Khole: Get the perishables ...get everything but the canned items lamo😂 Edit :Kim:The birds were the only thing that warned us...... Kourtney :The were delicious 😂
Kim: "I can't believe our food has spoiled in just a week" Kourtney: "Thanks to Khloe" Khloe: "HoW wAs I sUpPoSeD tO kNoW tHaT's WhAt PaRiShAbLeS wOuLd Do?" 😂💀🤷♀️🤦♀️
Me: *has blindfold on* Simgm productions: *posts a video* Me: *Takes blindfold off immediately* (Edit) oh wow thanks for the likes I never get like haha
"YOU COOKED OUR BIRDS !" "yeah" "THOSE BIRDS WEREN'T CHICKEN" "birds, chicken same thing" "ThEy WeRe ThE oNlY tHiNg ThAt WaRnEd Us!" "they were delicious" I swear Kourtney's a whole mood😂
**girl dies by bolder crushing her** Kourtney: *so is the meeting cancelled* Kim: don't say any- Kourtney: *hello* In conclusion..... Kourtney is *mood*
Music playing in the background is our Nicki Minaj Spoof song Do the Shot: th-cam.com/video/LFdAigbzDUE/w-d-xo.html
it was funny
Yass promo! Stream so it goes #1
Lmao that was funny, I hope there's a part 2
SimgmProductions 666 likes
This is the best video on the internet
*under no circumcisions*
I'M DECEASED
Blindfolds are not watermelon.
I was about to write this comment, Now u owe me half of the likes 😭😭😭 divide them in half 😭
I was done when she said that 😂 lmao
I love boys who has got that done
''all rivers run west"
No all rivers run *North West*
@@Madeeha_shinkoko literally so smart
I know!!!!😀😃😂
That was so watermelon 🍉
@@bettycrocker3397 well, what can I say, I AM an Asian
I'm pretty sure all rivers walk east.
Kim "Don't say anyth-"
Kourtney *"HELLO"*
Lmao 😂 😂
I literally laughed hard
I was eating when I read this. *Bad idea*
HAHAHA LMAO
Lol
I love how the 3 sisters has their own catchphrases.
Kim: OH MY GOD!
Khloe: You stupid b!
Khourtney: No
*YES*
Kim: WHYYY!?😭
Khloe: OH MY GOOD! 😭
Kourtney: ahh
@@evelol7082 Kourtney's would still be "No"
@@biancajuan7106 sometimes it’s ahh sometimes it’s no
I find Kourtney so irritating in these 😆
Kourtney is so chill about everything.
"Oh we are dying cool."
I got you to 1k likes
“LET US IN” AUH
FR SHE WAS LIKE Kim: Don’t say anything Kourtney: Hello? All: Kourtney!!
ikr!!
summer bess f
Kim: one,two,three
Kourtney: nine
Kim: Ten...Wait!.. NO! STOP IT KOURTNEY
Kourtney: good thing we used Kim as a walking stick
I was literally up to that part when I was reading your comment xD
J and A Plays you literally put the same things they said and got 1.4k likes.
J and A Plays lmaoooooo
That got me thooo
"under no circumcisions" had me weak 😂
YASSS BITCH
Diddly ASMR IKR I was dead at the first line 😂
Kim is right, nobody there had circumcision LOL
Right after I read this comment, she said it
Hahahaha
Kourtney is the type of girl to confront death when she's about to die and just say "no" and walk back to life.
Lol true 🤣🤣🤣
Katherine pierce from "the vampire diaries kinda did that"
@@santiandthediamonds1162 well that was a dream
Yesssss
T R U E :v
“i have to go out there.”
“you can’t it’s dangerous”
“ *BYE* “
Luiza Bell so the meetings cancelled
Haaaaaahaaaaa
Show Ediz let’s just go then
luiza bell *i DIEDDD 😭*
“It’s so beautiful”
“Thank you I’ve been using a new moisturizer”
Mariza lopez 😂
Hahahahaha
“We need to collect all the perishables” I was weak
"Grab everything but the canned foods" lol
😂😂💀
Ikr
Kourtney: "good thing we used kim as a walking stick"
I CANT BREATHE I-
i lost it😭
"Grab everything but the canned foods" literally so smart
Right! Imagine getting the canned foods pfft so dumb
We're just here for watermelons. Canned goods are not organic😂
You guys are literally so stewpid
@@j.j2-classyvevo840 shut up kourtney!
