I step out of my car and head towards my house. Something is wrong. I don't remember leaving it unlocked, but the door swings open easily. I cautiously extend a hand toward the light switch. The light flickers to life, leaving me gasping at the sight in front of me. Everything is strewn across the floor. My china is shattered, my shelves overturned. My mind races. Suddenly, I hear a crashing from the kitchen. Is someone in my house? I silently reach for the phone, but find that it had not escaped the destruction. In the heat of the moment, I rushed towards the hallway. It's dark. I had never before dreaded walking through my own home so much. The door to the kitchen hangs ajar on it's hinges. Light streams out. I place one hand firmly on the wood of the door... and push. The scene that unfolds before my is one of absolute horror. Everything is in chaos. Glass shards litter the floor, chairs lay on their sides. But worst of all is the thing that sits in the center of the floor, taunting me. A baguette.
MY COMMENT NEEDS 2 BE NOTICED 'CAUSE IM SUCH A BOSS AT LIFE but seriously that was a really cool story bruh and that comment needs to get noticed by millions of people
just think about this: you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of things braking, you run to the kitchen thinking there is a robber, you get there and there it is! the............baguette? sorry i just had to say it
Me too but I said a funny way to say it I said "Well Breads have been toasting on the themselves on the tire one day the tire got -TIRE-d so it made you have DIRT IN IT D:
How does a toasted flour 'n yeast army in need of a shower somehow defeat a kitchen super power? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire, leave the kitchen plate waving a delicacy flag higher?Yo. Turns out we had a secret entree. An piece of bread you know and love who's cleaner than the fresh laundry. He's constantly confusing, confounding the obese as French may. EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR America's FAVORITE FIGHTING BREADMAN!French BAGUETTE! I'm taking this horse by the reigns, making red coats redder with jelly stains!French BAGUETTE! And I'm never gonna sauce them up enough to burn them up and serve out the remains!French BAGUETTE! Watch be engage and enrage and escape and I'm OUT! FRENCH BAGUETTE. I go to France for more funds- I come back with more buns. And Dips. And so the balance shifts...
Oshasni Animaljam im tired of seeing illuminati comments... its ANNOYING so plz spread it around and tell everyone to stop with the illuminati comments plz
+Alyssa Pedrick WAIT! do you see that? you have 2 names(first and last) your first name has 6 letters in it. 6 divided by 2 = 3 a triangle has 3 sides. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
CupQuake:QUAAAAAACK Me:Chuckle laugh CupQuake's Husband:QUAAAAAACK Me: Laughs harder CupQuake:QUAAAAAACK Me: LOL WTH IS THAT NOISE!? LOL XDDDDD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: What the hell happened here!!!! Child: It was the baguette! Mom: Right because the bread is living. Child: But...... Mom it was Cupquake... Mom: :-!
Cute Cinnamon Roll Ugh. You're missing the point. It's not that she is physically incapable of swearing, it's that it shows a lack of self-discipline and a lack of sufficient vocabulary to readily express oneself.
Ricky Jacobo Lol. Just because one can do something does not necessarily mean that one should. For example: I have the ability to willingly - albeit slowly - poison myself via the inhalation - or otherwise ingestion - of various neurotics...but that does not mean that I should do so - not that I do anyway because I've seen first hand the damage they cause - also I'm allergic to the aforementioned compounds.
After the baguette destroyed the kitchen, the family stared in shock. Mom: Dear, you said you saw something destroying everything? Me: I think it was a baguette. It was climbing up the counter and onto the shelves and knocking everything down. Parents: 0.0 Get the exorcists.
U sound like a baby eagle or bird at the beginning of the video not in a mean way it's just super funny and ur last I am bread video was PURRfect Cause I say ur cat in the background on the table Btw Love CHUR vids! ; D btw do u give shout outs?
hey cupquake you should play scary maze it is a online game you can play it for free it is easy it is nothing like goosbums if you don't know what that is go on Netflix and tipe in goosbums just if you like scary things just kidding it is barely scary becase it is fack lol.
