29:48 Triggered Joe quietly slips into full PTSD WE WERE SITTING THERE 2 HOURS ...... WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ?!? ..... YOU GOT PIZZAS ?!? YOU SAID THAI ...... ...... ..... Any of that pizza left ? ..........
Every time Joe does the Asian voice it reminds me of Louis' old bit.. "Stereotypes are harmful, but the voices are funny. I can't reconcile those two things" 😂😂
Haha, the "dumb thoughts" bit. Fuck, Louis is funny. "And here's what my dumb brain tells me. Oh, this is what their child is like. Not like oh, she's a separate person, she's not with them. Like oh, that young couple gave birth to a tiny, elderly Chinese woman, isn't that interesting? " Then..."That's how dumb I am. That I think Chinese gibberish that I made up is in her actual Chinese mind." 🤣
Went to see Mark in Brisbane. This pod was killer. Mark definitely has no idea about Australia but what he said was nice lol. We have the same issues as most western countries. But God bless him
24:50 Mark believing that Quokas (which he described as having all the characteristics of kangaroos) are a type of rodent (and compares them to nutria rats he grew up with in Louisiana) and not a marsupial is hilarious 😂
I just learned about the 1.5 hr difference over there, a few wks ago! Strange. Can't believe we didn't hear about it by now in a movie or anywhere else. Ya learn somethin new every day. 🤯🧠🙂😁☮
@davidperez5089 ...and Bart yelled at Joe for ordering pizza, and had already been harassing Joe the whole time. He hijacked the party... Joe actually drove Fart to get Thai food. And Bart actually demanded everyone should thank him for getting the Thai food. What's interesting is he didn't pay any attention to Joe and other people who didn't want Thai food(which is why Joe ordered pizza). He admitted to it all in a cowardly way, but didn't and hasn't apologized. Basically said that's who I am, deal with it. He deserved a knuckle sandwich to the vag. Oh and he screamed at Ari for no good reason. Can't remember exactly why. Unjustified nonetheless. Just another hilarious ol' Barf Chrysler tale, that's actually true, because he didn't tell it. 😂
I thought Mark said he did coke for his bachelor party...? 🤔🧐 He sure does talk about and happen to find coke a lot for someone that's "never done it" lol
Punch me in the arse Jerry, that was episode was hilarious! Couldn’t have gotten Australia more wrong. Slap your father in the cooch Mark, that was an impressive. Melbourne’s got the beautiful beach? Bigger than Sydney? The sweeping claims. It’s all pipes. Unless they’re in Australia and they’re probably I don’t know, what’s that word, Chuck?
Hey "Liberal Lefty List" I remember listening to your Old Orchard 4th of July Ep years ago. It sounded so magically haha next week ill be getting to experience with my Son, Dogs and Folks! Cheers!
back in the day you could go to a place in the Yukon and take a shot that had a toe in it?? I don't know if that's still at thing.. I definitely did not do it when I lived there.
I still don't get the intro joke. And I have a genius level IQ. Does Google explain jokes/punchlines? ..."Gonorrhea Alley." I guffawed aloud. AGAIN! Damn, Normand! 😂🙂🙃🙃😄😆♥️😅🤣😆😄😁🙂🙃😁😃😄😆😁🙃😄😂😃😛
29:48 Triggered Joe quietly slips into full PTSD
WE WERE SITTING THERE 2 HOURS ...... WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ?!? .....
YOU GOT PIZZAS ?!? YOU SAID THAI ...... ...... ..... Any of that pizza left ? ..........
If the world is Thai food, this podcast is a stack of pizza boxes baby!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
No one wanted Thai
Don't you EVER say you wanted Thai food
Joe eats like a 7 year old.
If I hear another Joe List Key West story, I'm gonna have a smile on my face and let the fella do his thing
heard you on Stavy's world Joe list. And now im listening to this podcast. Hidden Gem, new favorite podcast
List so so underrated man it’s wild
Comedy🎉
Thanks Mark and Joe for the most fun cast on the tube💪👊
theyre goats
Thank God I’m dying here
There isn't any other podcasts that make me chuckle like this one. These guys were made for each other.
10:05 this banter has me crying
idk why but all the gay talk is so funny. never gets old 😂
my father's gay!
@@kjocle2025I'm gay (not really but you get it)
We're here. We're queer
Joe kissing his father on the lips is the surest sign that all is right with the world.
My padre finally came out. He's 75.
Red White and Goo is my new 4th of July slogan. Make us merch
Nice to see Mark talking about James McCann, shout out to the dawgs!
McCann is a funny man
Whoa! 10 seconds in and the color is off the charts! New camera? Or did ol' Chucky D learn to white balance?
Great job on the production Chuck!
