Play With Fire And You're Gonna Get Sent To... Destination F (Vol. 21)

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  • @garymarshall5296
    @garymarshall5296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4291

    That's amazing, you can actually see the moment the gender reveal kid went from being the precious baby of the family to just the middle brother.

    • @kickemindafacestyleson6986
      @kickemindafacestyleson6986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      lmfao it was classic

    • @brisben88
      @brisben88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Best comment 👌

    • @edmis90
      @edmis90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Best comment indeed lol

    • @cvn6555
      @cvn6555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Even the look on the Mom's face says that.

    • @GTLees
      @GTLees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yep that's true. Mama froze over very quickly after that.

  • @bigchungus6223
    @bigchungus6223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    I like how the dog was startled, but not enough to get up.
    "Ah he's just drunk again, don't worry about it"

    • @dfm5608
      @dfm5608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Completely normal Leafs fan behavior, probably filmed after they blew a 4 goal lead in an elimination game in the playoffs. That dog has seen some shit.

    • @devonlockwood1477
      @devonlockwood1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My dogs normally love me except for when I get drunk.
      They look at me like " ugh, don't waste your life Away dad!"

    • @Bonesaw_McGraw
      @Bonesaw_McGraw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dfm5608 hahahahaha you talking vs Bosto in 2013? that's the day I gave up in being a leafs fan

    • @failedstates5315
      @failedstates5315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bonesaw_McGraw still plenty of room on the bandwagon. But I'll assume they'll blow this lead against Tbay.

    • @davidsmith8997
      @davidsmith8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@failedstates5315 They did! Totally on par.

  • @JamesTobiasStewart
    @JamesTobiasStewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    That Grandpa wasn't sent to Destination Fucked, he was firmly the guy sending people on their journey.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What a legend--I'm rewinding that part

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

    • @Rainbowgrrl
      @Rainbowgrrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I rewound that part several times, haha grandpa!

    • @IrishAmerican17
      @IrishAmerican17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah! These punks don't know who they're dealin' with! FY lil boy.

    • @roadking0073
      @roadking0073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fuck yeah, Grandad, fuck yeah!👍

  • @nuzza9543
    @nuzza9543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    Tbh, that last one was a win. He might not have a beer hat, but that snorkel seemed to get the job done. What a legend.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Until he realizes he can't breathe... hope he can drink that whole beer in one gulp!

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If that's Qld he might as well stay out there, poor bastards are in for it again.

    • @jaxwagen4238
      @jaxwagen4238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Flood waters often contain raw sewage

    • @bigchungus6223
      @bigchungus6223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For a second I was convinced that was Twomad. He'd do something like that xD

    • @Timmycoo
      @Timmycoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@benvoliothefirst Lmao I had to go back and see what kinda goggles he had if he could breathe through his nose. Nope!

  • @evilspoons
    @evilspoons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    The kid with the sword is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Why the fuck does your kid have a sword???? What did you expect? 🤣

    • @titith2425
      @titith2425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Schweppes

    • @quietpsycho1
      @quietpsycho1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why the fuck wouldn't your kid have a sword?

    • @jackmehoff2363
      @jackmehoff2363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its a play sword. And play swords are cool. You can sword fight your kid. Like i do. Fun times

    • @quietpsycho1
      @quietpsycho1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@riptidev10 Heh, I used to play that game with my brothers all the time.

    • @quietpsycho1
      @quietpsycho1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@riptidev10 not quite, but it certainly resulted in some interesting Parental Talks, and at least one trip to the doctor. I honestly wonder sometimes how we all survived to adulthood.

  • @derekthehalfabee7942
    @derekthehalfabee7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    The older brother's reaction to the balloon 'incident' is great. Immediately froze, didn't even twitch as the mom walked to the house past him. Like prey not wanting to draw the attention of a predator. He is clearly the smart one.

    • @michaelotieno6524
      @michaelotieno6524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is like OHHH Sh*t what did my small bro just do, the way mum has been talking about this for 4 weeks. ....then it dawns upon him mum only gave him the death stare ...

    • @moRaaOTAKU
      @moRaaOTAKU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO 🤣

    • @nforne
      @nforne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      What’s the betting he planted the seed in his kid brother’s head... “wouldn’t it be funny if someone...”

