How to Make Stone Tools in a Survival Situation | Basic Instincts | WIRED

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  • If you're in the wilderness and have nothing, perhaps the most important thing you need is a sharp, durable edge. Humans are among the weakest species on the planet and tools are what help us compensate for that lack of strength. Dr. Bill Schindler, a professor of archeology and anthropology at Washington College, explains how to construct some primitive stone tools that could be useful in a survival situation.
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    www.drbillschindler.com
    www.washcoll.edu/esfl
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  • @greasysausage5133
    @greasysausage5133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8703

    This dude just roasted the human body like 20 times

    • @AkunoRonin
      @AkunoRonin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      He's not wrong

    • @dekuuchiha9990
      @dekuuchiha9990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Well he def has some neanderthal blood

    • @tbbenjy
      @tbbenjy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      yea but his ears make up for all that

    • @vivinh18
      @vivinh18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      rosting with real facts

    • @drago1428
      @drago1428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol our teeth arent weak :/

  • @Tetris521
    @Tetris521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Human: *hits rock*
    *WORLD DOMINATION UNLOCKED*

    • @Hashslingingslasher-
      @Hashslingingslasher- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Human: *hits rock*
      *[Everyone liked that]*

    • @thefricking5407
      @thefricking5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @earthterra8546
      @earthterra8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @archco8652
      @archco8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      530th like

    • @2good4u98
      @2good4u98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Britain in 1700’s you have taken the lead. Then Britain in 1800’s you have lost the lead

  • @turispaev
    @turispaev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "This is an entirely predictable process"
    *Camera pans to show fresh cuts on his hands*

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yes. As an electrician and hobby machinist, I too predict that you will get cut when you play with sharp things.
      Oh, I cook, too...

    • @dersven4122
      @dersven4122 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In the wilderness this is standard, everything will cut or bruise your skin in some way, until it gets hard enough

    • @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339
      @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And? It’s still predictable.

  • @mrmonsterhunter808
    @mrmonsterhunter808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    “Watch our this edge is razor sharp”
    *proceeds to shave stick towards self*

    • @friendlyneighborhoodcommie357
      @friendlyneighborhoodcommie357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He cut his finger it looks sharp he probably didn’t want to put to much pressure and cut his hand open he said it was razor sharp

    • @2862Gunny
      @2862Gunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An unhafted edge is easier to pull than push. Poor hand position for sure.

    • @itzybitzyspyder
      @itzybitzyspyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm a butcher of 25 years. I tell new employees not to cut towards themselves while doing it myself. I have the skill to do it and they don't.

    • @limedolemonjet863
      @limedolemonjet863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When you're experienced with blades and sharp rocks like this guy then that's less of a worry.

  • @arkiebarkie5656
    @arkiebarkie5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3103

    *Advancement Made: Stone age*

    • @jajomlat
      @jajomlat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hahahahahahhahaah, mc tutorial irl

    • @wideputin6954
      @wideputin6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This comment is way to underrated

    • @edgyeggplant7426
      @edgyeggplant7426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Achivement unlock: *Open inventory*

    • @arkiebarkie5656
      @arkiebarkie5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @PIXELHUB16 Ark? it's a Minecraft reference

    • @mightypurplelicious1625
      @mightypurplelicious1625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *ha*

  • @noahjones9833
    @noahjones9833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2932

    "And right there, in less than a second, i have created a tool to overcome alllll of my physical limitations" *begins flying*

  • @puggopotato5906
    @puggopotato5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "We need tools to survive"
    7 year old me breaking two stuck to each other Lego's with my nail: Pathetic

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang you have strong nails it would just tear or hurt mine

    • @effectivefox2844
      @effectivefox2844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ive done this before we are gods compared to you mortals

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      deadass the only animal on the planet that could manage that. Bravo

    • @alexisautotte7159
      @alexisautotte7159 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahahaha good one😂

  • @williamjver
    @williamjver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    This is actual a tutorial.
    I learned something today.

    • @aidens.ramirez3501
      @aidens.ramirez3501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/PZvqsyS-mRg/w-d-xo.html here some grammar lessons as well, you'll learn how to speak perfectly!

    • @kucskabolka735
      @kucskabolka735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aidens.ramirez3501 I don't think that English is their first language

    • @jujularue7611
      @jujularue7611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kucskabolka735 why ? is it a requirement to watch those videos?

