Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - Aliens are REAL & Keto is Dangerous - EP 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes cover sleep apnea lifestyle, they sing about tequila, Chris being rusty at PT, Aliens are real and are on a government contract according to Haim Eshed, do aliens have gender and are they insecure?, former Mayor Bloomberg speaking spanish, Sal gets socks from Will Smith, Keto diet dangers, Sal breaks down the time he BOMBED on Kelly Ripa!
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It's not in the UK yet 😂😂😂
Of course aliens are real......
We're real aren't we..?!?!?
It would be quite pompous to think we're the only forms of life in the universe with a conscience.
It always astounds me when people do not believe in other life forms.
Like....really? You think humans are that important!?!?
I think the question is whether or not aliens have visited us..
Or.. possibly, if there are other life-forms out there on another planet maybe those are dinosaurs in their current stage of evolution.
Why do humans always assume that aliens are leaps & bounds more intelligent than we are??
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@@Green_Gold im gonna check with them now thank you for letting us know will write back to you asap
@@NoPreshNetwork I don't quite believe in aliens, though I do believe in ghosts.
Sal seems like the kind of guy who closes his car door with his hips
I cant unsee this 😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣 ja crispy
Uh is that considered bad? Asking for a friend
Best shout ever!
🎯 Nailed it
The amount of false information being said with 100% confidence is amazing and I’m here for it lol
If you like that you’ll love the basement yard 😂
Yessssss!!! ^^^^^
This just made me wheeze
Screwed in kid. #Ladder14
"There is hundreds of universes"
Shout out to the couch pillows for giving our thicc bois the confidence to make this a video podcast.
B o d y P o s i t i v e
Pillow positive
Pillow protection babe ❤️
Thicc?
Watch those corners!
Sal tucking in the corner or Chris’s pillow because it was pointing at him has me dead. I watch these out of order and I’m so glad I noticed this ahahahaha
Hahaha just noticed the same thing, god bless sal for saving chrissy pillows
Just think in 5 years when they have a legit studio and millions of viewers we'll be able to say we were here since day one!
We appreciate you so much for being a fan since day one!!! MEANS A LOT!
I hope I am back in 5 years to see this comment and think about when I first saw it a couple minutes ago!
Hope that never happens. Look at what became of Rogan
@@nikkijordan6042 That’s a much different type of podcast tho.
@@ikonik4789 true & a different type of dude
This is officially my new favorite podcast. So great.
we appreciate you BABE! remember to rate us on iTunes and all that stuff! ILY
@@NoPreshNetwork haha already have . Salute fellas.
Can't wait till the have a bigger catalog do you can do a best of!
Same here this and bad friends are top 2
DO NOT let this podcast die. Haven’t stopped laughing an hour in!!
The alarm sound and chris saying “birth control” killed me. Lmfao. I didn’t know I needed this podcast. It’s so damn good. It’s up there with Bad Friends, Your Moms House, and Two Bears One Cave.
Are you familiar with “the basement yard”??? Highly recommended
Definitely
Make no mistake, I'm doing science while listening to these guys talk about having no idea about science and its just great. Thanks for not thinking ya know everything. Hey babe!
Hey Bert!
“Doing science,” eh?
Chrissy D will be doing comedy shows for the Aliens ASAP CUZ!!!! WE ALL KNOW THIS!
Shouts out all my Aliens 👽🖖
🇩🇴🇵🇷🇨🇺🇲🇽🇮🇱🏳️🌈
It is what it is
AND MAKE NO MISTAKE, CHRISSY WILL BANG OUT A TUTE FROM THE SHOW
Can V be my nursemaid? And yannis eyes are so close because of the little league elbow. This new pod is Cute cute cute.
Cuzz are we cracking open and cleaning out aliens? Fumes or no fumes ?
Chris has worn his wife’s damn champion sweater through the entire quarantine lol
Sal is a distant, successful, cousin of Robert Paul Champagne
Comma police - arrest this man.
Hey mommy 👋🏻
Hi jeans
I never thought I’d see that name in correlation to sal.
👖
Why isn’t this podcast called “Pillowtalk”
Yup, their convos sound like they're staying up all night talking at a sleepover
Way better than the actual name.
they just have so much confidence in every single thing they say and it's so amusing
Why is sal made for the youtube life
I love how around 35 min they just have an existential crisis
So relatable tho!!
It went all the way until the end.
A new podcast that I didn't know that I needed! Always wondered why everyone adores sal, now I know.the guy is genuine and Chrissi D is a delightful cherry on top.
This podcast duo has such huge potential and so glad they have a legit "Jamie" now. I just hope they have some interesting guests on along with them and upgrade their room setup
Homeless pimp is better than Jamie. Jamie is shit for audio and video. Pimp is an actual trained photographer. Jamie knows how to edit and do basic audio but Pimp is legit af.
I was already a screwed-in kid before but the fact that their producer is named "Young Pimp" has made me more of 3-dollar bill than ever!
