SIGNS THAT ARE WAY TOO FUNNY

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ความคิดเห็น • 632

  • @Ryukuro
    @Ryukuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    I like how this channel uses the thumbnail as the first slide, I appreciate it a lot.

  • @paymelm
    @paymelm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Fun Fact: If you say fun fact you will get alot of likes and comments.

    • @TeimonKauppa739
      @TeimonKauppa739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EA SPORTS

    • @jeck3203
      @jeck3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      holy crap you're right

    • @akoshorvath-risko5838
      @akoshorvath-risko5838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How's that working out for you now?

    • @SXMPRS
      @SXMPRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ultimate cheat code 1: Listen to Rush

    • @platin8343
      @platin8343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fun fact

  • @lordcommissar7813
    @lordcommissar7813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Haha "you don't matter give up" honestly more people need to hear this

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      me in bf1 when the nearby medic is 5m and rising

    • @CXTVP
      @CXTVP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my, so inspirational

    • @reydragonclaw1128
      @reydragonclaw1128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      take em down a notch lmao

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CXTVP lol

    • @dazaispetfish6229
      @dazaispetfish6229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Give up on your dreams and die" -A wise man

  • @Inkenstarr
    @Inkenstarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Me: watching memes as usual
    Religious Mom: *walks in and starts watching with me*
    The video within 2 frames of her entrance: 5:32

  • @regalcartoon5932
    @regalcartoon5932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:26 Jokes on you. I’ll remove all my clothes just to see your reaction!

    • @catman64k
      @catman64k ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd do the same

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    12:33
    The fact that they thought it was necessary to censor "huge" makes it even funnier.

    • @garybarnes4169
      @garybarnes4169 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I commented that they censored "poop". I think th*t th*y h*te any fo*r letter w*rd.

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garybarnes4169 n*h, l*t's j*st c*nsor e*ery w*rd

    • @josephhodges9819
      @josephhodges9819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That and the word smoking.

    • @OnePulsar
      @OnePulsar ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too much censorship. Must be a 13 year old making the vid! LOL

  • @dward._
    @dward._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    The almost poorly removed dude in 1:50 is what makes it 199x funnier

    • @Em-hm8uy
      @Em-hm8uy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When you forget where the shadow was created

    • @bunz794
      @bunz794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah i was eyeing it like “who thought this was photoshopped well enough?”

    • @Mr.Bob-Gray
      @Mr.Bob-Gray ปีที่แล้ว +1

      holy shit how did i not notice that

    • @bunz794
      @bunz794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr.Bob-Gray its really funny when u notice it LOL

  • @mx.fuzzypants1911
    @mx.fuzzypants1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:22 oh my god this one is mine! I posted this one! Awesome!

  • @pixelatedpuppet895
    @pixelatedpuppet895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not even screwing around. I gave the 911th like.

  • @blackburngaming8345
    @blackburngaming8345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The famous last words of a redneck.
    "Here Ed, hold my beer."
    and
    "Hey Y'all, watch this!"

  • @strangecolouredbird
    @strangecolouredbird ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This video inspired me to walk around my neighbourhood /public event with a massive sign that says "help I superglued a sign to my hands" in i-held-the-pen-in-my-mouth writing.

  • @crankbait1760
    @crankbait1760 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:25 the childhood phone number hasn't changed

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:45 My only problem with ""No smoking dogs," is, he keeps wiggling out of my rolling paper.

    • @xap95
      @xap95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely not cursed

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xap95 Seriously, Brah, just imagine the Resin Content of Snoop's lungs. 🤣🤣

    • @xap95
      @xap95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, resin with a generous coating of ash!

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don'tcha hate when that happens?

  • @brianhuckabey9232
    @brianhuckabey9232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:23 what does that second sign say?!

  • @HadopelagicRainbow
    @HadopelagicRainbow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    21:16 It's an envelope

  • @Zingmo789
    @Zingmo789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:06 holy shit the website is actually real

  • @Salt_Master_Queue
    @Salt_Master_Queue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    16:38
    "Road safety laws prepare to be ignored."
    -- Grunkle Stan

    • @Z38_US
      @Z38_US 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if he ignores them then technichally he would follow them since the sign said to break them

  • @pvzmariosonica8fan
    @pvzmariosonica8fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:15 Saw this one on Facebook and it made me laugh
    12:30 My local veterinarian does signs like that. This one was its most recent
    17:24 4. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

  • @c0rnp0p80
    @c0rnp0p80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    21:11 Envelope. Envelope starts with an E, ends with an E, and only has one letter in it.

