Elijah Foote Probably not, Minx and Schlatt are people who do bits together a lot, it’s actually really funny- the whole thing is just for content though, the crying was probably just for the bit
@@Scotch20 Agreed, he also seemed more upset about what minx was doing to herself than what she did to him (even though has every right to not only call her stupid but also be upset a what she did)
Lol tbh even though shlatt picked host he was prob the best option out of the two... The other guys date basically was just the guy asking if minx is always a little bitch or just right now
Schlatt, the absolute alpha, has learnt from the greatest coach of them all, the love coach. He used all the great techniques such as "shit talking" and "calling her broad". Absolute icon of the pickup community. Edit: Nevermind, it seems his techniques are more orientated towards a younger demographic.
Schlatt: "It is like fucking midnight for him" Aksel: "That's true" Schlatt: "he wouldn't be here if he meant it" Annoying girl: "it's midnight for me too" *long pause of disgust" Schlatt: "ok" I loved that idk why
Minx crying while the upbeat music starts playing and Schlatt announcing that he will be back time after time again is amazing it's like an ancient curse. Schlatt is inevitable
Jschlatt is an honest man. His intentions were clear, and he made them clear from the start. An in the end, Minx chose unwisely. All she had to do was pick Dean.
@@UndertaleFan-cx2mc He was so genuine at the end too when he said "If you think Dean picked love, pick him, because I picked host." Like it was so obvious he wasn't lying and she still picked him smh.
@@pllatipi It's the opposite of the last one. Here, he picked host, made it VERY clear he was there to fuck around, and got picked. The first time, he picked love and lost over a guy who likes his steaks well done. Smh too.
Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Schlatt: I chose host. Minx: ...did he though? Austin: Schlatt chose host. Minx: :O
You know what I realized? Schlatt is a mastermind, he can literally ask for money and nobody is going to get mad at him because its completely within character.
Playatoma He may be a psychopath. Ik we all like to pretend like everything is a “joke” or a “bit” because we’re a broken generation, but this behavior is mental.
@@bingbongjoel6581 it IS mental, which is why it's so hilarious. There is no conceivable way jschlatt is actually like that IRL, so it's fine to support him, it's all an act. It's like saying an actor is a bad person because he played the part of a serial killer, it's all an act.
Callmecarson and the people from lunch club have stated many times that Schlatt is very different from what the viewers see. They describe him as more of a calm and kind of boring person. He acts mental because people find it funny! He is smart, he knows that people probably wouldn’t watch him if he was the more calm and reserved person he really is. Schlatt acts like this purely because of the entertainment and rightfully so. I love schlatt’s angry moments and him smashing keyboards or even him laughing hysterically at Minx crying. If you want to see his more realistic and genuine self, Schlatt has a channel called “theweeklyslap” where he answers people’s genuine, serious questions while playing Call Of Duty.
Schlatt: Puts his heart out to Alex and chooses love, loses because she thought he picked Host Also Schlatt: Closes his heart off from Minx because he chose host, wins because she thought he picked love
It’s hilarious how when Minx is alone, she’s the dominant force in the area. Yet when mixed with Schlatt, she’s the one crying while he laughs maniacally
made keyboard timestamps 11:37 - purple guy laughing idk while smashing pink keyboard 12:17 - schlatt about to break his whole pc 14:24 - flying keyboard 15:27 - broken desk funni moment
"i dont know what to do when women cry" "not the mascara" honestly "ew stop that" was pretty close to not being the worst reaction, and the problem is the other guys were NOT JOKING
@@tristianrodriguez4380 bob7 carson brucedropemoff. not really cancelled but jadeyanh disappeared, jenna disappeared onto onlyfans, so a lot of the main cast is gone
This doesn’t sum up how chaotic the stream really was. At one point minx threw her chair and left the room for like five minutes. It was the craziest stream I’ve ever witnessed.
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1 MILLION VIEWS EZ CLAP
the man has done it
Have you been sitting here watching stats waiting for it to hit a mil????
Love you schlatt keep going in case you see this
LETS GO BABY
EZEZEZEZEEZEZEZEZEZEZ
"I should really... stop flirting with men."
*g a y s c h l a t t*
BA BO BAY
Where he say that
Gigabite Ps in the video lmao
*scat man John plays*
@@gigabiteps8726 10:58, also 10:49 is worth mentioning
Minx:*Mental Breakdown”
Schlatt: That’s disgusting
seriously what a chad move honestly
i make sure to do this everytime a woman cries. stay real kings!
Evangelion reference?