    • @morbidlyboreddr.strangelov3420
      @morbidlyboreddr.strangelov3420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nforne
      As a younger brother..... I can relate.

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nforne ...I'm thinking the dad said...hey, take this and act like you are going to pop the balloon.

  • @scottgm321
    @scottgm321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I'm 52 now. It's been 12 years since I've stepped onto or been tempted to use a skateboard. I learned my lesson. Concrete gets harder the older I get.

    • @leccybadger
      @leccybadger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hear that! Still sporting scars on my shin after deciding to ride my niece's scooter down the drive in 2010 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @melissablackwood
      @melissablackwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We all learned our lessons around the same time. I wiped out on the concrete in 2010 whilst demonstrating my (diminished) badassery, without benefit of any wheeled conveyance. Just my own two feet. Well, and one beer. 🤦‍♀

    • @lscblackwell9202
      @lscblackwell9202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep, and the ground comes at you a whole lot faster! Gravity is not your friend! 😑😖

    • @dartfield4655
      @dartfield4655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ROFL

    • @Petesworkshop2225
      @Petesworkshop2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was around 40 when I thought those garage sale roller blades were a good idea.

  • @spudsmckenzie4123
    @spudsmckenzie4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    That little fella with the sword is my hero! He knows he's going to get a flogging, but he just doesn't give a single fuck. Boss level ballsy right there. 😆

    • @KingThabiso
      @KingThabiso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I luv it🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @demigodbga6280
      @demigodbga6280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s probably not😂judging by his mom’s reaction she doesn’t seem like the type😂

    • @warrenblain2365
      @warrenblain2365 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Promise I won't do it next time mum. (Next time he cuts the string)

    • @SSGeorgie
      @SSGeorgie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People like when kids act like animals?

    • @tonyabrookes9931
      @tonyabrookes9931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It probably wasn't deliberate. It's more likely a scenario of a small human who hasn't mastered impulse control yet. He doesn't deserve to be punished - his parents need to be smarter. Why give a child a sword at that particular moment? For all we know he was told by someone to pop it!

  • @JMurdochNZ
    @JMurdochNZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    The little cry at the end of barefoot water ski guy was perfect.

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

    • @nexotope
      @nexotope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The way the "volume faded" quickly made me laugh so hard 🤣

    • @theDARKSTEP
      @theDARKSTEP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it was well done and i thought the pitch, distance fade was Destiny of Perfection

    • @capnskiddies
      @capnskiddies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair to the fella he did well considering he's pure dad bod. That vest is squeezing them guts in.

    • @theDARKSTEP
      @theDARKSTEP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@capnskiddies looks like a strong dude with a healthy layer of food or beer fat. he lasted longer than I thought heh.

  • @StephBer1
    @StephBer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    You just know that the gender reveal kid is going to have that incident retold throughout his entire life, birthdays, his sister's birthdays, 21st, wedding, birth of first child, birth of every child etc etc.

    • @ciri151
      @ciri151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      on his death bed...

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or until he's given up for adoption

    • @tengo257
      @tengo257 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deserves it...

    • @theDARKSTEP
      @theDARKSTEP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah Long term He's destination F#%*ed!!!!

    • @MaNNeRz91
      @MaNNeRz91 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine the gender reveal at his own party though. His mum would be all like "you can actually pop this one you prick"

  • @DrMic2112
    @DrMic2112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    The kid with sword looks at mom like:
    "And what are you going to do about it?"

    • @Imlaor25
      @Imlaor25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Treat him like the middle child for the rest of his childhood.

    • @ObamAmerican48
      @ObamAmerican48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yeah 🤣 "I didn't want a sister anyway"

    • @htownjesse
      @htownjesse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ignore you for the rest of your life, like a middle child. Deal with it.

    • @baabaabaa2293
      @baabaabaa2293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gender Reveal party again mum!?!
      ffs...it's a two horse race mum!
      POP!!!

    • @nikhilreddy8550
      @nikhilreddy8550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Imlaor25 My dad used to go on and on about how he got the middle child treatment. Now, I get to hear the same thing from my wife. That made me realize that I was the middle child despite being the youngest of the two. Just that my parents did not bother to have the third one.

