“ 6’3” and built like an overgrown, 4-legged spider, all tall and fucked up looking “ Why is that so oddly specific... what terrifying cryptid is he being haunted by
Guys did you notice that Noel didn’t say the n-word which means he doesn’t have the n-word pass which means he isn’t black which means we’re that much closer to finding his ethnicity
“Picking up where your dad left off with a little bit of one on one time” I felt that Update: according to all the likes and comments it looks like we all got a Mr.Struggle for a father
@@TheBananamonger I have auburn hair, and my girl is a full ginger. I personally think that red hair is the best hair color. Auburn especially looks beautiful.
@@autumnkobayashi334 i think of it whenever im stressing about something so then i end up think about how much money ian from seatgeek spent on davids vlogs
@@khushisrivastava9847 Here's some context: they're seen as lovers in their game, and mostly portrayed as husband and wife even in the Smash community. Ruined yet?
The Bros Idk if it’s weird but all I could think during that was that it’s probably not hygienic, like skin doesn’t clean as well as whatever people put up themselves and it a mating ground for bacteria
when he said “i’m going to pick up where your dad left off” and “hope the drugs haven’t gotten to you while i was gone” i felt like he was speaking to me personally
They made me uncomfortable so I don't know how he can even read these out loud. That last one was traumatizing... Just the little bit he showed was too much for me.
old people are really horney . Old ladies always get wierd with me, it’s very uncomfortable. And despite myself , I even feel guilty thinking that no ones there to make them feel beautiful.
I'm with Noel on this one tbh, how would those fingers stick around for that long without decaying? Did she cryogenically preserve them?? Did no one notice them missing from his hand? On top of that, "masturbating *to* him" implies she was straight up getting off to seeing him in an open casket. What the hell is that? Have you no shame exploiting your grandmother's trauma like this???
Accidentally skipped to 1:23 where he talked about shooting something twice, "the first time or was ugh," and I legit thought he was talking about heroin Relateable
dudes filming in cody’s retirement home room aw what a cute friendship
😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmfao
Fiona S yeah why it look like he’s in a hotel or a cheap motel or sum
Noel's voice is like bathing in warm jojoba oil or getting a soft hug from the father you never had
Is everything good at home? Lol 😂
U good fam?😂
Tim Evans 👁-
Tim Evans hm?
@Tim Evans
Holy shit I'm actually wheezing
"I'm a little dark." - Noel miller race confirmed, he is a little dark.
I think he's half Asian half white
@@omarsabir1210 is that dark tho lmao
@@omarsabir1210 That doesn't signify him being dark at all...
Omar Sabir he said in his solo podcast, which was on Spotify but has been deleted, that he’s half Filipino and half white
the pc term is african american dwarf
Your voice is scarily smooth. Like one man should not have this radio quality voice without ruling a nation
The microphone is helping, too.
Noel 2020!
It sounds rlly rlly nice 💕
What kind of Reagan era joke is this
ITS SO NICE!
Why does he look like he’s filming in a nursing home 😂
He’s visiting Cody
m m I came here to make this joke
m m dead💀💀
@@mm-sg6zj 💀
He was visiting Cody
He's 5'9? I thought he was 5'6. He isn't that short LMAO
Yeah ikr cody and noel keep calling themselves short but tbh I think they're pretty average height
amelia h in cali 5”9 is pretty short, and most girls want 6”0+
@@spencerreidenthusiast4338 but I mean....Noel's still hot doe
as a 5’2 girl he’s tall to me
ana k/ as a 5’0 female, he is tall to me as well
“ 6’3” and built like an overgrown, 4-legged spider, all tall and fucked up looking “
Why is that so oddly specific... what terrifying cryptid is he being haunted by
matt watson from supermega
That would be fucking terrifying no wonder he’s hiding in a hotel room
yeah ok callmecarson
@@shoople *MATT AND RYAN FROM SUPERMEGA??*
@@conradtokyo7368 *IS THAT OUR FUNNY TH-cam MEN?*
WHEN HE PUT UP THE PHOTO OF HIM AND CODY AND JIMMY AND SHEEN EYE-
I died
Felt like my childhood came alive 😂
Wdym they were two of the same photos of Noel and Cody side by side
I actually thought of that in the first video I saw of them . I’m not surprised that other people see it too 😂😂😂😂
Guys did you notice that Noel didn’t say the n-word which means he doesn’t have the n-word pass which means he isn’t black which means we’re that much closer to finding his ethnicity
Or maybe he didn't want to swear online
@@avalinejohnson4961 Are you new?