    • @tedudoger1235
      @tedudoger1235 ปีที่แล้ว

      No I think it just E

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eye. Has only one letter between the two Es.

  • @otavio5297
    @otavio5297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    19:34 I heard it, you heard it, we all heard it

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every other unnecessarily censored word in this video, and the one word that should is spoken as a poor translation. Smh

  • @BufferThunder
    @BufferThunder ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Walmart gon be "Attack the A point" soon

  • @JesusLovesYou387
    @JesusLovesYou387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    best meme channel on TH-cam

  • @dinobot3345
    @dinobot3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    the Shwerer Gustav was 800 mm, 357 mm were 14 inch guns generally found on battleships

    • @blep6173
      @blep6173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      accurate

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're a bitch to carry as handguns though. The Anzio 20mm is my limit for pocket carry. 😂

    • @novemberecho3899
      @novemberecho3899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What was Walmart selling in 1941?

    • @jamesslick4790
      @jamesslick4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@novemberecho3899 Nothing. Me and Wal*Mart were both born in 1962. (So was KMart and Target)

    • @boomerangclassic8359
      @boomerangclassic8359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesslick4790 Walmart’s earliest predecessor is Walton’s. A five and dime. Walton’s was founded on 1945 by Sam Walton (A former JCPenny employee)

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OMG, saw the sign about childhood phone numbers...after 3 small strokes that trashed my memory and 61ish hard years, I still remember the number we had when I was a child, that we changed when we moved at, I think, when I was around 6 or 7 years old. Still remember my mom's old work number from then, too.
    Weird stuffs.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    357 Millimeters! Holy shit that's a big "handgun" round! 😲 The Anzio 20mm is my limit for pocket carry. 😂

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Average American trying to explain there not all crazed gunmen:

    • @jhorn64
      @jhorn64 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      357mm is 14 inch which is a battleship caliber. I really wish I knew walmart USED to sell those, I would have stocked up

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jhorn64 they sell… battleship bullets?

  • @LUser23989
    @LUser23989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This must become a serie! These signs are TOO funny!!!

  • @jamesdmack
    @jamesdmack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:14 It's an envelope.

  • @7.uil_
    @7.uil_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The guy with the sign that said “urinal cakes are not real cakes” probably learned that the hard way

    • @Rilex037
      @Rilex037 ปีที่แล้ว

      what the hell is a urinal cake?

    • @7.uil_
      @7.uil_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rilex037 are u female? If you are you wouldn’t understand

    • @7.uil_
      @7.uil_ ปีที่แล้ว

      But it’s the little thing in the urinal that makes ur piss smell good

    • @Rilex037
      @Rilex037 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@7.uil_ nope, just not from US, you guys have weird names for stuff

    • @7.uil_
      @7.uil_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rilex037 that’s what it’s called💀

  • @AztecPurpp
    @AztecPurpp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:09 why is spitting censored?

  • @nightglide_
    @nightglide_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    chips without chips
    ah yes, i would like to order a *nothing*

    • @nightglide_
      @nightglide_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      for 1 pound 90 pence

  • @markfairbanks3533
    @markfairbanks3533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:44 for those that ate the crayon, they become police.

  • @DemonWolfLov45
    @DemonWolfLov45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wow gen z really be making us proud of their hard work!

  • @itsdannyziahmemer7817
    @itsdannyziahmemer7817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tbh the fact that sharknado got multiple movies that just kept escalating shows it worked

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly... if that bonkers idea works then maybe the idea that your scared of sharing with the group will also work

  • @lilypyrope4620
    @lilypyrope4620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    El Arroyo is apparently a legend in this field. There's a slew of their best work if you search it up, I guarantee it

  • @DemonWolfLov45
    @DemonWolfLov45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:55: "how would you like it if someone turned you on and left"
    my asexual lover: "humans are electrical?"
    me: "no babe- ya know what yes, yes we are..."

    • @KHolzer444
      @KHolzer444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People do actually work through electrical signals from the brain

    • @queencum
      @queencum ปีที่แล้ว

      How you got an asexual lover

    • @gallium-gonzollium
      @gallium-gonzollium ปีที่แล้ว

      @@queencum because garlic bread :)

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    7:19
    In some countries where the legal drinking age is higher than the age of consent, people who can't drink are still called minors even though they are adult aged. So, this sign would make sense in one such place.

    • @friedmetcalf2428
      @friedmetcalf2428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all know what country.