  • @ramachandra776
    @ramachandra776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    "She is in a pickle" about someone who falls holding a jar of pickles 😁 . Ozzy man the poet .

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bet he worked on that one for a *while*. 😂

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It feckin destroyed me that bit🤣

  • @T-Nah
    @T-Nah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Always spot on Ozzy Man As a mother I'd say 2:25 went from celebration and joy to brutal honesty "and I've got another one of these fk'rs brewing in me right now" kids... ❤

  • @Kiina312
    @Kiina312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I like the older brother in the gender reveal, he just stood back thinking “yeah nah I’m staying the fuck out of that” 😂

    • @inkeriananas
      @inkeriananas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "you done effed up mate" 😂

    • @carrisasteveinnes1596
      @carrisasteveinnes1596 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he knows already in life there are only two genders possible, so the reveal will be one of the other. Hardly thrilling.

  • @SIFIactual
    @SIFIactual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2518

    That kids spot on the money with those stupid gender reveal parties..way to go son👍

    • @R.K.777
      @R.K.777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I still think the old fashioned way is best, wait until the baby is born to reveal it's gender.

    • @csl750
      @csl750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      This comment needs more likes... Stupid gender reveals.

    • @wesleylamb7782
      @wesleylamb7782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just go find out with your scan if you want to know as its handy to plan things for when they arrive. It's just a thing foe vein nieve people after all you have to buy things for these parties so another way of rich getting richer.

    • @jimhuf8102
      @jimhuf8102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@R.K.777 You have to wait until they are at least 10 years old before they reveal their gender

    • @cell2179
      @cell2179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No california wildfires today

  • @MrPijavica
    @MrPijavica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Legend has it, that boy with a sword is still getting his passive-agressive punishment by mom till this day...

    • @mycroft16
      @mycroft16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's been 84 years...

    • @android12921
      @android12921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The elder brother froze and went into invisible mode.

    • @theindiediary5950
      @theindiediary5950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was the day he became the black sheep of the family.

    • @Clever.medicine
      @Clever.medicine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yep. She's still pissed because women never forget.

    • @EpicBunty
      @EpicBunty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if I was the dad there, I don't know how I would have been able to hold myself back from slapping him to heaven

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Love how he just walks away in defeat, only to give it one last hopeful glance before giving up.

  • @kathyflorcruz552
    @kathyflorcruz552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love the dog in the man cave. No panic - he's used to it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @LindaC616
    @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    As a person of a certain age, I have to admire the grip and core strength of the guy who hung on behind the boat, even if for a few seconds. It took a few more for the boat to reach that speed.

    • @Bertaut
      @Bertaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same. I was dead-impressed how long he lasted, especially when his legs were pointing forward.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Bertaut right? And to bring them forward and up when they'd been dragging behind...good on him!

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Kid + Sword + Giant Balloon = Pure Impulse Combat level - 100%, Achieved

    • @andrejka_talking_out_loud
      @andrejka_talking_out_loud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yeah, the mother after two sons did not seem to get the memo...

    • @RJALEXANDER777
      @RJALEXANDER777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell I'm in my 20's and I'd have a seriously hard time resisting that same temptation.

    • @quietpsycho1
      @quietpsycho1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@RJALEXANDER777 I'm 40, and I wouldn't even try to resist. That kid's a f'cking legend.

  • @bennyboigaming
    @bennyboigaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    That kid with the sword is an absolute legend

    • @StallionFX1
      @StallionFX1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      KID: I’m a simple kid, I see big ‘ole ballon,
      *I stab it to DESTINATION FUCKED.*

    • @JamesTobiasStewart
      @JamesTobiasStewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He is fighting back against the stupidity of Gender Reveal parties (though at least this one wasn't looking up to starting a 2 week long fire).

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Little did he know, he's about to become the unloved middle child

    • @ghanthor
      @ghanthor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lucky889s9 Maybe he knew, but took one for the team.

  • @MrT67
    @MrT67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "A Dad on a skateboard never ends well".
    Such truth & wisdom. Ozzyman is all you need in a life coach👍

    • @alloftheop
      @alloftheop 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bigspin was actually so close to a land, not an easy trick

  • @johnturner4400
    @johnturner4400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Who knew that a kid wielding a sword could bring so much hope and joy to our future?

