Make sure you're sitting down for this one, because it'll be a lot to push through... 0:00 Intro 2:54 Part 1 - Preparation (H) 26:00 Part 2 - The run starts... I guess If you would like to support the channel, you can become a channel member and gain access to perks like early access: th-cam.com/channels/TXq-6py1mnaAmVadMeY_Cg.htmljoin Discord: discord.com/invite/9wmc2AV6fJ
And this is why I enjoy your content. Your challenge runs don't amount to 'I'm just going to Git Gud and that's it', you actually work to deal with the challenges with more than just 'Be more skilled' as your solutions. I'm not saying it's not impressive to see people deal with these games with incredibly low damage, but when you see the same person do it ten times, by the tenth time it's gone from impressive and entertaining to boring as hell.
@@michasokoowski6651 I never took to Ymfah's stuff TBH. I can either read or watch a video, but trying to do both at the same time irritates the hell out of me, so his no-voice style doesn't jive with me.
@@nssheepster same. I have huge respect for ymfah and what he does, but his format just isnt for me. Since i use videos to fall asleep to, or put them on my second monitor for background while im doing something, i have no idea whats going on if theres no narration
The jokes in your scripts and editing are truly next level, especially considering English isn't your first language. But your epic gamer skill would keep me coming back even if you weren't hilarious. Cheers.
Shadps4 is making progress in emulating Bloodborne. It's in game in Bloodborne Alpha aka the Network Test. Graphics are an backscreen with with some UI working so it's not playable. Their also a in game screenshot. The opening cutscene in Bloodborne is playing with correct audio. The cutscene plays in slow motion so audio is out of sync. Hopefully Shadps4 will continue making fast progress emulating Bloodborne!
This is one of the most impressive challenge runs I’ve ever seen. The amount of times my jaw dropped or I said “I can’t believe he actually did that” is way more than any other I’ve seen. Subscribed.
Only you could make this game even shittier. Really enjoyed the disastrous encounter with the rats! Couldn't believe how long it lasted. Though, in hindsight, eating while watching this was not my blightest idea. Thank you for giving us the runs, Press!
@@PressContinueShortened names tend to have British origins, so take it up with them. It usually goes as such: Name> Shortened name> Shortened name that sounds like the previous shortened name
Kudos, sir. The amount of wordplay to sift through in this video is truly intoxicating. I was looking for poop but i found gold. Also, greeting from Deutschland! Even though you like to sh*t on the germ(an)s, I know you're mostly just taking the piss ;-)
the amount of poop jokes made in this video is exactly 43. Yes I counted. My personal favorites: 2 girls 1 cup, fecality, skidmarksmanship and brown nosing.
The year is 2049. The rebel AI robots were defeated after a long and taxing war, but a few remain hidden between us, hunted, scheming. Your job is to access the humanity of a candidate, who has passed all of the tests so far. But you have an unknown ace up your sleeve, knowledge of an old and forgotten defect. You scribe a special word on a piece of paper, and tell him to read it aloud. You look him in the eyes, and as he says “piupa” you know you’ve succeeded once again.
>be me >finish remaking all of Zelda 1 into a single level in Quest Master (basically, Zelda Maker) as a shitpost >treat myself to this video as a reward for finally finishing such a task >24:51
Man I love this guy's writing. So juvenile, so hilariously well thought out. I would love to see a script co-written by him and the Diablo 2 youtuber Seer. The world wouldn't be ready for the lungs burst from laughter.
this was definitely a video i couldve watched before going to bed before going to work. i surely wont have strange dreams tonight. thanks, press continue!
When I saw the thumbnail in the community post, I thought it was going to be a Gyrm cosplay playthrough. Not much of a challenge on its own, but it would be cool seeing the Gyrm gear actually get used.
ds2 has the easiest build set up lmao, considering you can get to like half the places without killing more than one or 2 bosses, plus it made all the goofy and weird builds actually viable.
Just the other day I was thinking to myself if dark souls 1 is possible to beat with only dung pies. But I think too many mandatory bosses are immune to toxic.. Thank you for still scratching the itch with this gem of a video!
