@@Hashbeast I like to think you spent a month and a half basking in the glory of your first comment, thinking and thinking, only to then come up with "arragannoying" lmao
@thomas neale a roast is supposed to be an intelligent quip against the opponent, not an insult any 5 year old having a temper tantrum could make, he has so little creativity that I literally heard better roasts from my classmates in school when I was 8.
@@EdgieAlias mood, but naturally you can't expect a Conservative to even know the definition of hypocrisy so it's no wonder he can't see the irony in his own statements.
The biggest diff between them is that while he gets "OOOHHHs", she gets laughs. He focuses on just saying the meanest most shocking thing he can think of while she sits back and flows with a comedic rhythm. He insults her, she ROASTS him.
Nah, they both got "ooohhs." It's a roast, man. Of course, they're going to say mean, shocking things. You don't think the things she said were "mean" out of context? Her jokes were great, her "comedic rhythm" was non-existent, which is why it sounded like she was reading from a script LOL.
@@stotz4710 Wow. So much wrong in one comment. And yeah, saying typically mean things is apart of roasting, but there has to be a humorous element in there somewhere. His "jokes" lacked that element and just sounded like basic insults.
@@jhyland87 He was not funny at all, but that has nothing to do with the fact that it's a roast. Him not being funny means it's not a roast? Nice logic, dumb ass.
TheDukeofDan He’s lucky she only shot him in one of his knees before killing him, and she only did that because she had to make him kneel to at least one person (besides his bible camp leader) before he died.
I like that he repeated the prop comedy “burn” because she didn’t react, like she didn’t hear him. But when he tried to double down she’d already formulated an answer 😂
The "unrecognisable road feature" joke was one of the hardest, funniest and most devastating roasts I've ever heard, and the delivery just made it a thousand times funnier. 10/10 would watch Dave Kinney's life flash before his eyes again.
A "road feature" is someone who basically opens for other comedians. She set him up earlier with the "I don't find any entries for comedian Dave Kinney." It's a bit of inside baseball, but so dark.@@enunna
@@EricaMeeee her mom got into an argument with her dad and he pushed her which caused a miscarriage, so when she realized she was pregnant again she had to stay quiet so he wouldn’t accidentally kill Dina too. Not really funny, just a shock value joke.
OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth Yeah, he may be more creative, but the way he formulate and delivery his jokes just sucks. You can see where he comes from, but he just can't make it funny, while she keeps it dumb and make it work.
Him: Nothing but gross punching down "jokes", gets salty at the end when she wins. Her: Zero emotional feedback, nothing but deep cuts. He shouldn't even be on her stage.
I like the way he kept escalating it like she wasn't dishing out 1000% of what she got. Maybe he thought she'd run out of funny. If there wasn't a time limit he would have had a breakdown eventually, his ego couldn't take much more.
Yeah it's almost like she made fun of his deceased mother or something. It was funny as shit but I don't know how I'd react in that situation, depending how recent it was.
@@Nativeborn272 It made me mad because that's literally how male classmates used to try to get everyone else on his side when they lost to girls in class debates
@@LiamPorterFilms I must not have heard the "I had more" part but it still makes sense without it. Considering the whole joke was about how he didn't come up after the Google search, it would make sense for her to say that she didn't need it (referring to the phone).
I like the fact that her roast was so brutal that they felt the need to build Dave up, despite Dave being the one consistently calling her fat and making jokes about beating her mom
Yeah, like she's a comedian dude! She's heard tons more nasty shit than you can think of just by daring to be in the profession! His stuff wasn't funny, just bully stuff. She was funny even hearing just her line.
@@sbdemos Taking her jabs personally was the worst thing he could possibly do. It made him careless, like a martial artist who gets pissed at an opponent.
His jokes were uncomfortable and gross while her joke about his dead mom being roadkill(arguably even more uncomfortable) was the bomb. Pick a side lol
The difference was that Dave was just insulting Dina, Dina actually roasted Dave and clearly won. Thank you, Dina, I haven't laughed like that in a bit.
Nobody cares if women are failures. Women can go from depending on their parents to depending on their husbands and nobody bats an eye. Men by contrast are judged primarily based on their accomplishments, which makes failure much more noticeable in men. Success is optional for women, but mandatory for men.
@@gymnopedie4445 I'd have to disagree. I do understand where you are coming from, with the social standard being that men have to be successful and independent but, it may just be my experience, from the women I see, they are demanded, just as men or even more, to be independent and successful. In my family, my mother, from her own mom, has been belittled because of my mom not being able to hold her own, because of her disability, and that she isnt as independent as my grandmother is. I've also seen this happen to me, especially from my mom, but most other adult women in my life, pushing me to be independent and hoping I'm successful. This mostly comes from mom because, until recently when she got this disability, all of my father figures have used her for her independence and she doesnt want me to be used like she was, so pushing the independence and hope for success, in her mind, it should help me in the end. All I'm saying is that, I understand that there are some social norms that effect men more, but, not all but some, effect girls too. And in no way am I saying this to get pity, I'm just saying this to prove why I disagree.
@@dragonking2105 You're a female, I'm a male, we're dealing with different anecdotal "lived" experiences. I tried to find some solid, peer-reviewed data showing how society judges young men who aren't financially independent (either because they're still dependent on their parents or because their spouse provides the bulk of their income) versus young women who aren't financially independent and I wasn't able to find anything specific enough to address the specific claim that I'm making. There's some vague stuff about how people are more likely to associate terms like "provider" with men, which intuitively we might assume means that people would be more critical of men if they failed to match that description, but I honestly couldn't find anything conclusive. With regards to your specific example of your mother pushing you to be independent, I think part of that is just older same sex relatives being more critical of their same sex children/grandchildren/whatever. By contrast, it seems like people generally have a more warm, accepting relationship with their opposite sex parent i.e. momma's boy and daddy's girl. I think this is part of why women are starting to excel in certain areas like academia, even though I believe the overall *societal* pressure for women to succeed is less: given that fatherless households are more common than motherless households, there are a lot of boys who don't have fathers around to tell them to "man up," whereas girls are much more likely to have mothers around to tell them to "woman up". Add to this the overwhelming predominance of female teachers in elementary school and the overall feminization of education (e.g. the de-emphasizing of academic *competition*, not allowing young boys to engage in rough and tumble play that is common among young males of all species, and just an overall culture of being polite and quiet) and what you'll find is that young boys just don't have that many male role models instilling that masculine drive to success anymore. If this sounds like I'm backpedaling or contradicting myself, then allow me to clarify myself: I'm making a distinction between how *society as a whole* judges women for being financially dependent on either a parent or a spouse versus how *specific authority figures, particularly same-sex older relatives* judge women for being financially dependent on either a parent or a spouse. And again, I couldn't find any conclusive data on the former.
@@dragonking2105 Also, there's another element to this that I want to address. It seems obvious to me that a huge component to this is the difference between male and female sexuality. Men generally prioritize appearance in a prospective sexual partner to a greater degree than do women, where as women prioritize accomplishments in a prospective sexual partner to a greater degree than do men. This isn't absolute, but it's a general truth. And I think what's going on here is that there's been a happy coincidence between female sexuality and the views of Western philosophy on the nature of the material world. Here's what I mean by that: going back to Plato, we see this tendency to denigrate the *physical* , material world in favor of the immaterial world and to see ourselves as souls trapped inside of bodies. Our physical bodies are thus seen as being trivial in nature, whereas the true substance of what we are is our inner soul. This idea seems to be pushed further by Christianity, where Jesus proclaims that in the next life all humans will be sexless. St. Paul said that sexually active married life was a sort of compromise that God permitted imperfect humans in this life, but that taking vows of eternal abstinence was morally superior. The church historian Eusebius reports that the church father and *neoplatonist* Origen actually castrated himself in line with a literal interpretation of Matthew 5:27-30. Then St. Augustine, also a big fan of Plato, comes along and develops a theory of original sin wherein sin is transmitted via concupiscence. And to top it all off the Catholics demand that all of their priests become celibate. So what is the result of all of this? An antipathy towards the physical element of human existence in general and towards sexual desire specifically, with sexual desire being characterized as a manifestation of our lower, baser, animalistic tendencies. And now the assumption that our inner subjective qualities (e.g. intelligence, humor, etc.) are in some sense *objectively* more valuable than our exterior objective qualities, particularly those associated with sexuality such as physical beauty, is an assumption that is simply taken as axiomatic. And because females have an innate tendency to prioritize male accomplishment and competency as a provider, and because these characteristics are largely determined by other inner subjective qualities such as intelligence, our philosophical tradition essentially privileges the kinds of priorities upon which women judge men and people generally. And so now in the present time it just seems to make intuitive sense to criticize a male comic for going "after the physical things," because we've been conditioned to just accept that physical things are less valuable than non-physical things. But here's the hell of it: from a purely naturalistic, purely Darwinian perspective, nothing is "objectively" valuable, we ourselves are essentially material beings, there isn't some vast chasm between the "lower" animals and "higher" humans, and if anything can be said to have any kind of value, it can only be in relation to enhancing self-replication. A common evolutionary explanation for why men seem to be so sexually interested in young, attractive women is because these women tend to be more fertile. So if a man is interested in having sex with as many young, attractive, fertile women as he possibly can, upon what Darwinian grounds would you propose to criticize him? It seems that his desires have an obvious biological root and make good evolutionary sense. And why would we not then expect that men in general would prioritize physical beauty generally to an extent that women don't? And why would we see this tendency as "inferior" as opposed to merely different? Just some food for thought.