@@guywithalltheanswers6942 Thank you dude! appreciate the kind words!!! WE GOING TO THE TOP NO QUESTION!
This is just the start! I got big plans for this pod! Keep supporting and you will see AMAZING GUESTS AND A LEGIT STUDIO!
@@NoPreshNetwork I studied film in college I can tell you know whats up.
I’m so glad y’all are doing this. I love both of y’all so much and have been watching impractical jokers practically since day one and have been a fan of Chris’s for a while and y’all make me smile so much but y’all prolly won’t see this but thank you so much for this!
APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ROCK!
Sounds like you'd tounge punch their fart boxes?
These two are so funny together! I've been looking forward to ep.2 so much.
Hebrew speaking Hyena here, it's Chaim Eshed, the entire podcast you called him as Chaim Hashed which means "Chaim the demon" in Hebrew, made me giggle, especially with the pronounciation CHAIM the demon.
Thats brilliant
😂😂😂
The chemistry is great!!
Hey Babe, Bad Friends, history hyenas, two bears one cave, Timmy Dillon anything.
Anddddd Tigerbelly, your moms house, whiskey ginger, king and the sting, this past weekend, the honey dew and congratulations..#ripchrisdelia
Nosotros papaya y te amo Chris Delia!!
@@natalyasantacruz4176 Hey Jeans!
@@kidxfamous06 hey mommy
Don't be stingy.
I like the "hey babe" censoring effect. It led to the great sentence "were doing this f-in (hey babe) podcast"
Chris looks like he has Parkinsons. That dude can not hold his mic steady for two seconds lmao love this podcast looking foward to future episodes.
LMFAO!! I love that about him tho 😂😂😂😂
Chrissy drip drop probably believes he has it now after liking that comment
Now I can’t unsee it
He’s that kid in school that never stopped tapping his pencil or shaking his knee.
Sal looks like a superhero gone wrong. His heating pad is a sparkly short cape.
😂😂
Just started this podcast and was trying figure out wtf it was lmao. I thought it was just fashun at first.
Omg yes. The shortest and most sparkly Cape. Best comment.
Sal holding the microphone with his fingers intertwined is sending me into an orbit 🤣
"I hope they have a sense of humor, They have to if they've been watching us". -Sal FACTS!
I frequently fall out laughing like sal.
The combo team I didn't know I was looking for but sure glad I found it. This is a great new podcast!
So glad there’s another episode of this - keep it coming babes
“Everything we know now is questionable?” Welcome to the awakening sweet sal
Joe de Rosa hit it out of the park bringing you two together. Best new podcast of the year by far. I hope eventually he puts Dan Soder & Big Jay together on this network.
Sal saying " It was good, but it wasn't worth it " nearly paralyzed me. I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Chris: “Q could be an alien”
Sal: “really? Cmon man” 😂😂😂😂😂
blue chew promo was casually funnier than the entire episode😂😂😂😂 thanks chrissy stiffy
Chrissie, they say that having a lunch lady butt contributes to sleep apnea and hostility towards turtles.
“Oh the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it." - Clark Griswold
thank you!!!!
Yes! Thank you!
none of that inside jargon bullshit, laymen’s terms
Or just use a 2 in 1 cup that's got a split in the middle, you put milk in one and cereal in the other. ;)
This has become my favorite podcast and we’re two episodes in.
Sal is my spirit animal, love this podcast, impractical jokers is what we needed in life, not too many shows make u laugh ur ass off the way that show does.
My 11 year old son was assessed with the wechsler intelligence scale for children V a year ago and he scored over 130 which came back as him being gifted. He is a very intelligent kid and every person who meets him/knows him says he reminds them of sheldon cooper from big bang theory. I have learned a lot about what being gifted means and it amazes me the potential he has ahead of him. And his passion is technology/video games lol and the giving something up is so true. Being gifted means your brain takes in information at a faster rate than typical, that includes emotions. He feels things so much more intensely than i could ever experience. He understands things kids his age don't and he gets lonely sometimes since kids cant usually follow his train of throught or conversation but he is still an 11 year old who enjoys things 11 year olds enjoy. He also is extremely absent minded. This kid can go full speed into explaining wind energy or some shit but will go "we didnt go to dunkin donuts!" when we left dunkin donuts 5 minutes ago. He is the absent minded professor lol
Sal watches shows about aliens when he's high. . . I watch him talk about watching aliens when I'm high 🤣🤣 I'm happy these two found each other, and started this!! It's awesome
Sal looks like a grown up Eddie Munster.
Two lovers on a love seat
2 precious agate gemstones
A “zagatagregate”, if you will...
@@matthill9649 Sorry I can't
@@well_as_an_expert_id_say I will not argue
Awsome, i was like 2 hours short of radio shows/podcasts to get me thru my 6 day work week... Glad u guys r doing this
already in hysterics 15 seconds in and chrissy thinking the heat pad was part of sal's top
Y’all could talk about how the walls are white and the couch is grey in detail for 1 hour and I’d listen. Glad this is here now 🙌
“ Shenanigans” is BRILLIANT!