    • @queencum
      @queencum ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for explaining this. I live here and didnt even get it

    • @LegendaryDorkKnight
      @LegendaryDorkKnight ปีที่แล้ว

      @@friedmetcalf2428 You say that, but in most parts of Japan, the age of consent is 16-18 and the drinking age is usually 20. It varies by province in Canada (18-22). In some places in India, it's 25. So, this applies to them as well.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@friedmetcalf2428 Australia?

    • @Antractica
      @Antractica ปีที่แล้ว

      Like... America?

  • @synygirls
    @synygirls ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was visiting the grand canyon with my family, and there was a guy holding a sign that said "Chipotle causes food poisoning" and was shouting it as well as saying "The government doesn't want you to know" and my family found it so funny so we went back to our hotel and ate Chipotle for dinner that night. Didn't get food poising.

  • @superJK92
    @superJK92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:07 He is wrong God accepts gay people too and anyone that is part of the LGBTQIA+ community I went to church as well

  • @T-Dawg123a
    @T-Dawg123a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    that Walmart sign, so many people don't realize American bullet calibers have are in inches, .223 is 0.223 inches or 5.56mm. Also that's the diameter of the inside of the barrel not the diameter of the bullet. The bullet size is slightly smaller, but the exact amount smaller changes as bullets are made with greater precision. Older bullets were slightly smaller compared to the barrel because of the greater margin of error with older manufacturing techniques. As the margin of error lowers, the bullets can fit into the barrel more tightly and gain both better accuracy and speed.

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Average American trying to explain that thier not all gun obsessed crazy people:

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingofsnacks8566 Obsessed? I only have 69. How am I obsessed?

    • @nikoclesceri2267
      @nikoclesceri2267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingofsnacks8566 I mean there are more privately own guns in the use than citizens so I'd say we have a reason to know a lot about them

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TimeSurfer206 lol

    • @kingofsnacks8566
      @kingofsnacks8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikoclesceri2267 there’s more weapons than people…that’s concerning

  • @Little-Buster
    @Little-Buster ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow, all these funny signs, and I never saw them personally. Guess I'll get creative and make my own signs to post on public. The 7:10 Time Travel one is especially clever!

  • @MrValv3
    @MrValv3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My happiness:📈📈

  • @Tsik_Tzhim
    @Tsik_Tzhim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🫥
    ☝️

  • @ArianesDrawingPH
    @ArianesDrawingPH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:50 I know this one

  • @EccentricDrDino
    @EccentricDrDino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good god not even text to speak can say Worcestershire sauce

  • @NotDaveWhy
    @NotDaveWhy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yes concealed carry 357mm Gustav gun

  • @paullatham8486
    @paullatham8486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The sign at the golf club is brilliant! 🤣🤣

  • @nightstrike7870
    @nightstrike7870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:08 is it just me or that are those Minecraft letters source?

  • @ScreamingDolphins22
    @ScreamingDolphins22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro is demonetization that bad where you have to censor the words “fart”, “poop”, “poop”, and “dead”?

  • @treeasdf1224
    @treeasdf1224 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in Augusta. 9:03. That honestly seems like something they would say

  • @theexplosionofnature143
    @theexplosionofnature143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:57 damn, I wonder what Thomas did

  • @seIenaaaaaa
    @seIenaaaaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    fun fact:
    if you say fun fact everyone will read it thinking it’s a fun fact

  • @alexanderbabjak6265
    @alexanderbabjak6265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:24 both america and germany resonate from this meme

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For those interested, 357 MM is 14 inches and change.
      Looks like I'm not only going to need another Timmy, I'm going to need another holster, too.

    • @alexanderbabjak6265
      @alexanderbabjak6265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TimeSurfer206 thank you but we Europeans take pride in useing the metric system, there fore we know how much 357 millimeters is. But nonetheless thank you for the explanation

    • @somerandommemer188
      @somerandommemer188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexanderbabjak6265 maybe they said that to Americans who did not know how much that was?

    • @generic_tough_guy.4830
      @generic_tough_guy.4830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the dude's being a bitch and censoring one letter of handgun. These meme channels censor the weirdest shit. Pretty sure this one censors JEW pretty german if you ask me

    • @alexanderbabjak6265
      @alexanderbabjak6265 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somerandommemer188 fair enough

  • @voxtek_real
    @voxtek_real 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wait only 22 likes and 37 comments..?

  • @mihaleben6051
    @mihaleben6051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:04 make a video game about this
    Now
    NOW
    *NOW*

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What is up with all the weird censoring?
    'Spitting' 'Brutal'? Really.

