Just dropped a 3 1/2 foot behemoth of a chocolate log. Immediately called up Chris Barnes to reassure him that he's still reigning supreme with the new Six Feet Under album being the #1 biggest turd of the year.
@@MofosOfMetal MMMMMMMMMMHMMMM, Trey Azagthoth is definitely bound to approve of that one! He'll be thinking about it while going fishing with his disney princess.
I had a friend who liked all these Arnold and Stallone movies like the DAWG does. For the most part they're terrible, there's a couple exceptions, but the people who like all of them like DAWG does, it's because they're into body building and love to look at Arnold and Sly topless.
@@themadmattster9647 Oh yeah I love "First Blood" too, like I said they're not all bad, but most of the sequels got pretty bad. Once they started in on the cheesey one-liners after a kill I checked out.
HEY DAWG BEEN COUCH SURFIN WITH BAXTER FOR A WEEK AFTER SOME EXTENDED TIME OFF AFTER GETTIMG PICKED UP FOR UNPAID PARKING TIX. ALL GOOD NOW BUT LOOKONG FOR NEXT PLACE TO CRASH OR CAMP. POPPING BY THE WAREHOUSE LATER I'LL BRING SOME BEER
I'm only 22 and I have to agree, the new generation is getting pretty bad. Nobody has any work ethic or discipline what so ever, I can't stand being around most people my age or younger
In regards to the workout question, I am also 48 and find one day a week for each body part is not enough stimulus to make gains. If you want to do that kind of split I would recommend finding at least one other day during the week away from those workouts and do a full body. Concentrate on compound movements like pull ups, dips, squats push ups etc. Even if you only have time for two sets each. Just make them count, use deep stretch and slow eccentric. Another way to save time is to do your workouts at home. A few free weights, a place to do pull ups and some creativity can go a long way. I get up super early just so I have time without distractions. Where there is will there is a way.
@@treehugger7976 yup sorry that’s okay who needs it? It’s blackmailing anyways basically saying “hell for eternity or be where I’m at the person who puts people in hell” haha no way.
Ahhh...Death Metal Dave can calculate even more complicated mathematical equations, while IN A COMA, we both know it's trve. Dave is omnipotent! Dave is immortal! Dave is eternal! Hail Death Metal Daaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!🤘🏻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 hell yeah brah brah... I was talking to that home boy yesterday. He needs to post some vids of his re/@#d strength on the 6 string... happy Friday dude ... \m/
@@mikeviolate666 I gave Dave not 1 but 2 name-drops in my epic rebuke of SolarEmpress yesterday. Plus he prefers 8atman 89' over the other lesser Batman blunders of more recent times, so he's okay in my book. Does he like FURIOSA, or is that new-wave feminist poser bullshit (I saw it 3 times)?
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 the old bat is the best bad... joker was amazing but not really a bat movie. I'm pretty sure he's into Tom playing max ... I loved that movie. Got to see it on the big screen... \m/
Wow 1.2 million a year, take home to be financially successful in your book? Damn! I know inflation has gotten out of control but I didn’t think it was that bad. The chief CEOs at my company probably don’t even make that. Maybe if you incorporate their bonuses they do.
I'd be more inclined to buy and wear shirts but for every J-pup on the block seeing it as an invitation to ask me to name three songs and my phone number.
To the devil and loyal HHR customer "Izsak Smyth", the late and very great George Carlin said that The Meaning of Life is, quote: "not dying". So even though George knew the meaning of life, he ultimately could not defeat death.....
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 couldn't tell ya. Never seen the GPK movie. I did have some of those trading cards when I was young. They even had my name with correct spelling. " Apple Cory " Of course it was a rotted apple with a grub. 😂
@@corystafford4958 I too had those iconic cards, one the highlights of my younger years. But the movie does not live up to iconic (air-brushed) artwork of the GPK cards. I recall one quote in regards to Garbage Pail Kids The Movie, the quote is that the movie is "awesome in it's badness". On the plus-side it was released in 1987, which to me is the best year ever for movies.