    • @lilorbielilorbie2496
      @lilorbielilorbie2496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      john turner That's cause he was using The Force.

    • @evanray8413
      @evanray8413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For a second there I couldn't fathom how welding was involved.

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kid Trunks.

    • @AlwaysPur3
      @AlwaysPur3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was like I can't wait to have my daughter!

    • @tpilot_error404
      @tpilot_error404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlwaysPur3 depends on the territory. Pink is strong and resembles red ( fire , boys) and blue is a symbol for hygiene and innocence ( girly).

  • @johnhaxby306
    @johnhaxby306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    that kid staring at the frozen b-ball net is me when I am checking my account balance...I am always suspicious that someone is taking my fun away.

    • @roadking0073
      @roadking0073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks Hax, your comment made me bust a gut laughing! Spot on, buddy, spot on!

    • @enry898
      @enry898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are, it's called the government and taxes!!

    • @sahhull
      @sahhull 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know there is.
      The missus is definitely removing the fun.
      The tax office is also doing its best.

    • @captain-poppleton
      @captain-poppleton 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      basketball net and bank balance - "nah, that can't be right."

  • @elliec7677
    @elliec7677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    LOVE love love you content!! You’ve brought my husband so much happiness. He watches you stuff all the time and has bad CPTSD from his time as he’s served overseas. He’s a retired US Marine. Thanks for making us laugh!!

    • @hkchan1339
      @hkchan1339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should check out “dlib factory” with Eng subtitles for a good laugh too. Crazy comedians

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bless your husband's heart. 💜

    • @iandawson3171
      @iandawson3171 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Ellie. We've another Gem down here. Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventure. Bloke knows all about survival in the bush/outback. Not.He's an idiot but funny as.

    • @sandra-RUOK
      @sandra-RUOK ปีที่แล้ว

      Cptsd is usually from a bad childhood.

  • @computerbiscuit
    @computerbiscuit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Best Narration
    1. David Attenborough
    2. Morgan Freeman
    3. Ozzyman

    • @tedunguent156
      @tedunguent156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jappleng Sir David has no peers.

    • @WaterlooExpat
      @WaterlooExpat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I nominate Rod Serling for that list.

    • @YaBoiZackbannedmefordissent
      @YaBoiZackbannedmefordissent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, Zefrank's gotta be somewhere on that list.

    • @darthdonkulous1810
      @darthdonkulous1810 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tedunguent156 Used to be great, old Dave-o. Now he just rattles on about how the earth is doomed. Shut up ya old sod!

    • @sumorabbit2160
      @sumorabbit2160 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YaBoiZackbannedmefordissent Zefrank is Attenborough's replacement.

  • @OmarTheAtheistAziz
    @OmarTheAtheistAziz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    rewinded the gender reveal part like 10x, & examined all 3 of them step by step, from the popping of the balloon jump scare, to mom thinking "should i just wack him across the head?" to him trying to blame the sword. & when mom walks away, him contemplating on what just happend...all the while big brother standing motionless, absorbing the situation
    It was a perfect family moment

    • @johnlee1297
      @johnlee1297 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You read that totally wrong. He challenged his mom with his sword and when she walked away, he symbolically wiped the blood of his kill off his blade then tapped it on the ground to shake off any remaining flesh from his victim. He's awesome!

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The kid going ninja on the balloon was like delicious cake, and the look of annoyance on Mum's face was like getting a second slice of delicious cake for free just because the server likes the band on your t-shirt or something.
    What a little legend. 😂

  • @MauganDragoon
    @MauganDragoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    That kid who popped the gender reveal balloon is my Australian of the Year 2023. I don't care what country he's from.

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:58 Voicing the thoughts of people like the guy who has a go at barefoot water skiing is something you absolutely excel at Ozzy Man. The groan at the end made me laugh out loud.

  • @mmjackk
    @mmjackk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "He's working towards being an efficient recycler. Good on you!"
    Good on YOU Ozzy Man. You fkn legend you.

