Konami E3 2010 director's cut

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  • An all-time favorite and legendary conference. This is an extended cut version in higher quality including longer highlights and more footage that previous videos didn't capture. Mass confusion, reluctant applause, and unforgetable guests.
    Full conference: • Konami E3 2010.asf

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  • @Pillysrule
    @Pillysrule 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11254

    Glad no one in the audience talked. Wouldn't want anyone to embarrass themselves.

    • @markguardiana600
      @markguardiana600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Konami said so

    • @jovialdemonn
      @jovialdemonn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      Of course, wouldn't want anyone to be on the internet, infamous for making a show of themselves

    • @SamprazDoodles
      @SamprazDoodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The only ppl embarrassed here r the Konami for releasing such garbage titles

    • @deechonada
      @deechonada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@SamprazDoodles yes, that's the point of this comment

    • @omarhuda4997
      @omarhuda4997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How times have changed. Bethesda would have preferred silence

  • @madeupfred
    @madeupfred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10247

    Starting the conference by telling people to leave is such an incredible power move holy shit.

    • @blazeddddddd
      @blazeddddddd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +885

      Thats how they treat their employees anyway

    • @druidofthefang
      @druidofthefang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      I think they did something similiar at this years EA conference, they told people to stop watching or something.

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@druidofthefang The cringe guy told a kid to fuck off.

    • @greenkidd529
      @greenkidd529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@makutas-v261 are you serious?? Where is this posted??

    • @sephir91
      @sephir91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@makutas-v261 link!!!

  • @AlphaKennyOneHard
    @AlphaKennyOneHard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4655

    It's as if Tommy Wiseau himself directed this press conference. It's so impressively awful

  • @antonioortizburciaga1158
    @antonioortizburciaga1158 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +427

    I love that they seemingly prepared a funny conference full of humor and moments for the audience to cheer and laugh, and they start by setting everyone up to stay quiet and make everything awkward.

    • @Abuqital2000
      @Abuqital2000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Exactly, the first guy laughed and the presenter says "yea you don't want to do that"

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Perfect storm

  • @BerMaster5000
    @BerMaster5000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    "If you keep pressing xxx or yyy again you'll be sucked"

    • @deadmeme1399
      @deadmeme1399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      Rapidly presses xxx yyy

    • @anita.b
      @anita.b 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      HE SUCC MEEEE

    • @MicrowaveBackground
      @MicrowaveBackground 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      ....roight?

    • @atomixfang
      @atomixfang 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      xxxxxxx yyyyyyyy xxxxxxxx yyyyyyyyy.... nothing is happening. I am disappointed.

    • @ThePowerlessLP
      @ThePowerlessLP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      reyeght?

  • @djvoid1
    @djvoid1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4106

    This moves beyond the realm of cringe and into pure bizarrist comedy. Tim and Eric couldn't have come up with this if they tried

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      And it's pure gold.

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kayooftheWell Already dead but i am contemplating dying but then i realize there is more to being undead

    • @gigachad192
      @gigachad192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Looks like something out of Twin Peaks, lol.

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gigachad192 Whats that. Think I heard of it?

    • @UreksatheJade
      @UreksatheJade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe MDE could have tho...

  • @TheAnimatedGamer
    @TheAnimatedGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2705

    Is this one of these weird adult swim shows you see when you stay up too late

    • @Liam-vu7wo
      @Liam-vu7wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      "One of the things I think that is the benefit of hip hop, is that we have President Obama"

    • @Freefork
      @Freefork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      1 million truuup. LOVE YIU GUYS.

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ah yes the early 2000's when TV showed weird shit after 12 AM.
      I remembered one of the TV station aired semi porn, bikin photoshoot documentary, or weird talk shows where everything is awkward right after its midnight news.

    • @Z-Romello
      @Z-Romello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eric Andre Show

    • @projectmayhem4376
      @projectmayhem4376 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Delocated

  • @MrNrj6490
    @MrNrj6490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    Honestly, it takes balls to lead off your E3 press conference with "Glee: Karaoke Revolution"

    • @franc8023
      @franc8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      glee? is that series when the protagonist actor dies by coke overdose ?

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@franc8023 and a significant side character’s actor got outed as a child predator and immediately killed himself

    • @rodrigoadolfoperezvega1539
      @rodrigoadolfoperezvega1539 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And what about the mexicans wrestlings? Jajaja

    • @tumulovermelho93
      @tumulovermelho93 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@zachflag6506 And one of the couples had an IRL relationship with domestic violence. That series was cursed.

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tumulovermelho93 Jesus Christ, it’s like high school theater all over again

  • @unbeatenlake790
    @unbeatenlake790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4250

    This looks like something off of GTA’s in game tv.

    • @wrenboy2726
      @wrenboy2726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @richardmartin6512
      @richardmartin6512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hhhahahrharha

    • @CarlJohnson-mf4qd
      @CarlJohnson-mf4qd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yup
      Only difference being that what's broadcasted in my universe is mostly 80% staged, just for the brainwashed audience.
      This shit ain't no acting at all🤣

    • @kzang386
      @kzang386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CarlJohnson-mf4qd uh, sorry to burst your bubble CJ, but your 3D universe doesn't have any tv broadcasts, only the later games universe, the HD universe does

    • @CarlJohnson-mf4qd
      @CarlJohnson-mf4qd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kzang386 trust me, there is some crazy shit on tv, even on my universe.

  • @zachskiles8059
    @zachskiles8059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3099

    I can actually feel the audience slowly dying as this conference progresses

    • @zachskiles8059
      @zachskiles8059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      "Whatever you say might end up on the Internet." Ironic.

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      the prophet of our time

    • @Roach_21VSD
      @Roach_21VSD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@zachskiles8059 They could save others from cringe... but not themselves

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I swear to god, the Tomba theme would be absolutely perfect for this conference, super cringe.

