Me: *I will cut him in half with my chainsaw then beat away from what's left and then disintegrate what's left and then throw it in the Eternal Fire Chamber* Demon: oh no
@@computergames1000 "you're spelling" As if you could tell them that their spelling is bad. Well ok for you it's grammar but still, if you shit on someone for making mistakes you shouldn't make any either.
@@toxification i was thinking of something else like hes grabbing and schqsching the demons but now i have the picure of doom guy slapping demons to death in my head sorry for bad inglisch
That explains why it usually takes a party of demons to kill you especially in Eternal where literally half the bosses out of four become regular enemies. And since I'm talking about Eternal the marauder is just a demon with max agility and an axe version of the master sword.
@@arkhamshade2198 but its fun to quick switch and run laps around them while goin im runnin circles around ya bitch and also poppin their heads of pike soda bottles caps
0:27 *_"I Told Them One Day. I'd Become The Most Powerful Being Across The Dimensions. They Told Me To Go To Hell So You Know What........ I DID."_* _- The DOOM SLAYER._
Demon 3: "what is going on over here"eating rabbit Demon 1: "where did u get that" points at rabbit Demon 3: "some random guys house i dont know whose" Demon 2: "you just damned us 2 a fate worse then anything hell can imagine" Slayer: busts down doors boss music cocks shotgun blows demons knee caps off n drags them 2 his dungeons Edit: im going 2 point out he does have a dungeon on his space fortress
Btw the doom slayer is the acroos the multiverse why u ask there is a level called titans realm and its a map THAT IS IN THE CHAMPION OF HELL and the doom slayer killed almost butt naked and with swords
@@virothyr I kinda get what you're saying, but I'm pretty sure if we take the original Doom setting of being in a future with Mars and Mars' moons housing bases for humans than any WWll relatives are probably great grandparent×10+
@@ShacoAlon in doom 2016+eternal it is set in 2100ish and if you say that everyone has a child when they are 30 its 30x4 which is 120 and wolfenstein is set in 1960 1960+120 is 2080 which isnt exact but its close
Fun fact in the Doom novels It is said that the Doom Slayer is Catholic. Edit. Why in the name of the gods is this my most popular comment. Like what the hell
Doom slayer proceeds to tear down the youtube algorithim thus restoring the great and golden days when we can watch raw unfiltered memes and no copyright bullshit nor any age restrictions stopping us watching the real quality content and not what they try to feed us with
"You could say that I'm in pace with Vader Compared to him, my dark side is greater" hits differently after that cut glory kill in which Doom Slayer uses the force on an imp.
@@jadennorman3599 there is a Spawn who literally mary sue who destroyed the world and he every God, and recreated it for fun, and he can wipe out anyone from reality by his blinking, but he is still a guest character in MK, lol
Doom is such an adrenaline rush. Once you play it, even though you know that in reality if these demons existed they would undoubtebly tear the average person apart, you still get the invincible feeling that you could slaughter those imps hand-to-hand from witnessing such badassary like The Slayer displays. At that moment you embody The Slayer, and nothing should stand in your path for you no longer know fear. The Slayer lives in all of us. Long live Doom!
here are the lyrics [Intro] (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) Beware what lies beneath your feet This hollow ground, where Demons sleep I will uproot these evil seeds And use my fists to keep the peace I told them one day I'd become the most powerful being across the dimensions They told me to go to Hell So you know what? I did [Verse 1] And that might sound ludicrous But that's the truth, and I'll prove it bitch Welcome to Hell, I'm movin' in Someone tell the Devil I'm gonna room with him Have you ever heard of a crucifix? Nothin' but a couple of useless sticks I don't need your hokey Holy Bible bogus, homie Because I'm through with it Do you think that this suit will fit? Thank God, lemme start shootin' shit Lots of power in the Argent Tower And everybody here is abusin' it When I go to work, I might go berserk It all depends what kinda mood I'm in Gut you with a chainsaw, rip your jaw right off Snap your neck with a brutal kick Carnage isn't it gratuitous I got the cleanup crews like "who did this?" What's the matter? Are you new to this? Lemme choose your fate, Doom it is They told me I could rule the world when Hell was frozen over Hold up, is it just me? Or did it just get colder? [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell [Verse 2] It's in my nature, call me Buffy because I'm a slayer And I'm slayin' well when I'm raisin' Hell Better keep your distance, it'll make you safer My shotgun's gonna turn you to vapor Then I'll make this station a vacant crater I'm a terminator when I wear my Praetor Sending every demon to meet their maker You could say that I'm on pace with Vader Compared to him, my Dark Side is greater Somebody tell Satan, "say your prayers" Make sure his obituary's put on paper Whether you're Baptist, Catholic, Methodist None of that matters, abandon your Testament Bludgeoning Barons, wrecking the Revenants Sever the head, and mess up what's left of it I'm seein' red, forget about etiquette Desecrate every devilish nemesis I'll cut you in half, so you'd better split You'll end up like the rest of these skeletons Fleshy vessels to hellish developments I won't let'em in, I will never quit Pushin' back this infectious malevolence So all of your respect you better give Cause in Hell I'm a veteran resident [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) [Bridge] Beware what lies beneath your feet This hollow ground, where demons sleep I will uproot these evil seeds And use my fists to keep the peace Flesh and bone, the creatures feed Lock and load my BFG Light them up like TNT Just don't let them see you bleed And in these troubled times Don't you lose sight of yourself There's nothin' left for you to do But fight like hell [Chorus] You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside I know my demons all too well Nothin' left to do but fight like hell (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell) (Fight like hell)
Holinater yea I feel like this version would be more of like someone telling the story/song of doom slayer calm and collective with some exiting parts while the original is like doom slayer telling the story/song violent loud and very exiting
*"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the last 24 hours, but you must understand. Our interest in their world was for the "betterment of mankind". Everything has clearly gotten out of hand, yes. But it was worth the risk. I assure you."* *Doomguy - SMASHES SCREEN!*
God: My children you are all made with love Doomguy in the background: Burn FUCKERS. DON"T TRY RUNNING AWAY I ONLY STARTED God: I accidentally made him when I was mad and possibly high.
