Malf and I Played the Austin Powers TCG (Tabletop Sim)

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  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "open up a sealed austin powers booster pack" is the most insane thing i've ever seen

    • @icantranch9398
      @icantranch9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "Lets pause the game so I can run to the store for a sealed Austin Powers booster pack"

    • @cibor07
      @cibor07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Booster tutor from mtg but actually legal.

    • @Chizzle69420
      @Chizzle69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@icantranch9398 A true Austin Powers Trading Card Game enthusiast buys at least a dozen extra booster packs.

    • @blunt005
      @blunt005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Chizzle69420 daily

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Ah, wait! Let me get the rights to produce and distribute this game again, then I can open a factory to make a booster pack so I can play this card. Won't take long, just wait right here!"

  • @evelynedresner1353
    @evelynedresner1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    This is possibly the least intuitive CCG I've ever seen, 10/10 would watch again

  • @unicyclomaniac
    @unicyclomaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey @Northernlion, I was the dude that made the mod for tabletop sim. Thanks for checking it out! The game was such a trash fire to watch live but hilarious all the same. I know it's unlikely but it would be incredible to see a 4 player match up. Love your content, keep it up.

  • @chrisdobson2730
    @chrisdobson2730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    This game is a monstrosity, truly appalling.

    • @speedfastman
      @speedfastman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quite horrendous if I might add.

  • @umarrasul5633
    @umarrasul5633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    He actually posted it. Look at NL man so inspirational showing these younger generations a real tcg.

  • @calvinthegreat69
    @calvinthegreat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This feels like it was 100% designed in reverse. Instead of coming with a solid game foundation and adding thematic flavor they came up with like 5 thematic gimmicks and then tried to tie them together. I feel like I'm in a fugue state watching this.

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Seriously, I can't believe how far they went for that "throw me a frickin bone" joke. They literally named an entire card type that the whole game is built around so that they could make a throwaway reference in the rules for a multiplayer variant format, quite possibly the most insane setup in all of comedy.

    • @calvinthegreat69
      @calvinthegreat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheSquareOnes I'll take it a step further. They had the idea of character saying throw me a frickin' bone here in challenges as the mechanic and then specifically added the multiplayer to give an excuse for players to also say it.
      Totally agreed it is completely insane

  • @Cloudchaser_K
    @Cloudchaser_K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    this game looks so horribly designed it's wrapped back around to being very intriguing
    what horrible imbalances and jank ass scenarios can this game cause

  • @GBKK99
    @GBKK99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This is like if someone who has never played a board game in their life tried to make one from scratch

  • @hollystardust
    @hollystardust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love the detail of NL tapping his assassins left and his shaggers right, as if he's trying to come up with a proper way to play the game legitimately.

  • @chipofchipschallenge7532
    @chipofchipschallenge7532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The Johnson mechanic is fricken insane

  • @MrScratch1994
    @MrScratch1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Evil egg father pulled evil egg in his first 6 cards, absolutely unbelievable.

  • @taarzzan
    @taarzzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Now i’m waiting for the Addams Family CCG

    • @Alylion
      @Alylion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Simpsons or Harry Potter ones could make a good segment too

  • @rodion1056
    @rodion1056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Wait this was real? I thought you had been making this whole thing up as a joke

    • @HoytTheMage
      @HoytTheMage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *Insert NL yelling a Josh for not knowing Mod Pizza was real*

    • @davisonhammond
      @davisonhammond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A true Mod pizza moment

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, time for "What the frick are you talking about, the thing they just played for 90 minutes" and so on and so forth.

    • @CZProtton
      @CZProtton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@umbaupause OK SPAGHETTI! MOD PIZZA! ITS THE SAME FRIGGIN THING!

  • @Kaloraan
    @Kaloraan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The frickin bones are the skeleton’s money.

    • @coolboyyo654
      @coolboyyo654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and so are the frickin worms

  • @Asshorians
    @Asshorians 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    yeah baby

  • @emoburger42069
    @emoburger42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Lmaoooo this is straight out of a fever dream and a completely contorted set of rules and procedures, but after an hour, I kinda get it though?

  • @ShyGuyOmega
    @ShyGuyOmega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had to rewind and replay the part where NL sees the Nicely Packed card 3 times, it killed me, the art was incredible

  • @dersquatch
    @dersquatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's like a CCG designed by someone trying to punish people for playing CCGs.

  • @DrLongWang
    @DrLongWang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hearing these rules being read is life changing

  • @Buster_Scruggs
    @Buster_Scruggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    that first match proved so many balancing issues with this game...you literally cant win if the losing player just doesnt play anything?