    • @DarkAtHearts
      @DarkAtHearts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      5:15 ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

  • @vidoganes5438
    @vidoganes5438 8 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    i still watch e3 every year even though i know deep down that there will never be a better conference than this

    • @Konipaca
      @Konipaca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sony won and left no survivors

    • @vidoganes5438
      @vidoganes5438 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      thank u based kojima

    • @killerjoy1001
      @killerjoy1001 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Konipaca killed them all and had class left over to send flowers to the families

    • @rasundesilva6088
      @rasundesilva6088 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Konipaca yeah but those games won't be here until 2018 and they showed 75% cutscenes.

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I mean that's kind of the point, that said, quite a few of those games will end up in 2017, also the only cgi was kojima's, which is a 2019ish game but it was there to show that they have kojima and also because kojima got barred from going to the game awards for mgs5 by konami.
      Microsoft showed the same games as last year, sony has these games + tons of games shown within the last 2 years coming.

  • @Reddo88
    @Reddo88 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... RIP E3

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I have seen things you people wouldn't believe...

    • @mushudamaschin2608
      @mushudamaschin2608 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah man what a shame, if I had a trillion dollars, I'd definitely set up E4 for y'all

    • @emanuel81111
      @emanuel81111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      i saw a little girl petting a virtual tiger ... musicians playing pop songs not related to videogames .... fake gameplay trailers in the big screens.... all those... moments will be lost ... like ... tears in rain

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@emanuel81111 Time... to buy... (empty wallet flies off into heaven)

  • @DarkStryder360
    @DarkStryder360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    "One million troops" has stuck with me ever since this conference never gets boring

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      *Wahn mirrion troobs.

    • @mortified0
      @mortified0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      DarkStryder360 "...love you guys"

    • @issaknife3495
      @issaknife3495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's not funny

    • @seanconnolly4364
      @seanconnolly4364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JiggyMcCue how rude

    • @onihaiena6152
      @onihaiena6152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah, "giant enemy crab" is way better.

  • @enzoapacible1083
    @enzoapacible1083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3916

    Say what you want, but this is the most memorable E3 conference ever.

    • @nathanrodriguez914nr
      @nathanrodriguez914nr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      More than "Xbox Go Home" and "Jamie Kennedy Go Home: The Drunkening"

    • @jgowdey
      @jgowdey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love it so much

    • @sonvolt5150
      @sonvolt5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enzo Apacible truly the best. I revisit it often for a laugh

    • @RetroJaysFTW
      @RetroJaysFTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      2006 Sony would like to have a word..

    • @ViktorKruger99
      @ViktorKruger99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can't believe it's been ten years, remember watching this live and being baffled to no end. You can't top this conference.

  • @uncoveringthelost
    @uncoveringthelost 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2378

    Which one of these jokers turned Konami into a gambling machine company?

    • @GrahamBarth
      @GrahamBarth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      I'd put my money on Asian Steven Tyler or Soul Stealing Thousand Yard Stare Man.
      I think one snorts enough coke to think that's a really good idea, and the other is a Sith.

    • @language5769
      @language5769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *+Graham* *Barth* Nail on the fucking head, brother!

    • @benjaminborkowski12
      @benjaminborkowski12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The Heron Hero My Money is on Tak Fujii, that guy is on Crack

    • @ProjectDelta1
      @ProjectDelta1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The Heron Hero Spoiler Alert:
      It was Kojima, man who sold the world!

    • @Naruxos07
      @Naruxos07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Benington Don't talk shit about Tak Fuji. These guys are legends who made the greatest E3 presentation ever, and they truly care about their games despite how mediocre some of them may have been. It was some corporate jack ass who wanted to take advantage of pachinko gambling being legal in Japan.
      Wish Konami was that innocent game company that made the occasional great game while pumping out weird niche titles from time to time again.

  • @Daniel-bi5ci
    @Daniel-bi5ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    10:51 i love how the japanese guy simply give up trying to speak in english.

    • @rolan5948
      @rolan5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I noticed that too, he was like fuck it😂😂

    • @Eggs_is_eggs
      @Eggs_is_eggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      At least he put effort into his English. When he was speaking in Japanese he was really robotic and tried to rush the lines to get it over with.

    • @TheUltimateHacker007
      @TheUltimateHacker007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Eggs_is_eggs the guy sounded like he had to retain some water in his mouth like a challenge or something

    • @glipk
      @glipk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Eggs_is_eggs that's just how Japanese is

    • @pcpolice2518
      @pcpolice2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheUltimateHacker007 😂

  • @Grandmas_Favorite
    @Grandmas_Favorite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3957

    “One of the things I think is the benefit of hip hop is we have president Obama”.... Lmao

    • @sideeswipe
      @sideeswipe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Dave Slattery I fucking died at that HAHAHAHHA it's so random

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      This is undoubtedly the cringiest video in the history of history.

    • @jaztin7197
      @jaztin7197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAAHAHA

    • @samelusac1
      @samelusac1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It is something that the president actually listens to music that I do. And read the same books. Well it's something that he actually reads. And isn't some racist fossil

    • @nick2316
      @nick2316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I wish I knew the context

  • @beejor
    @beejor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    "Please, nobody make any noise during this conference. It would be very distracting." (two minutes of awkward silence immediately follows)

    • @fuckugplus
      @fuckugplus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      But then you have the guess trying hard to crack them up. It was a test of mental fortitude. The troll vs the press

    • @JM-ll2vv
      @JM-ll2vv ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can we roll the trailer please?

  • @MacDaddy635
    @MacDaddy635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    The guy at the start telling everyone "we don't want that on the internet" was textbook foreshadowing.

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      he's the one who sabotaged the computer!

  • @rodentRoundup
    @rodentRoundup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    9:55 Dude doesn't even pretend that it's live gameplay, and just walks away letting the pre-recorded footage roll while his co-host continues to dance. I don't know if he went off the script or if the conference was running behind schedule and they had to move on or what.

    • @Gencoil
      @Gencoil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      And he even has the audacity to tell the audience that it's in real time.

    • @dethhollow
      @dethhollow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      And then it just cuts to the logo mid-dance, lol! They didn't even have good footage FOR THE GAME to fake this!!!

