OSHO: My Whole Life is Full of Jokes
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- "Gautam Buddha said as his last statement: "Be a light unto yourself." The day I leave the body please remind me, so that I can make my last statement: "Be a joke unto yourself." That is far more joyful than being a light unto yourself." Osho
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Hello! I'm looking for an Osho joke that I heard a long time ago, but now I can't find it. The joke consisted of a man who enters a bar, drinks whiskey, the barman asks him about his problems and tells him that he was making love with a woman and suddenly her husband walks in, and the barman interrupts him with a question. The man continues explaining and the barman interrupts him again, like that a few times, until it turns out that the man was holding on to a first floor window at ground level and it turned out that the husband hit him on the hands without realizing it that the ground was a foot away.
I don't find the video where I heard it, and I don't know the name of this joke.
1.-Did you or somebody know about it?
2.-Is there some book of Osho with all his jokes?
Thank you! 🙏🙏
@sunyatabodhisattva7919 Dear friend, Perhaps the *OSHO Online Library* which has a search function can be useful to you. See here 👉www.OSHO.com/library Love, OSHO International Team
@@OSHOInternationalTHANKS 🙏🙏
If he was not sitting, this would be the best Stand Up ever done. 🤣🤣🤣
Sit up comedian
I love how he calmly turns his pages to his joke
🤣😂😂😂
Great one
no doubt Raja is Raja
King of non sense 👏 👌 🙌 but v have 😉😉😉😉😉🙂🙂😘😘😜😜🤪🤪
whenever i feel lost, sad and i need to be grounded.. i come to Osho ..he is the only one that can make me feel better .. much better
me too!!!!!
Helena Younis yeah I hear you.
Same
iloveu... from heart to heart
True, me also. Thank you OSHO
Osho was a master of human psyche..... he is the cure for all psychological diseases....Osho=sanity
Exactly
👌👌👌
Some people laughed at me when i told them this
@@assemcrghannam5920 Good news,Osho always said he doesn’t like sane people
If you want to be in commune,you gotta be insane
Let them laugh at you
I agree
the must funniest spiritual man I have ever seen.
@sushant bhorge suggest some man, I'm new here
@@nitinverma5994 Sadhguru
@@siddharthsid3638 ja sadghuru not a fake?
Experience the guru whom ever he may be 😊
@Piccolo Sama The God Of Destruction yes sadguru is trash , he got answer for everything makes no sense
how does he make jokes without laughing, man this guy is amazing!! instant subscribe
Its easy if you are laughing at others...
Può vincere Lol
He feels joy on the inside, I can see it. He just let's others laugh for him
I find tones of people can do that apart from me.
bull shit ... I can't understand why anyone would not sleep through this shit
not funny, not meaningful, not useful, ... completely fake and an utter insult to human intelligence
why would anyone waste time listening to a druggie ?
He is laughing at all of us and asking us to laugh at our own follies . There is a message hidden in the humour . This is radical, this is insightful and this is funny.
Fuck is also a funny word. Go and listen Osho about a word "Fuck". Yes.
Hahhahahahhhahhahahahahhahhhhahahahahhah
I think the message is not just to laugh at our own follies, but (more importantly) to not get lost in self righteousness - "what will you do with a light, light your cigars? burn people's houses down?" - both can be considered metaphors for the righteous ego getting carried awy.
Yes yes yes
@@BabyKumari-eb4gv yes baby kumari
He's just joking 😂
I was one of them ☺
What changed you. Why are you not one of them any more? Did you find your own mind again?
You are blessed. I missed
Oh that is soo awesome
Can Osho help us from the other side?
@@suryakantagrawal9314 You didn't miss a single thing.
Become a joke to yourself, so you can always bring Joy to others..... Using jokes for spiritual growth... Greatest Wisdom, thank you my beloved Master
This guy is so amazing! I wanna hug him!
U can hug me
@Susanna Vesna You simply don't know the history of him that's why.
When osho died
what is lessthen 3? i think it is heart. am i right?
