@Pasta or die PS. do not mock the Uchiha oh I understand. The only reason I've gotten into the Country humans fandom is because I'm growing increasingly more of a history nerd but... Only WW1, WW2, Victorian ara, and sorta kind of midevil history (they had absolutely awesome wepons) that mixed with the fact I'm a ... Sort of a weeb ... TH-cam recommended country humans, I don't really understand most shipping other than England and France, and I can sort of understand Finland and Estonia but I kind of think of them as brothers and I'm not Alabamian so yeah no. Sorry I go on a lot of rants and it doesn't make me a very likable person. Sorry for bothering you. I'm very sorry.
The fact that Australia never attacked New Zealand makes me smile. Edit: Guys, New Zealand isn’t part of Australia. It’s an independent country (I made this edit because people argued about it in the replies.)
Gray: Well they still haven't taken new zealand Australia: - Pats kiwis on heads- they are our little brother. No one touches our little brother. Not even us.
At the start when you were listing what was wrong with Australia, I thought you meant actual Australia. And I live here. - “The legal drinking age is 15” I’m like “oh 12 on private properties”
There's actually no laws about the minimum age to drink alcohol or smoke at all haha. It's legal for a parent or legal guardian to give a minor alcohol on private property haha
"I don't even know what to call the Australian Goverment, it's a kind of they do whatever they want" you know what? its true in real life. us Aussies don't know whats going on, we barely know who the heck our PM is right now truth be told.
Truth be told, if the current PM is from the Libs, doesn't really matter who they are, they're all as useless as each other. The country is literally on fire and they've got their thumbs in their arses.
@@LlamasAtMidnight you're f****** bluffing my city had a grand record of -60 yeah you heard me -60 you don't have to inhale the pain I have to inhale the pain as a frozen ghost most cars didn't start that day everyone was trapped inside it's sealed the door shut because it was so cold you don't know how much pain it did to both of the houses that we lived in we couldn't even open the wooden door to get to the second door. And also I don't live in Russia I live in America I live in Illinois that happened about two to three years a go so don't inhale like you think you're actually dying I know bro just have to inhale the pain that someone else in the same situation as you are but it's much more worse on that year it was snowing in March-april it was cold as hell during spring
@Amy Cooper Waltzing Matilda belong to the yanks. Plus, most people only know the chorus for Down Under and We Are Australian. Be grateful we have the capacity to remember at least one verse of our national anthem.
@Amy Cooper I learned all of the verses OUTSIDE of school. They did try to teach kids all of the verses, but no one ever sang all 5 verses for Advance Australia Day, so there was no point. Why didn't they enforce it at school? Because schools have to spend more time getting their NAPLAN results looking good, rather than actually teaching curriculum.
Yeah, Advance Australia fair is so poorly known that I bet most of us didn't even know the last few verses existed. XD Still, we sang it often enough in school, so... Eh. Have to say that song is going to be super-weird in 2000 years, if Australia as it currently stands survives that long. Opening line after all is: 'Australians let us all rejoice for we are young and free'. Yeah. 2250 years young last week. xD
Did y'all notice how New Zealand seemed to escape all this mayhem while still being one of the CLOSEST countries to Australia? My guess is that New Zealand actually STARTED it all but was simply using Australia as its 'puppet'. How many New Zealand lives were sacrificed? ZERO
Considering we have the largest population of sheep then any other country. Its understandable that we picked up behavioral traits, such as been followers 🤣
So uh, we fought a war against emus once. We lost. Emus are kinda terrifying, and extremely difficult to hit with machine gun fire. Seriously, check out the Emu War on Wikipedia.
You seem surprised Australia started making their own nukes. We have 30% of the worlds Uranium, we just never got prodded hard enough to bother using it ourselves, you set the parameters for everyone's deaths by angering the Aussies :P
we have lots of Nuclear testing data too and lots Universities so it would be really trivial to start production the main reason we have not is probably to do with the rumors that there are USA Nukes on many of the shared Military bases why build them ourselves if we can just borrow and never return them(after they explode) from the USA?
Jesus H. Christ. If I had a nickel for every time I heard one of those bullshit 'France are cowards' jokes, I'd be richer than Jeff Bezos. If it hadn't been for WW2, nobody would be making those jokes today. A whole bunch of countries fell to Germany in much less time than France.
@@matthewchristiansen9978 A whole bunch including which industrialized countries? I'll remind you that Finland stopped the Soviets and drove Germans out, with a fraction of the populace of France. No, France didn't do particularly well. Spain had Franco (a kindred spirit of Hitler), Italy had Mussolini and was an axis power. What do you have left that's comparable to France and fell fast? Granted, Germany had tons of resources at that point, but France made a stupid assumption and paid for it. You can't say joking about France falling fast is baseless. Note that I'm not saying they are cowards. I'm saying they weren't the most strategically savvy people.
yeah.. but like the man said- we were takin over country after country; absorbing our new "countrymen" into manditory national service of five years. yeah. lotsa cannon fodder to deploy.. uh-huh
"I come from a land all over..." Clearly when the Aussies take over, they also conscript all the local wildlife too, give it some Australian flair and send it to the front.
