I disagree. I hate Christmas, so I LOVE watching Hallmark Christmas movies so I can bash everything from the stereotypes to the characters to the hair and provide alternative narration, especially if I have a snarky friend along for the ride.
@@insanebobscrazyshack8398 I worked for K Mart from 1993 to 1996. Every year, the situation got worse. To this day, I'm still anti-Christmas Carols. How many versions of "Jingle Bells" can you tolerate?
@@CaitJAlexander it's actually the best country in the entire Western hemisphere. don't listen to the right wing news pundits. and compared to the US it's heaven on Earth
That is also where I gave in to all the Awfulness swimming round my heart and head and went on and belly laughed. 🥴😂🥰 Needed to laugh like I needed air. ❤ Full movie please! (To each and all of the creative geniuses who made this little ditty appear) I would really love to see how this one plays out. 😂👍🏻 And it’s been a long time since I could watch anything for more than about a minute without turning it off saying Oh dear lord. 😂🎉❤
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Only thing missing is the dead parent. They're never both alive or else how would you get the sad story about why she chose to go to the big city and the "your mom/dad would be so proud of you" when she follows her dreams to open a cookie shop?
@ Mexico is nice, if you can avoid being kidnapped or murdered. Vancouver is not terribly cold, but it’s rainy and cloudy (like Seattle). Of course, with Donnie on the throne, neither Mexico nor Canada is safe from invasion.
@@nancyjfs Same.. comedy, music (not videos) and support/fund guardrails… open to suggestions (Democracy Docket top of my list). Also my "representatives" are going to know me very well.
I kept waiting for this to take a Kubrick-esque turn, with the cheerful voiceover lady suddenly dropping into a lower register and murmuring levelly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist that you get into the proper spirit here, Christine."
lol calm down you’re seriously soft. It’s just an election, get over it. You’ve allowed yourself to be swept away in this echo chamber whirlwind. It’s not that bad , they’ll be another in 4 years and every 4 years after
You must've done a lot of repressing of emotions and have a far more cynical, myopic worldview if you think 2024 was anywhere nearly as bad as 2020? 2020 saw massive racial unrest, riots nationwide with the George Floyd protests, Covid-19 infecting, killing hundreds of thousands of Americans with still no mandated vaccine available. Social distancing, schools, malls, supermarkets, entire downtown metro areas of major cities shut down, our economy short-circuiting. Biden defeating Trump in the 2020 elections mightve been great but that's a relatively positive move despite 2020 being one of the most divisive, contensious and roughest years in American and world history since 1968. 2024 seems very tame by comparison. If Biden hadn't waited nearly two years to announce he wouldn't run for a second term and allow newer, younger candidates like Shapiro, Newsom, and VP Harris to have an actual Democratic caucus, and a true, potent legitimate counter-point to Trump. Harris made a great "last-minute, emergency" pick, but she didn't have nearly enough time.
Considering how some cognitive psychologists have claimed Trump is in the early stages of Alzheimer's/dementia, I doubt Donnie will know who he is or certain members of his own cabinet much leas scheme around for more time to stay in office. And after Trump, who does GOP have to legitimately run to succeed him? MAGA begins and ends with Trump, period. They won't accept J.D. Vance because he's not Trump, he's not experienced enough to be "his own man", some MAGA types suspect he really isn't one of them due to his past remarks; that he's more of a duplitious opportunist. Desantis puts up some MAGA rhetoric but he'll never get their full support due to being conditioned by Trump to dislike him over the years. Haley and Desantis will likely be the GOP's top POTUS candidates for the 2028 election.
I was blissfully unaware of these saccharine coated films for years, sadly Channel 5 here in the UK have started showing them and even the trailers for them make my teeth hurt.
The royal family seems to be ready to follow the tradition of the American celebration of Christmas is held on Christmas morning. It looks as though the entire inventory of a toy store has been placed under a dead or artificial tree and the family endures a marathon of unwrapping gifts.
My feelings exactly dealing with Hallmark movies. They make people think there is always a happy ending. Not reality for many of us. This year slim to none! Desk and writers nailed it!!! 😊
Thank goodness I’m with Trevor here in Msanzi ( South Africa) it’s Summer .. Braais sunshine and beaches … ( which is every Christmas I’ve ever known for 50 years) .. 🎉🎉
I prefer the Christmas romance movie where she leaves behind her quaint but backwards hometown and her high-school boyfriend, and goes to the big city to start her wonderful career. Plus she gets a meet-cute with an architect (because it's always an architect), and lives happily ever after in the city.
