3:49 that cord actually does exist and it's used almost exclusively to illegally backfeed a generator into the powergrid. Super dangerous for anyone working on powerlines, hence why it's illegal.
2;57 If it's Alberta is HAS to be at a long haul truck stop. stop in sometime to any Flying J or Husky big rig and see the signs in the bathroom: "Don't wash your FEET IN THE SINK", ETC. I'll 'splain later.
Really?! Would you care to extrapolate further on ur obvious misuse of pedantic hyperbole and false minded racist stereotype or rather to squirm in ur cesspool of horse pucky and feel proud of ur ignorance?
Talking about the title. Here where I live at selfcheckouts there is a 10% chance the red light will flash and you will get a random scan from a employee. This ALWAYS happens when I have 1 product. When I have like 7 things and need to pay like 14 euros I never get it. When its like 8:45 pm 15mins before closing and I have 1 bag of chips I get the scan. Also there is usually nobody so one time it took me 5 minutes to find someone. So I grabbed my chips went to the other empty register, and scanned it again and payed and skipping my random check😂😂😂
I went into an ASDA shop, once two employee's told me to use self-service. I thought, no, I'm the customer, I want to spend money here, you both work for ASDA just take my money. I just put the items down and walked out. Never going to shop there, again. Obviously far too much effort for them to actually do something. They don't care.
4:40 is ok, "cumple" is saying birth day in spanish but shorter, so its just saying "happy Bday" or "Feliz cumple" if the sign is not in "spanglish" then idk they crazy
Many of these are unreadable: sun glare, print too small, writing very feint. Also the time between slides is too fast. Well for me anyway. If the writing looks difficult to see, please use captions. Thank you.
5;12 "found in a bathroom in Alberta": It HAS to be in a Truck Stop bathroom. "Kissing the walls", and "Don't Wash Your feet in the sink" (I saw that sign in Calgary at the Husky Truck stop. Think about a certain "culture" that 1) ISN'T your religion, and 2) only washes the part of the body they USE regularly. Yeh, I know. I'm going to hell.
😂😂 I dont think "felling" is good. 😂 But I'm "feeling" good, thank you. I hope you are feeling good also.😂 I realize that was just a typo. But it made me laugh. So I had to tease you a little bit. 😂 Please dont take offense.
Why, I ask, just WHY do you insist on blacking out letters? Are you afraid someone will be offended? Please quit trying to be the censor of things, it is annoying as H-ll ...
I make sure I take up ton of time when I use sel check out. Ask to look up price on almost ever other item then hit cancel sometimes to start over. A couple times they rang it up for me or asked if I preferred going to a check out. I'm like no let me do it... as other waiting get impatient 🙄 enjoy doing it at Walmart mostly...
Since when did so many common words get censored.
Words are violence. And silence is violence. And violence breeds violence.
*But in the end it has to be this way!*
Because white gen z girls will be mad
Cancel culture
Scared of getting demonetized
It started with thing like curses or guns, etc. I think it's a joke at this point
Truth Be Told!
"It's not a Living Room if someone is dead in that area."
Come into my killing room
Kurger Bing made me laugh harder than i would like to admit.
I read this as Burger King for some reason
@@RetroSpectral76 same
The "breakfasts from around the world" is killing me
The funniest sign I ever saw was in a college bathroom: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie & wipe the seattie".
"Push to reset the world"
MADE IN HEAVEN
i threw away my humanity jojo
0:10 for everyone wondering, this is a German Autobahn sign. This one means it's 1000 meters until the exit at Titz (a town name)
1:24
If I saw this guy holding the sign like that, I'd stop in my tracks and wait for him to drop the sign!
Then point and laugh
0:39
2% Monday
45% Tuesday
5% Wednesday
48% Thursday
0% Friday
3:49 that cord actually does exist and it's used almost exclusively to illegally backfeed a generator into the powergrid. Super dangerous for anyone working on powerlines, hence why it's illegal.
Im gonna use the "Scream until driver pulls over" at my Ice Cream shop.
The spider didn't appreciate it's web being walked into, either.
1:02 I’m only 20 and I get the reference. I love that song!
Yeah, my mother loved Fatboy Slim when I was little.
@@Klabbity_Kloots Fatboy wasn't even BORN when this song came out.
1:31 The dude who wrote that sign is a fucking genius
2:57 What the fuck happened inside this bathroom
2;57 If it's Alberta is HAS to be at a long haul truck stop. stop in sometime to any Flying J or Husky big rig and see the signs in the bathroom: "Don't wash your FEET IN THE SINK", ETC. I'll 'splain later.
That's an awfully long sign for a bunch of burnouts. Anything that a stoner has to put a fingertip on to read will just confuse him/her/it/them.
Really?! Would you care to extrapolate further on ur obvious misuse of pedantic hyperbole and false minded racist stereotype or rather to squirm in ur cesspool of horse pucky and feel proud of ur ignorance?
I guess, what I mean to say is... maybe you don't know jack squat and should shut yer yap?
@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS Your.
@@drydogg Yur...
@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS Yo, Ur?
At 8:32 they even put the shape
15:07 I like that they put Kanye West on the sign.
Free range water got me
8:43 Yep. That happened when we did it with people.