If you're still wondering why Bill is short for William, it's an example of so called rhyming nicknames that were in vogue a few centuries ago. They're formed by taking a pre-existing nickname that was made by shortening and then changing the initial consonant, hence William -> Will -> Bill; another famous example is Robert -> Rob -> Bob (however, Edward -> Ed -> Ned is not an example of this; it's instead a rebracketing of "mine Ed" to "my Ned" - similar changes are common in English)
It’s oddly coincidental that I stumbled on this video after watching a video just the other day about beating DS1 while only poop walking… Unintentional spiritual sequel???
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Make sure you're sitting down for this one, because it'll be a lot to push through...
0:00 Intro
2:54 Part 1 - Preparation (H)
26:00 Part 2 - The run starts... I guess
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Should have named Part 2 “The Runs”
dude im saying it now i enjoy your vids they makke me laugh (even yes this one) the shitty cake run 💩
Press continue production schedule -
1 hour planning run
9 hours acquiring dung pies
10 hours completing run
500 hours writing poop puns for each boss
It's way easier to get dung pies in DS1. In DS2, you ain't getting shit.
Press should just block the comments, you win
How do I applaud this?
LMAO
And this is why I enjoy your content. Your challenge runs don't amount to 'I'm just going to Git Gud and that's it', you actually work to deal with the challenges with more than just 'Be more skilled' as your solutions. I'm not saying it's not impressive to see people deal with these games with incredibly low damage, but when you see the same person do it ten times, by the tenth time it's gone from impressive and entertaining to boring as hell.
Then there is ymfah who does things like beating ds1 with shit in pants...
@@michasokoowski6651 I never took to Ymfah's stuff TBH. I can either read or watch a video, but trying to do both at the same time irritates the hell out of me, so his no-voice style doesn't jive with me.
This tbh most challenge runs are technically low damage runs so it gets stale once you realized it.
@@kucingcing Not really, a lot of challange runs rely on having big damage so you can kill boss before he gets you.
@@nssheepster same. I have huge respect for ymfah and what he does, but his format just isnt for me. Since i use videos to fall asleep to, or put them on my second monitor for background while im doing something, i have no idea whats going on if theres no narration
I feel like what kept Press motivated during the Royal Rat Vanguard fight is knowing how many poop jokes he could make once he succeeded.
28:51 The ruin Scent-Anal is the most hilarious, yet the most creative wordplay i’ve ever seen
The rotten's battle with the great mighty poo theme killed me.
This is just like Gorbino's Quest. This is the Gorbino's Quest of excrement pastry. (delicious?)
We do, in fact, love Cruelty Squad references
To quote a certain dutch guy: "Crappalicious what a bunch of pupa" ;)
Press:
*"My leaf's are all covered in Pupa"!*
And once more... due to the lack of toilet paper in the medieval style world of Drangleic.
@@PressContinue That sounds pretty *Pupalicious!*
He's got a bottle of MiraLax on the desk, lmao.
>Dupes dung pies
>Still trying to figure out how to kill the boss that blocks access to the dung pie vendor
You, uh, you okay there, dude?
You'd have to use a very loose definition for the word okay
The jokes in your scripts and editing are truly next level, especially considering English isn't your first language. But your epic gamer skill would keep me coming back even if you weren't hilarious. Cheers.
This has quickly become my #2 favorite video of yours!
The dark souls 2 challenges just hit different
Shadps4 is making progress in emulating Bloodborne. It's in game in Bloodborne Alpha aka the Network Test. Graphics are an backscreen with with some UI working so it's not playable. Their also a in game screenshot.
The opening cutscene in Bloodborne is playing with correct audio. The cutscene plays in slow motion so audio is out of sync.
Hopefully Shadps4 will continue making fast progress emulating Bloodborne!
This is one of the most impressive challenge runs I’ve ever seen. The amount of times my jaw dropped or I said “I can’t believe he actually did that” is way more than any other I’ve seen. Subscribed.
