Kourtney: not me. What number am i thinking of? Nikki: your not thinking of a number. Your thinking of how to fart and blame it on Kim. Kourtney: she's good.
"Die Another Day" is a song Madonna sang for the movie of the same name for the James Bond 007 franchise. Lol. It was the last in the Pierce Brosnan era, and well was the worst film according to a few people. Madonna also made a cameo in the film as a fencing instructor.
Kourtney : What number am I thinking of? Nicki: Your not thinking of a number your thinking of a way to fart and blame it on Kim. Kourtney: She’s good *ICONIC*
Kim: "The Matrix has you." Kourtney: "Sounds like a porno" LMFAOO I Can't 🤣🤣 Edit: (Kim Voice)"Oh My God! I LITERALLY didn't expect all these likes 😭 Like Whyyyeeeee!" Thank youuuu 💖💖
"What number am i thinking of?" "You are not thinking of a number. You are thinking of a way you can fart and blame it on Kim." "She's good!" *THIS HAS ME DEAD*
@MaddieLoves___ Foxes, I think she was trying to say the Matrix was real, and the Matrix created the real world that everyone thinks is real, but, is fake. I dont know, I didnt watch the movie.
Kim: Oh my God what if we're like possessed now? Kourtney: Do you mean poisoned? *Long pause* Kim: It's the same thing when you think about it... Kourtney: Shut up. Damn😭😂. Kourtney is so watermelon. Kim had to dig deep before answering Kourtney.
songs madonna said during her speech : - into the groove - open your heart - ray of light - deeper and deeper - frozen - borderline - 4 minutes - secret - express yourself - die another day - vogue
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“I cAnt rEmEmbEr to dO eVerYtHinG oKay?”
Okay *mood*
Taeri taeeee
Haha I loved that part
Taeri ARMYYY
Read this as soon as she said it 😂
Ew
"What number am I thinking of?"
"Your thinking of a way you can fart and blame it on Kim"
"She's good"
LMFAO!
*you're
FBI FBI *FBI
Not FBI FBI
@@jenn9915 are you talking to me?
What does LMFAO mean
@@stickthelanding4785 Laughing my fucking ass off
Khloe: Try ctrl alt delete
Holy shit that's the smartest line khloe has ever said lmaooo
Metal Marvin I literally said the same thing
I actually did it on my computer, and it stopped for like 3 mins and later it reboot itself
Language mate !
Ace Dats me ...people are gonna cuss of course and show cusses don’t watch this if you don’t want people to cuss
@@gabrielitomfg Cuz thats a manual method to reboot if youre system is on hybernate xD
Trinity: "She's very powerful"
Khloe: *"She's not very powerful at decorating."*
😂
She's right tho...😂😂😆😆
wait so they were wearing a wig the whole time?
O.O
That was Kim not khloe
@@frootparrot4581no, that was Khloe
"What was it called?"
"Maybelline!"
"Maverick"
"I think it was The Mustard"
that guy did you notice that maverick is from the movie top gun I think their hinting that the Kardashian’s are going to be in top gun
i laughed to much
That one killed me
The matrix
@@cutieofgodangels9301 I don't think that's it
The way they pronounce DeNICKI MeNAH always gets me. Everytime.
Same lmao
Same
Ikr lol 😂😭
Ik Lmao 😂
Ikr xDD
“She can read us like a movie.” 😂💀👏
Kourtney: not me. What number am i thinking of?
Nikki: your not thinking of a number. Your thinking of how to fart and blame it on Kim.
Kourtney: she's good.
Haha that was subtle i missed that
When I read this comment Kim speaks it WHAT A COINCIDENCE
" TRACKDABITCH "
Never judge a book by its pages
Kourtney: “You guys look ridiculous.”
Kim: “So do you!”
Kourtney: “No, I look beautiful.”
That’s some true self confidence right there
@@nightflyer1235 BUBAHAHHA true.
I DDIED 💀😭
"You probably put a virus on it"
Kourtney is always beautiful. Her personality is beautiful. And her air is beautiful
“Your wigs have been officially snatched.”
2019 De nicki Minaj-
Isabella Da Panda it’s NICKEH MINAH
Lol
It took some time but it is now official
It DE NICKIEY MANEAH
It’s “de niki mineh”
“I know injections and that was not a normal injection” omg
W I L L 0 W W Okay 1 sec ago you had 666 likes OMG (the D3V1L birthday)
Hahahaha I can't
Wonder how many injections she got though...