“Pathetic”
Elijah Foote Probably not, Minx and Schlatt are people who do bits together a lot, it’s actually really funny- the whole thing is just for content though, the crying was probably just for the bit
Elijah Foote Probably not, still funny tho
"Schlatt's so hard to read, I never know what's going on in his head."
Schlatt: Blatantly expresses his opinions both physically and verbally
It's his calmness and being quiet most the time
hes so genuine that everyone thinks hes fucking around
All of his friends say hes the hardest to read, the realest guy...extremely caring...and always watching lol
This video is too good to be true.
Or minx is just more potato than brain.
Maybe he could’ve lied about choosing host but he didn’t lol
“I would kiss Minx, are you guys willing to make that claim?”
Jschlatt: “No”
Facts
This killed me when he said that
timestamp
@@selish2904 2:32
Schlatt brings the chaotic evil energy
The constant keyboard breaking and laughing at minx when everyone else is compassionate is so funny.
Lmaooo I know. How did she not realize it was host??
@@ladymisfortune1015 She looked so surprised to the point where we thought she was serious.
@@nikkoa.3639 I know. She's a decent actor.
Tom Hayes she has the biggest crush on him I swear.
schlatt has 10000 iq I swear
Bob: “I would kiss Minx, are any of you willing to make that claim?”
Schlatt in a dead tone: “No”
i was HUNTING for this comment
Bob is a Simp.
Absolute Giga-Chad
What time is this?
@@Vau1tb0y093 2:39
Minx- Has a literal emotional breakdown over her choices.
Schlatt- *LAUGHS LIKE A SUPER VILLAIN AND SMASHES ANOTHER KEYBOARD*
*Smashes keyboard with Religious Intent*
I feel like schlatt is a cosmic entity and he's using his supernatural powers to win dating shows
Did she actually have a breakdown or was it just a bit?
Areeb M. It was a bit
Alpha Centauri lol this is normal for them. She’s cried in lots of bits on her streams. She just a good actor I guess
Bob is the definition of a guy that is nice until rejected, then goes full crybaby mode on the girl
He didn't say anything that wasn't true.
@@Scotch20 Agreed, he also seemed more upset about what minx was doing to herself than what she did to him (even though has every right to not only call her stupid but also be upset a what she did)
You do realize that he's not serious right? No way somecan can really acct like that irl.
@@margaritasauce4235sadly guys act like that all the time when they get rejected, but yeah I think that was satire in bobs case
"I should really stop flirting with men"
all of Schlatt's tweets to James Charles: ...
o.O
Relatable
Too bad he's too old for him.
@@St33lStrife based
Other contestants: Schlatt is literally the worst person alive.
Schlatt: Minion.
They were all laughing at his jokes though tbh.
Schlatt is the corporate devil incarnated
Raving Rabbids gang rise up
They didn't think he's a bad person, just the worst choice for Minx to pick, as he stated multiple times he picked host lmfao
mcdonalds
Schlatt trying hard in Love or Host: *loses*
"i pick host": *Wins*
rigged
Lol tbh even though shlatt picked host he was prob the best option out of the two... The other guys date basically was just the guy asking if minx is always a little bitch or just right now
and when he tries he loses
I love how at 12:14 literally everyone including shlatt are shocked he's still in the game lmao
like all 3 just put their head down in shame
Minx: literally in tears
Schlatt: That’s disgusting
11:05
But its true...
Of course, she is disgusting!
Jschlatt starts laughing. So did I
@Andy Bradley u wanna see the dairy section?
minx: *cries*
jschlatt: that’s disgusting
minx: *cries harder*
jschlatt: LMAOO
Me in a nutshell:
1k th like
That fake cry was so cringe worthy
minx: *cries even harder*
jschlatt: can you stop now please
@1k subs 2 vids WELL YOU CAN PUT THE MINX INTO THE CLOSET.
“Don’t take Carson’s advice on a love or host”
That one hurt Schlatt
You can't lie tho, that was fucking hilarious
It was sooo brutal
Fr that had me rolling
its been a few months
irs fair game
It had me whimper laughing
12:17
“Schlatt you’re safe”
Literally everyone: **PLAYS BRUH SOUND EFFECT THROUGH THEIR SOUL**
"Don't take Carson's advice on a Love or Host"
Schlatt is a friggin savage dude
You're here too.
Schlatt is a faultless man, but he pales in comparison to you when it comes to being in literally everyplace at once.
Mans basically admitted to using Minx for clout as well lmfao
So uh, what are you not interested in cuz you watch everything
too soon
Schlatt, the absolute alpha, has learnt from the greatest coach of them all, the love coach. He used all the great techniques such as "shit talking" and "calling her broad". Absolute icon of the pickup community.
Edit: Nevermind, it seems his techniques are more orientated towards a younger demographic.