  • @BluesMan1234
    @BluesMan1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    In reality what that kid popped was his future hopes of being the “child we can afford to send to the nice schools”. Siblings not even born yet and his already the favourite.

  • @winark66
    @winark66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The gender reveal is the best of all I’ve ever seen 😍 thank you lil bud for destroying this lame trend

  • @hynjus001
    @hynjus001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how the gender reveal kid was pre armed to fend off raging adults.

  • @Pinguinausquetscher
    @Pinguinausquetscher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The Kid with the sword is like:" Mommy I don't want you to cause a forest fire. F the gender reveal party.

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

    • @wild360
      @wild360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eh, a balloon is not going to start a fire...

    • @jayebuss5562
      @jayebuss5562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wild360 yeah nah some gender reveal in California started a bush fire or some shit.

    • @wild360
      @wild360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jayebuss5562 I remember that but it wasnt simply a balloon popping. 😅

    • @jayebuss5562
      @jayebuss5562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wild360 haha yeah I doubt a balloon would start a fire, but I've seen some crazy shit start fires so who knows.

  • @Aeon08897
    @Aeon08897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I approve of the kid with the sword, no reason for the stupid gender reveal party bullshlt

    • @capitalb5889
      @capitalb5889 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a load of self-centred bullshit.

    • @zapdosxy1781
      @zapdosxy1781 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's a girl?

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zapdosxy1781 Don't know op's reason but I don't like them cause they're just pointless.

    • @caibra88
      @caibra88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's funny coming from someone that can't make kids with his body

  • @BrassBashers
    @BrassBashers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Never give up, never surrender!!!" I am so glad Aussie Man and I were the only ones to enjoy that Tim Allen movie LMAO

  • @skooterbrah
    @skooterbrah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In these tense and trying times, a Destination Fucked is something that we all need!

  • @asheeshsinha2631
    @asheeshsinha2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The balloon popping kid is a good candidate for Destination Legend

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The jelly one almost has me in tears, just the perfect unchanged blob coming back out set me off!

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I have to admit something, Ozzy Man. This series boosts my confidence. If I can avoid any of what you show me others doing, it makes me feel momentarily just a little smarter than these poor folks! Thank you for that. And sorry to anyone in your compilations.

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh that’s great! Please tell us what you are going to do with your new boosted confidence.

    • @robknight9406
      @robknight9406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And make sure to film it

    • @TheUnforgiven69
      @TheUnforgiven69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lesbian obviously is you

    • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
      @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willdejong7763 ..I didn't say I was going to do anything; rather, I stated I see what NOT to do. You sounded rather snarky.

    • @willdejong7763
      @willdejong7763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox Surely there is something that you have been dreaming of doing, but you have been putting it off, finding excuses for not doing it, and really it was just a matter of not having enough confidence to go and do it. Judi, please, live your life to the fullest. Go out and do it, whatever “it” is that you have been dreaming of. Good luck!

  • @myssixensen7516
    @myssixensen7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always top notch disasters on "destination F'd"!!!! even if I've had the worst week, I Know I can count on you to show me people who've had it WWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY worse, and.....I can sit back knowing....it wasn't me ........ and laugh so hard, I'm rolling om the floor. And for that, I just wanted to thank you, Ozzy Man!!!! Bringing laughter is a great gift, truly the best medicine! and that's what you do, so thank you! never stop!
    ps. when you have gotten serious, those really the right times to have serious discussion about what was happening... we needed to talk... and listen.

  • @tychoMX
    @tychoMX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kid raises sword to address threat, then wipes blade before storing it.
    That’s a well trained kid - besides not playing along with BS. Half-a-parenting win.

  • @MEDEBERable
    @MEDEBERable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 2:56 the last guy almost bought a discount ticket to destination 🤬. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fryeday
    @fryeday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    And now she appreciates why some species eat their own offspring.

  • @tedytarrify
    @tedytarrify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    That kid just about summed up my thoughts on the whole gender reveal scene...

    • @SW-Lopez1980
      @SW-Lopez1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spot on

    • @Loebane
      @Loebane 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey everybody! My new baby has a VAGINA! Wooo let's litter some pink stuff and maybe start a wildfire!