The Australians have gathered in this important event in history. We have our national anthem, The Land Down Under, playing behind us as we all do the Nutbush dance. Steve Irwin watches us from above, our little brother New Zealand is at our support. We will win. Authorised by Australian Government Canberra.
WarlordSquerk nah nah, it’s a good song but it’s not an Aussie Song.... our anthem is Waltzing Matilda and Advance Australia Fair in the more formal settings (that’s actually legitimate and we have 4 official national anthems, the other 2 are song of Australia and God Save the Queen (played on Royal occasions)).
Australia *takes over world* Britain “GO MY CHILD. WORLD DOMINATION!” (2 minuets later) Britain “AUSTRALIA WTF STAY OUT WHY YOU DO THIS TO YOUR FATHER!?”
"Tigers, Lions, Dinosaurs," Nah m8 we have way WAY worse then all of those combined. Magpies, Emus, Red kangaroos And the most dangerous of them all, Koalas. Those damn drop bears
2:00 im crying, Gray you can go by saying, everything that moves in Australia, is trying to kill you! Even some plants that dont move, still, they are trying to kill you!
@@d13sel51 They had to wait for the Legendary bagguete Battalion, entrusted with the most important mission of the entire conflict, rescue the white flag behind Enemy lines.
The reason why Australia doesn't have to touch New Zealand: It's already pretty much Australian, we already claim all of their best stuff for ourselves anyway. And we love Kiwi's
I think technically it was the world against Australia...although just like Australia absorbed a totally illogical number of armed forces, I should have looked to see if they absorbed everyone's debt as well. Because then the world still has crippling debt, it just happens that the world is Australia.
I promise you, when Australia takes over the world there will be beer, public holidays, laid back lifestyles all over the place - we can get a bit of koala magic happening - doped out peace out - No worries mate. Every body will be happy
Yeh we can rock out with our cocks out and jam out with some clams out while the muslims take over again I don’t think the asians are coming back this time hahhahaha
Have you ever thought that Us Aussies should use our native animals as weapons of war, for example; Emus: Strategic Land Soldiers. Magpies; Air Force. Platipus; Navy. Blue Ringed Octopus; Marines. Spiders; To be found in vehicles by the enemy to scare the driver so they crash (Spider Fright). Kangaroos; Melee footmen (You know how muscular they are). Koalas; Cute distraction tactics and snipers. That's just the beginning ;)
Australia: *Writes strongly worded letter to France* France: Maybe we don't wanna deal with boa constrictor carrying lazer beams riding on top of mec warriors Me: Yes we definitely have those in Australia
Australia: _takes over the world_
Great Britain: I raised that boy!
427Arbok Australia: This is what you get for kicking me out of the house, dad!
As an Australian. This would be the world if we still had our nukes (kin Jon un: *silently* oh so Australia is not a threat to my great nation.)
Oh God this is so much potential for country humans memes
@Pasta or die PS. do not mock the Uchiha no, why?
@Pasta or die PS. do not mock the Uchiha oh I understand. The only reason I've gotten into the Country humans fandom is because I'm growing increasingly more of a history nerd but... Only WW1, WW2, Victorian ara, and sorta kind of midevil history (they had absolutely awesome wepons) that mixed with the fact I'm a ... Sort of a weeb ... TH-cam recommended country humans, I don't really understand most shipping other than England and France, and I can sort of understand Finland and Estonia but I kind of think of them as brothers and I'm not Alabamian so yeah no. Sorry I go on a lot of rants and it doesn't make me a very likable person. Sorry for bothering you. I'm very sorry.
world: "hey australia knock it off"
Australia: "yeah, nah."
Yeah,nah for sure
Australia: knocks off 2 more countries
‘yeah nah yeah’
im an aussie not funny
Perfect Aussie response.
Australlia went from "The Land Down Under" To "The Land All Over"
Naruku2121 wait till the magpies and emus spread
When they say down under they mean hell
Men At Work has now become Men At War.
Nice
I come from the land all over!
The fact that Australia never attacked New Zealand makes me smile.
Edit: Guys, New Zealand isn’t part of Australia. It’s an independent country (I made this edit because people argued about it in the replies.)
They're our little brother🙂
All the New Zealander’s live in Australia anyway
@@mrgoose3453 I love this comment so much and I'm Aussie, not Kiwi
Where else are we supposed to get our pav
They have no strategic import, and we basically already own them anyway.
Gray: Well they still haven't taken new zealand
Australia: - Pats kiwis on heads- they are our little brother. No one touches our little brother. Not even us.
I like to think our war on the UK was a bit like us screaming: "we're backkkkkkk!"
The English would say we were returning to the scene of the crime.
@@super_3410 you dont get a opinion roblox profile picture
they just did
I LOVE that idea , that'd make a GREAT Countryhumans comic
Authorised by the Australian Government, Canberra.