I needed this so bad
I really liked this pod extra. The takes on the Arnold documentary were really great. You guys are the best!
The shoey stuff was interesting too😮
joe seems like a great friend
Super genuine and a great listener
My father's gay
Him and bert got into it during mark's bachelor party though..
@@enriquet5861 really?
Yea.. Tom Segura and Ari's recent episode
I knew Joes “ok babe” was coming during the Blue Chew read. My favorite bit he does.
Joe listing off the tv shows at 55:50 is why I love this cast so much. Tell me thats not lunch
still the best pod of alllllll
Every time Joe does the Asian voice it reminds me of Louis' old bit.. "Stereotypes are harmful, but the voices are funny. I can't reconcile those two things" 😂😂
Haha, the "dumb thoughts" bit. Fuck, Louis is funny. "And here's what my dumb brain tells me. Oh, this is what their child is like. Not like oh, she's a separate person, she's not with them. Like oh, that young couple gave birth to a tiny, elderly Chinese woman, isn't that interesting? " Then..."That's how dumb I am. That I think Chinese gibberish that I made up is in her actual Chinese mind." 🤣
"I don't know what that keta means" 😂 45:19
Y’all and Billy Red Nutz are the only ads I listen through without skipping🤣
This is a great Tuesday episode right here folks
Great ep fatties. It’s almost like the pod is best when y’all actually tell new stories 😮
Australia appreciates you coming out….the closet
Went to see Mark in Brisbane. This pod was killer. Mark definitely has no idea about Australia but what he said was nice lol.
We have the same issues as most western countries.
But God bless him
Congrats on the Australian Tour Mark! Joe, I don’t think you’re too far behind. Again my favorite Comedian Podcast!
Joe List is brilliant. Behind no one.
@@juniperjennifer Sorry. I meant filling theaters. Should have been more clear. They’re equally funny.
@@adk7962 upward spiral. Long live the King of Content
Joe's Asian throat clearing is still one of the funniest things on earth
Will never get old.
I like it when the rest of viewers are as simple as I am. Spectrum
Time?
@@davidperez508949:37
Bold
Love the scheme to dodge a dirty shoey 🤣. Saw u in Adelaide airplane hanger, might have been shit for you but was awesome for us, cheers mate
Great Ep🤗
Didn't expect a new pod talking about the Australia trip til july, thought his tour would be longer
Joe and Mark both need to do a Missoula show!!!!
Much love from Calgary! Come back here and show us some love!
Joe needs to tell his side of the Bart Thai food freak out story
YES
I forgot about that already. Yes, he has to tell us.
Joe at Skankfest is incredible!
Glad hear you had a great trip and joe. Glad to hear you're still herp ridden
The intro is hilarious...and the duck fell out of the bag.
26:06 any long-time listener knows that Joe List could have a tremendous second career as a Michael Winslow style sound effects guy. He’s fantastic
1:03:55 This is the funniest sound I've ever heard.
24:50 Mark believing that Quokas (which he described as having all the characteristics of kangaroos) are a type of rodent (and compares them to nutria rats he grew up with in Louisiana) and not a marsupial is hilarious 😂
“It was a kwock of shit if ya ask me”
😂 Danm Mark…. That’s almost too fast.
Come back to Australia in the summer Mark! You’ll never leave!!
I just learned about the 1.5 hr difference over there, a few wks ago! Strange. Can't believe we didn't hear about it by now in a movie or anywhere else.
Ya learn somethin new every day. 🤯🧠🙂😁☮
Flick Connection just mentioned Mark as one of the best.
Good will hunting great film !
Marks talking about an Australia voyage and Joe brings up Canada; Americas hat.
Long island to Connecticut.... Africa is massive Joe & Mark
I thought all the onesies were for Joe until Mark said you can pass them to me when I have a kid.
57:55 "''how's that?" 🤣
“It was a quokka shit if you ask me!” 😂😂😂
Wild hearing mark talk Perth … my home town 😎… ha Rotto! 🤦🏻
Come on down Joe!!!
The mom and dad are a perfect contrast
12:14 Wap n’ Woggin
Hey hey folks ❤
This pod should be much bigger
Can’t wait for maaaanchaaastaaaa boiiiii
Heard on today's 2 Bears 1 Cave about Bert Kreischer throwing a temper tantrum at Joe List. Celebrity scandal!
Ha, we have different ideas of a scandal.
What'd he do? Spike his stogie with PCP?
@@davidperez5089 he took over Mark Normand’s bachelor party.
Bertrand Kriskle III Jr. might be the fattest, most irritating, most pandering lard ass guy I've seen. Love em though, I think.