God: creates man Man: has one dude literally killing the demons from hell and making the devil sweat God: now that’s what I’m talking about Edit: now I tip my hat to you very kind people for these likes and here’s one back to you👍
The doom slayer isn't human. He's kind of like an archangel except he's not. He's from another dimension where he used to protect these God-like beings that were the anti-demons of his reality.
@Scott Peltier Personally not a Believer in the "DoomSlayer is Doomguy" theory but I must say I wouldn't be surprised if it was canon and confirmed in Eternal!
@@thewhompingwampa2671 I mean it's very possible since doomguy is basicly the base form of doonslayer because of the armor. And well know any other guys that's human who kills demons like this
...idk if I'm correct in saying this but I find it funny that a minecraft TH-camr said that and now its a thing (at least thats where I first heard that phase and now it all over TH-cam comments)
proguyisaprorlly Official no one is stopping them, no one is serious when talking about this joke, it means literally nothing in the end... that’s why it’s a joke.
"They told me to go to hell" "So you know what?" "I did" That's like the most savage, epic and best intro to a song i've heard and will hear in my whole life!
When doomslayer enter the cyberdemon cell Doomslayer: no boss music Cyberdemon: why do I hear boss music I'm the boss Also doom slayer: *charges BFG with malicious intent* Edit: thanks for over 500 likes!
@@phillynation2906 Doom Eternal managed to get all this hype around it without needing to hire a celebrity or even put up sales projections to get people talking about it. It's gotten all this positive energy around it through trailers, leaks and gameplay footage alone.
blaster23456 the fact is the hype for Cyberpunk has been building for a while, since it’s first trailer in 2013, they did announce Keanu until this summer
Demons abound, worlds turned infernal Feel the flames of Hell churn, cursed concoction But know as your Doom looms eternal... Peace was never an option. *This one's for you, Daisy.*
100 soldiers vs 1 demon Soldiers: we r going 2 die Demon: 2 easy 100 demons vs doom slayer Demons: piss and shit themselves clawing door Slayer: lets make this quick Pool of blood shit and piss all over the floor
I love your songs but your old song of this was more hellish and felt like doom with how it was and it was more fast pace but still a good song good job
never stop gaming Yea, i prefer the ild one too, especially in the chorus, this one has the problem of to much autotune which is a problem I thought JT had stopped having years ago.
No one: Me when I get the shotgun in doom: “keep your distance it’ll make you safer” Me when I get explosive shot: _run like hell_ Me when I find mini gun: OOHHH DANG BOYS Me: finds bfg: run demons run
Charlie Hazbin: "Is there a more humane way to decrease overpopulation in hell?" Me: Yo, slayer! Doom slayer, in the distance: What? Me, after remembering Charlie is a demon: Not'n.
Prometheus: finally, after all that time I made man! Zeus: wait hold on, who is that that guy slaughtering Hades, and beating him with his own limbs?! Prometheus: umm... I didn’t do that, trust me Doomguy: makes a symbol meaning, *”You’re next”* Zeus: Where the HELL did he go?! looks back at Prometheus, and his head was *gone* Zeus: *Sudden fear*
This sounds very nice, and better than the other. If anyone was in a battle against when it comes to song, you would win. Also, the first song was the entrance to the slaughter house, this is the basement
no one literally no one not even a single demon doom guy: *happy chainsaw revs* satan: oh dear lord, my lord and savior, please get me out of here, i might done bad things but stop blocking me in here with the maniac, please help, i swear i will become a saint please , Oh no he is at the gates, HELP HELP
@Adrian Clark satan: OH GOD HELP ME PLEA- God: *sips coffee* welp guess I'm satan now Doomguy:alright God you're turn God:*runs down the stairs now remembering that he didn't close the gate*
DovahBOI. exe I get the joke, but I think if you kill a demon, they just go back to hell, if you are a demon and you kill a demon, then yes, that demon would die.
@@coolsceegaming6178 titan consumed power of killed by Slayer, so they do not respawn but stuck in ghost form here and become lost souls, after this they have to evolve from scratch to something better like hellknight
This was THE song that got me to sub years ago!
Rip and Tear boys and girls
Same
This is THE song I was on youtube because of!
The big question is.... which version is better?
@@djdragon1304 in my opinion, the original
Same
Hell: I fear no man.
Hell: But that thing.
: DOOM SLAYER
Hell: It scares me.
It’s a cool reference
Tf2 i see you there with that trailers
Yeah tf2 meet the doom slayer
Me: *I will cut him in half with my chainsaw then beat away from what's left and then disintegrate what's left and then throw it in the Eternal Fire Chamber*
Demon: oh no
Doom Slayer welcome, good to see you
Hell: we have you four thousand to one. Doom slayer: “loads shotgun” I like those odds.
No, it would be unfair, the demons would be gone in about 3 seconds
Those aren't the odds, that's a countdown
Nah he would be done for it hes loading his shotgun right there giving the demons a chance
Goombella have you heard of hands?