    • @JM-ll2vv
      @JM-ll2vv ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He says "both of the players dancing in real time" as he's literally stopped playing haha

    • @Abuqital2000
      @Abuqital2000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Getting perfect scores 😅

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think it was supposed to be a joke that didn't land.

  • @Thwap23
    @Thwap23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    This conference is legendary, I wish they had one every year.

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Same, but all we get is low tier cringe. I want my godly level cringe.

    • @pexoverso
      @pexoverso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They should use good actors to keep the cringe commedy

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@makutas-v261 i don't think what we get is low tier at all

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChapuleTaylor Well I do, we either get low tier cringe or stupid ass annoying forced memes like that fucking CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED IN AN EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM ENTERTAINER Bethesda put on stage and just because haha funni anime words everyone started with their forced memes.

    • @punkchris
      @punkchris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Makuta S-V calm the fuck down lmao

  • @The94Venom
    @The94Venom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    The beginning of the video is so underrated though.
    "We'd be pleased if you could, you know, NOT have fun in this event. Thank you."

    • @Dillypicklepie
      @Dillypicklepie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      The94Venom looks like they had nothing to worry about

    • @CGMastarr
      @CGMastarr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i think the guy was trying to say for victims of identity theft (etc.) that clips of your voice may be used

    • @jonnil1997
      @jonnil1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah its so weird, does e not want an excited loud audience? Lol

  • @bungieborris9111
    @bungieborris9111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3528

    one of the benefits of it being hip hop is that uhh we have president obama -konami 2010

  • @gabrielgaspar3744
    @gabrielgaspar3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The audience did not know, but they were witnessing history in the making

  • @Danmarinja
    @Danmarinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2503

    “Any sounds will be broadcast on the internet”
    Wish they told the Bethesda crowd that this year as well.

    • @ackdca3810
      @ackdca3810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      “My dad died.”
      audience: YYYYEHEHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI

    • @teamyordle23
      @teamyordle23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      WOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAH

    • @The_Quiet_Kiddo
      @The_Quiet_Kiddo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Cyberpunk 2077 will be the worst game ever made .
      *YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @michaelaeschbacher4648
      @michaelaeschbacher4648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No no no, don't tell them that. They'll only get louder

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DiscoClam wait, what do you mean, what happened?

  • @mirrorballl
    @mirrorballl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    This whole thing feels like a fever dream or some kind of skit

    • @eatfugu
      @eatfugu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      All it’s missing is Eric Andre

    • @jujuyee2534
      @jujuyee2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's how i see the world when i'm on ecstasy

    • @salvatorewilk4220
      @salvatorewilk4220 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus ya

    • @jordy835
      @jordy835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jujuyee2534 its how schizophrenic's see the world without seroquel

    • @leonardfeuerstein
      @leonardfeuerstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol XD

  • @GroovyLeon
    @GroovyLeon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?
    JUST TO SUFFER?

    • @w1nch3ster1
      @w1nch3ster1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hero Of Gallowmere - You feel it too...don't you?

    • @joycehayes1454
      @joycehayes1454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aaron Every night..... I CAN FEEL MY LEG!- XD I can't finish the rest of it.

    • @runnirudelrunnideas4557
      @runnirudelrunnideas4557 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woooooooww

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suffering builds up strength.

    • @pugassassin5591
      @pugassassin5591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vladtepes2667 lol

  • @GrizzlyNightman
    @GrizzlyNightman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    5:15 looks like a screen test for a non aired international version of Drake and Josh

    • @AA-xu5kr
      @AA-xu5kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Holy shit hahahahah

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I laughed so hard at this I almost cried

    • @QuietSnake-xs5vx
      @QuietSnake-xs5vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh man i laughed way too hard xD

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I cant believe how good this comment is

    • @lZUNA7
      @lZUNA7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude I cracked up at this 😂

  • @peedfarded
    @peedfarded 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    The Dance Masters thing was literally the funniest. It's like they just got a crackhead Japanese dude off the street and the oldest kid from Malcom in the middle. Not to mention they weren't even playing the game on the screen, it was just gameplay footage. 😂

    • @patrickm4281
      @patrickm4281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      who? Francis?

    • @nickmason790
      @nickmason790 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some Cynical Asshole seriously who the fuck was that Japanese guy?!

  • @milkman6039
    @milkman6039 7 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I like how the Dance Master dude just gave up and started speaking Japanese halfway through

    • @johnpeplow7134
      @johnpeplow7134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Or maybe he was so high he forgot he was supposed to be speaking English. Between sentences.

    • @RoboBlue2
      @RoboBlue2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      And the other guy just threw out a bunch of unrelated corporate buzzwords to cover up the fact that he didn't speak Japanese either.

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HumbleDegenerate lmao

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@RoboBlue2 Yeah I thought the guy on the right was going to translate, but then he started reading off of the prompter

    • @st4r444
      @st4r444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAO 😂

  • @Bobby_T_
    @Bobby_T_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    this is like a middle school presentation on konami

  • @alioth2021
    @alioth2021 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    This is almost 13 years old, but "I'll take it in the back" is still one of the funniest things I've heard at E3.

    • @tyrellhansraj3589
      @tyrellhansraj3589 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Timestamp?

    • @roycrownguard
      @roycrownguard 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tyrellhansraj35894:34

    • @bmbterps
      @bmbterps 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tyrellhansraj35894:32

    • @cj7318
      @cj7318 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Give it to me

  • @dallyink7412
    @dallyink7412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3120

    After all of the times I've seen this I've now realized I haven't seen a single one of these games in my life outside of this presentation.

    • @RosesAreBlack94
      @RosesAreBlack94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Ninety nine knights was pretty good at the time, I remember seeing the first one and was blown away by the graphics

    • @albertobellini98
      @albertobellini98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Silent hill?

    • @sentientarugula2884
      @sentientarugula2884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@user84074 what a weird name

    • @baku_gako2135
      @baku_gako2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Even Metal Gear Rising?

    • @bigdoggo5827
      @bigdoggo5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Castlevania Harmony of despair was a nice Castlevania game. It had characters from older games and the music kicked ass. It's music is used in smash Ultimate

  • @Fleshcut
    @Fleshcut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5686

    I've held better power point presentations in high school.