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What
The
Heck
Was with the beginning
I knew dinosaurs wluld be resurrected.
+SomeRandom Kyra lol
Who else spent the whole time replaying that
+Magaly Bran ME!!!
+Magaly Bran not really...I only did it twice
I love your videos
I step out of my car and head towards my house. Something is wrong. I don't remember leaving it unlocked, but the door swings open easily. I cautiously extend a hand toward the light switch. The light flickers to life, leaving me gasping at the sight in front of me. Everything is strewn across the floor. My china is shattered, my shelves overturned. My mind races. Suddenly, I hear a crashing from the kitchen. Is someone in my house? I silently reach for the phone, but find that it had not escaped the destruction. In the heat of the moment, I rushed towards the hallway. It's dark. I had never before dreaded walking through my own home so much. The door to the kitchen hangs ajar on it's hinges. Light streams out. I place one hand firmly on the wood of the door... and push.
The scene that unfolds before my is one of absolute horror. Everything is in chaos. Glass shards litter the floor, chairs lay on their sides. But worst of all is the thing that sits in the center of the floor, taunting me.
A baguette.
Cool story bruh
But seriously, this comment needs to be noticed!
Iwas
I was SK confused and then the ending "a Baguette"XD
DEFINITELY THIS COMMENT NEEDS TO BE NOTICED
MY COMMENT NEEDS 2 BE NOTICED 'CAUSE IM SUCH A BOSS AT LIFE
but seriously that was a really cool story bruh and that comment needs to get noticed by millions of people
You can find out what they want to go back w the same time as well as long time
just think about this: you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of things braking, you run to the kitchen thinking there is a robber, you get there and there it is! the............baguette? sorry i just had to say it
🤫🤭😬😮😲😮😮😮😬😮😴😴😴😵💫🤧🤧🤠🤡🤡👺👹👹🤡👺🤡👺🤡👹👺
Cupquake: The tire's dirty too?
Me: Well yeah, its a tire, its been rolling on the road all day.
Me too but I said a funny way to say it I said "Well Breads have been toasting on the themselves on the tire one day the tire got -TIRE-d so it made you have DIRT IN IT D:
MissBellaBon EatsCake Lol, I love puns.
...
Hilda Wong Yeah me too!
Me:ITS BEEN ON THE ROAD!Ha.I know its not funny.
Please do more baguette gameplay 😊
Snowy3055 I agreeeeeeeee
They call u EARTHQUAKE
mmm,u😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
"Okay guys! Onto the garden le-- ...... GUYS ..... YOU CAN BE A BAGUETTE....... A BAGUETTE!" XD
CUPQUAKES NOISE AT THE START I WANTED TO HUG HER!
same
same
same
I agree
Same
7:15-7:17 LOL my fave part!!!
mine too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mine three
mine too hahaha
HAHAHA YASSSS
Lol
Tiff: THEY DONT CALL ME SMASHQUAKE FOR NOTHING!
Is it just me or does Cupquake make the cutest sounds?
Ur pretty ur one of the best TH-camrs in my mind
Kawaii Potato
Kawaii Potato you are correct
Kawaii Potato stop.......stop shes married just ...stop -3-
The noise u made in the beginning killed me
And lol Titanic music.🎵🎵🎵
***** lol
Nigel Thornberry Voice
Smashing!
+Levy Mc Garden hi levy! you watch this show high five!
UMG chu watch FAIRYTAIL I luv chu
+Levy Mc Garden Hi
7:16 the Titanic song! Lol I am watching titanic as I write this :D
+ Ihascupquake lol that music tho
DiamondGamingGirl I was watching it yesterday and the day before that😂
Like if you think Red Should Do His Future Self!
I played the beginning like 15 times! LOL! :) I ♡ U CUPQUAKE
+khaki cats 05 :3 3:3; 3 same!!
That beginning though
Do more I am bread cupquake!!!
this made me laugh so bad, never gonna forget these moments. forever to be cherished.
Loving this game!
💕
Your awesome Yolo on
Thats not the real one!
It's a fake cupquake!!! OMG! Look at the channel it's not her!!!