This reads like the Rick and Morty high IQ copypasta. His jokes only got lazy at 4:05 when he started to recycle them. They are solid jokes on their own, though. Also, she wasn't "deadpan." People confuse "quiet and timid" with deadpan all the time. Maybe that's the style she was going for, but it didn't stick at all. Honestly, if she was more confident she would've easily outperformed him.
I felt Dave's jokes could of been towards anyone.... and Dina's jokes felt like that shit was personal and what made it a good roast and clear winner, bodybag
@@ash139nit The moment his tone of voice snapped, you knew she hit a nerve, his ego was so fragile, I felt bad for him, lol he became the victim... that's a good roast
@@ElixirOfEuphoria No, it just comes off as cringy and embarassing. It's a persona that might work for some, but it doesn't suit her well. It honestly makes her seem desperate. Her jokes would probably sound better if she played up her confidence more.
The "unrecognizable road feature" line was such a nuclear bomb, she didn't just defeat her opponent, she murdered most of the other comics in the room as well.
@EndofMusic The feature act is the comic one step below the headliner. The joke is that he would never rise above the level of a feature act who's always on the road and isn't successful enough that people recognize his name and buy tickets to see him. He'll always just be the middle guy who warms people up for the real comic who closes the bill.
@@christopherborum6551 wow that takes the burn to another level. Thank you for the explanation. I knew it was in her line of him being a nobody but that was some real inside baseball stuff.
She went after his lack of ability as a performer which only works if he makes the case for her. He did, so it just got worse for him. She did her research.
Ladies and gentlemen, the power of well-timed silence! Not sure why the title says "shy" though. Being quieter isn't the same as being afraid of people. Dina ain't shy, she's just comedically stealthy.
@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth lmao dude you're bitching all over this comment section are you sure you know what you're talking about in regards to confidence? 😂😂
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He showed his emotions, she didn’t. That’s one of the parts that made her so funny. When Dave got roasted he got flustered. Dina just fires back without showing she was affected
I didn’t think his ego was fragile. He took the burn and kept on going. Dave was probably overall better - he had comebacks and then did his roast. But she got him good. I think that going after the guy’s dead mom kinda made some people feel sympathetic
I know you're being hyperbolic, but his jokes weren't all fat jokes. He roasted other aspects of her appearance and made jokes about her family and lack of energy as well. It worked out until the 4:05-4:10 mark when he started recycling his jokes.
His jokes: woman ugly! Lady fat no neck short?? So small? Small Bill Cosby girl got coffee???? Her jokes: who said that? Oh shit I didn’t see you there. Who are you again?
@@stotz4710 the jokes he made were all related to miscarriage, domestic abuse, were racist, sexist, or about her appearance in a negative light. i would tell you to imagine being the header for the whole gig and losing the second you open your mouth, but you just watched that happen in the video.
@@arnbrandythere’s a difference in their delivery. You can tell from the get go he’s aggressive and then randomly saying she’s fat?? She was chill the entire time while he just literally tried to do personal digs at her to likely make her uncomfortable. I get it’s a roast session, but r*pe jokes are very weird to make in this situation paired with r*cist ones and sexist ones with the amount of vehemence he said them with. And how he treated her when the audience clapped.
@@zlivermore3427 dude pushes his partner down a stairs domestic abuse and you'd have to be a special kind of stupid to think that miscarriages and abortions are the same thing. please educate yourself and correct whatever gross misconception it is that you have.
@@SuperPurplePancakes the first joke didn't start with a woman a pushed down the stairs so please rephrase your comment boo, and you have to be a special kind of stupid to think i said "miscarriage's and abortions are the same thing" when i clearly said "miscarriage's are terrible", stop trying to put your own words in my mouth to fit the agender of your stupid comment
@@gloriathomas2188 I thought that too until I watched it back and noticed she only made that joke after he threw a barrage of insults against her parents. He called her dad an abuser, mocked her mum for being abused, called her mum a racist etc etc...she only fired that one back AFTER he made insulting parents fair game!
@@gavinclark525 I agree but don't dish it if you can't take it. I'd say mocking someone's abusive parent is on the same level of offensive as mocking a dead parent
no but honestly.... i saw it in his eyes. those mom comments were fucked up and definitely fucking him up.... lol he shouldnt be doing comedy if thats REALLY how he feels and can't handle it like some can
I know that i wouldnt be able to do it, I'm just being real lol and im usually a good sport but no way not with a joke like that. Maybe I'm a mamas boy, which im also not ashamed of cuz i love my mom to death. I couldn't imagine ANYYYYYONE joking about that kind of stuff, even in the most professional choreographed scripted way, its not gonna be okay with me on this side of my existence, ever.
Eden Shizzle he was the main aggressor though, and he started off insulted her mom and talking about her dad abusing her and stuff. So don’t dish out what you can’t take. Also, his jokes could’ve landed if they weren’t so vulgar and aggressive. It sounded more like he was verbally attacking her than roasting her. Maybe he should take this as a learning lesson to be more creative with his jokes.
@@EdenHilton he was the one to start the jokes about her mom, so she merely turned it back on him... in fact he did the most jokes about her parents hes the one that opened that to being fair game. I agree with one of the other comments here that he shouldnt have dished out what he cant take. This guy isnt cut out for roast offs
I recently saw Anthony Jeselnik during his Bones and All tour. Dina opened for him and I instantly recognized her from watching these roasts she did! I must've seen these back in 2019 or 2020 so i was so happy to see her opening for Anthony. Goes to show how far she's come and all the potential she has to become even greater. I don't always remember jokes that openers tell, but if i do, then that means they were memorably funny. Dina is no exception!
This woman is a stone cold killer. Half of his jokes didn’t even make sense and it was so cringe how he couldn’t just take her roasts. He had to try and make little comebacks after each one. I wish the lighting was better so we could see realization in his face that he was about to get slaughtered after her “There was more but I didn’t need it” response.
He was terrible...but i give props to anyone that gets on stage and tries to be funny. The comments here crucifying the guy would not stand a chance on stage
My second favorite part, after the MC saying "I'm glad your mom is dead or we would've never heard that joke." I admit, I laughed way harder than I should have.
Meanwhile she won due to a hilariously savage "Shock" piece about the guy's mother being smeared across the tarmac (Which actually happened). It's Dina who went for shock comedy while Dave went for insult comedy.
@@satanicaleve Sara wasn't saying shock value doesn't work in comedy, but that it doesn't equal comedy. Think of it like cinnamon. Sara said cinnamon doesn't constitute a proper meal; that doesn't mean she thinks you can't use cinnamon as an ingredient in a meal.
Well they're not, they don't need to be. Men have to be funny or at least the funnier a guy is the higher he rises in social status. Basically guys have something to gain from being funny and women don't that's why the majority of women ain't funny
@@notacop1067 I don't think a women has ever made me laugh out load in person when I'm sober. If you hang out with a bunch of funny chicks though that's cool they're just rare. Women aren't worse than men for not being funny just different. It goes to show that men and women aren't the same and don't need to be.
@@johnburt7935 it wasn't either of those things, it was a fill-in-the-blank insult, which is fucking brilliant. she let him just show who he is on stage and let us decide what her insult meant based on our 90-second impression of him
Hes i dont think hes a dope....shes alot funnier than he is but they're both just comedians I'm sure they laughed with each other right after, it's not a real competition it's a comedy show lol
Why does a man with no sense of humor want to be a comedian? He was getting angry and offended by her jokes. Lighten up and learn to laugh at yourself bro, it’s comedy
Its satisfying yet hard to digest how much this guy is dying inside. Its really rough to watch someone flail at their craft, simply bc the person next to them has unique style.
