Well, think of it like this, you, and every other human being aren't really here at all! We are all just an illusion constructed by a species of amnesiacs' desperately searching for your mother.
Theres some really good ones out there idk Crystal poopsi YTP Prawn srars YTP WIM 4 YTP Whew of Fof YTP Bas ruttens streethal lethal system YTP Many of cs188s. if u havent seen any of these i highly recommend them, your gonna die laughing
The auto-generated subtitles are very, very accurate. It got like 90% of the stuff right. It even got most of my sentence mixing. Crazy impressive considering what it used to be like.
Thanks for the 9,000! I have been working on this on and off for months now, and I put in a lot of time when I should be doing homework this week to get this to you guys! I have been so busy.
This is in my top 5 YTP's. I laughed so hard my sides hurt and I couldn't breathe. Masterful execution from diverse and surprisingly good source material. Thanks for the entertainment!
I was on a different video and saw this in the suggested videos list. I was on the phone with my mom who was telling me that she just got a flat tire and I saw the thumbnail for this and just couldn't stop laughing. She thought I was laughing at her lol.
To see you back....and in such impeccable form.......it....just....gets me......right......hereeeeaaaAAAAAAAHHHH, HAH HAH HAAAAHHHH! WHHHAAAAAA! I lulled so hard, ......you didnt have to do it, butchta did, butchya did......and I thank you!
There's some good sentence mixing YTPs, there's some bad YTPs that reuse the same gag for half the video, and then there's something like this - the pinnacle of modern YTP. This is the gold standard. Every time this shows up in my "watch again" feed, I gotta click.
I could have, but I already deleted the files. XD I didn't save it or anything. There is no way that I can figure it out unless I just start blindly looking around. I tried for a little bit, but I didn't find anything.
Wow. For a full minute, all Neil did was viciously roast not only me, but my mother as well! I can't believe this has happened.
Well, think of it like this, you, and every other human being aren't really here at all! We are all just an illusion constructed by a species of amnesiacs' desperately searching for your mother.
JakeSpacePirate E *Had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
Sus
This is one of the best YTPs I've seen. "The hair stands up...-I don't have hair there, but if I did, it would stand up on the back of my ASS."
Theres some really good ones out there idk
Crystal poopsi YTP
Prawn srars YTP
WIM 4 YTP
Whew of Fof YTP
Bas ruttens streethal lethal system YTP
Many of cs188s. if u havent seen any of these i highly recommend them, your gonna die laughing
The auto-generated subtitles are very, very accurate. It got like 90% of the stuff right. It even got most of my sentence mixing. Crazy impressive considering what it used to be like.
no, you're just really good at sentence mixing
Your channel banner is massam jojojojojojojojojojoj
Alternate title should be "Neil Degrasse Tyson roasts you for 3 minutes"
Neil "Crackpipe" Tyson strikes again
hes smoking degrasse
"it crept northward at the pace of a few inches per year on its slow inexerable rendezvous with your mother" I am in pieces
She weighed about 320 000 000 kilos
or About 705,479,238.992 lbs
"In whale language"
(Whale moos in the distance)
Rest in pepperonis
Thanks for the 9,000! I have been working on this on and off for months now, and I put in a lot of time when I should be doing homework this week to get this to you guys! I have been so busy.
you should pin this comment
It's probably because I have so few videos. With the number of videos that I have, I'm lucky to have so many.
You deserve to get a ton more than just 9k though.
This is in my top 5 YTP's. I laughed so hard my sides hurt and I couldn't breathe. Masterful execution from diverse and surprisingly good source material. Thanks for the entertainment!
MasterJoJ u sure do more with this guy
I've watched this hundreds of times and it never gets old it's one of my favorites
My supercock is nearly 10-trillion kilometers ' _ '
+DRAGON I never knew that...
It was hard to swallow.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 but wait. It gets crazier!!!
The events depicted in this video are so random and bizarre, it's like the very particles of my being were laughing in disbelief.
you made a masterpiece my man
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swoooos
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sus, ses, sus. its the yotube poop insignia
Soi soi soi
And *SuS* ...
One of the best shish I've ever fufing seen
Neil "Smokes" deGrasse Tyson is at it again...
I just realized: "Smokes" deGrasse = Smokes grass. Was that intentional on your part?
2:18 That face made me shit in my socks.
Meme War Veteran the crack starts to kink in.
i fuckin love your editing a ton; it's been a long time since i've laughed this hard
god bless
Thanks! :D
I hadn't watched this in a while and I came back to it tonight... cracked me up again. XD
ChiefSqueef My supercock is 10 trillion kilometers long. It was hard to swallow.
"I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE DARK PLACES."
Omfg
0:33 "Your cock. How did we on Earth find something so small?"
This whole YTP is *b r i l l i a n t*
love this one!
the slithery neck is perfect!
subbed.
0:38 Stalin, is that you?
VenerableAxagoras *tis nigga stalin*
(Zane Bloxy) you were riding ON HER ASS
I've been watching ytps since the first days, and this is one of the best I've seen
"GAME!"
FUcking lost it
Loansome What it takes to K.O. a Villager main.