Luxither such a chad.
Gabriel Poro not even a chad. The Alpha Chad,
My Self a Thad if you will
Or you could force love with gun and violence
Giga chad
Everyone: Jenna bark
Schlatt: play dead
I’ve missed you
lmfao
So much, i was just binging sjschlatt moments videos.
IS THAT THE DOG GIRL FROM TIKTOK
@@obye Yup, it's her.
@@obye she's getting paid 6 figures for that too
Schlatt: "It is like fucking midnight for him"
Aksel: "That's true"
Schlatt: "he wouldn't be here if he meant it"
Annoying girl: "it's midnight for me too"
*long pause of disgust"
Schlatt: "ok"
I loved that idk why
that shit hurts when someone says that to you irl but it was funny here
Are you saying she's annoying because she's british? Because as a British person myself I 100% AGREE lmfao.
@@DarkStarCoreXand because she’s white as a marble countertop and that annoying dyed hair lmao
@@jvinny_
Racism
@@DarkStarCoreX based
****Minx Crying .****
****Schlatt Laughing Maniacally In The Background .****
*Classic .*
Ah yes, 11:32
And then there is Wilbur in the background
*True .*
Minx crying while the upbeat music starts playing and Schlatt announcing that he will be back time after time again is amazing it's like an ancient curse. Schlatt is inevitable
D u a l i t y
I can’t believe she didn’t believe him. He wouldn’t lie, he’s a God fearing catholic.
Jschlatt is an honest man. His intentions were clear, and he made them clear from the start.
An in the end, Minx chose unwisely. All she had to do was pick Dean.
To true *smh*
@@UndertaleFan-cx2mc He was so genuine at the end too when he said "If you think Dean picked love, pick him, because I picked host." Like it was so obvious he wasn't lying and she still picked him smh.
@@UndertaleFan-cx2mc 7:59 As the editor note has said as well
@@pllatipi It's the opposite of the last one. Here, he picked host, made it VERY clear he was there to fuck around, and got picked. The first time, he picked love and lost over a guy who likes his steaks well done. Smh too.
The classic tale of “three gay guys and the simp”
69 likes, *nice*
88 likes, not that nice
Certain as the suuuuun
Rising in the eastttt
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Three gay guys and the siiiiiimp
Best moment of the video, hands down
A tale as old as time
“I think schlatt is the worst decision”
Schlatt: *sipping on his minions happy meal drink*: hey minx is that a minion i see?
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Schlatt: I chose host.
Minx: ...did he though?
Austin: Schlatt chose host.
Minx: :O
Lol
@@heisenberg7513 I'm telling the FBI you got a phone in jail
@@AIRISFULL dont do it
👀
Austin should be in caps and and bold font.
Schlatt: "Aksel, how about we go on a date after this?"
Minx: *Literal squealing*
the way minx likes it when schlatt says/does gay things
Literally SammyTheClassicSonicFan right there!
She entered seagull mode
Time stamp for the lads that wanna see it 10:49
Also Schlatt- I should really start flirting with men
"Now Im Left With The Three Gay Guys And The Simp"
ha what a classic
The plight of Minx
Thor tactics. Good thing Schlatt countered with brutality to assert himself as an alpha male
That bit had me dead 😂. The fact that she was crying about it! *I love it* 🤣
That's what the whole world is saying... go find a good real man...IE the guys you friend zoned
The only thing Jenna brings to the table is the morning paper
she only brings demands, atleast she is good at doggy
we can't keep letting this guy get away with this
he's gonna date every woman and big hot man on this planet
Minebama Why not become part of his big hot men? Who wouldn’t want some 10 big juicy hot men?
th-cam.com/video/Hi6KIrBelKI/w-d-xo.html
@@elijah5989 trust us dude, being a big hot man changed my life for the better
@@elijah5989 I'd be up for it, but I don't think I qualify as a big hot man.
We meet again, Minebama
Me: Cannot get a girlfriend
Schlatt: literally tries not to get a date but gets one anyway
He's just too good
What can I say? He's an absolute chad my dude
Facts
He's fucking tall and he's charming in a weird way
Harry the sailor, I hope your ship sails one day
You didnt add the best part when she was having a “breakdown” and schlatt and carson were playing 8 ball while telling her to shut up
STOPP WERE THEY REALLY LMFAOOO
Olivia Carr yes they where
Olivia Carr funniest shit ive ever watched
What was the stream is it on switch?
Please link it
Schlatt laughing while minx has a mental breakdown is the best part
"Don't trust Carson's opinion on love or host"
YIKES
His look too.