🇨🇦 Desi, proud Canadians here. We have a spare bedroom for you. Ready when you are! But hurry before we build a wall ! We’re near Ottawa so you can cover Canadian politics and our response to the orange menace … 🥂 🎅🏻 🤶🏻
This comes up a lot in reading or teaching Shakespeare, particularly _Romeo and Juliet_ , and I read once a suggestion to think of each day as representing the condensed version of a month. Still a whirlwind romance, but not absurd.
The scarf getting longer and longer 🤣😂
remembers me at scary movie with the hat growing bigger and bigger
details like this always make skits more funny
Pretty sure that scarf is sentient like the Cloak of Levitation of Dr. Strange. 😏
@@PlagueRavenRX #TomBakerApproved
And then at the end he and the lady are just completely covered in it
The first real Christmas movie that didn't make me want to throw up !
But... it's *not* real.
@@digamejh By what standard are Hallmark Christmas movies "real?"
even Die Hard ?
Are you that little girl from The Exorcist?
You are soooo edgy
This is the only Hallmark movie I would actually watch. 😂
Right?!?!
Yup!
The only one that approaches realitiy
@@JustherefortheLOLZ but what is realitiiy?
I disagree. I hate Christmas, so I LOVE watching Hallmark Christmas movies so I can bash everything from the stereotypes to the characters to the hair and provide alternative narration, especially if I have a snarky friend along for the ride.
I think I understand the grinch a lot more after this year
Too bad he seems to be more rolled up into Christmas Industrial Complex with each passing year...
Wait til you work a retail job during the holidays 😂😂
Cuz ur candidate lost? 🤣🤣
@@insanebobscrazyshack8398 I worked for K Mart from 1993 to 1996. Every year, the situation got worse. To this day, I'm still anti-Christmas Carols. How many versions of "Jingle Bells" can you tolerate?
@@lufesaro7741* country
Speaking on behalf of ALL Canadians, we would be perfectly happy to let Desi in! 😁😁
Got room for one more? I'm sick of America too.
❤
Canada is a dumpster fire right now
@@CaitJAlexander it's actually the best country in the entire Western hemisphere. don't listen to the right wing news pundits. and compared to the US it's heaven on Earth
@@daniell1869 Thank you for that, I'm speaking from personal experience however.
1:58 “…and for the last time, I’m not joining your MLM.” 🤣 👏
What is mlm?
@@jimsquirrel8944 Multi-Level Marketing. Like Avon, Mary Kaye, Amway.
Kosta's attempts at bar tending made me giggle.
That is also where I gave in to all the Awfulness swimming round my heart and head and went on and belly laughed. 🥴😂🥰 Needed to laugh like I needed air. ❤
Full movie please! (To each and all of the creative geniuses who made this little ditty appear)
I would really love to see how this one plays out. 😂👍🏻
And it’s been a long time since I could watch anything for more than about a minute without turning it off saying
Oh dear lord. 😂🎉❤
Crushing it as always 🤣
2:31 “Will you be our mommy?”
😳 Okay. These girls need to go back to the Overlook Hotel.
twins are so cringe #TheShining
Same thought!
I thought the same thing!!😅
Creepy Triplets on the daily show 😂😂😂
Cute and creepy Twins ♥️♥️
This has better production value than an actual hallmark movie.
Better acting for sure!
I love how she has a voiceover ghost in her house and she isn’t even questioning it. 😂
Why? Doesn't everyone have a voiceover ghost?
My voiceover ghost tells me that's completely normal!
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The right Answer to all the Hallmark Christmas Love Madness.
Kosta in the red beanie is such a deliberate choice as well. Love it.
I'm not sure, but I think the scarf kept getting longer too.
@@orionred2489 Lydic has that effect
If you're in Canada, then that's a toque. 🤣
This is now my favorite holiday movie.
I LOVE Desi Lydic! And she would be sooo perfect for that role!
Desi is freakin’ brilliant. The Daily Show should make her the permanent host.
Thank you, I really needed this. Merry Christmas, blah-blah-blah. I love the Daily Show.