Bubble master ; idk if i’m right but i feel like he said it before and trust me, he definitely got some black up in there regardless
He's half Mexican half white
I say he's quarter phillipino.
noel is either in a hotel room or at his grandma’s house i can’t decide which
sophie unsolved or he’s just at his grandpa Cody’s
its codys nursing home
Yeah those are grandma curtains
Cheap motel where you shouldn’t touch the tv remote
Both his grandma is an airbnb
Kurtis: Lying on the internet for attention
Noel: part 2
Man of culture I see
yep justttt came from that
love how we all watch the same people
I stan
That’s the suggested video after this
"ITS NOT WEIRD THAT I LOOK LIKE SHEEN. ITS JUST TRUE." lmfao
same energy as "if you cant beat em, join em"
“Picking up where your dad left off with a little bit of one on one time” I felt that
Update: according to all the likes and comments it looks like we all got a Mr.Struggle for a father
Kiera Windsor it hurt dude, it hurt. 😭🤣
literally just had a fight w my dad and was watching this to distract myself.. 💀 RUTHLESS
Yeah that one hit a little too close to home for me
My one on one time w my dad was him texting random women and me nearly drowning in a pool haha I love my dad haha :)))))
i dont even know what my dad looks like-
Noel's comment section is always just people thirsting over him lmao
flippin peachy why wouldn’t they be
@@ceresw2355 true
Can't blame em
Not even denying. I'm always fawning over him like 90% of the time
Fr
noel’s voice is so smooth wtf
i’d literally watch/listen to this man say anything and love it
WELL YOU CANT HAVE HIM
Rose Yeah Aleena is a lucky woman
I wanna hear him read poetry or some shit
Same
“Picking up where your dad left off”
“Hope the drugs haven’t gotten the best of you”
Are some of the hardest lines I’ve heard
Rob_zlt BARS
But they aren't the hardest lines you've done
@@KristenZianourry2015 Ooooooooooooooooo :o
Kristen Zianourry not to Demi Lovato no
I could give you some good lines to make up for it
It’s like since this series started we kinda feel the need to let Noel know about every single time we have some weird shit in our brain
I just find it pretty uncomfortable man
can you collab with a guy named Cody ko . he seems like your fan and is a youtuber
sky is blue u serious?
@@aestheticallyperfectinever7746 r/wooosh
ButsHuts woooosh*
sky is blue ||-//
Aesthetically Perfect in every way. Damn son you really had to do it to yourself
Anyone: u small lol
Noel: *10 minute short king rant*
I love how cody and noel do the same exact expression when they are imitating fuckboys
They share a single brain cell
👁️ 👁️ 👅
True best bros
Its an art, crafted my the masters
“Once ran over a corgi”
“That shouldn’t be a sentence”
I about spit my drink out
chody and nole uploading within the same hour?? we’re being FED
We eatin' good
Chody and hole
Keep yer feed fat
*CHODY*
Faded, chewing drugs like Pacman
"i hope the drugs havn't gotten the best of you, while ive been gone"
my mans, you have no idea...
yeah that got way too personal way too quick lmao :c
Yeah the drugs got me bad when he was gone so
I wanted to like this multiple times
Take care of yourself bro 👊🏻
i hit two months sober when this came out!!!!!! so tbh there's hope for all y'all and i believe in you ♥️
10:27 HE AINT EVEN BLUR OUT DUDES FACE LMAAAOOO
Can you do “reading weird TH-cam comments” because your comments are a delight to look at
Literally read this comment and the next one said ‘Noel’s voice feels like it’s licking the inside of your ears’
his comments just ppl thirsting on him
DrX2345 oh
DrX2345 I SCROLLED BACK UP TO THIS COMMENT TO SAY THAT LMAOOO
DrX2345 I just commented under that comment.
Now that he has merch, he better have a shirt that says “Mr. Struggle” on it.
☝🏻👌🏻
I'd buy this, Noel plz...
Damn, I’D buy that. I’m always on the struggle. 🤪
And what about sugar gay?! You forgot about that one huh??? After if the sugar gays aren't superior 😤
Wert's Channel i’d buy it
"you walked in on Grandma putting her reptile fingers in her old... lemme stop"
Vanessa yo are we gunna ignore the rest of that DM though 😂
There was somethin about grandpa's fingers and I wasnt okay with it
I read the rest of the DM what the actual fuck, how did the writter even notice it was their grandpa's fingers?
Does Noel’s voice sound a little sexier to anyone else or just me?