F
Dammmmmn
i mean at least he looked like he regretted it right after he said it but schlatt is a hard character to read
Hey, you can trust Schlatt doe. He warned about Katerino and also Fedmeyster
Mega oof
Schlatt holding a keyboard:
"If only this was a cat."
Had me dying.
Time stamp?
Jimithy 53 - that bit starts at 14:22 and goes through 14:34 after carson joined halfway in the show
But not as much as alinity’s cat
Fukurodani’s Owl thank you 🙏
Jimithy 53 - No problem :)
“I spent 50 dollars to get the 30% off”
That’s the most american thing I’ve ever heard
30% off is a good deal
Yeah it really is haha
free money
Fun fact: it cannot be an American quote if it doesn’t include school shootings or suicide
@@Juangoosgoos so true.
This is like a game of Mafia:
Schlatt is the murderer
Minx is the detective
Everyone else is screwed 😂
and the detective is in love with the murderer
alpha male
yep
Hi
It's a weird day when you see a popular TH-camr in new
True Chad because he never lied about choosing host
why are you here
"two melanin kings and one person that don't wanna fucking be here"
Shits hilarious
@@mr.bigstuff4755 Yeah the joke was funny too
1.2k likes and 2 comments
While i was reading this it happened lmao
98y7y7899iouhhui
*Jenna gets eliminated*
Schlatt: thats ruff
Smooth schlatt. Smooth.
Cha Cha Real Smooth
Thats funny
Comedic genius
@@SauceThe2nd yo is that real smooth?
U só gay
This is easily my favorite jschlatt video ever. Such a perfect story arc, and an amazing plot
“I would kiss minx would anyone else say that”
Schlatt “Nope,”
1kth like
Lettuce Man oh what the fuck that’s a lot of likes
bruh
i laughed so hard when he said that
2.5k likes )
:)
Out of all the risky jokes Schlatt has made, “Don’t take Carson’s advice on a Love or Host” is probably the riskiest LMAO
Connor Hagan I mean was it a joke?
MiniReign I mean even if it wasn’t who cares it’s true they are kinda crazy
I just realized what he meant and I kinda just sat there in awe for like 5 minutes because he actually went there.
Yeah but there friends so i mean i would probably say the same thing to my friend
*MoonCat* they’re friends it was a joke carson will know that don’t worry
I have now purchased 400 ryan p youtooz thank you for your suggestion
Good for you Dolan
Hi Dolan
dolan you stink
Nice
good job duck man
“As if the show couldn’t get any worse Carson joined” schlatt predicted 2021
jshlatt: her name is minx u may not know her
literally everyone: oh we know her
th-cam.com/video/Hi6KIrBelKI/w-d-xo.html
we do?
I mean if you watch a lot of schlat you realize they have a hate and hate relationship
I am one of few that didn't
Jovan Holmes you’re a living shot post
Schlatt gives 100% effort: Loses
Schlatt gives no effort what so ever: Wins
It all makes sense now
CorrosGamingYT that is called minx
He is like Luigi
That’s life for ya
Trying hard doesnt mean success with women clearly, seems it even hurts your chances
You know what I realized?
Schlatt is a mastermind, he can literally ask for money and nobody is going to get mad at him because its completely within character.
He also acts like he genuinely does not care about the way he is perceived or looked at and pretends like he hates mind which makes her want him 😂
Playatoma
He may be a psychopath. Ik we all like to pretend like everything is a “joke” or a “bit” because we’re a broken generation, but this behavior is mental.
@@bingbongjoel6581 I can't tell if ur joking
@@bingbongjoel6581 it IS mental, which is why it's so hilarious. There is no conceivable way jschlatt is actually like that IRL, so it's fine to support him, it's all an act. It's like saying an actor is a bad person because he played the part of a serial killer, it's all an act.
Callmecarson and the people from lunch club have stated many times that Schlatt is very different from what the viewers see. They describe him as more of a calm and kind of boring person. He acts mental because people find it funny! He is smart, he knows that people probably wouldn’t watch him if he was the more calm and reserved person he really is. Schlatt acts like this purely because of the entertainment and rightfully so. I love schlatt’s angry moments and him smashing keyboards or even him laughing hysterically at Minx crying. If you want to see his more realistic and genuine self, Schlatt has a channel called “theweeklyslap” where he answers people’s genuine, serious questions while playing Call Of Duty.
Austin yelling "MINX WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING" with the thrilled narrator voice cracked me up so hard XD
Jenna: "As you know, I am very loyal"
Bob: "Maker her woof for you"
*woofs*
Schlatt: "Play dead"
Lmao
OMG I DIDNT HEAR HIM SAY THAT HAHAHAHA
Yeah nah
timestamp?