Oh no, the carolers! Help she's being Wassaulted! 😂
Nice! 😆
Mike: "What IS wassail anyway?"
Tom Servo: "I dunno, I think it's an anti-inflammatory or something." - MST3K
@almishti - .^_^. Clever! Carry on.
Gonna start calling them wassailants
@MichaelHarris7 haha brilliant!
Only thing missing is the dead parent. They're never both alive or else how would you get the sad story about why she chose to go to the big city and the "your mom/dad would be so proud of you" when she follows her dreams to open a cookie shop?
Also cheaper because you only have to hire one parent.
I think because the romantic interest is a widower and not just a single guy from HS they have the death angle covered. Don’t want to overdo it.
Brilliant ☺️
Thank you Desi and TDS Crew ❤👏🏼 💯 ☃️❄️
This was perfection. The bad falling snow filter, the many check-patterns, the green and red clothing... Spot on.
_Perfection_ indeed. I fell in love _instantly_ . Could not stop grinning and laughing.
You forgot the token black friend.
@@godfreyzilla8608Of course! That's a must.
..the heroine’s parents’ ridiculously overdecorated house…
This whole sketch is my mood this year. Just give me some peace and chill times. Maybe a nice meal with a couple of friends. That’s it.
Yep. Some calm before the storm.
This was so amazing, I would definitely donate to any crowd funding project that wanted to make this movie a reality.
She handled all that gaslighting with class 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Classlighting.
The scarf getting longer and longer 😂
😂😂😂😂
Slowly turning into Tom Baker's Dr. Who...
@@almishti 🤣 Thinking the same thing
Canadian citizenship is the gift we all want this year.
What's stopping you?
Living in Minnesota is close enough for me.
I kept waiting for him to figure that out!
@@theMLBfan It's really hard to get approved for immigration. The process isn't easy.
@@ToyKeeper keep trying. It's not that difficult. Follow your dreams.
Brilliant! Thanks all who contributed to make this happen. ✨
Once again, Desi nails it!😅🤣😂
She's really blossoming in this new format. And she's quite charming as the desk anchor. You can tell she loves delivering the zingers.
She's the best thing to happen to this show since Jon Stewart.
@@eatmorenachos she needs to be the permanent host!
She is terrible. What are you people on?
@@2hard2trollbruh They happily do NOT dwell in their parents' basement and are competent with healthy, dynamic social interactions.
They booked Jackie, and she delivered
I was watching smosh videos and missing her last night. I freaked when I seen her!
Jackie?
She booked!!!!
@@hwells64SAME
@@hwells64which person was jacky? why are we happy to see jacky?
The side eye one of the twin girls gave was great!
Best holiday greeting this year: May all your social obligations be brief.
Definitely the most realistic Hallmark Channel type movie.
Kosta’s character honestly feels like a stalker. She made the right choice saying no, and saying no again, and saying no the third time. 😂
Fourth times the charm!
@@darkpatches Four nos and a yes is still grounds for a restraining order
Was it only three times?
@@darkpatches 🙄..really?
@@tracyholmes9193 Fifth?
Desi is AMAAAAAAZING
I wish this was a real movie.
Everyone living in every cookie cutter Christmas romcom while the protagonist is just not having it.
“What do you want to do?”
“Move to Canada. I’m not kidding.”
Amen, Sister. You speak for every sane person in this country.
I’m thinking Mexico. I like warm weather. Canada’s too cold.
@ Mexico is nice, if you can avoid being kidnapped or murdered. Vancouver is not terribly cold, but it’s rainy and cloudy (like Seattle). Of course, with Donnie on the throne, neither Mexico nor Canada is safe from invasion.
@@MaryF-n8c But Canada has maple syrup!
@@tracychristenson177 I do love maple syrup👍
Please. Now.
I'm entering 2025 with a "No thank you" attitude
I'll be watching comedy and music videos while writing checks to causes that might have an impact.
Same here. Yesterday, I said my first "No, Thank You" for 2025 for a "Hey, do you want to go... in January?".
i'm entering the next four years with the attitude "i made it through 4 years of high school" i can do this.
@@nancyjfs Same.. comedy, music (not videos) and support/fund guardrails… open to suggestions (Democracy Docket top of my list). Also my "representatives" are going to know me very well.