    • @theguardian8317
      @theguardian8317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Probably they also had better budget too.

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      but did you have chest slapping?

    • @vagamer522
      @vagamer522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      but did you have ehhhhhh and brock obama benefiting for hip hop?

    • @christiancristof491
      @christiancristof491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *middle school.

    • @Kris-ko4fu
      @Kris-ko4fu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Did you have 1 mulleon people watching you ?

  • @DylanBelievesInTheNet
    @DylanBelievesInTheNet ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Rest in Peace, E3. Many people hated you, many rightfully so, but I cherish this. All the preening, cultural obfuscation and lies and deception...washed away for this one press conference.
    Konami will never be this again, and E3 will never 'be' again.

  • @colonelsandwich641
    @colonelsandwich641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    3:35 10 Million dots per screen.
    Incredible.
    Just incredible.

    • @TheJohnnyblaze4ever
      @TheJohnnyblaze4ever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ColonelSandwich please help promote this game

    • @irondust71
      @irondust71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ColonelSandwich WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

  • @Hugo_Tate
    @Hugo_Tate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4350

    I’d love a “Where are they now” video on everyone from this conference.

    • @rifasclub
      @rifasclub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Well, I know where IGA is... Play Bloodstained, it's awesome.

    • @akirakurusu4366
      @akirakurusu4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Silver king 2:34 passed away recently

    • @Parhikunii
      @Parhikunii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@akirakurusu4366 La Parka passed away last year ago too.

    • @ElNegus9985
      @ElNegus9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      There were 2 guys at the back listening the conference who later founded a channel called Digital Foundry

    • @_arkhea
      @_arkhea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      naoki maeda, after a lifetime of making banging tunes for DDR and directing aspects of the game itself (among others), left the company a while ago and has now worked with capcom on his own rhythm game and a new mobage he released last year.
      Most songs he made for the arcade games for the past what, 20 years? have been shitcanned with a few exceptions and it fucking sucks.

  • @cas9564
    @cas9564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    And here was the beginning of the fall of Konami.
    We laughed until it wasn't funny anymore...

  • @BigBossIsBack
    @BigBossIsBack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Saddest part is Tak Fuji gave the most coherent presentation out of everyone

    • @dun0790
      @dun0790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      True but what language was he speaking

    • @josuke8gappy
      @josuke8gappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dun0790 japanese

    • @dogeshark204
      @dogeshark204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      he was actually trying

    • @TruFalco
      @TruFalco ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Easily the most charasmatic. The man is a GEM and you can't make me think otherwise.

    • @tony1954
      @tony1954 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True that

  • @smoke12316
    @smoke12316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    The presenter ruined the whole mood before the actual presentation itself, amazing.

  • @mikki7522
    @mikki7522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    That's right, beyblade is back and hotter than ever.

    • @goodninji8
      @goodninji8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So...
      It was hot back then?

    • @PodRealoaded
      @PodRealoaded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂things you wouldn't expect to hear in 2010 and 2020

  • @MrAIDS-wx2he
    @MrAIDS-wx2he 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    8:11 has to be my favorite, the man just staring at the announcers face point blank with a murderous death stare. Special thanks to mister metokur for showing this

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Not sure if gonna kiss or kill…..

    • @нико-р2х
      @нико-р2х 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The fuck is that guy even doing lol

    • @obZenism
      @obZenism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm going need a link to that stream

    • @HolyAarom
      @HolyAarom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@нико-р2х i think he was trying to read the teleprompter to make sure that the guy speaking was doing it right but the angle didnt lend him any favors

    • @emmathepony1992
      @emmathepony1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HolyAarom correct

  • @martyhearn3465
    @martyhearn3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

    Happy 10th anniversary to the best press conference of all time. This is where humanity peaked

    • @nabieladrian
      @nabieladrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Can't argue, we're keep getting downhill

    • @Mimon-Baraka
      @Mimon-Baraka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes it has charisma, not like these robotic cringe Shows of today.

    • @ethandahlstrom
      @ethandahlstrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly, it will never be better

    • @sebastiantafoya3609
      @sebastiantafoya3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mimon-Baraka hello brother

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Considering Konami was never heard from again after this means that the cringe was so epic that they decided they where done doing Video Games!

  • @brunovaz
    @brunovaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    8:10 It became hard to breath after this part

    • @johnzook7681
      @johnzook7681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      brunogarcia
      WHAT the FUCK LOL.
      Dude is about to rape the shit out of the guy lol

    • @6XTH666
      @6XTH666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      John Zook
      XD

    • @SenseiRio
      @SenseiRio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      brunogarcia lmao shit had me fucking dead

    • @eternal.plagas
      @eternal.plagas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ProjectDelta1
      @ProjectDelta1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      brunogarcia That dude is a straight up murderer 😂😂😂

  • @juanisaias8308
    @juanisaias8308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    I still can't believe this is real. The wrestlers slaps omfg.

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wrestler use slap its somewhat effective.

    • @user-ef6gv4wv1l
      @user-ef6gv4wv1l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *grabs the microphone directly*

    • @microfighterz
      @microfighterz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the beauty of the chops are they would have actually stung like a bitch, but they no sold it and it just looks much dumber than it should have been

    • @tylerblair318
      @tylerblair318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      RIP Silver King. He actually died recently. He played the evil luchador in Nacho Libre.

    • @dannydarko7698
      @dannydarko7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shit was fuckin hilarious

  • @teamdoa
    @teamdoa หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Imagine being part of this at the time and not knowing this would become come one of the greatest presentations ever.

  • @KentzHodiono
    @KentzHodiono 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    omg they looked like they're a new company that time

    • @killer88327
      @killer88327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Kentz Hodiono they seem like one since today

    • @basedlord
      @basedlord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Victom Whatever shut up

    • @macafromthewired
      @macafromthewired 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      smoke blud no u

    • @MK-lu6mr
      @MK-lu6mr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kentz Hodiono is

  • @DoctorObviously
    @DoctorObviously 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    I love how Tak Fuji is the most human person in this video. He follows his "you'll be sucked" with the most smug, self-assured "I did it." face ever.

