Here’s something you won’t catch Harry & Lloyd over here mentioning anytime soon… If the top 1% of America’s wealthiest ppl were taxed at a 30% rate on their income, the rest of the country could be taxed between 10-15%. Not only could 99% of us pay a tremendously lower tax rate, pretty much ALL of our financial problems would be solved. Not to mention we could redevelop our nearly extinct middle class. Free healthcare. Free college. First class infrastructure coast to coast. Homeless problem, gone. Opioid crisis, gone. Food insecurity, gone. Home loans on your mother’s flappers. Business loans up your father’s ass, and no more student loans on your sister’s face Jerry! THE RICH ARE THE PROBLEM! Do not let RW psychos turn us against each other! It’s not bc of the $600 stimulus checks we got once or twice 3+ yrs ago, it is the rich ¢unts hoarding all the wealth. Sorry I blew up but too many adults are financially illiterate and need to know this. Enough is enough.
Okay disclaimer, I stay two weeks behind the show at all times. So if I'm out of town I got one in the chamber. I heard the news earlier. So I had to mute the TV and then fast forward to when it actually happens. It's an hour in. What's remarkable is how composed he is until he finally cuts it loose!! Professional!!!
The punchline of Moe on the lie detector is he says "I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment." And the lie detector goes off again. Such a good ep.
The figure Chuck gave at 45:46 is median HOUSEHOLD income (the income of the householder and all other individuals 15 years old and over in the household, whether they are related to the householder or not). Median income is still in the low $30k range.
This is my first time watching this podcast. Big fan of Mark Normand, and I’m becoming a fan of Joe List also. I really love that the background reminds me of a Drumstick ice cream cone
55:05 Such realistic reaction from Mark! It was my exact same reaction! Really happy for Joe I hope everything goes well for Sarah and him my sister had a miscarriage and a still born, life can be so fucking cruel but if every parent were as enthusiastic to have a child as they are, the world would be a way better place!
What a lovely surprise! I usually watch the pod on TH-cam but this time was listening on spotify. When Joe shared the news I went ballistic and was so grateful that this wasn't spoilt by the comments section. Came to TH-cam just to SEE mark's reaction and the gays' comments. So happy for you Joe, almost got a little misty there myself.
These Monday evening uploads are ruining my Tuesday morning ritual! Could be worse! Praise Allah Had to come back and say congrads to Joe! Now he can finally have the Luke List he always wanted!
I look forward to your podcast Guys! Fresh and irreverent and a nice "tonic" from the Thought Police mentality that's getting tired and boring. Love you Guys.
I can’t believe this hahaha congrats joe your gonna be an amazing dad sorry to hear that you’ve been trying I’m glad it’s finally happening best of luck with everything
Congrats Joe and Sarah, gonna be a great new chapter in your lives! Just make sure that Sarah doesn't try to feed the kid that insane homemade cheese she's known for on Are You Garbage🤣
If it doesn’t have a motor it’s a floathouse. Houseboats have more of a camper vibe…that’s exactly what was in Cape Fear. Floathouses look like a normal house on water.
Alright Joe good job, congrats. You and Sarah will do great as parents. I just became a Grandfather for the 2nd time and regret only 3% of it.. Great epp.. PeaceOrElse
Mark’s little “Huh?” at the Sleepless in Seattle/MacGyver reference was gold lol Also Joe you’re gonna be the most fun awesome dad ever. Congrats to you and Sarah. My father’s gay! “My SON, Jerry!”
So awesome Joe! Whenever you would talk about your nephews and nieces I wondered if you would have your own kids. I’m a new father of twins, so I’m really stoked to hear your experiences of being a father too.
Our funcle is going to be a father. What a day to be alive. I'm excited for the parenthood material, lol.
Funther.
Sooooo much material!!!
I can already imagine little Joey List saying “my fathers gay!”
Joe is gonna love it and the kid is gonna have a great dad.
Gay dad* you mistyped
His wife is too old, his kid is going to be retarded
That kid is going to see how neurotic their dad is and go off the rails. See ya'll back here in 15 years to see how my prediction turns out.
Joe referring to Sarah’s 3 miscarriages as “dying on the vine” was tremendous 😅
"They die on the vine, these kids!" LOL.
so many great moments. An all timer for sure. Congrats, Jerry! You'll be a great dad.
Oh man, that was so funny and unexpectedly dark 😂
😂😂😂😂
@@MrBenedictHeyer Great dark humor comes from great pain / sorrow.
I liked your comment.
That was fkn funny
Mark's "Shut the fuck up" was iconic. That mix of knowing your best friend is bullshitting you with a hint of "wait, is he for real?!"
Time stamp?
54:53 so good 😂
They teach us how to genuinely argue nicely...
congratulations joe, you're gonna be the best dad ever!! its all pipes
Here’s something you won’t catch Harry & Lloyd over here mentioning anytime soon…
If the top 1% of America’s wealthiest ppl were taxed at a 30% rate on their income, the rest of the country could be taxed between 10-15%.