    • @PLJogging
      @PLJogging 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      'You cannot lose if you don't play' - Alotta Fagina

  • @hollystardust
    @hollystardust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    this man's getting backseated in the austin powers ccg

  • @liamfallon3981
    @liamfallon3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:14 There are four kinds of vibes

    • @MultiMagichead
      @MultiMagichead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But everything changed when the groovy nation attacked

  • @shinyemptyhead
    @shinyemptyhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember them opening a bunch of booster packs for this on the Sarge Club extra life stream a few years ago, and being completely unable to figure out what the rules were. Glad to see the actual baffling baffling context.

  • @desertedham37
    @desertedham37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    playing starts at 9:30

  • @Epic501
    @Epic501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You did the scoring backwards.
    You capture the opponent's agent and all the frickin bones spent, leaving your own active agent on the field.
    What a game

  • @MightyMagnetmonster
    @MightyMagnetmonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "What the heck is a swinger again?"
    "Aren't the swingers the ones that kiss?"
    monkaS

  • @RazalasTrebla
    @RazalasTrebla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I've only heard of this game from a "7 Deadly Sins of Collectible Card Games" video. I'm surprised you survived over an hour of playing this lul

  • @Elson01
    @Elson01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was such a mess, 10/10 tcg. I'd love to see more tabletop with NL and malf.

  • @LaserLemonLolita
    @LaserLemonLolita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Having only ever seen bits and pieces of these films has simply increased my delight and confusion at this game.

  • @theviewerofart
    @theviewerofart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This TCG is actually just deranged, and I'm here for it.

  • @cyrusallen6418
    @cyrusallen6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love the table tops

  • @lautaroferrer2858
    @lautaroferrer2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the best frikin' bone I've seen in my life

  • @digapwny1
    @digapwny1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It was funny already, but when NL top decked Elvis Costello, I was in tears.

  • @baragon84
    @baragon84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Groovy.

  • @PLJogging
    @PLJogging 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Praying to God the Austin Powers TCG scene doesn't attract the attention of scalpers.

  • @figgusx2196
    @figgusx2196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It gets better every time NL reads a card's line

  • @jakeXIII
    @jakeXIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh baby, do behave! I been waiting for this! Very groovy :)
    Very not disappointed so many moments i wish i could quote but yt would bonk me so ile just say thanks for the company and groovy vibes as always :D

  • @robinzuur
    @robinzuur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    in a different timeline we mightve all been trading austin powers trading cards at the playground

    • @currentquiet9591
      @currentquiet9591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I imagine 3 archetypes in the playground meta: 1. The rich kid that inexplicably has 30 Austin powers cards as their deck, 2. The underdog that plays massive Johnson chains and plays strategically but has a terrible win rate, and 3. The smart kid that ruins the scene by loading their deck with exclusively "liquid hot magmas" and "bridal showers" and literally cannot lose

  • @uncleflansy5621
    @uncleflansy5621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The pog isn't a drip anymore, it's a full on waterfall.

    • @uncleflansy5621
      @uncleflansy5621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I now realize I need to see Rob playing this.

  • @agnidyne3313
    @agnidyne3313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more quirky content like this, actually one of the best you've done in a while

  • @s33ur3lv3lvly
    @s33ur3lv3lvly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    35:55 I loved how NL tapped the hennie touched. Lol

  • @Adrianolguinadrian
    @Adrianolguinadrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Wait is this where the way NL says “mu frickin bone heart” came from

  • @matootie
    @matootie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    30 minutes in I’m thinking “man, someone really made a collectible trading card game with only.. 10 different cards..”
    Good video haha

  • @Random_Fanguy
    @Random_Fanguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So I make you zany baby~? DO I?

  • @aidankerr2001
    @aidankerr2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the greatest video title i have ever seen, my gourd is sufficiency pogged

  • @Spremington
    @Spremington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'll put my one eyed monster back on the table"- Northernlion

  • @Mangulwort
    @Mangulwort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs."

  • @buzzbya
    @buzzbya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was so hyped to watch this, then I realized I've never watched an austin powers movie...

  • @liamfallon3981
    @liamfallon3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    100 Billion Dollars!

  • @MercMercury
    @MercMercury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Aaaaand I'm spent...

  • @blueguy9074
    @blueguy9074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pogadelic baby

  • @TZerot0
    @TZerot0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy fucking shit. this was amazing

  • @justaperson1812
    @justaperson1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how tf is this so amazing

  • @vricko55
    @vricko55 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so pumped for this video

  • @potterinhe11
    @potterinhe11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh behave!

  • @AirNeat
    @AirNeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You definitely are supposed to use the Frickin' Bones to attack

  • @jays.6843
    @jays.6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Okay, stick with me on this one: The Binding of Isaac card game, four players, tabletop sim, make it a series.

