@@woods8591 Because he cant anymore youtube tos is much more stricter now he talked about in a vid and said that's why he's not able to use that word much again
I've been getting offered meat since I was 11 when the stranger in the bathroom offered his meat for free and delivered it through a convienent hole in the stall wall
the way he be telling the stories 😭😭 "i'm startin to get pissed off" "oh and btw ima need you to withdraw all yo money" 😭😭😭😂🤣😂😭 then mans got a south park cover
Gym stories are honestly some of the best shit out there, people thinking they own the local YMCA bc of something like $20 a month. BUt this dude didn't even the membership
I love how the game said switching sides right when he was talking about the guy saying he wanted to hop in his car and drive to the ATM with him to get some money lmfaoo
That man was definitely about to rob you. The moment he asked to ride with you to the atm, it was completely obvious to me he was going to rob you. It's a classic move. Had you said yes, the moment he got in the car with you, the atm would have been your pockets. Luckily you followed your instincts and got outta there and home safe before you found that out the hard way.
I lived in Salt Lake City for a few years, there’s a huge heroin epidemic to go along with a large homeless population. I’ve had so many bums ask me money, I tell them I don’t have cash on me, and they “oh there’s an atm right there”. I always had the “bro I’m a college kid with no money, that ain’t happening” excuse but it never got easier or less uncomfortable telling these bums I’m not giving them money
Have a similar story, Some guy at a gas station wanted me to buy him cigarettes and I went along, he had no ID and no money. Apparently he left it at home. Dude was probably some highschooler skipping. Looked a little out of it though so I just hit him w the “I don’t got change sorry”.
@@vapingghosts2649 What??? You think I'm Slow? No Disrespect to Him, but I'm saying.......Anyone Can Be Touched. No-one is Above getting "took" Advantage Of 😶 Just Saying
Oh my goodness, Birdman!! I'm glad you got away!!! Always trust your instincts. He was either gonna rob you or kidnap you. Either way, I'm sure his reasons were nefarious. Yikes!!!
Ok, so this happened to me in an Autozone parking lot like 6 months ago. It didn’t get as far as your story, but it started with a dude telling me he had some fresh steaks. Like I sell steaks man, and I got some extras, and I’ll cut you a real good deal on em. I politely declined and he was like you got any cash, I’m just kinda in a rough spot, don’t have enough gas to make it home so I gotta sell these steaks or beg. I was like dude you see me carrying a fuckin box out of a part store? Like I’m having a bad day, and buying shit I wasn’t planning on buying, so I don’t really have any fuckin money to spare. And I kept walking and left. I’m posting this, then immediately googling if this is like a known scam or some shit.
He definitely was going to rob you at the atm, probably take your car if not worse try to harm you. Stay safe out there birdman all jokes aside, 2020 is a crazy time and mentally people are losing and will do anything for that $ in these hard times. Going home was the definite right call
Definitely not overreacting. I wouldn’t have even given him that long, after he made up the first story you should’ve just said fuck it and walked in the gym
Nope, ive had this happen before, I carry a S&W 460 magnum and a Kel-Tec 12 Guage shotgun, gun comes out of my window and they generally aren't interested in speaking with me anymore, or anyone else for that matter.
I love the channel, only wishing you'd release more content. I understand the balance between school, quality of content, etc, but just saying if you released more I'd be all over it. keep it up
A long time ago someone tried offering me drugs for money, I guess they noticed the nice BMW I was driving. I refused and when I was leaving he and another jumped in my car and robbed me at gun point. You did the right thing.
@@Shane-sf9pv free health care is not actually free,u need pay it first then wait a long time to get the money. if u cant pay it first ,they wont treat u but ask u go to family doctor
Yo birdman what’s up man it’s criminal from back in the days. Guys we played Cod every day back before his YT. Proud of his success he was my day 1 homie back in the days
Something similar also happened to me once. I was on my way to hop on the bus and then this shady looking guy came up to me that he and asked if he I could spare him some change because he is really broke and stuff. Then I said I don't carry cash with me only my card and he also said that it's okay because there is an Atm nearby... thankfully I could quickly get away by claiming my bus was about to leave but like wtf. What sane person would go along and take money of an ATM for a beggar.