    • @jordanstapelberg507
      @jordanstapelberg507 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@neromauritzen6170 I think he meant if you just button mash (xxx and yyy) you'll do poorly (he probably meant "you'll suck" instead of "you'll be sucked")

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ​@@jordanstapelberg507No, he meant that there is a secret code where if you input those keys, the game controller sucks you off.

    • @idrinkmilk282
      @idrinkmilk282 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​​​@@INRamos13 All he meant was that you suck at the game if you just button mash (i know that you know this, DeMatastic, I'm mainly making a point about OP to everybody here). He was trying to put a challenge to the players, a form of marketing strategy that tons of games use. Dark souls being one of the more famous for it. It's as simple as saying "think you can beat our game? Hah. I bet you can't. Why don't you buy it and prove it."
      The broken English, which was displayed throughout the entire time he spoke, is the ONLY reason he didn't just say "you'll suck at this game if all you do is mash".
      For native English speakers, determining tenses is easy. For learning English as a secondary language, tenses can be particularly difficult to decipher, given the many variations there are and the many contexts they exist under. There's absolutely NOTHING more to read into here 😅. OP is merely another youtube commenter that thinks he's caught something that others haven't, because of his belief in his ability to read people. A belief which is extremely misplaced.
      There's nothing going on here outside of the fact that he used the incorrect tense. 😅

    • @loaduscoolclipz5505
      @loaduscoolclipz5505 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@idrinkmilk282no im pretty sure he meant that the controller will perform fellatio to you

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@INRamos13 What a jerk for never sharing the code.

  • @LG1204
    @LG1204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    So that's why Kojima left Konami...

    • @Clarensee
      @Clarensee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why? Fun people working there. Better than snobs in other houses.

    • @_JesusIsLord_
      @_JesusIsLord_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kojima fits right in this turdfest.

    • @Neutronomy
      @Neutronomy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kojima is a clown

    • @viletoxxie
      @viletoxxie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eduardo Bonfil I dont think you watched this

    • @HereCumsTracer
      @HereCumsTracer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Finally, he's somewhere where he'll be respected. #FucKonami

  • @depp5275
    @depp5275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    2010 feels like the 90s now

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It doesn't help that the video quality for some of these presentations were really shit

    • @projectmayhem4376
      @projectmayhem4376 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It is now

    • @pot1tone
      @pot1tone 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This conference is as old to us now as the late 90s was when it happened

    • @Huckle15
      @Huckle15 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The time difference between this conference and now is the same as this conference and 1996…

    • @dannygreen592
      @dannygreen592 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DON'T... Say that...!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Cavs191
    @Cavs191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    Translation: we are exclusively a front company for the yakuza to launder their money through legally

    • @merunasg
      @merunasg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Is that real? I haven't thought about that option. Yakuza is pretty big so I wouldn't be surprised with these kind of scams

    • @Cavs191
      @Cavs191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Merunas Grincalaitis well they are pivoting to making more and more pachinko and slot machines at Konami and in Japan I hear the pachinko industry is dominated by the yakuza

    • @guthriesavagefriedman35
      @guthriesavagefriedman35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      This actually makes a lot of sense

    • @monkeyrobotsinc.9875
      @monkeyrobotsinc.9875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lmao win

    • @josetomascamposrobledano4618
      @josetomascamposrobledano4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Merunas Grincalaitis Yakuza’s aren’t nearly as dominant as they used to be in current day Japan!

  • @Edt_dcs
    @Edt_dcs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    I understand if one person's presentation is weird, but this is like a dozen people consecuteively fucking up to extreme amounts. You can only make things this bad by scripting it.

    • @paolocazzaniga8735
      @paolocazzaniga8735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      EdFTWin you have to say it correctly: extreeeeeeeme! XD

    • @basiliskb.223
      @basiliskb.223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      and if any journalist in the game industry had any self awareness they would have made this into a great article. but no, it becomes a meme a decade later. like, this is so much worse than the worst presentation I've ever seen.

    • @Bustersword07
      @Bustersword07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@stephengrigg5988 well I do remember gametrailers reported on this back in 2010 on how bad it was but yeah, the TH-cam gaming journalists still didnt have quite the presence yet but in a lot of places, it has gone down as the worst e3 press conference ever lol

  • @Tiramonium
    @Tiramonium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    This is the most self-controlled, self-conscious audience ever. How weren't people just laughing uncontrollably all the time is beyond me.

    • @brajuhani
      @brajuhani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Becouse it was also very very boring, i did watch this live back in the day.

    • @walidkiradesu
      @walidkiradesu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      people were in shock

    • @PlzTouchMEHard
      @PlzTouchMEHard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can u imagine not showering and not getting laid, reacting to this?

    • @robrs8631
      @robrs8631 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Because they were told it would be live on the internet

    • @potatonugget5629
      @potatonugget5629 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The guy at the beginning told them to shut up or leave

  • @1StIwY1
    @1StIwY1 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    10:50 Naoki Maeda giving up on speaking english at this point absolutely cracks me up xD

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s wonderful

  • @KoryLunaa
    @KoryLunaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    This video is 12 minutes but why does it feel like a 30 minute video essay

    • @notawebii6985
      @notawebii6985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A crowbcat video that just doesnt end
      Now imagine being there irl

    • @realmug
      @realmug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It feels like 3 to me, it's nostalgic

  • @eduardokuri1983
    @eduardokuri1983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    -any sound will be broadcasted on the internet, so be conscious of that, you might end up on the internet
    *proceeds to have the cringiest conference in the history of conferences*

    • @ultraenergy313
      @ultraenergy313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The Irony of All Time Awards goes to Konami

    • @vladtepes2667
      @vladtepes2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ultraenergy313 Konami they have sealed a fate worse than enternal hunger for blood upon themselves i am truly amazed.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or Razzie award video game edition to "Konami and so-called unique E3 presentation"

  • @JamesCarmichael
    @JamesCarmichael 7 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    It's 2017 and I'm still waiting to be sucked by Konami.

