Ah... Eto... Blegh...? Elves Explained! | comic by baalbuddy

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  • @SolusAstorias
    @SolusAstorias  ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    This video is just to put together all the "Elves Explained" videos.
    Fun Fact: The title "Elves hahaha ☕" is apparently demonetizable.
    "What's the ending song?" - Music is always in the description.
    - \[T]/ Solus

    • @Bondrewd__21
      @Bondrewd__21 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ahahahhhahhahah ☕️

    • @eveakane6563
      @eveakane6563 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Great, they've taken over yt

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The new Tribe as old as the old tribe.

    • @UnofficialCyane
      @UnofficialCyane ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This Yuuka inspired very monetizable title should do the trick though

    • @outis7080
      @outis7080 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Admins ☕

  • @lemao2222
    @lemao2222 ปีที่แล้ว +7453

    I love how elvenkind assumes he’s building a harem, but the guy actually just wants to adventure.

    • @Norzel7
      @Norzel7 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      He has a mission to save the world, and for once, he takes it seriously.
      Imagine the look on BBEG face when, instead of coming through a front door and making their way through dozens of tentacle traps, protagonist party bursts from the floor in his throne room!

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Celebrimbor, shame png

    • @Raoul.
      @Raoul. ปีที่แล้ว +198

      He's an isekai protagonist hero, so it's a fair assumption... Or, it would be, if he wasn't isekai'd into Baalbuddy's universe. Not even the isekai protagonist can (read: willing to) save elves from eternal elfcel-dom

    • @atheontimesconflux1067
      @atheontimesconflux1067 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Hence, the dwarven BROTHERHOOD

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@Raoul.
      If she didn't idiotically insist on 90% of the party being elves she might have been able to stay in the party.

  • @Manlikegibbon
    @Manlikegibbon ปีที่แล้ว +5798

    I saw the dwarves and immediately thought without hesitation...
    *"ROCK AND STONE OR YOU AIN'T COMING HOME"*
    *I'M NOT HEARING ENOUGH ROCK AND STONES*

  • @magicmarlie
    @magicmarlie ปีที่แล้ว +4742

    I lost it when she started crying, and then came back to finish the explanation fighting through tears. Bravo to the actors

    • @generalbolivar9736
      @generalbolivar9736 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      It was some genuinely ugly crying too. The kind that you have to strain the back of your throat for and then everyone looks at you like you're choking ugly crying...

    • @nunocampea2395
      @nunocampea2395 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      some dedication right there

    • @cyberianhusky6663
      @cyberianhusky6663 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      KUYASHII!! Bahahhaah

    • @despair239
      @despair239 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that and "I HATE BEING A DROW MANSLAVE!!!!" killed me

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    That dwarf ending is the best ending, bar none. I mean who wouldn't want to be surrounded by burly muscle men that, most importantly, *hate elves.*

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      What about dwarf woman?

    • @leoleonielsen8076
      @leoleonielsen8076 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keyman245 They are but illusions clearede by people who have small woman fetishes

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@leoleonielsen8076 but how the fuck does dwarfs reproduce, oh well fuck It, I still have my halflings and my female goblins

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I prefer Amazonian females and a couple of non Amazonian females.

    • @shotgunatthedisco6909
      @shotgunatthedisco6909 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@keyman245 Its a bit of a thing where male and female dwarfs look almost exactly the same, beards and all.
      Even Tolkien said that it could be argued both ways wether Dwarvern women had beards or not, and he practically invented modern dwarves.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 ปีที่แล้ว +4395

    I just realized how much sadder the High Elf's situation is, because no doubt she's as thirsty as the regular elves but at the very least the elves are thirsty together, she doesn't even have that going for her, she's truly alone

    • @yp2427
      @yp2427 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      "somber music plays"

    • @ilikemetoo3088
      @ilikemetoo3088 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Playing *evil morty song*

    • @alface935
      @alface935 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      My god that is so sad

    • @yamadawaver9317
      @yamadawaver9317 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yunyun vibes

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Not to mention, her longevity ensures she'll be lonely for a looooooooong time

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    This is actually a good explanation for why boring Japanese students are able to instantly form harems in another world. They just attract all the desperate sexless females who are willing to settle for any male, no matter how unimpressive they may be. It all makes sense now.