Mayor Dog no
Doomguy: [enters boss room]
The boss: *"wait- this isn't my boss music..."*
DoomGuy: OBSERVE
@@williamchrisman3090 this made me chuckel thank you
Doomguy: NO ITS MINE
Doom slayer: I know
*reloads shotgun*
Doom slayer: *ITS MINE*
DOOMGUY: Yeah, me neither…
PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED
Old version: Beats that pump you up.
Remaster: Somehow chill yet energetic.
@@computergames1000 it was an error. We all make errors. But don't worry, it will be fixed soon.
ItsPhob0s ironic
Makes it even more menacing when you consider he's literally tearing through hell XD
@@computergames1000 "you're spelling"
As if you could tell them that their spelling is bad. Well ok for you it's grammar but still, if you shit on someone for making mistakes you shouldn't make any either.
ThatGuy all I have to say about that comment is
Oooooooooooohhh
Darksouls: You are trapped in a room with demons
Doom: Demons are trapped in a room with you
Dark souls:you are trapped in a room with the boss
DOOM:you ARE the boss
isma sahar lol
In darksouls you hear the boss music.
In doom you HAVE the boss music
spartan you *are* the boss music... and the boss... and the game over screen....
Imagine doom being in the Halo verse
My god would that be interesting
"When theres no room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
Doom Slayer: I can fix that
Yo, give doomguy nukes and explosive sh*t like that and he will purge.
@@andrewpalinkas450 Nah he just needs the berserker power up.
Twigg yeah, I guess.
Time for some pest control
I bet he could destroy hell with a fingernail
Doomguy was so strong he was decimating the demon population before he even knew what armor was
No my dear boy before it existed
doomguy was so strong he was decimating the demons before he even knew how to turn his hands into fists
@@cameraman7577 this just made the image of doom guy slapping the ever loving shit out of demons into my head and its hilarious.
@@toxification i was thinking of something else like hes grabbing and schqsching the demons but now i have the picure of doom guy slapping demons to death in my head sorry for bad inglisch
Actually the armor purpose was to nerf his own power so the demons dont die too quickly:)))
That moment when you realize the metal music you hear throughout the entire game is Doomguy boss music.
That explains why it usually takes a party of demons to kill you especially in Eternal where literally half the bosses out of four become regular enemies. And since I'm talking about Eternal the marauder is just a demon with max agility and an axe version of the master sword.
@@arkhamshade2198 they maxed out the agility stat
@@realracoon and defence with a near instant shield that deflects ranged attacks
i am officially your 69th like.
nice.
@@arkhamshade2198 but its fun to quick switch and run laps around them while goin im runnin circles around ya bitch and also poppin their heads of pike soda bottles caps
0:27
*_"I Told Them One Day. I'd Become The Most Powerful Being Across The Dimensions. They Told Me To Go To Hell So You Know What........ I DID."_*
_- The DOOM SLAYER._
Colonel Frontline it should be you know what .... I DID
This guy means fuckin' *business.*
but, doom slayer can die, you know who can't die?
"Remember this son! Dying. Is. Gay."
@@jockeyfield1954 *i smell unusual troubles right here*
Hell: *exists*
Doom Slayer: Peace was never an option.
It's a Bloody Day in Hell
And you are a Doom Slayer
Peace? No.....Directed by Micheal Bay
Funny enough peace was an option, until they killed his pet rabbit daisy
Hell was never a peaceful place...
@@Nightsky-i0 Hell was not a good place anyway.
"In these troubled times, don't you lose sight of yourself."
"There's nothing left for you to do."
" BUT FIGHT. LIKE. HELL."
2020 in a nutshell.
Ye it was supposed to be inspirational tho
2020 national anthem
@@fatality7303 It was inspirational: I keep telling that to myself every time I train or have to attend an exam
@@GabrielWarlock so you say that because of my comment or was it a joke?
demon1: is he armed?
demon2: he has nothing but his own 2 hands
demon1: WERE DOOMED
What do you mean he has three arms
Now imagine doomslayer holding the BFG 10,000..................................
@@malekosmom2303 every demon in the area will run so fast and terror but they won't get away they'll be turned into vapor
we’re DooM-ed.
Demon 3: "what is going on over here"eating rabbit
Demon 1: "where did u get that" points at rabbit
Demon 3: "some random guys house i dont know whose"
Demon 2: "you just damned us 2 a fate worse then anything hell can imagine"
Slayer: busts down doors boss music cocks shotgun blows demons knee caps off n drags them 2 his dungeons
Edit: im going 2 point out he does have a dungeon on his space fortress
A random person:so is Doom Guy a good guy or a bad guy
Me:depends what end of his gun your at
DG Snuggle The Pug how do I like a comment twice
Endowitz idk but I wish I knew
I'd prefer to be on the not-ouchie side.
Bruh i think he could even fight satan
If the guns on u start running
Jesus: I shall be leaving Earth for awhile
Devil: *happy demon noises*
Jesus: But I leave this with you
Doomguy: Yo
Devil: TAKE ME WITH YOU
I love it
Plain terror on the devils face
Awesome comment 🤣🤣
i couldn't like it was at 69
@Tomáš Vyčital now it's at 68
Helltaker: all demons are queens
Doomguy: if she breathes shes a THOOOOOOOT
Well, it's more like If she breathes she shouldn't be
@@lordofnaps6839 good point
this is the funniest comment here
@@legenddairy0 thanks
If she breathes, *she's still alive*
Time to turn the volume up like hell
Ha nice one
And bust the hell of those ears
my headsets: n o
my pc speaker: no
my better speaker: ded as usual
Demons: *Exist.*
Doomslayer: "Your free subscription to life has expired." *Revs chainsaw with religious intent.*
Not even religious intent.
