Simon is the definitive of non bias reporting. He never gets too emotional or offended. He asks questions and allows the guest to talk without trying to sway the conversation in a certain direction.
General-How old are you? Simon-👀🤔 General-Im asking you! How old are you? Simon-Im in my 40s General-How old were you when we started? Simon-I was under 10 👀🤔 General-tell them! How old were you? Look at them. Simon-👀🤔 Simon-I was under 10 lol That exchange was gold 😂😂😂😂
He seems to be acting dumb so he can touch any theme with some kind of innocence, the other guy stumble all the time but can't really accuse him of anything, is like a fucking skit true, I really want him to be the smart person in the room and not just an unintentionally funny interviewer lol
@@emanuellopez8578 he could be dumbing it down for regular Ugandans. It's an undeveloped country. Uganda also consumes the most alcohol out of all the African countries.
@@emanuellopez8578 Yeah he's always like that in every interviews 😂 but I think that's just his method. He's a good interviewer and he knows exactly what he's doing.
Simon: 2021 is around the corner. Are you campaigning for president Museveni? General: Sure Simon: I thought you are weak 🤣🤣 General: No, I am going to use my machine. Didn't you see those tractors? Those are the campaign machines now! This line, imagine a tractor on campaign grounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
General: ok population we made this population we made you, how old are you,Simon 👁️ 👁️ at him yelled I am asking you how old are you 😂 Simon: I’m in my 40s General: how old were you when we came in? Simon: I was ahh : General tell em: Simon: I was under 10 general: yelled tell ‘em look at them Simon: yes I was under 10 😂 when you came in. This guy 😂 Simon
1:27 "You're retired but you seem to be causing a lot of chaos"
Another great line from Simon 😂
Simon only delivers gr8 lines
Kaggwa is the epitome of greatness.
That floored me 😂😂
oh man 😂😂😂😂
0:51 “I feel concerned you are sitting near me “ great start to an interview
Guest : “I feel a bit concerned”
.....
Simon : “Doesn’t dat mek yo gae ?”
He is was scared to be acused of being gae
Its very funny because it is coming frm a general
Even general afraid of why are you gae
I love this interviewer. Please, more of him.
he is hillarious! am sure this video will be edited my the meme world lol
*Interviewa
Thank you for coming in.
@simonkaggwanjala where can we get more material?love from South Africa
Interviewer @@Javierasous
Simon is the definitive of non bias reporting. He never gets too emotional or offended. He asks questions and allows the guest to talk without trying to sway the conversation in a certain direction.
Thank you
@@simonkaggwanjala Simon also gae
@@akashgeorge5433 you need to attend Pasta's rehabilitation senta.
@@simonkaggwanjala you need to attend pasta male's sessions
Literally Ugandas Tucker Carlson🤣
who else was expecting Pasta to come in towards the end of the interview
General-How old are you?
Simon-👀🤔
General-Im asking you! How old are you?
Simon-Im in my 40s
General-How old were you when we started?
Simon-I was under 10 👀🤔
General-tell them! How old were you? Look at them.
Simon-👀🤔
Simon-I was under 10 lol
That exchange was gold 😂😂😂😂
Interviewer: How are you?
General: Who said I'm gay?
He is geh.
Interviewa*
Gae*
*Simon Kawgga is a pro at answering a question with another question*
"so who is gea?"
15:42 'Who is it?' 😂
@@tyersalladam4735 it is Onzima.
Simon Kagwa Njalla
Very true! I’ve noticed that pattern 😂
Simon: "Are you campaigning for President Museveni?"
General: "Sure"
Simon: "I thought you're weak"
- Why are you a general?
- Who's a general?
- You're a general.
Master Roshi in real life!
Half of general’s answers are a mystery
What do you mean? He said AmerikKka is evil and that is no mystery
The general is drunk af😂
Confusion of da highest "orda"
- you stay a numba.