This challenge run is shit, I love it
Finally, challenge run of an actually good game
The Southpark zipline bit cracked me up. I love that episode.
This video made miss my ex again. Thanks, mr Press Continue. 😥
Er... how exactly?
She was making me feel like a crap **ba dum tusss**
Because... She was crap?? 🤣 🤣
Ah I thought that your ex might have made the bathroom uninhabitable for long periods of time or something 😁
1. She was making me feel like a poop
2. She has an amazing poop hole
Thank you for making a ds2 video. This is my favorite game in the series so i love when you upload ds2 challenge runs
You really wrote a lot of puns for this one. You must be pooped.
The intro is just one reason of many why press continue is my favorite souls challenge runner. Never change, you absolute legend
galvanized square steel mentioned🔥🔥🔥
Only you could make this game even shittier. Really enjoyed the disastrous encounter with the rats! Couldn't believe how long it lasted. Though, in hindsight, eating while watching this was not my blightest idea. Thank you for giving us the runs, Press!
Jim isn't short for Jonathan, it's short for James
Either way, it's weird
Jimes
@@PressContinuebe a lot weirder if we went about calling Jameses “Jam” methinks
@@PressContinueShortened names tend to have British origins, so take it up with them. It usually goes as such: Name> Shortened name> Shortened name that sounds like the previous shortened name
Jimathan
Kudos, sir. The amount of wordplay to sift through in this video is truly intoxicating. I was looking for poop but i found gold. Also, greeting from Deutschland! Even though you like to sh*t on the germ(an)s, I know you're mostly just taking the piss ;-)
Your wordplay is absolutely diabolical, in the best way possible. So damn good, truly one of the orators of our time
Another DS2 video, what a blessed day❤
The editing this video was superb man😂
The boss name edits were a great touch 😂
im glad i noticed that all boss names are normal and 100% not changed. Almost missed it
the amount of poop jokes made in this video is exactly 43. Yes I counted. My personal favorites: 2 girls 1 cup, fecality, skidmarksmanship and brown nosing.
So happy we can't smell our games. Awesome video
The amount of effort you put into these videos and jokes is just insane and I mean that as a compliment!
The year is 2049. The rebel AI robots were defeated after a long and taxing war, but a few remain hidden between us, hunted, scheming.
Your job is to access the humanity of a candidate, who has passed all of the tests so far. But you have an unknown ace up your sleeve, knowledge of an old and forgotten defect.
You scribe a special word on a piece of paper, and tell him to read it aloud. You look him in the eyes, and as he says “piupa” you know you’ve succeeded once again.
@@eduardorickrot4763 you're about to kill a whole load of people for being British. I don't think we're all robots. Yet? Some people make me question
>be me
>finish remaking all of Zelda 1 into a single level in Quest Master (basically, Zelda Maker) as a shitpost
>treat myself to this video as a reward for finally finishing such a task
>24:51
Amazing work as always.
Man I love this guy's writing. So juvenile, so hilariously well thought out. I would love to see a script co-written by him and the Diablo 2 youtuber Seer. The world wouldn't be ready for the lungs burst from laughter.
The lesson from part 1: it is almost impossible to unalive a rat with farts.
The dark souls 2:2 dlc came out so pc had to go back to dark souls 2:1 to make sure it was still the best game ever made
this was definitely a video i couldve watched before going to bed before going to work. i surely wont have strange dreams tonight. thanks, press continue!
When I saw the thumbnail in the community post, I thought it was going to be a Gyrm cosplay playthrough. Not much of a challenge on its own, but it would be cool seeing the Gyrm gear actually get used.
Hand over your dark stool must be one of your finest creations yet. Cracked me up for sure, thanks :D
I suppose it's theme appropriate that I had diarrhoea while watching this video.
I love ds2 so much!! I miss ds2 videos, thanks for this one
All I can say about the tremendous amount of effort to push this video out is “Holy Shit”
Absolute masterpiece! Well done sir.