@@dunnoreally1060 yes bro religious intent🤣 the demons have to learn to respect their shotgun wielding god
@@dominicwelsh608 Exactly!
so true
Whomst has awakened the shotgun wielding god
Doom guy is just a beast:
He goes to hell to destroy demons
Demons go to the earth
Doom guy comes back to earth and kills them again
Never screw with a man that went to h3ll and back
Another normal tusday
@@stupidman-thing819 yes
Doomguy:I’ll kill u and kill u again
Doom guy is a demon killing machine but more than a demon killing machine
2:04 "Better keep your distance, it'll make you safer" the slayer know how to defeat the Corona
Pretty sure he'd just beat the living shit outta it.
y e s
@@havochurricane5660 facts
Smot
he even wore a mask before it was cool! such an innovator
"They told me to go to hell"
"So you know what?"
"I did"
That's the most epic intro to a song I've ever heard
I agree
@Camo King360
Great, just copied my comment from the original 😑
@@hiraeth3352 oops
Sorry
no
Btw the doom slayer is the acroos the multiverse why u ask there is a level called titans realm and its a map THAT IS IN THE CHAMPION OF HELL and the doom slayer killed almost butt naked and with swords
No one:
The one kid who shows no mercy in nerf battles:
That's the kid who boils hot water at a water gun fight.
That would be me
@@rhoneleake5612 Same. We should team up and make those filthy casuals attempt to parry our darts.
Currently making a foam praetor suit. Doomblade included
@@elasuchbae6501 yes
The devil: NO ONE IS GOING TO SURVIVE MY WRATH
Doom Guy: *im about to do what's called a pro gamer move*
Chilled D3vil I can’t want to like
The devil: I fear no man. But that...(shows doomguy) THING. It scares me!
When the devil may cry lmfao
Lol
@@areon9573 WRONG!
It's: Devils will cry.
Demon: *tear off DoomGuy's legs
DoomGuy: It's fine i can grow a new one......
Wait did that true?
@@maytkdn3279 no it shows the Slayer getting his legs ripped off when you die. Sometimes.
@@maytkdn3279 no but actually yes, checkpoints
Thats a demon fatality.
DoomGuy: Tis but a scratch.
sees "remastered" in title
RIP AND TEAR,
TILL........ ITS...... DONE.......!!!!!!
THEN HEAD BACK HOME AND HAVE SOME FUN
"Isn't there a more humane way to deal with overpopulation in hell?!"
Doom Slayer: "I'm here to help".
I see what you did there...Hazbin Hotel reference.
HAZBIN HOTEL COMES OUT ON MONDAY, CAN'T WAIT!
I think that’s actually a meme, look for a guy called Memenade.
maybe doom guy already killed everyone on earth and got bored so went to hell and killed everyone of them in their demon forms all over again
@@baconlando4569 wow
Best song they ever did and now this is remastered it’s even better
Agreeded
@@darkgachamaker573 lol agreeded
So true
Yes
original was better in my opinion
Anyone else just admiring the glory kills? No? Just me?
👍👍👍
Always
Has
I love gore.......don’t ask me what I would do in a fight
when i first watched this, i was seeing the glory kills and thinking, damn, why use weapons when you can just do this
Doom Guy: *Walks in Room*
Boss: “Why is my music playing...”
"im the boss im scared pls dont kill me" said boss "YEA BOSS"
Doomguy:
BECAUSE YOU ARE DOOMED
* loads shotgun *
boss:HELP ME PLEASE ITS KILLING MEEEEEE
Is Boss music in the type of music that they like so does that mean there's a Miley Cyrus boss music
it's not yours
The old fight like hell was good so is this one.
This one is better though
It isn't the other one felt more in your face and angry like doom this one is slow which doesn't fit the game
Each had a part that was better than the other that’s why I love both
David Wilkinson agree, the original is better in my opinion because its faster just like the game.
This is still fast what you talking, you playing yours at 0.50 or something
Everybody: You can't remake a good song and make it better
JT: *Observe*
Yes
I was gonna make this joke but you beat me too it
*FML*
@@fluffybum204 hehe
I don't know if it is better or not
The chorus is a bit worse
Dark Souls: *Locked in a room with demons*
Doom 2016: *Demons are locked in a room with you*
Doom Eternal: *I DESTROYED THE ROOM*
tag 1: THE ROOM IS THE UNIVERSE
tag 2: the torment is over
Doom Eternal: The room is locked with you in a demon
This is doom 2019 everyone
It's not
Doom is Eternal
This is doom 2016
Still best game I've played
Doom 2019
Lucifer:i fear no man but that thing-
Doomslayer: *in spotlight*
Lucifer:-it scares me
@amazafire 14 there was a few in the other
i get the refrense
Lets move that gear up
Yep that's accurate
HELL YEAH
Satan: *Hears Mick Gordon OST's behind his Door*
Also Satan: "Dear Bible..."
Satan: I'm sorry... for everything
Also Satan: PLEASE SAVE ME HE'S GONNA KILL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP
Lucifer:dad please come pick me up I'm scared and sorry
**Doomguy busts down the door**
"Lord help me."
