@Xavi that's what him so fantastic, because the youngest was was actually stamped on by their family, their father questions his relation with him and blamed him for Giovanni's death when it was Cesare who did it and his wife had affairs with his two older brothers lol Edit: fixed some spelling mistakes
I do too. I like to sing Lucrezia's parts but the Machiavelli line is fun to do while you widen your eyes like an insane person and look in the mirror.
Just got to the part where Machiavelli discusses Cesare and this song popped into my head. Machiavelli remarks: "I do not know what better precepts to give a new prince than the example of [Cesare's] actions."
I've finally figured the boy doing nothing out. He was basically getting stamped on by the rest of his family, his father questioning the fact that Gioffre was his son, also blaming him for Giovanni's murder when Cesare was the logical answer. Oh, and appearantly his wife you see here had affairs with his 2 brothers instead of spending time with him.
@@Midknightsun79 it was his wife, Sancha, who was 4 years older than him. He didn’t have children until his second marriage, and it’s well known his first marriage was a political one
"Yeah I'm the model for Machiavelli's Prince" It's a story of an Itallian prince. It's most famous line is "A leader should be both loved and feared" Love how HH do put those little gems in lol
The poor kid was probably just as confused in real life "why am I getting married?" "for the money and power son" "Oh... okay..." *twiddles his thumbs*
@@Haneen-AlAwadi to be fair, the show dramatized that bit to keep viewers attention. Sancha and Gioffre never had children and likely never slept together, they didn’t even share a bedroom. She did, however, sleep with both of his older brothers in an attempt to have an heir by one of them
@@Danb-z3v Ben (the actor's name) is Giovanni who stands in the middle. The only one (besides the kid) who didn't get a solo singing line in this song haha
Fun Fact: While Rodrigo Borgia (aka Pope Alexander VI) was well known for his reign of decadence and debauchery, he did had some positive qualities. In a time period of notorious antisemitism, he was quite tolerant of Jewish people, and apparently felt remorse for his sins near the end of his life, with him being in tears during his final confession.
"and apparently felt remorse for his sins near the end of his life, with him being in tears during his final confession." "Fear of burning in Hell" and "remorse" aren't really the same thing.
Apparently in a lot of ways as a person he was no worse than many of the other officials and bishops it was just because he was Pope that it was more well noticed.
@@CorvusBelli01 I suppose fear makes you feel remorse and well I can’t see him not feeling remorseful and god would forgive him if he asked and he was sorry
Lucrezia, Giovanni, Gioffre and Cesare Italian barmy army, The Borgia Family Our daddy was Rodrigo I had a monstrous ego Where he makes trouble we go The Borgia Family Our tale begins Renaissance Spain, It's leaders were a shower So I run out of patience So began in my quest for power I splashed my cash to all the papal cardinals in hope That they'd be bought, They were in short And I became the Pope More power than I oughta Blood's thicker than water Appoint my sons and daughter To run a dynasty With daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased was ace, I'd kill a man who dared Like invade my personal space I found a husband for Lucrezia Rich Giovanni Sforza, do you love him? Yes of course but love is power and money more so Now married to the Sforza's This opens up new doorsas They world bows down before us The Borgia/Sforza family Yes, and while we're at it we will marry son Gioffre Aged twelve but so what soon will be The Borgia/Sforza and the Naples family When the Sforza family Eventually bores ya With just annul the marriage If he refuses to divorce ya Don't I get a say? Don't fret, for you another man I'll get Alfonzo of Aragon I like him this could go on and on! You like him I've gone off him His pretty face makes me wince You killed him! Yeah I'm the model for Machiavelli's Prince Giovanni run the army but Cesare said No way! I'll kill you if you cross me I might kill you anyway I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all As long as dad's alive There's not a single chance I'll fall Huh aaaaah! Awww nooo We suddenly lost status It seemes the whole world hate us They excommunicate us The Borgia Family R.I.P.