Lol I was scrolling and as soon as she said it I saw this 😂😂
i only got that when i read this comment thank you
"You guys look ridiculous."
"So do you."
*"No, I look beautiful."*
Turns out it was just the work of an enemy stand...
If you didn't get that, you're a fraud.
You should at least get the reference in my name
@@hermitapurpurr9178 no u stupid bitch
@@grammarpolice7659 khloes phrase lmao
No one :
Not a single soul :
Not even the Kardashians :
Nicki Mineh : Am' Da Nicki Mineh!
Kardasims:-
“U guys look ridiculous”
“So do u!!”
“No I look Beautiful”😂😂😂
Aliyha Reyna I LITERALLY CAME ACROSS YOUR COMMENT AS THEY WERE SAYING IT IN THE VIDEO 😂
I laughed at that part 🤣😂
“This is my ship, YOUNG MONEY” I CANT LMFAOOOOOOO
wavy brndn LMFAOOOOOOO
wavy brndn lmaoooo
YOUNG MONEII
Old poverty
LOL
The girl who plays kourtney in this, like her voice is a straight mood
Yeah...Boss' sister is amazing
@@enzomartinez8083 I SWEAR
I sound like her-
She sounds like that in every video.
Kourtney and Kris is the same voice actor
“your wigs have been officially snatched” 💀
Madonna: You need to open your heart
Kourtney: Surgically?
😂😂😂😂
682.. likes.... ... OH SCP 682 HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT RELASE THE BLUE STAR AND BLUE TAILED FOX TO CONTAIN IT
"nicki minaj is powerful"
"she's not powerful at decorating"
HAHAHAHAHA SAVAGE 🤣
Lmao-
"You're thinking of a way to fart and blame it on Kim."
*pauses
"She's good."
Kim and Khloe : *moaning*
Kourtney : this is like Christmas.
BRUHHH
Kim moaned "Whyyy" 😂
3:47
NICKI:I'm the Nicki mina
KORTNEY:I'm hanging up.
NICKI: you can't hang up on me!
KORTNEY:📞☎🔚
I'M CRYIN!! 😂😂😂😂
mINEEEH
Ayyyyyyy I’m the 1,000th like!
KOURTNEY*
Nicki Mina or Nicki Minaj
Nicki: "Your wigs have been officially snatched"
@Army Xx I'm allowed to comment whatever I heard from the video, next
@Army Xx Who are you to tell me what to do? And why did you delete these? imgur.com/FrSm4k0 i.imgur.com/XNlT5c8.jpg
They should've took their implants too
“You might live to die another day.”
“What?”
“vOgUe.”
im actually not okay
lmfaoooo
"Die Another Day" is a song Madonna sang for the movie of the same name for the James Bond 007 franchise. Lol. It was the last in the Pierce Brosnan era, and well was the worst film according to a few people. Madonna also made a cameo in the film as a fencing instructor.
All of those song references 😂
@Jaime Spears me toooo hahaha
You're not gonna die today but another day stll don't get it?
Kourtney: “You guys look ridiculous”
Kim: “So do you”
Kourtney:
“no i look beautiful”
She's does though 😂😂
“Look to your left”
“That’s your right, look left, my God!”
“Hello ladies, I’m the nicki miNehh” part murdered me 1:48
Jesse 😂😂that was so watermelon 🍉😂😂
It always gets me
I WHEEZED SO HARD
I swear the Nicki Minaj and Kourtney Kardashian characters have me WEAK!!
@@ja_dor58 yeaa soo watermelon
"We're like possessed now."
"Poisoned".
...
"Its like the same--Shut up."
“What number am I thinking of?”
*”You’re not thinking of a number, you’re thinking of a way you can fart and blame it on Kim.”*
“She’s good.”
5:14
Ikr! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why does Madonna look exactly like her 😭
Why are you crying?
cuz her face is so emotionless she looks like an avatar most of the times
her "vouge" got me 😭
I wanted Caitlyn to come in the end and scream, "we did it!" ;-;
I did too.
Samadrita Banerjee _SAMEE_
Or just punch britney and be like "boom, babe".
“your wigs have been officially snatched.”