*doomguy kicks down door*
Satan: "I ACCEPT JESUS AS MY LORD AND SAVIOR"
@@breakfaith3031
Doom Slayer: unf
Translation: that’s not gonna work anymore
Wolfenstein : kill all the Nazis
His grandson : kill all the Doom monsters
Also Wolfenstein : i'm so proud of my grandson
I think Doom and Wolfenstein came out around the same time
@@ShacoAlon canonly if that is a word bj blazkovich is doomguys great or great great grandfather
@@virothyr I kinda get what you're saying, but I'm pretty sure if we take the original Doom setting of being in a future with Mars and Mars' moons housing bases for humans than any WWll relatives are probably great grandparent×10+
@@ShacoAlon in doom 2016+eternal it is set in 2100ish and if you say that everyone has a child when they are 30 its 30x4 which is 120 and wolfenstein is set in 1960 1960+120 is 2080 which isnt exact but its close
Doom guy is BJ blaskowitz III
Haters: remasters are just the same thing with better quality, nothing good EVER comes out of them
JT: *hold my beer*
Hold my BFG
Hold my Super Shotgun
Well besides the bendy remastered that one sucked
Hold my icon of sin
Rosann Francis haven’t checked it out yet but I’ll see
Roses are red
Depression is internal
*Fortnite is temporary*
*AND DOOM IS ETERNAL*
Fuck yeah.
Yes
C
HELL YEAH
Legit
"You have nowhere to go..." That's Doomguy singing that to a Cyberdemon
Orochi abandon all hope!
_Shoot it until it dies_
Oh yes
Fun fact in the Doom novels It is said that the Doom Slayer is Catholic.
Edit. Why in the name of the gods is this my most popular comment. Like what the hell
Huh… Neat
Explains a “hell” of a lot
Huh
Because doom slayer is a fallen angel
Doom is the most catholic game I have wow
Prefer the original but holy hell this is a badass remaster.
Raiden god of thunder: sorry do you say holy hell
@@gabrielmayora8004 yes
Same
Raiden god of thunder I agree
Holy hell:*exists*
Satanic heaven: *wait thats illegal*
This ripped through the home page and tore apart my reccomended
Yeah man the same story
This video: exists
TH-cam algorithm: *HIGH PITCHED DEMONIC SCREECHING*
This Video: Exists
TH-cam Age Restricting Bots: "STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!"
Doom Slayer : ooh another demon
Doom slayer proceeds to tear down the youtube algorithim thus restoring the great and golden days when we can watch raw unfiltered memes and no copyright bullshit nor any age restrictions stopping us watching the real quality content and not what they try to feed us with
Susan:this is supposed to be family friendly
Doom slayer:you know I had to do it to em🤜🏽🤛🏽 *pop*
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
"You could say that I'm in pace with Vader
Compared to him, my dark side is greater" hits differently after that cut glory kill in which Doom Slayer uses the force on an imp.
Mortal Kombat: I am the goriest and bloodiest game
DOOM:hold my beer
...why hasn't the Doom Slayer gotten into Mortal Kombat?!?
@@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 because no one could beat him
I think doomguy ment hold my cyber-demon horns
DOOM:SHOT GUNS MORTAL KOMBAT
@@jadennorman3599 there is a Spawn who literally mary sue who destroyed the world and he every God, and recreated it for fun, and he can wipe out anyone from reality by his blinking, but he is still a guest character in MK, lol
Doom is such an adrenaline rush. Once you play it, even though you know that in reality if these demons existed they would undoubtebly tear the average person apart, you still get the invincible feeling that you could slaughter those imps hand-to-hand from witnessing such badassary like The Slayer displays. At that moment you embody The Slayer, and nothing should stand in your path for you no longer know fear.
The Slayer lives in all of us. Long live Doom!
If these demons exist than that would mean the Doomslayer would exist at the same time and we can watch him rip and tear
@@drakofox1362 dear god you're right.
@Blizzard Gaming **tearful salute**
Amen
Roses are red demons are efernal
But we all know doom is eternal
dark souls: youre trapped in room with demons
litterary any DOOM game: demons are trapped in room with you
except for 3
True and I love it
Some asian gamer who just completed dark souls with his feet: *Are you challenging me?*
Not doom 3
Which isn’t real btw
Very true
here are the lyrics
[Intro]
(Fight like hell)
(Fight like hell)
(Fight like hell)
(Fight like hell)
Beware what lies beneath your feet
This hollow ground, where Demons sleep
I will uproot these evil seeds
And use my fists to keep the peace
I told them one day
I'd become the most powerful being across the dimensions
They told me to go to Hell
So you know what?
I did
[Verse 1]
And that might sound ludicrous
But that's the truth, and I'll prove it bitch
Welcome to Hell, I'm movin' in
Someone tell the Devil I'm gonna room with him
Have you ever heard of a crucifix?
Nothin' but a couple of useless sticks
I don't need your hokey Holy Bible bogus, homie
Because I'm through with it
Do you think that this suit will fit?
Thank God, lemme start shootin' shit
Lots of power in the Argent Tower
And everybody here is abusin' it
When I go to work, I might go berserk
It all depends what kinda mood I'm in
Gut you with a chainsaw, rip your jaw right off
Snap your neck with a brutal kick
Carnage isn't it gratuitous
I got the cleanup crews like "who did this?"
What's the matter? Are you new to this?
Lemme choose your fate, Doom it is
They told me I could rule the world when Hell was frozen over
Hold up, is it just me?
Or did it just get colder?
