Liz Lemon's Disastrous Dates - 30 Rock

[@lexi7749]

When I was younger I related to her in a funny, cool way. Now I feel like I relate to her in a way that is...worrisome

[@andrianirosalina6761]

lexi omg me too ^o^. For me, I’m always craving a mentor like Jack. I even followed my so called “mentor” to a new workplace.

[@SamanthaJackson]

Same

[@walterm.robertsiiiphd2157]

Yes, LL is definitely channeling a wide array of modern archetypes -- and not just female ones! Genius.

[@hardikdparikh]

“Hey babyyyyy what’s wrong” 😂

[@someone1]

Same. Especially the choking in the apartment alone scares me

[@QuirkyShiny]

"I hope you enjoy the... choices that you've made" is the most polite but devastating insult ever written

[@stephaniestanley8041]

I'm going to use that...

[@jakeryan9469]

Once he said her body was like a trash bag full of pudding (or something like that)

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Match Making

[@probablynovideoshere]

“I think I read about it in the New Yorker” is my new comeback

[@mailtrap22]

"New York Review of Books" would have been better.

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

"I hope you enjoy the... choices that you've made" is pretty good to.

[@marleee.2174]

“I hope you enjoy the...uh... choices... you’ve made...” also a good burn

[@hugolewis7510]

@@mailtrap22 in what way...? Its not as snappy or humorous

[@allwrighty100]

The 'take your kid to work' kid was brilliant.

[@adamse23]

i know..i just needed to hear it

[@Dr.LongMonkey]

She had her own show on Fox called "The New Normal" it only got a season but it was pretty funny

[@abrahamtse]

@@Dr.LongMonkeyLove The New Normal!! She is even more sassy in that show.

[@daverage4729]

11.33..."It came out wrong!" "You came out wrong!" Best comeback ever

[@macc.1132]

"I hope you enjoy the choices you have made."

[@calliejohnston9489]

‘Gestures to Denis, mimes 10 and fingers up’

[@donjuan2621]

Jack”Does he know your the beeper king”Dead🤣

[@joanna1016]

Peter Dinklage was one of the best guest stars on 30 Rock! Wish they could’ve had him in more than one episode

[@quickcooking2795]

@Patrick Whelpley john hamm...omg...😂😂

[@patrickwhelpley1745]

@@quickcooking2795 I loved when Liz was eating the meal he created and shes like what is this sauce? He smiles and says its Orange gatorade! lol

[@Debonair.Aristocrat]

He was good on SNL too. '' Space Pants.''

[@EchoesDistant]

I tried to get my high-school tennis team to call me "Ace", but they wanted to call me "Shorts accident". So, we settled on "Supervirgin".

[@iarahelenameirelles3027]

I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn!

[@Jazmusique]

Iara Helena Meirelles Hahahahaha

[@michaelfarrow5817]

Even if you don't live in New York, everywhere now has a Brooklyn.

[@CarvaxIV]

As a non New Yorker, can some one explain this to me?

[@emiliabolsas]

@@CarvaxIV People in Manhattan like to act as if Brooklyn is very far away/gross/far/only for hipsters and families/far and find lots of reasons not to go.

[@A8NTnoVidHeO]

Or, it just takes a long time to get there from other boroughs and, if you've already been out all night, it'll be a pain to go anywhere and come back home. I love BK but felt that line in my soul lol

[@gemmamalo96]

love the idea that someone would have a photo of their grandmother's cousin displayed in their living room.

[@leephillips4402]

Good way to avoid accidental incest.

[@MrWegosolo]

I'd still be dating her cousin and living fabulously in that Million dollar loft. I mean it already has an elevator for our inbred child's wheelchair.

[@boogiedownjj]

Franco she ended up adopting anyway. She shoulda stayed with him

[@zkarebear]

Preach

[@sie4431]

They'd only be third cousins. Some third cousins have no shared DNA, they're that distant

[@jonathanbowers8964]

Yeah Third cousin marriages are not too bad from a genetic perspective. Prior to the invention of automobiles and greater social mobility, third cousin marriages were very common particularly in rural areas.

[@jonathanbowers8964]

Also Iceland has such a small population that they have an app that people can use on dates to determine how closely related they are to avoid dating their cousins in accident

[@em_yu]

the fact that Liz's love life is so disastrious makes me feel so much better about my own mess

[@kathymyers7279]

But your so pretty! The universe does not want you to settle!

[@knnaveen007]

"Did you tell them that you were the beeper king "

[@kennethbrady]

That kills me every time.

[@andywood5699]

I love Jack Donaghy's slight smirk while he's Laughing outrageously inside.

[@calliejohnston9489]

‘Good god, Lemon! That’s your worst quadrant!’

[@p_roduct9211]

5:17 "Well, you gotta be careful. They try to upsell you to real crab." Why are these 2 sentences so funny and underrated.