Definitely made the right decision. A couple buddies of mine almost got caught in the crossfire of a mugging in broad daylight. It was a similar situation of some homeless dude asking for some money, then proceeds to follow the other guy off the bus and pulled a knife on him. My buddies almost got off at the same stop
Don't talk to strangers! But I applaud your exercise regimen and gym membership. One should always exercise in public in case something bad happens like a cardiac arrest. Happened to me twice.
Birdman,I had a similar situation when I was at a busstop. A guy kept saying to me that he didn't have cash for a bus ticket,and I didn't have any cash to give him. He said "There's an ATM nearby. You can withdraw cash from there." At that point,I knew there was something fishy with the dude. He tried pulling out sob stories of his family unable to contact him because he has no phone or whatever,but I was simply unable to trust anyone,let alone a random stranger,to take my debit card.
I think you made the right choice in leaving. I think there was a higher chance of him actually robbing you then anything else. I would of dipped out the moment he said let me in your car. The way you described his situation, it sounded like a robber.
Bro it's been a good while since we got a story time. Yeah, that dude wanted money, and he really thought you'd go to the atm. You leave your car, and he insists he'll stay in it, next thing you know, he's off with your car. Dude was on some stuff probably. I hope he gets the help he needs.
After plugging all the data that you have provided into my personal Birdman Limited Edition Calculator (2016), I have come to the conclusion that we have a Code Eugene. This is not a drill, I repeat Code Eugene. Please calmly make your way into your local police department immediately.
I think the worst part is when they don't fuck off after you've already told them no. He didn't leave because you had a nice car & he knew you had money, the worst ones are in the UK they sit by traffic lights & then approach you when they turn red, I'm sat there praying it goes green so I can just drive off 😂
You shouldn't asked him "why are you trying to sell meats and trying to get a gym membership if not only we are in a pandemic, but you are also homeless?"
Let catch my son not wanting some meat from some “homeless” in the parking lot
If it was some BIG, LONG AND DARK MEAT, I would have to cop
I love these type of comments 😂😂
Lol
*NOT* wanting??? Wtf
LMAOOOOOO!!🤣🤣
He’s homeless but wants to spend his money on a gym membership lmao
I mean, some gyms have showers. Then again you can't be too careful.
Honestly a lot of homeless people get gym memberships just so they can shower and use a locker
Showers, locker usually free drinks and like band aids and stuff if smth happebs
I guess that makes sense but the could prob find a way to shower without spending so much on a membership
Heroin
Series That need another season:
1. Story time
2. The things I see on twitter
3. Top 10’s
4. Smackin Sweaties
5. I’m Tired of These Females Lying
6. This is not a crime
7. Q&A
8. Eugene
All of those need to comeback
9. The Weekly Recap (He's done this more recently then those others but not as often, dk if he's abandoning it)
New age black 9. Miles of meat
“If I let him in the car maybe he’ll get MY MEAT or something” 😂😂
He wanna hit him with the *9* bang
You forgot to add the "-Birdman 2020"
Was about to finesse someone at the gym but birdman uploaded
My man johnny wanna sell me some meat too?
Ayo 🤔
@@koumeluv3r yeah I’ll sell you some meat 😏
Lemme catch my son not finessing people at the gym because Birdman uploaded 😤
Let me catch my homeless son not selling meat outside the gym.
Sounds like a Eugene has targeted our favorite Cockologist.
Havent heard birdman use the term eugene in a while
@@woods8591 Because he cant anymore youtube tos is much more stricter now he talked about in a vid and said that's why he's not able to use that word much again
the eugenes have started to revolts long live the king
@@Hello-ri9dd damn bro the world’s turned soft smh
@@Hello-ri9dd Which vid did he talk about that in?
Been awhile since a story time, clicked so fast
Same
Eugene has returned boys
Fr😂
Yeaaa
Finally bro
Birdman trying not to brag while bragging about his car is great
Not bragging just stating facts
@@ZaveAres yh
What kind of car does he have I couldn’t understand it
@@Yamommasblubber Porsche 911
S8'n fax br'h
Man corona bringing out the worst in people, imagine trying to get your gains in at the gym and some random dude offers you some of his meat🤣
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
😂😂😂
Ay man according to google a load has a decent amount of protein (no homo)
I've been getting offered meat since I was 11 when the stranger in the bathroom offered his meat for free and delivered it through a convienent hole in the stall wall
@@FryedPidgey really cause it also contains sugars but my girlfriend says it doesn't taste like it
Let me catch my son opening his door to strangers for their meats.