(Edited)
I read that as fast as they say it
Australian Wi-Fi lol
the new south wales government canberra he says. two different states buddy.
Do you mean "authorised by the Australian government Canberra"
Lol
“Australia doesn’t do anything”
Us aussies: yes
Yes
We did the thing with the fukin um
Yeah the cenno yeah *itches neck*
I’ll comment later.
Haha
We created wifi and helped the US in every war since WW1
Australia: *sets things on fire*
Also Australia: We know a thing or two because we've seen thing or two
Yes
Sad yes
Amen 🇦🇺❤️🙌🏾💯🤣
We are Farmers bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
*yes*
As an Australian I can confirm that we have the most dangerous animal in the world
Magpies
Yes
No there’s something more scary.... the emus D:
And the most killer insult...bin chicken
Plover mum with babies nearby
No.......drop bears
“I gave the world crippling debt and this is what happened”
*AUSTRALIA*
Maybe there is a silver lining to changing Prime Ministers every 6 months after all
Matt Norris
I mean it’s better than getting stuck with some tangerine with corn silk for hair for 4 years lol
STRAYA
Fixed that for you
@@thedingo23 That will be 8 years Harley.
@@thedingo23 would you rather 1 demon over 4 years? Or 8 of them?
Australia vs Canada: A song of Ice and Fire
Daggerman105 - suddenly we make peace and make out because our only differences is that one sides hot and the others cold
Yeah sorry about that Canada. We just needed some fresh ice for our esky. Gotta keep the drinks cold for our new mates in the military. 🍻
Nothing burns like the cold.
Gorge R R Martin.
😂
Even though it can get fairly cold over here, like freezing point cold
But yeah it also gets very hot here
I’m Australian and I can confirm this would’ve happened to the world if we didn’t lose the war with the emu’s. The emu war crippled our country
RIP
At the start when you were listing what was wrong with Australia, I thought you meant actual Australia. And I live here.
- “The legal drinking age is 15”
I’m like “oh 12 on private properties”
True true
There's actually no laws about the minimum age to drink alcohol or smoke at all haha. It's legal for a parent or legal guardian to give a minor alcohol on private property haha
@@baileyhellmuth5526 so true , it's only illegal to purchase alcohol under the age of 18
Bailey Hellmuth it’s illegal to for a minor to drink or be provided alcohol
Bailey Hellmuth but I mean if you’re drinking underage you’re fucked anyway.
"Drinking age is 15 and the speed limit is 150 mph."
Ah, Mad Max goes global
Australia to the world: Witness Me!
thats just a part of Australia called the NORTHERN TERRITORY... for real!!!
Lol
In Australia The Law To Drink Is like 13+ Smoking Like 20+ And To Play Luwegi Board Is 8+ ???? XD I Love Living In Australia
@@lesliegrayson1722XD yeah
"I don't even know what to call the Australian Goverment, it's a kind of they do whatever they want"
you know what? its true in real life. us Aussies don't know whats going on, we barely know who the heck our PM is right now truth be told.
I mean it took me months to realise our PM changed from Turnbull to Scomo 😂
I don't even know who our pm is anymore, and I'm 25 in nsw
Truth be told, if the current PM is from the Libs, doesn't really matter who they are, they're all as useless as each other. The country is literally on fire and they've got their thumbs in their arses.
Scomo right?
Pretty Much 😬
Grey: "Australians, remember the cold fronts that Canada has to deal with?"
Me looking out the window at walls of flames, "You know what...?"
I mean we would like Canada's water.
As an Australian Canadian you do not understand the cold in Canada. It can get to -25 C. It is pain. Just pain
@@LlamasAtMidnight you're f****** bluffing my city had a grand record of -60 yeah you heard me -60 you don't have to inhale the pain I have to inhale the pain as a frozen ghost most cars didn't start that day everyone was trapped inside it's sealed the door shut because it was so cold you don't know how much pain it did to both of the houses that we lived in we couldn't even open the wooden door to get to the second door. And also I don't live in Russia I live in America I live in Illinois that happened about two to three years a go so don't inhale like you think you're actually dying I know bro just have to inhale the pain that someone else in the same situation as you are but it's much more worse on that year it was snowing in March-april it was cold as hell during spring
@@destroyerofgalaxys youd die so dats cap
@@LlamasAtMidnight only -25, I have experienced -40
As an Australian, this makes me happy.
Advance Australia Fair.
ADVANCCCCCEEE AUSTRALIAAAAAAA FAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@Amy Cooper Waltzing Matilda belong to the yanks. Plus, most people only know the chorus for Down Under and We Are Australian.
Be grateful we have the capacity to remember at least one verse of our national anthem.
@Amy Cooper I learned all of the verses OUTSIDE of school. They did try to teach kids all of the verses, but no one ever sang all 5 verses for Advance Australia Day, so there was no point.
Why didn't they enforce it at school? Because schools have to spend more time getting their NAPLAN results looking good, rather than actually teaching curriculum.