@@ap1463 drawl, the dude said so deadpan and dry, he added evil but I think dip shitz jokes were evil the first ones f****** sick as s***, stupid but sick not saying I like either of them they both sucked I would have carved them up and if I was there I would have heckled every motherfuker in the house.
They say that it takes comedians a while to find their voice and they usually emulate someone they admire until then. It's weird that Brandan Schaub chose this guy to copy
She won because now people get all butthurt about jokes and are rooting for nerds even if their performance is mediocre. Her delivery is shit and I fell asleep the moment she opened her mouth
michele wu the dude got beat badly even look at his reactions when the crowd laughs he couldn’t handle it lol he went for how she looked and she went for his ego lol
Yeah like I was really surprised to hear her joke about his mom. But it came after he made two jokes about her or her mother's abuse, then he went even more personal in the joke after the one about his mom. She kept her cool and he got emotional. Don't do a roast battle if you're going to take the roasts to heart.
He had a horrible strategy attacking her looks. It's just not clever and an audience will turn on you easily. I get it that this is roast comedy but his material was weak. His best joke was the Cosby one because it went after her delivery not her looks. But for every one joke he had that was good she had 3....and he had some bad jokes that brought down the good ones. She didn't.
Did you watch the video before commenting? I mean, your analysis isn't accurate. His strategy obviously wasn't terrible by your logic, considering the audience didn't turn on him at all. You just don't seem to like jokes that attack someone's appearance. That's your preference, man, but people eat that shit up, and the crowd's reaction to his jokes confirms this. They had an equal amount of jokes because that's how the roast was set up...
@Alpha Shepherd I think we can find its reason in evo psych,she emasculated him which in turn lowered his status amongst the audience members as he was supposed to be the big burly man and she was the timid shy fragile woman.In that role play she killed it but switch the big guy with a skinny small dude(much better if gay coz then no emasculation of masculinity would have been possible) and I don't think her set would've work.If it was intentional on her part, she's a extremely smart(i haven't seen anything else from her).My pov is that gender dynamics are at play and jokes are just irrelevant in this scenario.So yeah I agree with you but I think reasons are much more primal than the storytelling.Him being 'big man' unfortunately worked against him.Though I found him equally good. What's your say?
Omg, she played the crowd so well. Even he was starting to get nervous about it after that long pause. And then she slid in there with a killer joke after perfect comedic timing. It was like watching a samurai duel.
@@JB-xl2jc At first, you might think she was genuinely unprepared and fumbling and/or rattled by his attack, but as it went on, you could tell that either she was truly destroyed...or she was about to destroy him.
No one laughs at anything Dave says, they just "oohhhhhh" cringe-ily because he's just mean and crass, not funny. Dina, however, had genuinely good delivery, great punchlines, and good general roasts without being cruel. Her roasts were almost just responses to his hostile energy.
@@heberdiaz1806 compared to all the crap he said about her appearance and mannerisms, I don't think it was that bad. Plus, she only joked about her being dead, not about the mom as a person.
Kelsey Robinson I’d say calling someone’s mom who died in a car accident “unrecognizable road feature” is way crueler! Making jokes about your opponents appearance is 90% of what these roasts are about.
@@haxanator1513 in a creative way. He stuck to the cookie cutter jokes. That almost anyone with a brain could conjure. Its like watching a noob and pro face off... The pro, she, didnt even use the full artillery. The noob, him, just kept throwing paper bombs that had zero punch.
Complaining about body shaming in a roast battle?? Sure, you can say he wasn't funny, original, etc. But the point of a roast is that nothing is off the table.
Dave's joke at the end was less a joke and more him legitimately aggressively verbally abusing her as a result of him being laughed AT than WITH. RIP Dave Kinney's Career & Self Respect
Was watching this with headphones on. When he said that, i laughed so hard and abruptly that my family was looking at me like I needed to go to a psyche ward lol
What he's really thinking is that he should have been smart enough to give Siri something to latch onto. Nothing like realizing you're just not relevant in front of a live audience staring at you.
@@codacreator6162 and just about every joke of hers hammered home how irrelevant he was. The gag about the unrecognizable road feature was an in-joke for the other comics. A “road feature” is a lesser known comic that opens for a big name comic.
Dave = every dude in the hallway in high school tryna make an example out of a crushed collateral ego. Dina = all our inner thoughts, as we crawl away. #Redemption
@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth ah. The secret sign of a super insecure person with a tiny little penis. At the drop of a hat, with zero cause, any time anyone cheers on a woman for anything, pulling out moron phrases like "white Knight" and "feminist".
@@Wiley_Coyote Hey, don't group us insecure and tiny peener'd yet rational men with that idiot! At least I know not to direct my anger on feminism and "white-knighting"!
was but you gotta admit she was fucking brutal at the end just like more brutal than he was my dude it was like a punch in the nads to say that about his dead mom she was doing great without that joke
His "jokes" were just random insults; they didn't apply to her at all. Essentially, half of them were "you're fat and ugly." She's reasonably cute and totally normally shaped - it just doesn't work when the jokes don't fit.
Yeah she actually insulted his life while he just did general jokes that weren't all that applicable. His Bill Cosby one was alright since it actually was about her life but that's about it. The rest seemed like he was actually just arguing with her with general scripts instead of roasting.
Awww, that's right j1141 smith, all those male judges are undercover SJWs lookin' to take down the White Man!!! Audience probably had a few plants as well. Think those male judges might actually be trans women under those baggy tees? Female judge had her vote miscounted of course.
She was clever. He was just obnoxious.
Snobnoxious
@@Hashbeast frrrr
Arrogannoying
@@Hashbeast I like to think you spent a month and a half basking in the glory of your first comment, thinking and thinking, only to then come up with "arragannoying" lmao
@@NightTimeDay it's entirely plausible. But I most likely doubt that. Probably.
Dina: genuine witty insults
Dave: Modern Warfare lobby voice chat
You got likes thought I'd tell you
@@Nayhan123 wow, I do have likes
*search and destroy lobby
😂
Funny because true xD
He didn't roast her, just tried to insult her... and failed.
@thomas neale he would bring up her looks, mental state, her parents and her person. But she also brought up how he isn't popular or accomplished.
@thomas neale a roast is supposed to be an intelligent quip against the opponent, not an insult any 5 year old having a temper tantrum could make, he has so little creativity that I literally heard better roasts from my classmates in school when I was 8.
@thomas neale it is more intelligent than calling someone a pig like a toddler would
Its called a roast off
@@EdgieAlias mood, but naturally you can't expect a Conservative to even know the definition of hypocrisy so it's no wonder he can't see the irony in his own statements.
Dave: You done with the prop comedy?
Dina: There was more but I didn't need it
It was at this moment he knew he fucked up
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah he knew after the first
But it wouldn't be until the end of the roast that he realized she had just made him the biggest prop in a killer stand up bit.
He Legit did the Peter Griffin wince and pause when she came back with that
i agree! 10000% right!
Him: says the first joke
Her: *so you have chosen...death*
2 memes mixed into 1 combo kill..
Help us I’m beginning to feel like a meme god...
@@bransen6447 You have been watching to much of this please get some rest
god i fucking hate this joke format so fucking much. ive heard it over a thousand times by now i swear.
Man I feel sorry for Dave. That was brutal.
The biggest diff between them is that while he gets "OOOHHHs", she gets laughs. He focuses on just saying the meanest most shocking thing he can think of while she sits back and flows with a comedic rhythm. He insults her, she ROASTS him.
Nah, they both got "ooohhs." It's a roast, man. Of course, they're going to say mean, shocking things. You don't think the things she said were "mean" out of context? Her jokes were great, her "comedic rhythm" was non-existent, which is why it sounded like she was reading from a script LOL.
@@stotz4710 Wow. So much wrong in one comment. And yeah, saying typically mean things is apart of roasting, but there has to be a humorous element in there somewhere. His "jokes" lacked that element and just sounded like basic insults.
@@abhuman802 What's wrong about what I said? I found his jokes humorous, and so did many others. Roasts are insults in some way or another.
@@stotz4710 His "jokes" were about as entertaining as hanging out in a Call of Duty game with 12 year olds. That's literally the same shit they say.
@@TheMistressMisery I mean, it's not. No need to be overdramatic.
Dina = disciplined, witty
Dave = locker-room bully
Lockeroom bully? What the fuck? IT'S A ROAST, YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS.
@@joe2280 yeah.. But it has to be funny.... He wasn't
@@jhyland87 He was not funny at all, but that has nothing to do with the fact that it's a roast. Him not being funny means it's not a roast? Nice logic, dumb ass.