    • @Bad_Gazpacho
      @Bad_Gazpacho ปีที่แล้ว +408

      He's cracked the code.

    • @raffibagus3035
      @raffibagus3035 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      God dammit it all make sense now why dint i think of that

    • @moteroargentino7944
      @moteroargentino7944 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      They're all elves in disguise!

    • @winterwolf1250
      @winterwolf1250 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      In all fairness, this main character has a lot more personality and character development in this little skit then 99% of Isekai protagonists in entire seasons

    • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927
      @yourlocalcorrectidiot927 ปีที่แล้ว

      So me and the females have something In common except I go for women

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    Dwarves: Rock and stone!
    Elves: Cock and bone!
    Know the difference!

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    Honestly I'm actually surprised she was trying to get the guy to recruit more (female) elves, instead of trying to monopolize him for herself. At least she's not selfish!... Sort of.

    • @Cha0L0rd
      @Cha0L0rd ปีที่แล้ว +444

      You mean sELFish.
      Fingerguns

    • @exostorm
      @exostorm ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @@Cha0L0rd the door is on your left

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She already resigned herself to never getting laid

    • @rambi5996
      @rambi5996 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Professionals have standards

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I was too at first but then I realized she is a beta elf and they usually cling on to alpha elves in hopes of getting men by osmosis. That actually makes her story confusing since she is a beta elf and alpha elves are usually high elves yet she wasn't friends with the high elf.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    "NEVER TRUST AN ELF!" - based Gimli, son of Gloin

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Unless it's that Legolas fella he's alright I guess - also Gimli, son of gloin

    • @guillaumedeschamps1087
      @guillaumedeschamps1087 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@zambekiller Goes on to become Best Friends Forever with Legolas, to the point of sailing to the Undying Lands together.

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@guillaumedeschamps1087 aw a perfect ending

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Around elves, watch yourselves!

    • @SetuwoKecik
      @SetuwoKecik ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Two impossible things: painting the skies, and the trustful elves.

  • @cbass7283
    @cbass7283 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    “Enough about elf rights, let’s talk about their wrongs” saint pelinal

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Number 1: THEY EXIST" - Saint Alessia the Slave-Queen

    • @joaopedrobentomorgado7256
      @joaopedrobentomorgado7256 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DonPatrono "Number 2: THEY BREATH" -Saint Morihaus Breath-of-Kyne

    • @schrottinator
      @schrottinator ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@joaopedrobentomorgado7256 "Number 3: THEY TALK" - Mitch, exchange student from Baltimore.

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@schrottinator Ah yes, the greatest Hero of the First Era: Mitch of Baltimore!

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jorvach9874
      The first Incarnation of Shor-who-goes-missing.

  • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
    @justsomeannoyingredpanda ปีที่แล้ว +830

    The dark elf really just disappeared right after the topic wasn't on her anymore. She must be a nightmare on dates.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Well it's kinda clear that she isn't going to get hired, beside would you want to stand there and listen to that beta elf yammer on about elf types?

    • @Basedhistoryenjoyer
      @Basedhistoryenjoyer ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's okay because she's rare

    • @madkilla707
      @madkilla707 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She walked out in despair

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Dwarves also have different subspecies:
    *Mountain Dwarf:* Stubborn, sturdy, likes beer and beards.
    *Hill Dwarf:* Stubborn, sturdy, likes beer and beards.
    *Deep Dwarf:* Stubborn, _surly,_ likes beer and beards.
    *Space Dwarf:* Stubborn, sturdy, likes beer and beards IN SPACE!

    • @arthurbarros5189
      @arthurbarros5189 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      There is quite a technology involved in dealing with drinks in zero gravity.
      And making your majestic beard not block your visuals.