What Paul said, but between the two tracks mentioned, ANGEL OF DEATH. Not only is it an iconic track, but it also propelled the late/great Peter Hobbs onwards to Metal victory.🔥🤘🏻🤘🏻🔥
Ezekiel 9:5-6 “As I listened, he said to the others, ‘Follow him through the city and kill, without showing pity or compassion. Slaughter the old men, the young men and women, the mothers and children, but do not touch anyone who has the mark.'”
P.S.: Justin was once recommend Bethlehem's song (he was unfortunately put off the tricky German title- _trust_ me, "brah" .... Bethlehem - Schuld unseres knöchrigen Faltpferds.
Really sick of mordant to even do the free CD thing. Anything free in an order I immediately check out and it also makes you feel more justified in buying the shit
Do you only use order shootouts and paid questions? Curious not because complaining but I don't have PayPal or whatever it is yet. -Devils, then.... and I've mentioned this before: I found a gem of an album Summon - Dark Descent of Fallen Souls. Thoughts, fans? Can't just be me that considers it remarkable. Kinda like deathened black. Maybe actually Sarcofago energy.
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 But SUMMON can't be "the worst dollar bin shit ever" that's honor belongs to the z-tier category, which you said DECEASED is apart of. You're contradicting yourself now bubs, besides hating everything is mirco-ween energy.
@@Poser_Metal_Records Ha! Hall desperately tries to pull-off that distinction.....but only to shoot himself in the foot and drag himself down into the gutter with me, lopolik and mike violate. How? On the afternoon of March 21st of this year when he said Far Beyond Driven was the best Pantera album (I don't disagree with that point). Oh and exclamation points were in his post - so he damn well meant it. PANTERA FOREVER \m/
spongebob is the trve world leader 😤😤😤
Dawg sends BetterHelp home on a streeeetcher!
Jdawg life advice was an inspiring segment
@OGLOCZ187 he's good for that.
Not even joking the segment at 13:30 was ace. Good perspective, made a lot of sense
I agree on the Church, but we should love the Earth, brah brah. Like Ozzy said "Let my mother live".
Seeing the philosophical Dawg is a nice change of pace
Just dropped a 3 1/2 foot behemoth of a chocolate log.
Immediately called up Chris Barnes to reassure him that he's still reigning supreme with the new Six Feet Under album being the #1 biggest turd of the year.
But which bucket did you drop it into? (very important)
@@SuicidalGrind A new one with additional capacity - Chapel of Stools.
@@MofosOfMetal MMMMMMMMMMHMMMM, Trey Azagthoth is definitely bound to approve of that one! He'll be thinking about it while going fishing with his disney princess.
It continues lol
Yep, MofosOfMetal is trvly King Shit 👑💩
The meaning of life is “Deicide” by Deicide released June 25th 1990
Like and share the video dawgs 😂
I think you meant to say "Altars of Madness" by Morbid Angel released on May 12th 1989 bruh bruh. \m/
Whose heard the title cut from the upcoming DECEASED album?
I say it's great, but Poser Hall has a differing take.
Dawg has real canoe movie tastes lol
I had a friend who liked all these Arnold and Stallone movies like the DAWG does. For the most part they're terrible, there's a couple exceptions, but the people who like all of them like DAWG does, it's because they're into body building and love to look at Arnold and Sly topless.
@@BabyfaceThompson i love Cobra and the Rockys, first Rambo and many of the Arnold
@@BabyfaceThompsonYou just don't get it brah brah....
@@BabyfaceThompson Hmmm. Not sure if trolling or just stupid...
@@themadmattster9647 Oh yeah I love "First Blood" too, like I said they're not all bad, but most of the sequels got pretty bad. Once they started in on the cheesey one-liners after a kill I checked out.
HHB has tossed in free stuff for me on several orders and it's always appreciated
Word
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Beginning Uncut is one of the best in the series. R. Lee Ermey is the actor's name.
Amazing movie. Watched it for the first time last year. So good. Watching this on release must've blown people's minds
Pretty sure Mordant Rhed has a bandcamp page with all the CD's on there.
He does
Hey brah brah, when is the Stryper interview coming out?