    • @kucskabolka735
      @kucskabolka735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jujularue7611 No, why would it be?

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kucskabolka735 English is also not my first language, but i put in energy to learn it.

  • @zakkapradana7180
    @zakkapradana7180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3418

    I think this guy is way too overqualified to bangs rocks together in the woods for internet entertainment

    • @GodLeftAllOfUs
      @GodLeftAllOfUs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's rich, he can do anything

    • @GrimReapuh
      @GrimReapuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@GodLeftAllOfUs why is that your username? it interests my being here...

    • @yankeedoodle9443
      @yankeedoodle9443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah way overqualified clearly with all that blood leaking out of his hands. 😂

    • @EggKingBingChilling
      @EggKingBingChilling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You deserve 600 likes here you go

    • @zakkapradana7180
      @zakkapradana7180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EggKingBingChilling thank you hamsterfan

  • @woepdiecat
    @woepdiecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4757

    ''obsidian is used to make stone tools''
    minecraft players: **confused screaming**

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Also minecraft players: *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*

    • @woepdiecat
      @woepdiecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @caesar muhammad thats very true. very sad also for minecraft

    • @ayrtonpavot3096
      @ayrtonpavot3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @caesar muhammad No, there's netherite.

    • @adorablecactus4
      @adorablecactus4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @caesar muhammad its a new thing in the nether update thats coming out

    • @someonerandom7398
      @someonerandom7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @caesar muhammad you been living above the bedrock?

  • @laugenyegaard6194
    @laugenyegaard6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    “Obsidian is ideal for tools”
    Minecraft players: impossible

    • @flatcap957
      @flatcap957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Uhmm well obsidian is very hard to shatter and it is hard to find one to be perfect but it is razor sharp and strong so it’s actually ideal and unideal at the same time

    • @akbar6k
      @akbar6k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@flatcap957 the joke is there are no obsidian tools in minecraft.

    • @flatcap957
      @flatcap957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes I know

    • @flatcap957
      @flatcap957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R/whoosh

    • @akbar6k
      @akbar6k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@flatcap957 wtf u on

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    me: ha ha dumb caveman with the brain the size of my fist!
    caveman: you need a homogeneous, brittle, elastic, isotropic stone such as flint, quartzite, or obsidian to make a hertzian cone
    me: ...

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Early humans were smarter than we give them credit for. They knew how to locate high quality stone and make tools with them that would take 50-70 steps at times. That takes real forward and abstract thinking to do.

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reecetaylor2626 I agree that it's impressive but I think it actually requires no abstract thinking.
      Find stone
      Hit other stone
      See how well stone hit
      Look where you found stone
      Find more good stone
      It's amazing how far you can get if you just do stuff and experiment a lot.

  • @mairokindasus8807
    @mairokindasus8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    When you’re trying to explain Minecraft to your parents:

    • @scorcher46
      @scorcher46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      RaresGhe true

    • @SixNineFourTwenty
      @SixNineFourTwenty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@saltytea7685 thats why its the most sold game?

    • @jakejbo7896
      @jakejbo7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Salty Tea I would like to know your location

    • @SixNineFourTwenty
      @SixNineFourTwenty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@saltytea7685 Facts dont care about your feelings.

    • @grem2017
      @grem2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Salty Tea I do

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    "Humans are one of the weakest species on the planet"
    This is why you need to do 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats and a 10km run everyday for 3 years without using air conditioning until you're bald.

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ah yes become Saitama.

    • @hell7794
      @hell7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And beat a massive crab with a neck tie

    • @agness1390
      @agness1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      6TH TIME I'VE SEEN YOU TODAY

    • @cubeoi
      @cubeoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you are the new justin y

    • @julio4206
      @julio4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol Saitama

  • @offgridgecko
    @offgridgecko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I have to admit, I was expecting a bunch of BS, but you did a pretty good job of covering this topic concisely and fairly completely. l would have watched longer. People think stone tools are useless, and most archeologists I've seen even downplay how effective they can be. You are the first one I've seen mention splitting wood, which is one essential component of fire-making kits. Well done, WIRED, well done.

    • @thepcfd
      @thepcfd ปีที่แล้ว

      so do you have any idea how to make axe ?

