He's actually called Glue man because before every match, he huffs his bottle of Elmer's. When that stops working, he moves on to the harder stuff, like shooting up with Crayola crayons.
A few years after this game, Gabe slipped in a banana peel and fell into a tub of radioactive super glue. He become Glue Man, the greatest superhero of our generation.
"Throughout his 24-year career, Gabe DeGrossi dominated the league each and every season. Averaging 80 points per game and 30 rebounds a game in his career, he was a player for the ages. The fame gotten to him in after Game 7 of their illustrious 1998 championship where they dominated the Los Angeles Lakers, 345-92 by yet another great performance by DeGrossi. That performance was overshadowed in controversy when he choked a toddler in a champagne-sodden rage, guzzling down toilet water filled with piss and cursing out fellow teammate Frank Pizza on national television then stabbing him in anger. When the cops arrived to the locker room, he spat champagne in their faces and threatened to eat the cops' children. Frank Pizza ended up missing the season afterward due to severe lacerations from the stabbing. DeGrossi faced 5 years in prison and many gave up on him. The 1999 Celtics were dreadful without their top two offensive players, ending up winning 13 games and some how getting 14th in the draft lottery. The Celtics ended up losing Pizza at the turn of the millennium when he joined the Lakers and everything seemed to collapse for those 5 years. In those 5 years, Gabe got his life in order and when he returned to the Celtics, he put on what simply was a flawless season. In his final season with the Celtics, DeGrossi left on a high note, winning his 20th NBA championship and gaining his 10th straight MVP award since the incident. His number 11 has been retired by the league although he almost killed a toddler and his teammate but I digress."
In the age of TH-cam where people pump out what's going to get the most views on a daily basis; I adore guys like Jerma who make creative, original, genuinely funny videos because it makes him happy. Thanks again for not making countless g-mod/Minecraft videos.
Welcome to prop hunt episode 959! We're still playing on the same map with the same people and still making the same jokes BUT WHOOAAH I CAN TURN INTO A WATERMELON! ISNT THAT KOOKY?
It's actually amazing how good of a view ratio jerma has. Almost (if not all) all videos have covered at least 1/3 or more of his subscriber amount in views. And his videos are relatively short compared to other gaming channels.
You can see the clock above the basket constantly changing as the game progresses, even though he covered the one on the scoreboard. It's hilarious to me to imagine jerma actually just sitting down and spamming full court shots to get enough clips to make this joke.
Is this Glue Man's backstory? Did Gabe "Glue Man" DeGrossi have an industrial accident about ten years after this, becoming the superhero we all know and love/hate today?
Gabe "Glueman" Degrossi was a talented basketball player that both dominated the courts and taught his team how to shoot a ball from one side of the court to the other sides' basket perfectly. He had the prospects to make to the big leagues, but along the way he became addicted to Colloidal Silver and contracted Argyria as a result. Glueman's skin became a very light shade of blue due to his condition, making him look white as glue, taking the name that originally symbolized his "Hands like Glue", and changing it to hold a meaning that referred to his skin color. Glueman was no longer fit for basketball. Devastated by his inability to play the sport he loved, Glueman went into a deep depression. A decade later, desperate to get back into sports, Glueman accepted an invitation to join the Jerma Rumble. Glueman lost the Jerma Rumble to Jerma985. Glueman received massive head trauma, forehead lacerations, and a skull fracture after his head was shoved into a car window as a result of Jerma985 not receiving a second championship in the second Jerma Rumble, despite Glueman not being in the rumble. Glueman lost in Jermania 2014 to Captain Crunch. Glueman was considered a "shitty character" from the start of his wrestling career.
Jerma seriously needs to be an actual sports announcer, or at least the announcer of a videogame. Seriously, I hate sports games but I'd buy it if Jerma was announcing every time I score a goal.
It really seems that the better the graphics get, the creepier they seem. It's like the uncanny valley, and it's even worse when the character creator turns people into batboys.
“So now we’re just gonna try to calm down here, Glueman- eh- *how do ya calm down* ?! How do you calm down when you see something like that happens?” The delivery on this kills me every time.
The fact that you are making this a canonical story is pretty amazing. Remember that video where you said you were writing a book? Glueman better be in it.
