Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Well he is taking to many many people on the show. Him keeping that in mind is probably why he is so good at the solo style. He never forgets there IS a massive audience watching.
I would be extremely interested to hear Tim Dillon's take on John McAfee hanging himself in Spanish prison. His take on McAfee in general would be pretty interesting too.
@@ceehads Oh, I'm not disputing him being a troll or comparing him to Epstein or anything. The guy is just such a loon it seems like Tim would have a field day with his story.
Tim's moving to Austin was a false flag attack on himself. He knew it was a bad idea and knew he would need to move soon after but did it anyway to stir up drama and laughs.
I have a secret source that says the move was prompted by a scandalous jezebel and her lover, Joe Rogan. My source is very close to the whole thing so spread that as 💯% Gospel. 😏
🐠I help expose our evil government (the Illuminati) I have 2,000,000+ overall channel views 💚🌌⏰(The about section on my page will 140% blow your mind lol)😱✊💯
I’m in the same boat, he’s the only one that I thought was worth paying for, he’s that good. I’m so glad I discovered them these dudes practically saved my life and this podcast may be the best content online currently
Then when you ask him how he does it. How he sneaks w all that weight, but also is seemingly never sneaking. Always sipping a coke walking out into death only to come back unscathed. He tells you one day Gary V told him to win so he did.
I want a two part Curb episode with Tim as a Madoffesque investment villain who sells Larry a franchise pyramid type thing, who Larry then unwittingly ends up being the ultimo muchacho of
🐠I help expose our evil government (the Illuminati) I have 2,000,000+ overall channel views 💚🌌⏰(The about section on my page will 140% blow your mind lol)😱✊💯
A pattern that I have noticed in something that I really admire and respect about Tim is how every time that this guy or anyone compliments him he gives a very quick and concise thank you and then immediately returns back to asking an interview question about the guest. He is not self absorbed, he really doesn't like being the spotlight as far as showering compliments on him. He gracefully accept the compliment and directly moves back on every single time
he said same with kardashian's show... a show which is in its 20th season, with twice as many episodes as curb, and which has led to multiple billion dollar empires. some moment lol i love Jeff but think he was a bit off on some of that perspective
@@ereek5 yeah, i guess he is deep into the hollywood cavern and would die to prove why its never going to die. But we all, that its time for hollywood to evolve and change to the climate.
@bcobb7777 Or.....culture has become incredibly homogenized, corporate, and superficial and the masses that watch this crap are doing it wrong. This time, it really is the children who are wrong.
I think he thrives in chaos and Texas has dampened some of the surrounding horror to a depressing, slow level and less crazy people shooting eachother.
According to someone close to Sign family, he hung himself with a dog leash wrapped around the top of a door. Apparently his feet were touching the floor. I'm from Hoover and it's all everyone was talking about it for a week or two. I'm not suicidal btw.
Love the interview with Jeff Garlin. Two really, really smart people breaking down the industry in a very honest way. I hope Jeff's right that we're about ready for a deluge of actually funny comedy movies.
It's so sweet how excited, hyped, and supportive Jeff is for you! Also, I'm PISSED you didn't get the role as the plumber! That would have been one of my favorite cameos ever! I think you're great and a true gem. I have high hopes of you being a huge star one day. Like he was saying once everything starts to shift into a new time which I think the pandemic paved the way for, things will be different. People are starting to give less of a fuck about watching rich people show off their luxuries and complain about rich problems and look for genuine people that they can laugh at who are relatable and admireable such as yourself. So, I think your time to get up to that peak is arriving very soon. 😊 I love you Tim. Good luck and safe travels. ❤
I have, on occasion, acted like I wanted to pimp out people I was going out with. No one ever got offended, it's a multilevel compliment. Tim's good people.
Sometimes I worry if I ever met Tim, he’d immediately judge me as a slightly overweight woman with long brightly coloured hair and tattoos. I’d have to assure him that I’m not an SJW or activist of any kind and he needn’t worry. I just made many poor life choices.