    • @FidoZip1988
      @FidoZip1988 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Space Dwarfs are Squads

    • @apoleon474
      @apoleon474 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      At space dwarves you forgot ROCK AND STONE

    • @apoleon474
      @apoleon474 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@FidoZip1988 arent they The Kin now, if you are reffering tk WH40k that is

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@arthurbarros5189 They have a beard clippy thing that they attach from the end of the beard and onto the belt buckle to hold 'em down... in SPACE

  • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
    @justsomeannoyingredpanda ปีที่แล้ว +500

    *_"KUYASHII"_* the Elf Expert screamed as she once again lost the interest of yet another human.

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You'd think that with them living so f*cking long they would've learned what and what not to do at this point.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saulesalejos4483 Their knowledge grows with time, but so does their unsatisfied thirst. An ever balancing act which leaves most elvish females forever sexless regardless of their age.
      A truly miserable existence.

    • @DarthFandoro
      @DarthFandoro ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@saulesalejos4483 With how thirsty they are? The line's blurred.

    • @thespyingeyeofmordor
      @thespyingeyeofmordor ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Screams in Numenorean*

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth ปีที่แล้ว +538

    There's also the extremely rare Polar Elf. They're very short, highly mischievous, and enjoy making toys and crafts. Dwarves refer to this species as "Urai'ok" which translates to "the fun ones."

    • @ocel6037
      @ocel6037 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Where did you get that from ?

    • @thatspellcastkkid_7672YT
      @thatspellcastkkid_7672YT ปีที่แล้ว

      These mfs just want to bring joy all around. Truly one of the elves of all time

    • @danielm6089
      @danielm6089 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@ocel6037 santa

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      In rare circumstances, Polar Elves will forgo making toys amd instead develop a fascination with teeth
      These elves are considered outcasts and should not be trusted with sharp objects

    • @hectorberber6391
      @hectorberber6391 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@davidhong1934 they also regularly skip activities such as "elf practice"

  • @Y2IZI
    @Y2IZI ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Voice actors deserve more respect if they are willing to destroy their vocal chords for a few laughs to be honest . (Great voice acting!)

  • @zephyrprime8
    @zephyrprime8 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Reject the lusty elf, embrace the might of the dwarwes.

  • @DmitriStormblood
    @DmitriStormblood ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Final party has massive ROCK AND STONE vibes and I am loving it.

    • @afluffybunny2543
      @afluffybunny2543 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!!

    • @sifter14
      @sifter14 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STOONE!?*

    • @alicecrimson3269
      @alicecrimson3269 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If you don't ROCK AND STONE, you AIN'T COMIN HOME

    • @kriegsman7585
      @kriegsman7585 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE

    • @DarthFandoro
      @DarthFandoro ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FOR KARL!!! 🍺💪⛏️

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    As soon as you hit us with the diggy diggy hole I knew you were truly cultured

    • @LoremasterFoxBuster
      @LoremasterFoxBuster ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My thoughts exactly. Truly a person of culture.

    • @jackr2287
      @jackr2287 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No person of culture likes elves. Dwarves are where it's at!

    • @stainlesssteelfox1
      @stainlesssteelfox1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackr2287 I commented the same.

  • @FlashNeko417
    @FlashNeko417 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Personal headcanon: Mom of Half-Elves Elf is the same person as High School High Elf.
    Things turned around for her in college when she met people who accepted her for her and she didn't have to put on airs anymore.
    Also the reason why Professor Elf is extra KURASHIIIIIIIIIIII about the whole thing.

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Or maybe being isolated also isolated her from all the bad influences of dealing with other elves so she ended up semi-normal and thirsty instead of annoying and thirsty.

    • @ajayusspiritus6955
      @ajayusspiritus6955 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh she better not know or she'll implode

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@wolffang489 and after being shunned by elven socity and losing self esteem she learned to fit in with humans. Leading to her actually fitting in and finding the love and a human partner to use as a status symbol over the other elves.

    • @privateuser3726
      @privateuser3726 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope the latest video has her end up with an orc

    • @FlashNeko417
      @FlashNeko417 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@privateuser3726 Hey now. It said she became a FRIEND to orcs, not that she got busy with any of them. Nothing saying that experience couldn't have helped her have the confidence to bag a human husband later on in the timeline. Hell, maybe the orcs were her wingmen, warning her of (and steering her away from) her bad instincts at the start of the relationship.