[Chorus]
You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope
You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside
I know my demons all too well
Nothin' left to do but fight like hell
[Verse 2]
It's in my nature, call me Buffy because I'm a slayer
And I'm slayin' well when I'm raisin' Hell
Better keep your distance, it'll make you safer
My shotgun's gonna turn you to vapor
Then I'll make this station a vacant crater
I'm a terminator when I wear my Praetor
Sending every demon to meet their maker
You could say that I'm on pace with Vader
Compared to him, my Dark Side is greater
Somebody tell Satan, "say your prayers"
Make sure his obituary's put on paper
Whether you're Baptist, Catholic, Methodist
None of that matters, abandon your Testament
Bludgeoning Barons, wrecking the Revenants
Sever the head, and mess up what's left of it
I'm seein' red, forget about etiquette
Desecrate every devilish nemesis
I'll cut you in half, so you'd better split
You'll end up like the rest of these skeletons
Fleshy vessels to hellish developments
I won't let'em in, I will never quit
Pushin' back this infectious malevolence
So all of your respect you better give
Cause in Hell I'm a veteran resident
[Chorus]
You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope
You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside
I know my demons all too well
Nothin' left to do but fight like hell
(Fight like hell)
(Fight like hell)
(Fight like hell)
[Bridge]
Beware what lies beneath your feet
This hollow ground, where demons sleep
I will uproot these evil seeds
And use my fists to keep the peace
Flesh and bone, the creatures feed
Lock and load my BFG
Light them up like TNT
Just don't let them see you bleed
And in these troubled times
Don't you lose sight of yourself
There's nothin' left for you to do
But fight like hell
[Chorus]
You have nowhere to go, abandon all hope
You have nowhere to hide from the monster inside
I know my demons all too well
Nothin' left to do but fight like hell
(Fight like hell)
(Fight like hell)
(Fight like hell)
(Fight like hell)
thank you
@@desmondlim6160 no problem
@@skydivcali Thank man.
How to stop demon
Gods:❌
Doom Slayer:✅
Just rip and tear tham that the best way
Just rip and tear tham that the best way
This version is so clean and clear sounding but doesn't have have the more violent sounding style of the old one still 10/10
Agree with that
True
I like my kills to he violent
I still enjoyed it tho.
Holinater yea I feel like this version would be more of like someone telling the story/song of doom slayer calm and collective with some exiting parts while the original is like doom slayer telling the story/song violent loud and very exiting
How many weapons do you want?
Doom guy: YES!
Ha
hate him or love him he speaks the truth
Doom guy: I'll take your whole stock!
More like
How many guns do you want?
Doomslater: 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁
No it's more like
Salesman:What guns you want
Doom slayer:*looks at 7 guns at once*
Salesman:oh I think I have a brain tumor! How nice!
Doomslayer is the ultimate christian
TRUEE
Amen
He can be the Pope in his universe, just remember that
Except not, because he killed God and destroyed heaven.
@@Awesomest915 lol
No one:
JT MUSIC:
Recycle, Reuse, Remastered 😍
It works really well
Lol
My favorite music got remastered,and the remaster became my favorite again
Unlike *some* companies at least their remasters actually improve the item in question
Is the main comment supposed to be to be hating or not?
*"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the last 24 hours, but you must understand. Our interest in their world was for the "betterment of mankind". Everything has clearly gotten out of hand, yes. But it was worth the risk. I assure you."*
*Doomguy - SMASHES SCREEN!*
He doesn't give a shit, and he doesn't have time to.
Human translation: *I oNlY dOo DoO fArTeD fOr ThE gOoD oF hUmAnItY*
See that's how you make a silent protagonist with character.
Sees corpse
Looks at corpse. Then calls BS using his fist.
Doomslayer ladies and gentlemen. Speak with your fists and carry a BFG.
God: My children you are all made with love
Doomguy in the background: Burn FUCKERS. DON"T TRY RUNNING AWAY I ONLY STARTED
God: I accidentally made him when I was mad and possibly high.
What did god use to get this high and angry?
@@iaraalves9833 he inhaled some plants
@@lorddrunkenberg2036 -tobacco or nicotine
God knew exactly what he was doing when he made Doomguy.
@@MrBud1911 he wanted something dead but doom guy didn't know who so ya know process of elimination
Satan: Nothing Is Scarier Than Me!
Doom-Guy: Moves An Inch
Satan: *Satanic Confused Screaming*
God: creates man
Man: has one dude literally killing the demons from hell and making the devil sweat
God: now that’s what I’m talking about
Edit: now I tip my hat to you very kind people for these likes and here’s one back to you👍
The doom slayer isn't human.
He's kind of like an archangel except he's not.
He's from another dimension where he used to protect these God-like beings that were the anti-demons of his reality.
@Scott Peltier bruh your really good at summarizing and connecting the og doom and 2016
@Scott Peltier Personally not a Believer in the "DoomSlayer is Doomguy" theory but I must say I wouldn't be surprised if it was canon and confirmed in Eternal!
@@thewhompingwampa2671 I mean it's very possible since doomguy is basicly the base form of doonslayer because of the armor. And well know any other guys that's human who kills demons like this
Stonks
I feel old. I remember when this was thier most recent rap
bruh it came out only a year ago
ofc you remember dumbass
@@airy2672 The original one the one that came out in 2016
I remember how this introduced me to them.
Demons: *Exist*
DoomGuy: So anyway I started blasting
CEO of Weebs wait why you here
proguyisaprorlly it’s a joke
proguyisaprorlly there called ceo of weebs and
...idk if I'm correct in saying this but I find it funny that a minecraft TH-camr said that and now its a thing
(at least thats where I first heard that phase and now it all over TH-cam comments)
proguyisaprorlly Official no one is stopping them, no one is serious when talking about this joke, it means literally nothing in the end... that’s why it’s a joke.
The quiet kid when he pulls out his guns: 3:57
Lol
This song was one of my favorites...
Now I like it even more.😁😁😁
Same
Amen brother!
I thought you were gonna say and it still is but XD
Same.
"They told me to go to hell"
"So you know what?"
"I did"
That's like the most savage, epic and best intro to a song i've heard and will hear in my whole life!
