2:00 "Oh, man..." "Jim?" "Ohhhhhh, man~" "Jim, dude, are you okay?" "Fred." "Yeah?" "Y-You feelin' this?" "... What?" "This stuff... Dude, it's so good, dude..." "It's just wood, Jim-" "It isn't JUST wood! It's... It's my wood..." "Jim." "It's so good, Fred... It's so fucking good..." "Jim, you're scaring me." "I can hear it... speaking to me. 'Touch me, Jim. Feel everything I am'." "Get off the floor, Jim."
I was doing the EGGSALT HQ mission and I saw an EGGSALT inspecting the floor. "Dude... check out this wood man..." "Steve, XCOM is here! Are you high? You promised me you'd quit!" "Dude... we should get this wood for our HQ..." "Steve, this _is_ our HQ." "Whoa, man, that's awesome..."
I must have first watched this series more than five years ago, because I was definitely there for the release of #8. At the time, it was the funniest fucking shit I'd ever seen. I've gone through these a couple more times since then, and I'm going back in for another run for the first time in a year or so. These are seriously some of my favorite videos on the platform, and I just wanted to thank you for making them, if you see this. Absolutely legendary content.
Some favorite quotes: "Time to rev up the Doorn machine. Chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga. Choo choo chiboogey" "Queen Sally The Terrible. Someone at alien high command is getting fired after this." And HAM Solo of course. Keep it comin.
OH my god, HOW does this vid not have 1 million views by now?? I must have re-watched it about 6 times already... cat calliope, thank you SO much for making this. I'm gonna be sharing this with as many people as I can. I'm really, _really_ looking forward to seeing what else you come up with! Also: 27:28 WHAT the FUCK? *can't stop laughing* Bradford: "...no Vahlen, dammit, I'M using the internet!" You nearly killed me there. I had to pause the video just to calm the fuck down. ^^ I've also been chanting "Here comes the money, money-money-mon-eyyy~ Oh yeaaaah~ :3" at random things in my day. Wow. Just wow. Moar!
Setokaiva Thanks Setokaiva, really appreciate it-- It's all Beagle! I'm working on the next one, it'll be coming soon! And Bradford hitting the floor of Mission Control with a broom to try to get Vahlen in the lab block off the land line... love it.
To this day, the exchange of "I hope they brought more than that" and Beagle going "They did, it's around the corner behind that tank" always makes me chuckle the hardest
6:46 "Can you imagine dying with blue hair?" First think that came to mind was Life is Strange... SPOILER ALERT CHLOE STOP F*CKING DYING eVERY TWO SECOND JFC!!!
Y'know what, I've watched these several times and never even hit "like". Watching again and making up for that now, appreciate the effort - especially the slicing up of the Godzilla movie rant later on, and the German friendly part 3.
Thanks so much for posting this. I didn't know about TNX until pretty late in the game and even then I've only caught a couple streams here and there. I saw a few of these as they happened but I feel like I've missed out on so much
"King Drone hits for 8 more damage than a normal drone, well I just tanked a Mechtoid so I should be fine." DAMN! Sick burn! Edit: Yes, I am aware I posted two of the same comments. I like my newer comment more.
"King Drone's gonna hit for 8 more than a regular drone, well, I just tanked a Mechtoid, so it should be okay right?" Beaglerush, you sound a bit cocky there.
Does anyone happen to remember which beta version of LW this was? Been wanting to do a Long War campaign lately but I also want to play around with pre-nerf proximity mines
I think it was mostly b14F. But it lasted through several new versions, that's how Shade got her extra perks. IIRC B15 was where the MEC nerf kicked in.
TenTonMuffin Thanks! Yes, I do intend to keep up on it as best I can. It takes a long time but I'm sure I've gotten the most enjoyment out of this video of anyone who's watched it :)
omghegotagun its a mod for the game, makes the game longer (duh) as well as "introduces more than 700 changes, large and small, to the vanilla version of the game" there's a link to the nexus page in the description
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Beaglegasm at 9:30 everyone.
Complete, with your post-coital cough and shaky legs.
Nate Ring Oh my god, I heard the proxi mine launch and my jaw dropped..
+Nate Ring It was to krip for him so he started croaking.
+Nate Ring Was gonna say, was it good for you too Beags?
I looked forever for this. Remember seeing it live.
2:00
"Oh, man..."
"Jim?"
"Ohhhhhh, man~"
"Jim, dude, are you okay?"
"Fred."
"Yeah?"
"Y-You feelin' this?"
"... What?"
"This stuff... Dude, it's so good, dude..."
"It's just wood, Jim-"
"It isn't JUST wood! It's... It's my wood..."
"Jim."
"It's so good, Fred... It's so fucking good..."
"Jim, you're scaring me."
"I can hear it... speaking to me. 'Touch me, Jim. Feel everything I am'."
"Get off the floor, Jim."
