This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
Dan: "Why is this my goal?" (this is when he is taking the beautiful miniature gold bell home) Me: "To sell it on ebay for 1,000 and the person who buys it realizes it was zoomed in. (also it was sold by a goose)"
when im a old man in my 70s i will look back to DanTDM and my heart will fill with joy of all the joy he gave me as a depressed abused boy. thank you dan, you gave me joy and many laughs, thank you.
Dear Dan, I just want you to know you brighten my day. I go to my cousins house sometimes which I hate. But when I watch your videos, I feel so much better because you’re so funny. Never give up!
Bubble Tea bruh I thought you said you wouldnt do it anymore on the channel ehh? I will unsubscribe if you keep doing it and you only (a quick edit xD) do it on top comments and on popular youtubers -w-
The captions are hilarious on this. “Wait what?”= Wäôre “By”= Bite “Wait”= Weight “Honk louder then I’ve ever honked before”= Allow older then I’ve ever hoped before
*What are the odds, I missed PewDiePie's video yesterday, I was catching up on it when . . .* *Dan released **_Untitled Goose Game_* *PewDiePie's yesterday's video was also **_Untitled Goose game_*
*1985:* We will have flying cars in the future! *2019:* Be a goose! Only for 9,99! Edit: I'm receiving so many mean comments of people acting smart and saying it's actually 9.99. In country that I live It's pronounced 9,99!!!!
"lets take his foot"
~Dantdm 2019
13:52
I
“What a day to be a goose.”
- Dantdm 2019
SPACEbeebz 100! Yea
LOL
Teddy Bear for me it’s 2 hours ago :/
:o
super evan ?
“ima steal your glasses”
“you wont see a thing” - DanTDM 2019
Jacob Strauch true because actually he will not see in both ways
That was assign 👍🤩😃
That was azaing👍🤩😃
One of the new list to do stuff was get thrown over the fence XD
bu doom chening
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
they're never getting those bells bacc
He protect
He attacc
But most importantly
He quacc
HONK
@@Tortillous O_o
Hehehe bell go dong
Did you do that on sssniperwolf
Only og’s remember when dan broke his hand
|
^
I was in fortnight season 1
@@trevormarper6077 NO FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!
Mummy I’m confused aah
Lel u got that from song?
I REMEBER DAN BROKE HIS HAND NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
"I wished for a non concrete girlfriend goose"
Dantdm 2019
Did he even say that
Memeking 61 Yeah when he made a wish
Uzma Ansar oooooh
Dan im telling Jemma
I heard him say that while I was reading this!
'I am the almighty goose. Listen to my tunes.'
-DanTDM, 2019
yes
E
bru
15:57
"Oh you're dead, oh next time he throws those scissors at you, they're gonna hit your head, hahaha"
Dantdm-2019
33:01 DanTDM: What did I ever do to you?
Lady: Trapped me in the garage.
Correct
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
*4:26** Blip Blop*
*My mind: *Flashing through some creeper memories**
4:26
*4:26*
PewDiePie
*42:25*
WOULD YOU GUYS FRICK A CREEPER?
LightGaming Fun wow
*"He's not crossing his legs properly."*
- DanTDM 2019
Preston - Roblox And More! Your a Preston fan!!
Nobody asked
Quak
k and
This should be pinned
21:08 Dan: "I'm not your performing monkey!" Me: "Yeah, you're a performing goose!"
Dan: what did i ever do to you old lady?
Old lady: well you stole my stuff and locked me in my own garage
I saw that it was so funny
Ha ha I'm with you
This is exactly what I thought immediately when he said this and I specifically came to the comments just to look for a comment that mentioned this😂😂😂(I just rewatched this for whatever reason)
*HE PROTEC*
*HE ATACC*
*BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY*
*HE CAN QUACC*
lol
Lol
*YES HE WILL ATTACC*
he honk not quacc
sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ
Dan pls pls PLEASE do the other tasks! My dad and I really enjoy this game. thx
Sorry to break the news to you, your dad died due to a goose attack.
@@connorwmcrae *Rood*
custardcream *no he went to buy milk*
Dan: "Why is this my goal?" (this is when he is taking the beautiful miniature gold bell home)
Me: "To sell it on ebay for 1,000 and the person who buys it realizes it was zoomed in. (also it was sold by a goose)"
Dan: “ne ne ne ne, de ne de de”
*shakes goose vilonetly*
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is vilonetly?