As an American, I for one welcome our Australian overlords.
Yeah, Advance Australia fair is so poorly known that I bet most of us didn't even know the last few verses existed. XD
Still, we sang it often enough in school, so... Eh.
Have to say that song is going to be super-weird in 2000 years, if Australia as it currently stands survives that long.
Opening line after all is: 'Australians let us all rejoice for we are young and free'.
Yeah. 2250 years young last week. xD
When Australia owns everything, we call it Allstralia
Underrated joke
Not everything, there's still 5 other countries left!
@@psychoaiko666 Thanks for noticing mate, we'll get them right away
haha funny
No that's communist Australia
World: We declare war.
Aus: Cheers m8.
Battle of Tan. That tells you what you need to about Australian troops vs population.
As an Australian, we approve this takeover.
Trekzone too right 😂😂, New South Wales represent xD
Banana Bender Boi Right Here
As a florda man, I Declair war
😂
jessicles23 don’t forget Victoria!
As an Australian, I approve this content
Please rise for the international anthem
DOWN UNDER PLAYS LOUDLY
No
Our TH-cam ads:
*VOTE LABOUR*
*VOTE SCOTT MORRISON*
*VOTE FOR THE UNITED AUSTRALIAN PARTY*
As an American I am now forced to pledge allegiance to our Australian overlords.
They took over the Philippines first because of the basketbrawl situation right?
Did y'all notice how New Zealand seemed to escape all this mayhem while still being one of the CLOSEST countries to Australia?
My guess is that New Zealand actually STARTED it all but was simply using Australia as its 'puppet'.
How many New Zealand lives were sacrificed? ZERO
"The British Empire was the largest empire of all time"
Australia: *hold my vegemite*
TheRagingInfernape and my bottlo
TheRagingInfernape YASSSS
Hold my vb
Hold my fairy bread and protests
Vegemite? Don't you mean fosters? Because ya know, that's what the aussies drink.
Gray: Australians do nothing on their own
Us Australians: Sounds about right
Well you’re dandy at starting fires on your own
" HEY STOP MAKING VAILD POINTS"
Blame scomo
That scene towards the end of Independance Day is so accurate.
Considering we have the largest population of sheep then any other country.
Its understandable that we picked up behavioral traits, such as been followers 🤣
"Australia doesn't do anything"
Australia: "Let's go do stuff"
World: " why do I hear Boss music?"
Lol
*[Emu sounds intensify]*
Gray: “Over in Australia things are just, freakin wild.
Me: “You don’t say?”
Yeah, my reaction was the one Gray uses as one of his sound effects; the dad-from-Home-Improvement caveman grunt of confusion. "UuhhH?" 🙂
Yea... all the lions and tigers.
sooo true i would know XD
ben trimble “UuhhH!!!??”
Eggsn Bakon “Who doesn’t love em”
i like how australia and new zealand never fought,just shows how much like brothers they are
boring productions All I can say is ANZAC
*ANZAC!!!*
Except for sport
Yeah they fight like brothers as well
Aussies don't despise Kiwis just their stupid *woke* Prime Minister LOL 🤣
"They haven't touched New Zealand yet"
That's because NZ is our little brother. Nobody messes with NZ, not even us.
New Zealand is the population reserve of Australia
NZ is what happens when Canadians meet Australians
People usually say NZ is to AUS what Canada is to USA, but that's wrong. We're more like what Mexico is to USA.
@@beyondmythoughts4288 nah, we just saw what happens when Australia and Canada meet🤣
@@psychoaiko666 haha, as an Australian, i can confirm that, given the ability, we would probably take over the world.
You see, we Australians have taught our tanks to swim.
Gheez smart people..
And we taught our cassowaries to waterbend
Our smart l, little military tanks. So proud.
Yes and the government is now gonna give us funds to create flying tarantulas :D
Well we kind of had to cos we tried to teach our submarines to swim, but, let’s face it. Things . . . went wrong.
As an Australian, i 100% approve of this content
WATCH OUT AN EMU!
@@pinkyuri5 no u
900 dollarydoos?
@@pinkyuri5 get a sense of humour man
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR!!!!
the tanks were actually emus and the planes were magpies
we own the world now
S m 0 l C 0 f f 3 3 the world is ours
Our bullets are the claws of Koalas, they do +Poison damage.
we shal hang those who oppose us with snakes and feed them spider eggs
@@vsauce_johnny2516 all that chlamydia
So uh, we fought a war against emus once.
We lost.
Emus are kinda terrifying, and extremely difficult to hit with machine gun fire.
Seriously, check out the Emu War on Wikipedia.
You seem surprised Australia started making their own nukes. We have 30% of the worlds Uranium, we just never got prodded hard enough to bother using it ourselves, you set the parameters for everyone's deaths by angering the Aussies :P
Bobsyagod Yes don’t anger us Aussie their will be an attack of bombs, emus, kangaroos and worst of all MAGPIES
we have lots of Nuclear testing data too and lots Universities so it would be really trivial to start production the main reason we have not is probably to do with the rumors that there are USA Nukes on many of the shared Military bases why build them ourselves if we can just borrow and never return them(after they explode) from the USA?