ThrustingTurtlez "Jim, are you high?"
"Jim, I think you're overdosing."
I was doing the EGGSALT HQ mission and I saw an EGGSALT inspecting the floor.
"Dude... check out this wood man..."
"Steve, XCOM is here! Are you high? You promised me you'd quit!"
"Dude... we should get this wood for our HQ..."
"Steve, this _is_ our HQ."
"Whoa, man, that's awesome..."
Mahogany Man finally got his dream
9:44 And that, kids, is what ecstasy feels like
Telling drugs to do kids 5Head
wait fuck
I love how the beginning clip is just him failing to count.
"No! No - Close Range!!" - When the Ethereal steals all the Overwatch with Lightning Reflexes at 15:50.
My favourite quote in this video.
I must have first watched this series more than five years ago, because I was definitely there for the release of #8. At the time, it was the funniest fucking shit I'd ever seen. I've gone through these a couple more times since then, and I'm going back in for another run for the first time in a year or so. These are seriously some of my favorite videos on the platform, and I just wanted to thank you for making them, if you see this. Absolutely legendary content.
Thanks! I still watch them from time to time myself too haha, I'm very glad they're still bringing some other people out there laughs too
Meant every word. Thanks again.
Some favorite quotes:
"Time to rev up the Doorn machine. Chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga. Choo choo chiboogey"
"Queen Sally The Terrible. Someone at alien high command is getting fired after this."
And HAM Solo of course.
Keep it comin.
11:46
WHAT
Wow those guys at long war were pretty sadistic.
If there's anything I don't miss in XCOM 2 it's the sub-tile aiming with explosives. That was tedious.
XCOM's finest moment 9:45
OH my god, HOW does this vid not have 1 million views by now?? I must have re-watched it about 6 times already... cat calliope, thank you SO much for making this. I'm gonna be sharing this with as many people as I can. I'm really, _really_ looking forward to seeing what else you come up with!
Also:
27:28 WHAT the FUCK? *can't stop laughing*
Bradford: "...no Vahlen, dammit, I'M using the internet!"
You nearly killed me there. I had to pause the video just to calm the fuck down. ^^ I've also been chanting "Here comes the money, money-money-mon-eyyy~ Oh yeaaaah~ :3" at random things in my day. Wow. Just wow. Moar!
Setokaiva Thanks Setokaiva, really appreciate it-- It's all Beagle! I'm working on the next one, it'll be coming soon!
And Bradford hitting the floor of Mission Control with a broom to try to get Vahlen in the lab block off the land line... love it.
What episode is 21:23?
If you ever wanted to know - 9:30+ is Beagle Orgasm.....
I didn't. Now, I have to live with this memory. god help me.
9:40 is the most amazing thing ever ! XD
HE prepared for the fist breach my fav part lol
"That's terrible and gruesome".
*screenshot sound*
LONG RANGE??
thats my line
To this day, the exchange of "I hope they brought more than that" and Beagle going "They did, it's around the corner behind that tank" always makes me chuckle the hardest
6:46 "Can you imagine dying with blue hair?" First think that came to mind was Life is Strange...
SPOILER ALERT
CHLOE STOP F*CKING DYING eVERY TWO SECOND JFC!!!
-Liked what I saw
-Enjoyed the video and the content
-Subscribed to BeagleRush.
What'd we learn?
Depends, do you realize that beagle would never make something as comprehensive as this?
So glad I watched this - so many great moments I've missed xD
Praise Queen Sally!
Y'know what, I've watched these several times and never even hit "like". Watching again and making up for that now, appreciate the effort - especially the slicing up of the Godzilla movie rant later on, and the German friendly part 3.
ahahaha, MECT "charging" ability is called One For All... now, who is a reference and who is the original?
Coming back to these for the first time in a while, just to get more of Beagle subitizing.
Long War looks like a fucking nightmare
23:23 gets me every time. I don't know why, just... shen, lol.
#BlameJC
JC Lewis "If JC Says it, it has to be true" "Oh its not going to burn, its Elerium, its not like its made of Coal" "JC YOU FUCKER!"
lol
lord6617 "Oh no, what if it hits the power source?!-- oh wait, it's ok, I took it on the chin."
cat calliope She was like "Nooooooo! You can't hit the power source!"
+JC Lewis OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!
fuck wrong game
2:00 he's lost a contact lens.
Thanks so much for posting this. I didn't know about TNX until pretty late in the game and even then I've only caught a couple streams here and there. I saw a few of these as they happened but I feel like I've missed out on so much
Ah man the golden months of XCOM, so many memories, so many dead Sectoids :D
It was a simpler time.
10:50 What is this, Xcom 2?
Oh wait, that's missing on 97% and hitting on 98%.
Still.
I never played Long War... Holy sheet those are some huge pods.
Yeah, sometimes it be like that.