Not only could 99% of us pay a tremendously lower tax rate, pretty much ALL of our financial problems would be solved. Not to mention we could redevelop our nearly extinct middle class.
Free healthcare. Free college. First class infrastructure coast to coast. Homeless problem, gone. Opioid crisis, gone. Food insecurity, gone. Home loans on your mother’s flappers. Business loans up your father’s ass, and no more student loans on your sister’s face Jerry!
THE RICH ARE THE PROBLEM! Do not let RW psychos turn us against each other! It’s not bc of the $600 stimulus checks we got once or twice 3+ yrs ago, it is the rich ¢unts hoarding all the wealth.
Sorry I blew up but too many adults are financially illiterate and need to know this. Enough is enough.
Joe mama!
It Is all pipes.😅
Input and output
I almost cried when Mark gushed about the idea of you 2 being dads together! That's so awesome!! So happy for ya, Joe!!! You're gonna be a great dad
Joe is going to be a great Dad, and Mark is going to be a fun Uncle
The duck fell out of the bag - just took on a whole new meaning
Great news Joe, you'll make a great dad ❤
I've said it already, but CONGRATULATIONS JOE! YOU WILL BE AN AMAZING DAD. We all know it. Y'all are great.
Expect more anxiety and more happiness then every before Joe. Congrats
Can you imagine the fun of having a dad who can get this silly this easily?
🤪🙃🤪
Okay disclaimer, I stay two weeks behind the show at all times. So if I'm out of town I got one in the chamber. I heard the news earlier. So I had to mute the TV and then fast forward to when it actually happens. It's an hour in. What's remarkable is how composed he is until he finally cuts it loose!! Professional!!!
You're darned tootin
Amazing news!! Congrats Joe and Sarah! You're going to be such a great dad, Joe!
The punchline of Moe on the lie detector is he says "I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment." And the lie detector goes off again. Such a good ep.
Omg I’m so happy for Joe and Sarah. Feel like I know these queefs and am beaming and tearing up now! Love u guys.
The figure Chuck gave at 45:46 is median HOUSEHOLD income (the income of the householder and all other individuals 15 years old and over in the household, whether they are related to the householder or not). Median income is still in the low $30k range.
my b!
Oh dude, that news at the end made my day. Congratulations Joe! You're gonna be a great dad.
The Netflix special will be killer, Mark - don’t doubt yourself because of those corporate chooches!
This is fantastic Joe. So very happy for you and your family! Congrats!❤🎉😊
OMG!!! Congratulations Joe ❤I’m so excited for you
JOE AS A DADDY 😢 I'M CRYING IN HAPPY
This is my first time watching this podcast. Big fan of Mark Normand, and I’m becoming a fan of Joe List also. I really love that the background reminds me of a Drumstick ice cream cone
Lol now that you say that I can't unsee the drumstick background. Mark Normand is amazing though, we might be drunk is my favorite podcast
55:05 Such realistic reaction from Mark! It was my exact same reaction! Really happy for Joe I hope everything goes well for Sarah and him my sister had a miscarriage and a still born, life can be so fucking cruel but if every parent were as enthusiastic to have a child as they are, the world would be a way better place!
Congrats Joe. This got me a little choked up. I’m happy for you. You’re gonna be the coolest dad
Congrats joe - the tuesgays could not be more proud of how youve grown as a person and comic ❤
I have never been truly happy for someone becoming a father, until today! ❤
What a lovely surprise! I usually watch the pod on TH-cam but this time was listening on spotify. When Joe shared the news I went ballistic and was so grateful that this wasn't spoilt by the comments section. Came to TH-cam just to SEE mark's reaction and the gays' comments. So happy for you Joe, almost got a little misty there myself.
Just had my first kid 3 months ago and I’m so pumped to see Joe experience everything! Congrats, buddy
Joe is going to be such a fun dad. Congratulations!
I needed this today. Thanks guys.
Me too
that was freaking awesome of Joe to break this on the pod... seeing the room's genuine reaction was priceless. Congrats Joe.
These Monday evening uploads are ruining my Tuesday morning ritual! Could be worse! Praise Allah
Had to come back and say congrads to Joe! Now he can finally have the Luke List he always wanted!
Congratulations to you & Sarah ! Don't know why, but I felt a tremendous amount of joy for you. Looking forward to seeing the "Prince of Content"
Ahhh, getting an eye job like one of those Manhattanites! You know I worked out with a dumbbell today, I FEEL VIGOROUS!!!!
I literally felt everything mark was experiencing hahaha I didn’t believe it for one bit I thought he was talking about dropping a new special 😂😂
God bless the List Family with an abundance of wealth and good health.
❤
Joe is gonna be a great dad. Congrats queefs!
Just when I thought I had enough internet for the day - this!
I cried when Joe announced the exciting news. Congratulations guys.
I look forward to your podcast Guys! Fresh and irreverent and a nice "tonic" from the Thought Police mentality that's getting tired and boring. Love you Guys.