@@fanboo6918 god forbid we send the cassowary
Correct me if im wrong, i think aussie dont give a fck nuking the world.
@Ella Ashton my uncle is in oz workers union.... to memory I believe he said they mine it but they don't refine it....
Britain: *My dear boy.. My time has come.. I entrust my legacy onto you.*
Australia: *All good, Dad, she'll be right.*
"France somehow fell -- from halfway across the world -- to Australia." It's France, what did you expect?
Those fuckers needed some outback dunnys and decent beer in their lives... XD
Jesus H. Christ. If I had a nickel for every time I heard one of those bullshit 'France are cowards' jokes, I'd be richer than Jeff Bezos. If it hadn't been for WW2, nobody would be making those jokes today. A whole bunch of countries fell to Germany in much less time than France.
@@matthewchristiansen9978 A whole bunch including which industrialized countries? I'll remind you that Finland stopped the Soviets and drove Germans out, with a fraction of the populace of France. No, France didn't do particularly well. Spain had Franco (a kindred spirit of Hitler), Italy had Mussolini and was an axis power. What do you have left that's comparable to France and fell fast?
Granted, Germany had tons of resources at that point, but France made a stupid assumption and paid for it. You can't say joking about France falling fast is baseless. Note that I'm not saying they are cowards. I'm saying they weren't the most strategically savvy people.
WWII reserve finally might do something
@@matthewchristiansen9978 but it's funny
they lost that war so quickly and all
"Australia sporting 576 million army men"
> Australia population is is 24.6 million
> Seems legit
Merc army intensifies
Edit: with a dash of conscription
yeah.. but like the man said- we were takin over country after country; absorbing our new "countrymen" into manditory national service of five years. yeah. lotsa cannon fodder to deploy.. uh-huh
We feed our enemies to our blood thirsty Emu hordes
They multiply
All cannon
Someone hasn't heard of the Great Emu war - that army statistic included our Kangaroo, Emus and Dingos.
LOL
Australia, finishing what the British Empire started.
Exactly
bruh
Until soon they take over the British Empire themselves. It reminds me of a story not even the jedi tell.
@@epiccarrot88 We're pissed at being a commonwealth so we're taking all of them. Oh and some Asian powers.
And they stopped by in Britain to seize the royal family.
“In Australia you can drink at 15”
Dude we already do lmao
Eyja Remati not legally, but who’s that gonna stop?
@@erinbarker4310 you can with parental supervision
Oliver Connor
I’m a dickhead and this is law.
And most kids smoke at 13/14
@phil osophical I smoked at 13 all my friends did and it seems kids still are. At least in North Queensland that is.
As an Australian, I 100% prove that this is how we are. We do nothing and procrastinate until we have to
lmao i love the vid
"I come from a land all over..."
Clearly when the Aussies take over, they also conscript all the local wildlife too, give it some Australian flair and send it to the front.
The Australians have gathered in this important event in history. We have our national anthem, The Land Down Under, playing behind us as we all do the Nutbush dance. Steve Irwin watches us from above, our little brother New Zealand is at our support. We will win.
Authorised by Australian Government Canberra.
Yes.
luna authorisedbytheaustraliangovernmentcanberra
That's incorrect - our national anthem is 'Land Down Under' by Men at Work
"Authorised by Australian Government Canberra." I fuckin heard that XD
WarlordSquerk nah nah, it’s a good song but it’s not an Aussie Song.... our anthem is Waltzing Matilda and Advance Australia Fair in the more formal settings (that’s actually legitimate and we have 4 official national anthems, the other 2 are song of Australia and God Save the Queen (played on Royal occasions)).
The screams of “OI OI OI” can be heard across the globe. This is what happens when we get too many bushfire donations
Aussie Aussie Aussie...
*Gray:* Australia sporting now 576 million military people
*Me:* That’s more bloody people than the ones that live here mate
KaiKai1077 :p really? 576 million is more than 26 million? Wow. I hope you didn’t hurt your tiny little brain working that’s one out.
someone's a little butthurt
Nearly twice the population of the United States, too
Australia: G’day mate!
Rest of the world: (gulp)
gray:i dont see any tanks
me:one two three four five six seven
hmmm
STRAYA!!!
The great Australian beer famine
tim tams for all
Gray: people are drinking at 15 and the speed limit is 150 km an hour
Me: yep sounds about right
It's basically any country town in Aus.
Toasty McGee it’s illegal not to drink in the town I live in
@Captain Feesh Max legal speed, that is.
Yep
Captain Feesh 110 miles per hour is fast still
Australia *takes over world*
Britain “GO MY CHILD. WORLD DOMINATION!”
(2 minuets later)
Britain “AUSTRALIA WTF STAY OUT WHY YOU DO THIS TO YOUR FATHER!?”