*i died on that part lol*
Me 2
If u were dead how did u type this
Im not trying to be rude or anything
Yes I was livid
LMAOOO SAMEE
“Your wigs have been officially snatched” 💀💀💀😂😂😂
NOW ONTO PHASE TWO
Kourtney is the most relatable thing ever😆
She is xD
@Lov!ingL!fe *kourtney voice*
s h u t u p
Tbh
RIGHT!! She’s a whole mood lmaooo
Kourtney : What number am I thinking of? Nicki: Your not thinking of a number your thinking of a way to fart and blame it on Kim. Kourtney: She’s good *ICONIC*
"Welcome ladies I'm the nickii Minaj"
Kourtney: Who ? 😏😏
Felix Bang how did you comment so early?
@@xsba7 who hurt you that bad, to say that?
Thats Mariah line from the interview
nicki is more relevant that you will ever be. gtfo
Why you guys being so rude he bbc was joking on chill felix bang good job.😁🤣 I got it.
I can't with Madonna doing reference to her songs😂😂😂
Sameee haha
LMAOOOO 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it so much! Vogue.
Vogue
For real
"She can read us like a movie." "Maybelline. Maverick. I think it's The Mustard." "The Matrix. I don't think that's it." Lmao.
Kim: "The matrix has you?"
Kourtney: "sounds like a porno"
Well it does...😂😂😂😂
She not wrong
Kourtney Kardasim I doubt you are real
Kourtney Kardasim omg it is OUR QUEEN, ALL BOW BEFORE OUR QUEEN, KOURTNEY KARDASIM
599th liker
*Their own asses broke the walls* 😂
De Nikki Menaj-“Look to your left”
Also De Nikki Menaj-“THATS YOUR RIGHT, LOOK LEFT, MAH GOD”
Me-*Almost chokes on cereal cuz laughing so hard lol*
So relatable I almost choked on my water
Well for us thats right🤣
Lmao I'm choking on Air for the same reason
De Nikki minuh is a bad bitch
@@rsavtie7842 *WHAT*
10:02 ladybug everytime she summons here lucky charm
Nicki:Look to the left
*looks at right*
Nicki: that 's your right, look left, my god
so underrated
It’s MA GAWD
The fight scene with The Nicki Minaj was everything 😭😂😂
@Marcus Muniz
Omg you just made my day 😂😂😂 why did they say it differently in this video
I watched this one week ago and I have de Nicki Minah stuck in my head STILL 😭😂😂
“Sounds like a porno” IM DECEASED
I SWEAR I SCREAAAAAMEDDDD I CANNOT TELL YOU HOWWW
I remembered having a porn dvd called Blue Matrix around year 2000..
I can’t think of a name DECEASED 😂😂
@@lowstreamixx omg really
@@lowstreamixx wtf
"you need to open your heart"
Kourtney: surgically?
"Your wigs have been officially snatched" bruh lmaooo
I dieeddd😂
Kim: "The Matrix has you."
Kourtney: "Sounds like a porno"
LMFAOO I Can't 🤣🤣
Edit: (Kim Voice)"Oh My God! I LITERALLY didn't expect all these likes 😭 Like Whyyyeeeee!" Thank youuuu 💖💖
"What number am i thinking of?"
"You are not thinking of a number. You are thinking of a way you can fart and blame it on Kim."
"She's good!"
*THIS HAS ME DEAD*
De Nicki Mineat is good. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I love your profile name. 😊 Thank you, please remember that you're not worthless either! 😊😄
@@randomdude791 copy*
FR
@@nix2135 It's already spelled correctly.
every character is a mood
mostly kourtney
She's ....i love her...
Enzo Martinez
Same
Ethan NO to me it’s khloe-
Lol
OMG YESSS
YESS !!!!!! THIS SO WATERMELON😂❤️
Follow the white Rabbit ..
*Kourtney stare seriously
Kourtney: NO.
*great. we're all late for this meeting because of you kim*
@@ggoddf5889 It was a Laptop's fault it was literally going crazy.
You probably put a virus on it
@@girlfail-i9e How can i put a virus on it when i did..
@@zenrins *phone ringing* hello ladies. Im de Nicki Minaj. I've been looking for ya.
"The matrix is fake?"
"No. Its real. But the real world is fake"
"So the matrix is the real world....?"