    • @ousqa
      @ousqa ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thepcfd he showed how in the video lol

    • @mitchthegamingidiot3516
      @mitchthegamingidiot3516 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Depends on the type of axe. Celts(pronounced selt instead of Kelt) were typically ground down via taking a piece of stone and grinding it against another, larger rock, though knapped celts weren't unheard of. Hand axes were typically knapped, though.@@thepcfd

    • @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube
      @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As a minecrafter, stone tools are NOT useless.

    • @shaeisgae8952
      @shaeisgae8952 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Stefan Milo has a lot of great videos about early tools, if you're interested in learning more check him out

  • @garythesnail8863
    @garythesnail8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    This guy’s playing Minecraft with a realistic texture pack

    • @ariefhaiqal5637
      @ariefhaiqal5637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How do I download this 10GB texture pack?

    • @ariefhaiqal5637
      @ariefhaiqal5637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cursed PG3D sorry man i was dumb at calculating this texture pack

    • @saddamslittlepet420
      @saddamslittlepet420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@garythesnail8863 no its 371 Yetabytes

    • @itznoliama1915
      @itznoliama1915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saddamslittlepet420 No it is 1 pentabyte

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y E S

  • @YGOrochi
    @YGOrochi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    Dude just straight up cut himself in like... 5 places after hitting that rock once...

    • @luckygnome2746
      @luckygnome2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Orochi Samurai he didnt even mention how he cut himself with only a demonstration

    • @nickb.829
      @nickb.829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LOL i didnt even notice the blood 😂

    • @skysoldier1733
      @skysoldier1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saw that. Ouch 🤕

    • @hachi5408
      @hachi5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Ramir Duria Right

    • @fkdjvshdjdjsjakqlqoawosaaa7747
      @fkdjvshdjdjsjakqlqoawosaaa7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ramir Duria yep

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    Humans: Are weak*
    Animals: “So we can defeat them?”
    Human: “Well yes but actually no”

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      You can defeat a human with nothing but himself, but you can’t defeat what he’s created
      > points to panzerhund and machinepistole

    • @qirat.652
      @qirat.652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@istoleurfaceha3527 WunderWaffen!

    • @someboi425
      @someboi425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If the human has a gun, or a gun with a strong bullet.

    • @tylerweir
      @tylerweir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We can even defeat animals without harming it at all. We are so advanced that we can diffuse situations and calm things down not only with each other, but even with other species.

    • @bamboocarver
      @bamboocarver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am I supposed to laugh that joke makes no sense

  • @Aarminmusic
    @Aarminmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    6:35 Dude cut up his hand pretty hard doing this

    • @Tetris_Effect
      @Tetris_Effect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty hard? There was a speck of blood.

    • @shashwatsharma4420
      @shashwatsharma4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty hard for me

    • @Vidis88
      @Vidis88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2021 a small skin cut = deep flesh wound

    • @simonphoenix3789
      @simonphoenix3789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      when I used to make arrowheads out of obsidian, my left hand was a patchwork of razor thin cuts. they barely hurt though because of how sharp the obsidian was. But it made working on the stone very difficult as my hands and the stone would get slippery with all the blood. A week later, the cuts vanish without a trace.

    • @WizardosBoz
      @WizardosBoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tiny cut that heals in 2 days...

  • @xxjoebamaxx7782
    @xxjoebamaxx7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    People really underestimate well, people. Some hiker killed a cougar with his bare hands when it was attacking him as he was hiking.

    • @lucheng1945
      @lucheng1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The thing is, people don't usually do that. The hiker was probably one of theose people who experienced hysterical strength. (Other examples include parents lifting cars to save children, etc) The sudden burst of adrenaline in response to life-or-death situations can give people super strength or endurance. However, these cases are the Exception. Normal, calm, everyday people cannot lift vehicles or fight wild animals like that, which is why is is not counted among our abilities :)

    • @xxjoebamaxx7782
      @xxjoebamaxx7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lucheng1945 true

    • @lordorochimaru9431
      @lordorochimaru9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucheng1945 still shows if you exercise and lift then it could be possible

    • @extremeencounter7458
      @extremeencounter7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lucheng1945 it was an adolescent, most male adults have the strength to overcome one

  • @Astr97
    @Astr97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Me: Why would I want to do this?
    My Brain: Why wouldn't I want to do this?

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Typical survivor: whatever the streets & random abandoned building offers
      Bill: 2 rocks & a stick

    • @RezidueWithaZ
      @RezidueWithaZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Daren Wang well I doubt a rock hatchet wouldn't help against a machete or gun, but yeah

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Daren Wang "guerrilla warfare"
      I see where you're going with that.