You know guys, hold on i just realized something important. In the beginning of the video, right before it gets to the 1997 Boston Celtics game, you see the scene from Jer-mania 2014 where Big boy Byeah gets hit by a car, which takes place , as the title says, in 2014. So now this means that either the sports networks are showing 17 year old reruns of games, or that the watcher in the video can SEE INTO THE FUTURE!
And why wouldn't you play a re-run of one of the greatest Basketball games in Sports history? Especially where Frank Pizza broke the Boston Celtics perfect winning streaks?
I believe in the book of Jerms 2.13 it is written, _"Thou shalt go and maketh a pantheon of Jerms and they shall be of all manner of thing. Of glue and man; of bat and boy; of Capt'n and Crunch. Let ye rumble upon each year and gaze upon thine kingdom of all things Jerma. O' glory to it, that land, that refuge of the shpee! Hallowed will be thine name and glorious shall be thine land. A place of worship for all ladies and jerms. Amen."_
Jerma lets be honest, jerma rumble shit is so hilarious you have practically made a potential long running mythos of stupidity. For the sake of all that is holy and because it would be funny as fuck as well as fun, you need to continue the jerma rumble stuff, of course do other things and take your time, but never EVER forget jerma rumble! It is so good I wouldn't mind a series or even a yearly long as special of jerma rumble with all these characters stupid mythos coinciding.
Normally, people have a 1% chance of making it from the back court. These guys have a 1% chance of missing it from the back court. Sure, let's not question that.
Jerma I love your videos and I love your sense of humor. From the characters you create to the scenarios you portray, every video on this channel is comedy gold. Keep on doing what you're doing!
On a team featuring Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Patrick Ewing, Scottie Pippen, and others, Gabe is still the GOAT of this team. This man is the definition of the term, "superstar athlete".
Yeah all these people saying this video sucks... I think this is one of Jerma's better videos... Seriously, when he just fucks around and has fun doing whatever he wants with some random game, that's when Jerma is at his funniest.
The thing about Jerma is that you never know what you get, and every time he uploads you know its going to be something entertaining. Like a box of magic chocolate gnomes that dance to the song Shnappi. Every gnome got its own story to tell and new music to dance to.
I liked the editing in the beginning, nice to see some creativity coming from the production side of things. Hoopsball - sportsball wasn't really my thing though.
so I've come back to this masterpiece now and realized a new thing. you can see in the end game celebration that Gabe had some legendary teammates on his 1997 squad including: Patrick Ewing, Larry Bird, And Scottie Pippen.
When I first saw this video, I thought he used cheats to make those shots. It was years later that I realized he must have spent hours slinging full court shots just to cut up a stupid 4 minute video, which makes this 1000x more hilarious.
I actually really like Jerma's characters. This is just so much fun to think about, I mean, we're learning here the complex backstory to a character that... well, is literally made of glue. xD Love you glueman you will forever be in our hearts.
There is officially a canon universe with Glue Man, Frank Pizza, the byeahs, the Egg, and so on. We need fan fiction for this shit, make it happen guys.
In other news, I have never understood why anyone would "abbreviate" 2015 to 2k15. You're not even shortening anything, you're just replacing one digit for one letter. Why?
Shilag 2K15 = Two-K-Fif-teen 2015 = Two-Thou-sand-Fif-teen Although it's used in the title of the game for the developers, the shortening anywhere else is generally for that one syllable, I suppose. It's stupid, but that's the only reason I see.
When this came out the Spurs had just dominated the playoffs with spacing and shooting and the Warriors were on the rise and would win their first championship with Curry as MVP the following season. The three point revolution was already on it's way in when jerma made this
I love how Jerma is an actually competent commentator. If I ever made a fighting game and hosted a tournament, I would absolutely have Jerma do commentary.
This is great jerma. I know people don't really appreciate it when you do stuff like this that takes multiply days. With effort and a lot of editing. Thanks jerma, keep it up!
In 10 years, he becomes a professional wrestler by the name of Glue man and everything goes downhill from that point onwards...
He's actually called Glue man because before every match, he huffs his bottle of Elmer's. When that stops working, he moves on to the harder stuff, like shooting up with Crayola crayons.
Then in an act of desperation, he goes back to the classic Glue man, but has since fallen from his prime and brings shame to the name in the ring.