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      They don't suck you anymore, they convert you into pachinko machines now.

    • @Jtheantagonist
      @Jtheantagonist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If you buy metal gear survive now you wont get sucked but you will get fucked by konami.

    • @martyhearn3465
      @martyhearn3465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Did u hit the xxx and the yyy and the xx and the yyy again?

    • @Zonex_Haven
      @Zonex_Haven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marty Hearn i haven't but you can move yorr body freeree!

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Crepon 5:59

  • @BehindThePringles
    @BehindThePringles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    This is borderline experimental.

  • @AmorBuffer
    @AmorBuffer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    this entire conference is fucking surreal

  • @Balmung35
    @Balmung35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    8:14 "You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby."

    • @Freefork
      @Freefork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WHAT ENEMIES?!?!?

    • @juanlmontejo
      @juanlmontejo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amazing comment

    • @yofyo
      @yofyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      11/10

    • @arigat-s0244
      @arigat-s0244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fallout be like:

    • @kanjo4976
      @kanjo4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was looking for this

  • @paprika3881
    @paprika3881 7 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "that's right, bayblade is back and hotter than ever"
    i lost my shit OMG

    • @kyrem1281
      @kyrem1281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish it was true. I miss beyblades

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beyblades was the shit I kinda miss it too

  • @abcav297
    @abcav297 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I've spent over an hour pressing XXX and YYY like a madman in a Konami game and yet I still remain unsucked.

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      IKR :(

  • @kalsizzle
    @kalsizzle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4110

    Why does 2010 look like ancient history?

    • @mxr_johnson
      @mxr_johnson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Kal Sizzle cameras are crap back then .

    • @MADBADBRAD
      @MADBADBRAD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Because we are all getting older.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Because it is.

    • @Infinite_Jester
      @Infinite_Jester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Downloaded and reuploaded.

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Because Konami were involved

  • @orioloop
    @orioloop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    ''Now you can move ur fat buddy freery''

    • @6XTH666
      @6XTH666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      KalakGamer
      LOL I need to stop scrolling through these comments, it makes me laugh Everytime.

    • @crazyvideoguy1
      @crazyvideoguy1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahhaahahahha

    • @TeoZMuff313
      @TeoZMuff313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KalakGamer what's the Time stamp ?

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't notice that. Hhaaaaaahaaaaaaa

    • @tochukwuudu7763
      @tochukwuudu7763 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KalakGamer lmao,it's just dancing.

  • @atrwkts
    @atrwkts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Long after humanity is extinct, billions of years in the future, when aliens stumble upon Earth, I hope that the only remnants of humanity that they discover is video footage of E3 2010 Konami

    • @PresidentialWinner
      @PresidentialWinner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Our Magnum Opus, finest work of humanity.

    • @MADBADBRAD
      @MADBADBRAD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Then that will be their doom as a species.

    • @-jobrocodwawz-6226
      @-jobrocodwawz-6226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i was gonna like this then i saw that the likes were at 69 so i refrained

    • @dylanlevey9847
      @dylanlevey9847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      atrwkts “Why did humans die out?”
      “I don’t know, but I feel this has something to do with its slow decline.”

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      atrwkts
      Alien#1: hmm what did the humans to go extinct
      Alien#2: I don't know but I found some video footage from something called E3 from 2010 about a thing called Konami
      Alien#1:show me
      Alien #2 shows video
      Alien#1: could this be the cause of their extinction
      Alien2: I think so I think so
      Alien1: lets get out of here
      Alien2: yeah I just got a call from my wife to pick little Timmy up from school
      Alien1: oh how is your family doing btw
      Alien2: ooh the kids are great sometimes a pain in the ass
      Alien1: aww but their treasures are they
      Alien2: yeah they are
      Ship is flying off back to their home planet
      Alien1: wait did we forgot something I have the feeling we left something on earth
      Alien2: nah I don't think so I would've remembered it
      Alien3: hey guys could come back pls uhm you forgot me
      I was bored when I wrote this

  • @JJMomoida
    @JJMomoida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    This never fails to crack me up... but for real... wtf was up with that dude staring at the back of the other dude's head with such intensity??

    • @Aisua
      @Aisua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He probably understood that he was on camera and on the internet with these fools and thus forever associated with this clown show. lol

    • @xTonyTornado
      @xTonyTornado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      come on,he propably was doing that on purpose

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xTonyTornado He was probably reading something on a little monitor.

    • @gambello1195
      @gambello1195 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he's panicking and looking at the safest point in the room, his friend

  • @JamieCurrant
    @JamieCurrant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    From the director of 12 Years a Slave:
    3 Weeks a Gay

    • @900p8
      @900p8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Okay so... @ 4:35 "

    • @Noone-rc9wf
      @Noone-rc9wf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Trust me it's not gay if we use socks..."
      Cumming this Summer....
      3 Weeks A Gay

    • @goodninji8
      @goodninji8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (A Hack and Slash Tattle)

    • @smilebox9463
      @smilebox9463 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @b2.y
    @b2.y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    *_1Milyon Troops_*
    *_1 Milyon Trooooooooops_*
    *_WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW_*
    *_Lav Yu Gais ;)_*

    • @vagamer522
      @vagamer522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hock and Slosh Tital...... not funny

  • @spartawar117
    @spartawar117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    I literally had to watch this in small doses.
    Didn't want to OD on cringe.

    • @TreyTreyTaylor
      @TreyTreyTaylor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      spartawar117 A full playthrough could induce brain trauma.

    • @ExhaIe
      @ExhaIe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      spartawar117 is that a shujinkydink avatar lmfaooooo

    • @talonpop
      @talonpop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      spartawar117 I just watched all of Crowbcat's videos in like 2 days. The cringe almost killed me

  • @yoloswaggins1579
    @yoloswaggins1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    One of the benefits of hip hop is we have president Obama.
    God level logic.

    • @bluerat2106
      @bluerat2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      wtf is your pfp

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Id have gone with "Bernie Sanders" as the great benefit of Hip Hop, but to each their own...