I see you're a hetalian lol
Katherine Tossell indeed, I see you’re cultured too
Ok well technically the originals of Australia were the aboriginals but ok sure
Annika FW It’s a joke you boring kid
Privet fellow hetalian~!
Become one with Russia,da? ^J^
The world wasn't prepared for Australia's army of Combat Wombats
Sounds like an Inner West soccer team...
Aussie stamp of approval
You get bonus points for that wordplay.
I think they were using bullets tipped with platypus venom.
Wombats with freaking lasers
And thought we were too busy
working out how to filter salt water so we dont die. Proof that
Australia want's to kill themselves
Grey: You don’t have to worry about South Korea only South Australia.
Australians: wait we have to worry about a state of our own?
I was confused first too haha
Yeah I don’t think he realised it was State🤣
Everyone is worried about south Australia
Actually they’re doing a great job with energy conservation. We could all learn a thing or two from them.
Good thing I’m from WA
"Drinking age is 15"
"Speed limit is 150 mph"
"No speed regulation"
"Guns are legal"
"Prostitution is legal"
"Drugs are legal"
At least one is right
That is true
Speed regulations is the correct one.
@@coolsceegaming6178 nope it's 120 Kmph
Yeah I dunno how we should survive without legal prostitution
Drinking Age: as long as there is an Adult Australians 15 and Onwards can legally drink.
"Tigers, Lions, Dinosaurs,"
Nah m8 we have way WAY worse then all of those combined.
Magpies, Emus, Red kangaroos And the most dangerous of them all,
Koalas. Those damn drop bears
Australia:
*SWIGGITY SWOOTY, I'M COMING FOR DJIBOUTI!*
Well done!
When i saw this i laughed so hard i actually started choking
A single kiwi bird: big brother I'm scared of what you are doing
Australia: **demonic sounds**
Epic mate. :)
Why must you attack my nation?
2:00 im crying, Gray you can go by saying, everything that moves in Australia, is trying to kill you! Even some plants that dont move, still, they are trying to kill you!
"I, for one, welcome our Australian overlords."
@@Ben_Dover753 Excellent, we can put you to work in the New Zealand sheep farms...
"Mate" as a greeting is now mandatory.
We are coming to take over your countries dude. Hahahah.
@Joshua Harman good lad
All rise for the anthem of the global regime
th-cam.com/video/XfR9iY5y94s/w-d-xo.html
"I made the standard work week 60 hours"
Yes. If you want to own a home in Australia that's what you need to do for 20 years
parents: would you like to go to australia?
me: which one?
parents: what?
We're already in Australia and we don't even know it.
Zesty Zora you really love a german teacher wearing swimming goggles?
Lmfao
"They still haven't touched New Zealand" and we never will.
new zealand:thank god we made ANZAC or that would have been a real whoper
We tried though, new Zealand was actually invited to the federation but they declined
Australia already owns New Zealand, what are you guys talking about... lol
Nathanael Zirps are you dumb
Thank god they havent, bogan prisoners 😂
Australia:man I’m bored
Rest of world: 😰
I'm confused what is this *rest* of the world
"If you throw enough rockets at Australia, they'll go away"
Please, i've been hit by a kangaroo, a rocket is nothing.
I have too, I can agree
Honestly they can kill you pretty easily so fair enough.
..... what if you give the rockets TO the kangaroos
Please sir i have been kicked in the testicles by a kangaroo. A rocket is NOTHING
@@Hectilius In that case, no one can look at skippy the bush kangaroo the same way ever again.
When he doesn’t realise there is an actual state called South Australia
Cherrypopper my home state lol
luke morphett yep same
Haha I’m in NSW but I was born in WA 😂
Little_Luna_Playz Gaming you were born in a good place
Flame8 Yeah, I know 😂
As an Australian I never clicked so fast
i wasa gonna like but it is on 69 likes i asutralian to
I love watching my country taking over the world
same haha
Wassup my Australian peeps 😂😂😂
@Bling Bling Boi hahahahaha
I am australian and I can confirm that this actually happened
iirc France surrendered a lot earlier than this
@@d13sel51 They had to wait for the Legendary bagguete Battalion, entrusted with the most important mission of the entire conflict, rescue the white flag behind Enemy lines.
Yet we lost to the emus
thanks for confirming, I was wondering about that
Gray: dangers of Australia
Tigers, lions, dinosaurs
Me an Australian: MAGPIES, THOSE DAMN MAN EATING MAGPIES
I agree xD
But the maggies are good for swooping, the enemy will be shocked!
Hey we have the pygmy plant, the only thing that would scare the magpies.
@@kyalavender-williams9285 only if they turn vegan
Im an aussie and i totally agree
australia: *is literally curb stomping every country in existance*
Italy: this is a good time to declare war on them
reading dis was funny cause ur profile pic is the Australian flag as the US
Alejandra Arriaga it’s literally Australia with its flag over it turned upsidedown where did you get the US flag from?