He is no more
🤣🤣 The buffalo joke
Humor hits different when delivered with straight face and serious tone.
coolest guy ever filmed
We love OSHO/和尚 from japan .
@@NepalSpeaks Yes! Please see here👉 www.osho.com/centers 💖
Japan is the best place on earth
One Indian Love by all countries people, his own country people hate him
Because of sickualrims
@நாகராஜ ஐயர்- சேர பாண்டிய நாட்டு அந்தணன் 😂 ohh
Congres ke batein mai kya bola tha ek bar dekh le
indianPassport_worldCitizen_loveOSHO
This spoke a lot to me... my whole life, people have always genuinely laughed at what I said or did when I had no intention of being funny. This always offended, but now I see this is a blessing. Perhaps, I have been enlightened this whole time.
same happens with me. When i am in workplace, whatever i say they think funny and they laugh, whrn i don't come to office they all miss me. I never feel offended and now i know this is a boon.
The wisest man to walk the earth.
🤣🤣🤣 I love how honest he is, best! He is the Master of all Masters
amazed by this man , he is good , and funny
+Elizabeth Horvath He has near about 6000 discourses... each one is mind blowing and a masterpiece!!!
If this does not make you smile. you are faaar to serious! Lighten up and take it for the humor and irony it illustrates.
I could listen to Osho all day... but i'd never get anything done!!
I have been linstened him since 4 years, but i didn't get anything too.. 😒
"Achievements are a projection of the ego". Osho.
But u do rejoice
Same
I get more done listening to him. A lot of inner work. Getting rid of mental garbage.
*Legends says he still didn't blink his eyes*
It's strange that when i didn't know about osho, I listened to mystical speeches only when i was sad but now, whenever I m happy, i come running for his video cuz i know this man will make my happiness a thousand times better
When osho died
hi sweet heart
my whole life is full of jokes thats true
I have been listening him for 11 years.
Whenever I listen I forget whole universe.
Love him
Yeah. Like you remember the whole universe at other times.
@@S.Ghosh_221 lol.
Dont forget coz it appears again and again. But instead u realize that u r microscopic tiny living being.
What a beautiful time they all were having! I wish I were with them❤️
Thank you OSHO, with Love and Gratitude ! Namaste !!
When the listeners are in a mood to be entertained, Osho tells jokes. A real lover of truth and wisdom can find a treasure in him.
Since this is a good humorous post. I ask a legitimate question. How many different chairs did Osho used ? Who invented the design for this beautiful chair?
Hi Zoltarman,
Is this really relevant? Sorry no sense of humor here -- I'm German :-)
Lots of love
Neerjo
Zoltarman That’s a funny and good question 😂😃😃
I never followed any spiritual leaders.. but 1st time i am a great fan and follower of my OSHO
When you awakened & see back your sleeping state throughout the past, you lagh yourself Silly. But you'll definitely would be greatful for that sleepiness state, because of that you have awakened. Without sleep there is no awake 🙏🏽❤.
The great mystic of 21st century.. OSHO
Bahi 20th century ur mistaken
The first iPad was launched by this man. Remember the name OSHO
His state of stillness by it self only gives peace and makes you grounded. Osho is the real light which dissipates the darkness which inflicts fear and despair. Osho is the greatest treasure the human being lost with out extracting all the juice of his cure-all teaching......
cool hat bro.
Look at this face , I love this "osho" who's made my life chang 💓💗💞
Drugged
LMAO! OSHO Is Funny as Hell!
I love Osho
Krishna
Jesus
Mohammed
Nanak
Buddha
OSHO......any day OSHO
This man was truly amazing! So funny and yet so truthful! I really love Master Osho xxxxxx
This beautiful soul is a pure GENIUS. Sooths my soul . I love you Osho 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Can't believe such a man existed in this world!!!!
The greatest sit down comic to ever walk the Earth.
The fact that he is very wise truely makes him a great comedian
thank good technology to save these gods in some form ...that we can experience ❤❤❤
The laugh track is on point!
He was enlightenment for world... proud to be an indian.