@@byronmurphy9996 that is so not watermelon
no one:
kim: “uNdEr nO cIrcUmSicIONs”
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
circumsicions*
@@groupie8773 circumcisions* 💀💀💀😂😂
@@kurtreyes6145 oh... lol
What does that even mean ?
“I don’t see you taking matters into your own *feet* Khloe”
Quin-Chan dang it I just commented this
@Diana Guerra lol same 😂
You don’t see anything kim
@Diana Guerra omg saaameee how is this even possible!???🤯🤯🤯
SEE
Scarlett: I have to go out there
Khloe: you cant it’s dangerous
Kourtney: bye
Bird box is shaking in their boots😂
:o *hOw- WhY- hOi!!!!*
hey melon dude!! i’m such a big fan
what tf are ur videos
comfy_deaths videos
Oh my gosh lol
Netflix should hire u as writers and cast Kardashians for short films like these lool
Melissa Tavarez Lol right, I can see Kim’s crying face now
Yaaaaaas
snl
@Melissa Tavarez they don't get offended as for now. They're quite matured.
Ariola Granede I’d love to see that lmao
Kim: "dont say anythi-"
Kourney: " heLlO"
oh my god pleseeeeeeeee make this a netflix show😫
Ikr
Is It Me YoUr LoOkInG fOr
Kylie: *bangs head on wall*
Kim: What are you doing?
Kylie: *I’m scratching my head it itches*
Use your hands you stupid bitch!
I think she's upset that she got beat by an egg
@@localloner2965 lmaooo
@@butters0_044 s w e a r i n g g a c h a
Khloe : *UsE yOuR hAnDs StUpId bItCh*
kim: *dont say anythi-*
kourtney: *hELlO?*
💀🥵😂
coralyn williams tragic
LMAOOOOO
KOURTNEY...
IM DYING XDDDD
Kim : " Don't say anything "
Kourtney : "Hello "
ok but kylie beating her head against the door then saying “it itches” IM 💀💀
This was on my recommended...
And I’m NOT disappointed
Lauren Luckie right
same
Me either
Omgg sammee
Lauren Luckie samee
“Where did you park the boat?”
*It's not a car* xD
“I have to go out there”
“ you can’t it’s dangerous”
“Bye”
“Wait a Minute”
“No!”
*glass breaks*
“MoM!”
“Oh its okay girls i dropped the wine i found”
“Oh my god”
Had me in tears😂
*kourtney is a whole mood*
Ikr
Fr
Girl legit gets crushed by a meteor
*i guess the meetings cancelled then*
Lmao literally no fucks given
*M O O D*
ads_wheeltrims found u
girl: gets crushed by rock
Kourtney: Bye
so the meetings cancelled.
@@sweetmadi3734 let's just go then
It was Scarlett Johansson
AHS Ghost I thought it was Taylor Swift
Fat mood😂
I laughed so hard when Kim started to count and Kourtney interrupted her 😂😂
Kourtney is such a mood
They need to do Kardashian’s in the purge
Yessss
OMG YES
OMFG Yasss💀
ONG THOOOOO
YES
The way Khloe said mom when Kris dropped the wine
😂😂😂
MaAaAaM🤣
Galaxy Asmr she has emotions! It’s amazing
Ikr 🤣😂
SEriOUslY
* Door knocks *
Kim: Don't say any...
Kourtney: Hello
Dude she is so savage😂😂
"Don't say anyth-"
*Loudly*: Hello?
"Kourtney!"
Khole those birds weren’t chicken
Kourtney they were delicious
That had me weak
"Did you see it?"