PcMikeGaming 2:55
“I should really... stop flirting with men” ~Schlatt 2020
GaySchlatt
@@SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen lmao when Carson and Schlatt reacted to that for the first time😂
gayschlatt
gayschlatt
gayschlatt
We may never know who said “yikes”, but at least we know they had more sense than Minx
It was kaceytron
Nevoverse she may be high but you bet she is mighty
@@lils426 She knows. She called Katerino and Jschlatt.
ngl, i was kinda feeling schlatt playing the psychology game; but i too was wrong
I thought it was the dog
LMAO THE CARSON JOKES ARE JUST SO MUCH FUNNIER NOW
Schlatt: Puts his heart out to Alex and chooses love, loses because she thought he picked Host
Also Schlatt: Closes his heart off from Minx because he chose host, wins because she thought he picked love
We in the biz call it an epic gamer moment
@Z ero this is proof that you can never tell when schlatt is in a bit
life is a comedy
It was kinda sweet though that Schlatt and Alex got their happy ending in the end and got their date.
Jschlatt: "I should really stop flirting with men."
Also Jschlatt: "Hey James, can I take you on a date in my sister hoodie."
Lol first
Monkey oh really? You’re first? th-cam.com/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/w-d-xo.html
@Jax Nobody cares nobody asked
It’s hilarious how when Minx is alone, she’s the dominant force in the area. Yet when mixed with Schlatt, she’s the one crying while he laughs maniacally
schlatt's raw energy overpowers hers
Wilbur and banana will forever haunt her
She hasn’t been the same since the banana incident
Lmao what banana incident
@@mamawawa640 we dont talk about it anymore
12:19 when they put their heads down at the same time 😭😭
dog girl gets kicked off
schlatt: damn... that’s ruff
When minx told her to bark he said play dead
I was crying 😂
All the women see his great skills, he knows how babysit AND cook (and lead a marching band of course)
Owns That jook kook guy. Ladies are bouncing off the walls for him
He’s also a tremendous zookeeper and security detail for animatronics
Just sucks that he’s not too good with his hands :/
th-cam.com/video/Hi6KIrBelKI/w-d-xo.html
do you mean Mr Hands(don’t look that up)
Everybody: oh no minx don’t cry
Schlatt: ewww
Minx logic: he must really love me
That was hilarious!
"EWWWW WHAT IS THAT SHIT"
"he loves me sm 🤗"
Schlatt loves irony, but how many layers was he using determines what were his true intentions
“Jenna its the end of the road for you, I’m sorry”
“Man, that’s ruff” THAT SENT ME TO MARS DUDE
Schlatt: "I chose host"
Minx: *chooses schlatt*
Rajj: "he chose host"
Minx: 😧
Austin
Austin
Austin (?)
Austin
Austin
I love how he pulls out a gun just to get the keyboard out of the plastic
American problems require American solutions
I thought for sure after he cocked it he was pulling the trigger
Lol
I'm reading this comment before I watch the video and now I'm concerned
@@az3429 well you're in for a wild ride then
When bob broke character because of the gun, I almost cried of laughter
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@@davidk2189 6:58 ish
@@davidk2189 6:48 is the starting point
No one has ever broken Bob, maybe never will again
map gamer that moment changed my life of simping over bob7
made keyboard timestamps
11:37 - purple guy laughing idk while smashing pink keyboard
12:17 - schlatt about to break his whole pc
14:24 - flying keyboard
15:27 - broken desk
funni moment
Just imagine you’re a McDonald’s employee and see a 6’3 man with mutton chops walk in and order 2 Happy Meals and $50 worth of food
Sir? Why do you have so much food?
*20
They probably thought it was for his children
Two large bags of happy meals, not just two
you can see the lifeless keyboard corpses vibing in the background
Honestly not enough people are talking about the “I chose 3 gay guys and a simp” line because that was great
11:19
lmaoo
no one's talking about when he said thats disgusting xD
That line sounds like a new sitcom
Correction tree
I was just to about to Comment about I was
S E N T
Schlatt: i choose host.
Minx: ah so you love me
seeing as minx chose host on him her frame of "logic" makes sense
Schlatt wins
Austin: And he chose.... HOOOST
Dumb Broad: *_Pikachu Face_*
KankSchlap I don’t think we get to call her that, Schlatt’s her friend, we’re not
@@Ake-TL They are not friends but enemies that have battled over the course of many seas.
One might say Minx, is a simp.