Geoffre is just looking around meanwhile everyone is singing, this kid looks confused and is just looking around because the set is so cool and amazing
It is so odd that I am actually a descendant of this family. When I first heard they were doing a show on Showtime about The Borgias, I was very curious because I really never did a whole lot of research on my ancestor's. After watching the show though...well, lets just say my mother's side of the family and how nuts everyone is. It all makes sense now. Something tells me if I went to Rome with my family tree showing my relation to this family, I'd probably be put to death...lol.
i love the attention to details in this!! especially the marlon brando godfather vibes of the dad, i watched this so many times before i noticed it also i never have the addams family song in my head, only ever the borgia family
It's one way families would move up the social ladder. In those days marriage was less about love and more about marrying someone with more wealth/status
Lucrezia died in childbirth in 1519 at age 39, not from old age. Cesare was killed at age 31 in battle at the Siege of Viana in 1507. Juan's (Giovanni's) body was fished out of the river in 1497, and it was believed that Cesare had him murdered. Gioffre died in 1522, but no cause has been discovered.
Meanwhile Ezio is somewhere above in the rafters or something not taking his chance to kill them all because he's too much of a gentleman to inturrupt a good song
Yeah the Borgia family was one messed up family. While learning about them I had so many WTF moments that I made a game to find normal things they did.
@@caiuswickersham yep...as a Catholic guy, I could be elected Pope, but it's much simpler to choose among the Cardinals. Urban VII was the last non-Cardinal to become Pope...and we all know how that turned out.
Aye, there were a bunch of incidents in which people who weren't cardinals became pope. My immediate thought goes to that one random ass monk that wrote a mean letter to the cardinals because they were taking too long (Multiple years) to elect a pope and so they elected him pope. Had no fucking idea what he was doing because the pope was legitimately the head of state and had to do king-things (which is why Borgia wanted it) and so he quit shortly after.
ok but 1:36 is brilliant, coz mat's... i mean... cesare's already looking from lucrezia's new hubby, looks up at papa borgia, looks back.. hm... ."i don't like him" like he was already doing all the acting while there was no attention on him. i didn't notice it until now coz my attention was on the other two lol (ok and ben too,. ... Giovanne's response to Cesare for that whole part is just.. perfect)
Only Horrible Histories could make a spoof of 'Addams Family' sound so cool: one of the best songs of the series so far. Matt and Ben do look cool in this video.
Dad: Giovanni, uz getting married! Giovanni: "confused about the world" why dad? Dad: it's for money and power, son. Giovanni: oh "twiddles his fingers"
Poor Ben; hardly getting a solo in this song, but his face at 1:53 is funny; 'I'll kill you if you cross me; I might kill you anyway.' Matt's gesture afterwards always makes me laugh
They did say their tale began in spain. I think it makes it better I think, idk im British. Also im guessing that the Italian language was a bit different back then
@@hamchurger4566 yeah, that doesn't make it much better 😅 Spanish and Italian have similar but still distinct pronuncians of the same words. Because they both are latin-rooted languages but are different enough to be seperate.
Brilliant brilliant song. The acting in it is hilarious, particularly Jim Howick (who looks disturbingly like the most famous portrait of Rodrigo Borgia) with his Marlon Brando inspired pope, but Mat Baynton gets a good few in himself- just watch his face when Alfonso shows up on the scene or the glassy eyed way (where only his lower jaw moves like a ventriloquist's dummy) when he says 'Oh no'. It's just sublimely silly
G R R Martin has said that the Lannisters are mostly based on the Lancasters from England's War of the Roses of 1455-1485, with the Starks being based on the Yorks from the same conflict
'I'll kill a man who dared to like, invade my personal space'
sometimes I feel like that
Lame (Gioffre)
Fame (Cesare)
The Dame (Lucrezia)
How well this has aged given the current circumstances
@@cosmicfails2053 Lame (Gioffre)
Fame (Cesare)
The Dame (Lucrezia)
Same...😂
Given when you posted this I'm gonna guess you can tell the future
Poor Gioffre he's like "Of all the families, in all of Christendom, I had to be in the most messed up one of all"
No no I claim that. Borgias got nothing on my family.
At least it's not the jackson 5
I feel bad for all the royal kids. It makes sense why so many turned out as bad as they did when you look at their elders
I see your Borgias are the most messed up family in all of Christendom and I raise you the Habsburgs.
I like how they've lit Lucrezia's eyes just like Morticia in the Addams Family film.
Yh I noticed that
Martha is so good in this
And the part with the rose was also a reference
@@Toria._. oh yeah, good eye
The young actor playing Geoffre is fantastic.