    • @Txur_Itan
      @Txur_Itan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bluerat2106 it's a trypophobia eye

    • @our_illumination949
      @our_illumination949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ffejpsycho 2010...

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wha? :”0@@ffejpsycho

  • @scott4978
    @scott4978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "I'll take it in the back"

    • @Reionder
      @Reionder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The best part lmao

  • @thefalloutwiki
    @thefalloutwiki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    8:15 I can’t really figure out why the Silent Hill dude didn’t just ... move to the side? Instead of staring angrily at the back of the other dude’s head.

    • @theredhooded9261
      @theredhooded9261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      K Darrow Sarif lol

    • @elkevinski
      @elkevinski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Its like one of those oblivion’s npcs when you talk to them and one npc just stands behind lmao

    • @pcpolice2518
      @pcpolice2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kate Darrow I think I know why and it’s just embarrassing and cringy

    • @TheJohnnyblaze4ever
      @TheJohnnyblaze4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Because he was out for blood

    • @setiademeow
      @setiademeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      this is like 1 years late but i think thats just the camera angle and he's actually looking at the other side but it turns into accidental gold

  • @Mr.MagnumDong
    @Mr.MagnumDong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Konami: *Threatens the audience to keep the audible at a minimum and to be respectful*
    Also Konami: *has Mexican wrestlers fight on stage*

  • @Shade04rek
    @Shade04rek 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Why I'm hyped about e3: More CrowbCat compilation videos

    • @AndresGarcia-wk6gw
      @AndresGarcia-wk6gw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @ChanchoSleepy
      @ChanchoSleepy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man, ubisoft was surprisingly tame this year. It lacked in cringed imo

  • @Bwethhh
    @Bwethhh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3552

    wan mirrion troops. woooooow.

    • @user-ir8rd6oy4w
      @user-ir8rd6oy4w 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      WOOOOW

    • @Al_Paca
      @Al_Paca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      WOW! ;)
      (Eddie)

    • @bluemanunit
      @bluemanunit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      how many troops? i didn't quite get that

    • @user-ir8rd6oy4w
      @user-ir8rd6oy4w 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      +Rafael Pacheco wan Morrison troops. WOOOOW

    • @bluemanunit
      @bluemanunit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      CynReviews
      Excuse me, this soul crushing sound of silence distracted me, did you say wan minion loops?

  • @sleepygrouch8361
    @sleepygrouch8361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    I did it I sat through this entire video and did not wince once. I am now a changed man

    • @tylerpfaff8633
      @tylerpfaff8633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sham Wow I did too but the wrestler part....

    • @hquwhjher
      @hquwhjher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I laugh myself like crazy. Especially Tak Fujii's conference.

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not changed for the better.

  • @redrickschuhart3836
    @redrickschuhart3836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    The asian Gollum on meth and the overgrown Filthy Frank/Joji are my favourite duo ever

    • @emmanuelmedrano6405
      @emmanuelmedrano6405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They should make a dance duo with an album

    • @Txur_Itan
      @Txur_Itan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bruh, you killing me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mark0183
      @mark0183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to the game fields

    • @caesarninety7102
      @caesarninety7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      11:03 when he look at his partner dead pan face though🗿

    • @the.seagull.35
      @the.seagull.35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean Ray Romano's nephew?

  • @jad7127
    @jad7127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    My body was not ready for this.

    • @hyperaidan
      @hyperaidan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      well, you can now MOVE YOUR BODY FREERY

    • @Shomus
      @Shomus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      THIS IS DANCE MASTER

  • @chillworkvibes4703
    @chillworkvibes4703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "Director's Cut" is my favorite part about this whole thing. CrowbCat is on a different level.

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comes with an "arranged" mode for sure.

    • @raystargazer7468
      @raystargazer7468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get it

  • @spacecadet2226
    @spacecadet2226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    I watch this once a year to remind myself that I’m not THAT socially awkward.

    • @XenittX
      @XenittX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You are tho..

    • @yannatoko9898
      @yannatoko9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just think it's mildly entertaining.

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Being socially awkward doesn't do anything about this video tho

    • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
      @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one million TRHUOOPS...wow

    • @hjhjkhfkfkd
      @hjhjkhfkfkd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What!? You're much much worse and you know it.

  • @swausgaming23123
    @swausgaming23123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Tak Fuji is the ultimate human being. After all he has so many trooops

    • @deNNyTheWiseMAN1
      @deNNyTheWiseMAN1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      He has to be with an army of more than 1 million troops........1 million troops.....wow!

    • @druidofthefang
      @druidofthefang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      JUAN MIRRION TLOOPS

    • @Lainbowie
      @Lainbowie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme

    • @kiryokazooma
      @kiryokazooma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's the ultimate lifeform

    • @bakester55
      @bakester55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WAOW

  • @DocDrowsy
    @DocDrowsy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    YU KEN MUUV YO BADEH FREEREE

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      TheSleepyGamer i still can't believe that's his real accent

    • @DocDrowsy
      @DocDrowsy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It's goddamn beautiful though aint it

    • @6XTH666
      @6XTH666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      TheSleepyGamer
      THIS made me raugh out roud

    • @dfokg
      @dfokg 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fwiwi ***

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha, the fact that he spelt it the way he said it made me laugh my ass off

  • @gagatai
    @gagatai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    This is a must watch before every E3

    • @RedLyne8405
      @RedLyne8405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao it's so bad...lol

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck I watched it after

    • @greenkidd529
      @greenkidd529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ans yet this was better than most of the e3 conferences this year lol

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenkidd529 Without a doubt.

    • @FLONCH-ZONE
      @FLONCH-ZONE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ;,)

  • @Blarg
    @Blarg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I prefer this honest approach to any fake presentation.

  • @arsenelupin1854
    @arsenelupin1854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    "Kojima has left the group"

  • @user-og6hl6lv7p
    @user-og6hl6lv7p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I wish David Lynch would return to directing E3 presentations.