Omg yess💕
He's mentioned on their podcast and his other channel he was losing his voice but it's coming back. He got that sexy cold voice 😄
Every video he sounds sexier
Idk why every guy gets that after a cold too. I’m not complaining. Love it.
def does
so we’re just gonna pretend like we didn’t read that whole stuffed crust thing
Jun’s Forehead yes, that’s what we’re gonna do
David Rham exactly
Well after I saw this comment I went back and read it all...
I see you're a man of culture as well
Ps. I love svt too
Name Surname ; that’s wassup bro who’s your bias
Can we just appreciate how handsome this man is?
Uhhh no the fuck not
@@ouchmypp4704 bruh. 9 months later u gotta reply
@@tmitche36 feels like he's the type of guy to use "no homo" unironically. 🤣
Savannah Darling all straight men use no homo unironically.
Yes ma’am we can
Noel’s the same height as JoJo Siwa and I think about that a lot.
lets pester him until his forced to do a collab with her
kalijah n. THIS is the content I want
That's terrifying...
There is 1cm difference
Haleyna Clark No, JoJo Siwa is the same height as Noel
this man really attacks red heads at any chance he gets
DynamicAlteration
Wow calling people a mistake just because they belong to 3% of the population.
@@TheBananamonger I have auburn hair, and my girl is a full ginger. I personally think that red hair is the best hair color. Auburn especially looks beautiful.
@@TheBananamonger Were satans mistakes. We have no souls.
DynamicAlteration you close minded little boy.
we have more information about his race, noel is not a redhead
5’9” isn’t even short
Facts
Ikr. People think that’s short for a guy but it’s not even short
yeah but it is the same height as JoJo Siwa
Bloody Chloe wow she’s so much taller than I thought
he’s a whole foot taller than me... i’m 15 and short asf
“Picking up where your dad left off.”
I haven’t spoken to my father in 7 years.
I honestly wish I haven’t spoken to my dad in 7 years
@Anthoney aight please do pay for my rent, because i cant with the job i have
Yeah that one hit a little too close to home
I haven't spoken to my dad in 3 years.
He's dead.
@@pussyboi-lj2nc really? you work (full time?) and can't afford a place to live? What country you in? that sucks
noel: you guys need to send something weirder and darker!
noel when he actually gets something weird and dark: you know what im not gonna read it all
"picking up where your dad left off."
Dare I say...
BARS
*babydoll video starts*
-
*feels uncomfortable*
-
noel: *smiling back at me knowing I`m uncomfortable*
noel: "yea.."
Literally
I cringed so hard lmao
@Juan Cortez Muro no.
worst part of the confusing cheating story is that they named a kid leroy
katie k it’s a French name
Hopefully his last name is Jenkins
@@ryantruax4635 that's be goated
@@marthax7271 I'm french and I've never seen someone named Leroy. (It can be a last name though)
Marthe 2000 Never heard someone who speak French named Leroy.
- A French Canadian
10:23 noel's reaction to this gives me so much joy. his boundaries are far away, but they are there.
“Picking up where your dad left off” you’d have to go buy milk for that
Damn.
was i the only one surprised when this vid wasn’t sponsored by seatgeek
david dobrik's stript for seatgeek is engraved in my brain
c h é r i e seatgeek is an app that helps u buy tickets in literally the easiest way possible
@@autumnkobayashi334 i think of it whenever im stressing about something so then i end up think about how much money ian from seatgeek spent on davids vlogs
*SEATGEEK, THE PERFECT PLACE TO CHOOSE YOUR SEATS!*
I bought from seat geek for my first concert because of them. And then seat geek sold my same tickets to another girl as well🙃
i’m gonna really need Noel to lend his voice to either ASMR or audio books 😌
why does it look like he’s filming in my grandma’s basement
samantha.p he is
Most likely
I’m guessing it’s a hotel room
@@nolargomy basement has a bunch of windows on one wall because our house is built on a hill:)
He's in a hotel, i believe
On this episode of kurtis connor: the internets most obvious lies
Meg hehe i just came from that one
Maanya Dewan me too! 😂
@@maanyadewan1497 same!🤣
me too 😅😂
@@maanyadewan1497 omfg same 💀
My man called ice climbers, “igloo sisters” and it ruined my day
they deserve it for having wobbling 2.0 in Ultimate
Ruined? Bruh it made my day.
@@khushisrivastava9847 Here's some context: they're seen as lovers in their game, and mostly portrayed as husband and wife even in the Smash community. Ruined yet?