  • @damonnewman651
    @damonnewman651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Say hello to ur gag reflex..." I am dying...😂😂🤣🤣

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

  • @WiskinWaffles
    @WiskinWaffles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shouts to the last guy. We all need to find the calm in our storms 👏👏👏

  • @itsmeeverest
    @itsmeeverest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The kid with the sword be like, "Idgaf about your parties, mom. I just wanna play Fortnite and stay at home."

    • @geebeaux
      @geebeaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats 90% of Ozzyfan.

  • @danjohnson2986
    @danjohnson2986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “My core strength is elite” …and a galaxy quest reference. I laughed so hard I think my neighbors heard. Fair dinkum brilliant!

  • @HansPolak
    @HansPolak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You will appreciate the irony that I sent a beer to destination fucked while finishing this video.
    Well done Ozzieman, well done!

  • @jbird3214
    @jbird3214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bloke with the beer at the end is living!!!
    Top man!!

  • @angusrangers8
    @angusrangers8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That kid at the beginning. XD

    • @larss6851
      @larss6851 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀

    • @JamesTobiasStewart
      @JamesTobiasStewart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pity really, it was a good shot.

    • @Sentient_Zee
      @Sentient_Zee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He had to learn about pure disappointment one day. This was the best way.

  • @Vishnu-B
    @Vishnu-B 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    @1:16 that "aahhhh" and a similar one for a grasshopper that was trying to hold on to the outside of a moving train are awesome and get me everytime... 🤣🤣

  • @SD-000
    @SD-000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:40 the jetty looked very sad and a nice guy wanted to give it a hug.

  • @urglefloggahthethird1202
    @urglefloggahthethird1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You just have to love the idea of floating down a flooded river whilst reading a newspaper and snorkelling a beer. That's destination awesome right there!

  • @WaterlooExpat
    @WaterlooExpat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:24 A typical die-hard fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs, which hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1967.

  • @katiefisher9600
    @katiefisher9600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That dog was like “classic Davo passing out and falling off the stool again” 😂

  • @buskergirl
    @buskergirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So the 3rd child will be a lil girl. Mom is hoping for a lil princess at last, but man those brothers will teach her sword fight, soccer and wrestling 😂

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And how to ruin surprises, that's an important life skill too.

  • @lexx5313
    @lexx5313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Little boy jumped on that grenade and took one for the team. Saved everyone from useless gathering!

    • @charliewatts6895
      @charliewatts6895 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kid is legend. Like the kid who pulled the sword out of the stone.

  • @travismailsa1
    @travismailsa1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The last chap was an absolute fucking legend

  • @Milestonemonger
    @Milestonemonger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I literally yelled out loud when the swing broke and he fell in the FIRE 🔥 😱

  • @DeLaurens
    @DeLaurens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    English is not my native language but I keep learning new words from these videos

    • @goaway2803
      @goaway2803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you want to hear more colourful Aussie terms, watch Dash Cam Australia XD You're better than most at English as their first language. I'd love to speak another language, Mate

    • @poopandfartjokes
      @poopandfartjokes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a native English speaker, I also learn new words from Ozzyman.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@poopandfartjokes not all of which can be used in mixed company 😆😆

    • @DeLaurens
      @DeLaurens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goaway2803 I will try thx!

    • @DeLaurens
      @DeLaurens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@poopandfartjokes Aussie is just different

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:45 - The definition of "If life gives you lemons..." Let him be an example for all of us that feel like our lives are falling apart... just ride with the damned flood, and have fun doing it :)

  • @klh1977
    @klh1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I laughed way to much at the gender reveal!

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Reveal parties are stupid

  • @WhiteUnicorn82
    @WhiteUnicorn82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Sir "no gender reveal b/s" needs a medal. Well done, kiddo

  • @capricornblack3450
    @capricornblack3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I’m going to say that mother doesn’t really care for her youngest son after that balloon pop. 😅

    • @Ganiscol
      @Ganiscol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She certainly appeared to care more for making him feel guilty for bursting her bubble - but she failed! Again! 🤣

    • @dougishere2day
      @dougishere2day 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The mother ruined the whole event. It should be about the joy of the family, not a balloon. The kids seem to know how mean their mom is. The one child on the left just froze, the one with the sword acted like it was just another day.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dougishere2day Jesus, the kid acting like a little shit, and you guys in here blaming the mother. Gender reveals are dumb, but that doesn't excuse a jerk kids behavior.