_- you are a numba._
- i am a numba.
7:26 .
I must visit Uganda. People are great and speak their mind, none of the two faced smooth talking bs in the west.
It's great! IAnd if you are gay you can stay FOREVER in Uganda!
Chilliest general ever
This man broke the internet. Legend. lol
Bru is this interviewer serious? 😂. I swear this has to be some adult swim troll interviewer 😂
He seems to be acting dumb so he can touch any theme with some kind of innocence, the other guy stumble all the time but can't really accuse him of anything, is like a fucking skit true, I really want him to be the smart person in the room and not just an unintentionally funny interviewer lol
Don't criticise my job.
@@emanuellopez8578 he could be dumbing it down for regular Ugandans. It's an undeveloped country. Uganda also consumes the most alcohol out of all the African countries.
@@emanuellopez8578 Yeah he's always like that in every interviews 😂 but I think that's just his method. He's a good interviewer and he knows exactly what he's doing.
I agree. He seems pretty fair and informed but not afraid to ask the hard questions.
I was waiting for Pasta coming in with a cucumber and ask him "wye r u gae"
The reporter makes good eye contact!
He does sth more than an eye contact. It's more like a death stare
I miss papa pasta 😂😂
Where pasta sempa these days?
I was hoping he'd pop up as he tends to do in most interviews lol.
@@SONOFJUDAH0203 he has a youtube channel
Pepe Julian ONziema
Simon : Im the host you are the guest
Miriyan : let me talk while you be quite
Simon : ok..
3:43 Simon: do you belong to the school of thought that thinks the general should rule ETERNALLY?
Simon is not just a journalist he is a philosopher
That has to be the coolest 😎 general eva
“ General… why are you gray? “
So who is gray? 😂
@@paolorossi784 You. You are gray…. 😁
Black man having black sun glasses inside a house with a comedian intervewer.
General looks like uncle Ruckus.
Where is Pasta Sempa? 😂
Really
Has disorder of the hiiiighst orda
He's about to storm in dont worry😂
He is pro interviewer
“Before we proceed” You have chosen death already sitting in front of this guy!!
The Interviewer is actually great 👌🏾👌🏾. The General is still very loyal to Museveni clearly
I admire the Generals forthrightness, no B.S., tells it like it is.
if this is how their generals are, I am afraid Uganda is doomed
Facebook brought me here😂😂😂 Simon Kagwa Njala is a legend.
Nnete 😂😂
I'm not even interested in my country's politics as much as I am in Uganda's. Simon and Pasta have to do with it.
😂
Can't forget pepe
😂
This guy has MASSIVE hands
You are gae?
I just noticed that
Pepe Julian Onzima: *walks in*
General: "I see Pepe has stormed in....so I storm out."
😂A man who has chosen to retire with his dog? Did I hear that right?
I also heard that
I would love to have a conversation with Simon or be interviewed by him😂😂😂
The General looks like Djimon Hounsou with a white beard 😆
now he needs to interview the general and pasta at the same time
General looks like he wouldn't tolerate Pasta's lack of punctuality...
@@claregabriel1112 pasta was busy buying veggies at the grocery store 🤣🤣
Note that you never see General and Samuel L Jackson in the same place at the same time… A bit like Clarke Kent and Superman 😳
General:" and today you come out and start woo woo woo woo wooo against us??? 4:44
To feed fans and trolls he should have ask him "Why are u gae"?
When ‘why are u gae’ meets ‘why are you guys coming up with a lot of crap’?
this character looks so deep, we need a netflix series or something
"Look at them. Tell them"
" Yes I was under 10 when you came in"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can you pinpoint that part please?😂
@@younger8958 4:31
Is this general came out from an Hideo Kojima game?
He said he will go with him, this guy was wise,RIP general.
- Reading between the lines
- What lines?
"Your an idiot" " mocombe is an idiot?" 3:06
He said, "he's an idiot"
Simon is the best interviewer ever!!!