Joe it’s the style of comedy
@@joe2280 Crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack?
“dave, it’s impressive that you can be so large yet so unnoticeable” took me out
"Dave, it's impressive that you can be so large and yet so unnoticeable."
KILLSTREAK
large * not loud
....Large*
Large*
Thank you all for the correction, can't believe I wrote the word 'loud' instead.
Freudian Slip much! Lol.
Red faction 2 *KILLSTREAK*
She's only using 10% of her power. She gave him a merciful death.
TheDukeofDan He’s lucky she only shot him in one of his knees before killing him, and she only did that because she had to make him kneel to at least one person (besides his bible camp leader) before he died.
Claymore?
"This isn't even my final form"
2:17 “That’s it? You done with the prop comedy?”
“There was more, but I didn’t need it. So go ahead.”
@@rosielow527 fuck... Lmao that was great.
"All set? Done with the prop comedy?"
"There was more, but I didn't need it."
She's even good on her feet. Damn.
Right he was so cringe , he would comeback all butthurt about what she said everytime. Then proceed with his half ass written joke
You can watch him realize in that moment that he is woefully unprepared for what's about to come.
@@natedobson8957: Yeah, like 30 seconds into the set.
I like that he repeated the prop comedy “burn” because she didn’t react, like she didn’t hear him. But when he tried to double down she’d already formulated an answer 😂
The "unrecognisable road feature" joke was one of the hardest, funniest and most devastating roasts I've ever heard, and the delivery just made it a thousand times funnier.
10/10 would watch Dave Kinney's life flash before his eyes again.
I don't get it
Came here to say this. I couldn’t even laugh, I was so in awe.
A "road feature" is someone who basically opens for other comedians. She set him up earlier with the "I don't find any entries for comedian Dave Kinney." It's a bit of inside baseball, but so dark.@@enunna
"Dina your jokes were amazing and Dave you were also on stage!"
*OUCH*
😂
no spoiler warning?
@@namekman01 You couldn't avoid the comment section for 9 minutes to watch the video first?
@@jbasti227 no, because i can do both
this wasn’t really a spoiler alert because you can clearly tell who wins in the title
She annihilated him. He wasn't even close to funny and has the jokes of a 12 year old screaming into a call of duty mic
This comment is slept on and I hate that.
Well just know from me to you, this comment is my top 10.
DUDE FACTS LOL this is exactly what a cod 12 year old would say 😂 damn shitters
she wasn't really funny either
Ya, I was thinking he was just rewording things he heard the "cool kids" say during recess when he was 12. Dude sucks.
Squidward u related to the roasted man there squiddy?
His bruised ego made him more desperate to be vulgar and mean - all she had to do was let him sink himself because he was completely pathetic.
bingbongboop he was aight
Bingbongboop this is so correct
Exactly. She got under his skin from the outset, and he lost his composure. He wasn't funny, just mean.
I don't think he was as bad as everyone is saying but she for sure deserved the victory
@@scruf2002 rly? the first joke....like he calls himself a comedian... thats just men being mean I see that everyday
I love how legitimately upset he got. The dude knew it was over it the second she spoke and his ego couldn't handle it.
He tried to insult her to target her "feminine sensitivity" and make her uncomfortable. Turns out he's the sensitive one.
Yep, this.
Cringe
This
They always are. It's funny
Yeah she was actually being witty, he was just being sexist and racist to her
His jokes were so lousy and unoriginal, he just relied on swearing and physical insults while she crafted genius comebacks and attacks
Big Boy key word here I think is “crafted.” She’s a journeyman, he’s a tourist.
"Genius"
They were barely jokes
@@user-wl7mh6oc9x Compared to his, hers was top shit. And it actually sounded like she thought about them instead of pulling generic ones.
Big Boy His jokes felt more like jokes because he did use emotion, she just stated hers like a script.
The "holy shit" chant from the audience really added an element to this that I didn't know I needed to see lol
I usually hear that chant in deathmatch wrestling. Weirded me out to hear it during a roast lol
I didn't need to see it. The moment the joke finished the thought already chanted in my head.
I hope the man who started the chant has a wonderful day
It mustve hurt for dave at that time
@@yuki97kira he had to smile it off
There’s something heartwarming about those guys chanting, “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
Honestly she destroyed him with that line
this is precisely true
she turned him into an unrecognizable road feature. I mean, he already was one, but... @@pastelguts6182
He made a tactical error in starting with the miscarriage joke. It made him the antagonist early and she won it with Siri bit
Beyond that, his jokes were all shock factor and she was sincerely clever. No contest.
Yes, well said. He tried to rip the band-aid fast......she did it extra slow.......with deadly purpose.
Aint you the expert!
I listened twice and paused it...what did that miscarriage one even mean?!
@@EricaMeeee her mom got into an argument with her dad and he pushed her which caused a miscarriage, so when she realized she was pregnant again she had to stay quiet so he wouldn’t accidentally kill Dina too. Not really funny, just a shock value joke.
Imagine this: He wrote these jokes down, and went over them a few times, and finally he was like: " Fuck yeah, I'm awesome!"
what's sad is he evidently did his research, he put thought into this
He really went up there, comfortable with the image of himself he was presenting in front of a filmed crowd. Can that really be called confidence?
@@cathuman5463 fr Dina didn’t even give a crap about him. You know someone’s a true comedian when they just go with the flow
@@holly6212 They both did research, 2 jokes of dinas were personal, very personal.
@@uh-lohn6961 no duh🤨 but Dinas felt more like she was just joking, but Dave was just concentrated on being rude and offending her.
Is dave kinney even a comedian, just seems like he's just shouting aggressive hate and can't take a joke at all.
Not after that roast hes not
Well, his friends probably say hes funny, and thats why hes there, on the stage ti humiliate himself
Just looked it up, no results
That's a lot of comedians.
Siri says there are 0 results, and her word is God.
RIP Here lies Dave Kinney. He died as he lived: unnoticeably.
Perfection 😁
Who?
She’s a prime example of the quote “don’t raise your voice, improve your argument”
OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth quality over quantity
OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth woah dude calm down. All I was saying is that she had some good roasts even though she has a quiet demeanor
OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth Yeah, he may be more creative, but the way he formulate and delivery his jokes just sucks. You can see where he comes from, but he just can't make it funny, while she keeps it dumb and make it work.
She nailed him with a few sharp blows and then the mother joke was the coup de grace.
@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth Why are you so angry?
"speak softly and carry a big stick" -Theodore Roosevelt
Cool, I'm related to him
Jo Co
Uh cool
Hahahha Nice profile pic
@@lizardipeters6612 lol thanks i was wondering if anyone would notice who it was...
@@cageybee7221 where did you find such a good quality version?
She knew he had an ego, so she shredded it.
79 percent of all men have an ego... I could shred them if I wanted to. we all could. not enough people tell men what they're doing wrong
You mean she could tell he had a BIG ego.. since every one has an ego.
@@tinah6132 alright Freud calm down
Yeah, by talking about her dead mom
You can tell he got especially riled up after that one, gee I wonder why
Him: Nothing but gross punching down "jokes", gets salty at the end when she wins.
Her: Zero emotional feedback, nothing but deep cuts.
He shouldn't even be on her stage.
I like the way he kept escalating it like she wasn't dishing out 1000% of what she got. Maybe he thought she'd run out of funny.
If there wasn't a time limit he would have had a breakdown eventually, his ego couldn't take much more.
His last joke was just him being bitter. He knew he lost lol
Fr you can tell he can’t take jokes
He is a joke
@@sistersamich2075 I agree
The moment ppl start swearing you know they’re mad and know they’re losing
Yeah there was no cursing until then he just threw an insult
He seems to have taken it personally. Odd.
Yeah it's almost like she made fun of his deceased mother or something. It was funny as shit but I don't know how I'd react in that situation, depending how recent it was.
Bullies never grow up.
Nicholas Tanso lmao your comment sounds like on his jokes
Raging_Goblin He made a joke about her dad pushing her mum down the stairs. That’s pretty awful too man
He shook her hand afterwards.
The dude lying at the end trying to save Dave’s ego a little bit..... “Dina you did amazing and Dave you were also on stage” was perfect.
“Dave, it’s impressive that you could be so large yet so unnoticeable”
8:15
It's impressive that he can be that loud and still have so many people tune him out.
That was a joke, idiot.