420deadcount Best...story...evah
Suggesting that his life wasn't going downhill to the point he had to become a wrestler...
Tdogrulz99 No, he had an accident that caused him to be made entirely out of glue. THEN, he became a wrestler.
A few years after this game, Gabe slipped in a banana peel and fell into a tub of radioactive super glue. He become Glue Man, the greatest superhero of our generation.
Might be late, but i want to correct your comment: Not 'the greatest', but officially, 'the shittiest'.
You can check out the jerma verse wiki for the lore
@@claymeistereu He is, in fact, the greatest. the bar isn't particularly high.
He was such a legend he got his nickname before the accident
"Throughout his 24-year career, Gabe DeGrossi dominated the league each and every season. Averaging 80 points per game and 30 rebounds a game in his career, he was a player for the ages. The fame gotten to him in after Game 7 of their illustrious 1998 championship where they dominated the Los Angeles Lakers, 345-92 by yet another great performance by DeGrossi. That performance was overshadowed in controversy when he choked a toddler in a champagne-sodden rage, guzzling down toilet water filled with piss and cursing out fellow teammate Frank Pizza on national television then stabbing him in anger. When the cops arrived to the locker room, he spat champagne in their faces and threatened to eat the cops' children. Frank Pizza ended up missing the season afterward due to severe lacerations from the stabbing. DeGrossi faced 5 years in prison and many gave up on him. The 1999 Celtics were dreadful without their top two offensive players, ending up winning 13 games and some how getting 14th in the draft lottery. The Celtics ended up losing Pizza at the turn of the millennium when he joined the Lakers and everything seemed to collapse for those 5 years. In those 5 years, Gabe got his life in order and when he returned to the Celtics, he put on what simply was a flawless season. In his final season with the Celtics, DeGrossi left on a high note, winning his 20th NBA championship and gaining his 10th straight MVP award since the incident. His number 11 has been retired by the league although he almost killed a toddler and his teammate but I digress."
WHY DOES THIS HAVE NO LIKES?!?!
That's what happened to this guy?
Shit I thought they just fired him
+Thomas Cavanagh Good job
I cri eveitem
Anyone else notice his name is Gabe? And he beat the Lakers by 345?
Half life 3 confirmed.
If Jerma narrated sports, I would watch nothing but sports.
Same
He would just be laughing the whole time regardless it would still be entertaining.
My god, I didn't realize until the end but, THIS IS GLUE MAN'S ORIGIN STORY. The plot thickens...
Thickens like glue?
King Moose Ow
In the age of TH-cam where people pump out what's going to get the most views on a daily basis; I adore guys like Jerma who make creative, original, genuinely funny videos because it makes him happy. Thanks again for not making countless g-mod/Minecraft videos.
What if i told you he was paid to make this :O
gabens gaben What if i told you he wasn't
That is the best comment i've read in awhile
Welcome to prop hunt episode 959! We're still playing on the same map with the same people and still making the same jokes BUT WHOOAAH I CAN TURN INTO A WATERMELON! ISNT THAT KOOKY?
It's actually amazing how good of a view ratio jerma has. Almost (if not all) all videos have covered at least 1/3 or more of his subscriber amount in views. And his videos are relatively short compared to other gaming channels.
You can see the clock above the basket constantly changing as the game progresses, even though he covered the one on the scoreboard. It's hilarious to me to imagine jerma actually just sitting down and spamming full court shots to get enough clips to make this joke.
I thought he just used hacks lmao
God seeing a Jerma video makes my entire fucking day
Soooo much
Better!!!
"I'm gonna open a box on camera."
#lootget
+Logan Benton THERE IS BLOOD IN THE BOX!
Two more years until nothing bad happens to Gabe DeGrossi
This is legit my favorite video on TH-cam. Nothing even comes remotely close... You really outdid yourself with this one Jerma...
Is this Glue Man's backstory? Did Gabe "Glue Man" DeGrossi have an industrial accident about ten years after this, becoming the superhero we all know and love/hate today?
*love fixed
Spaceman Spiffy *hate fixed
*What's this ? I don't even fixed
Don't worry I am working on the glueman history timeline
TheBlenderman remember these are “allegations”
Anyone have a Frank Pizza trading card? I need it to complete my Celtics of '97 set.