Proud = ego
Truly Refreshing 😉
Even listening to his jokes is a meditative experience. ❤️🙏
The man's presence is so powerful and grounding, I felt one with the universe lmao
I wish i could’ve met osho and talked to him :(
he makes my cry....
he makes u cry , he makes laugh he makes u realize what is good what is bad, right and wrong. overall his words filter you
So cry and be urself
Yeah really I relate with Osho statement when he said life is full of jokes bcz when I look back of my life litterly I laugh own my actions which I do😂and ask my self is that me who did that😂
Fenomenale!
I wanna say honestly. Don't think that I am a hater of that boy who says My God! There is no God.
This man is complete joke. Lol
Don't be angry but Ur ground is still to be prepared to absorb his thoughts
*Le me and my homies everytime we smoke a blunt*
The music at the end is pure joy to listen to. Any links?
Hi Shashwat Singh,
Here comes the link to the album on Amazon:
www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=osho+five+fingers
Enjoy the music.
Lots of love
Nerjo
OSHO International Hi Nerjo. Thank you for the swift reply. I also wanted to thank you for managing this TH-cam channel. You are doing great work, the right work. All the best.
What a profound conclusion statement!!!
I pity the people who were there live and couldnt change to 1.5 or 1.75 speed like me now.
The other way round
Not bad at all . He killed it at end.
The world was not ready for OSHO. He was way ahead if his time.
is OSHO still around? i remember him from years ago... I loved everything he had to say. but I forgot his lessons. Glad I found him today
Perhaps you would be interested in this video OSHO: I Leave You My Dream 👉 th-cam.com/video/xYe34M2T_g8/w-d-xo.html The video shows the events and celebrations around his departure. Amrito, Osho’s long term personal physician, shares in a beautiful statement how Osho leaves the body and shares a message for his people: “I am preparing my people to live joyously, ecstatically. So when I am not in my body, it won't make any difference to them. They will still live the same way - and maybe my death will bring them more intensity.” "My presence here will be many times greater without the burden of my tortured body. Remind my people that they will feel much more, they will know immediately."
After decades of speaking, Osho had created in the last year of his life the "Meeting of the White Robed Brotherhood" - the evening meditation event. He taught his people that this meditation will continue without his daily evening talks, without his speaking - by introducing the recorded videos of his talks as center part of this evening meditation. Now as a second step he showed that the meditation will continue without his physical presence.
Osho himself had created the marble inscription: "OSHO Never Born, Never Died - Only Visited this Planet Earth between Dec 11 1931 - Jan 19 1990" already months before his departure.
@@OSHOInternational I am really sad to hear that...Though it seems like life and death really aren't that different are they? I can still feel his soul even without his physical form... Thank you OSHO
Damn just imagine Osho and Jordan Peterson having a debate.
Jordan Peterson never had Spiritual experience and will never feel too
Jordan stand no chance in front of him.
@@aakash7297 nah Jordan Peterson have lot of psychological and intellectual thing to talk about but without Spirituality, psychology is dry both needed one another ...without Spirituality psychology is not much understandable both completes one another
@@himanshusehra7484 Great. But Osho had both these thing. Psychology and spirituality. He was the buddha of 20th century.
@@aakash7297 yeah I have seen that ...in his books he mentioned we need not to be only embrace Spirituality but materlistism too ... tremendous harmony between both will make a new modern man ... combination of western and eastern philosophy.....it's tough and very much quite impossible but there lies in people like us determination to achieve it
When he says ok Vimal and smiled
Me - 🙏🤲☝️👌🏻❤😊
You helped me change my life, thanks Osho!
The best sit-down comedian who ever lived!
Osho is my inspiration
The joker: my life is a comedy ;)
who ever lovingly collected and organised this precious moments ...There were three condemned: a man from Switzerland, a man from Ireland, and a girl from Germany. The three had been arrested during the French revolution " The Reign of Terror ". The three poor souls were destined to visit the guillotine. First the man from Switzerland was laid on his back and looked up at the glistening blade. The executioner pulled the rope and the blade decened very quickly but it stopped just inches from his neck. He was released to live another day. The man from Ireland was laid on his back staring up at the very sharp blade. Suddenly the rope was pulled and again the blade stopped at just the right moment, He too was granted life and released. Last but not least the young woman from Germany was laid on her back .. Just before the executioner pulled the rope ...the German woman cried out "Stop! I see the problem its a loose screw."