Italy against a growing government and military is complete devastation for italy.
Lmao
Even if I'm 9 moths late
My country is stupid even in simulations
Australians may be able to take over the world
But we would still loose to emu’s
Swirls ! Don’t mention the war
@@benbrooks566 The emu's won the opening battle, but if you look into it, we did win the war.
If we got the emus on our side we could dominate the world
@@tangles01 by developing a revolutionary war weapon, the weapon to end all wars.
The fence.
@@zachariasprice3762 That and the few thousand they did end up killing
The reason why Australia doesn't have to touch New Zealand: It's already pretty much Australian, we already claim all of their best stuff for ourselves anyway. And we love Kiwi's
Except during sporting events :P
@@SolidState.Official yeah of course haha
Lmao we don’t want those sheep shaggers
we want to take them last so we can negotiate for jacinda
Except Whittakers
as an Australian i feel a strong sense of pride after watching this
i dunno, maybe we should take over the world.
Yeah lets go
You can take my country. It's politicians suck and we have other problems too
I'm not australian but I support your cause
Yes.
a flock of emu's...drop bear commando's & hoop snakes hiding in roo pouches...mate...it is over
**stands litterally anywhere** "I'M IN AUSTRALIA,THIS IS MY DREAM VACATION,WOO-HOO" 🤣
Litter
Litter
The Australians don't build nukes anymore, they farm them.
Prime Minister: Mmm yes let me just check on our crops how are they doing good sir
Farmer: They should be ready harvest and fire in about 2 days sir
@@outcastwyvern6938 I mean they nuked a Emu field once. So why not Chernobyl esque emus
SO A FARMER PLANTS BOMB SEEDS IN THE GROUND AND A MONTH LATER THEY PLUCK IT OUT THE GROUND???
IM AUSTRALIAN WE DONT HAVE NUKES AT ALL WE ARE FRIENDLY!!
Australia's motto in this timeline is "We Do Not Sow"
As an Australian I can tell you that those water tredding tanks are powered by crocodiles.
It’s DingusMcDingus INTERIOR CROCODILE ALIGATOR
It’s DingusMcDingus and drop bears do exsist they just dont attack the locals
Powered by crocodiles wearing crocs
that's one way to help our farmers military funding. Genius...
Crikey,good thing I watch a Australian youtuber to act like a australian
“Australia is burning everything”
*oh how the tables have turned*
the burning became the burners
UN: Australia, have you been doing bad things?
Australia: Yeah, nah. We've been out and about an' you know so basically yeah nah yeah.
UN: ...someone decode that?
We found the easiest way to confuse people, which allows us to get away with anything
We don't touch New Zealand because he is our little brother. No one touches him, not even us.
Hay2 wait a second.... haven’t I seen this before...
@@dropbearwillkill5826 I don't know, maybe you have, maybe you haven't 🤔🤔 who knows.
🤔
Naww
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I think the video was accidentally mistitled. I think it was supposed to be saying "I Set Australia Against the World and This Happened."
I think technically it was the world against Australia...although just like Australia absorbed a totally illogical number of armed forces, I should have looked to see if they absorbed everyone's debt as well. Because then the world still has crippling debt, it just happens that the world is Australia.
we will r i s e
@@GrayStillPlays if it owns the world, it doesn't need to pay it's debt, it cab forgive it's own debt
cannot really agree
@@1mol831 I thought the point of debt is that it has to be paid...
4:25
Gray: "now you just have to worry about South Australia"
Australians: "We're always worried about South Australia"
Why y’all worried about us
@Midas The Moth Because its South Australia
@@aussieendeavor3679 i mean yeah we are pretty worrying
You guys border all other states we have, why shouldn’t we worry
Me, an Australian: *Sees thumbnail*
Me: *Clicks so hard*
I Australian I’ll prove it I live in N.S.W Sydney
I agree with u there.
Same I smashed the button so hard
I live in golden bay, Perth, WA
From ACT
Australia: Starts taking over Filipines and Indochina
France: I think we should surrender, just in case
Xoruam
As a Filipino, I am offended by you’re spelling of Philippines.
@@primeribgaming2681 Weird flex, but OK.
INDIA fought agains Australia and won... Australia failed to capture INDIA.. lul🤣🤣
India must have imported Emus
@@Xoruam it's called Philippines, and how is he flexing lmao
Of course we haven't touched New Zealand. They're our friends!
Why haven't you touched the Netherlands or Belgium then?
@@TheDinoWarrior weed and chocolate
@@bonnypop5764 Valid answer, also beer cuz they didnt touch Germany either
Australia beats up its own mother, but leaves its best friend alone.
Did you touch Denmark? We all know what they do.... Fnaar, Fnaar.... Bacon.
Australia invading the uk// every aussie seeing this: the moment I’ve being waiting for
No matter how strong australia is they never defeat the mighty
EMU
1932. Never forget!
If aliens ever invade Earth, we just gotta call up our boys over in Australia... Steve Irwin will become the world's religion
It already is
@Darwin Saint Sounds good to me!