When I moved back home from LA the first time in 2015, i was doing Postmates until I found steady work. I got a call from a casting network asking if I was able to be on set as a stand-in for The Goldberg’s. I was in Oklahoma City, it was midnight, and there was no way I could make it. I was devastated. I remember feeling like I really missed a huge opportunity to put myself in contact with the right people to get my career moving in the right direction. I still think about it often. Jeff, if you happen to read comments, just know that if there is any stand in work I can do on the Goldberg’s, I’ll make the journey. I won’t be stupid like last time, and I won’t let you down. Sincerely, David Greyson A long time fan and aspiring actor
Aspiring to be an actor is like filing your cranium to look like a tightly coiled pile of shit. Please tell our youth of how to not follow your impotent life example.
@@BhowardUM88 Because I don't abandon people after 1 or even 2 questionable opinions. Superbad was written by him, and in 40 yr old virgin he was funny, and knocked up. I do hate Judd Apatow, but I am not ready to totally write Seth Rogen off.
@@peanutgallery7753 I won’t say he’s never made me laugh, cause he has occasionally and I liked Futureman. But I don’t find him to be consistently funny. Too each their own, i was half joking anyway
Anybody who believes that a homeowner should be held liable for some critter, creature, or bug that crawls into a house and bites somebody is insane. There's no way to control, predict, or prevent things like that. Now if it was the homeowners pet Brown Recluse,, that would be a different story. lol
They admitted there was an infestation of spiders (that he wasn’t told about) and he was injured at work to no fault of his own. He deserves workers comp.
I’ll be honest. I’m a straight man… but when Tim wears a solid dark t shirt with those black aviators and he gets going on a rant… my tailgate gets unlocked if ya know what I mean
Jeff is so sweet! He seems like a fanboy of Tim, it's so cute. Jeff seems like a super cool and awesome guy. He's over here trying to get Tim on TV meanwhile Tim is like TV is dead and I'm making bank on Patreon lol. Perhaps he is still sore from not getting the part on Curb, but it's not like he needed it anyways. How adorbs. Awesome interview. Loved it and I love both of these big sweeties and both shows. Amazing. Now that Conan is gone, Tim is filling in that hole in my heart. ❤❤❤❤
Finally, a voice of reason. He threw me off with Jake Paul but I appreciate his opinion. It's a generational thing. He is spot on though with the business, we are due for a new wave of comedy to represent the modern times. It's coming and dude gave us hope. Perhaps it will break Timmy's cynicism albeit justified regarding hollywood.
Ben doesn’t have the stamina to play golf 4 times a week with Bill Clinton in Wyoming. Although, much like Harrison, Ben gets injured every time he comes on set.
I find that I'm always intoxicated when I listened to this the day of release.... Saturdays. Props to Tim and "Jamie" .. much respect to your NY hustle and Cali swag, and now some Texas freedoms. Keep rantin
I like to imagine that Tim’s rant destroyed Aunt Kathleen’s life, and she now watches each episode religiously in an unfurnished apartment with vitriol and confusion-aggressively chewing Vicodin and slugging Franzia pinot gris-because she isn’t in on any of his stuff and yet her life has been so utterly decimated by Tim’s show & talent, so she can do nothing but glare at her laptop and cry as Tim screams about Blue Chew and Israel.
@@TheAverageSavage1021 preaching to the choir, pal! I got discs popping out of my spine and I can’t get so much as a Vicodin because of the fear of prescribing opes. I’d like Kathleen’s doctor, in fact.
I love that the caretaker of the infested air b&b rather the just quitting his job, just kept working there until he got bit by something lmao. Like why wouldn't you find any other job lmao
Saturday nights used to be spent getting drunk with friends and going out. Now I get drunk alone and wait for this podcast to drop. Tim's the only friend I need. And Candace Owens.
Jeff could get Tim cast for all the stuff that Chris Farley did LOL..Tim just stay away from the 'speedballs'...with the morphine and the coke and the whole being dead thing..not a good look LOL
When you realize that Jeff Garlan is a fan of Tim and Ben, you know Tims funny he practically praised him, more proof that my patreon subscription to Tim was the right choice
@@nvmm166 a bum that’s worth $15 million and either has had or does all these jobs, Actor, Television producer, Film director, Voice Actor, Screenwriter, Author, Comedian, Radio personality, Film Producer. Dislike him all you want that’s your opinion but describing him as a bum is disingenuous. I’m not a huge fan by any means not like I seek out his material just pointing out the obvious here
@@dakotadad8835 if your not a fan why did u say his endorsement meant something😂 what you wrote was some of the gayest self serving shit I’ve ever heard, get over yourself
@@nvmm166 oh my bad I just realized I’m communicating with someone who has the thought process of a nine-year-old, gotcha, good luck with that… time to become an adult now and Move out of mom’s basement
See Tim live on tour: www.timdilloncomedy.com/
The LEGEND is back on tour!❤
Yeah Ben can be the next lawnmower man
@Nicola Ciervo offs
RIP John Mcafee
@Nicola Ciervo He sold out 5 shows at Caroline's in NYC in July
Tim: “Suicide is very sad.”