😂😂😂😂
Was about to steal my wife’s boyfriend credit card to buy v bucks but birdman uploaded
Same
Wait uh 😂😂😂
hol up
My wife's boyfriend beat me up the other day because I lower his KDR in fortnite 😧
@Ryan huh
Homeless man, selling meat, for a gym membership... take away any one of these factors and it would still be weird asf
Nah. As a homeless person you need a gym membership. You gotta shower somewhere or you'll always be homeless.
Lol what gym membership offers free pizza? Is that actually a USA thing
@@NM-qd3tmYou are homeless?
@@FarisYKamal Not now, no. Many years ago when I was 20-21.
@@NM-qd3tm were you like, actually homeless or just living with your mother?
Imagine trying to finesse a dude literally named Birdman
Cant finesse a finessa
Plot twist: He just wanted you to leave to take your parking
the way he be telling the stories 😭😭 "i'm startin to get pissed off" "oh and btw ima need you to withdraw all yo money" 😭😭😭😂🤣😂😭 then mans got a south park cover
Gym stories are honestly some of the best shit out there, people thinking they own the local YMCA bc of something like $20 a month. BUt this dude didn't even the membership
"I can see all of you now" - Eugene
Only OG's remember
Hides under desk
Make sure to nod at him in the hallway
@Wolf Joseph nah dude he got Damascus, he knows how to use his Arsenal
I’ve been waiting forever for a follow up
Eugene Goes on his first date
I feel like bird man calling you weird is the worst insult a man could ever receive lmao
You know a worse insult.....
Gordon Ramsay calling u donkey.
Ok so when “I’m tired of these females lying” returning?
Saw he deleted hella videos in the playlist so who knows 🤷🏽♂️
Probably never tbh. Cant roast them like you used to back in the day. Nowadays you get a strike for some harassment bullshit
he needs to come after that gold digger that optimus talked about lol ya know the bitch dated that old guy for his money and got exposed
@@TheDieseI Yeah and also he might get cancelled by the weirdo army if he used that title in 2020😂
And eugenes
That is really sketchy, good thing you left man, he may have tried to rob you or steal your car.
More than likely both. It good to know he got home safe
I ain’t the only one that’s been waiting for a story time... or am I?
Nothing will beat the og Eugene story
@@marioguerrero1305 I can’t argue with that my man
Fax no cap 🧢
@@holyfknsmokesigotmymoneyup We never Cap when we a birdman fan
Yup you the only one bro, no one else, you the sole subscriber out of his whole fan base that was wanting another story time lmao
I love how the game said switching sides right when he was talking about the guy saying he wanted to hop in his car and drive to the ATM with him to get some money lmfaoo
You know its gonna be a fire vid when he says "alright what's goin on guys"
Love the story times OG times
Lemme catch my son trying to offer a beefy Italian meat in the gym parking lot...
@@OMGItsBirdmanArchive the regular meat or the double meat special?
@@OMGItsBirdmanArchive I guess...
That man was definitely about to rob you. The moment he asked to ride with you to the atm, it was completely obvious to me he was going to rob you. It's a classic move. Had you said yes, the moment he got in the car with you, the atm would have been your pockets. Luckily you followed your instincts and got outta there and home safe before you found that out the hard way.
This man messed Birdmans gym day. This man gotta be punished for messing with Mr.Handcrafted himself
You did the right thing, you can never predict what people like that will do. Better safe than sorry
Someone literally disliked the video in the first minute someone’s mad pissed
It’s the guy with the meats!!!
I lived in Salt Lake City for a few years, there’s a huge heroin epidemic to go along with a large homeless population. I’ve had so many bums ask me money, I tell them I don’t have cash on me, and they “oh there’s an atm right there”. I always had the “bro I’m a college kid with no money, that ain’t happening” excuse but it never got easier or less uncomfortable telling these bums I’m not giving them money
Have a similar story,
Some guy at a gas station wanted me to buy him cigarettes and I went along, he had no ID and no money. Apparently he left it at home. Dude was probably some highschooler skipping. Looked a little out of it though so I just hit him w the “I don’t got change sorry”.
Did I ask
@@steeze7646 Yes
@@steeze7646 but when
@@elfkid4873 Did I ask
No, but I would've asked.
I was about to go ask some guy in a parking lot if he wants some meats, but Birdman uploaded
The 5 dislikes are the guy and his friends who were gonna jump you
Oh shit, he mobilizing a small homeless army
yeah this was definitely pretty crazy, dude has a few screws loose. Missed these story videos, nice to see one again!