[@aziizrocks]

I just love that she 'broke' most of her exes

[@astromoonie]

those poor chickens

[@travisjohnson6676]

OK, I did the math and I believe Liz and her "cousin" are actually third cousins.
Dolly is Liz's Great Aunt and his Grandmother's cousin (more specifically his 1st cousin twice removed).
Their closet common ancestor is their mutual great great grandparent which makes them third cousins.
I had to draw a map and it's confusing.
Let me know if I made a mistake

[@sanjnaghosh6462]

Looool thank you

[@noahdiaz6654]

I love this so much. Please post this map.

[@travisjohnson6676]

@@noahdiaz6654 I don't have it.
I just printed out a chart that showed "you" and your ancestors .
I mapped out Liz and the guy separately and their relationship to Dorothy then worked up to their earliest common ancestor.
I believe that gives the correct answer but I always sucked at following family trees.

[@kr50401]

@@travisjohnson6676 I wish this was real life and you and me would be best friends

[@philb6133]

The question is, “Who has a framed picture of their Grandmother’s cousin sitting by the couch?” No one.

[@bettysmith4641]

Michael Sheen ♥️

[@june2420111]

"No rat talk tonight ok?" Lol 😆 if you have to tell that to your boyfriend, that's a deal-breaker

[@radsical1392]

How did I forget Michael Sheen’s presence?

[@SharinganMan]

why tf do you have a picture of your grandmother's cousin there

[@jennifermcgoldrick6323]

@biebersgurl98 yeah would have made much more sense if it was a group photo lol

[@flexitarianbeanqueen]

she was a real hip lady; a truly handsome woman.

[@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music]

Seriously, you don't want to know.

[@pedrocorrea6870]

"What else dont you do". Let me just take a moment to enjoy that amount of game. Bravo to whoever wrote this.

[@Yotrek]

5:43 Liz forgot Jack's negotiating techniques.
Never negotiate with yourself.

[@hannahamoah9034]

Jack: Enjoy the choices that you made...
Me: (💀)

[@uatu3021]

I don't care how personally insulted you feel, you DO NOT promise an amazing new doughnut experience and then just walk away without securing the doughnut.

[@june2420111]

Hahahahaha you got your priorities right

[@ericperry2894]

"They try to upsell you real crab"

[@jedics1]

I used to think 30 rock was a great show, then I watched this and realised I had missed a few scenes in this video, now I think it is the greatest show ever :)

[@tgraves12]

Yes

[@trs4437]

Shorts Accident and Puked-in-Thermos make a good team.

[@gccwang24]

Should have added the one with Wayne Brady's character

[@MrNeboff]

OMG that was bad bad. Didn't know i could hate any pf his characters lol

[@andrewbegay1261]

Getting shot is a pretty bad date haha

[@poptart6662012]

I enjoy vietnam re-enacting and taking pictures of interesting doors. I've actually used that on a date.

[@Will.is.Sol21]

2:47 did anyone else notice he’s drinking a Roy Rogers(Cola+Grenadine/Cherries) so not just the childishness of the “Chicken Nuggets.”

[@ronbzoom8531]

Disastrous? No broken bones. No one deported. No charges pressed. Off hand, I'd say Liz is doing well.

[@tawnygaona9114]

I miscounted the men Liz!!!

[@susioeandno1else]

Peter Hermann is so handsome

[@StandAsYouAre]

LOL!! I’m just learning the term ‘Bread Back’ and I am cracking up!

[@solongfairwellkim]

0:40 "god"

[@apolthinkmachine9418]

Wholesome reality of “this ain’t no happily after, check please, while I walk away”

[@shoorveersingh]

Peter Dinklage's Hindi accent is actually not all that bad.

[@mohammadabdulfarooqi3068]

Really?

[@unusuario5173]

😮

[@kremove]

You're joking, right?

[@erica1064]

You say that word...too much.

[@radsk8rbigollies594]

Greatest show. Simply one of the best

[@The4DKatt]

I MISCOUNTED THE MEN LIZ!

[@mariedaparellio5686]

How could she turn down ADA Cabot?!

[@coleparker11]

Does he know your the beeper king?

[@scentasia]

The vulture!

[@cl759]

Yes, l expected his eyes to go red

[@ZoeyKirituOfficial]

He's the worst 😂😂

[@MrDfix1988]

Still a better love life than mine

[@ttaylor3rd]

Kid's mom looks like Liz. Now that's comedy!

[@femaletrouble]

"I keep waiting for something to go wrong."
We all know the deal. Next slide, please.

[@we1hu1]

My my, how I miss 30 Rock!

[@1Popooo]

No rat talk tonight :)

[@patiotaiza]

I MISCOUNTED THE MEN

[@michaelg486]

10:31 is legendary

[@loganyenser9615]

What about her first date with Dr.Drew? How is that not on here?

[@angeleyeszarai]

The first guy is kinda cute wow

[@wulf8121]

Oh Liz. ❤️. We’ve all been there.