  • @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr
    @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    This is basically getting Minecraft’s “Stone Age” award but in real life

    • @kracky
      @kracky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine he drops a tutorial for free the end

    • @Mr_Green2178
      @Mr_Green2178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Minecraft in real life

    • @niccomanncanada1045
      @niccomanncanada1045 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oops i didnt see this coment i accidently posted a coment kinda like this

    • @Z-YAN-MZNI
      @Z-YAN-MZNI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm your 999 like....

  • @Mimori97
    @Mimori97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Me: Pfft as if I would ever go out in the wilderness for no apparent reason just to get lost without any phone service.
    Also me: *Watches the video anyway*

  • @typeohero3519
    @typeohero3519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is why i love artifact hunting, Being the first to hold them for the first time since the last person to use it in hundreds or thousands of years. Every single artifact is unique, all the different types over the years is really an art form. If only each artifact could tell you its story!

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

    He forgot to mentioned that you’ll need a wooden pickaxe to get the stones.

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And an axe to get sticks

    • @stomper739
      @stomper739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He probably plays rl craft

    • @sugoi9680
      @sugoi9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And that you need to punch trees to get the wood

    • @informedquasar7696
      @informedquasar7696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats why it was hard to get stone

    • @Podgorski37
      @Podgorski37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stomper739 imagine lmao

  • @SergenGamesTV
    @SergenGamesTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Me: "Enough YT-Videos for today, its time to go sleep."
    *How to make Stone Tools in a Survival Situation*
    My brain: "You never know..."

    • @jdavalos5477
      @jdavalos5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @thetaticalpeng5553
      @thetaticalpeng5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was about to go on Kerbal Space Program till I found this

    • @28percent4
      @28percent4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: watches pointless videos
      Me when im tired: videos like this
      My brain: whaf if

    • @user-jg3vd1th9x
      @user-jg3vd1th9x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just read this comment at 12:28 am

    • @PringlesL0vr
      @PringlesL0vr 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Literally me

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Welcome back to another episode of:
    *My recommendations during quarantine*

  • @pedrosabino8751
    @pedrosabino8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "You can do stone tools with obsidian"
    Me: wait, where do you find diamond?

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    “Use obsidian for stone tools”
    Minecraft Players: impossible

  • @br2147
    @br2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Guy: *goes off camera*
    Also guy: *goes back to survival mode*

    • @superik408
      @superik408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also guy: Ok guys, i did a bit of mining off-screen

    • @dittotech3878
      @dittotech3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super Erik Dead 💀🤣

    • @UwUEmmittationUwU
      @UwUEmmittationUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The rest of the world: *has starved to death*

  • @tDANKEY
    @tDANKEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    haven't read the comments but for every minecraft 'joke' i see im breaking a finger

    • @killerbc8785
      @killerbc8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Cant type a reply now can you?

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol no you won’t xD

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No replying for you :)

    • @clipsyoudontwatch
      @clipsyoudontwatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You aren’t replying because you can’t cause all your fingers are broken

    • @parkerasel8129
      @parkerasel8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But Steve doesn’t have fingers

  • @patrickbrand1319
    @patrickbrand1319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Working in archaeology has taught me so much. Thanks for showing me a little more

  • @Integral_RoA
    @Integral_RoA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11696

    This is fake. He clearly doesn't even have a crafting table.

    • @H.P778
      @H.P778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Comedy

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

      He does. It’s just in his inventory.

    • @JusstDexx
      @JusstDexx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Hazel Macaraig he’s in creative mode but we don’t notice it

    • @saru6190
      @saru6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      welcome

    • @MoarCrow
      @MoarCrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Im just waiting for that person to come in and take this comment seiously (and get wooshed)

  • @joelpearce1372
    @joelpearce1372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Imagine being stopped by the police while driving
    Police: any weapon in the car?
    Experimental archaeologist: *A Stone Aged Axe*

  • @deviouscat1237
    @deviouscat1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’m watching this half an hour after I cried myself to bed, with a top hat on.

    • @legacy9737
      @legacy9737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You homeless?

  • @paulbertrand8935
    @paulbertrand8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just watched the fire making video too. This guy could not be better at explaining concepts - great stuff!