  • @prudx2775
    @prudx2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this sort of thing is exactly what i'm here for

  • @cptnd3851
    @cptnd3851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Holy shit I just found out about this a few weeks ago and the madman did it

  • @dustachino
    @dustachino 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the content, enjoying :-)

  • @blunt005
    @blunt005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i still have no idea how this game works

  • @Moctipotili1
    @Moctipotili1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually very entertaining. Now I have a hankering for watching rhw movies, thanks.

  • @seanfield9172
    @seanfield9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yeah baby!

  • @zachpasley4003
    @zachpasley4003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Was there a rule missed, or is there really no incentive to actually play an agent ever if your opponent might get points off of it? Why not just make a deck with nothing but those cards that give you 5 points and win automatically after 10 turns?

  • @Refridgerating
    @Refridgerating 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yeah baby

  • @Jack-dk7uu
    @Jack-dk7uu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the hottest roguelite of 2021

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah baby!

  • @DezXereanas
    @DezXereanas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:00:43. Just pause there and witness the glory

  • @pogocoop
    @pogocoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was so hoping this would happen, let's go

  • @danielburnham5325
    @danielburnham5325 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    NL is going to be the Ludwig of Austin Powers tcg booster packs

  • @jamesl5500
    @jamesl5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is amazing

  • @BrianRampage
    @BrianRampage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't imagine why this game didn't catch on/usurp MTG as the boss CCG

  • @Mr_Maladroit
    @Mr_Maladroit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More Tabletop Simulator please!

  • @KipomoVideos
    @KipomoVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can someone explain the rules of the Austin Powers Collectable Card Game?

    • @trippyimp6265
      @trippyimp6265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No I don't think anyone can

    • @battousaix4263
      @battousaix4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only Austin himself could

  • @domotoroOfficial
    @domotoroOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so good

  • @kyledinsmore1751
    @kyledinsmore1751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did Ryan just say he has mute bound to delete?

  • @hamaczech13
    @hamaczech13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh baby!

  • @MetalSocks
    @MetalSocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually bought a pack of these at a game store as a mild joke, and while I noticed that it actually is a card game and not a bunch of stuff to collect I always thought "I really wonder if anyone got around to get a full deck and try to play it."
    Well half a year later, I got my answer.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You bought these from a game store 6 months ago?

    • @MetalSocks
      @MetalSocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gray007nl well I mean last year but when you start to buy Austin Powers Cards you start to lose track of time.

  • @josoona
    @josoona 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The surrealism of hearing those rules read aloud

  • @robertschroeder9858
    @robertschroeder9858 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see Dan playing this with them. 😂

  • @chezblob3628
    @chezblob3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now this is content

  • @Twoswordsdrizzt
    @Twoswordsdrizzt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was good, but would have been better with more of the group. You guys should play a bigger game so we can have more chaos

  • @laggypirates
    @laggypirates 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Masterpiece

  • @CommandLineVulpine
    @CommandLineVulpine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The run on these cards is going to make pokemon cards look like mere peanuts

  • @raph5906
    @raph5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't throw bones because there's no shags

  • @epicgamer2727
    @epicgamer2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When is the Goldmember expansion

  • @emoney9449
    @emoney9449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do behave

  • @mordecaaai
    @mordecaaai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Four Souls with the dad squad please :)

  • @batsling1234
    @batsling1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It would be frickin sick if u played the four souls tabletop sim mod with like Dan and malf or somethin

  • @cccraigify
    @cccraigify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy fuck this is so great.

  • @daisyxcutter
    @daisyxcutter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is just awful. Thank you NL

  • @Phished123
    @Phished123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only well designed part of the game is that there isnt a team requirement for Shagging. At least thats how i understood the rules, its only the gender requirements, so your agents can shag each other. On first blush its insane, but its made to balance out that since its not like Magic where you are attacking the other person, you can still make progress towards winning the game even if your opponent doesnt have any agents out.

  • @09stir
    @09stir 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was looking forward to this pog

  • @thisdennis623
    @thisdennis623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can I just get a friggin bone?

  • @longtomjr22
    @longtomjr22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who were the target audience. I am baffled!

  • @onfire4724
    @onfire4724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video reminds me of a giant flying...

  • @patrickcleary5923
    @patrickcleary5923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now THIS is niche

  • @Chizzle69420
    @Chizzle69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What was MALFs blurred language?

  • @radikalskippy
    @radikalskippy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh god this game looks terrible and I would 100% watch you guys play again

  • @gamer1andgamer2
    @gamer1andgamer2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Already watched on stream, here to see youtubes reaction to satans cardgame