[@urbanfairy2108]

ah watching this makes my dating life look like a nice stroll through the park

[@SHIVAAAA100]

“Dolly Harling”

[@RaulieGonzo97]

Her and Wesley were perfect for each other

[@rellimnahtan]

How are you going to do a disastrous dates compilation and not include the one where she went to the hospital to see Jon Hamm's mom die, only to have to tell him he's adopted? BIG swing and a miss.

[@jennyw5976]

Came here to ask this same question. And how could they leave out the door flying open while she was pooping?

[@alittlepieceofearth]

I know I'm going to get crushed for this, but I am so with Liz on the flip flops.

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

Flip flops are the devil's shoe.

[@kathymyers7279]

Only when men do.

[@tommym321]

I only wear them to Jiu Jitsu

[@relaxationstation7634]

my godddd Michael Sheen looks beautiful

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

Michael Sheen is always beautiful. Always.

[@andresfernandes5906]

All better than any date I ever had.

[@fineblanket]

the lap sitting thing was below the belt

[@Germatti13489]

1:56 Dean Winter, the "Mayhem" guy from the Allstate commercial

[@raxxtango]

Looked Great in the Rolling Stone Article ..Black stockings and garters. woah.

[@kareninalabama]

"What woman would want all that?"
"Um..."

[@voiceguy3635]

Waaay too good.Nothing like that around these days.

[@patton303]

1:55: Dennis also sells insurance on TV and gets maimed quite frequently.

[@SOooOSooO1]

11:33😂😂😂

[@Jazmusique]

Liz Lemon is my spirit animal

[@seamslatasha3598]

Mmmmmmm Bread back. :)

[@calliejohnston9489]

Daaaang, Gretchen....

[@dani.892]

oh snap

[@shandrewsampson6539]

sitting on laps IS weird!!!

[@candicemirisha912]

Shorts accident 😝

[@rkc906]

Ooooh im starting to think of Liz Lemon is the villain!! Damn these compilations! LIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZA

[@jaydiarae]

I do.

[@purplecrayon7281]

What does "shorts accident"mean? Nevermind, I'll figure it out

[@crystallam7335]

Too funny. This is so good.

[@jonhamm6045]

Thank you very much for being a big fan. I took my time to look at my fans and followers on social media and I noticed you’re a big fan of mine. I have taken my time to appreciate some of my fans with my private email [e-mail]@gmail.com and you are one lucky one.. Thank you, much loves

[@danielenyel3542]

" my boy"

[@ErikCartman]

altouhg funny(if) liz has always been a karen

[@Reliquancy]

Are there really 17 rats per person in New York?? good lord

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

That number is probably much higher in reality.

[@CR092888]

Who is the actress at 7:13 ? It's bugging me that I can't place it...

[@Sunshine-zm1fx]

Her name is Stephanie March, and she was on Law & Order, among other things.

[@brianellinger6622]

Unless I say it...
Dont believe what they say....

[@JingLiSH]

6:39 that girl's so cute and incredibly smart. who's the actress? some daughter of a writer/producer?

[@emiliabolsas]

Bebe Wood

[@JingLiSH]

@@emiliabolsas Thank you!

[@JingLiSH]

@@emiliabolsas True!

[@trevisonclark7135]

Why is she dating Tony Blair?

[@polloloci21]

Love me some Lemon 🤤

[@jastaykotuce2249]

8:09 it would've been funny if the mother had noticed that they looked alike too

[@brianellinger6622]

Ok....

[@georgel3657]

I bet Anastasia is from Kentucky with a fake accent too

[@msdixieblues]

Peter Dinklage has such a sexy voice

[@cl759]

Sheen

[@Falconer22]

Steve had me until the no physical contact. Until then...I was easily his.

[@Missjunebugfreak]

To be honest I'd be okay with that deal. 🙈

[@Toto-95]

Third cousin is more than ok ! Second cousin is borderline alright.
First degree cousin is a bit much...

[@kathish1549]

YOU came out wrong

[@jonhamm6045]

Thank you very much for being a big fan. I took my time to look at my fans and followers on social media and I noticed you’re a big fan of mine. I have taken my time to appreciate some of my fans with my private email [e-mail]@gmail.com and you are one lucky one.. Thank you, much lovesThank you very much for being a big fan. I took my time to look at my fans and followers on social media and I noticed you’re a big fan of mine. I have taken my time to appreciate some of my fans with my private email [e-mail]@gmail.com and you are one lucky one.. Thank you, much loves

[@jbeta4948]

*...I thought we were doing sexual espionage"

[@zzzcocopepe]

I do hate Dennis but alec's snooty attitude was too real, I can't really like him for that

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

Then you don’t deserve this show.

[@zzzcocopepe]

I do

[@Icanfigureitoutintime]

I'd marry that woman

[@GnerGamer]

Hi NBC - I would like to ask a question, yesterday a youtube channel called "Vibri gameplays" changed its name to "[XRP]Rɪᴘᴘʟᴇ-NBC NEWS". I would like to know if you have acquired the rights to this channel or if you have anything related to this change. Thank I forward.

[@locusarete3499]

Yo dude don't be a nark