3:59 what is this quote from? It sounds so familiar but I just can't put my finger on it
Black lagoon. Episode 4 of season 2 I believe
@@PressContinueCorrect 🤣
20 minutes of prep, yeah that tracks for this game lol great video!
ds2 has the easiest build set up lmao, considering you can get to like half the places without killing more than one or 2 bosses, plus it made all the goofy and weird builds actually viable.
I'm preparing for shit-ton of Pupa Continue jokes.
10:23 Oh no, the brain rot got him too 😂
Just the other day I was thinking to myself if dark souls 1 is possible to beat with only dung pies. But I think too many mandatory bosses are immune to toxic..
Thank you for still scratching the itch with this gem of a video!
Yeah DS1 dung pie only is only possible with massive glitches to skip half the game. LilAggy did that back in 2022
Your boy always loves a good Happy Souls reference. Cheers mate
The shadowman would be your worst nightmare
If you're still wondering why Bill is short for William, it's an example of so called rhyming nicknames that were in vogue a few centuries ago. They're formed by taking a pre-existing nickname that was made by shortening and then changing the initial consonant, hence William -> Will -> Bill; another famous example is Robert -> Rob -> Bob (however, Edward -> Ed -> Ned is not an example of this; it's instead a rebracketing of "mine Ed" to "my Ned" - similar changes are common in English)
This run was torture 😭
Fun fact: the loathsome dung eater was inspired by your average ds2 fan
I love the Conkers Bad Fur Day reference XD Never get tired of that reference
This is my new favorite video for ever
The loathsome dung flinger from the elden thing
I like how this video was more like the quest to start the run
The actual run starts half way threw thanks for showing us 26 mins of you suffering just to start the run
So glad you used the Great Mighty Poo. I'd have been so disappointed if he didn't get a mention...
2 girls 1 cup of estus joke gave me traumatic flashbacks. The internet can be so shitty.
The music was good though...
I’ve just watched a video about the serial Porch Pooper and remember of this one. I think he would really enjoy this run lol
The Little John reference earned my sub.
I was laughing so hard when you told me about "pupa". And then it turns out my comrades already you about it's assholy meaning. I love it XD
I cant believe you beat dark souls 2 with dark souls 2
"Using Lockon wasn't feasable either" (paraphrased)
Dark Souls II in a nutshell
This is art. Stinky art, butt of the highest order.
Thank you.
Hilarious and fun run despite all the shit you fell into at the start 😂
He did it, after all the suffering, he can finally play the challenge
It took a lot out of me to push through this video, but thankfully I ended up with the runs for the like button. What a pile of pupa.
That you for pushing through this, Press. It was a hard one.
Love the little John reference in the rats fight
I had a good view from my throne. Nice vid.
Press has proven that he has a willpower more indestructible than a corn.
You know the video will be really chaotic when it requires that many south park references
It’s oddly coincidental that I stumbled on this video after watching a video just the other day about beating DS1 while only poop walking…
Unintentional spiritual sequel???
Your puns were especially shitty this time. Really had me falling off my stool laughing.
Now this is the s*** I've been looking for!
Honestly, first half of this video was hilarious. Almost pupaed from laughing so much
Press Continue really is the king of puns 👑
Alright, you got that like for the great mighty poo part. Had me laughing.
This is the same strategy I implement in life, I can highly recommend.
As a PressContinue subscriber watching this, I guess shit has officially hit the fan.
Why did I eat my dinner while watching this?..., still, great content, your video just keep getting better
Lean mean fighting latrine 🤣 I laughed so much at that lol another great challenge run and endless string of appropriate jokes 💩
Greatest battle I've ever witnessed. Sincerely, The Rats
deacons of the squeak
The long awaited pupa run is here
The madman did it, he beat ds2 with ds3
You can make the jump to the fragrant branch from the platform BELOW the one you were jumping from in Forest. Comes in handy on certain routes
Oooooooooh
I was not ready for the dark stool joke lmao
I was not expecting that intro
Now we need the same run in DS1 while poop walking
Press be living in a coffin house he bought after working relentlessly for years selling water
OMG I love the Scrotie Mc Boogerballs reference
the miralax as a drink is a nice touch haha