  • @notastrangeperson2298
    @notastrangeperson2298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    I think “experimental archaeologist” is the coolest title a person can have

    • @mattiefee
      @mattiefee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Master Experimental Archeologist...

    • @danman6716
      @danman6716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How about... chicken nugget scientist?

    • @crusadrian5010
      @crusadrian5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Anime Historian

    • @oy3930
      @oy3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Anime tiddies expert

    • @darthnihilus3932
      @darthnihilus3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol 2 comments in a row with 420 likes

  • @RaZune
    @RaZune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    This guy took Minecraft way too serious.

    • @luke4755
      @luke4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he's trying to teach you something

    • @SecretMarsupial
      @SecretMarsupial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too*

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Keroyツ he couldn’t afford VR so he thought this was a good alternative

    • @FirestoneAnimation
      @FirestoneAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was the first player

    • @alphariusfuze8089
      @alphariusfuze8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wot

  • @jonathanjoestar4589
    @jonathanjoestar4589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    BRO THESE SHADERS AND HIS SKIN ARE FIRE LIKE IT LOOKS SO REAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @DarkArachnid666
    @DarkArachnid666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:50 The way he was talking about that simple tool reminded me of those late night infomercials that try to sell you knives.

  • @zelexdabeast4577
    @zelexdabeast4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Thx my friends in Minecraft killed me with stone tools and I used this method to kill them irl really helps a lot 10/10 recommend 👍🏼😃

    • @alessiolimoli
      @alessiolimoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok……………

    • @rolliannjeffdeguzman2264
      @rolliannjeffdeguzman2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      k i guess

    • @rachelpearson927
      @rachelpearson927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Minecraft joined the chat.....real life joined the chat ...... pain joined the chat Minecraft left the chat

    • @Kroniks
      @Kroniks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *_oh no_*

    • @edgyeggplant7426
      @edgyeggplant7426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ZeLeXDaBeast same

  • @Mudman_mudgrass_mudleaf
    @Mudman_mudgrass_mudleaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    “Yeah, I’m gonna get some sleep tonight.”
    Me at 3 AM: *watches a video explaining how to become an ooga booga*

    • @jakobthe
      @jakobthe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like yay... im up a three too and fr tired

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who knows? With how the -pandemic- apocalypse is going I recon I'm gonna need it in a few years. Fallout in real life baby!

    • @WAAAZZSSSAAAAAAbbbbb
      @WAAAZZSSSAAAAAAbbbbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Accurate

    • @marshmallowcoolboy5308
      @marshmallowcoolboy5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deidara_8598 bears with large TES- tentacles grabbing them and bringing them to mouth and shink shink sharp teeth go deep in IT WENT deep that wat she said

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marshmallowcoolboy5308 I have no idea what you're on about but I'm gonna give you a thumbs up anyways

  • @cervixcrusader85
    @cervixcrusader85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My knees started hurting just seeing him stay in that squat for so long...

  • @FoodNerds
    @FoodNerds ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you professor. I remember in sixth grade. Our class learned how to do these things, but I’d forgotten. Then I told my mom that these are the things that I should learn in girls scouting not just selling cookies. Well, she told my scout leader, and then in camp we learned how to make a fire with the bow method. And we learn how to make an arrowhead.

  • @jonathan87689
    @jonathan87689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    0:11 when your trying to impress the interviewer to get the job lol

  • @noahszwak5287
    @noahszwak5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I can strategically attack this rock" amazing statement.

  • @idebushcraftsobrevivencia
    @idebushcraftsobrevivencia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Parabéns meu amigo excelente matéria sobre a utilização das rochas por nossos antepassados.

  • @Hermit_of_the_Holler
    @Hermit_of_the_Holler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic introduction...summarized the why this was important in a few sentences.
    Subscribed

  • @Aria-rb5ie
    @Aria-rb5ie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    *Minecraft was released in 2009*
    Everyone in 2008:

    • @bekoshka3678
      @bekoshka3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PeOpLe Didn't KnOw AboUt MinEcRafT iN 2008!
      UgH KidS ArE sO stUpId NoWaDAyS 😠😠😠😡😠😠😠😵😠😠😡😑😡😡😑

    • @tinfoil7463
      @tinfoil7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Жизнь Школьника you are stupid you didn't understand it.
      It means people are surviving in 2008 then in 2009 they play minecraft.
      What a kiddo.