That was so good 😊
You can tell that he’s incredibly bothered by being roasted by her. You can tell he’s thinks he better and funnier than her before they even started.
gosh isn't it annoying when he dismisses her jokes like "ah prop comedy... that's it? prop comedy?" and repeating it made it especially annoying
Trying to get crowd on his side.
He just isn't a good comedian is all
He already lost with that response.
He’s taking things so personally it’s embarrassing
@@Nativeborn272 It made me mad because that's literally how male classmates used to try to get everyone else on his side when they lost to girls in class debates
"She died the way Dave lives. An unrecognizable road feature"
Me: yes hello, Police? I've just witnessed a murder.
What's a road feature
@@ahmed4100 a featuring comic who travels a lot. Lower on the totem pole than headliners.
Jeremy thank youuu
I love that they started chanting “holy shit”
"Okay, sir, where's the body?"
"Thats just it... there is none. He was completely incinerated!"
- Done with the prop comedy?
- it's ok, I didn't need it.
I am splitting my sides
"I HAD MORE but I didn't need it". That's when he probably started getting worried
Your profile pic describes Dave perfectly of getting beat by Dina.
It doesn't make sense unless you say "I had more but"
@@LiamPorterFilms I must not have heard the "I had more" part but it still makes sense without it. Considering the whole joke was about how he didn't come up after the Google search, it would make sense for her to say that she didn't need it (referring to the phone).
@@georgepantzikis7988 she would then have been saying that she in fact hadn't needed any prop, in effect denying that it was a prop?
I like the fact that her roast was so brutal that they felt the need to build Dave up, despite Dave being the one consistently calling her fat and making jokes about beating her mom
He lost this the minute he started talking about "prop comedy" through her applause break.
He played himself too, if he hadn’t doubled down and repeated the joke he wouldn’t have opened himself up for her “I didn’t need it” line. Classic
yeah, he didn't know how to read the room.
dorian R that, and he clearly can’t think on his feet that well to toss out anything more crafty than an insecure insult.
He lost the minute he decided to be a "comedian"
He lost the minute he made a joke about miscarriage and abuse
Dave: **is mean**
Dina: **has a witty comeback and doesn’t get offended or aggressive**
Dave: **surprised pikachu face**
You're my favourite.
@@panpeters1225 thanks
Yeah, like she's a comedian dude! She's heard tons more nasty shit than you can think of just by daring to be in the profession! His stuff wasn't funny, just bully stuff. She was funny even hearing just her line.
Ahahaha 😂😂😂!
@@calnicmom yeah his jokes weren’t funny, just plain rude. Not to mention the body shaming
His jokes were so cringey. You could tell he was getting mad that the crowd favored her.
Count on it, he started out ragging on her looks, but went home snivelling, "They gave it to her because she was cute . . . ."
Which lines up with everything else he did. He brought the high school locker room, she brought the PAIN.
Prop comedy he said as he denied his existence being ignored
@@sbdemos Taking her jabs personally was the worst thing he could possibly do. It made him careless, like a martial artist who gets pissed at an opponent.
I love the way Dina uses the art of silence to smack her points across. Watched this in the morning, absolutist woke me up with a smile.
Man, the guys jokes were just uncomfortable and gross. Hers slayed.
Shelby Cook she was actually funny. He was an unfunny asshole.
He couldnt deliver jokes well sounded more like she dumped him and he was upset.
Comedy is subjective
His jokes were uncomfortable and gross while her joke about his dead mom being roadkill(arguably even more uncomfortable) was the bomb. Pick a side lol
She was also really rude so don’t act like she was funny
The difference was that Dave was just insulting Dina, Dina actually roasted Dave and clearly won. Thank you, Dina, I haven't laughed like that in a bit.
Dina won by a mile but there's no difference really between roasting and insulting.
@@zebraneighbor6383 The difference is that roasts are tongue-in-cheek, but insults are serious.
@@saoirsekelly1815 I guess that makes sense but like there's only so much you can do jokingly.
Notice how the guy went after the physical things and the girl went after the ego...
Gotta get 'em where it hurts.
Nobody cares if women are failures. Women can go from depending on their parents to depending on their husbands and nobody bats an eye. Men by contrast are judged primarily based on their accomplishments, which makes failure much more noticeable in men. Success is optional for women, but mandatory for men.
@@gymnopedie4445 I'd have to disagree. I do understand where you are coming from, with the social standard being that men have to be successful and independent but, it may just be my experience, from the women I see, they are demanded, just as men or even more, to be independent and successful. In my family, my mother, from her own mom, has been belittled because of my mom not being able to hold her own, because of her disability, and that she isnt as independent as my grandmother is. I've also seen this happen to me, especially from my mom, but most other adult women in my life, pushing me to be independent and hoping I'm successful. This mostly comes from mom because, until recently when she got this disability, all of my father figures have used her for her independence and she doesnt want me to be used like she was, so pushing the independence and hope for success, in her mind, it should help me in the end.
All I'm saying is that, I understand that there are some social norms that effect men more, but, not all but some, effect girls too. And in no way am I saying this to get pity, I'm just saying this to prove why I disagree.
@@dragonking2105 You're a female, I'm a male, we're dealing with different anecdotal "lived" experiences. I tried to find some solid, peer-reviewed data showing how society judges young men who aren't financially independent (either because they're still dependent on their parents or because their spouse provides the bulk of their income) versus young women who aren't financially independent and I wasn't able to find anything specific enough to address the specific claim that I'm making. There's some vague stuff about how people are more likely to associate terms like "provider" with men, which intuitively we might assume means that people would be more critical of men if they failed to match that description, but I honestly couldn't find anything conclusive.
With regards to your specific example of your mother pushing you to be independent, I think part of that is just older same sex relatives being more critical of their same sex children/grandchildren/whatever. By contrast, it seems like people generally have a more warm, accepting relationship with their opposite sex parent i.e. momma's boy and daddy's girl. I think this is part of why women are starting to excel in certain areas like academia, even though I believe the overall *societal* pressure for women to succeed is less: given that fatherless households are more common than motherless households, there are a lot of boys who don't have fathers around to tell them to "man up," whereas girls are much more likely to have mothers around to tell them to "woman up". Add to this the overwhelming predominance of female teachers in elementary school and the overall feminization of education (e.g. the de-emphasizing of academic *competition*, not allowing young boys to engage in rough and tumble play that is common among young males of all species, and just an overall culture of being polite and quiet) and what you'll find is that young boys just don't have that many male role models instilling that masculine drive to success anymore.
If this sounds like I'm backpedaling or contradicting myself, then allow me to clarify myself: I'm making a distinction between how *society as a whole* judges women for being financially dependent on either a parent or a spouse versus how *specific authority figures, particularly same-sex older relatives* judge women for being financially dependent on either a parent or a spouse. And again, I couldn't find any conclusive data on the former.
@@dragonking2105 Also, there's another element to this that I want to address. It seems obvious to me that a huge component to this is the difference between male and female sexuality. Men generally prioritize appearance in a prospective sexual partner to a greater degree than do women, where as women prioritize accomplishments in a prospective sexual partner to a greater degree than do men. This isn't absolute, but it's a general truth. And I think what's going on here is that there's been a happy coincidence between female sexuality and the views of Western philosophy on the nature of the material world.
Here's what I mean by that: going back to Plato, we see this tendency to denigrate the *physical* , material world in favor of the immaterial world and to see ourselves as souls trapped inside of bodies. Our physical bodies are thus seen as being trivial in nature, whereas the true substance of what we are is our inner soul. This idea seems to be pushed further by Christianity, where Jesus proclaims that in the next life all humans will be sexless. St. Paul said that sexually active married life was a sort of compromise that God permitted imperfect humans in this life, but that taking vows of eternal abstinence was morally superior. The church historian Eusebius reports that the church father and *neoplatonist* Origen actually castrated himself in line with a literal interpretation of Matthew 5:27-30. Then St. Augustine, also a big fan of Plato, comes along and develops a theory of original sin wherein sin is transmitted via concupiscence. And to top it all off the Catholics demand that all of their priests become celibate.
So what is the result of all of this? An antipathy towards the physical element of human existence in general and towards sexual desire specifically, with sexual desire being characterized as a manifestation of our lower, baser, animalistic tendencies. And now the assumption that our inner subjective qualities (e.g. intelligence, humor, etc.) are in some sense *objectively* more valuable than our exterior objective qualities, particularly those associated with sexuality such as physical beauty, is an assumption that is simply taken as axiomatic. And because females have an innate tendency to prioritize male accomplishment and competency as a provider, and because these characteristics are largely determined by other inner subjective qualities such as intelligence, our philosophical tradition essentially privileges the kinds of priorities upon which women judge men and people generally.