I just absolutely love this one, your jurassic park and judge judy one lol. I can't stop watching these 3.
This is fucking brilliant by YTP standards. 9/10
2:19 I can't keep it together 😂🤣
This is without a doubt the single greatest piece of YTP ever produced. Well done.
Woah! Thanks!
MasterJoJ 2:28?
I was on a different video and saw this in the suggested videos list. I was on the phone with my mom who was telling me that she just got a flat tire and I saw the thumbnail for this and just couldn't stop laughing. She thought I was laughing at her lol.
"There are more stars in the universe than there are atoms in the universe."
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson
2:41 We're hitting levels of meme that shouldn't even be possible.
im a simple man, i hear sus, i like.
I was actually wheezing and in tears by the ending. Thank you for that experience.
when he started screaming "FUUUUUUU" i DIED
This was brilliantly edited!
this is no YTP... this is YTP above a YTP. this is pure art.
The Matrix part was just pure AMAZINGNESS XD
Thanks for creating this, my life finally makes sense
I've never seen anything more beautiful than what I just saw
I'm very glad that I clicked on this.
DO A FULL MATRIX YTP!!
Please can you make another YTP on the new cosmos series, this video is one of my favorites and I would love to see another one on the new series
This is probably one of the best poops I've ever seen. Keep up the good work!
Deep stuff with Neil Degresse Tyson
2:01 greatest story ever
2:00
Congrats on 9,000 subscribers! you are one of the many ytp'ers that I love!
Thanx for making a Cosmos one. I loved this. I laughed so hard,
I was unable to breath for five minutes!
Pesky Angel Holy shit, the brain damage you must have had...
0:32 Okay Neil you didn't have to go there, not cool :(
Sus.
I don't have hair there, but if I did, it would be standing up on the back of my ass.
now that's kind freaky right there
I keep coming back to this, it's just that good.
One of the funniest YTPs I have ever seen. Great job!
Thanks Mike, this is a good one
The first minute of this video is an absolute classic.
2:47 i lost my fucking mind lmao
you earned my subscription after the melee reference at the end.
This needs more views.
One of the best YTP ever.
2:19 when you smoked too much pot and you’re sittin there trying not to die
One of the best YTPs I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. HAHAHAHA!
That title!! I'm laughing so much, that's hilarious!
To see you back....and in such impeccable form.......it....just....gets me......right......hereeeeaaaAAAAAAAHHHH, HAH HAH HAAAAHHHH! WHHHAAAAAA!
I lulled so hard, ......you didnt have to do it, butchta did, butchya did......and I thank you!
How on earth did we find something so small on earth
1:55 WWOWOW
A-woah-uh!
Great job with this poop I thoroughly enjoyed it
There's some good sentence mixing YTPs, there's some bad YTPs that reuse the same gag for half the video, and then there's something like this - the pinnacle of modern YTP. This is the gold standard.
Every time this shows up in my "watch again" feed, I gotta click.
Thanks! :D
And here I am again. Still fucking awesome. I love you Master Joj 💖
Jesus I can't stop laughing XDD
You've got yourself a new sub this shits amazing
Thanks!
3:02 I swear, I laughed way too hard on that.
This is my favorite ytp of all time
This is still my favorite YTP. I want to show this to my children
Neil is one of my favorite people ever. I'm glad there is finally a good ytp of him.
QUALITY CONTENT
0:42 the subtitles killed me here
I have just witnessed the cosmos from new perspective.
Awesome. Love the mom jokes
The best ytp yet
Nice work. 👌
congratulations, you are alive
nothing will ever be better than witnessing the youtube closed captioning say "sus"
epic editing well done, here from charmax!
The funniest YTP I've watched
that jolly moment, riding your motorcycle through a worm hole, then - "FFUUUKK" haha
Subbed. Most YTP out there really sucks, but yours is hilarious. Right up there with CS188.
Thanks!
2:18 fucking choked and died m8, did not expect that rofl
I'm mad this doesn't have more views.
the fact that sunlight can't pennnnnnetrate the ddddddddddd
Downward spiralling downward spiralling
I started drowning because i was drinking a glass of water.
The fuckin Akira blast? Nice.
this is the best thing on youtube
Why this isn't this a lot more famous is beyond me. This is art at its purest form right here.
This is amazing
What's that tune at 2:28? It's very fine, something by Barry White, perhaps?
Lol. It was some stock music from the TH-cam Audio Library.
Alright, thanks for your swift reply! Appreciate it
Still looking for it haha, is there any way you could check from the video what it was? Thanks
I could have, but I already deleted the files. XD I didn't save it or anything. There is no way that I can figure it out unless I just start blindly looking around. I tried for a little bit, but I didn't find anything.
How did you find it in the first place? Did you use any keywords or just picket at random? It had to be right for that bike girl bit
Another masterpiece thank you!!
You are welcome!
I think I died. Thank you, master.
2:40
I'm getting serious 2001 vibes from this.
Because it's really, really, really fun to take a speed of light ride.
how did I only find it now
Good Lord, somebody needs to share this with Neil!
ikr
does anyone know the song that plays when the girl is on the motorcycle?
Neil really kamikazied the death star
1:44 Neil’s like