+Jack Schidt why would you want that he missed the shot
They are very hard to come by. Theres like, only 7 know in existance and so far only 2 have been found.
@@555Soupy555 Exactly, they stopped making them so they’re a rare collector’s item now
Gabe "Glueman" Degrossi was a talented basketball player that both dominated the courts and taught his team how to shoot a ball from one side of the court to the other sides' basket perfectly. He had the prospects to make to the big leagues, but along the way he became addicted to Colloidal Silver and contracted Argyria as a result. Glueman's skin became a very light shade of blue due to his condition, making him look white as glue, taking the name that originally symbolized his "Hands like Glue", and changing it to hold a meaning that referred to his skin color. Glueman was no longer fit for basketball. Devastated by his inability to play the sport he loved, Glueman went into a deep depression. A decade later, desperate to get back into sports, Glueman accepted an invitation to join the Jerma Rumble. Glueman lost the Jerma Rumble to Jerma985. Glueman received massive head trauma, forehead lacerations, and a skull fracture after his head was shoved into a car window as a result of Jerma985 not receiving a second championship in the second Jerma Rumble, despite Glueman not being in the rumble. Glueman lost in Jermania 2014 to Captain Crunch. Glueman was considered a "shitty character" from the start of his wrestling career.
I feel sorry for him now
Can someone make a Jermapedia so that this can be its first article?
YuBeRee a.k.a. Ubre the art of retcon
Poor glueman
Best B-baller is worst Pro Wrestler. Like D-rod but not really.
Less than two years for the Glue Man followup.
Jerma seriously needs to be an actual sports announcer, or at least the announcer of a videogame.
Seriously, I hate sports games but I'd buy it if Jerma was announcing every time I score a goal.
WWE2K19: JermaRumble Edition
The story telling though...Jerma should be a voice actor some day
He already is
lukas van amelsvoort I'm pretty sure Jerma has only done voice acting once. I can't remember the name of the game though.
Yeah it was some game on the ipad
lukas van amelsvoort all I can remember about it is that it was a mobile game, and I think it was in space
Commander Sunshine I thought it was a dungeon crawler that was a pop up kind of book. Or was that star_? Or Sips? Idk..........
notice how he calls the bucks the milwakee brewers lmao. the little things that make jerma hilarious
It really seems that the better the graphics get, the creepier they seem. It's like the uncanny valley, and it's even worse when the character creator turns people into batboys.
This is a bit too realistic to seem uncanny to me. Although the quick pauses between animations make the players look like robots.
''nothing bad happens 10 years from now'' im expecting a wrestle or boxing video soon
Get nostalgic travi.
in six more years gabe is gona die in jerma rumble
How soon are we talking ?
cant help but notice Agent 47 is enjoying the game...
uh oh we're almost there
"And Honestly, I hope to god nothing bad happens to this guy like 10 years from now."
CLIFFHANGER ALERT
just about 10 years later and we havent heard of Degrossi since the 2014-15 season, I hope he is doing well...
Jerma is forging a complex mythology for Jerma Rumble. What a world.
coming up on 10 years since this... The end of Gabe Degrossi approaches
4 more years until IT happens
“So now we’re just gonna try to calm down here, Glueman- eh- *how do ya calm down* ?! How do you calm down when you see something like that happens?”
The delivery on this kills me every time.
I'm glad to see jerma working day and night on his new book.
Honestly this simple video is a timeless masterpiece and one of Jerma's greatest.
The fact that you are making this a canonical story is pretty amazing.
Remember that video where you said you were writing a book? Glueman better be in it.
You know guys, hold on i just realized something important. In the beginning of the video, right before it gets to the 1997 Boston Celtics game, you see the scene from Jer-mania 2014 where Big boy Byeah gets hit by a car, which takes place , as the title says, in 2014. So now this means that either the sports networks are showing 17 year old reruns of games, or that the watcher in the video can SEE INTO THE FUTURE!
time tv, its so real u dont need a time machine.
Or... One of the Gabe gluemans is an imposter! Or there's two of them! Or reruns! Or time travel!
Byeahs get hit by cars all the time. It's just what they do, regardless of year.
And why wouldn't you play a re-run of one of the greatest Basketball games in Sports history? Especially where Frank Pizza broke the Boston Celtics perfect winning streaks?