Exactly! I was listening at about 1:00 and just f*cking woke up by that like “Sh*t, he isn’t playing.”
agreed
I dont know what is scarier demons or your 5 year old ass grammar
What about now
Alright. They made it. You can stop liking now.
I liked, but I'm sure they'll make it anyways
@@ivanrivera3293
Proubly.
Hell yea
YES.
Hell yes
Devil:hears all his demon screaming in internal pain.now the devil is learning how to pray as fast as he can
wtf is that website
When doomslayer enter the cyberdemon cell
Doomslayer: no boss music
Cyberdemon: why do I hear boss music I'm the boss
Also doom slayer: *charges BFG with malicious intent*
Edit: thanks for over 500 likes!
Bfg. Big frickin gun
@@ethanhockley3136 big fricking gun 9000
Death to the murder crab
@@ethanhockley3136 Big Fucking gun 9000*
Uno reverse doom style
Mortal Combat: I AM THE MOST BRUTAL BLOODY GAME EVER!!
God Of War: Hold my beer
Doom Guy: *Stops Kratos* Hold me Shotgun... Boy
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
I love it and
😂😂😂😂
Kratos: 😮 did u just call me BOY!!
More like *intimidating silence*
Doomguy: yes
Kratos: YOU GONA PAY YOU PATHETIC MORTAL
kratos showing blade
Doomguy pick shot gun
Me: hey who order pizza
Doom pushed back a couple more months:
Doom: I’m giving fortnite the few more months it needs. For I am coming
What’s bad for that is it releases closer to Cyberpunk 2077 which will immediately take the spot light
@@phillynation2906 Or will Cyberpunk 2077 be overshadowed by Doom Eternal due to all the positive hype surrounding it,
blaster23456 well Cyberpunk 2077 is estimated to sell 20 million copies in a single year and it has Keanu Reeves so that will be hard to beat
@@phillynation2906 Doom Eternal managed to get all this hype around it without needing to hire a celebrity or even put up sales projections to get people talking about it. It's gotten all this positive energy around it through trailers, leaks and gameplay footage alone.
blaster23456 the fact is the hype for Cyberpunk has been building for a while, since it’s first trailer in 2013, they did announce Keanu until this summer
Demons abound, worlds turned infernal
Feel the flames of Hell churn, cursed concoction
But know as your Doom looms eternal...
Peace was never an option.
*This one's for you, Daisy.*
Words of wisdom
True
Any demon: i am gonna kill you doom slayer
Doomguy: this is the funniest shit evet i have sern
"I Have sern"
Evet and sern are new to the vocabulary
this spelling is sus
sus
Marauder before demon: "I shit you not slayer, he turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen."
No one:
Demon*exists
Doom guy:So you’ve chosen death
This is actually funny cancer lol thank you.
007 as I read this the line”let me chose your fate-doom it is.”
traduccion:
Nadie:
Demonio: Existe*
Doom Guy: Que lo mate dice
True story
Satan: this is where your trapped forever
Doom slayer: *loads shotgun* it's free real estate
Fbl ?
@@Anix7274 yes
When you least expect it it pops up
Every where I find the fbi
Doom guy: oh no no no no no no your trapped with me
Demons:your trapped in a room with us
Doomslayer:I'm not trapped in here with you your trapped in here with me
RIP AND TEAR
It’s a little weird not hearing
“Born into battle, raised by a war, we’re born to battle, cause we’re battle born” at the end
I remember that, though I didn't really watch the video much once it was on stores.
Kinetik you deserve a veterans discount
@@gameknight9956 Likewise
I know
yah i mis that
Doomsayer when he see demons: why don’t I hear boss music?
Demons when they see him: why do I hear boss music?
Doomslayer:rips satans dumb head off
100 soldiers vs 1 demon
Soldiers: we r going 2 die
Demon: 2 easy
100 demons vs doom slayer
Demons: piss and shit themselves clawing door
Slayer: lets make this quick
Pool of blood shit and piss all over the floor
draco king *Demons*: No plz have mercy!
Doomguy: Sorry all out of mercy
I love your songs but your old song of this was more hellish and felt like doom with how it was and it was more fast pace but still a good song good job
never stop gaming Yea, i prefer the ild one too, especially in the chorus, this one has the problem of to much autotune which is a problem I thought JT had stopped having years ago.
@@Brex10 ikr but atleast some people have a new version to hear but the old one will always be my doom
Your right, it was a more hellish scenario, it made it feel like you were in hell
@@Nsg_neverstopgameing I like both, they're both good, I do like the first though, it encapsulates doom better imo
I like this one a bit more
"I know my demons all too well."
"Nothing left to do,"
*"But RIP. AND. TEAR."*
It should be named like this :(
That doesn't rhyme
That dosnt even rhyme.
Fortnite: "we will be around for ages."
Doom slayer: "You think you're good, doom is eternal"
than the blue shell came
I don't speak Columbine
Fortnite is temporary...
But Doom... Doom is ETERNAL.
Doom is *forever* internal
That's it! That's the joke!
No one:
Me when I get the shotgun in doom: “keep your distance it’ll make you safer”
Me when I get explosive shot:
_run like hell_
Me when I find mini gun: OOHHH DANG BOYS
Me: finds bfg: run demons run
Unless you have the explosive shot, then they're not safe anywhere
_you better run_
*uses strictly the pistol 80% of the time until I get the machine gun*
Time to go pro
Run Gerald, Run.
Don't even bother running, you're already dead.
only thing fighting like hell are his vocal cords: DD
True, true
chill
But... IT'S A EXPLOSIVE SHIT
more like "DA D"
Hey STOP RIGHT THERE
But true
Charlie Hazbin: "Is there a more humane way to decrease overpopulation in hell?"