@@gr8dvd The calling reps (and my Senators) one is too real lol I just did that a few weeks ago
I relate to Desi's anger. Love her artistic expression of it.
Kudos to the writer(s) of this piece!! 🤣🤣🤣
This was amazing!
But between his skills as bartender and his scarf getting longer at each scene, I don't get how Christine cannot fall for Scott...
I unironically would watch this movie
Wow. This so captured my feelings!
Being single is way more satisfying. (It's my person preference too.)
"Individually Owned and Operated"
I kept waiting for this to take a Kubrick-esque turn, with the cheerful voiceover lady suddenly dropping into a lower register and murmuring levelly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist that you get into the proper spirit here, Christine."
Surviving this year was a real accomplishment
This year? You thought that this year was bad? Man... you are going to be SO disappointed over the next 4 years...
@@HyBrithe only 4 years? aren´t we an optimist
lol calm down you’re seriously soft. It’s just an election, get over it. You’ve allowed yourself to be swept away in this echo chamber whirlwind. It’s not that bad , they’ll be another in 4 years and every 4 years after
You must've done a lot of repressing of emotions and have a far more cynical, myopic worldview if you think 2024 was anywhere nearly as bad as 2020? 2020 saw massive racial unrest, riots nationwide with the George Floyd protests, Covid-19 infecting, killing hundreds of thousands of Americans with still no mandated vaccine available. Social distancing, schools, malls, supermarkets, entire downtown metro areas of major cities shut down, our economy short-circuiting.
Biden defeating Trump in the 2020 elections mightve been great but that's a relatively positive move despite 2020 being one of the most divisive, contensious and roughest years in American and world history since 1968.
2024 seems very tame by comparison. If Biden hadn't waited nearly two years to announce he wouldn't run for a second term and allow newer, younger candidates like Shapiro, Newsom, and VP Harris to have an actual Democratic caucus, and a true, potent legitimate counter-point to Trump. Harris made a great "last-minute, emergency" pick, but she didn't have nearly enough time.
Considering how some cognitive psychologists have claimed Trump is in the early stages of Alzheimer's/dementia, I doubt Donnie will know who he is or certain members of his own cabinet much leas scheme around for more time to stay in office. And after Trump, who does GOP have to legitimately run to succeed him? MAGA begins and ends with Trump, period. They won't accept J.D. Vance because he's not Trump, he's not experienced enough to be "his own man", some MAGA types suspect he really isn't one of them due to his past remarks; that he's more of a duplitious opportunist. Desantis puts up some MAGA rhetoric but he'll never get their full support due to being conditioned by Trump to dislike him over the years.
Haley and Desantis will likely be the GOP's top POTUS candidates for the 2028 election.
Kosta's creepy characters feel so real. I'm almost worried for New Yorkers , even the subway pole licker guy ... 😅
Now is the Winter of our Discontent - and the next four after that - if we survive them? 😲
JACKIE! AYEEE, WE MISS YOU GUURRLLL
I really expected the twist to be that Todd had Canadian citizenship and ran an edutainment startup in Vancouver.
An anti-Hallmark Christmas movie? I'd watch that.
It never ceases to amaze me how awesome Desi Lydic is.
I was blissfully unaware of these saccharine coated films for years, sadly Channel 5 here in the UK have started showing them and even the trailers for them make my teeth hurt.
The royal family seems to be ready to follow the tradition of the American celebration of Christmas is held on Christmas morning. It looks as though the entire inventory of a toy store has been placed under a dead or artificial tree and the family endures a marathon of unwrapping gifts.
All it was missing was a caroler holding a lit candle and her putting it out with a bucket of water 😅
Desi Lydic and Julie Nolke are the funniest and most talented comedians around today !!! ❤❤them
Can this please be a real 2 hour movie??!
My feelings exactly dealing with Hallmark movies. They make people think there is always a happy ending. Not reality for many of us. This year slim to none! Desk and writers nailed it!!! 😊
#5B approved. She is truly a hero of our time. Way to avoid the financial hit and endless free labor👍🏾
Desi is awesome. That was fantastic/hilarious
Anybody else expecting those two girls to say "Come and play with us.... forever and ever"?
1:42 Jackie Uweh!!
lol, that was perfect! Sums up my attitude as well 😀🎄
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. With love from 🇨🇦
You survived 2024, what an accomplishment
No! Just wait for 2025-2028...