Wrestling a crocodile will be mandatory when you are born.
@@randomreferencer2336 its not that special to wrestle crocs, its kinda normal.
aye
I promise you, when Australia takes over the world there will be beer, public holidays, laid back lifestyles all over the place - we can get a bit of koala magic happening - doped out peace out - No worries mate. Every body will be happy
When recreational weed is finally legal
Jennifer Gosling exept for the debt
@@hebpennington We will own everything .... there will be no debt, : )
And if don't like the rules a Kangaroo will RKO ya mate
Yeh we can rock out with our cocks out and jam out with some clams out while the muslims take over again I don’t think the asians are coming back this time hahhahaha
Have you ever thought that Us Aussies should use our native animals as weapons of war, for example; Emus: Strategic Land Soldiers. Magpies; Air Force. Platipus; Navy. Blue Ringed Octopus; Marines. Spiders; To be found in vehicles by the enemy to scare the driver so they crash (Spider Fright). Kangaroos; Melee footmen (You know how muscular they are). Koalas; Cute distraction tactics and snipers.
That's just the beginning ;)
KAR98K y e s thats an idea
We can use cassowaries as calvary.
When I get a popup for a new Gray vid, I think "New game. Damnit."
new gray, damnit.
Saaame
YES
When the Gray way is too much
"New top comment, damn it."
When you're a proud Australian.. and this video roasts us like hell
I mean we are ignored but my my the attention for once
This was a roast? Everything stated seemed legit to me as an Australian
I mean...we have the roos and emus in Area 51 ready for war....sooooo...this doesn't roast us...well me actually.
*FEAR THE EMU.*
Better visit Australia before Australia visits you
Australia: *Writes strongly worded letter to France*
France: Maybe we don't wanna deal with boa constrictor carrying lazer beams riding on top of mec warriors
Me: Yes we definitely have those in Australia
"The Australian government just does whatever it wants" I mean yeah basically
*goes on holiday to Hawaii because its on fire and wants no responsibly
for the past 30 years
Actually the Australian government just does whatever the US wants
I mean, look at who they let be prime minister, pretty much right
When Australia takes over the world, everything but Australia, is called The Outback of Australia.
Roman Kvapil someone: hey where are you from
Someone else: well it used to be France but now it’s called whoop whoop
@@jesyrose5802 Africa as a whole would be "the back of Burke"
Northern Europe would be "way out to buggery"!
Except nz
Usa : i fear no man , but *Australia* , it scares me.
Australia: *start war*
France: I SURRENDER
Also France: Sorry, Force of habit
And the dutch were like: "Yeahh bro we were neutral in ww1 sooooo"
*apply to burn area* 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha,,,,,so true. Good on that.
French win most of major war in europe dumbass.
You know the song Hello by Ice Cube where he says "It's my son, he's hurting me."
That's exactly how the UK felt when Australia declared war on them.
I started this Gangsta Shieeet...
Next time give everyone debt EXCEPT for Greece
that's what i was going to write, good thinking btw
Not that I'm complaining (I am half Greek and therefore a Greek citizen after all), but why Greece?
@@notagoat281 Because Greece is in lots of debt
@@oofbekistan8469 : Oh, right. It's been so long I kind of forgot.
Oh the Irony!
The tanks were carried by magpies
The magpies flew them
Our b21 bombers are actually magpies
Harley Allison yes the evil magpies
And then after that we flew them into battle!
UK: We see you're taking a lot of land, how about giving up some for the commonwealth or well have to take it from you.
Australia: You fken wot mate?
As an aussie, I can confirm this is our bottled up angst, and we'd do it if we all weren't drunk on beers all the time
Gray: We don't have to worry about South Korea anymore but now we have to worry about South Australia
Me: South Australia already exists
"I don't even know what to call the Australian Government"
don't worry mate, neither do we xD
i know what to call it.
a bloody circus. compleat with clowns and a ring leader
@@furryfromfinley3602 couldn't have said it better myself dude
Just call them dickheads
@@benwalker1744 that works too 🤣
@@ldrapley as a great Australian once said "professionals have standards"
i'd like to think Australian soldiers invading the UK landed are were like "We have come to seize the queen and the union jack"
I feel like wed invade and just replace all the marmite with vegemite and put gloe in the dark southern cross stars on the union flag
@EmmaAppleBerry That is exactly what we would do.
If unicorns existed that would be incredibly deadly and they would also be Australian
New drinking game: Take a sip every time he says "Australia"
This pleases me as an Australian.
Well, off to get drunk on vegimite
Aussie! Aussie!! Aussie!!!
Hears the ever encroaching sound of...
*OI* *OI* *OI's* in the distance
RIOT
*Australia doesn't touch NZ*
it's cause we are their sister country 😂 even in games they respect us lmao.
We never respected you, we tolerate you
@@Sab1th oof savage but yet it's so true😂
@@Sab1th 😂
@@Sab1th Critical hit!