So heavily censored I couldn't even understand a lot of them :-(
Crystal Moth..
Yes, computer generated narration is really that stupid.
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy.
espresso and a drum set.
Espresso and a gun.
Espresso and a whistle
17:00 If neither pushing nor pulling works, lift.
Talking about the title. Here where I live at selfcheckouts there is a 10% chance the red light will flash and you will get a random scan from a employee. This ALWAYS happens when I have 1 product. When I have like 7 things and need to pay like 14 euros I never get it. When its like 8:45 pm 15mins before closing and I have 1 bag of chips I get the scan. Also there is usually nobody so one time it took me 5 minutes to find someone. So I grabbed my chips went to the other empty register, and scanned it again and payed and skipping my random check😂😂😂
i noticed you did that drinking one twice
1.38 it's bangal I can read it
Same
Me too
9:42 shut up and properly reforge my equipment.
1:25 i wonder if anybody slowed down
00:04 if you need help every time, maybe you aren't bright enough to be left alone in public.
12;00 who ever tried to write that marijuana use letter is high as fuck.
I went into an ASDA shop, once two employee's told me to use self-service. I thought, no, I'm the customer, I want to spend money here, you both work for ASDA just take my money. I just put the items down and walked out. Never going to shop there, again. Obviously far too much effort for them to actually do something. They don't care.
7:54 You read the sign. Your alcohol dogs are going to have to smoke outside.
Are they talking about Brian the dog from Family Guy?
The fellow Albertans seeing the sign from our province at 5:14:
18:14 many shops in the uk have signs like that
4:40 is ok, "cumple" is saying birth day in spanish but shorter, so its just saying "happy Bday" or "Feliz cumple"
if the sign is not in "spanglish" then idk they crazy
1:36
I read the language and it actuallly says “without reason do not go here and there”
JEEZ -- GOT A TRAIN TO CATCH ???? VID TOO FAST !
Fresh, white hot creamy....corn.
You know we've gone WAAAAAYYYYYY too soft when words like blonde and violated are being censored.
21:42 bombing isn't censored but virginity is... 🤔
@8:28 that's in my city 🤣🤣🤣
18:45 This made me laugh 😂
5:10 because it's Alberta
Many of these are unreadable: sun glare, print too small, writing very feint. Also the time between slides is too fast. Well for me anyway. If the writing looks difficult to see, please use captions. Thank you.
5;12 "found in a bathroom in Alberta": It HAS to be in a Truck Stop bathroom. "Kissing the walls", and "Don't Wash Your feet in the sink" (I saw that sign in Calgary at the Husky Truck stop. Think about a certain "culture" that 1) ISN'T your religion, and 2) only washes the part of the body they USE regularly. Yeh, I know. I'm going to hell.
see comment below
1:18 isn't Yass a town in Australia?
edit: the sign got an upgrade to open 24 hours but then it got removed for some reason.
Sorry, did you just censor Cumbria?? You censored the name of an English COUNTY?
There is a US lake called b*tch lake
welcome to youtube, where they demonetize EVERYTHING that isn’t censored.
@@ForzaMonkey , Perfect explanation.
Some youtubers gave up on the bs & the only money they get is what their subs donate to them.
I came from nz, I never realised that we may that
Not my fault if you always need help.....
The first meme, is that fucking Kurt cobain
Personally I find slaves less offensive than selling children as sleeves. That's just unhygienic.
Da memes have returned
This was ok but a computer narrator was annoying. Please just put soft music or just the signs next time.
We love you memeanade
Bob
You censored the word menstrual? Seriously?
here in 5 fricking minutes these coments weird as hell
Can someone please explain 7:55?
It can also be read as "No smoking alcohol dogs". I'm sorry, but your alcohol dogs are going to have to smoke somewhere else.
@@Klabbity_Kloots oh ok thanks
@@Klabbity_Kloots 🤣😂🤣😂
Corn
This stupid robot mis-pronunciations ruins them all!!
2:18
Hope all of the commenters are felling good!
😂😂 I dont think "felling" is good. 😂 But I'm "feeling" good, thank you. I hope you are feeling good also.😂
I realize that was just a typo. But it made me laugh. So I had to tease you a little bit. 😂 Please dont take offense.
Epic
Is this for people who cannot read?
Ahahah, cool memes, but i think mine are better
Lol ok, I subbed. But if they're not good. I'll say mean thinks.😂 jk 😂 Good luck on your channel.
@@normacunningham8913 thanks, appreciate it
@@vitaliistf ❤
You talk funny!
i think you mean, "I like your funny words, magic man."
EarIyyyyyy
Why, I ask, just WHY do you insist on blacking out letters? Are you afraid someone will be offended? Please quit trying to be the censor of things, it is annoying as H-ll ...
14:24 Pretty generic, not funny.
the foul balls sign isn't funny at all.
Hi
lolololo
Atleast no first comment
Right?
I make sure I take up ton of time when I use sel check out. Ask to look up price on almost ever other item then hit cancel sometimes to start over. A couple times they rang it up for me or asked if I preferred going to a check out. I'm like no let me do it... as other waiting get impatient 🙄 enjoy doing it at Walmart mostly...
First like!