"We just said we were asleep"
"Its so beautiful"
"tHaNk yOu iVe bEeN uSiNg a nEw MoIsTuRiZeR"
😂😂😂
Jemma Jemma I got it to 123 likes
If she was talking about her:Owo she thought she was a boy or girl
sHe'S nOt TaLkIng AbOuT yOu!
I died 🤣
😂😂
*GRAB EVERYTHING BUT THE CANNED FOODS* 😂😂😂I choked
Gianna Maniaci it’s her opinion
Gianna Maniaci you didn’t have to comment then...
Gianna Maniaci different Opinions.
Lol that was funny
Veronika Alcoba what did they even mean
"The boat is this way."
*Pushes sister into river.*
😂😂😂
Amber The Loser its the same thing bruh
XDDDDD
2:19 is that Scarlett Johansson😂
Yes
*Yes*
Yes
Yes
Yes
The rapids...that's everything I didn't know I needed in .5 seconds.
@Dania Anwar I'm a patron, early video access is a perk.
@@ToyaKnowsBest should have said you're psychic lol
@@JessLynnC lol, missed opportunity! Damn lol
Of summer
*Gets crushed by a boulder
Kourtney: “So, the meeting is cancelled”
Khloe: “let’s just go then” 😂😂😂
You have 666 likes, and I would like, but I don't want to disrupt this curse.
@@sushiroll7013 U can like now
"You cooked the birds?! They were the only thing that warned us!"
_"They were delicious"_
Gabriel N. How did u make it italics LMAOOOO
@@goldenb2395 if you wanna write something in italics just put "_" in front and after the word/sentence :)
*they were delicious*
_they are not chickens_
@@Gabriel-qy1so _oh really_
“ Those birds weren’t chicken!” “Chicken birds same thing” “Those birds were the only thing warning us” “ThEY wEre DeLisIouS” 5:07 😂💀
“I have to go out there”
Khloe- “You can’t it’s dangerous”
Kourtney- *”bye”*
LMAFOO THAT HAD ME WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂
Sh*t had me rolling in the floor 💀🤣
"Your doing promo for booty booty popjuice instead of my Glo Glo Glo??!!"
Make a better product and i Will
Stephanie Sophia lol
*bOOty bOOty pOpjUicE?*
Stephanie Sophia 😂😂😭😭
I seriously read that as she said it
Kourtney: *where did you park the boat?*
Khloe: *you don't park a boat it's not a car*
We left it here I know it.
Where is here Kim? We can't see.
Oh my god
1, 2, 3
Rakuden what are you doing?
3:50 the first time I’ve ever seen kourtney shocked
I guess she really does care about kris
khloe's voice though (3:53)
_mom_
oh no girls, i'm fine. i dropped a wine i found.
*srryuslee*
WOW
Niffari Gading “maaaahm”
MAAAHHMM
LMFAOOOOOOO
MEM
What if the Kardashians watch this and are secretly huge fans
YEAH!
LOL
Lol
I think khole once posted one Orange soda episode clip.
KIM will hate this channel immediately .
I love how they always gang up on Kim 😂😂😂
4:31
WHEN SHE SAID
"babe, come in babe."
IT SOUNDED LIKE
"burb, come in burb."
Beb,come in beb.
wow sims scarlett johanson looks more like the real scarlett johnason than the real scarlett jo lmao
Wait Scarlett from fairy tail and Johnson from fairy tail damn
The Purple Palace Johansson*
scarlett johansim
The Purple Palace that’s khloe
H
KARDASHIANS IN THE HUNGER GAMES 😂 OMG OR THE PURGE.
YES THE6 SHOULD BE IN THE PIRGE AND HUNGER GAMES.
Yesss😂😂😂😂
theE PURGE
YES!
FUCK YES
“Booty booty pop juice” 😂😂😂
Węïrd lil kiddø but not for my glow glow glow
@@aibge_ make a better product and I will
@@BaileyYng you are such a rude!-
no 1 cares
6:01 NOT KANYE SAYING EVERYBODY LOVES ME-
“it’s so beautiful”
“Thank you I’ve been using a new moisturiser” 😂
She not talking to you
Game_ Of Thrones LMAOO
HAHAHA LMAO
K1 - B0 K
Moisturizer* :>
Kourtney-“Good thing we used Kim as a walking stick.”