YA it is
the beginning made me laugh SOOOOOOOO much I almost died
At 0:01 i FELL out of my chair Im dead !
hehe
cupquake u should ask jaiden to make animations of this itll br funny
I thought your line was, "I just wanna play games!"
the Titanic song a t 7:15
Nerdy/Gamer Stephanie I guess
Best edit ever.7:15
Lol I like the Titanic part^_^
That is what I noticed... ^^
dont let go!
I will never let go!
*you let go anyway* jack!
Your so close to 5 million I'm so happy for you✨🎉
How does a toasted flour 'n yeast army in need of a shower somehow defeat a kitchen super power? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire, leave the kitchen plate waving a delicacy flag higher?Yo. Turns out we had a secret entree. An piece of bread you know and love who's cleaner than the fresh laundry. He's constantly confusing, confounding the obese as French may. EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR America's FAVORITE FIGHTING BREADMAN!French BAGUETTE! I'm taking this horse by the reigns, making red coats redder with jelly stains!French BAGUETTE! And I'm never gonna sauce them up enough to burn them up and serve out the remains!French BAGUETTE! Watch be engage and enrage and escape and I'm OUT! FRENCH BAGUETTE. I go to France for more funds- I come back with more buns. And Dips. And so the balance shifts...
The cutest part of this video the beginning. SO ADORABLE :,,D
At the beginning when u were like AAA I was breathing out at the same time and I thought I did that noise!
Just a normal day, walk into your kitchen, and BOOM! Everything’s broken!
The life of a toast... Is hard! 😨
hi ihascupquake I really like your videos your my favorite youtuber out of all and reds toys videos and I just want to say hi😊
Did anyone else notice that on the side of the fridge where it shows each level Cupquake did it's in a pattern E, D, E, D, E
BAGET!! They don't call me CUPQUAKE for NOTHING!!
I've been looking for that game on the app store.
where did you get that game and is it free?
by the way i know what dinosaur tiff is
CUTE-ISAURIS-REX
lolololololololololololololololololololol
L O L
They call you baguette because u got destroying in the BAG.
Every time I'm having a bad day I'll watch ur videos Cupquake and just seeing your big positive smile just brightens my day
Little did they now, it was not the dog that smashed all the stuff. It was a bread
I am watching this at Saturday and she said we are doing this on Saturday
Lol! Love your titanic imitation! "Never let go!"😜
You were really funny I wish I was u 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
You have an A+ in the art of shmashery (sh-ma-sher-y)
Sorry talk o my friend on the XBOX360
do you try to smash stuff (in real ife) with a beguette
SHE SAID A PUN BECAUSE WHEN SHE GOT A C SHE SAID "LET'S SEE" :OOOO
I really love your channels I hope that I can see you in person
And the player select one you set baguette 12 times
baguettes are french... they are the bread of love if french is the language of love
Baguette has two syllables.. French has one syllable.. One plus two equals three.. Illuminati has three corners BAGUETTE IS ILLUMINATI!!!!
Oshasni Animaljam im tired of seeing illuminati comments... its ANNOYING so plz spread it around and tell everyone to stop with the illuminati comments plz
+Alyssa Pedrick WAIT! do you see that?
you have 2 names(first and last)
your first name has 6 letters in it.
6 divided by 2 = 3
a triangle has 3 sides.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
dino nuggets u just HAD to say illuminati confirmed because of how my name is didnt u?
+Alyssa Pedrick nah, I just did it to annoy some peeps....
The intro xD I can't stop replaying it
The bread= 😎😎 The homeowner(s)= 😥😨
Tiffy:"Never let go!!!!"
7:15 lol XD
you are my biggest fan Cupquake
Baguette: SMASH EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talking tom for let's get weird.
That is the weirdest sound I have ever heard
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE AN ANIMATION OF THIS! :D
It's pronounced bag et. not buget
Lol I ♥ the titanic part its funny
the don't let go part really gets me!
your so freaking cute cupquake
You have to get to the barbequie and hold a mach then you! BECOME TOAST!!!!!!