"Yes"
"So its fake"
BRAH 😂😂
@MaddieLoves___ Foxes, I think she was trying to say the Matrix was real, and the Matrix created the real world that everyone thinks is real, but, is fake. I dont know, I didnt watch the movie.
@@justipooh6866 i think you're right
So true tho how does that work
Im Watermelon, Because it’s not hard to understand.
This comment came up right when I watched the scene that it came from lol
Agent: I can do much worse
*deletes Chloe’s and Kim’s mouths*
Kourtney: it’s like Christmas
😂😂😂😂😂
Luna Sunflower It is Khloe
Luna Sunflower And it is Christmas 😂😂😂
That Person what do you mean, she/he didn’t spell Christmas wrong
Luna Sunflower 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Luna Sunflower whos Chloe?
8:43 up to 9:16 is my favorite moment in this video, because I love Madonna's cameo as the Oracle.
"This is my ship, young money"
LMFAOOOO
That sound Britney did when she was punched. LMAOOOO
Heueuueuehhhha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nicki made that sound... But okay
Like it doesn't even sound lile Britney
Hahaha
“The Matrix has you”
Kourtney: “Sounds like a porno”
lmfao 😂😂😂😂
It is I searched it up and watched it
Martin Garcia wow nice
@@WingStorm Haha, shut up
I read this as i got to that part 🤣
Which minute?
Madonna: i'll tell u a secret, if u can express yourself, you might live to die another day
Kourtney: ... What-
Madonna: _vogue_
I actually watched The Matrix movies just to understand this......this shows how good these kardasims are😂
Same here lol 😆
Me too
Wow me too!!
How the HELL had you guys managed to go through life without seeing the at least the first one?? Wow!
Me with the Harry Potter ones 😂
‘I know injections, and that was not a normal injection’
THAT COULD BE MAJOR SHADE
Niki: Stop trying to slap me and do it!
*Kourtney slaps her*
Kourtney: Did it.
"Nicki looks so angry"..
Love that part...😂😂
8:08
i laughed way to hard at this
The noise she makes when getting slapped tho😭😭💀
uh
“This is my ship , young money”😂😂😂😂
"Your wigs have been officially snatched." Us when Simgmproductions uploaded
ll_Extremely stressed_ll omg, so true
8:32 LMAO 😂 IM SCREAMING AT HER JUMP AND SCREAM
UH UH UHHHHHHH
Same
Lol same
UHH. UHHH!! UUUAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh...
@@choripan064 I-i think we made the gip to big..
Kim: Oh my God what if we're like possessed now?
Kourtney: Do you mean poisoned?
*Long pause*
Kim: It's the same thing when you think about it...
Kourtney: Shut up.
Damn😭😂. Kourtney is so watermelon.
Kim had to dig deep before answering Kourtney.
Kele Ramoleta That was so funny 😂😭
songs madonna said during her speech :
- into the groove
- open your heart
- ray of light
- deeper and deeper
- frozen
- borderline
- 4 minutes
- secret
- express yourself
- die another day
- vogue
“Your wigs have been officially snatched” 😂😂😂
@Army Xx oml stfu *facepalm*
Man when Kourtney slapped Nicki 💀😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA IKR
Ikr I freakong died at that part laughing 😂
"uUH"
Khloe's face tho sjjdjsdjjdjsjsjsjsj
LMAO IKK
9:29
kourtney: it wasnt nice knowing u 😘
Getting really obsessed in watching these Kardasims 😂
Na Na me too. I’ve watched every single videos
lol same
Me too lmao
Na Na hell yeah same LMAOOOO
Same
The sounds Britney makes when she goes down 😂
Owww...😂😂😂
Hello ladies
I’m the Niki mineh
I’m dying 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
100 Subscribers Without posting Anything I was scrolling down looking for a comment like this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 niki mineh
100 Subscribers Without posting Anything I was scrolling down looking for a comment like this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 niki mineh
😂😂
Its de niki manaj
Kylie: like mah new shoes
Dramatic music
Kourtney: no.
1:30
you see what happen if you don't listen to de nicki mineh?
Nicki :”The matrix is everywhere and everything”
“Like DeNICKI MeNAH”
Kourtney : “That’s sounds stupid”
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😂
*I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE EPISODE ABOUT THE JORDYN WOOD SCANDAL !!!* I want it so badly !! It would be soo funny !😂
Who agree??
anais 123 Jordan could never be a sims.