Me: Yo, slayer!
Doom slayer, in the distance: What?
Me, after remembering Charlie is a demon: Not'n.
Un fortunately charie, doomguy is the inly way
dog doomslayer will make them go extinct
Just don't hurt her she's innocent
Now I’m curious if the Slayer could take down Alastor?
By now I think the angels are more humane than Slayer
Doomguy:
*Rip and tear,until it is done.*
Demons:
Cry in fear,until he is done
Aw, I like it more when they’re actually trying...
He's never done
Bold of you to assume he's ever done
People in these comments I know that Doomguy is never done but I could'nt find any other joke
Stray_Soul#67 Sadistic, yet fun, you are a man of culture as well.
Prometheus: finally, after all that time I made man!
Zeus: wait hold on, who is that that guy slaughtering Hades, and beating him with his own limbs?!
Prometheus: umm... I didn’t do that, trust me
Doomguy: makes a symbol meaning, *”You’re next”*
Zeus: Where the HELL did he go?!
looks back at Prometheus, and his head was *gone*
Zeus: *Sudden fear*
Hahahahah
Prometheus helped mankind develop but still this was amusing
Eragon, thank you
I know this because i know Greek mythology
Also he made mankind literally out of clay
now i have a theory that Doom Guy is related to Kratos lol
i guess he didn't have the foresight for the slayer
Demons: *Exist*
Doom guy: *You have forfeited your life privalleges*
0:56 when the long cutscene finally ends
Also the quiet kid when the bully breaks his mp3 so his parents get him an mp5
@@NCR_Trooper_1 uh . oh
Same jacob
Satan: You trapped in here with all of the demons, Doom Slayer
Doom Slayer: *chuckles No, those demons are trapped in here with me
He is the demons' nightmare, also why I absolutely love the game...
If it was all gamers in doom guys position we. Would shred al dem demons we don’t need no crusafix
demons: * sweats * IM IN DANGER
Slayer: *locks door*
Demons: You idiot! Now your stuck in here with us!
Slayer: *laughs* No... your stuck in here with me
Demons: *wait*
You know you’re early when a good vid has 44 likes
135th
3 minutes later I'm somewhere in 1.2k 🤣👌
I agree
We need a irl version to complete the trilogy.
And 0 dislikes
Add revenue:sees this video
Add revenue:ight imma head out
Unless it's a add for doom
ad*
Demons: nothing.
Doom slayer: YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS ENDED.
Doomslayer:*smashes demons head*
Phil swift: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
Doomslayer: *"TO SHOW OFF THE POWER OF CLEAR TAPE, I CHAIN SAWED THIS DEMON IN HALF!"*
Flex tape can't fix that
@@brandenhauser1635 To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this demonic army in half!
@@brandenhauser1635 To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this demonic army in half!
@@brandenhauser1635 To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this demonic army in half!
They told me i could rule the world when hell was frozen over
Mei mains: i didn't see that
Doom guy fans soo wathe do
Doom guy burn the hell
Humans wath ?
@@Volpes-could you please speak english?
Eternal: too bad
This sounds very nice, and better than the other. If anyone was in a battle against when it comes to song, you would win.
Also, the first song was the entrance to the slaughter house, this is the basement
"What's the matter, are you new to this? Let me choose your fate, DOOM it is." Great line. Fits perfectly
Person who made the English captions:
“I iss smartss dood.”
Doomguy: *KILLING EVERYTHING HE SEES*
Demon: I knew i shouldve stayed at the back.
Lol, that demon should've went back to his mother🤣
Demon: please dont kill me please dont
Doomguy: standing there menacingly
Demon: well, ima die
no one
literally no one
not even a single demon
doom guy: *happy chainsaw revs*
satan: oh dear lord, my lord and savior, please get me out of here, i might done bad things but stop blocking me in here with the maniac, please help, i swear i will become a saint please , Oh no he is at the gates, HELP HELP
Random cat 10X 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊
(Ultra-violence in the background)
@Adrian Clark satan: OH GOD HELP ME PLEA-
God: *sips coffee* welp guess I'm satan now
Doomguy:alright God you're turn
God:*runs down the stairs now remembering that he didn't close the gate*
XD XD XD XD XD XD
OPEN THE FUCKING PORTAL YOU ASSHOLE HELP!
Oh man, They Remastered my childhood.
God sees doomguy
God: So are you on our side?
Doomguy: No, you are on my side.
God: :/ hm
God: ...wut.
*blows up the spider mastermind with the big f*cking gun*
God: ...ok then. *sweats*
doomguy is against communism
I think I got the wrong yellow car ride....
@@nikobellic5116 yep you need to go back liberty city with Roman
Person: i've been to hell and back for this.
Doom slayer: first time?
lol
Doomslayer: I try to make it an hourly thing
Donavin Petrowski person: don’t you mean daily?
And just like that, you too can become a Demon’s PTSD
there would be no demon alive to have PTSD
DovahBOI. exe I get the joke, but I think if you kill a demon, they just go back to hell, if you are a demon and you kill a demon, then yes, that demon would die.
Bold of you to assume I let them live long enough to *have* PTSD >:3
@@coolsceegaming6178 titan consumed power of killed by Slayer, so they do not respawn but stuck in ghost form here and become lost souls, after this they have to evolve from scratch to something better like hellknight
@@Eric_Nomad_Hixtone are you reading a some religious bullshit or something of that?
I like how the 2016 rap is more intense than the Eternal rap
Lit
2016 is more grounded, while eternal is more like the old games with the brutal doom mod