Indded
He looked bored to me
@Xavi that's what him so fantastic, because the youngest was was actually stamped on by their family, their father questions his relation with him and blamed him for Giovanni's death when it was Cesare who did it and his wife had affairs with his two older brothers lol
Edit: fixed some spelling mistakes
Lame (Gioffre)
Fame (Cesare)
The Dame (Lucrezia)
@@emmapark8530 Lame (Gioffre)
Fame (Cesare)
The Dame (Lucrezia)
It’s like Addams family meets Game of Thrones
And Assassin’s Creed
To be fair Game of Thrones is based of the War of the Roses, the Borgia family and a few other historical "inspirations".
With a dash of Catholicism added in
Agree!!!
@@sergarlantyrell7847 ah. So I was on the money then
I love how Giofre's just like, "Why the hell are they singing?"
LOL IKR
I love the face of Cesare when he said "Yeah I'm the model for Machiavelli's Prince"
Oh *that's* what he says!
I do too. I like to sing Lucrezia's parts but the Machiavelli line is fun to do while you widen your eyes like an insane person and look in the mirror.
Just got to the part where Machiavelli discusses Cesare and this song popped into my head. Machiavelli remarks: "I do not know what better precepts to give a new prince than the example of [Cesare's] actions."
I just keep remembering Assassin's Creed
400tg like
Ahhh i remember Giovanni
Same lmao
Doesn't Giovanni Borgia go against the family and become an Assassin? I knoe somebody Borgia does.
Yessss
I freakin love the way they sing this with the accent. Especially when he says "And I became the pope." :D love it
So true
I expected some snaps, like the Addams Family.
Zey always do zat! :D
Ha
I thought Jim Howick was channeling Vito Corleone a little bit. Also Cesare's "OWW NOWW"
Gioffre's deadpan expression throughout this is wonderful. Excellent young actor.😀
“I’d kill a man who dared to like invade my personal space” corona virus got me like...
Lol, I was thinking that!!
WAT TE
guys remember Wat Tyler in horrible histories?!
Mood lmaoo
@@zareenchoudhury9732 What is the name of our leader?
"i'll kill you if you cross me, I might kill you anyway!" Best line in the song
I've finally figured the boy doing nothing out. He was basically getting stamped on by the rest of his family, his father questioning the fact that Gioffre was his son, also blaming him for Giovanni's murder when Cesare was the logical answer. Oh, and appearantly his wife you see here had affairs with his 2 brothers instead of spending time with him.
Can you blame her? It's Ben and Mat!
Not his wife it was his daughter
I feel bad for Gioffre :(
@@Midknightsun79 it was his wife, Sancha, who was 4 years older than him. He didn’t have children until his second marriage, and it’s well known his first marriage was a political one
Mate im so late but thats messed up-
"Yeah I'm the model for Machiavelli's Prince" It's a story of an Itallian prince. It's most famous line is "A leader should be both loved and feared" Love how HH do put those little gems in lol
when gioffre was married he looked at rodrigo like "what do you mean im married!?!"
It's more like, "You're kidding, could this family be more corruptive."
I just adore the way Jim sings "They were, in short, and I became the Pope." Like he's thinking he can't believe they actually fell for that.
The poor kid was probably just as confused in real life
"why am I getting married?"
"for the money and power son"
"Oh... okay..." *twiddles his thumbs*
XD
In the Borgia series, they show the kid drinking a glass of milk before his bride entered the bedroom ... really made me feel sad for the kid!
@@Haneen-AlAwadi to be fair, the show dramatized that bit to keep viewers attention. Sancha and Gioffre never had children and likely never slept together, they didn’t even share a bedroom. She did, however, sleep with both of his older brothers in an attempt to have an heir by one of them
@@maddiowens3549 they showed that too!
Ha ha that’s true.😂😂😂😂😂😟
Ben just had to stand there and look pretty. He succeeded.
Ben?
@@Danb-z3v Ben (the actor's name) is Giovanni who stands in the middle. The only one (besides the kid) who didn't get a solo singing line in this song haha
Fun Fact: While Rodrigo Borgia (aka Pope Alexander VI) was well known for his reign of decadence and debauchery, he did had some positive qualities. In a time period of notorious antisemitism, he was quite tolerant of Jewish people, and apparently felt remorse for his sins near the end of his life, with him being in tears during his final confession.
"and apparently felt remorse for his sins near the end of his life, with him being in tears during his final confession."