@@Ake-TL it's always kind of cringe when people in her chat call her that, they aren't schlatt
9:11 - "If you had kids called 'Bobbobs,' I would have kids just so my kid could like- own a playground to just like put your kid down." 😂😂😂🤣
"Play dead" followed by "I brought a happy meal" is pure chaotic Schlatt energy and I love it
Ah yes, 2:58 and 3:05
And when he laughed and broke a keyboard while Minx was crying really shows how chaotic he can be
@Jonathan Barone rest in piece
I watched it live and lemme tell you I might have fallen out of my chair at that remark.
I wanna have some Schlatt energy everyday
minx: "jenna bark"
jenna: *barks*
jschlatt: "play dead"
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@@catto111 2:53
@@littledicholas6131 thanks
fucking golden
@Joaquim Rietveld yeah it was great
Bob gives off Chad and virgin energy at the same time he scares me
True.
tRue
true, and idk how to describe mkre precisely, it is an anomaly
WAIT, HE'S A CHAD BEFORE INITIATION INTO TRUE CHAD, I DECODED IT BFKCNRJCKGNCIDDNJJJJJJ
Nah he is the physical representation of nice guy
"i dont know what to do when women cry"
"not the mascara"
honestly "ew stop that" was pretty close to not being the worst reaction, and the problem is the other guys were NOT JOKING
Drinking game: take a shot every time Minx is disappointed from the decision she makes
If I do that I’d die from alcohol poisoning
kai coogle But if *I* do that I'd die from drowning
9 shots
I'm surprised she hasn't taken to that
I don't want to die tonight.
2:55
minx: Jenna bark!
Jenna:*barks*
the ultimate giga chad schlatt: play dead.
Radicaldude i died from laughing when he said that and I still am 😂
I had to stop the video and process that for like 10 minutes it was great 😂😂
He made the right call though.
schlatt had more of a connection with every other contestant than he did with minx
950 likes no comments hmm...
@@lemonadegrenade4178 :0
@@lemonadegrenade4178 wait what how
@@lemonadegrenade4178 :awesome:
That was probably the worst set of choices I’ve ever seen anybody make, but it ended up being good cause Schlatt got the whole ass audience to himself
There's something refreshing about seeing Schlatt make Bob7 laugh.
Yes indeed
Yeah bob7 is usually so comited to his simp bit, seeing him break chatacter for a seccond at how funny schlatt is, is refreshing.
I cant believe schlatt made him break character 😂😂😂
@@michaelmues7917 yoo bob is a character?? He was so cringe, thank god
lil mattmoo SAMEEEE I hope he actually is and they aren’t meming.
I like how everyone was saying 'Scripted!' until they realized Schlatt *did* choose host.
It’s a bit!!!
SuiLuJ !!! According to twitch chat, everything is scripted, a bit, or fake
1998 Subaru Impreza 22b STI well that’s because 90% of their interactions are scripted/a bit
Kim Barack Yeah I guess thanks to Minx’s great thinking
love or host is mostly scripted
Minx: crying
Schlatt: smashes keyboard while uncontrollably laughing
o7
o7
O7.
o7
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Keyboard: exists
Schlatt: And I took that personally.
schlatt is a master of psychological warfare
That’s not warfare that’s just murder
Bruh it's massacre, calling it a murder would be insulting
I mean he told the truth
he is a psychologist but in a bad way
@@fylthl Just like that massacre he did back in 1999...
"If you had a kid i would have a kid to push your kid around in the playground"
*This man really playing pokemon*
Brucedrop is A GOAT
Imagine losing to a man who is trying his HARDEST to get disqualified. Hell I can't even imagine living within a ten mile radius as Schlatt
I’d love to live in a 10 mile radius of schlatt lmao
since he lives in NY i live anywhere from 1-3 hours away from him lmao
He’s a gigachad
I find it hard to accept that I live on the same planet as Schlatt
He is aware of the effects he has on women
“I feel like you’re kinda dumber than a bag of rocks, you know rocks?”
That shit gets me every fucking time
When Schlatt said “that’s ruff” when Jenna got voted off I laughed so hard my tears made it impossible to see the video
That’s rough buddy
That's ruff buddy
That’s rough buddy.
That’s rough buddy
That’s ruff buddy
Schlatt: * Throws a keyboard *
*"If only this was a cat"*
Easy To find channel no. Katerino was the leading on multiple men, it was Alinity who threw her cat
@@OPROSEBUD alinity
MILO
The true reason why he bought Jambo
jambo.
“Who is the worst pick for minx?” Dean: “I think the golden retrieve..I mean, Jenna..”
Who's watching this 5 years later seeing all the foreshadowing/ people that have been cancelled.
Who was cancelled, I know how minx turn out but who else was cancelled?