@davidperez5089 ...and Bart yelled at Joe for ordering pizza, and had already been harassing Joe the whole time. He hijacked the party... Joe actually drove Fart to get Thai food. And Bart actually demanded everyone should thank him for getting the Thai food. What's interesting is he didn't pay any attention to Joe and other people who didn't want Thai food(which is why Joe ordered pizza). He admitted to it all in a cowardly way, but didn't and hasn't apologized. Basically said that's who I am, deal with it. He deserved a knuckle sandwich to the vag. Oh and he screamed at Ari for no good reason. Can't remember exactly why. Unjustified nonetheless. Just another hilarious ol' Barf Chrysler tale, that's actually true, because he didn't tell it. 😂
@18:20 crushed nuts joke from 1980 Under the Rainbow /dwarves from Wiz of OZ adventures/comedy Chevy Chase & Princess Leia/Carrie Fischer
Let’s go full Kobe he said 😂
As a kid in the 90's I found Wayne's World 2 to be the more entertaining film, though both are great. Haven't watched either one recently.
Roses are red, Violets are grey
Where I’m from it’s Tuesday here, my fathers gay.
I'm usually good at poems but I can't top this. Gold Jerry!
I thought Mark said he did coke for his bachelor party...? 🤔🧐 He sure does talk about and happen to find coke a lot for someone that's "never done it" lol
Representing from Kuwait! Happy mark knows our country exists!
Punch me in the arse Jerry, that was episode was hilarious! Couldn’t have gotten Australia more wrong. Slap your father in the cooch Mark, that was an impressive. Melbourne’s got the beautiful beach? Bigger than Sydney? The sweeping claims. It’s all pipes. Unless they’re in Australia and they’re probably I don’t know, what’s that word, Chuck?
Mark shut off the watch alarm😂
14:53 King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is the best thing out of Australia.
Agreed, New Zealand has done more than Australia at this point. (LOTR and Flight of the Concords)
Both have offered nothing to the global society.
Newer to joe, I can't get over how he sounds like Mark doing a constant Seinfeld impression 😂😅
Mike Myers did a hilarious Netflix series recently where he played multiple characters. Worth watching!
What’s up gays!!🎉🎉
Yo! Not much
i needed some laughs fellas thank you
Quokka quokka - Fozzie Bear 😂
My father's gay ! Glad you liked the little gift, thanks for having me back there for a minute. Cheers from your Frenchiest gay !
My father’s gay
Like father like son, am I right?! Ya queef hunter!
We know
Why are you gey?
😂👍
Sistas ass
Raymond was played by Marques Johnson, the TV voice of the Milwaukee Bucks!
Mark saying Sydney is more congested & Melbourne has a beautiful beach hurt. But we appreciate you nonetheless. Queef it up!
"I ate a meat pie and I had two miscarriages" 😂😂😂
It’s all pipes!!!
But Mark Normand is the MAN and SOOOOOO FUNNY!!
Their knowledge of geography is incredible
Take me Garth! Where???? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket!
Came for the Australian stories
Make Mark a guest on joe and rannan
Great idea!
Don’t you EVER say you wanted Thai food!!!!
Having a conversation between innings at a hockey match is nearly impossible!
You have to buckle up in the back seat in NY too. They changed the law a few years back.
Hey "Liberal Lefty List" I remember listening to your Old Orchard 4th of July Ep years ago. It sounded so magically haha next week ill be getting to experience with my Son, Dogs and Folks! Cheers!
Khan’s Film Festival 🤣🤣🤣😳
If I like Arnold and Joe List, what am I supposed to do about this episode!
When is Joe’s Arnie documentary coming out .. was his dad just the tip or all in that big Austrian/German Party
Mark, you're making me want to move to Australia. It sounds way too nice. Either that, or New Zealand.
Poo Zealand and asstralia
It's true, we've always been a version of america 10 years behind, but also too stupid to see it as a warning and change course 😛
Andromeda doesn't get light from OUR sun. So yes, time is a construct of our own design.
back in the day you could go to a place in the Yukon and take a shot that had a toe in it?? I don't know if that's still at thing.. I definitely did not do it when I lived there.
It's allllllllll pipes
The “rise” of Arnold Schwarzenegger is best understood by reading super-genius Miles W. Mathis’ article “Who Is Arnold…Really?”.
Fucking fuck funny as fuck episode. Awesome.
Red, white and goo
Red white and goo :)
thanks for mentioning nz and oz shows mark,not many american comedians.mention us when they come here ,please come back COMEDY
We don’t have a Lebron but we do have Jett & Hunter…
I still don't get the intro joke. And I have a genius level IQ. Does Google explain jokes/punchlines?
..."Gonorrhea Alley." I guffawed aloud. AGAIN! Damn, Normand! 😂🙂🙃🙃😄😆♥️😅🤣😆😄😁🙂🙃😁😃😄😆😁🙃😄😂😃😛