I can’t believe this hahaha congrats joe your gonna be an amazing dad sorry to hear that you’ve been trying I’m glad it’s finally happening best of luck with everything
Congrats Joe and Sarah, gonna be a great new chapter in your lives! Just make sure that Sarah doesn't try to feed the kid that insane homemade cheese she's known for on Are You Garbage🤣
I was floored when I heard Joe is having a baby. CONGRATS JOE I GODAMN LOVE THIS NEWS!!!
This baby news was like getting a slap in the face by Joe's dad. Was not expecting this
Great start to my Tuesday aka Monday night 😂😂
Mark's reaction to the big news was priceless
The funcle to father plot twist was amazinggggggg. Congratulations Joe🥳🥰
“Youre gonzo, youre gonna need a fundraiser 😂😂😂”
The single greatest chemistry in comedy today.
Well thats a surprise, congrats Joe ! you gona be a great dad. Just took my tickets for your next show at grove34 to celebrate !
Congrats Joe! You'll do fine! All the best!
Congratulations to you and Sarah, Joe!
Omg I shouldn't have looked at the comments but I'm so excited for the big announcement
I'm so excited , congrats Joe and Sarah!!!
Congrats Joe!! Amazing news. Thanks for telling Mark on the pod. What a great reaction Mark had.
If it doesn’t have a motor it’s a floathouse. Houseboats have more of a camper vibe…that’s exactly what was in Cape Fear. Floathouses look like a normal house on water.
Congrats Joe. U will be a great father, gonna be a lucky kid
Massive congratulations, I’m still in shock! 😮 You’ve got great dad vibes, @joe! 🎉
Congratulations Joe and Sarah! Wishing you both all the best being parents.
Soo happy for Joe!! He’s gonna be an amazing dad!
Perfect thumbnail there, Jerry. The fabled touching of the leg!
Congratulations Joe!! A new list added to the lineup!!! Mr. Normand you are up next bruh!! 1:06:51
BABY LIST WOOHOOOO CONGRATS!!!! UNCLE MARK WAS BLOWN AWAY!
Congrats Joe!!! Happy first Father's Day being a Dad!!!! You're gonna be the best Dad, if you don't kill it within the first 18 months
I really wanna see that corporate gig. You should film 'em and put them up to see if we think it's funny or not lol. I bet it was great!
Baby List is the best news ever!
❤️🍀❤️
Jesus, Joe. "They die on the vine...." 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
"He has his wife's chin!" I lost it there! Hahaha!
My favorite podcast!! Y’all need more subs. I’ll try to share.
Congratulations Joe!!! Thank you for saving telling Mark on pod. This best ep ever ...no one comes close to you two.
The absurdity of the notion of the porch in front of kramers is what makes it so funny. I liked that seinfeld episode.
Nah, the front porch subplot is gold, Joe, GOLD!
Alright Joe good job, congrats. You and Sarah will do great as parents. I just became a Grandfather for the 2nd time and regret only 3% of it.. Great epp.. PeaceOrElse
Mark’s little “Huh?” at the Sleepless in Seattle/MacGyver reference was gold lol
Also Joe you’re gonna be the most fun awesome dad ever. Congrats to you and Sarah. My father’s gay!
“My SON, Jerry!”
I knew you would love a kid because of the way you’ve talked about you being the funcle! 🎉 congratulations List!!!
little joe congrats big Joe mark keep killing it everyone get a turn at kids dont feel left out broh!
Super stoked for you Joe and Sarah, CONGRATS!!!
at 54:35, mark, stop it
So awesome Joe! Whenever you would talk about your nephews and nieces I wondered if you would have your own kids. I’m a new father of twins, so I’m really stoked to hear your experiences of being a father too.
I was literally just watching Cape Fear this afternoon. What a coincidence!
We're in the matrix
Wow, congrats Joe! This is the best!
Congratulations Joe!! 🤗
I bet Mark & Joe are gonna have the cutest babies. 🤗❤️
Such happy news! Joe will be an incredible dad! “Little Tuesdays” cracked me up…this needs to happen! 😂
Congratulations Joe! We’re gonna have a prince of comedy!
Congratulations Joseph- this is an incredible blessing. Praying for you and the family x god bless.
We GOTTA see this baby! It will be breathtaking. Congrats to you and Sarah. Seven Joseph List. Do it.
Wow! Congrats Joe. So happy for you. So cool of you to save the reveal for the pod. #King of Content
YAY for list!
congrats…💚
Joe's kid can always say: "my fathers gay!"
Amazing news, congrats! What a sense of humor this kid is gonna have
When you mentioned Sarah going to the doctor last week, I was worried. But this is the best possible outcome! Congratulations❤🎉
Having a kid is allll pipes! Congrats Joe & Sarah🎉
So excited for you Joe!! ❤️
Can’t wait to see that kids glasses. :) 😊
Congrats Joe & Sarah! My kids are almost adults and I still worry I can’t afford them- you’ll make it! 🙂
'Skinny hat' has me dying 😂
🎉🎉 and the List gets longer! Congratulations Joe
Huge episode! Watched it on patreon but I also wanted to like and comment here too!
Congratulations Joe and Sarah!