    • @WizKhalia13
      @WizKhalia13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@dougishere2day make sure you stretch before you reach so hard!

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That youngest about to become middle kid noone cares anyway

  • @justinbeard3279
    @justinbeard3279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The legend at the end knows how to live. He unlocked the relax like a boss achievement

  • @TheOriginalEL
    @TheOriginalEL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    At least the jetty diver stuck the landing.

    • @BillPeschel
      @BillPeschel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing wrong with his confidence. Just his aim.

    • @Slacker6001
      @Slacker6001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was blinded by the light

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You just called a dock a jetty, and now I have to question everything. Hahahahaha

  • @gerardroll6468
    @gerardroll6468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Another Destination F**ked compilation… Just like one of those movies you never want to end 👍😆

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

  • @DavidSmith-kq1zo
    @DavidSmith-kq1zo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The young man with the sword 🗡️ well done this little fella gonna go far in life love 💓 it when he points his sword after the deed is done 💓😹

  • @babychuma1
    @babychuma1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If I'd popped that balloon then waved that sword at my mom I'd have ended up in the emergency room having it extricated from my butt.

    • @chezsnailez
      @chezsnailez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ER Doctor - how did that get in there _sideways_ Mis'ess Olson?

    • @Clever.medicine
      @Clever.medicine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep!!! Same

    • @babychuma1
      @babychuma1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chezsnailez nurse to ER Dr. "And where did the ladies size 6 flat come from?"

    • @tonyabrookes9931
      @tonyabrookes9931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, child abuse is so hilarious 😕

  • @eedle.bendhaardt
    @eedle.bendhaardt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mum gives him a death stare, he raises his sw00000rrrd 😂

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Where the hell did a child get a sword from?? Surely that is a thing that should just not be able to happen 😅

    • @BillPeschel
      @BillPeschel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I suspect Mom gave it to him to carry and they'll use it to pop the balloon. She forgot to tell the kid not to wave the bloody thing around.

  • @arunpp
    @arunpp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kid was ready with the sword only the timing wasn’t correct 😂

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    If a friend invited me to a gender reveal party, I would have one less friend

    • @ontheroad5317
      @ontheroad5317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ve been noticing lately that women are inviting men to baby showers. They say it’s because they don’t want the guys to feel “left out”. Don’t worry ladies, I’m sure we’re missing out on some great fun, but we’ll get over it. And I’m sorry, but, any guy that goes along is a simp, and I have no respect for them.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ontheroad5317 For real tho. Like gender equality doesnt mean we have to do everything together. Theres nothing wrong with genders having their own stuff they like separate from each other. Gender reveal is especially egregious because its almost inherently sexist because literally why does it matter? Am I supposed to be like disappointed if its one gender or another? How narcissistic do you have to be to think anyone cares about you being pregnant at all, let alone which gender it is? I just couldnt ever look at someone the same way if they thought that was acceptable behavior

  • @kyles5513
    @kyles5513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy floating on the water with the beer is who I want to be when I grow up.

  • @lenoigel2626
    @lenoigel2626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was afraid for the chilling dude on the floating chair.
    His destination should not have been "f´d" but "beautiful day".
    Thanks Ozzy for a happy end.

  • @SKY031
    @SKY031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sword kid is my spirit animal.

  • @SerPounce23
    @SerPounce23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i feel that kid with the sword. when i was little (alright 13). i jokingly mined to 'cut the power' to some strung up garden lights when i was trimming the hedge. yep just straight up cut the wire.

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Phenomenal. I love how many of them are destination f'd without even wiping out. That first kid alone was so sad yet funny

  • @grandejalapeno2401
    @grandejalapeno2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That was the best gender reveal I've ever seen. No forest fire or death.
    10/10

  • @JayOfBurn
    @JayOfBurn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't help but love the Destination F**ked vids... gives me proper "Who's been framed?" vibes, nostalgia from the younger me. Top notch work Ozzy.

  • @gerardoarellano7698
    @gerardoarellano7698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    To be fair, gender reveals are unnecessary, and that kid with the sword did us all a public service.