"Fear of burning in Hell" and "remorse" aren't really the same thing.
Yep...and Giovanni's grandson Francisco turned out all right, he even became the head of the Jesuits and a Saint.
Apparently in a lot of ways as a person he was no worse than many of the other officials and bishops it was just because he was Pope that it was more well noticed.
The best Borgia Pope was still Calixtus III, Alexander’s uncle. Calixtus (Alfonso de Borja) was known to be very holy.
@@CorvusBelli01 I suppose fear makes you feel remorse and well I can’t see him not feeling remorseful and god would forgive him if he asked and he was sorry
That "oh no." from Matthew is priceless.
Mathew*
Cesare's face when Rodrigo dies is golden
It's a satisfying moment.
"As long as dads' alive there's not a SINGLE chance I'll fall"
-Dad dies-
"Aw no."
OH GOD MY SIDES!
Best part in my opinion
I love how they shine the light on her eyes like they did in the Addams Family :)
Good eye!
I don't know why Ben doesn't have any solo lines in this one, but his facial expressions are still amazing!
They're repetitive. Giovanni died before Alexander, so when Cesare says that he might kill him, he could be out of the picture.
@@fadikhoory5350 Hm, that makes sense. Could be!
Lucrezia, Giovanni,
Gioffre and Cesare
Italian barmy army,
The Borgia Family
Our daddy was Rodrigo
I had a monstrous ego
Where he makes trouble we go
The Borgia Family
Our tale begins Renaissance Spain,
It's leaders were a shower
So I run out of patience
So began in my quest for power
I splashed my cash to all the papal cardinals in hope
That they'd be bought,
They were in short
And I became the Pope
More power than I oughta
Blood's thicker than water
Appoint my sons and daughter
To run a dynasty
With daddy as the Pope I could do as I pleased was ace,
I'd kill a man who dared
Like invade my personal space
I found a husband for Lucrezia
Rich Giovanni Sforza, do you love him?
Yes of course but love is power and money more so
Now married to the Sforza's
This opens up new doorsas
They world bows down before us
The Borgia/Sforza family
Yes, and while we're at it we will marry son Gioffre
Aged twelve but so what soon will be
The Borgia/Sforza and the Naples family
When the Sforza family
Eventually bores ya
With just annul the marriage
If he refuses to divorce ya
Don't I get a say?
Don't fret, for you another man I'll get
Alfonzo of Aragon
I like him this could go on and on!
You like him I've gone off him
His pretty face makes me wince
You killed him!
Yeah I'm the model for
Machiavelli's Prince
Giovanni run the army but Cesare said
No way! I'll kill you if you cross me
I might kill you anyway
I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all
As long as dad's alive
There's not a single chance I'll fall
Huh aaaaah!
Awww nooo
We suddenly lost status
It seemes the whole world hate us
They excommunicate us
The Borgia Family
R.I.P.
Husky SO GOOD SMILE DOG
You got some parts wrong but it’s fine
No body is perfect
Lame (Gioffre)
Fame (Cesare)
The Dame (Lucrezia)
Thank you! 💖
When the kid’s face when he realised that he was getting married was gold
Gioffre looks like he's thinking, "please tell me this isn't my real family"
Also, Cesare's "aw no" killed me 😂
this song is the catchiest song ever.
This actually gets stuck in my head more than the actually Addams Family theme
12 year old me accidentally spoiling "the Borgias" for myself 10 years later.
Major props to the costume/makeup people on this one. You would never know that all four adult performers here are more or less the same age IRL.
Gioffre in life was never interested in politics like other members of his family.....So him being quiet is really accurate
Just noticed how they lit Lucrezias eyes just like in the Addams Family movies, love it!!
Gioffres face all the way through is perf XD
This song lives rent free in my head.
I CANNOT get this out of my head!
Lame (Gioffre)
Fame (Cesare)
The Dame (Lucrezia)
The funny part...the Boy was just looking around.......and then the family is just ruined and all....and he had nothing to do with it XDDD
This is one of my absolute favorite HH songs, I always find myself singing 'Lucrezia, Giovanni, Gioffre and Cesare...'.
I love how Gioffre is just sat there thinking " why am i here...?"
This song and "Born To Rule" are my favorite songs from this song!