Kim-F*** Both of u I ran into so many things.”
😂
Chloe THATS THE TEA SIS i just watched that part
"We need to get the perishables"
*_"Get everything but the canned foods"_*
XD
xD
Love your Pfp
BELIVE IN THE POWER OF MOTH MANNNN
Hey ARMY!
Grab*
Khole: Get the perishables ...get everything but the canned items lamo😂
Edit :Kim:The birds were the only thing that warned us......
Kourtney :The were delicious 😂
*oh god she ate the birds* 🤦🏽♀️😭💀
She said it was delicious tho!
Kim: "I can't believe our food has spoiled in just a week"
Kourtney: "Thanks to Khloe"
Khloe: "HoW wAs I sUpPoSeD tO kNoW tHaT's WhAt PaRiShAbLeS wOuLd Do?"
😂💀🤷♀️🤦♀️
Animallover ASF lol
Animallover ASF perishables
Khloe: “You can’t it’s dangerous!”
Kourtney: “bye”
idk why but it was nice seeing that Kourtney cared enough about Kim to tell her not to take her blindfold off
voices: *free plastic surgery*
*takes blindfold off*
Ok!
The way they yell oh my god priceless
Azoria Shivers holy shit I spit my water out reading that 😂
Azoria Shivers so trueeee
Azoria Shivers 😂😂😂😂😂
i love how accurate you were though lmao like kourtney won’t listen to kim but she’ll listen to Khloe even if she says exactly what kim said
Kim: One, Two, Three...
Kourtney: Nine
Kim: Ten. Wait, no, stop it Kourtney!
PLEASE HELP😂😂😂
LMAOOO IM DEAD 😂😂
My first time learning how to count with my bestie(1st grade) 😂😂
kourtney: i think i know where it is *pushes khloe in the water*
khloe:ahh
No
I think they are kinda stupid.
1:44 khloe's "stupid bi-" gets me laughing non stop everytime🤣😅😂
Under no circumcisions 😂😂😂
Queen Poppy I love your username
Lmao
😂😂
@@jnm1113 Thank you
I just realised that now
“Where are the birds?!”
“Where do you think that fried chicken came from..”
“ *YoU cOoKeD oUr BiRdS?!* “
“...yeah”
"they were delicious"
Those weren't chicken you stupid bitch!
Birds, chickens, same thing
I am a dumb botch she said
“You cooked our birds?”
“Yeah...”
“They were the only things that warned us!”
“...They were delicious”
EDIT: Holy...Wow. Thanks for all the likes ~
Lunar Eclipse 💜💜💜
ARMY
@@sarakaradzoska4210 ARMY
I read this a soon as it was playing
Lunar Eclipse “Where did you think I got the chicken?” Lmao
“Good thing We used to Kim as a walking stick” had me crying 😂
2:19 is that scarlett johansson?
Omg i thought the same thing too 😂😂
Yep. That is scarlett Johansson
No. Is Scarlett Johanssim
Lucyyy yesss
Christian Evik Yess.
“It’s so beautiful”
Thank Ive been using a new moisturizer ;))
She's not talking to you
2:27
Kim: *One, Two, Three*
Kourtney: *Nine*
Kim: *Ten.. wait..NO! STOP IT KOURTNEY!!*
I think the boat's this way
*youve been on the phone forever what are you doing*
tweeting about my sponsorship with booty booty pop juice
You're doing promo for booty booty pop juice but not for muy Glow Glow Glow?
Make a better product and i will
I love the personalities haha. Kourtney loves violence and doesn’t care at all, Khloe is the “smart” one and Kim just has attitude 😂
This deserves an Oscar, honestly.
“Did you see it?”-Girl
“We just said we were asleep”-Kourtney
“It’s so beautiful”-Girl
“I know I’ve been using this moisturizer”-Kim
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmao
She's not talking to you
@Jason Borja yeah she's Scarlett as "Lucy"
why does that actually sound like caitlyn💀
" Don't say anythi-- "
Kourtney: Hello?