Seriously so serious . OMG joking artist osho
"Only enlightened people don't have anything in life which you can make a joke of" this doesn't quite make sense to me. I thought he is advocating for jokes and finding humor in life, but this sounds like "enlightened people" stopped joking and making fun of themselves
those people laugh after every breath he takes! are they even listening??
LOOOOOOLLLLL!!!
The world is getting more and more awful and dreadful due to the aims and courtesy of SERIOUS people. Let us be a joke unto OURSELVES, and let us pray this way: LAUGHING and giggling! Nobody is gonna cope with the third world war, neither produce it, nor create it, while laughing. Happy people never produces war. Only serious people make war...
Radiotaza Atelier he is not saying to be stupid, don't misinterpret it like a lot others by acting stupid around and always being annoying funny, in fact he is serious and makes other laugh.
Happy people don't have to pray. They're content without praying to some imaginary god.
Osho is going to more famous soon around the world.....
"Witnessing and let things settle as they are.".. when things go wrong, You are my only relief by keeping your penetrating words in my heart
The joke is the people who think this is profound.
I wonder if Shaktimaan's dress was inspired from Osho's.
His Movement Is That Of A Sloth....😆
Yes! shows the stillness inside of him
What an interesting chap, will have to find out more. What a shame he passed away only 5 short years after this interview.
It is more comfortable to listen this at 2x
True 😂
Just noticed it most of his videos has zero dislikes
Bc they removed dislikes lol
The true master. I love you Osho!!
I just subscribed to Osho cos I saw his video on the 'magic word, fuck' LOL I couldn't stop laughing...Osho definitely cheered me up like nobody's business...now, I can visit his channel whenever I need a cheer or two...thanks Osho for your enlightened jokes 😂😂🙏🙏
I think Vimal was one of his students. Osho is genius. Why is he the only mystic/spiritual person who had a sense of humour?
great human being
Gracias maestro,sobre todo por la sonrrisa
The music, at the very beginning: anyone know what it's called/who by/where I can get it please?
Hi Clifford,
Thank you for your request.
The title of the track is 'Oceanic', part of the album Live from the OSHO Auditorium Vol. 1.
You will find it here:
shop.osho.com/in/music/live-from-osho-auditorium-1-mp3.
Enjoy the music...
Lots of love,
Neerjo
OSHO International
Joy humour and happiness knowledge and facts❤
Osho was a standup comedian (he doesn't stand nonetheless 😀) way before it was considered cool 😂😂
OMG did he just summarise my life😋
*Life is a joke, learn to laugh at it instead of being offended*
They looked forward to that joke with joy, but without haste, not pining for it, but seeming to have a foretaste of it in their hearts, of which they talked to one another. But when they looked at me with their sweet eyes full of love, when I felt that in their presence my heart, too, became as innocent and just as theirs, the feeling of the fullness of life took my breath away, and I worshipped them in silence. Their children were the children of all, for they all made up one family.
😂😂😂😂lighting your cigars
OSHO... your innocence and compassion are speechless...I laugh, and tears came out of my eyes...OSHO!
I could not understand that spot joke.
Smoke weed and listen once more.
why did netflix try to shit on thie man
Osho, I will always love you. Indeed I am a joke unto myself. May I remember this whenever I get dead serious with my problems which as you said are sheer nonsense.
The whole world is just playing one big game of make-believe. Some of us half-realize this and fall into the trap of being apathetic and lose our sense of humor. If we only fully realized this truth we would fall in the opposite end of the spectrum where life is spontaneous and overall hilarious. True spirituality is not about docile buddhas and states of bliss. It is about being purely honest. And pure honesty often requires you to harden your heart to see through your own bullshit.
There haven’t been s lot of people that could dress like a Saiyin, and be taken seriously.
Ikr 😭