I see you every where. Great taste
Chris looks like every gym trainer I've met.
that winstrell sooohhhhnnn
i am trying to do shit around the house and i can't because im laughing every second
Also, seeing that Sal is in a Chris Jericho shirt, made me buy that exact one!
"How do we know this dude isn't a Randy Quaid type?" killed me
I actually watched the ads they read, because these 2 gentleman ate THAT funny already that I trusted them to make the ads entertaining and informative, and they did NOT disappoint!! I laughed so hard during each ad they read! Pay these men the coin they deserve please and thank you 🙏
I so needed this upload today!! 🥰🥰
Hey babes!! 😂 only started watching you babes about a week ago and since then you’ve become my go to for random things to listen people talk about. It’s the most logical nonsense on the internet net. Can’t beat it.
the people laughing in the back when Chris is wondering about the concept of alien gender and its place in their society has me dead on the floor
I am constantly rewatching every podcast, hey babe is my favorite
Awesome! So bored, you just made my day babes. Too authentic and entertaining. Best duo ever right here, like polar opposites meet in the middle. This podcast is going to blow up. Thanks.
You guys are awesome. This is now a podcast I need to watch. Only gonna grow from here
Here for the scientific inaccuracies... 😁
This really is the podcast we never knew we needed!!
Another poddie in the the weekly rotation. Thanks babes for being strong independent black women!
I don’t even need BLUE CHEW, this podcast gets me hard enough. New favourite, thanks guys 👏🏼
this has quickly become a favorite podcast of mine, i look forward to it every week! golden duo
This whole episode was chaotic and I love it
You should use some penne pasta as a straw like people from the old country.
Hey Babe lap pillows definitely on my Christmas list!
2 Queens but Kings in their own right. Love you bubbas
plz more chris & sal alien talk, love u guys so much
"We're being lied to!" that's sums up just about everything
This is the only podcast I don’t skip ahead through the ads because even the ads are hilarious 😂 love it
40:00 Sal literally describing NASA and wondering if it exists
Been watching comedian podcast for the last 4 years. This is my favorite by far!
Been refreshing this page waiting for the new ep! LOVE IT
every thursday!!!!
I love the laugh Chrissy does when he makes a funny and he knows it!
And Sal is definitely an Alien!
Should've named the podcast "How 'Bout This" 😂
I literally started laughing before the video even started playing!
Hey, I'd like to make a suggestion that you guys make a second channel. One for the full podcast & another for the clips/highlights. I'm hesitant to turn on notifications for this channel with ALL those videos being posted here, but if it was just the full podcast, I'd turn notifications on. Ok love you bye
We are doing that! I dont wanna clog up the feed with clips
Hey Babe! is getting me through the last couple weeks of the semester. Cannot count the number of times I just started giggling while doing my homework thanks to one of Chris' stories and Sal's OTT reactions. Thanks boys
Sal looks like my crazy uncle who always brings pickles to family gatherings
Chrissy Christmas and Sally Volcanos got a lowkey banger with this poddy babe!
new favorite podcast, my babes!
love this new pod......nice change in pace all my other pods just complain about politics. A breath of fresh air!
I’m so happy this podcast exists handsome babes ♥️
Been a huge IJ fan since the beginning loving this podcast, starting from the beginning to show my full support! Been laughing my ass off love you Sal and Chris!
“A water jug like that, a thermostat” - Chrissy Thiccums 2020
never stop this podcast lol I love the chemistry so much
Hey babes, love this podcast!
What a delightful surprise! These 2 hysterical human beings have a podcast together now?! Now THIS is the Christmas gift I wanted yet never knew I actually NEEDED it! Thanks fellas. Merry Christmas!!!🎄
Correction: neither of those facts about the pyramids are true. Its not true that the pyramids couldn't be built today and it's not true that you need diamond studded tools to cut the stones. There are several similar monoliths from that time period. All it needed was an enormous slave labor force and time, both of which they had. Big fan btw, love the podcast.
These are amazing podcasts. Feels like friends just talking together about whatever or focusing on the topic. It’s a good vibe feeling like we’d diverge from the main topic. Great podcast guys keep it up. Much love from NJ!
"You almost go to alternate realities"
ohmygod Sal is shifting
I just found this podcast and I am so glad. One of the funniest podcasts.
❤️Sal so much he can say hey babe to me anytime 👌😂👍
I had a terrible day and this made me feel SOOOO much better. Thank you
“I would just look at my computer for 4 years & then pull a number out of my ass” 😂😂😂
These 2 are priceless!!! Need the Laugh today!!
Shouts out all my Aliens 👽🖖
🇩🇴🇵🇷🇨🇺🇲🇽🇮🇱🏳️🌈
They're not superior, just got born n raised without faulty genetics unlike us, the cocktail race. Random info.