[M4A] Oblivious Cultist Takes You to Your Church [Deity Listener] [Part Two] [Fantasy]

[@EinarTheGoatGod]

Great diety worshiped by man and a truly powerful being: "Door too flat"

[@sparklepugtea]

Make unflat mortal

[@JacksonWade-kx6li]

Make door round mortal

[@highlanderwolf8483]

Him:WHAT DO U MEAN THE DOOR IS TO FLAT!
Me:I WANT CURTAINS OR A 50FT WIDE DOOR PICK ONE PEOPLE!!

[@venomgaming7014]

“First trying to sacrifice me to myself…now bringing me to my own temple? Well I do appreciate your dedication.”
-me, god of chaos, disorder and conflict

[@Star_crossed_nerd]

Him: "Could we go over entry plan one more time?"
Me: "I feel like its 600th time-"
He is adorable please XD I died Such a strategist dude :3 awesome audio!! Thank you for your hard work~

[@Silly_Patches]

The door is tacky, its flat, it should have more carving of moi, it should be way bigger, it should be black with gold highlights, it should have dragons on it along with cats, it should glow in the dark, and it should smell like roses

[@QUEEN-loves-you-all]

Yes god-I’m mean me please

[@sam_583]

I NEED MORE!!! IVE GOTTA FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS!!!

[@gingerdude]

Him:"What do you mean the door is too flat?
Me:"I WANT TRANSLUCENT CURTAINS IN 4D. MAKE EM SHINY, JACK! "

[@gothcykuu]

WE NEED PART THREE

[@SplashiestPig]

; )

[@gothcykuu]

@@SplashiestPig what

[@-Dark_Shadow-]

@@SplashiestPig ... is that a yes?

[@xoxo..Brii_00]

PLEASE DO PART 3

[@Noatan11111]

Please part 3 👏

[@HawkGaming3721]

Bro wanted the door to be a teleporter

[@selene9765]

This is the first asmr audio i have ever wanted to listen to :)

[@SplashiestPig]

Smoft work!

[@whocares9395]

I hope you do more of this, I love it so much!

[@risingrose7927]

I would like a part 3! Please and thank you!

[@barisweetone]

I didn’t delete him I no clipped them

[@Cheese.22]

YES A PART TWO LETS GOOOOOOO

[@ultra_fern_forest]

objectively hilarious 10/10

[@MONOEDITZ75]

Mey I humbley request a norther part in this series

[@Mary-524]

Please part 3.

[@oofpoop9013]

Can we get a part 3?

[@oofpoop9013]

I love this :)

[@Soundscapes775]

God i need more than this

[@mayistired1605]

PART 3 PLS

[@thatwoof3939]

When’s part 3 😂

[@Arsonixx_]

Sadly, I don’t think ever😢

[@thatwoof3939]

@@Arsonixx_ 🥲

[@MiuIrumasFavorite]

More.

[@a_trans_weirdo]

I need more

[@c4t_v0m1t4]

AAAAAAA IM A GOAHHDHDDDD

[@icechue1929]

Moree

[@strawberym0o]

Morree

[@HoloSohma]

Don't drop my tablets bish...

[@HoloSohma]

If they do something that resulted in them being erased or transformed they deserved it XD

[@HoloSohma]

It's supposed to have shape and style not be just a flat door...

[@dusty_telescope]

Him: Why are you in my head and not your own body?
Me: *Somft*
Him: That can’t be the only reason
Me: I said *Somft*
Him: But-
Me: What part of this is so hard to understand

[@jamesgreep9344]

Mortals, amIright?

[@MONOEDITZ75]

Waht does somft mean

[@dusty_telescope]

@@MONOEDITZ75 It’s like soft, except misspelt so it’s even softer

[@MONOEDITZ75]

@@dusty_telescope oooh ok thanks😊

[@Jackieeeisvibing]

LMAO SAME LIKE IMAGINE HIS HEAD IS LIKE A COMFY MATRESS can’t believe as an all powerful deity were just a cat

[@Kio_Auds]

Him: “What’s wrong with the door?”
Me: *It’s too flat*
Him: “What do you MEAN it’s ‘too flat’?! It’s a door.
Me: *Listen mate. I said it’s too flat*
Him: “OK. But everything we build is only 3 dimensional.”
Me: *Make it 4 dimensional then*
Him: ‘Talking To Lady’ “We will talk about this door thing in the car”
Great audio as always. Remember to stay hydrated and just take care of yourselves in any way, shape or form :D

[@HydrationStationH20]

When you're strategically moving toward proving your exsistance, it's important to Stay Hydrated!

[@justagirlwholikesvideogame1635]

*Drinks a Europe's worth of water*

[@darkspirit3292]

Him: “wait so prophecies are just god bets?”
“Yes now keep quiet about my return or I owe my sibling 5 galaxy’s.”

[@winterfox63x]

Me: YOU OWE ME 2 DOZEN PLANETS SISTER! YES I KNOW YOU HAVE ONLY HAVE 10 PLANETS BUT YOU STILL OWE ME DAMNIT

[@The-simmered-one]

NO THOSE ARR MINE!! SHE OWES ME 10 GALAXYS NOW

[@Gacha_Girl2008]

Mom :STOP FIGHTING I AM TRYING TO NAP

[@thatonegoat4293]

Dad: LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!

[@Haley_the_Arson_Queen]

Auntie: ARSON!!!!!!!!

[@ParadoxicalIntention]

Erasing someone's metaphorical save file sounds exactly like something I would do to someone if they cut me off in traffic.

[@Haley_the_Arson_Queen]

I would've made them spontaneously combust and then delete them

[@2to5Raccoons]

I am so happy that when he asked what I think of the church my first thought was "I hate the doors"

[@macsh101]

That was hilarious. Glad to see some humor in ASMR! Is there a part 3 in the works?

[@SplashiestPig]

; )

[@unicornqueen268]

PLEASE, make a part 3 this is going to be an amazing series!

[@SplashiestPig]

; )

[@R0seGh0st]

@@SplashiestPig bro please we need more this scripts amazing

[@Cecil01103]

I love this! I’m excited for part 3!!♥️

[@miekaferreira4697]

Yay I love this thank you for making a part 2 hope there will be more

[@carsonstreet7118]

Part 3

[@American_horror_show]

part 3???

[@GoodGirlLuna3]

I can't afford to lose that prophecy, my favorite crystal golem familiar's on the line! I crafted it myself, I'm quite proud of it. It makes me feel a way comparable to how what you would call a 'crow' feels when it spots something really shiny and pretty.

[@togahimiko7203]

This is such a great series but only two parts?!?!?
Him: oh no I don’t have any kids I gotta give my full attention to the cause
Me: I am disappointed you don’t have kids the religion could always use more followers…

[@weirdoonatabel]

Please please please do part 3 🙏🥺

[@Lexi-Clawthorn]

Hi

[@R0seGh0st]

Please give us more!!!!! I love this idea

[@Emlo__]

Loving the p2s

[@fluoridee]

Love this duo

[@notyou8798]

Love this one

[@luner_spirit]

I need par 3 this is hilarious

[@detective3424]

You dare question the words of me!😂

[@agent_red108]

When will next part come

[@Someone-rw1rh]

❤