What does red say at the beginning
CupQuake:QUAAAAAACK
Me:Chuckle laugh
CupQuake's Husband:QUAAAAAACK
Me: Laughs harder
CupQuake:QUAAAAAACK
Me: LOL WTH IS THAT NOISE!? LOL XDDDDD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this game has encouraged me to play with bread
me too hehe
You should be on super minecraft daiy with sly and the gang. Plz play a lot more minecraft.
You are awesome Cupquake! 😸
Bugette kinda looks like Bugatti
On the baguette one if she got an A++++++++++-+ I swear
Uncle Grandpal
THAT INTRO! LOL!
the Titanic song omg XD
Mom: What the hell happened here!!!!
Child: It was the baguette!
Mom: Right because the bread is living.
Child: But...... Mom it was Cupquake...
Mom: :-!
U R SO FUNNY!
Delilah G can I say something I love your dog picture what is you dogs name?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💟💞👊💟
HINT ON THE GARDEN LEVEL: go behind the car to toast yourself!!!!!!
PLZ READ THIS!!!!!
make a goat simulater sires
3:15 - Did she just drop an F bomb? Cupquake! I'm disappointed! :(
Even if she did say it she's an adult
JustCuzJJ Exactly. As an adult she should have more discipline over her language!
Cute Cinnamon Roll Ugh. You're missing the point. It's not that she is physically incapable of swearing, it's that it shows a lack of self-discipline and a lack of sufficient vocabulary to readily express oneself.
Ricky Jacobo Lol. Just because one can do something does not necessarily mean that one should.
For example: I have the ability to willingly - albeit slowly - poison myself via the inhalation - or otherwise ingestion - of various neurotics...but that does not mean that I should do so - not that I do anyway because I've seen first hand the damage they cause - also I'm allergic to the aforementioned compounds.
No she didn't
HULK I MEAN BAGETTE SMASH
A+: Excellent
A: Great
B: Good
C: Kinda Good
D: Unpassed
E: Unpassed
F: Bad
F-: Very Bad
(Those are grades.)
you should play "Elegy For a Dead World" you write stories!
Jack jack titanic reference
After the baguette destroyed the kitchen, the family stared in shock.
Mom: Dear, you said you saw something destroying everything?
Me: I think it was a baguette. It was climbing up the counter and onto the shelves and knocking everything down.
Parents: 0.0 Get the exorcists.
Lol when the vid ended it showed cupquake making a creepy smile and you see animated red being like OMFGGSJHVSHJSHGWNJQ
please an animation!! xD
WTF I thought that she brought a goat out like seriously what the hecking heck I am seriously I..... What... I .....irdiiwnqoa h dj3 NV d hi 0e
back flips for days
U sound like a baby eagle or bird at the beginning of the video not in a mean way it's just super funny and ur last I am bread video was PURRfect
Cause I say ur cat in the background on the table
Btw Love CHUR vids!
; D btw do u give shout outs?
Hey ihascupquake I think ur vids are so good and cool! Can u play talking tom, pou, or talking Angela! Plz!!!
Thank you!
Plz read!!
What was cupquake saying at the beginning of the vid? Plz TELL ME gooool gold? gooooool ok baby. Is what I heard
back flips only 1:38 1:41
Man it's early in the morning☺️but I don't care💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
I feel your pain... I JUST GOT I am bread an its SOO hard. I hope I get past the 1st lvl in the month!!!!!!XD
This is wat the bread says to you, ihascupquake,.
Bread: Don't you BAGUETTE, I am BREAD!
:( I thought you were actually going to play "I am bread". But all you did was RAMPAGE!!!!!!
hey cupquake you should play scary maze it is a online game
you can play it for free it is easy it is nothing like goosbums
if you don't know what that is go on Netflix and tipe in goosbums
just if you like scary things just kidding it is barely scary becase it is fack lol.
Since you like breaking stuff and you like cats you should play cat simulator on iPad I love it!I feel like you would too ihas cupquake
Tell me the difference between bread sticks and baguette's