@@tristianrodriguez4380 bob7 carson brucedropemoff. not really cancelled but jadeyanh disappeared, jenna disappeared onto onlyfans, so a lot of the main cast is gone
This doesn’t sum up how chaotic the stream really was. At one point minx threw her chair and left the room for like five minutes. It was the craziest stream I’ve ever witnessed.
You haven't seen her normal streams yet. This is just the tip of the iceberg on how chaotic her streams really are.
@@JaMorantBiggerArm well, she is Irish. Most of my Irish friends are just in a constant drunken rage, even when sober
@@JaMorantBiggerArm remember when she streamed Monopoly with Wilbur?
@@Bighomie39 minx be like: JDIFKDKKDKDHOO
Jenna: *barks*
Schlatt: “Play Dead!”
Super Sorcerer I just want to reply. Have a nice rest of your day or night
When she was eliminated he said that's ruff
Teacher.., how is it you can know so much about PURGATORY, and all the rest only tell lies, and fairy tales of trips to the Moon on their TV Screens.?.?.? Well, it is known by my people of Pak-Toe that are “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition that I was born of a DEAD Wombman as a [Male Child] #QANON /_\ too become the Oracle for the END OF THIS AGE as the Source of All Creation, and All Destruction touched my head in the moment of my mothers passing where she had The Vision of the ROMAN CATHOLIC “God” giving me all power over good and evil, and as Christ Returned, I steal away my days in this MORTALS {Temporary} +=+ TEMPORAL human flesh, and blood, and bones body TEMPLE Avatar!!! If this place we are in was not PURGATORY………,, then Space Ships would be REAL…….., and SPACE 1999 - Star Trek - Star Wars would not just be ENCHANTMENTS “on your minds” called LET US ENTERTAIN YOU too make you “bow down” / * \ to People just like you called PRESIDENTIAL Kings and Queens known as YOUR MAJESTY [{**}] and YOUR EXCELLENCY [{*}] as they do this (COVID19) CORPORATION World Domination Plot where we see so many of WE THE PEOPLE have Evil Vile Profane Wicked SPIRITS [in our minds] Q doing the Lies……., and the TV SCREEN where all nations have “destroyed” the OLD WORLD ORDER for their NEW WORLD ORDER…..., but sadly….., and alas /-\ they all still live by the WAYS of the IRON AGE…, and The Old Wine Skins while we {The Rag Tag Rebellion} these ROMANTIC WARRIORS of The Society of nonmason do what we can too become a SYSTEM “within” the SYSTEM as NEW WINE SKINS where we can feed our people.., house our people., clothe our people for we do so know that WAR IS MURDER, and MURDER is “against” The RULE OF LAW and ORDER, so to that we say: WE THE PEOPLE will not kill for you U.N. FLAGS when “All People” have Eyes to See and Ears to Hear that you are the LAWLESS ONES spoken of in the Book of Books, and there is NO “Rational Reason” to have WAR with one another [unless] Q+ we are filled with EVIL SPIRITS giving us evil thoughts, evil desires, and evil delights known as THE ROAD TO HELL, when Heaven can be, and The GOLDEN AGE can return if we but STOP the next GREAT NUCLEAR HYDROGEN WAR that will “most certainly” DESTROY this fragile Bubble our Celestial Sphere that we are all Born into as “Celestial Beings” with the right to Choose what LAWS are Legal, and What LAWS are Racka!!! Theretofore, continue to put on the masks of MADNESS be that mask your Make Up, your made up Titles, or just the Corona COMMON COLD Mask of Treachery - Sedition - High Treason… The Book of EXODICE!!!
So God built A MACHINE’ and put us all inside it too Redeem us….
The Sentinel…
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@@thewriteinpresident why do you smell so weird
@@thewriteinpresident what
“Schlatt has never lied”- Flashback to the Scam Chest.
Wasn’t a lie dude just put your diamonds in for coins
@Casswury *It's too big to fail*
They call me the hooker cos in 1989 I murdered 4 women with a hook
It's not lies if you can't control what the market does, just look at bitcoin
22:13 "MINX WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING" IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYING THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW
“Minx, dont take Carson’s advice on a love or host...”
The Silence.
OH i just got it
@@sanderssides7390 LMAO
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@@TsdsxSansTSSunStone 11:59
Is this like a joke we can laugh at or something that we should just keep as an awkward silence?
She’s crying and he says that’s disgusting what a legend
Gex the anti-woman
@@abramo7700 More like Alpha Chad.
HOLY SHIT GEX
That was like fishing at Michael Jacksons house.