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “The kind of dwarf that doesn’t like elves.”
    Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down…

    • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
      @Some_Really_Random_Dude. ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Is that really such a bad thing?

    • @mexcore14
      @mexcore14 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I fail to see the problem. A Dwarf party is a Dwarf party

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 ปีที่แล้ว

      They also own a space station near a dangerous planet with a lot a recourse on it

    • @bananananananabatman8999
      @bananananananabatman8999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sound specific enough for me!!

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku ปีที่แล้ว

      A pary full of a bunch of dwarfs... Ah what's next we all go on a journey to the lonely mountain to slay a Dragon and retake a once lost dwarven kingdom full of gold

  • @metal4life751
    @metal4life751 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I learned more about elves in this 4 minute video than in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy. Baalbuddy is something else.

    • @thespyingeyeofmordor
      @thespyingeyeofmordor ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You should try the Silmarillion.
      Also, Feanor did nothing wrong.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thespyingeyeofmordor Feanor did absolutely everything wrong.

    • @namethis658
      @namethis658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thespyingeyeofmordor Silm has nothing to do with the subject, the elves in the tropes are not Tolkien elves, unless you can show me JRRT having actual dark elves or space elves.
      P.S. Melkor did nothing wrong.

    • @thespyingeyeofmordor
      @thespyingeyeofmordor ปีที่แล้ว

      @@namethis658
      Nah, you mean Fëanor did nothing wrong.

    • @namethis658
      @namethis658 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespyingeyeofmordor it's not my fault you lack reading comprehension

  • @TheSolitaryEye
    @TheSolitaryEye ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "So, what kind of Dwarf are you?"
    "The kind that doesn't like Elves."
    "Yeah, we've established you're a Dwarf, I need you to be more specific."

    • @zaBeheaded
      @zaBeheaded 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      the kind that doesn't work for a intergalactic mining company

  • @miguelperez9906
    @miguelperez9906 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Straight up , depressed quirky slightly less thirsty than the active elf wizard teacher girl is actually worthy of taking her on adventures mostly because she realizes how screwed she is but sticks to her teaching job and actually accomplish it with a pun at the end. I like to think he’s carrying her in the rucksack on his back

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    3:42 Isekai MC Hero made the right choice to have a Gotrek and Felix-type adventures with the Dwarf Party.

  • @Amantducafe
    @Amantducafe ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Dwarves personality based on apperance, from left to right
    -Dwarf with helment and long axe: Serious, determined, focused on the objective, speaks only to give tactical information.
    -Dwarf with eye patch: Leader, keeps the group together, barks orders during combat but only cares that everyone returns alive.
    -Dwarf without hairloss: Silent most of the time but observant and aware of the surroundings, only speaks to deliver witty remarks.
    -Dwarf with hairloss: Great drinking companion, the soul of the party, always quick to deliver a joke.
    -Dwarf with the crazy eyes: Doesn't speak only mumbles and grunts, sometimes even being unpredictable with random violent acts of an unhinged minds however extremly loyal.
    -Dwarf with scar: Extreme prejudice, hate and a personal vendetta towards the entire race of the creature that scarred him.

    • @-Mawce-
      @-Mawce- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What About the one with the full helm on the right?

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@-Mawce-I believe that is the Dwarf with the crazy eyes.

    • @jackr2287
      @jackr2287 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And they're a party of fighters and thieves, who excel at killing! A fine band, I could think of none other I would like to be in the company of!

    • @romanrhino8370
      @romanrhino8370 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dwarf with the crazy eyes: Fuller auto

  • @ColonelSanders17
    @ColonelSanders17 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Nice to have em all uploaded together. It all came together nicely.

  • @xdragoonzero0
    @xdragoonzero0 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    3:42
    Much better party. These guys know how to Rock and Stone.

    • @DarthFandoro
      @DarthFandoro ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONES!!! ⛏️💪

    • @Mad_Overseer
      @Mad_Overseer ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!