Or is it violently?
No offense
@@luna-ks4op you offended him
Jk
I’m not a “him”
1900: In the future there is gonna be flying cars!
2019:
Actually nasa made one but it’s not out to the public
Also how would travel work
Ok
Amgoda Playz 1900? 1980...1900 is way too early
r/wooooosh
Dan : I want a girlfriend
Jemma: *EXCUSE ME ?*
Dan: ...........
MEDO WAE2L AND SeMoN time stamp?
@@point0866 no
She m.a.d 🤣😡
:O Dan is in trouble!
@@uitim8gamergood one XD
I hope Dan comes back to this game and does the extra to-do list pages, I loved watching this
@MaxPlaysRoblox Totally
Send him this video until he notices and ask him to COMPLETE AAAAHHHH haha
Hi
i hope he does too
Same, but he didn’t :(
Goose: breaks everything inside the house
Anybody:
Dan: Oops
Gacha? My favorite
"im gonna steal someone's bra.. which is great" -DanTDM 2019
Goose Dan: Breaks something in a house
NPC in a different room: HHMMM
Considering this was a two part series, it was still an emotional journey.
Yeah true
y
Yes
"We gotta steal a bra- which is great!"
Now hang on there Dan--
OH GOD- lmao ew😂😂🤣🤣
Khloe's Toy Channel piss off cancerous toy channel, go back to watching jojo siw
Okay
c a l m yourself please
We are supposed to be laughing at this funny joke
Not being rude to eachother
@@daisyandpennyxdanimationst8519 Aw, thanks for thinking it's funny :D
Because it's not lol
woah there buddy
when im a old man in my 70s i will look back to DanTDM and my heart will fill with joy of all the joy he gave me as a depressed abused boy. thank you dan, you gave me joy and many laughs, thank you.
𝐴𝐵𝑈𝑆𝐸𝐷!!
4:04
"Where's that bra? I'm coming for it."
-DanTDM 2019
404 error: Bra not found.
*breaks literally EVERYTHING in the entire house*
Dan: oops
“I’ve got to steal someone’s bra”
-DanTDM 2019
Haha
😂
Timestamp?
XD
If he had to remove the bra from the person then this game is banned 😆😆😆
"where's that bra" DanTDM 2019 (never though he would say that😂)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dan : wait I just steal bells?!!
Goose: its tradition
Oh shiny
Petition for Dan to continue playing this game with the secret to-do list
👇
Uusuñ
Dan:BiNg BoNg
Pewdiepie:FlIp FlOp
Dan if you see this play with pewdiepie any game
Scott Williams no
Scott Williams are you a bot
@Rubricker he is a bot I scrolled through the comments and they all say the samething
Dan: "We've been stealing bells all this time."
Me: The FBI is onto us
Lol
U are lucky u have a replie after a minute wow!
This is my life -2019
Aidan Zhou a
1990: In the future there will be flying cars!
2019:
“Because last time we terrorised a gardener”
-Dantdm 2019
Me: *clicks on dans new video*
*2 of the same ads instantly plays*
Me: What In the world of-
6:18
Dan : I think chucking a bra over the fence is a bit of weird behaviour
Also Dan : Steals bra from clothesline
16:38 see? This is what happened when your package doesn’t come on time (meaning never comes)
Did you know that in the model village there is actually a model goose hidden in the bushes
@@hydroflare142 no how did you know?
Because I found it
3:23?
no wonder my computer charger didnt arrive
SINCE WHEN DID AMAZON HIRE GEESE TO STEAL PACKAGES
14:18 dantdm:he's reading the anti goose paper
The man : just Reading normal news paper
33:07
"Swipe it and go"
- dan september 2019
"He's the only one with shoelaces" the boy "ANGER"
Dear Dan,
I just want you to know you brighten my day. I go to my cousins house sometimes which I hate. But when I watch your videos, I feel so much better because you’re so funny. Never give up!
if ur cousins saw this than they would be rather annoyed!
@@TitaniumNitro haha, I know!