Ben: *Nods while wearing a shirt with Porky Pig blowing his own brains out*
Is that their merch?
That's why he is better than Jamie.
@@tryhardfinessedyou Jamie is a Hollywood hack who isn’t camera material
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind super Interesting, what is this process called? I'd love to read up more on this!
My world is way fucking better since Tim entered it. Most shit sucks. This doesn't.
True but hey not everything suck
Unless it’s you
you still suck.
Tim’s show saved my life, literally.
@@aleclala132 Come get it then ya dink.
This and cumtown are the only 2 things that hit for me
I got into it with a relative. Next day i heard his podcast where he blasted his aunt. Great therapy and healing.
Tim wears shades now because Ben's wife gave him a black eye
🤣🤣🤣
He gave himself that black eye and blamed it on his wife to drive a wedge between them. Fake businesses extraordinare.
And ben gave his wife a black guy
😂😂😂
Yes or Yes
I like how it always looks like Tim is talking to guests in his imagination
😂😂
“Internal” Dialogue
The show is 10x better when you watch it this way
Well he is taking to many many people on the show. Him keeping that in mind is probably why he is so good at the solo style. He never forgets there IS a massive audience watching.
It’s all part of the fake business model. You can do anything on the internet these days.
It’s cool to see Tim giving smaller shows some exposure.
Larry David asked him to borrow 300 dollars and he said no
I like that he humbles himself to have people like this on his show, he's not big-leaguing anybody!
Yeah lmao this episode it out of touch to old guys
Listening to Tim's podcast is so damn therapeutic. It's like a weekly hate purge for my soul. Keep doing God's work.
de fkng una
Yes or yes 🙌
God bless
Seeing him perform on my birthday Saturday was the pinnacle of birthdays
You ain’t lying 💯 such a gangster
I don’t think Tim ever went to Austin at all. He just wraps a purple curtain around him and Ben at the food court.
😂
Is this a gay joke?
@@cheapmusicgear ur a gay joke
@@TrollHiddenCave is that a gay joke?
@@cheapmusicgear no u
Tim Dillon reading the news needs to be a regular thing.
“I am *not* suicidal.” - Tim Dillon, June, 2021
It’s, uh….it’s sometimes important to note these things.
Tax dollars
Tim Dillon dead at 37 in a Spanish prison. $Whacked
There's that acceptable level of narcissism that allows the thought to exist, but the follow through to be disagreeable.
This is the only podcast that's too hilarious to listen to while trying to sleep.
Chip Chipperson between Chip, Anthony, and Bobby really get me to crack up when I'm trying to sleep too lol
@@georgewashington2290 who the fook are those guys ???!
@@CoolAdam247 😂
Are you perhaps trying to sleep while in a big city? Because you know what I Will post if you say yes.
@@CoolAdam247 the only one i can think of is maybe he is talking about bobby lee? no idea who is anthony or chip hahahah
Tim giving Ben tips about going on OnlyFans "Your body's not great but.."
If ben had only fans you would sign up in second susan. I seen you out here.
@@sgtlyons999 Susan out here doing bad 😩
It’s ok Susan. That’s life in the big city…
36:57 I like how Tim said Ben looked like a kid who "heard a lot of loud noises" lol
Ida needs to start an OF. Yes or YES!
Ray kump impersonation should be in every episode
Ray needs to be on way more often. Their dynamic is perfect.
i watch the tim does ray kump impressions compilations whenever i need to laugh my ass off
@@earl-larsen I need to find those. Ray is not that funny but Tim’s impression is hilarious
Lersen to me!
@@kyanrinel5898 agreed Tim is better at being Ray than Ray is
I would be extremely interested to hear Tim Dillon's take on John McAfee hanging himself in Spanish prison. His take on McAfee in general would be pretty interesting too.
I thought for sure he would mention it!