Michael Sweet's been ducking the Daawg.
Sunday after church
Title reminds me of Sadistik Exekution XDD
HEY DAWG BEEN COUCH SURFIN WITH BAXTER FOR A WEEK AFTER SOME EXTENDED TIME OFF AFTER GETTIMG PICKED UP FOR UNPAID PARKING TIX. ALL GOOD NOW BUT LOOKONG FOR NEXT PLACE TO CRASH OR CAMP. POPPING BY THE WAREHOUSE LATER I'LL BRING SOME BEER
💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Immolation- Dawn of Possession (1991) Vs. Incantation- Onward to Golgotha (1992)
This is a good one lol. Incantation. But it's close!
@@robertg305 yeah it is. Thanks for throwing your vote in Robert right on 👍🏻
_Gooooolgoooooooooooooo_ _WINS!_ 🏆
@@Riky_Jones Cheers my man!
Dawn of Possession.
Back/triceps, chest/biceps, legs/shoulders, brah brah.
Brah brah, why hasn't hells bangers made Nunslaughter Du Rags yet????????????
Preach on, Brother J-Dawg...."Fukk the Earth, Fukk the Chvrch, ONLY METAL RULES in a World ov Fools"...T-shirt material for sure!
PRINT IT
Alex Pereira vs. Jiri Prochazka rematch tomorrow!! Anyone else excited!? lol
It's not a fair fight, Alex is fighting with like 30 spirits floating around him. Although you can't count Jiri out, very well rounded
Repeat. Alex is more technical and hits harder
reference to the Radio Damnation session CD, I bought it in 2001, my dad said it looked like music for dorks when I opened the package in his kitchen
Who remembers when the hebrew dorks at Metal Sucks threatened Hells Headbangers?
Bunch of flat brimmed, David's star up the arse, non metal listening, DOUCHE CANOEEEEEES ... \m/
They did? Lol not surprised. Hate those antiwhite hipster canoes.
Lol this happened?
@@TimmyTurner421
yes
@TimmyTurner421 yes. Bunch of gossip whimps
haha, loving the philosophy J-Dawg! Hope you get more questions like this one in the future
😂 like and share the video Devils
Ain't nothing heavier than DA TISH ☝️🤨
5 minutes Metal - 15 minutes Gym...😴
Exactly what i thought, snoozefest of an Episode lol
@@sinisterking6009Good thing we got to know about that movie "Full Leather Jacket"...😂
@@evilsil666 😆🙈
A full leather jacket will not protect you from a full metal jacket... \m/
There's a little bit of anti-children/anti-youth spew in there, too! No lil' Dawgies. It all ends with The Dawg!
13:30 That was a really good answer
Metal does rule the generations... music is life.. religion is just something that was put in our ears..
Fvckin' A! Full-metal Karen dolin' out the Metal philosophy of roughness and toughness in the Daaawghouse!!! \m/
Sloth-Dawg love joe-joes
Do sloth dawg prefer Ruth or snickers ????
@@mikeviolate666 baby ruth 🍫
I'm only 22 and I have to agree, the new generation is getting pretty bad. Nobody has any work ethic or discipline what so ever, I can't stand being around most people my age or younger
Right on brother. I’m 23 and I feel like I don’t get along with my peers. 💩is crazy
Bro thinks hes the broken sigma
People have been saying that forever
The new generation is all about “ look at my fit “ or they stay on tiktok all day talking bout obsoletely nothing.
In regards to the workout question, I am also 48 and find one day a week for each body part is not enough stimulus to make gains. If you want to do that kind of split I would recommend finding at least one other day during the week away from those workouts and do a full body. Concentrate on compound movements like pull ups, dips, squats push ups etc. Even if you only have time for two sets each. Just make them count, use deep stretch and slow eccentric.
Another way to save time is to do your workouts at home. A few free weights, a place to do pull ups and some creativity can go a long way. I get up super early just so I have time without distractions. Where there is will there is a way.
the wimp wounds album is not bad lots of leads and riffs almighty
I got it! Dude I love it!
MmmmHmmmm!