  • @ASillyGoober12
    @ASillyGoober12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wha why no likes and comments dude you have 1 million subs

  • @dsasda3837
    @dsasda3837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay this censoring crap is really annoying. The word "smoking" isnt going to cause kids to overdose

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These design artists had 1 job..

  • @charlespike7440
    @charlespike7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:35 Thats at the Greyhound in Hackforth, North Yorkshire!

  • @staticbuilds7613
    @staticbuilds7613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:23 as someone in Worcester right now I can confirm he said it wrong

  • @Zeylo89
    @Zeylo89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:38
    >cheese
    >1,2 pound
    do you get a handful of just cheese?

  • @Daveinspacelol
    @Daveinspacelol ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🦈 7:33 SHARKNADO REFERENCE?!🦈

  • @VincentMothling
    @VincentMothling ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:16 the fastest land creature is anything you ask what is in your mouth

  • @CandyHatsuneWolff
    @CandyHatsuneWolff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:22 Forgot to narrate the most important part. Look at the sign to the right.

    • @sarcasticguy4311
      @sarcasticguy4311 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a lot going on with that sign. Says a lot about the workers.

  • @griffinroblox73
    @griffinroblox73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what me and donovan were watching at math class in kindergarten

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:14 I guarantee that someone's gonna passive-aggressively take a can or bottle of Coca-Cola into the bathroom and start drinking in there instead of you know, doing the OTHER kind of coke.

  • @fondbeebboop9705
    @fondbeebboop9705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:20 I searched up 375mm an anti submarine rocket launcher was what I found

  • @sheamus83
    @sheamus83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Apples living rent free in Samsung‘s head and I love it

    • @timwiesler6365
      @timwiesler6365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sad tries of Samsung to talk shit about Apple just makes me hate Samsung and buy Apple so yeah, good job xD

  • @daveroche6522
    @daveroche6522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dang; some of these are borderline genius. Thank you.

  • @marclytle644
    @marclytle644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Warning! Do not read this sign!

  • @izoktic
    @izoktic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:25 that is equal to 35.7cm or 14.05in. that's a big bullet.

  • @SuperSirWilliam
    @SuperSirWilliam ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "JUST TOLD MY KIDS I'M OLDER THAT GOOGLE. THEY THINK I'M JOKING" What really sucks is that I'm older that older than GOOGLE and the INTERNET (WWW), and most of modern day computers.

  • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
    @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    06:00 You wish your mom mixed up the lunch boxes!

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are some nations where that's commonplace. Not the switch of the lunch.

  • @J776A
    @J776A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:54 it's ok, the other guy is in a car

  • @RaphaelLaFeria
    @RaphaelLaFeria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "you don't matter, give up."

  • @Planelover192
    @Planelover192 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:21 the war has begun

  • @beauxr.benoit1374
    @beauxr.benoit1374 ปีที่แล้ว

    Welcome to the party, Apple. Yippy-Ki-Yay.
    Popeyes. Not good enough, get me m y damn food, NOW!
    McCafe, whatever. Chick-fil-A, good burn.
    Dodge Dakota, you need to go to the DMV and get a new plate, and 911 doesn't handle shit like this.
    No chips. Just a bag, or just a can of sardines, just guessing.
    Wife and kids. Three choices. Cell phone them and tell they got twenty minutes until you leave. She got the keys, then walk home if possible. I know, you'll need a Lawyer. You put yourself in the situation, deal with it.
    The hike. Who is in the trunk?
    Thesis. Hey that is two hours he just saved you.
    Never misses. Depends on the age, gay used to mean very happy. Just like the Alphabet Society messed up the rainbow. IT IS a promise to the Planet that he will never flood it * again. He will punish with fire next time.
    Fooled. Then they should change the name or put a stupidity warning on them.
    Too hot. In the South during the Summer.
    Less activist, less shit. Bad Grammar.
    Unattended children. They will be like American kids. Yes, I live there.
    Pole. Another stupidity warning. It will happen more than you think it will.
    Private event. The Governor, A member of The House, The Senate, or the President. It has to happen sometime when they are campaigning.
    Drill. Stop, Hammertime.
    Stubbornness. Shush, and get off my lawn.
    Flashlight. I'm fifty-three and what the fuck?
    Abby. Got to be the store owner, otherwise she be fired.
    Cow. Kids: It got too much sugar. Adults. CBD is legal, do that instead.
    Codeword. Isn't that everyone?
    Baby. You can carry your baby in one arm like a football. And for the beer. If you aren't drinking it, then why isn't it in a cooler?
    You would be surprised how many people this would make sense to today.
    Precision. Most would say sorry, not gonna happen.
    Grab. Special service.
    Dr. Pepper. His day of and to kill a few hours.
    Walmart. They don't sell ammunition, they sell bullets.
    All or nothing. Third choice. Go somewhere else.
    Call me. Bull, if my girl had a passenger she would call me.
    No. Theory is when you think you know everything and nothing works. Practice is when you work and you don't always do it right. Your lab. You have too many control sets
    Not finished.