    • @thisiswrathspeaking2057
      @thisiswrathspeaking2057 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

    • @awesomegj
      @awesomegj ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE YOU AINT GOIN HOME

    • @WeFightForKarl
      @WeFightForKarl ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ROCK AND STONE FOREVER

  • @random-kun
    @random-kun ปีที่แล้ว +143

    3:48 MY FAVORITE FAVORITE SCENE ON THIS COMIC
    DON'T GET ME WRONG EVERYTHING ON THIS SCENE IS MY FAVORITE SCENE

    • @RbDaP
      @RbDaP ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was NOT expecting it I cried laughing here

    • @azurephantom100
      @azurephantom100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diggy diggy hole 🎶

  • @livingghost7975
    @livingghost7975 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That elf pun was just enough to consider taking her whole adventuring with the dwarfs

  • @shinsenshogun900
    @shinsenshogun900 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The entire arc finally unleashed!

  • @yp2427
    @yp2427 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    3:19 him groaning at the bad pun was relatable

  • @brentmatthewc.hipolito4358
    @brentmatthewc.hipolito4358 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    This was quite the rollercoaster ride. That High Elf student bit was damn depressing and the dwarf party bit was just *chef's kiss*
    Let's not forget the pure emotion in the chair scene. I lost my hearing for a bit but a small price to pay for an incredible performance.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If they're all like Gimli, I'm sure we all can chill and get good times better than a harem. Dwarf party for life!!!

    • @Amantducafe
      @Amantducafe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One thing is for sure, Dwarfs know how to party.

  • @majorandras7474
    @majorandras7474 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The best girl is the dwarf we made along the way or something

  • @alvarox951
    @alvarox951 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2 things
    1-if the wizard elf cried about never having a sigmificant other and incisting on a harem of mostly elves, they are probably so low in numbers for being so massively rejected that they have formet a secret alliance in order to save the species
    2- a purely dwarf party is the best kind of party

    • @frankwest5388
      @frankwest5388 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      None elf insists on a harem for two reasons.
      Firstly it’s considered polite to share your human male partner. Since it represents an understanding of the horrors of a 500+ year dry lifespan.
      Secondly it’s meant to show of the quality of the male, since it implies he is horny enough to satisfy multiple elf’s.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    TFS Frieza: "I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?"

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dear lord this is happening again!

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Tell me, have you ever heard about Mordor?"
      Elf: N-no?
      "Funny... It's the same answer I expect to hear next time I ask someone about Thamriel"
      *Punches elf to the ground*

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just want to comment that Yuuka killed it with the Scholar Elf voice in particular. Every voice was gold (I particularly liked the exhausted human adventurer), but Scholar just had that delightful little twinge of "nerd" to her voice that brought everything together, and keeping the sound of tears in her throat after her brief emotional breakdown was fantastic.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    2:30 On the other hand, the other female Elf married The Crusader and have a Half-Elf son Henry thanks to the Cheerful Eldritch Goddess granting the wish.

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Elf party: you become harem romcom.
    Dwarf party: you become powermetal song.

  • @griffin6539
    @griffin6539 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    At the start: 😑
    At the end: ROCK AND STONE!

  • @prophet4722
    @prophet4722 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Space elves = Aeldari
    They can see bad futures, try to stop them, but inadvertently end up being instrumental in causing them 😂

    • @marcustulliuscicero5443
      @marcustulliuscicero5443 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are also the reason why the multiverse has decided to no longer dignify elven horniness.
      One evil god being murderfucked into existence is enough, thank you very much.

    • @namethis658
      @namethis658 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She specifically mentioned urban cyber dystopia cities, so ya know... I believe Drukhari would be the name, and the hero dude does NOT and should NOT want to get anywhere near them...

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@namethis658 Hence why he likely bailed out. He KNEW what they were...

  • @azj_
    @azj_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brother just join the *"DWARF PARTY"* instead Harem Elf.
    *WHAT A CHAD 🗿*

  • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
    @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That ending was amazing. Wind Rose is always welcome in my book, even more so when it perfectly fits.

  • @Some_Really_Random_Dude.
    @Some_Really_Random_Dude. ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I just remembered that in most fantasy universes Dwarf women also have beards. They might be the harem party!