There's so much better shit to listen to. I can't be bothered.
@@robertg305Not allowed to like it brah brah.
I’ve read the Bible before cover to cover and I’ve always been an Atheist! 🤘🏻😈
Or was it when the priest told you to close your eyes for the wafer and you got the sausage instead?
@@treehugger7976 I’m not around priests, is that what happened to you?
@@Riky_Jones You telling me I did all that and heaven ain't real?
@@treehugger7976 yup sorry that’s okay who needs it? It’s blackmailing anyways basically saying “hell for eternity or be where I’m at the person who puts people in hell” haha no way.
I teach at a university and have students who cannot tell time on an analogue clock!
🎥 FILM BATTLE: Se7en (1995) Vs. Zodiac (2007)
se7en
Se7en
Both by Fincher and great love Zodiac for the realism but the darkness of Se7en is brilliant.
Se7en
Sup Ricky mate, do you know the movie the Sadness (2021)?
@@sinisterking6009 Se7en has one of the best endings of any movie, hell even better then the finale of Meg 2. \m/
You the man j dawg
That'll be $10 brah brah.
Were baackkk 😆
😆 🤣 \m/
Hail Satan! Hail the beauty wisdom of the animal, love and cherish the animal in you. J Dawg 311 is coming to town, join me July 28 at Jacobs Pavilion
So what do you think of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Ain't nothing heavier than the peppers brotown!
There wanking it with hooty and the butt fish ... \m/
1990s Hairy armpit Granola girl fanbase. Hippie Grunge Alternative Rock band
I love 80s era rhcp
@@Hecatecrosswaysflea is a sick bassist
Yo Dawg, saw the new Deceased on the Hells Bandcamp. What the fuuuuuuck is up with that cover art?? Looks like a goddamn Korn album!
I remember Korn having this creepy obsession with putting children on their covers. Weirdos.
😈 Daily Devil Question: What is one band that should release an album this year??
Possessed
@@sinisterking6009 and that will happen too.
@@Riky_Jonesi hope so mate
Autopsy
lol YT hates my picks for this thread, both bands I named have been shit-canned. YT are posers for this outrage!
Jdawg is a mathematical genius ... 666 = 16 - 26 + 36 ... \m/
Ahhh...Death Metal Dave can calculate even more complicated mathematical equations, while IN A COMA, we both know it's trve.
Dave is omnipotent! Dave is immortal! Dave is eternal! Hail Death Metal Daaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!🤘🏻
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 hell yeah brah brah... I was talking to that home boy yesterday. He needs to post some vids of his re/@#d strength on the 6 string... happy Friday dude ... \m/
@@mikeviolate666 I gave Dave not 1 but 2 name-drops in my epic rebuke of SolarEmpress yesterday. Plus he prefers 8atman 89' over the other lesser Batman blunders of more recent times, so he's okay in my book. Does he like FURIOSA, or is that new-wave feminist poser bullshit (I saw it 3 times)?
@distributorovkvlt-points5481 the old bat is the best bad... joker was amazing but not really a bat movie. I'm pretty sure he's into Tom playing max ... I loved that movie. Got to see it on the big screen... \m/
Furiosa was awesome!
Wow 1.2 million a year, take home to be financially successful in your book? Damn! I know inflation has gotten out of control but I didn’t think it was that bad. The chief CEOs at my company probably don’t even make that. Maybe if you incorporate their bonuses they do.
Ultimate video title 😂
Yeah, but he didn't capitalize the M in Metal! WTF!!?!?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 yea he earns no kvlt points for that shit 😤
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 yea he earns no kvlt points for that shit 😂
@@Popeboniface That's the way of things! The Kvlt lives!
Shout out to God.
The work which transforms god!
Dawg is jealous hence god has more followers and the fact that GB mentions him a lot 👌🏾
\m/
Don’t forget to shout out to Elizabeth Marie Hawley too. Apparently she’s a great realtor 😂
@@goat666db Nah she's a fraud, she's working for Satan.
I can’t get over Justin bootleg shirts lol 😂
I'd be more inclined to buy and wear shirts but for every J-pup on the block seeing it as an invitation to ask me to name three songs and my phone number.