After all these years I just realized he called Milwaukee the Brewers. The Brewers aren't a basketball team, they're a baseball team lmao
Why the fuck is there like a pantheon of Jerma Characters now? Who asked for a fucking Jerma Mythos?
Not that I'm complaining.
Well if you saw so many shitty people he makes,I would like to at least know how good he was before jerma ruined it or made them famous. Wouldn't you?
glueman was a real person
I believe in the book of Jerms 2.13 it is written,
_"Thou shalt go and maketh a pantheon of Jerms and they shall be of all manner of thing. Of glue and man; of bat and boy; of Capt'n and Crunch. Let ye rumble upon each year and gaze upon thine kingdom of all things Jerma. O' glory to it, that land, that refuge of the shpee! Hallowed will be thine name and glorious shall be thine land. A place of worship for all ladies and jerms. Amen."_
Jarethenator *sheds tear* amen.
Boy where’d the time go
It's finally 2024, what will happen next in the Glueman saga?
Jerma lets be honest, jerma rumble shit is so hilarious you have practically made a potential long running mythos of stupidity. For the sake of all that is holy and because it would be funny as fuck as well as fun, you need to continue the jerma rumble stuff, of course do other things and take your time, but never EVER forget jerma rumble! It is so good I wouldn't mind a series or even a yearly long as special of jerma rumble with all these characters stupid mythos coinciding.
Amen
Amen
Sweg
*****
okay
Normally, people have a 1% chance of making it from the back court. These guys have a 1% chance of missing it from the back court.
Sure, let's not question that.
Jerma I love your videos and I love your sense of humor. From the characters you create to the scenarios you portray, every video on this channel is comedy gold. Keep on doing what you're doing!
Just throwing this out there: "Glue Man" looks like Kane.
+Ryusuta Kane could score a three pointer from his little hole in the ring.
THATS GOTTA BE GABE!
On a team featuring Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Patrick Ewing, Scottie Pippen, and others, Gabe is still the GOAT of this team. This man is the definition of the term, "superstar athlete".
This is why i am a celtics fan no joke
It really paid off
New vid about Glue Man in 10 years confirmed
This is a game from 1997, maybe it will be a video why and how Glueman become what he was in Jerma Rumble and Jermania?
Halfway there.
Everyone always asks, “where is glueman?”, yet no one ever asks “how is Frank Pizza doing?”.
Yeah all these people saying this video sucks... I think this is one of Jerma's better videos... Seriously, when he just fucks around and has fun doing whatever he wants with some random game, that's when Jerma is at his funniest.
I know this is one of the most creative things iv'e seen.
I always root for Glueman every time he appears in a jerma vid. He is our hero
it's been 10 years
Thanks for the reminder, Jerma asked me to take him out like 10 years ago
It's like watching a real Warriors game
Shoutouts to all my fellow jerma enjoyers. Got my itch to just binge watch all his videos. Been having a blast, so grateful to this man honestly.
"A deficit like this is gonna be hard to come back from for the Milwaukee Brewers..." Uh, Jerma? Wrong sport.
The thing about Jerma is that you never know what you get, and every time he uploads you know its going to be something entertaining. Like a box of magic chocolate gnomes that dance to the song Shnappi. Every gnome got its own story to tell and new music to dance to.
HE SUCH A GOOD VOICE ACTOR HOLY CRAP
I don't know why people are grumbling, this is my favorite video since Jermania. I love the stuff you do with these less conventional games.
Oh my god this is the best backstory in existence
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
I liked the editing in the beginning, nice to see some creativity coming from the production side of things. Hoopsball - sportsball wasn't really my thing though.
This is probably one of if not the funniest Jerma video out there. I have to come back occasionally just to laugh my ass off.
Poor Glueman. He used to have it all, but then he watched it all slip between his fingertips...
Your originality always surprises and amuses me and you have done it again!!
now we wait 10 years...
this is my favorite video of yours Jerma. I laugh every single time I watch it. keep up the good work your newer vids are still killing it.
so I've come back to this masterpiece now and realized a new thing. you can see in the end game celebration that Gabe had some legendary teammates on his 1997 squad including: Patrick Ewing, Larry Bird, And Scottie Pippen.