@@ona512 WHAT THE FUCK ICIES HAVE ANOTHER INFINTE?
@@chromso YES it's insane and kinda hard to pull off but desyncing is getting more and more efficient.
Here: th-cam.com/video/lnmWu4YCdrE/w-d-xo.html
the “got pregnant and told my parents i was being bullied so we moved” dm is actually an old textpost from tumblr, nice try sweaty
sweaty?
Ivana Lavrin meme
Ivana Lavrin Its from kurtis new video
@FRHEAKY no it's a meme you fuckn dunce
"nice try sweaty" 💀💀💀
Noel: puttin her reptile fingers in her...
TH-cam Demonetization: ...
Noel: Lemme stop
The Bros Idk if it’s weird but all I could think during that was that it’s probably not hygienic, like skin doesn’t clean as well as whatever people put up themselves and it a mating ground for bacteria
imagine: Noel calls you a dump head while reading your dm
noel could film himself brushing his teeth and it’d still be the funniest video on youtube
well well well if it isn’t a record label signed artist
Is it just me or is his voice getting hotter and hotter?
When Cody and Noel upload in the same hour
WE EATIN GOOD
GSN FADIN, CHEWIN DRUGS LIKE PACKMAN
TMG, ON YOUR WALKMAN
Noel: to give a brief shoutout to hon-
*seatgeek ceo crying in the corner*
Honestly was expecting him yo say seatgeek
7:55 I regret reading the rest of that DM. If it really happened... I just-
No thanks.
Oh fuck. Gross
When I was little, I had crush on Jesus and I was going into church just to see his pictures. But the thing is that my parents aren't even christians.
Same but with Abe Lincoln
@@muggz7752 Man is that Frank Zappa on your profile pic? He's God!
@@andreasebelova1646 Hell yeah he is
It do in fact be like that sometimes
now that? now thats what you call fucking weird
Whenever I see the word weird, that one Riverdale scene with Cole replays in my head for about an hour everytine.
Lol
im a WeiRdo
See this hat? It's weird
Hidden Leaf Drip dude me too
are you still goin through it?
4:41 there’s actually a japanese word for that: saoshimai. literally, it means rod sisters.
You guys remember when Noel was only known as Cody Kos friend?
Now he's one of my top five favorite TH-camrs.
Love u bb
I remember him as it's your boi uh.. skinny penis
Vaish Mahajan same💀
Vaish Mahajan he was never just cody ko’s mate in my heart #sugargayfornoelle
Noel was Cody's funnier friend
“Igloo sisters” I’m deceased
and the image of them lil super smash bro’s characters while he said it sent me 😂
10:29 noel saying that with his deep ass voice for some reason made him 100000 times more attractive if that's even possible .
“Picking up where your dad left off”
Noel 2k19
Can’t wait for Noel 2k20
when he said “i’m going to pick up where your dad left off” and “hope the drugs haven’t gotten to you while i was gone” i felt like he was speaking to me personally
This comment section I swear to god
11:05
"Eleven"
"His mom"
"STUFFED CRUST PIZZA?"
Noel's voice just feels like it's licking the insides of your ears
Don't be sugar gay now
that’s oddly accurate
takis sugar what bro!
Blizzard i’m completely fine with it
Its better with headphones
damn theres something about him thats just so hot lmao
It's cuz he's not 6'3 and doesn't look like an overgrown four-legged spider.
h i s e y e s a r e f u c k i n g b e a u t i f u l
His voiceee
i think its his voice fr
Him. It's him.
noels voice in this video makes me understand why people on his newer vids are straight up thirsting for him in the comments
Its not weird that you look like Sheen, it's weird that *you have memorized his last name*
But that’s half the joke with Sheen, his name is Sheen Estevez like Charlie Sheen and his brother Emilio Estevez
lmfao yes
@@Asdfghjkl-pb1ir omg this explains so much
HE IS SHEEN
He aint say the n word, he's not black guys. Check that off the list boys
or he didn’t say it to throw us off👀
He's half Filipino or so I've heard
@@charlib.9881 you might be on to somethin 👀👀
Nah, I'm half black and I don't say the n word
Bruh! I was thinking this same shit 😂 BUT he could be trying to keep it clean because of the ads.
why’d he decide to film in a doctors office
That chair is in every waiting room in the world
When Cody and Noel post at the same time you know it's going to be a good day
“idk what the Eskimo brothers equivalent is for women, igloo sisters?????”
Gavin Sparling spit sisters!
Gavin Sparling icicle sisters?