The intro is so good
General; Who is Tumokunde?
Simon; Who is Tumokunde?
General; He's a very smart guy & we do worry about him
Hilarious😂
Mmm hmm Olaba Olaba!
Dey say sodome we say human rights
We ask them to see anotha they say seksual minorites.. COOONFUSION OF DE HIGHAST ORDA ! ☝🏾👨🏾🦲
Uganda is in good hands.
Thank you for coming in. Why are you geh?
Who says I'm geh?
@@erj9081 you are geh
i wish Simon Kawgga meet Simon Cowell
My God, this guy is so funnny
12:00 What is funneh?
Damn he said they made him an honorary citizen of Leavenworth, KS. Respect! 🫡
He should have asked Pasta to participate in this conversation
I appreciate you uploading the full interviews. :)
Not sure how it's hilarious though, this one is just straight interesting.
4:19 general : How old are you?
Simon : ....
General: I'm asking you 😡 How old are you ? 😡
Simon : I'm in my 40's
Dead 😂😂😂
Not me waiting for Pasta Sempa to come in😂.
"You're retired but you seem to be causing alot of chaos"😂
This feels 1990zzz
Mr. Simon where are you? We need your reporting. You are a world treasure.
"What's wrong with this country.. especially you.. err the media."
Didn't knew there is a ungandan version of Morgan Freeman:D
Hands of the general are monsterious
right??? nobody talking about these big ahh hands
8:03 _cut da crap_ 🤣
What kind of general is that 🤣🤣
He was probs longest surviving in his regiment so they just made him general 😂😂😂
@@chefbezos. 🤣🤣🤣 certainly
@@chefbezos. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One whose high as a kite 99 percent of the time
A cool one 😎
Simon: 2021 is around the corner. Are you campaigning for president Museveni?
General: Sure
Simon: I thought you are weak 🤣🤣
General: No, I am going to use my machine. Didn't you see those tractors? Those are the campaign machines now!
This line, imagine a tractor on campaign grounds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
General NAM'BAH
Genro it's a stoic man 😂😂
he didnt even say anything and im already laughing
❤ Simon, Pasta, and General would make a great team. ❤
Simon should interview Trump
Who else heard that fart before the interview😂
Thank you :
You look good 😎😂
General was high up on crack 😂
Kaggwa, please launch your tour around the world.
He should be a stand up comedian 😂
5:59 WTH Pepe please come interrupt this interview
Village called NN kenneehhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
NKENNEEEEEEEHHH
" Are you from the school of thought that President Muk***** should rule ETERNALLY?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:00 “A lot of fuss about a general who has been loyal to President Mussolini…” 😳
*Museveni 😂
12:25 Woo! Woo! Woo! 😂
Lolololol
When you join the army you become a number
Simon is a meme hero he makes us laugh when we feel bad🥹Hope he will continue to be funny and a good journalist. 🥹🙏Godbless Sir
Do you think of Uganda after M7
This man is genuine and interesting while interviewing.
For God and my country 🇺🇬
4:23 "How old were you when we came in?" SUS
Where are you going?
First time I seen him scared in a interview 🤣🤣🤣
I can't understand the general. Too much mysteries in his answers
He is speaking metaphorically
De General of Uganda
Tgiswhole interview is a mystery 😂😂😂
General: ok population we made this population we made you, how old are you,Simon 👁️ 👁️ at him yelled I am asking you how old are you 😂
Simon: I’m in my 40s
General: how old were you when we came in?
Simon: I was ahh : General tell em: Simon: I was under 10 general: yelled tell ‘em look at them Simon: yes I was under 10 😂 when you came in. This guy 😂 Simon
Watching in 2024 from Somalia, your retired, am not retired, your gaeh 😂😂
absolute god. legend
general before you go , do you recognize some of these things : *AK-47*
And we got coronas
this man is impressive😂 !!