  • @michaelscalia7080
    @michaelscalia7080 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how much effort always goes into the jokes in these comics. Baalbuddy has established an entire lore with these troll comics, and it's glorious.
    As for you guys: You have some excellent voice acting talents, and it's always fun watching your dubs.

  • @LowellLucasJr.
    @LowellLucasJr. ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'll never grow tired of Baalbuddies Thirsty Elves! ❤ They will always make me happy on those lonely nights at sea...

  • @Sanzumori78
    @Sanzumori78 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:36 the "Nani?!" is BACK!!!!

  • @Armoredunit
    @Armoredunit ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dwarves thought short but reliable
    Meanwhile reliable elves:"I'm am extremely rare"

  • @wu1ming9shi
    @wu1ming9shi ปีที่แล้ว +6

    See this is why I love your take on these. You just add your own dialogue which makes things even funnier.

  • @brandonaughtman9091
    @brandonaughtman9091 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way you bring Baalbuddy comics to life with your videos with well-timed edits, music, and sound are just fantastic as always.

  • @MysteriumArcanum
    @MysteriumArcanum ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how the elf wizard girl did the "ah, eto...bleh" meme when the misconduct allegations were brought up.

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:25 High Elves are masters of the Eight Winds of Magic they meld into one in harmony and unison called "Qhaysh".

  • @krisblurb9837
    @krisblurb9837 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The final scene with all the dwarfs and the music, it got my blood pumping.

  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness
    @TheTrueHolyDarkness ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:45 - Now there's a party that'll get shit down. As in real life. A squad of men. For a man's job.

  • @thelion2751
    @thelion2751 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:47 the best battle brothers I will ever see in my goddam primarch life,I approve of this and because my home is the rock and the votann are based

  • @n0vitski
    @n0vitski ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Words cannot express how based the ending of the comic is.

  • @soldierhobbes1182
    @soldierhobbes1182 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly we should probably thank that elf for making us realize Rock and Stone is the only way.

  • @rukitotheunknown2198
    @rukitotheunknown2198 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ah yes, dwarves, perfect choice

  • @thuranz2773
    @thuranz2773 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That just means more elves for me!
    But stay the hell away from the Dark Space Elves. There's a reason one of their taglines is "Pray they don't take you alive."

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur lose.. just means more elves for me.. 😂💀

    • @Dylanfrias24
      @Dylanfrias24 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@InanisNihil elves that turn people into living furniture for gigles. You can take em all

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dylanfrias24 nice.. i could use a new couch.. what kinda couch do u prefer.. to be..?! 👀
      imagine what i could do to people with a harem of elves 😂
      say im late to work and someones using my car and say i personally dont like u.. well i could get a elf to turn u into a car... or say if the boss doesnt give me raise.. i could turn him into a pretty nice piece of furniture and sell him .. i mean it.. SELL IT.. for a good price.. 😂
      imagine i commit a crime and cops that come for me all turn into bar stools and etc..
      i think i chose wisely.. xD

    • @Dylanfrias24
      @Dylanfrias24 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InanisNihil you'll be the first person they'll transform. Drukhari are sadists mfs. They torture their own kind. Good luck getting them on your side💀

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dylanfrias24 doubt.. keyword HAREM.. aka why would one in my harem do that to me.. when they can do it to u and ur friends and fam... remember im ONE PERSON... she would just be with.. u'd be the one of many we pass by in our travels.. ur going missing.. not me.. xD
      i didnt say id add a STUPID being into my harem..
      its like if i invited one from space to live with me in my house.. i gotta pay bills and and buy stuff.. also gov gonna come looking for missing tax payments... that means i gotta work right... aka its in HER INTEREST to fk YOU OVER not me.. xD
      and im a person of self interest and mutual transactional relationships.. personally its none of my buisness if one in my harem goes out and night and goes across town and tortures ur family .. not my problem.. 😂
      not that id wish that butt im not gonna lie and say id care.. if it matters.. i wouldnt let one borrow my car to go to ur house... they gotta walk or get a taxi... im not interested in the police coming over and asking me about my car and liscense plate seen at the scene of the crime xD
      this is "earth" they gonna have to adjust to how we do things here...
      its a mutual.. and a "dont ask dont tell" policy.. do what ya want just do tell me what u did and to who.. and be back before i go to sleep cause i aint getting up to unlock the door.. xD

  • @ladrugo
    @ladrugo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can never go wrong when choosing the Dwarf party except everything goes wrong in the Dwarf party
    *ROCK AND STONE!*

    • @mexcore14
      @mexcore14 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't everything going wrong like half the adventure with a Dwarf party?