When I first saw this video, I thought he used cheats to make those shots. It was years later that I realized he must have spent hours slinging full court shots just to cut up a stupid 4 minute video, which makes this 1000x more hilarious.
"Somebody call a nuculear physicist to explain his third type of thing can happen."
I actually really like Jerma's characters. This is just so much fun to think about, I mean, we're learning here the complex backstory to a character that... well, is literally made of glue. xD Love you glueman you will forever be in our hearts.
This is why Guy from Fugazi was hanging from a bball hoop screaming the lyrics from ‘Glueman’ in a live show
God i forgot this was my favorite jerma video holy shit
Star is a doctor, and now Jerma is a Basket Ball player.
These sport videos are very fun and creative, I can't wait to see more
Jerma you're a fucking genius with these videos. Love them all. Likes likes and more likes for you good sir
JAMming Jerma vs SLAMing star?
come on and slam!
And welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam!
Work that body, work that body
Everybody wants to see this happen!
There is officially a canon universe with Glue Man, Frank Pizza, the byeahs, the Egg, and so on. We need fan fiction for this shit, make it happen guys.
And that is how bill Russell won his 11 rings
Wait...wait...wait... GABE? Scoring THREE pointers?
Half-Life 3 confirmed.
we're only 4 years away from something bad happening to glueman
Jerma lore in-depth post shadowing
Its been 10 years jerma, we need a sequel documenting more of gluemans life
In other news, I have never understood why anyone would "abbreviate" 2015 to 2k15. You're not even shortening anything, you're just replacing one digit for one letter. Why?
Because 2k sports makes the games. It's a marketing thing.
scFhajad034
Aah, that actually does make sense. Although I have seen it used elsewhere for no reason.
Shilag
2K15 = Two-K-Fif-teen
2015 = Two-Thou-sand-Fif-teen
Although it's used in the title of the game for the developers, the shortening anywhere else is generally for that one syllable, I suppose.
It's stupid, but that's the only reason I see.
It's also just 2k as in 2000. Don't really know how that's any shorter but yeah
IT'S STYLIZED!
Just what I needed right now, some Jerma...
That was a nice box.
That's what they all say, but you know they're lying.
Storm wolf No, it truly was a nice box.
But did that box contain an Xbox?
Storm wolf Did it?
You have the box, do you not?
Always die of laughter when I watch any of Jermas Videos.
Nowadays some people are saying basketball focusses too much on shooting 3 pointers. Jerma really predicted the future with this lmao
When this came out the Spurs had just dominated the playoffs with spacing and shooting and the Warriors were on the rise and would win their first championship with Curry as MVP the following season. The three point revolution was already on it's way in when jerma made this
Got to love whenever there is a new video
His only weakness: Much like Shaq he can not make a free throw.
Best content on the internet with this video. Thank you sir.
Fucking Frank Pizza
It's okay, he made up for it later in the game.
i love jerma videos so much!
the year is 2024 jerma makes a new video about glueman, shit will happen... bad shit... i wait..
Dude, Jerma, you post the most random shit. I love it.
Little did you know he'd end up a wrestler and be the shittiest character ever made
I love how Jerma is an actually competent commentator. If I ever made a fighting game and hosted a tournament, I would absolutely have Jerma do commentary.
The TeleJerma
Now only 15 Jerma Bucks
Available on Steam and Disney DVD
love these creative intros lately
Our basketball team is now the "Milwaukee Brewers". I'm a Wisconsinite and I find this offensive
Man, the quality of these videos just keeps going up! Good work, Jerma. Keep it up :)
"Remarkable" -IGN
''like skyrim with guns. G8 m8 8/8''- IGN
"8/10 it's okay."
-IGN
Believe the hype.
Butt Beard
"the most dissapointing game of the year - 7.5/10" IGN
Great yeah looks great.
I love the variety of your channel
301 viewsz and 1k likes?
Jerma985? more like Jerma1337
it says 301+ lol
aiden stewart cuz it always says
You obviously never go on TH-cam my friend...
How are people still this stupid... On the other hand, if you were trolling your picture makes it awesome
You sir, are leet...
This is great jerma. I know people don't really appreciate it when you do stuff like this that takes multiply days. With effort and a lot of editing. Thanks jerma, keep it up!
Who else is studying the lore?
Dat transition between the tv to enlarged screen is really cool