    • @dirrt5011
      @dirrt5011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Klein's Animations he’s doing the sarcastic text, he does know about it

    • @bekoshka3678
      @bekoshka3678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tinfoil7463 lol i got you

    • @ninezat
      @ninezat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tinfoil7463 hey do you know whats this thing called sarcasm? its this new thing on earth that half of the world uses

  • @lvintagenerd
    @lvintagenerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    04:27 MOJANG, YOU'VE HEARD THE MAN. DO IT!

  • @vorpalshortsword4504
    @vorpalshortsword4504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really appreciate you explaining the science and method here❤

  • @olinseats4003
    @olinseats4003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's also neat that when you get into the neolithic, you see less flaked stone tools and more ground ones. If it needs to be really sharp or can be disposable, it's more likely to knapped or flaked, (fine cutting tools, projectile points, etc) but tools that have to last, rely on structural strength, and don't need to be razor sharp (primarily axes, adzes, etc) were often ground into shape. It was far more time consuming that chipping it out, but gave a much sturdier piece of hardware.

  • @SomeGuy-lr7ms
    @SomeGuy-lr7ms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Monkey: heheh rock smash
    *Millions of years later*
    Human: Wouldn’t it be cool if we fight eachother?

  • @AnyMotoUSA
    @AnyMotoUSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Ive been flintknapping for years. Its useful, and impresses most people to the point they think you're some kind of wizard when you bust out the kit and make a knife real quick.

  • @floppinfish
    @floppinfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:46 never cut towards your body. I was just waiting for his hand to get cut.

    • @rebjr5844
      @rebjr5844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came here for this comment, thank you

    • @k.mankeiru8359
      @k.mankeiru8359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He cuts his hand, bleeds in arrowhead making part and doesnt even flinch

  • @lerkkweed
    @lerkkweed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Incredible! Thank you.

  • @original9218
    @original9218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Minecrafters: you can’t make stone tools without crafting tables!
    This guy: haha, smashing rock together go brrrrrrrrr

    • @Yeetboi-lf7yz
      @Yeetboi-lf7yz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fellow redditor?

    • @original9218
      @original9218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Yeetboi-lf7yz yup u/jumper553688

    • @vitochente1427
      @vitochente1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@original9218 imma follow u

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That template is cringe...

    • @ukesz3497
      @ukesz3497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mentioned minecraft
      Now laugh

  • @opte64
    @opte64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    4:22
    No one:
    Minecraft veterans: Impossible.

    • @joshgoshgaming3049
      @joshgoshgaming3049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha I get it

    • @emeraldz6744
      @emeraldz6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      RLcraft Players: *Just like the simulations*

    • @Xarosy
      @Xarosy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Joshgoshgaming you don’t deserve to say the word “Minecraft”, with that profile picture.

    • @sacredsapphire
      @sacredsapphire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Xarosy fortnite and minecraft is the same game tho

    • @jujhar.
      @jujhar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stone
      *o b b y*

  • @GraceDivineEntertainment
    @GraceDivineEntertainment ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was amazing. Awesome video. Extremely informative, in multiple areas, and valuable for those interested. I subscribed and gave it a thumbs up. I will share it with my friends. Thank you. For a school project, I wonder if you would know what kinds of stones are available in the West ie Cal? Thank you

  • @pongit2385
    @pongit2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    This guy: "You need to find a perfect stone to make a flint."
    Cavemans: "ill just find a random rock and bang it."

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually, a lot of cavemen were more inteligent than you are.

    • @smkay6381
      @smkay6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Warspite they were more intelligent, we are smarter but they knew what rock to use to bang a certain rock. do you know how to take down a buffalo with only stone age tools?

    • @FirstnameLastname-gb4ww
      @FirstnameLastname-gb4ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There’s a difference between being intelligent and being knowledgeable. They could know way more than any of use about wildlife survival but still be dumb as rocks.

    • @lick28
      @lick28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smkay6381 intelligent and smart are one and the same

    • @peo9741
      @peo9741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      _"comedy"_

  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I bet he can hear all the predators around with those pair of ears.

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His ears can detect you reading this comment
      Ow wait...

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just realised that-

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha lol I'll never un see it

    • @KB65YT
      @KB65YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh god now I can't unsee it.

    • @Hacker_Kamyko
      @Hacker_Kamyko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not funny, I have the same thing as him and I can hear your girlfriend cheating on you every time she leaves the house.