And so now in the present time it just seems to make intuitive sense to criticize a male comic for going "after the physical things," because we've been conditioned to just accept that physical things are less valuable than non-physical things. But here's the hell of it: from a purely naturalistic, purely Darwinian perspective, nothing is "objectively" valuable, we ourselves are essentially material beings, there isn't some vast chasm between the "lower" animals and "higher" humans, and if anything can be said to have any kind of value, it can only be in relation to enhancing self-replication. A common evolutionary explanation for why men seem to be so sexually interested in young, attractive women is because these women tend to be more fertile.
So if a man is interested in having sex with as many young, attractive, fertile women as he possibly can, upon what Darwinian grounds would you propose to criticize him? It seems that his desires have an obvious biological root and make good evolutionary sense. And why would we not then expect that men in general would prioritize physical beauty generally to an extent that women don't? And why would we see this tendency as "inferior" as opposed to merely different? Just some food for thought.
Dave: I'm gonna win!
Dina: You can't do that Dave.
Dave: * becomes unrecognizable road feature *
dave sounds like a 14 year old 4channer having a ragefit because girls dont make eye contact with him
An incel.
Who... who is this 4chan?
Ethan Blair be happy you don’t know what 4chan is and carry on leading a happy life
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Literal incel
I love how this guy resorts to lazy edgelord "jokes" when she uses razor-sharp wit and deadpan delivery to triumph.
Yes indeed. This guy was dead before he walked on stage and he didn't even know it... In a battle of wits this guy only used half of his.
This reads like the Rick and Morty high IQ copypasta. His jokes only got lazy at 4:05 when he started to recycle them. They are solid jokes on their own, though. Also, she wasn't "deadpan." People confuse "quiet and timid" with deadpan all the time. Maybe that's the style she was going for, but it didn't stick at all. Honestly, if she was more confident she would've easily outperformed him.
@@stotz4710 I agree. They weren't 'bad.' He just didn't delivered them well.
Let’s keep racism out of it. His race shouldn’t matter
Yeah. I'm going to see if she has a standup on TH-cam.
I felt Dave's jokes could of been towards anyone.... and Dina's jokes felt like that shit was personal and what made it a good roast and clear winner, bodybag
My thoughts exactly... sounded like he has a word doc and just pastes names into it 💀
@@ash139nit The moment his tone of voice snapped, you knew she hit a nerve, his ego was so fragile, I felt bad for him, lol he became the victim... that's a good roast
Easy roast beef potluck rolls bruh. 🍖
personal? the way of the female, lol. I say this is a girl myself, we have a tendency to fight dirty sometimes.
@@bearkub that’s the whole point of a roast battle tho
Dude: *constant rape, racist, and phobic jokes*
Dina: Wanna joke? This guy's career.
hilarious
Yeah nothing wrong with those jokes, as long as ur good at em within the dynamic context. Obviously he isnt maybe skillef
@@el29 It’s not true that there’s “nothing wrong” with those jokes. I’m sure even you know that.
@@el29 punching down isnt real comedy
@@nym9045 Only according to activists.
You can see Dave's self-esteem just draining from him as it goes on with every single brilliant one from Dina.
Funny, Dina looks like she didn't have any self-esteem to begin with, given her timid demeanor.
@@stotz4710 It's her character/stage persona
@@andrewwowk9385 I figured, but it doesn't work in her favor.
@@stotz4710 It absolutely does. Her understated delivery provides the extra bit of OOMF that highlights and compliments her wit perfectly.
@@ElixirOfEuphoria No, it just comes off as cringy and embarassing. It's a persona that might work for some, but it doesn't suit her well. It honestly makes her seem desperate. Her jokes would probably sound better if she played up her confidence more.
The "unrecognizable road feature" line was such a nuclear bomb, she didn't just defeat her opponent, she murdered most of the other comics in the room as well.
That was brilliant word play and psychologically destructive. I suspect even some of the judges were squirming a little.
@EndofMusic The feature act is the comic one step below the headliner. The joke is that he would never rise above the level of a feature act who's always on the road and isn't successful enough that people recognize his name and buy tickets to see him. He'll always just be the middle guy who warms people up for the real comic who closes the bill.
That's was a fuckin headshot
@@christopherborum6551 wow that takes the burn to another level. Thank you for the explanation. I knew it was in her line of him being a nobody but that was some real inside baseball stuff.
@@christopherborum6551 Here I thought she was literally calling him a boring-lookin something-along-the-road 😂😂
She went after his lack of ability as a performer which only works if he makes the case for her. He did, so it just got worse for him. She did her research.
Ladies and gentlemen, the power of well-timed silence! Not sure why the title says "shy" though. Being quieter isn't the same as being afraid of people. Dina ain't shy, she's just comedically stealthy.
Dave USED "BULLY"... IT WAS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
Dina USED "DEADPAN ROAST"...IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth lmao dude you're bitching all over this comment section are you sure you know what you're talking about in regards to confidence? 😂😂
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@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth yeah, she was sinester but she was also more subtle and funnier
@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth bro you must hate women so badddd lmao
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂
He showed his emotions, she didn’t. That’s one of the parts that made her so funny. When Dave got roasted he got flustered. Dina just fires back without showing she was affected
If anything she even giggled a bit at one of his jokes, like she could no longer hold a straight face up there
She doesn't have emotions. She s dead inside
@@micheleeeable at the end she looked happy
@Notre Aira Is that a female incel I see?! What a rare sight!
Notre Aira I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not tbh.
lowkey kinda sad how they knew his ego was so fragile they all had to say something nice lmaoooo
Wow, I want to make s'mores off of your comment. The roast is real and melts my marshmallow. lol
Funnier still, the last two dudes couldn’t even think of anything nice to say lol
I didn’t think his ego was fragile. He took the burn and kept on going. Dave was probably overall better - he had comebacks and then did his roast. But she got him good. I think that going after the guy’s dead mom kinda made some people feel sympathetic
Emma Cook of course... that’s how society is as well
I swear this is every “alpha” male 🙄
She’s working the crowd, he’s trying to upset her. No wonder she won easy.
He got annihilated, believe it or not replying to witty comebacks with “you’re fat” doesn’t work out
I know you're being hyperbolic, but his jokes weren't all fat jokes. He roasted other aspects of her appearance and made jokes about her family and lack of energy as well. It worked out until the 4:05-4:10 mark when he started recycling his jokes.
@@stotz4710 it didn't work out he was just flapping his mouth and noises that resembled words came out .
His jokes: woman ugly! Lady fat no neck short?? So small? Small Bill Cosby girl got coffee????
Her jokes: who said that? Oh shit I didn’t see you there. Who are you again?
@@eileensnow6153 LMAO
@@stotz4710 the jokes he made were all related to miscarriage, domestic abuse, were racist, sexist, or about her appearance in a negative light. i would tell you to imagine being the header for the whole gig and losing the second you open your mouth, but you just watched that happen in the video.
His jokes could've been said to literally anyone, no imagination there..... hers were well thought out though
Natasha Defries Yeah, he has a whinge about ‘prop comedy’ then has all this shit that could be applied to literally anyone.
Sam Forbes didn't know anyone had a short neck or worked briefly for Nickalodeon
And that's the difference between being mean and being funny.
TBF this is both extremely mean and extremely funny.
@@arnbrandythere’s a difference in their delivery. You can tell from the get go he’s aggressive and then randomly saying she’s fat?? She was chill the entire time while he just literally tried to do personal digs at her to likely make her uncomfortable. I get it’s a roast session, but r*pe jokes are very weird to make in this situation paired with r*cist ones and sexist ones with the amount of vehemence he said them with. And how he treated her when the audience clapped.
This is the most recent hit when you type in Dave Kinney Comedian LMAO
Ironically funny that her roast of his invisibility is what's making him...more visible.
fastest way to lose an audience, start with a joke where the setup is a miscarriage and the punchline is domestic abuse
the punchline wasnt a domestic abuse joke , and a joke about a miscarriage is terrible but new wave female joke about abortions everyday
@@zlivermore3427 dude pushes his partner down a stairs
domestic abuse
and you'd have to be a special kind of stupid to think that miscarriages and abortions are the same thing. please educate yourself and correct whatever gross misconception it is that you have.
@@SuperPurplePancakes the first joke didn't start with a woman a pushed down the stairs so please rephrase your comment boo, and you have to be a special kind of stupid to think i said "miscarriage's and abortions are the same thing" when i clearly said "miscarriage's are terrible", stop trying to put your own words in my mouth to fit the agender of your stupid comment
all 3 of you should stop arguing
And the best thing to do in her case was to let that moment sit... And linger.
you could tell he actually got mad at the road feature joke, that was 100/10.