We still have two weeks left of it.
Thank goodness I’m with Trevor here in Msanzi ( South Africa) it’s Summer .. Braais sunshine and beaches … ( which is every Christmas I’ve ever known for 50 years) .. 🎉🎉
Incredible! What a great combination Michael and Desi 🙌🏼
I prefer the Christmas romance movie where she leaves behind her quaint but backwards hometown and her high-school boyfriend, and goes to the big city to start her wonderful career. Plus she gets a meet-cute with an architect (because it's always an architect), and lives happily ever after in the city.
JACKIE!!!!!!!!! ❤❤❤ Oh how I miss Jacklyn Uweh on Smosh ❤
1:29 It would have been hilarious if Desi would have said: "Did you drug this with love?" Right before almost eating the pie.
I'm gonna watch this movie it looks great. So so cute
Better not have asked your parents in smalltownsville who they voted for
Kosta's character totally voted Trump and left the entire downballot blank.
I always wanted to see what "The Twilight Zone" would do with a xmas romcom.
😂😂 now I feel the urge to share this with all my friends addicted to reading holiday themed romance novels 😅🤣🤣🤣
This is how I want my Christmas to be, and I already live in Canada. Why can't they make more movies like this? ;)
Alberta, right ?
@@johnleecobain7249 Well duh ;)
Are you taking in any roommates from the States?!?
@@johnleecobain7249 If it were BC they'd be filming three of these on his block as we speak.
I feel ya'. BRILLIANT!!!! 😆
Love Desi! And yes please do come to Canada! 🇨🇦
"I'm just a rugged man working at every small business in town" I am using this, it's hilarious.
Grizzly bear for secretary 😂
Joke's on you. An anti-holiday, anti-romcom will still get me in the mood for the Christmas season lol.
She/this sketch makes it okay for me to NOT go down that rabbit hole of nostalgic nonsense, as if I’m not enough as I am! Thx 😘Desi!
Festivus! For the rest of us!
Just like every year!
At 0:41 the smartphone displays as a social media post that says "Trump nominates a grizzly bear as Treasury Secretary."
That would be the least bit surprising at this point.
3:00 "Hey, are you single?" 🤣
I'm getting myself a box of Franzia and some Astroglide and staying home this holiday season.
Conservatives will watch this and wonder why she was so mean
The fact that you think that shows how ignorant u are about conservatives. The dem bubble is why you lost.
@@boomzilla86 sounds like something a conservative incel would say.
@@boomzilla86 haha great demonstration of what the video is all about. Merry Xmas to you Scrooge.
@@boomzilla86or it shows how ignorant conservatives appear to be.
@@boomzilla86all right then, what's a tariff
Kosta's scarf got progressively longer and longer. 😅😅😅
Desi is sooooo cool❤
my sentiments, exactly
It’s missing a veteran actor we haven’t heard from anymore in the supporting cast.
Yes! Go, Desi-you tell’em!
Me too Lydic, me too..
unless it’s you then Merry Christmas to me!!!
🇨🇦 Desi, proud Canadians here. We have a spare bedroom for you. Ready when you are! But hurry before we build a wall !
We’re near Ottawa so you can cover Canadian politics and our response to the orange menace … 🥂 🎅🏻 🤶🏻
That was hilarious. Thanks. Needed the laugh like medicine.
Brilliant; and I love how everything has to be about Christmas (e.g., Christine is a "Big City Christmas journalist"; 🤣).
Wow, Desi is a great actor,
Love it! Merry Christmas to all! ✨
As a recent widow, I totally approve this message.
Oh my gosh those twins are adorable
It's Jackie Uweh again! She booked!
As a 61 yr old white female who HATES Hallmark Christmas movies, I absolutely ❤ this sketch!!!: 😂
Needed the parents to ramble about how moral and virtuous the president elect is.
Finally a Christmas movie that doesn't make me do maths and then have me groaning that "It's been 5 days! Calm down".
This comes up a lot in reading or teaching Shakespeare, particularly _Romeo and Juliet_ , and I read once a suggestion to think of each day as representing the condensed version of a month. Still a whirlwind romance, but not absurd.
I work in retail during the holiday season, every freaking break room played Hallmark movies on a loop 🤑🤮🤮