  • @Bigbird93
    @Bigbird93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    1 mirrion TROOOOOPS

    • @madmista8336
      @madmista8336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      WAAAOOUUW

    • @metalblade8787
      @metalblade8787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      EXTREEE*EEEEE*EEEEME

    • @madmista8336
      @madmista8336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Working Man Music *awkward claps

    • @Bigbird93
      @Bigbird93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Metal gear survive has coop and zombies

    • @Bigbird93
      @Bigbird93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Woooooooooooow

  • @Katurha
    @Katurha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The amount of cocaine involved in this conference is mind-shattering

    • @juas7439
      @juas7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Neh, if they had taken cocaine they would have had energy and enthusiasm (fake of course) like in the other E3s... in fact that was the problem i guess, the lack of cocaine

    • @edybocman76
      @edybocman76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juas7439 the red hair dude was on cocaine for sure

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking more quaaludes

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should really research something before you want to use it in a funny comment... If they took cocaine, they would be enthusiastic, euphoric and well concentrated throughout this whole thing. If anything, those guys took LSD, because most of them were completely overwhelmed by the entire presentation.

    • @CloverLovesTT
      @CloverLovesTT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      oh no dude they were definitely on downers during this

  • @StewHeisenberg
    @StewHeisenberg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    This is the most depressing conference in E3 history, other than EA.

    • @jojagro
      @jojagro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      go madden!

    • @JCOdrjones
      @JCOdrjones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about Ubisoft?

    • @SanguineSpirit616
      @SanguineSpirit616 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't that bad. It was at times silly when they tried to "make" one guy a meme cosplaying as Jacob.

    • @likesflower
      @likesflower 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 and a half hour for next EA conference, im coffident it ill be a disaster.

    • @JCOdrjones
      @JCOdrjones 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oyster Barron How much does EA have to show off? Will it even be worth it? I'd say no.

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Tak Fuji is the MVP of this whole conference. The audience was quiet out of reverence rather than embarrassment

  • @CcreapMurdaProductions
    @CcreapMurdaProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    The video was twelve minutes... Shit felt like an hour.

    • @Txur_Itan
      @Txur_Itan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And the whole damn presentation was 1h+, just imagine how that felt like

    • @Santana_Art
      @Santana_Art 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Txur_Itan eternity

    • @brajuhani
      @brajuhani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was pure gold when it was live, the cringe and laughter almost killed me.
      I was so hyped for their 2011 E3, but for some reason it never came...

    • @rmzCrush
      @rmzCrush 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      having a hard time trying to watch this video, don't know why.

    • @andresmu9375
      @andresmu9375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brajuhani “for some reason”… I think this video is reason enough haha

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I can't believe it's been 10 years since this event.

    • @kaique8569
      @kaique8569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ten in years in future and we will be talking this way about This 2021 E3

    • @ArchangelExile
      @ArchangelExile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kaique8569 That's if there's an E3 2021.

    • @projectmayhem4376
      @projectmayhem4376 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rip e3

  • @Quast
    @Quast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    8:10 they even brought an all original Silent Hill character live on stage!

    • @Alex-hc7sr
      @Alex-hc7sr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      It is truly a disturbing creature

  • @itsbrewsky5519
    @itsbrewsky5519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    6:03 The subtle "oh my god" as he realizes it is no longer just a performance

    • @nintex40
      @nintex40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      por que me hablas así?

    • @jopdancing7320
      @jopdancing7320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      LAMO
      seriously tho i wander if the is still alive

    • @theXlegend17
      @theXlegend17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jopdancing7320 idk who youre asking about but silver king is dead

    • @themayqueen666
      @themayqueen666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      He took it in the back from 3 Wrestlers ...

    • @sm00thgames63
      @sm00thgames63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He is ok he just took in the back as he had said and everyone went home happy later that day.

  • @ngmajora6986
    @ngmajora6986 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    Centuries from now historians will look back at this and say "Holy fuck"

  • @MiTBender
    @MiTBender 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    "You will be sucked."
    Greatest quote of E3.

  • @aquafresh3150
    @aquafresh3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    Japanese guy: *Hi*
    Audience: ...
    Japanese guy: **Gestures at Screen**
    Audience: **claps**

    • @goodninji8
      @goodninji8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      >every E3

    • @Sparble
      @Sparble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "yeah, yes yes"

    • @eneseusm459
      @eneseusm459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That guy was dizzy

    • @eneseusm459
      @eneseusm459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Japanese guy was trying to be funny

    • @realmug
      @realmug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Japanese guy: **does nazi salute**
      Audience: **stops**

  • @pluvius9265
    @pluvius9265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    If you'd told me five years ago that I would eventually want this Konami back, I'd have laughed in your face.

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but now you would cry. rip konami

  • @TachyonKing
    @TachyonKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    2:32 Silver King died in London last night. RIP to a man who helped to make the greatest E3 press conference of all time.

    • @goddammitjanice7700
      @goddammitjanice7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      O I’m sorry to hear that.

    • @ErikaFurudo1337
      @ErikaFurudo1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      La Parka just died. Another great one down

    • @crashbash8549
      @crashbash8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I kbow this is 1 year late but how did he die?

    • @TachyonKing
      @TachyonKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Crash Bash he died of a heart attack in the ring

    • @michaelskoomamacher5652
      @michaelskoomamacher5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Silver King died in an indie show vs Juventud Guerrera
      LAAA Parka (not the WCW one) died because Rush didn't catch Parka's dive in time

  • @abdelali9279
    @abdelali9279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Everyone: #FucKonami for letting Kojima go and bastardizing classic IPs for pachinkos, it's not like the old Konami.
    The old Konami:

    • @karlomarx4378
      @karlomarx4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      konamis real prime was the 90s kojima carried them in the 00s

    • @juarezamorim
      @juarezamorim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the Castlevania that they announced in this conference was pretty good

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@karlomarx4378 There were still excellent Castlevania games and didn't Silent Hill 2-4 release in the 00s?

    • @lasagna187
      @lasagna187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      their downfall began long before 2010

    • @spoiledmilk2587
      @spoiledmilk2587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kojima is an overrated narcissist.