Imagine trying to finesse a GOAT
i mean i saw a guy cross a goat once
@@azulspirit1385 😂 nice bro how did it go?
It ain't Hard
@@DC_R I'm talking about birdman Goat means greatest of all time 💀
@@vapingghosts2649 What??? You think I'm Slow? No Disrespect to Him, but I'm saying.......Anyone Can Be Touched. No-one is Above getting "took" Advantage Of 😶 Just Saying
He was gonna switch your drink with soy
Let me catch my son failing to finesse someone at the gym.
Oh my goodness, Birdman!! I'm glad you got away!!! Always trust your instincts. He was either gonna rob you or kidnap you. Either way, I'm sure his reasons were nefarious. Yikes!!!
Nah, dude was trying to rob you and probably steal your car too. “I can just get in and we can go to the ATM” umm, I think the f*ck not lol.
Mans really wanted you to take him to an atm so you could get money to buy some meat that he offered in a parking lot 😂
The dude was trying to rob birdman
@@Everlost_Nation yeah ik, but the concept he produced was ludicrous
Maybe my man just wanted to whip In the Porsche 911 real quick
Ok, so this happened to me in an Autozone parking lot like 6 months ago. It didn’t get as far as your story, but it started with a dude telling me he had some fresh steaks. Like I sell steaks man, and I got some extras, and I’ll cut you a real good deal on em. I politely declined and he was like you got any cash, I’m just kinda in a rough spot, don’t have enough gas to make it home so I gotta sell these steaks or beg. I was like dude you see me carrying a fuckin box out of a part store? Like I’m having a bad day, and buying shit I wasn’t planning on buying, so I don’t really have any fuckin money to spare. And I kept walking and left. I’m posting this, then immediately googling if this is like a known scam or some shit.
I was gonna go spot my wife's boyfriend at the gym, but Birdman uploaded.
He definitely was going to rob you at the atm, probably take your car if not worse try to harm you. Stay safe out there birdman all jokes aside, 2020 is a crazy time and mentally people are losing and will do anything for that $ in these hard times. Going home was the definite right call
Let me catch my son offering someone meat in the parking lot.
“That’s how you end up chopped up in the basement, eyes in a jar” lmaooo
This sounds like some Jeffrey Dahmer type stuff
Stay safe out there bro, 2020 has been hard enough, we can't lose you too
Definitely not overreacting. I wouldn’t have even given him that long, after he made up the first story you should’ve just said fuck it and walked in the gym
Nah bro can't leave your car alone with this nut case
And leave the car with a pissed off "homeless" man? Genius move.
Leave your car with someone who was most likely about to rob you? Getting out of your car isn't smart either.
just watch your car through the gym window
Nope, ive had this happen before, I carry a S&W 460 magnum and a Kel-Tec 12 Guage shotgun, gun comes out of my window and they generally aren't interested in speaking with me anymore, or anyone else for that matter.
Nah man this didn’t happen birdman is just making an excuse to skip leg day😂
I love the channel, only wishing you'd release more content. I understand the balance between school, quality of content, etc, but just saying if you released more I'd be all over it. keep it up
The last time I'm this early, Eugene is still biting his wax candle.
Sitting in your car b4 you go into the gym munching down a Big Mac and fries 🍟, I hear you bro lol🍟🍔
We all know the title SHOULD’VE been “EUGENE tried to finesse me at the gym”
A long time ago someone tried offering me drugs for money, I guess they noticed the nice BMW I was driving. I refused and when I was leaving he and another jumped in my car and robbed me at gun point. You did the right thing.
He wanted you to have some of his special candy. Never a problem with that.
This is a clear "Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood" type of situation.
sound like an average day in british columbia in canada, homeless people get mad at u if u dont give them enough money
That’s what happens in countries that give their citizens free healthcare/college/etc. People get spoiled and start expecting shit
@@Shane-sf9pv free health care is not actually free,u need pay it first then wait a long time to get the money. if u cant pay it first ,they wont treat u but ask u go to family doctor
You missed a huge opportunity to say "fitnesse" instead of finesse
Every single comment:
"YOu mIsSpeLled fiNeSse"
Stay safe. Idk where I be without your vids.