THE KID WAS SITTING THERE LIKE "FUCK MY LIFE"
I am somehow reminded of the Lannisters.
of course , George Martin was probably inspired by them.
@@thesalanian Mario Puzo too I'd wager.
thesalanian no, he was mostly inspired by the Lancasters, on the war of the roses
Harriet Antrobus ...no
I love how "The Pope" got progressively older throughout the music video! Lol
1:42 Mat is too good at playing psychotic people, look at his FACE
Geoffre is just looking around meanwhile everyone is singing, this kid looks confused and is just looking around because the set is so cool and amazing
1:03 The Sforzas-Doorzas pun was superb
they told ben to just stand there and look pretty n i’m here for it tbh
I love how gioffre looks bored the whole time just looking around and he looks like he didn’t want to be there and uninvolved.
I guess you could call Rodrigo... The God Father.
YEAHHHHHHH! 😎
Alex-Zander Browne Well, the Borgia were the influence of The God Father by Mario Puzo. ;)
Jakegothicsnake Interesting..Didnt know that.
Jakegothicsnake That seems odd since the Church wasn’t in bed with the mob until much later...
@Alex-Zander Browne th-cam.com/video/1Rn0EC5Iuf4/w-d-xo.html LOL the Marlon Brando impression
But he only became a Cardinal because his uncle, Alfonso, was Pope Callistus III.
I like how at 0:46 , Gioffre shakes his head when the rest of his siblings sing
I freaking love Cesare.
And Lucrezia. Their histories are so awesome xD
and they loved eachother too
@@comradesam02Yh in more ways than one…
The "aww no" always had me lmao
I find this one especially amusing since I remember my mom reading a book about the Borgias when I was young.
:)
Gioffre just sitting there confused
I love this song, using the catchy tune of The Adams family to create this song and learn history love it
ben martha and MAT are all so attractive in this scene and for what
It is so odd that I am actually a descendant of this family. When I first heard they were doing a show on Showtime about The Borgias, I was very curious because I really never did a whole lot of research on my ancestor's. After watching the show though...well, lets just say my mother's side of the family and how nuts everyone is. It all makes sense now. Something tells me if I went to Rome with my family tree showing my relation to this family, I'd probably be put to death...lol.
Roman here. They probably would
More likely you’ll be marked by Assassins as a target
I love how the kid just sits there like a black sheep 😂
Ben's face at 1:50! I love how Jim says 'pope'! Gioffre is thinking 'where's the exit ? As soon as this is done i'm off !
i love the attention to details in this!! especially the marlon brando godfather vibes of the dad, i watched this so many times before i noticed it
also i never have the addams family song in my head, only ever the borgia family
Do you love him?
Yes of course, but love is power and money more so
:o
I never understood what that meant can u tell me XD
It's one way families would move up the social ladder. In those days marriage was less about love and more about marrying someone with more wealth/status
@@Ink.454 she doest care if he dies cuz shell have his money
Haha, Cesare has the best lines. And the funniest facial expressions. He's the main reason I like this song.
Lucrezia died in childbirth in 1519 at age 39, not from old age. Cesare was killed at age 31 in battle at the Siege of Viana in 1507. Juan's (Giovanni's) body was fished out of the river in 1497, and it was believed that Cesare had him murdered. Gioffre died in 1522, but no cause has been discovered.
Meanwhile Ezio is somewhere above in the rafters or something not taking his chance to kill them all because he's too much of a gentleman to inturrupt a good song
Yeah the Borgia family was one messed up family. While learning about them I had so many WTF moments that I made a game to find normal things they did.
TH-cam only allows me to "like" this once! How unfair!
I know I would love to like this as many times I watched this
I heard that anyone in religious structure, including a beggar priest, can be candidate for pope. The cardinal as pope was a recent reform.
That's nothing. Back then even laymen can be pope or vote for pope.
Theoretically, any Catholic man can be nominated as pope. In practice, the College of Cardinals doesn't look at anyone outside their group.
@@caiuswickersham yep...as a Catholic guy, I could be elected Pope, but it's much simpler to choose among the Cardinals.
Urban VII was the last non-Cardinal to become Pope...and we all know how that turned out.
Aye, there were a bunch of incidents in which people who weren't cardinals became pope.
My immediate thought goes to that one random ass monk that wrote a mean letter to the cardinals because they were taking too long (Multiple years) to elect a pope and so they elected him pope.