NGL, I actually almost miss the latter part, which admittedly happens less often these says.
100k. A month?!
To the devil and loyal HHR customer "Izsak Smyth", the late and very great George Carlin said that The Meaning of Life is, quote: "not dying".
So even though George knew the meaning of life, he ultimately could not defeat death.....
It's also an early 80s movie.
@@corystafford4958 I was not aware of that CS....is it similar in _"tone"_ to Garbage Pail Kids The Movie?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 couldn't tell ya. Never seen the GPK movie. I did have some of those trading cards when I was young.
They even had my name with correct spelling. " Apple Cory " Of course it was a rotted apple with a grub. 😂
@@corystafford4958 I too had those iconic cards, one the highlights of my younger years. But the movie does not live up to iconic (air-brushed) artwork of the GPK cards. I recall one quote in regards to Garbage Pail Kids The Movie, the quote is that the movie is "awesome in it's badness". On the plus-side it was released in 1987, which to me is the best year ever for movies.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ahh 87. " awesomeness in its badness" 😅 kinda like those Monty Python movies. 😆
Ricky jones rip off time. SONG BATTLE. Reign in blood VS Angel of Death ???? ... \m/
Angel of Death 🤘🏻
Altar of Sacrifice is the only answer
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal Enter to the Realm of Satan!!
Jesus saves is up there for me too.
What Paul said, but between the two tracks mentioned, ANGEL OF DEATH.
Not only is it an iconic track, but it also propelled the late/great Peter Hobbs onwards to Metal victory.🔥🤘🏻🤘🏻🔥
i agree with what distributor said
Hey brah brah what are your thoughts about the debate?
“Feed em to the crocodiles brah brah dawgggg for president”
Спасибо большое маэстро 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Hey J-dawg toss in a free t-shirt will ya?
J Dawg, sent in a paidski on Sunday and you haven’t answered it. You been saying all week you haven’t many paidski’s coming in. What’s up???
POWER OF DARKNESS!!
5:21 13:31
Ezekiel 9:5-6
“As I listened, he said to the others, ‘Follow him through the city and kill, without showing pity or compassion. Slaughter the old men, the young men and women, the mothers and children, but do not touch anyone who has the mark.'”
Are you familiar with someone by the name of Elizabeth Marie Hawley?
If you're gonna quote the bible use the king james version, this one lacks the poetic brutality to it.
@@goat666dbshe helped me gain the capital to invest in a new Cleveland location for death metal pizza brah brah
This is why Jay. dee. ism. is awful. It's the scourge of the planet.
@@flyingfox8447😂😂
P.S.: Justin was once recommend Bethlehem's song (he was unfortunately put off the tricky German title- _trust_ me, "brah" ....
Bethlehem - Schuld unseres knöchrigen Faltpferds.
Really sick of mordant to even do the free CD thing. Anything free in an order I immediately check out and it also makes you feel more justified in buying the shit
Do you only use order shootouts and paid questions? Curious not because complaining but I don't have PayPal or whatever it is yet.
-Devils, then.... and I've mentioned this before: I found a gem of an album Summon - Dark Descent of Fallen Souls.
Thoughts, fans? Can't just be me that considers it remarkable. Kinda like deathened black. Maybe actually Sarcofago energy.
I have that SUMMON album. I like it. Great album. Bought it from Hells Headbangers of course
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 But SUMMON can't be "the worst dollar bin shit ever" that's honor belongs to the z-tier category, which you said DECEASED is apart of. You're contradicting yourself now bubs, besides hating everything is mirco-ween energy.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481A true elitist hates everything. 😎
@@Poser_Metal_Records Ha! Hall desperately tries to pull-off that distinction.....but only to shoot himself in the foot and drag himself down into the gutter with me, lopolik and mike violate. How?
On the afternoon of March 21st of this year when he said Far Beyond Driven was the best Pantera album (I don't disagree with that point). Oh and exclamation points were in his post - so he damn well meant it. PANTERA FOREVER \m/
Summon rules brah. Fact.