Well it was about his dead mom
@@gloriathomas2188 I thought that too until I watched it back and noticed she only made that joke after he threw a barrage of insults against her parents. He called her dad an abuser, mocked her mum for being abused, called her mum a racist etc etc...she only fired that one back AFTER he made insulting parents fair game!
Jessica Taylor exactly.
It was about his dead mom... Like he had some super offensive jokes too and I'm all for offensive humor but that was a bit too far on both parts.
@@gavinclark525 I agree but don't dish it if you can't take it. I'd say mocking someone's abusive parent is on the same level of offensive as mocking a dead parent
Poor Dave, he seems to be projecting a lot of childhood issues.
no but honestly.... i saw it in his eyes. those mom comments were fucked up and definitely fucking him up.... lol he shouldnt be doing comedy if thats REALLY how he feels and can't handle it like some can
I know that i wouldnt be able to do it, I'm just being real lol and im usually a good sport but no way not with a joke like that. Maybe I'm a mamas boy, which im also not ashamed of cuz i love my mom to death. I couldn't imagine ANYYYYYONE joking about that kind of stuff, even in the most professional choreographed scripted way, its not gonna be okay with me on this side of my existence, ever.
Eden Shizzle he was the main aggressor though, and he started off insulted her mom and talking about her dad abusing her and stuff. So don’t dish out what you can’t take. Also, his jokes could’ve landed if they weren’t so vulgar and aggressive. It sounded more like he was verbally attacking her than roasting her. Maybe he should take this as a learning lesson to be more creative with his jokes.
@@a.l.michael6240 im definitely not saying she was wrong by any means i just dont think stand up / roast comedy is for this guy :\ lmao
@@EdenHilton he was the one to start the jokes about her mom, so she merely turned it back on him... in fact he did the most jokes about her parents hes the one that opened that to being fair game. I agree with one of the other comments here that he shouldnt have dished out what he cant take. This guy isnt cut out for roast offs
I recently saw Anthony Jeselnik during his Bones and All tour. Dina opened for him and I instantly recognized her from watching these roasts she did! I must've seen these back in 2019 or 2020 so i was so happy to see her opening for Anthony.
Goes to show how far she's come and all the potential she has to become even greater. I don't always remember jokes that openers tell, but if i do, then that means they were memorably funny. Dina is no exception!
This woman is a stone cold killer. Half of his jokes didn’t even make sense and it was so cringe how he couldn’t just take her roasts. He had to try and make little comebacks after each one. I wish the lighting was better so we could see realization in his face that he was about to get slaughtered after her “There was more but I didn’t need it” response.
I agree on all counts. And yeah, his jokes were trying way too hard and didn't even make sense, on top of not being funny.
i too wishs i could see his bright red cheeks
He was terrible...but i give props to anyone that gets on stage and tries to be funny. The comments here crucifying the guy would not stand a chance on stage
@@acutecloudd7970 people are crucifying him in the comments not because he was bad but because he wasn’t a gracious loser. There’s a difference.
@@stephaniebeffanie8956 People have been crucifying him over his comedy not the "being a sore loser" otherwise i would agree with you
"Dina, your jokes were amazing! And Dave, you were also on stage..." 😂😂😂😂
My second favorite part, after the MC saying "I'm glad your mom is dead or we would've never heard that joke." I admit, I laughed way harder than I should have.
@@FatDaddyMatty he totally deserved that 😂
Here’s, why he lost. Shock value does not equal comedy
Thank you!
Spread the word, because TH-camrs seems to think so!
shock value has it's part in a lot of things. But too much of anything always ends up the same way. Heavy and obnoxious..
This isn't fully true. Shock value does work in comedy as long as it isn't your whole set
Meanwhile she won due to a hilariously savage "Shock" piece about the guy's mother being smeared across the tarmac (Which actually happened).
It's Dina who went for shock comedy while Dave went for insult comedy.
@@satanicaleve Sara wasn't saying shock value doesn't work in comedy, but that it doesn't equal comedy. Think of it like cinnamon. Sara said cinnamon doesn't constitute a proper meal; that doesn't mean she thinks you can't use cinnamon as an ingredient in a meal.
Dave’s comedy is like having someone aggressively push their insecurities into your ears.
Perfect
This guy represents all the males that say shit like ‘women ain’t funny’
Well they're not, they don't need to be. Men have to be funny or at least the funnier a guy is the higher he rises in social status. Basically guys have something to gain from being funny and women don't that's why the majority of women ain't funny
Ignis Imber talk to a girl
@@notacop1067 I don't think a women has ever made me laugh out load in person when I'm sober. If you hang out with a bunch of funny chicks though that's cool they're just rare. Women aren't worse than men for not being funny just different. It goes to show that men and women aren't the same and don't need to be.
Thank you... Michael Myers?
@@ignisimber2818 bruh, you need to meet more women. The woman I made kids with is faaaaar funnier than any man I've ever met
The mom joke was as gruesome as they come but that "there was more but I didn't need it" improv was fucking harsh lol
Cheerleader head injury joke was gold. Totally eviscerated this predictable dope.
Yeah I fucking died at that
It was basically a "You're ugly and unpopular" joke such as he'd made a dozen of already at her -- but it was a *BRILLIANT* one.
@@johnburt7935 it wasn't either of those things, it was a fill-in-the-blank insult, which is fucking brilliant. she let him just show who he is on stage and let us decide what her insult meant based on our 90-second impression of him
Hes i dont think hes a dope....shes alot funnier than he is but they're both just comedians I'm sure they laughed with each other right after, it's not a real competition it's a comedy show lol
@@runswithtoast Not so sure. He seemed to be getting genuinely riled, not putting on an act.
“She only won cuz she’s a chick.”
- Dave, probably
Why does a man with no sense of humor want to be a comedian? He was getting angry and offended by her jokes. Lighten up and learn to laugh at yourself bro, it’s comedy
fr you shouldn't sign up to have people insult you for laughs if you can't handle it
“aW fUCkin’ pROP COmEdY” lmao this dude
O. B. Dumbest comment ever. Both sides have great comedians, it’s the extremes of either who aren’t funny.
@@shaun1293
Exactly!
Its satisfying yet hard to digest how much this guy is dying inside. Its really rough to watch someone flail at their craft, simply bc the person next to them has unique style.
He went for crass, she went for the jugular. That girl is ice cold and witty as all hell. He didn’t stand a chance.
Control Oz I wanna like ur comment but it has 666 likes lol
Yeah, but Dave's jokes were different, and hers had the same punchlines not witty, and she choked out the gate.
@@despew4716 choked ? That was her way of delivering
@@ap1463 drawl, the dude said so deadpan and dry, he added evil but I think dip shitz jokes were evil the first ones f****** sick as s***, stupid but sick not saying I like either of them they both sucked I would have carved them up and if I was there I would have heckled every motherfuker in the house.
Ya mean is funny, angry isn't. You could see he was getting pissed
is the guy even a comedian? he sounds like the bully in 6th grade.
RIGHT!?-"Yeah, well your dad walked out on you and your ugly and your mom had a miscarriage!"
Guy:(why's no one laughing?)
They say that it takes comedians a while to find their voice and they usually emulate someone they admire until then. It's weird that Brandan Schaub chose this guy to copy
Carlos Mencia gave me that vibe.
name *5th
Its a fucking roast, what do u expect they're supost to make fun of each other, its a mocking battle
I think his sexist buddies kept telling him that his piss poor “jokes” were funny and he decided he’d be a great comedian.
She won because she was actually roasting him while he treated her like an ex-girlfriend he wanted to make cry.
She won because now people get all butthurt about jokes and are rooting for nerds even if their performance is mediocre. Her delivery is shit and I fell asleep the moment she opened her mouth
michele wu the dude got beat badly even look at his reactions when the crowd laughs he couldn’t handle it lol he went for how she looked and she went for his ego lol
@@micheleeeable incel
trash read your account name and that's what you are. Lol gtfo bitch
michele wu that comeback was almost as shitty as the dude's roasts -2/10
Dude is trying WAY too hard to be edgy. He is so cringey. It hurts. Girl is calm, cool, collected and strikes with swift blows.
Yeah like I was really surprised to hear her joke about his mom. But it came after he made two jokes about her or her mother's abuse, then he went even more personal in the joke after the one about his mom. She kept her cool and he got emotional. Don't do a roast battle if you're going to take the roasts to heart.