"Plip plop"
Me : this is pewdiepie 2.0
Agree
Agreed
Dan is a 9 year old
@Aivaras Jucis yes
@Aivaras Jucis oh ma godd 9 year old means that hes a pewds fan or atleast watch pewds vids bruhhh
DanTDM: aww this is a cute goose
the duck: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
Lol XD
my name is JokerSMAsanyaliv
@@timthit671 Okay?.... No one asked tho
ItS a *GoOsE*
ha ha
This goose is so funny! He's quite a troublemaker.
Bubble Tea prolly ur alt acc
🤣
Bubble Tea bruh I thought you said you wouldnt do it anymore on the channel ehh? I will unsubscribe if you keep doing it and you only (a quick edit xD) do it on top comments and on popular youtubers -w-
Bubble Tea shoo
Bubble Tea auresentgamez_ is probably just your second channel
I remember the good old days when we were all sitting down without COVID in our minds watching dan mess around this was a fun reminder
Same . . .
Ikr
Heard that
Same
agreed
The thing I love about Dan is he plays random games
Me too
We all do
Me to
Agreed
Yeah
“I’m gonna steal your foot!”
-DanTDM 2019
This is how many bells Dan would steal
v
112 bells
215 bells
182 bells
183 bells
221 bells
dantdm: a wishing well (gives coin)
the well: BIO I AM NOT A WISHING WELL IN JUST A WELL
Its awesome when you come home after a long day of school to enjoy the weekend and you see a 36 minute long video from dan
Toasty Yt same
Word
Ikr
Ikr
I’m on spring break rn but I can relate even tho I’m in 4th grade and it’s not that bad...
No one =
Not a single soul =
Not even the aliens that are unfortunately not at area 51 =
9 year old's last words = -Dantdm 2019.
Me: sees a new game with geese
Also me: Bet Dan will play it
Dan: *Are you challenging me?*
The captions are hilarious on this.
“Wait what?”= Wäôre
“By”= Bite
“Wait”= Weight
“Honk louder then I’ve ever honked before”= Allow older then I’ve ever hoped before
Dan: I can drag the goose away this is great
Me: 😳
Haha
I am the same
Dan: “blip blop”
*i have achieved Pewdiepie noises*
Blip blop
Ship shop
Lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂
And he be begging for it deeper
Does Dan know pewdiepie
I never thought I would hear dan say “carry me into the pub” or “I’m going to the pub” 😂😂
20:55 the only people who appreciate geese, Dan
Dan: I wished for a girlfriend
Jemma: *walks in* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
Dan: ummmm... Or not
Jemma : we broke up now
Oof
Oooooo dan in trouble 😂
Haha
"The amount of laughs that Dan has committed during his life is nearly 981299."
more bruh
@@noobynoob5178 No Even More
About 665546649021487767 times
@@noobynoob5178MORE
Dan: Drops Coin In Well
5 seconds later
Dan: "Took my coin though".
it was an unfair trade
😂😂😂
@@embeboso8329 very
😂😂😂😂
"Let's take his foot" dantdm-2019
When I was sleeping I dreamed about Dan dying in his Hardcore survival. When I woke up I freaked out and realised that was just a dream
Gaming with Jay how’d he die?
“I’ve got to steel somebody’s bra which is good hahaha” FBI OPEN UP!!!
♡♡○♤}|\《\¤●◇●◇●[\◇○》⊙ IDK WHERE DID I FIND THESSE XD
Al IX lol
Not funny.
It's "steal" , not "steel"
Al IX 🤫 don’t tell anyone how
The Dancing Pizza That Can Dance great
“The vass”
-Dantdm 2019
it's how you pronounce it.
i'm a mouse, duh for you British folk yeah it’s how it’s said
@@tiffaniekale6927 Well, here is the U.S. we pronounce it differently
STOP WITH THE GACHA LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE
Love your profile pic XD. Gacha Life?
“Ive messed this up properly.” Lol
28:10
Yes Dan it's a model village and it's a little mini version of all the levels you've done in the game
Except from the church cause it has a 🔔. Sometimes you hear it I have the game so I know
@@tdcubing6569 Huh? What do you mean?
This game was so simple yet entertaining! I would love to see you do the rest of challenges Dan!
Keep up the good work!
i find it confusing
lol what the hell is ur pfp
27:14 maid: puts back the bucket. “Finally”
Dan: pushes it back down
Maid: ...