  • @bjames1200
    @bjames1200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Job. Very informative

  • @Marco.05
    @Marco.05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Manager: Okay so this is your interview so what can you do?
    Me: 4:41- 4:45

  • @madomatic3434
    @madomatic3434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Watching this just in case coronavirus takes over the world

    • @EdT0DoP3
      @EdT0DoP3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mad O matic killing infected with the boys

    • @fkdjvshdjdjsjakqlqoawosaaa7747
      @fkdjvshdjdjsjakqlqoawosaaa7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ed T0 Dop3 yep with da homiez

    • @EdT0DoP3
      @EdT0DoP3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      D0llarCult *yep*

    • @TravisTheMaximus
      @TravisTheMaximus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @bubbles9844
      @bubbles9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Using stone tools to defend yourself against the coronavirus.

  • @Yogggi
    @Yogggi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    How to make stone tools: just smash it
    Me with my noodle arms: wha-

  • @angiesworld8038
    @angiesworld8038 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for sharing! I appreciate this so much.

  • @jason-miller
    @jason-miller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:36 observing how his hand looks like a cat toy, I believe him about the razor sharpness of his stone tools, but I hope the next video is how to make neosporin in the wild

    • @dsheldon3357
      @dsheldon3357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude good idea

    • @hehrhrthgthtgggrg4841
      @hehrhrthgthtgggrg4841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Process

    • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
      @user-lt6ve9ns4d 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strip the inner bark of willow trees, brew it into a tea. It contains similar compounds to advil. You can also do this with willow leaves, though it's less effective.

  • @mariegracecruz7372
    @mariegracecruz7372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Interviewer: "What is this?"
    *points at rock*
    Some guy: "A rock"
    This guy: "A weapon to surpass metal gear"

  • @dr.zamanritu9033
    @dr.zamanritu9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Three cobblestones on top, two sticks at bottom, that gives you a pickaxe
    Two cobblestones at top, one stick at bottom, that gives you a sword.
    One cobblestone at top and two sticks on bottom, that's a shovel.
    Three cobblestones on the top left hand side corner, two sticks at bottom, that's an axe.
    That's all:)

  • @mikhaelstibino
    @mikhaelstibino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Outstanding video. Extremely interesting

  • @Kopie0830
    @Kopie0830 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks bro. You have taught me very much. I'll teach them to my children.

  • @Krompierre.
    @Krompierre. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This is literally the easiest flintknapping tutorial I ever saw, I like how he stated all the facts and science behind it to make it easier to 'digest'. Great video

  • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
    @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    No one:
    The whole comment section:
    Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft

    • @mkjudkins
      @mkjudkins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anonymous anonymous Do you have a problem with that?

    • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
      @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mkjudkins it's legendary my boy

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mkjudkins it feels very reddit 100 which is kinds cringy

    • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
      @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains agreed

  • @carnotv6136
    @carnotv6136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This guy: Makes stone tools
    Comment section: Herr herr Minecraft go squares

  • @dominikd.3880
    @dominikd.3880 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you! Very good video

  • @yusefimad8525
    @yusefimad8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Soldier's:we can kill animals with guns
    This guy: all I need is a Rock

    • @kaizosensei40
      @kaizosensei40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This guy: just straight up makes a gun out of rock

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What type of rock was the white one

    • @sloooth1k
      @sloooth1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MR.President the rock

    • @novern4925
      @novern4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@presidentofallfoodnice8113 Flint

    • @GamingForst1
      @GamingForst1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@novern4925 and steel😏

  • @jkengland832
    @jkengland832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Milions of years ago: Oh, ima take this rock and hit stuff with it
    now: to make a stone axe you need a perfect stone, tilted by an angle of 70 degrees, one edge has to be sharper than the other ...

    • @aquaneutral
      @aquaneutral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      EnglandIsMyCity just put three cobblestone and two sticks in a crafting table

    • @joe___6868
      @joe___6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s to make it as best at survival as possible

    • @jkengland832
      @jkengland832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aquaneutral ah, i see you're a man of culture aswell

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, i mean you could knap a stone, but you need certain types of stone to do that. This is just a video meant to help someone with literally no tool making experience to grab a rock and have a chance in the forest.

  • @nichmon3221
    @nichmon3221 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's very educational. Thank you!