  • @richardsiciliano7117
    @richardsiciliano7117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That guy at the end was making lemonade out of lemons, God bless him.

  • @werner6115
    @werner6115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That mom with gender balloon made me shit bricks with that stare. 😜

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

    • @locomadman
      @locomadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ..And the kid just looks up at her with that big smile, waving that sword he’s so proud of around; completely oblivious to the fact that his mom’s contemplating homicide at that moment… absolutely priceless!

    • @werner6115
      @werner6115 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣

    • @anononomous
      @anononomous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shows how the event has totally taken over the actually important news.

    • @johnnormington1311
      @johnnormington1311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know the mom tanned his hide once the camera stopped filming.

  • @THETRIVIALTHINGS
    @THETRIVIALTHINGS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are just awesome! Really brightens up your day with destination f'd.

  • @justanordinaryguy23
    @justanordinaryguy23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That's what you get for having kids. Don't throw a tantrum when they mess up your plans :)

    • @thatfilmbuff8135
      @thatfilmbuff8135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly what I was thinking. If you’re a parent who gets pissed, throws your stuff on the ground, and storms off whenever your kids do something kid-like, maybe you shouldn’t be having a third

    • @kjwantsanap
      @kjwantsanap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was pretty calm though? There was no tantrum. She wasn’t crying , yelling at the kid, or spanking him. As stupid as I think gender reveal parties are, she’s allowed to be disappointed it went off the rails. Pregnancy is exhausting, and hormones are all over the place, meaning emotions are also more on edge. She showed restraint with the surprise aspect of the celebration now being bust 😅 Kid entirely deserved the stare he got, and mom walking off to, hopefully, cool off.

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, hormones ain't excuse. It's why she got kids in the first place. If she can't laugh about it, then, keep her vagina shut

  • @Jimi_Neutron
    @Jimi_Neutron 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Ethan, first and foremost I want to say your content is amazing. Spreading happiness in a world that has already joined Destination F. I can’t speak for others, but you bring joy and laughter into my life every time you post. 🙏🏼❤️ keep up the good work. Much love from Philly-Jimi

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ozzy man, let me say, I’m glad to see you upload because it’s cold as fuck next door in good old NZ, and I needed some funny shit to warm my day

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As cold as the kid in the first clip? C'mon, mate!

    • @richjay1565
      @richjay1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@readingtips2690 why are you posting porn?

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not even winter yet

    • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
      @lavasharkandboygirl9716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucky889s9 fuck off im cold it’s 3°

  • @WineOnTheDime
    @WineOnTheDime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:32 Jesus! Look at all those Jager bottles to the right of that dude!

  • @John_Locke_108
    @John_Locke_108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That gender reveal was absolutely perfect. I have two little Sheilas and I know that look so well. Just that look says, 'WTF is your major malfunction'.

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, it's her fault. Why the hell she let him hold the sword in the first olace

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucky889s9 Protection from the barbarians?

  • @HeavyHardDrive
    @HeavyHardDrive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That F'ing legend at the end ! When God gives him lemons, he makes margaritas!

  • @TheBloodswordsman
    @TheBloodswordsman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You can clearly see the moment when the gender reveal kid became the least favourite child.

  • @Optidorf
    @Optidorf ปีที่แล้ว

    Kudos to the kid. Instead of polluting the park with confetti no-one asked for it's now on their own lawn. What a hero!

  • @randomjunk1977
    @randomjunk1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "A dad on a Skateboard? That never ends well!"
    Well, I mean, Tony Hawk has kids. Just sayin...

  • @206Minotaur
    @206Minotaur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:23 And here we see a live look of a Leafs fan imitating his team in a Game 7 against the Boston Bruins.

  • @legallyfree2955
    @legallyfree2955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think there is a decent chance that the guy that jumped and landed on the jetty is in less of a destination fked than he would have been if he had landed in the water in his condition in the dark...

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True. Drunken swimming is dangerous enough in daylight, but when it's pitch black it can easily become lethal.

  • @michaelholt8590
    @michaelholt8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first kid with the basketball really broke my heart. I can see real pain and sadness when he is looking up at that net.