Pogo sisters
Literally Eskimo sisters lol
0:26 this hits really hard and idk why
YES I MADE IT HAHAHA LEROY IS DOING GREAT
got one fucked up family lmao
😍
Yayyyy
Explain
yeah im gonna need more info
“Assumptive”
Didn’t know that was a word
Bena Bobina Well you know now, maybe it will expand your vocabulary
It’s not 😌
@@nicvermin1550 it is !!!
i know i was like PresumPTIOUS
Assumptive is a word. Look it up.
That baby is literally codel form love island
imagine: noel pulling LITERAL u-turns to get to best buy to get the second air fryer toaster
this should be titled “DMs that make Noel uncomfortable”
Lmao more accurate
Put you at 666😈
They made me uncomfortable so I don't know how he can even read these out loud. That last one was traumatizing... Just the little bit he showed was too much for me.
I swear Noel's voice is so calming and like he sounds cool In a way but all I'm saying is he is part of the boys 🤭
I needed to know the ending of that pizza crust story
I paused and read what was visible. It was...a journey to say the least. Ended on a cliffhanger.
Yeah I was so curious about it, it would have made an amazing copypasta
I think he ate the pizza
When he said about weird being dark I was like “no it’s not” and then the doll baby came on my screen and I was like “oh fu*k yeah you’re right dude”
“Hope the drugs haven’t gotten the best of you”
They have Noel, they have...
Yes
The way Noel put an ad right before the leprechaun thing so we had to get him the bag before we could see if he said the n word 💀
Your not my queen so your name is pretty fucking stupid
Your not my queen so your name is pretty fucking stupid
I thought this was "weird dms" not confessionals lol
Okay but did NO ONE pause to read the rest of the Grandma message???
7:54
Oh God no
old people are really horney .
Old ladies always get wierd with me, it’s very uncomfortable. And despite myself , I even feel guilty thinking that no ones there to make them feel beautiful.
I did and i want to go back in time just to stop my self from reading
We’ve heard about this on the podcast now it’s finally time.
I'm starting to think Cody and Noel don't know where the Midwest is
Kristyn bruh i know😂
I just melt listening to Noel’s voice 🤤
The “My cousin cheated on his wife with my dads friend...” was the most [Alabama] shit I’ve ever heard
Saum G i hate how louisiana is constantly getting cooked in noel and cody’s videos. we didn’t even do anything 😔 new orleans is normal i swear
UM WHAT ABOUT ALABAMA They’re worse than Louisiana
Kari you are so right I definitely meant Bama
Theres no incest here tho
The Jimmy Neutron reference had me dying lmao 🤣🤣
As a ginger I can confirm that is how all gingers are born
but if you rearrange the letters of ginger😳
@@shrek-itralph2971 Wow. Hella funny man. 😶
the weirdest thing about that was that there’s girls who still think Summer’s Eve helps them and not hurts them lol
Liliana Harvey vagina wash stuff
@Liliana Harvey issa douche. Cleans the nasty out your vag. Men will thank you, but your vag won't.
Far too many people still using soap and worse on their intimate areas. It should all just be left alone!
Stiffee Rekshin I doubt men would thank you lmao, it fucks with you PH so it makes you smell more
@@mr.mayonnaise5488 it's a vicious cycle haha
7:54 are we not gonna talk abt the second half of this dm
Oh dear god 🤢
Ikr
I'm with Noel on this one tbh, how would those fingers stick around for that long without decaying? Did she cryogenically preserve them?? Did no one notice them missing from his hand? On top of that, "masturbating *to* him" implies she was straight up getting off to seeing him in an open casket. What the hell is that? Have you no shame exploiting your grandmother's trauma like this???
Thats how you know it's fake. Body decomposition happens.
9:48 his smile is pure
“Noel, you look like Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron”
*art imitates life and life imitates art my dudes*
Accidentally skipped to 1:23 where he talked about shooting something twice, "the first time or was ugh," and I legit thought he was talking about heroin
Relateable
Totes
Noel: “I hope the drugs haven’t gotten the best of you”
Me, smoking a joint while watching this: 👁👄👁
me too ahh 💨
I'm high right now 😂
Same here
DPH gang
Me:
The short kings: post on the same day
Me: 🥰
Such a calm voice. Kody clearly brings out the loud in you
Noel should read peoples secrets. That would be piss funny
“What do you plan on doing with my daughter?”
What I plan on doing: 0:00
If people told the truth
Drop Void 💀💀💀💀I wish someone would say that to my dad.