Haven’t seen the words “story time” in your title in a while 👀
Yo birdman what’s up man it’s criminal from back in the days. Guys we played Cod every day back before his YT. Proud of his success he was my day 1 homie back in the days
Lemmi catch my son trying to offer up grown ass men some “fresh meats” for a gym membership cause he is “homeless”
Something similar also happened to me once. I was on my way to hop on the bus and then this shady looking guy came up to me that he and asked if he I could spare him some change because he is really broke and stuff. Then I said I don't carry cash with me only my card and he also said that it's okay because there is an Atm nearby... thankfully I could quickly get away by claiming my bus was about to leave but like wtf. What sane person would go along and take money of an ATM for a beggar.
We need a car video and call of duty athlete vs nba players lifting part two !!
He probably won’t upload any more because he will have to put his face in the video
TRAMZO STONE WESS he did back in the day
@@Barrdown yeah those videos were bangers. He doesn’t even have any vids with his face in them anymore
Definitely made the right decision. A couple buddies of mine almost got caught in the crossfire of a mugging in broad daylight. It was a similar situation of some homeless dude asking for some money, then proceeds to follow the other guy off the bus and pulled a knife on him. My buddies almost got off at the same stop
Let me catch my son asking to get in someone’s car and trying to rob them.
Ive heard thats a common scam/robbery thing, they ask you some harmless/wierd questions to get your guard down then get much more aggressive
Going to the gym for the first time today wish me luck boys
Get those gains!!
Try 3-4 sets of around 8 to 12 reps each. Focus more on form instead of weight
@@BirdmansTwoYearOldSon dont forget being consistent. But what u described is exactly the same thing i do lmao
Watch out for meat sellers.
Don't talk to strangers! But I applaud your exercise regimen and gym membership. One should always exercise in public in case something bad happens like a cardiac arrest. Happened to me twice.
I’ll subscribe just cause you have a Porsche
More story times pls and thank you
When the top 10 pornstars v2 coming out?
Birdman,I had a similar situation when I was at a busstop. A guy kept saying to me that he didn't have cash for a bus ticket,and I didn't have any cash to give him. He said "There's an ATM nearby. You can withdraw cash from there." At that point,I knew there was something fishy with the dude. He tried pulling out sob stories of his family unable to contact him because he has no phone or whatever,but I was simply unable to trust anyone,let alone a random stranger,to take my debit card.
Let me catch my son getting finessed at the gym.
Birdman's videos hit different when your eating
STORY TIME!
Bruh why you put me on blast like this? Come on man!
Before watching this, say hi
hi
My dude needs to stay strapped! Stay safe!
Birdman got hit with a flash bang on this one
Lol this is why you keep a gun in your car. 😂😂😂
I was about to read some story book but birdman uploaded.
Birdman subconsciously got me into fitness and gym
That’s a hella uncomfortable situation to be put in but you handled it well
I think you made the right choice in leaving. I think there was a higher chance of him actually robbing you then anything else. I would of dipped out the moment he said let me in your car. The way you described his situation, it sounded like a robber.
Pls more story times. I been tweekin for these
Real ones remember coming home from school to a new birdman story time
Bro it's been a good while since we got a story time.
Yeah, that dude wanted money, and he really thought you'd go to the atm. You leave your car, and he insists he'll stay in it, next thing you know, he's off with your car. Dude was on some stuff probably. I hope he gets the help he needs.
After plugging all the data that you have provided into my personal Birdman Limited Edition Calculator (2016), I have come to the conclusion that we have a Code Eugene. This is not a drill, I repeat Code Eugene. Please calmly make your way into your local police department immediately.
Man I missed the storytimes . This video was awesome
I think the worst part is when they don't fuck off after you've already told them no. He didn't leave because you had a nice car & he knew you had money, the worst ones are in the UK they sit by traffic lights & then approach you when they turn red, I'm sat there praying it goes green so I can just drive off 😂
It’s actually a fairly common way. Dude saw you had a dope ass car and was like “homie has the money for this, imma grab as much from him as I can”
You shouldn't asked him "why are you trying to sell meats and trying to get a gym membership if not only we are in a pandemic, but you are also homeless?"
Good choice there bro, wouldn't want it to go from "OMGItsBirdman" to "OMGitWASBirdman"
4:38 Bruhh this sounds like the video Calebcity made with the portable ATM card swipe
Yo make more storytimesss mannn I love them
Just adding a comment to help Birdman get into the algorithm...
Let me catch my son being a great YTber.
Was about to accept a homeless mans freshly prepared meat but Birdman uploaded