8:45 here in there natural environment gooses dancing
11:55
‘Let’s take his... foot’
DanTDM 2019
lol
“I’m gonna steal your goose!”
-DanTDM 2019
Yasss!
Sike
Lol😂
I was about to say the "gooooooooodBYEE!" that Dan usually says at the end of his boss and i was surprised when he said "HONK!"
😆
Right when I read, "HONK!" he said it, but at a different time!!😂😂😂
Watching this in 2024 was definetly on my bucket list
Real life: Area 51 raid | goal: Aliens
Dan: The Town Model raid | goal: A Bell
I’m on A beach. A grassy beach
- DanTDM 2019
I mean my birthdays tomorrow but thanks anyway "Rainbow Dolphin"
I can't think of a good name. Well Then Happy Late Birthday !
Oof, it's my birthday today now! Really excited.
I can't think of a good name. Dorthy ( Rainbow Dolphin ) Loves Birthdays!
When the music dings before the man threw the vase I can’t even lol
“Uh oh uhm-“ Dan paused for a sec..”😊whoops😊” me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*What are the odds, I missed PewDiePie's video yesterday, I was catching up on it when . . .*
*Dan released **_Untitled Goose Game_*
*PewDiePie's yesterday's video was also **_Untitled Goose game_*
Dan is pewdiepie 2.0
DAN IS A LEGEND CUZ HE KNOWS CRICKET
oh wait
he’s british
British people invented cricket
So am i
1970s: There will be flying cars in the near future
Dan: Is literally a *GOOSE*
LOL That’s so funny!!!!!! LOL
Dan at the end - Oohhh what a cliffhanger
Goose - *Casually on the cliffside*
Dan is officially a Dad with these Dad jokes-
dan doesent tell dad jokes
@@jessicadoubleday1625 Doesn't*
"We gotta steal a bra-which is great!"
Now Dan there is children in front of you.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@JS-uh3ms B-)
Ah they won't mind it's 2019 there's baby's learning how to say the f word
True.... True.... BECAUSE I AM A KID!!!!!!
Well not all of 'em...
Achivement Unlocked: **PewDiePie noises **
**Being a goose**
Nice.
Lol
Lol
?!
@@mikelarner2663 do you know pewdiepie or u havent watched the video?
LMAOOO
“I want your slippers boi!”
-dantdm 2019
When he said "tomato yes get the tomato*😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆
Hi dan thanks for making me happy i really need because my dog has cancer keep up the good work
I'm sorry 😔😞
I’m praying for you and your dog. This is really sad I’m crying
:(
Best of lucks hope he or she would be just fine :(
Thank You
*1985:* We will have flying cars in the future!
*2019:* Be a goose! Only for 9,99!
Edit: I'm receiving so many mean comments of people acting smart and saying it's actually 9.99. In country that I live It's pronounced 9,99!!!!
Gam0r9564 sube to sube
*2095:* Be a Bird! Only for £35,99.
MusicArena “sube”
shut up gam
lol
Fin: **Bells**
Me: I learned that goose steal bells. Great, just great!
Geese*
This by far was one of my favorite series you have done
P
A
D
6:11 Dan: “Now he’s gonna go and pluck the bra”
Me: “.........alrighty then”
Lol
LOLLLL
The lady should have said “Swiper no swiping”.
That would be hilarious 😂.
you know Dora the Explorer?
GrimReaper 203 what dose that even mean?
?
I STOLE a GOLD BELL in untitled goose game!
iN mINeCrAfT hArDcOrE
WHAT MINCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
The villagers wont die! I just need a lock to stop raid
Oof
Plz make part 3 for this game! This was the best vid I ever watched and I want to see Dan do all the task
Me: Scrolling through comments
Everyone else: -DANTDM 2019
@Julia Campbell thanks
@julia Campbell I know your a bot
marcia ferreira no it is a scam.
ikr
Gamer 94 he is hjönking.....I mean joking.
"Now lets take his foot"
-DanTDM
lol
Why does everyone do these types of comments they are to overrated
@@Sky-Link Nobody cares.
Lol
13:54
When dan gets chased by a person:
*Piano music intensifies*
IKR
Yea coolboy :)
I love revisiting old DanTDM
28:40 there’s a miniature town in a miniature town