  • @numberonefisher
    @numberonefisher ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks, I've been stuck with wood tools for a while now

  • @martingonzalezcapriles3569
    @martingonzalezcapriles3569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    This man is a god between humans, he can break obsidian with his bare hands
    Edit: it seems like yoshikage kira already touched this comment, because its just blowing up!

  • @Ninjablade88
    @Ninjablade88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This dude cut his hand all up at the end of the video. What a badass.

  • @jcrcreations4515
    @jcrcreations4515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crazy that 3.5 million years ago they figured out using rock slices but it took another million and a half years to make designed tools out of that

  • @callmewolf3910
    @callmewolf3910 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very informative, thank you

  • @KEMPERR666
    @KEMPERR666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    00:26 Thanks God we have the strongest tool ever 'Brain'

    • @joshgoshgaming3049
      @joshgoshgaming3049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

    • @resdavid7
      @resdavid7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No we have crafting table :))

    • @kannixzero9681
      @kannixzero9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@resdavid7 ladies and Gents the peak of comedy have been achieved

    • @Muzart
      @Muzart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well for some maybe

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up

  • @takudach
    @takudach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Him: Obsidian is used to make stone tools
    Minecraft players: *Visible Confusion*

    • @graphoid
      @graphoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s half copied

    • @takudach
      @takudach 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@graphoid yeah i guess? Theres alot of memes put there and i thought of that meme

    • @thelastsaiyan6287
      @thelastsaiyan6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is ark not minecraft

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha funni minecraft joke

    • @takudach
      @takudach 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @John Myers its brittle but sharper than any metal

  • @yodavanckart
    @yodavanckart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I tought this was a simples tutorial , but this dude is mto teacher now

  • @silverisdisappointed
    @silverisdisappointed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a cool resource pack and mod

  • @drawzzi
    @drawzzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    bruh he forgot to make wood tools to get the stone

    • @YoYo-fm7dp
      @YoYo-fm7dp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      [Sleepy-Chan] you don’t need tools to pick up a rock

    • @seminark
      @seminark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@YoYo-fm7dp do you get the joke?

    • @SoulKingFan
      @SoulKingFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And he forgot to make a crafting table

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not minecraft

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoulKingFan NOT MINECRAFT!!

  • @w.d.gaster9066
    @w.d.gaster9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “To something that takes hours or even days to make, and is incredibly complex.” *”The process is actually quite simple.”*

  • @serenab5707
    @serenab5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is really interesting, I'll have to give it a try next time I'm fishing and its slow

  • @kellblaze5790
    @kellblaze5790 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you. Learned something.

  • @amei653
    @amei653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    4:36 - *Somebody Make A Meme Out Of This*

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can envision inside this rock, a loser without a job and no financial incomes, sitting watching this video at 2 am while in quarantine
      Thats me

  • @moaazali6016
    @moaazali6016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Now this is some quality content.

  • @TheYunkitlam
    @TheYunkitlam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first 20sentences made me a subscriber, thx

  • @Langkapuri
    @Langkapuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look like the artifacts of ancient iron smelters in Santubong Borneo that we found together with furnaces remains,tuyeres & iron slags. Harrisson called the hammer stones as waisted stones.Tom Harrison the curator of Sarawak Museum was the first to excavate Santubong sites & detailed description is in Prehistoric Iron industry in Santubong.

  • @peiran3058
    @peiran3058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    lions after being shot in the face with a shotgun: I thought they were weak

    • @lilholm9446
      @lilholm9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh

    • @Ay_Dey
      @Ay_Dey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh

    • @natecruz7114
      @natecruz7114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lions after they gang up on a human:
      Yes they are weak after all

    • @obi-wankenobi8908
      @obi-wankenobi8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nate Cruz Lions after being trapped: *Wait what-*

  • @doomdude3034
    @doomdude3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Hominid: *bangs rock on other rock*
    Ancestors of animals we made go extinct: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @blackchrysler
      @blackchrysler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lions: slaughter a cave full of humans
      Human: bangs a rock against other rock
      Lions: why do I hear boss music

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish Reddit tier jokes went extinct

  • @davidreichard3053
    @davidreichard3053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    EXTREMELY useful to have for emergency survival. Rocks are most everywhere. Tools, not so much.

    • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
      @user-lt6ve9ns4d 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flint or obsidian? Not so common

  • @pretechnology
    @pretechnology 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks a lot.

  • @raisinthebar6772
    @raisinthebar6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Nobody:
    Professor of archeology: "I am going to attack this rock"