"King Drone hits for 8 more damage than a normal drone, well I just tanked a Mechtoid so I should be fine."
DAMN! Sick burn!
Edit: Yes, I am aware I posted two of the same comments. I like my newer comment more.
20:17 IT REALLY WAS A *BATTLE* SCANNER
13:36 Oh hello, the suppressing Floater is here.
Thanks to Beags, I now say "beep boop" before every sniper shot.
I only wish chat replay came a year sooner, also that his vods went back this far.
I never seen Sectopod hit the ground so gently like a freaking lego x D
"King Drone's gonna hit for 8 more than a regular drone, well, I just tanked a Mechtoid, so it should be okay right?"
Beaglerush, you sound a bit cocky there.
Does anyone happen to remember which beta version of LW this was? Been wanting to do a Long War campaign lately but I also want to play around with pre-nerf proximity mines
I think it was mostly b14F. But it lasted through several new versions, that's how Shade got her extra perks. IIRC B15 was where the MEC nerf kicked in.
Thank you so much for making this!!
Beages experienced pure nirvana at 10 mins into the vid lol!
Punch someone ? I AM GOING TO FIST YOU ROGAL
Thanks for making this. Was funny as hell. :D
God, I miss Beags content like this. I never can seem to catch him live these days.
Nah, AlexD will NEVAH miss a 93%.
10:51
That's XCOM, baby...
Awesome job editing this stuff!
At 9:40 is when you get blown for the first time.
This entire thing is goddamn glorious.
21:11 *Insert Transformers Prime reference here*
JC I needed that!!
Wow that's a flashback
kinda crazy how hard beagle came at 10:00
There was some real epic moments in there.
6:46 Just ask Chloe. Oh wait...
just the way man took down a wall just to see this bigass sectopod chilling
Beagles puns could kill a uber etherial
and then i was all like, "Close range?"
Close Range!?
12:55 "Can I keep it?"
7:59 Abduction ships in a shellnut
btw..... why the game doesnt end, even that you mindcontrol the last alien ?
Beagle also likes this video.
29:14 "lets go stay at the YMCA"
They should give Outsiders jumpy legs, he said. It will be fun, he said.
Oh Beagle, why???
Keep in mind Beagle did help make escalation a Xcom mod that puts even long war to shame in difficulty
@@dbfan199 LWR?
why would you send the trash compactor to us? we aint takin it 6:58
oh man this banter is soooo funy
love the vid and i really love this game!!
I got so mad when you edited away from him burning all the mutons. I feel the xcom equivalent of blue balls
Reven619 You mean at 7:30?
@@catcalliope3737 Yeah man, watching this 4 years later and got blue balled
Holy fuck nevermind
@@mrlama1993 lol
This is the best channel.
Anyone know what mods he's using in this comp?
lol did anybody find out what they intended that exalt animation at 2.05 for?
Keep those videous up fellow Beagle fan.
14:57 If at first you don't succeed, apply another 20k psi to the face.
18:41 OMG WHAT, HAHAHAHA!
29:23 O_O
Do you plan on making more of these as time goes on? Because this was fucking great.
TenTonMuffin Thanks! Yes, I do intend to keep up on it as best I can. It takes a long time but I'm sure I've gotten the most enjoyment out of this video of anyone who's watched it :)
cat calliope Yep. Beagle at his finest. Great job, sir.
Real talk. That train yard is a death sentence.
You mean the Mumbai train yard not that train yard
I miss this
Holy shit, beagle needs to keep up with his damn youtube campaign. I wish he would just upload his twitch pays :,(
No fucking way hacking that king drone hahahaha
klumpos I really wish you could keep those in your roster after battles. That things damage was horrifying.
So what stream is this fun this seems very fun to watch fully.
10:51 Bruh imagine missing a shot by 1%
4:27 ; 8:00 that brilliant
anyoen knows what mods is he using, if any ?
If none then i need a better PC
+christophe varengo long war
Ultimate Pielord I meant, graphical mods.
Uh the camo mod IIRC
Very good !
1:27 is the best moment :D
he needs to go fast ? but .... but red ones go fasta ....
What is the long war campaign?
omghegotagun its a mod for the game, makes the game longer (duh) as well as "introduces more than 700 changes, large and small, to the vanilla version of the game"
there's a link to the nexus page in the description
9:40 I loled hard!
Base assault soon fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R
LumpySpacePrinces...
chuga chuga choo choo chaboogie
20:05 WTF HAPPENED THERE?
26:10 ayy baby wanna lmao
OMG THIS IS TOO GOOD XD!
What difficulty does Beaglerush play Long War on?
+PwnzezXIII Ironman Impossible
Holy crap, really? Even normal Long War seems extremely difficult. Respect to Beagle, for being so chill and fun despite the difficulty.
Still entertaining.
👏😁
20:00 WTF?!?!??!?!!
I love you.
Who watching in 2024
I am openly racist