  • @thekindhakerro82
    @thekindhakerro82 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:00 The defeat of Dagoth Ur and it's consequences have been a disaster for the dunmer race

  • @theepicduck6922
    @theepicduck6922 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Rock and stone!

    • @AlphaLuna
      @AlphaLuna ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ROCK AND STOE FOREVER!

  • @CappyK
    @CappyK ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dwarf ending got me HYPED! You'd think in a world of super hot elves desperate for sex that'd take up my focus... but then you offer me DIGGING A HOLE WITH MY BROTHERS! YEEAAAHHH ROCK AND STONE!

  • @NeO_SaNdMaN4040
    @NeO_SaNdMaN4040 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE LONGER COMICS.

  • @lstallings96
    @lstallings96 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Didn't expect to hear wind rose at the end.
    Now that's peak entertainment👌👌

  • @mugurlutr9208
    @mugurlutr9208 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:50 she turned into a coomer right away

  • @DangerDan64
    @DangerDan64 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Massive Mana reserves," love it! It's that type of immature humor I adore for making sleezy explanations for the fetish fuel questions.

  • @Kareszkoma
    @Kareszkoma ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:00 That's so sad. I wanna give her a hug.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I shall sacrifice myself and marry her to protect all of us

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crawlingboy What? YOU? What do you mean you will marry her?!! Bro. Rules are rules. We share. You are not alone in this.

  • @Vacerous
    @Vacerous 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Elf Party: For clapping ass
    Dwarf Bro Party: For clapping dragon ass then hitting the tavern

  • @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302
    @zarlsalamandersspacemarine302 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Chad Isekai protag choosing a Dwarf party over an elf party is freaking great. Also if the protag happens to have been an engineer, architect, welder or blacksmith in the before the dwarves are the ones most likely to help make your teck work and while many dwarves are all about traditions as long as you keep up an honorable code of conduct I don't think it would be to bad of a problem

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And that's how the hero defeated the demon lord while inabreated while in company of 8 even more inabrated dwarfs.
    The whole room smoked of tabacco afterwards too.

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When they were gonna show the space elf, I was fully expecting a Dark Eldar in full torture and fetish attire ready to dish out pain to save their souls from Slaanesh ever so temporarily.

  • @saulesalejos4483
    @saulesalejos4483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok the "Orc" - "Cyborc" part really cracked me up.
    That's the first time I actually laugh at these comics lol.

  • @armorbearer9702
    @armorbearer9702 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sigmar approves the hero's choice of companions.

  • @tetsuryuu01
    @tetsuryuu01 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The moment i knew we will get a dwarf adventurer party i was "Roar! Brotherhood and Booze!"

  • @senioravocado1864
    @senioravocado1864 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A BLESSING FROM THE LOR- wait... Is this a repost?

    • @epicebones7329
      @epicebones7329 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All the parts together brudda

    • @senioravocado1864
      @senioravocado1864 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@epicebones7329 oh I see, thank you brudda

  • @Christopher-rw2bp
    @Christopher-rw2bp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how they included the subtle Warhammer 40k reference of the orks and the aeldari XD

  • @soulezwan266
    @soulezwan266 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the type that doesn't like elf🤣
    after all the elfplanation of course i accept a dwarf party.

  • @newbaggett
    @newbaggett ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yuuka Bear did a great job pulling off the Absolute Suffering Solas voice in female form.🤣

  • @TheDarkGraven
    @TheDarkGraven ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that ending ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!