@@creepykidal Though you are right, but it would be so funny
Oh yes
@BabygirlTrinity is your cat cute?
@BabygirlTrinity my cat is cute as shrek
The way they say Britney’s “ohh yeaahh”gets me everytime 😭
I would rather watch this than the actual show😃
same
Same
Sakinah same
they’re talking about keeping up with the kardiashans, dumbass
@@KiyaCakess no show like keeping up with the kardashians
That "No" from Kourtney after looking at the white rabbit slippers was dope!!!!😂 😂
“ your wig has officially been snatched “
agahahah🤣
Wow thanks for 39 likes ;)
70 likes*
im dying
@@Queenpurple99 113*
173 :D
@@michelsee9999 281*
"Do you like my new slippers?"
"* a moment of dramatic music *"
"..."
"No"
Best line ever
Britney: I know what you neh.
"What we know?"
Britney: I neh
"You know?"
Britney: Eh
Had me dead
Daku That woman is actually Britney Spears and their impression of her was spot on lmao
The woman was Britney lol
I wish I had "Da Nicki Minaj" on my Apple Watch saying "It's about time" 😂
Rafael Bitencourt Same broo 😂
My favorite characters
1. Kourtney
2. De Nikki Menah
Also, I’m surprised this has the most likes because I made this when I was like 10 😂
NICKI MENAH*
Nicki Menah!!!
@@reek2580 exactly. idk if you are a boy or a girl but you are my son now bitch.
nikki MENAH*
im so proud u bitches are my sons
4:10
-Kim : OMG what if we’re like possessed now
-Kourtney: Do you mean poisoned ?
😹
Khole: OH MY GOD! WHERE'S OUR HAIR?!
Kourtney: You guys look ridiculous.
Kim: SO DO YOU!
Kourtney: No, I look beautiful.
_mood sister Kourtney_
Sister slay
Is it weird that I read Kourtney's part in her voice? 💀
- i know what u know
- u know??
- eah
Lmao god this’s everything 😭😂
3:30
Sisters mouth's vanish
"This is like Christmas"
2:09 that was so amazing... Dhem nicki minaj is a true queen
Make one of the kardashians in the purge that would be so watermelon like if u agree lol ik that they made it im so excited!!!
Nevaeh Mcgoogan yesss
YASSHH
Omg yeeeeees
lolvaeh 10 that would be hilarious
I bet Kim would be crying the whole time, Khole would just scream stupid bit and cry along and Kourtney just say no the whole time lol
Imagine a Charlie's Angels spoof. LMAOOO. Kris can be Charlie..
Kris: Hello Angels
Kim: Oh my god mom, shut up. Don't GO THERE.
XD
Thats so watermelon
sooooooooo watermelon 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@Abyssreaper99 DONT GO THERE
I love these Kardashian’s videos... ANOTHER GOOD ONE SIMGM
*Kaytlin saying "BEHB"* compilation*
*1:30**,**3:34**,**10:45** Kourtney saying "...No"* *compilation*
*Kim saying Whyyy* *compilation*
*Kaytlin "let's do it"*
*0:34**,**0:58**,**1:37** Khloe saying CHEM*
*Khloe saying OMG*
*Done*
Aka kim lol
Deh Nicki Manaj, is that Gucci sunglasses you’re wearing?
Dena Gieseke yass must be
Madonna's reveal made me laugh so hard... Holy Hell.
"Don't underestimate Nicki, she very powerful."
"She's not powerful at decorating, she could really use some organizing."
3:46 Agent Spears: "Tell me Kim, what good is a reality show if your unable to speak?" Also OMG.
"this is my crew, Young Money"
I died
Period
i love ur pfp. steak is soo good
*ship
Hey Conny
Nicki Mineh: Just free your min-
Kourney: *Slaps *
Nicky Mineh: AHH
Kourney: Did it
Khloe: **shooked**
*epic gamer moment*
I like kourtney better
Its de nicki miney
Khloe: I am... shookith!
It’s NOT the nicki miney people, it’s da Nicki Manaj
“I know what you kNoWh”
“What we know?”
“I kNoWh”
“You know?”
“eH...”
“...What?”
I’m cackling
Best part
HAHAHA
6:32 Yes, your wigs have been officially snatched
I'm wheezing 😂
This is my ship, Young Money
Lol😂😂