This is like prayer an Johnathan Schatts house
Minx: "What makes me most attractive to Schlatt is my intelligence."
also Minx: *picks Schlatt even though he told her multiple times he picked host*
What’d you edit
@@Panda-xp1tz the first sentence since that i initially put didn't make sense to me after i re-read it
another channel oh
What’s the host mean in Love or Host? I’m sorry I’ve never seen it?
T.C.F. Tots child friendly. That they picked it for “views” and “clout”
Schlatt: openly admits every round he chose host
Literally no reason to pick schlatt:
Minx: picks schlatt
Also minx: surprised pikachu face
@Just Another Galaxy Thy tarnished, rest upon my lap
@Just Another Galaxy Does the tarnish know about the cold harsh wind?
I love how every time a contestant was eliminated they immediately turned to roasting the shit out of minx
Yeahh LOLL and they all somehow knew that she would pick Schlatt
The duality of man
Brumine momentorio
@@angela.luntian i mean anyone would changr mood if someone is that bad at making choices
idunno anymore they threw a fucking temper tantrum tho
I love how schlatt calls her and i quote "dumber than a bag of rocks" in the finals and she still picks him
@Nitrocell "and you get like, a bag of them? and shake them around?"
Probably because she is
My World would mean nothing without you in it
IN days such as these when I am locked away from you, I would give anything to see you face to face, and be able too touch you, and hold you as the one I love… I do not know what I did to be born into PURGATORY, but there can no other way this world has gone insane unless Christ Jesus was Real, and them Demons and Devils known as those FREE MASON Lodge Members in my home town changed everything in Bible to make it almost [inconceivable] /_\ that EVIL SPIRITS are persons unto themselves, and thou the OLD TESTAMENT “only focused” on The Flesh, and The Blood, and The Bones of Wicked, Vile, People, them “people” must have all died, and become the EVIL SPIRITS in the New Testament…
It is said: What is impossible for Man, is not Impossible for God, and though I do not comprehend what was done that could condemn one to HELL, and Purgatory, I do comprehend that my parents did the best they could to raise me well… I know The Church is NOT the place of my SALVATION for all they do is “dissemble” the message of Christ, and talk about their FAKE SPACE, and Faked Moon Landings TV Shows, and not only is these Churches A Religion unto themselves, but GOVERNMENTS are A Religion as well……., and we whom pay taxes, pay them TAXES……, so our Military can practice their WAR GAMES known as WAR IS MURDER when….., and while Murder is against the RULE OF LAW and ORDER, and I find myself born into a Place of Liars, Cheats, and Thieves…
This SLAVE MASK {Agenda 21} [{**}] has taken a real toll on what it means to be a TROLL on humanity, and I did my best to say: Corona is JUST the Common Cold, and it is in every MEDICAL Book, and still not one CORPORATION is “Libel” for Fraud, and Theft, nor Damages to WE THE PEOPLE of Mankind be we Male and Female.?.?.? I listen to many U-Tube Channels, and no matter whom they are, they don’t say (COVDI9) was done too shut down The Great Awakening that we live inside a Celestial Sphere as “Celestial Beings” on this Two Sided FLAT EARTH of as above so below, and no I do not know the DYNAMICS, but in a Holographic “Simulation” CONSTRUCT where all my dreams are just part of this Virtual Reality, I do like when I dream as I sleep “of being” around others, and talking, touching, and holding, and NO SLAVE MASK by our Oppressive {U.N. Government} that we do so EMPLOY…
It has been revealed in THESE END OF DAYS that “evil spirits” known as Incubus and Succubus possess the MINDS of our Masters, and that we The SLAVE populations must do “what them” we give TAXES to do so say??? If that is not madness, Lunacy, and INSANITY, then you’m have never Read The Bible and all them WARS and Murder, and even [Cutting Babies] /-\ OUT OF THE WOMB just as we do Abortions in this END OF AN AGE!!! I would scream and rattle and break shit, but What is the use?? God can not be “defined” by Mankind for God made Mankind, so I am going to just be A Witness to A World Gone Mad as my {friends and families} chose to PLAY THE GAME, and go do WAR IS MURDER, but I know the “Holy Spirit” is alive and well, and whence I die, I ain’t gonna see you in Hell…
Johnny Exodice
www.thefreedictionary.com/dissemble
Regardless of what you “think” of SIMULATIONS and A.I. Bots, how advanced has Artificial Intelligence Become as S.A.T.A.N. that A mere Machine would be Able to attack you like Cain in your Dreams while you sleep???, and while you are WIDE AWAKE.?.?.?
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@@thewriteinpresident shut up
@@thewriteinpresident Cringe
Women: "Talk dirty to me "
Schlatt: "This McDonald's is sitting like a brick"
I like that two or three of the contestants immediately supported him in that statement.