Mood😂😂
you didn’t include the part where kim took off her blindfold because she lost her earrings.
😂😂
that isn't funny PEOPLE ARE DYING
I'm ur 1k liker😜
Lmao thanks for the likes kids, I honestly didn’t expect 1k, much love❤️
@@ghostboyss4331 your welcome kiddo!! 😃
The one time the girls cared for Kris 💀🤣
My question is how did they stay alive so long😂😂
@Meli Msp true...lol
the fuckin ghosts are afraid of their dumbness
Marj Echevaréz SWEAR TO BOB lmao😂💀🏃🏾♀️
It must've been Booty Booty Pop Juice
Meli Msp lmao😂
kim: *under no circumsions can you take off your blindfolds*
khloe: OMG i can’t wear blindfolds ALL the time!!
kourtney: this is stupid.
Me: *has blindfold on*
Simgm productions: *posts a video*
Me: *Takes blindfold off immediately*
(Edit) oh wow thanks for the likes I never get like haha
Ruthie Tho how would you know it was simgm who posted the video if you can't see tho
EXPOSED
D 3 My FBI agent will tell me
D 3 maybe her notifications are only open to simgm
My blindfold flew to Mars when simgm posted this.
deadass forgot what khloe khardashian looks like IRL.
Better (edited)?
WWWOW oh my gad
blue mage SAME
blue mage who
Me too
Naw
"where are the birds?"
"what do you thinkt he chicken last night was made from'
You cooked our birds
Chicken, birds same thing
_THOSE BIRDS WAERANT CHICKEN YOU BUMB B-TCH_
Birds and chickens same thing
@@ryunakire9839 they were the only things that warned us!
Scarlett: iTs sO bEauTiFuL
Kim: **thank you I’ve been using a new moisturizer**
Khloe: she’s not talking to you
*ROCK LITERALLY FALLS ON TOP OF THE WOMAN AND CRUSHES HER*
“oh so we can leave now?”
“yeah let’s go” lmao
I think that was Scarlett Johansson. 😂
@@alyssarose3880 i thought I was the only one skks
“MaAaM”
“Oh no I’m ok I just dropped this wine I found.”
😂😂
“WheRe iS heRe kIm wE caN’t sEe” 😂 omg
I just love how chill kourtney sounds no matter where they are 😂
“It’s so beautiful”
“ThAnKyOu IvE bEeN uSiNg a NeW mOiStUriSeR” 💀
Lmaoo
That part got me legit crying 😂😂
She's not talking to you!
😃😃😃😃
Lmfao
MAKE THE KARDASHIANS GO INTO THE HUNGER GAMES!!
Yesssss
YES!
"Kim, come on before that District 5 tribute kills you!"
"One sec, I lost my earring! "
So watermelon
"YOU COOKED OUR BIRDS !"
"yeah"
"THOSE BIRDS WEREN'T CHICKEN"
"birds, chicken same thing"
"ThEy WeRe ThE oNlY tHiNg ThAt WaRnEd Us!"
"they were delicious"
I swear Kourtney's a whole mood😂
Lmao *A BIG OLE MOOD*
Gabrielle Lockett I know right
Reading this makes it funnier 😂
Gabrielle Lockett Yay I made it 1k
I was reading this the same time they were saying these lines😂😂😂
The Kardashian’s in Harry Potter
Isabelle Smith omg yes
Yess
Your a wizard Kourtney
Isabelle Smith Kardasims*
OMG yes
5:41 The way Kim just floats away is hilarious!
I watched this so much I forgot how the actual kardashians look like😂
So watermelon
Same 😂😂
Wait, what do u mean "actual" Kardashians? I thought this was them????!
oh yeah yeah
7:19
‘’natures good for you berpb’’
i died
**girl dies by bolder crushing her**
Kourtney: *so is the meeting cancelled*
Kim: don't say any-
Kourtney: *hello*
In conclusion..... Kourtney is *mood*
She looked like Scarlett Johansson 😂
Yes
Ohmagawd- your pfp is so cute!!!
@ur grandma phil I'm dead😂😂
😂