  • @wil8115
    @wil8115 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the pool ball toilet test is because the pool balls are heavier than the golf ball test. btw that toilet rocks.

  • @brucea9871
    @brucea9871 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The church sign at 1:18 reminded me of a sign I saw at a local church several years ago. On one side it said "Don't drink and drive. God doesn't want to meet you yet". On the opposite side of the same sign it said "Come here to church this Sunday. God would like to see you". Rather indecisive, this god of theirs, isn't he?

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:30 I'll have a "bodies buried" so i can go "really deep"
    so $15

  • @kmhyggg8536
    @kmhyggg8536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We saw this sign 0:13 at a Lisa’s chicken

  • @koolgamer3619
    @koolgamer3619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey, im the guy who actually uploaded the one at 0:35, cant believe that my one is here!

  • @Almatty
    @Almatty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hate to be that guy, but somebody took serious liberties in translating the Japanese at 2:51. A closer translation would be, "Thank you for using the toilets cleanly." In Romaji the sentence is: "Toire wo kirei ni tsukatte itadaki arigatou gozaimasu."

    • @MR._SNAJI
      @MR._SNAJI ปีที่แล้ว

      shouldn't it be
      "Thank you for keeping the toilets clean"

    • @Almatty
      @Almatty ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MR._SNAJI My translation was a bit more literal. "Kirei ni" roughly means "cleanly" and "tsukatte" means "use".

  • @sudcciv6443
    @sudcciv6443 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The soundtrack of this is awesome! ;)

  • @EverySoulGamer
    @EverySoulGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was in online class but memes are important

  • @shazthegamer2583
    @shazthegamer2583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well... Samsung still fighting with Apple. WTH?!

    • @timwiesler6365
      @timwiesler6365 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's funny how Apple doesn't give a sh*t about it xD

  • @Lordmewtwo151
    @Lordmewtwo151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Cashier wanted, must be 18 years old with 20 years..." Wait a minute. How could you possibly have *two* more years experience than your age in *anything*?

    • @mchenrynick
      @mchenrynick ปีที่แล้ว +1

      even dumber considering that if you started your previous job at 18 and have 20 years experience at it, you'd have to be 38 years old...

    • @Lordmewtwo151
      @Lordmewtwo151 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mchenrynick True.

  • @rhondamolina9722
    @rhondamolina9722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bro censors the word spit

  • @stonearchitect116
    @stonearchitect116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:21 Chinese rap battle be like

  • @spunbearing65
    @spunbearing65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:48- 2:49.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Here’s to Paul Pelosi!

  • @dazaispetfish6229
    @dazaispetfish6229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:53 gotta be the best part istg

  • @JakeAdkinsOfficial
    @JakeAdkinsOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "please find other ways to disappoint your father" 😂

  • @thepleb5289
    @thepleb5289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "please do not poo in the rocks" reminds me of when i was 17 on acid walking thru a farm and i needed a shit so i got my mate on look out while i climbed up 3 levels of hay bales and shat down one of the holes on the top xd

  • @UGRIDC
    @UGRIDC ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:52 is it a reference to spy x family?

  • @carsonsmith1754
    @carsonsmith1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay 😁😁🐌🐌

  • @evanturner2377
    @evanturner2377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:25 its just like homosexuality

  • @charlesleethesonandfathero14
    @charlesleethesonandfathero14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:31 Did I hear “the dart squirrels”? Nowadays we have to censor the word fat or I just have a bad hearing?

    • @SamTheExe
      @SamTheExe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Censore

    • @SamTheExe
      @SamTheExe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nathaniel B 🗿

  • @MCscarfacematt
    @MCscarfacematt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i can remeber my childhood phone number but not my current one🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤣🤣

  • @ed4273
    @ed4273 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro the “please don’t pet the fart squirrels” sign got me crying with laughter!
    Im sorry, but I have the humor of an eight year old 😭

    • @Monkey-081hs
      @Monkey-081hs ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't worry, I laughed hard too! 😂

  • @ShaunPaget
    @ShaunPaget ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:33 careful what you ask for.