  • @rushwinscorptamondong9461
    @rushwinscorptamondong9461 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cry is so damn authentic, putting their heart and soul like it’s life and death, damn

  • @SchwarzSchwertkampfer
    @SchwarzSchwertkampfer ปีที่แล้ว +59

    We were speeding together
    Down the dark avenues
    But besides all the stardom
    All we got was blues
    But through all the sorrow
    We were riding high
    And the truth of the matter is
    I never let you go, let you go
    We were scanning the cities
    Walking to greater dues
    But besides all the glamour
    All we got was bruised
    But through all the sorrow
    We were riding high
    And the truth of the matter is
    I had to let you go, let you go
    You go down just like Holy Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    Not just another Bloody Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    If you choose to run away with me
    I will tickle you internally
    And I see nothing wrong with that
    We were searching for reasons
    To play by the rules
    But we quickly found
    It was just for fools
    And after all the sorrow
    We'll be riding high
    And the truth of the matter is
    I'll never let you go, let you go
    You go down just like Holy Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    Not just another Bloody Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a
    You go down just like Holy Mary
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    Your beauty never ever scared me
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross
    If you choose to run away with me
    I will tickle you internally
    And I see nothing wrong with that
    Nothing wrong with that
    (Mary on a, Mary on a cross)
    Nothing wrong with that
    (Mary on a, Mary on a cross)
    Mary on a, Mary on a cross

  • @nigrum_angelum6655
    @nigrum_angelum6655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reject the thirsty knife ears, embrace the Dwarven Brotherhood.
    *ROCK AND STONE!*

  • @lucack6348
    @lucack6348 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    space elf = elder. If you know, you know. The dwarf in the end almost laughed me to death😂

    • @namethis658
      @namethis658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EldAr.
      At least type it correctly, won't you, mon-keigh?

  • @gabekeener7071
    @gabekeener7071 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Going from a party of elves to a party of dwarves makes me think he's going from all DPS to all tank, and I find the idea very amusing

  • @Leonardo-rj8ec
    @Leonardo-rj8ec ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the way she said K U Y A S H I I , i felt that.

  • @samankucher5117
    @samankucher5117 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how these look like they are drawn by hand on paper

  • @skythegamer1702
    @skythegamer1702 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dwarfs are the way to go

  • @bionacle11
    @bionacle11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    partying with the dwarves also saves you from grudges

  • @notarmchairhistorian7779
    @notarmchairhistorian7779 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Being a dwarf is my spirit race.

  • @Nepthys_xo
    @Nepthys_xo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you were in a dwarf party you would always hear the song "Ride of the Valkyrie"

  • @ludacus1
    @ludacus1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brothers of the mine rejoice!
    Swing, swing, swing with me
    Raise your pick and raise your voice!
    Sing, sing, sing with me
    Down and down into the deep
    Who knows what we'll find beneath?
    Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
    Hidden in the mountain store
    Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
    Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
    Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
    To dig and dig makes us free
    Come on brothers sing with me!
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    The sunlight will not reach this low
    Deep, deep in the mine
    Never seen the blue moon glow
    Dwarves won't fly so high
    Fill a glass and down some mead!
    Stuff your bellies at the feast!
    Stumble home and fall asleep
    Dreaming in our mountain keep
    Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
    The Earth is our cradle, the mountain shall become our tomb
    Face us on the battlefield, you will meet your doom
    We do not fear what lies beneath
    We can never dig too deep
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
    Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
    Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
    To dig and dig makes us free
    Come on brothers sing with me!
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
    I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
    Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole

  • @4ncientGu150
    @4ncientGu150 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That ending song is so great

  • @devinhallsworth5531
    @devinhallsworth5531 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The voice acting is phenomenal, I really feel for that drow man slave. XD

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Human joins dwarves
    *Sabaton intensifies

  • @searpen1848
    @searpen1848 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can tell that they are going to *FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE*
    as distant terror plays in the background

  • @cachehoward2852
    @cachehoward2852 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Diggy Diggy Hole is perfect for this!

  • @senint
    @senint ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ”Cyborc…?” THAT’S GENIUS!!! 🤣👍

  • @nataallcarman4092
    @nataallcarman4092 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have a feeling that the gun the 3:04 Space Elf is holding is an StG 44 (Or at least based off of one)