He will learn from this I hope
He had a horrible strategy attacking her looks. It's just not clever and an audience will turn on you easily. I get it that this is roast comedy but his material was weak. His best joke was the Cosby one because it went after her delivery not her looks. But for every one joke he had that was good she had 3....and he had some bad jokes that brought down the good ones. She didn't.
Also the delivery of every one of his jokes was terrible.
@@bradylpetersen If she delivered his jokes they would have been way better. His material was a C+ but his delivery got him a D
Did you watch the video before commenting? I mean, your analysis isn't accurate. His strategy obviously wasn't terrible by your logic, considering the audience didn't turn on him at all. You just don't seem to like jokes that attack someone's appearance. That's your preference, man, but people eat that shit up, and the crowd's reaction to his jokes confirms this. They had an equal amount of jokes because that's how the roast was set up...
@@stotz4710 I'm watching a guy bombing. I don't know what video you watched. Groans after 60% of his "jokes"
@Alpha Shepherd I think we can find its reason in evo psych,she emasculated him which in turn lowered his status amongst the audience members as he was supposed to be the big burly man and she was the timid shy fragile woman.In that role play she killed it but switch the big guy with a skinny small dude(much better if gay coz then no emasculation of masculinity would have been possible) and I don't think her set would've work.If it was intentional on her part, she's a extremely smart(i haven't seen anything else from her).My pov is that gender dynamics are at play and jokes are just irrelevant in this scenario.So yeah I agree with you but I think reasons are much more primal than the storytelling.Him being 'big man' unfortunately worked against him.Though I found him equally good. What's your say?
“She’s so quiet, she could be up in an attic writing a diary”. Lmaooo
Her long pause after that first really bad joke from Kinney was brilliant. She just let it hang there.
Mustang_Chick Yeah seriously that was a real “Please proceed, Governor” moment
Omg, she played the crowd so well. Even he was starting to get nervous about it after that long pause. And then she slid in there with a killer joke after perfect comedic timing. It was like watching a samurai duel.
It was like the “8 Mile” of comedy. Lol!
@@JB-xl2jc At first, you might think she was genuinely unprepared and fumbling and/or rattled by his attack, but as it went on, you could tell that either she was truly destroyed...or she was about to destroy him.
No one laughs at anything Dave says, they just "oohhhhhh" cringe-ily because he's just mean and crass, not funny. Dina, however, had genuinely good delivery, great punchlines, and good general roasts without being cruel. Her roasts were almost just responses to his hostile energy.
exactly. People "laughing" were only doing so out of shock.
"without being cruel"? You must have missed the joke about his dead mom. lol
@@heberdiaz1806 compared to all the crap he said about her appearance and mannerisms, I don't think it was that bad. Plus, she only joked about her being dead, not about the mom as a person.
@@ffflustered9qr pretty edgy
Kelsey Robinson I’d say calling someone’s mom who died in a car accident “unrecognizable road feature” is way crueler! Making jokes about your opponents appearance is 90% of what these roasts are about.
Him: *unoriginal, unnecessary body shaming and unfunny*
Her: “give me the mic”
Don't be such a snowflake. It's a roast.
She body shamed his mom's whole body kind of...
@@haxanator1513 in a creative way.
He stuck to the cookie cutter jokes. That almost anyone with a brain could conjure.
Its like watching a noob and pro face off... The pro, she, didnt even use the full artillery. The noob, him, just kept throwing paper bombs that had zero punch.
@@haxanator1513 lol what body?
Complaining about body shaming in a roast battle?? Sure, you can say he wasn't funny, original, etc. But the point of a roast is that nothing is off the table.
Dave's joke at the end was less a joke and more him legitimately aggressively verbally abusing her as a result of him being laughed AT than WITH.
RIP Dave Kinney's Career & Self Respect
Bro rip his mom tbh
@@beesone_chess All three of em.
One hundred percent
Imagine having an issue with that joke but not Dina literally joking about Daves Mum dying. You fucking pleb lmao.
@@NothThaGod well hers was at least funny......LOL
Dude that girl just altered his whole sense of self
damn lmao
He might take a while to recover from that one
She saved the best one for the last
_you'd be a lot taller if you had a neck_
*her neck is unironically strangely tall*
I think Dave came to the wrong battle
Lol it was pretty funny
swift lime Dave, sweetie, you aren’t funny just angry and insecure it’s okay to realize that and move on
Beanie, your PFP is unbelievably fitting for your comment! Bravo 😂
Genevieve17 hello fellow Hannah
@@hannahbull can I be a hannah too? I just want in on the acceptance.
The way she came right back at him with his response to her first joke was the coffin lid coming down.
The fact that she rooted him and then judges took his charred remains and threw him into a furnace is what's really killing me.
"Dina you were amazing and Dave you also were on stage" Pardon me while I step to the side due to my WHEEZING
Was watching this with headphones on. When he said that, i laughed so hard and abruptly that my family was looking at me like I needed to go to a psyche ward lol
When?
@@kristen6342 8:20
KateTheGreat thanks
L
Dave should reconsider ever being on stage again. Horrible.
"are u done with the prop comedy?"
wow what a poor sport
Especially after a miscarriage joke. She had so many opportunities to retort to his comments but she went fresh every time.
What he's really thinking is that he should have been smart enough to give Siri something to latch onto. Nothing like realizing you're just not relevant in front of a live audience staring at you.
@@codacreator6162 and just about every joke of hers hammered home how irrelevant he was. The gag about the unrecognizable road feature was an in-joke for the other comics. A “road feature” is a lesser known comic that opens for a big name comic.
Dave = every dude in the hallway in high school tryna make an example out of a crushed collateral ego.
Dina = all our inner thoughts, as we crawl away. #Redemption
Dina is too funny. She would make a good SNL character
nikanj6 Shes way too good for SNL
@@-fakebirds-6792 😁 ya know, you're right
@Gankageddon nope, it's just national exposure she can use to build & monetize her brand
nikanj6 Dina Hashem would make a good SNL writer/cast addition.
Dina used to have a cartoon TV show where she voiced a girl named Daria.
Dina was prepared for a battle of wits, but it appears her opponent was unarmed
I don’t think ‘shy’ is the word I’d use for Dina, ‘legendary’ is probably more appropriate
it was an act XD! I'm sure of it. it's very dissarming.
She's got approximately double that guy's IQ, so she had the advantage.
"Legen- Wait for it- Dary"
@OnlyBlindSeeTheTruth ah. The secret sign of a super insecure person with a tiny little penis. At the drop of a hat, with zero cause, any time anyone cheers on a woman for anything, pulling out moron phrases like "white Knight" and "feminist".
@@Wiley_Coyote Hey, don't group us insecure and tiny peener'd yet rational men with that idiot! At least I know not to direct my anger on feminism and "white-knighting"!
"Cheerleader head injuries" and "an unrecognizable road feature" I watch this every few months and these always get me. So good...
"Dina your jokes were amazing, and Dave, you were also on stage!" I lost it
Dave is in the wrong profession. He is not funny just a vulgar jerk. She wiped the floor with him and not as near as cruel. Her delivery was great
Kurt Sherrick shutup.. she talked about his dead mom. stop being bias this is comedy. she won tho
Oji Okafor he’s not being bias, Dave just ain’t funny. And I don’t mean that in a “boo hoo he’s offensive” type way, he’s just not comical
she clearly won but i still think he was alright tbh was hard to compete with her there to be fair.
was but you gotta admit she was fucking brutal at the end just like more brutal than he was my dude it was like a punch in the nads to say that about his dead mom she was doing great without that joke
If Dave were actually offensive that would be a step up for him. He's just boring.
She was classy and brutal because all her burns rang with truth.
I had to look away at that first one. That was just brutal.
She destroyed him in a likeable way. He failed in a most disagreeable way….
His "jokes" were just random insults; they didn't apply to her at all. Essentially, half of them were "you're fat and ugly." She's reasonably cute and totally normally shaped - it just doesn't work when the jokes don't fit.
Jason Patterson i think it was delivery
Agreed Jason, so many of his were generic that when he seemed to offer a real life fact about her life I kinda assumed it was invented for the joke.
Yeah she actually insulted his life while he just did general jokes that weren't all that applicable. His Bill Cosby one was alright since it actually was about her life but that's about it. The rest seemed like he was actually just arguing with her with general scripts instead of roasting.
thats because this was fake... made to make the white guy look bad.
Awww, that's right j1141 smith, all those male judges are undercover SJWs lookin' to take down the White Man!!! Audience probably had a few plants as well. Think those male judges might actually be trans women under those baggy tees? Female judge had her vote miscounted of course.