Had no fucking idea what he was doing because the pope was legitimately the head of state and had to do king-things (which is why Borgia wanted it) and so he quit shortly after.
I would love to watch a series with this family
Watch borgia on Netflix not the jeramy irons version that one is terrible!
ok but 1:36 is brilliant, coz mat's... i mean... cesare's already looking from lucrezia's new hubby, looks up at papa borgia, looks back.. hm... ."i don't like him"
like he was already doing all the acting while there was no attention on him. i didn't notice it until now coz my attention was on the other two lol
(ok and ben too,. ... Giovanne's response to Cesare for that whole part is just.. perfect)
Oh, and i love the way Gioffre just sits there in a bored way the whole way through...
The memory lane, I keep forgetting how much I love Horrible Histories….😃😃😃😃
Only Horrible Histories could make a spoof of 'Addams Family' sound so cool: one of the best songs of the series so far. Matt and Ben do look cool in this video.
Dad: Giovanni, uz getting married!
Giovanni: "confused about the world" why dad?
Dad: it's for money and power, son.
Giovanni: oh "twiddles his fingers"
Geoffre*
When I first saw this, I had to replay it again and again!!! :)
XD i love the accent matt puts on =3
the lady looks so pretty in this
2:01 *Awe Nawe.*
Also press the time repeatedly to laugh.
If you Don't laugh at this,you stink.
I wonder what happened to the actor playing Gioffre... I also love how Giovanni is just reacting to Cesare's antics like "Yes, I've seen it before..."
assassins creed will never be the same after watching this video
Assassins Creed: Brotherhood be like
i love how the actor who plays the little boy, just looks bored and confused the entire time
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Actors
Geoffre:Unknown
Rodrigo (Pope Alexander V):Jim Howick
Giovanni:Ben Wilbond
Lucrezia (Martha Howe-Douglas)
Ceasare: Mathew Baynton
Gioffery looks like he doesn't know what is going on
It's a she
@@Gypsyjunkee420 What
Poor Ben; hardly getting a solo in this song, but his face at 1:53 is funny;
'I'll kill you if you cross me; I might kill you anyway.'
Matt's gesture afterwards always makes me laugh
You all sing so awesome I watch you every day
I've gotta say, Matt (Cesare) looks awfully hot in this role. 🔥🔥
same here🥵
I like it, but oh god, their pronunciations of their names...*shivers* (I'm Italian)
Same I'm a bit Italian
When you say ‘shivers’ do you mean the pronunciation is either good or bad?
They did say their tale began in spain. I think it makes it better I think, idk im British. Also im guessing that the Italian language was a bit different back then
@@hamchurger4566 yeah, that doesn't make it much better 😅
Spanish and Italian have similar but still distinct pronuncians of the same words. Because they both are latin-rooted languages but are different enough to be seperate.
@@JustAnotherPerson4U but it did make it a little better?
My point still stands WOOOOO
Brilliant brilliant song. The acting in it is hilarious, particularly Jim Howick (who looks disturbingly like the most famous portrait of Rodrigo Borgia) with his Marlon Brando inspired pope, but Mat Baynton gets a good few in himself- just watch his face when Alfonso shows up on the scene or the glassy eyed way (where only his lower jaw moves like a ventriloquist's dummy) when he says 'Oh no'. It's just sublimely silly
G R R Martin has said that the Lannisters are mostly based on the Lancasters from England's War of the Roses of 1455-1485, with the Starks being based on the Yorks from the same conflict
I'm obsessed with the way Mat says "aw no"
Edit: Spelling
Mat*
I love how Jim says "Pope", I think he did that to make us HH fans laugh.
I love the way he says uh oh
Everytime i play AC brotherhood i hum this song. The borgia are in it.
I noticed too, it was the lighting on Lucrezia's face that made me get it..
Help, this song is stuck in my head, now i cant sleep.
“Yes and while we’re at it we will marry son gioffre”
Oi you don’t get to decide who gioffre marries.
"The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there." -- L. P. Hartley
AND that Martha cut the head off the flower. Great nod to the opening sequence lol xD
This really is one their best - shame Giovanni didn't get any lines , but congrats to all involved
Gioffre is like, lol I don't know wtf I'm doing.
They never blink
actually they do once or twice if you look carefully at them.
Only Cesare doesn't blink