He probably recorded before the news broke
Why the fuck didn’t he talk about this on the pod? I’m halfway thru and I’m disappointed to learn this.
@@ceehads Oh, I'm not disputing him being a troll or comparing him to Epstein or anything. The guy is just such a loon it seems like Tim would have a field day with his story.
That guy is worth looking into because he lived a WILD life for a guy who made one of the most despised software programs of the last decade.
Tim's moving to Austin was a false flag attack on himself. He knew it was a bad idea and knew he would need to move soon after but did it anyway to stir up drama and laughs.
I have a secret source that says the move was prompted by a scandalous jezebel and her lover, Joe Rogan. My source is very close to the whole thing so spread that as 💯% Gospel. 😏
Got rear-ended whilst listening to the last pod and almost got pushed into incoming traffic, great time!
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Sounds like fake insurance claim business to me
@@michaeljackson8390
Fake business🤡
Should’ve kept your mouth shut
Caitlynn Jenner has gotta quit tail-gaiting
Tim Dillon, the funniest CIA agent EVER!
sounded like CIA to me too (CAA). ahhaha although i pump up the playback speed.
@@1MinuteFlipDoc this…… 😂
allegedly.
"That looks like a WITCH did it" LOL
because it was yes or yes
I died 😂😂
omg so true so funnnnny
lmfao
Cannot disagree.
Tim's the only patreon I pay for. $5 a month, so $1.25 for an extra ep a week. That's good fake business
I’m in the same boat, he’s the only one that I thought was worth paying for, he’s that good. I’m so glad I discovered them these dudes practically saved my life and this podcast may be the best content online currently
@@dakotadad8835 matt and shane
@@ScanManDaMurka Matt & Shane’s podcast is Shrek 1. No doubt….
Imagine paying for patrron content cuntown boys get thier patron shot for free on TH-cam. 😎 I'm gay
Tim looking like that dude in the Vietnam war that never dies no matter what. Just walks through the bloodshed unharmed and unbothered.
Then when you ask him how he does it. How he sneaks w all that weight, but also is seemingly never sneaking. Always sipping a coke walking out into death only to come back unscathed. He tells you one day Gary V told him to win so he did.
life in the big city
@@sorryimsosad I’m just picturing him snorting coke off his hand while doing it.
@@ceehads Jack black playing tim who’s playing Jack black
I want a two part Curb episode with Tim as a Madoffesque investment villain who sells Larry a franchise pyramid type thing, who Larry then unwittingly ends up being the ultimo muchacho of
HBO oughta action it.
Larry finds out Tim fled the country the day after he signed him up
Comedy gold, yes or yes?
STUNNING ESTATES + FAKE BUSINESS => What COuld Go Wrong ?
Last time I was this early to something, Hillary was only in single digit kills.
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@@michaeljackson8390 Your a fed, and @staggolee that’s hilArious
@Rachel Black who, me? I get 15 total internet minutes here at GitMo, so if we're gonna e-argue, I need to know if it's on or not. Thank you.
Tim Dillon and Ben Avery saved my life, not hyperbole being serious thank you…love ya guys
I want an NFT of Ben laughing.
Same
‘Giggling’ as Tim calls it.
“Told my psychologist I’m suicidal. He said from now on, you need to pay in advance”
-Rodney Dangerfield
If Tim Dillion & Joey Diaz did a podcast, it would be called: Truly Tremendous
Joey most recent joint had tim on
Tim sounds like Jiminy Glick when his voice goes real high.
As a long time Glick fan I have thought this forever and I’m elated someone else made that connection.
@Nasim Aghdam amazin'
And looks like Officer Barbrady.
Glick, God I loved that show. Long live Martin Short
Literally 5 seconds into the video and this reference is making me lol before I've even heard it
As soon as Jeff started talking about Chris Delia, Ben cut his mic off.
#DillonGate
++
A pattern that I have noticed in something that I really admire and respect about Tim is how every time that this guy or anyone compliments him he gives a very quick and concise thank you and then immediately returns back to asking an interview question about the guest. He is not self absorbed, he really doesn't like being the spotlight as far as showering compliments on him. He gracefully accept the compliment and directly moves back on every single time
-Seth Rich-
-Christopher Sign-
-Vince Foster-
-Jeffery Epstein-
Tim Dillon
Uhhh
Tier one operator here ⬆️
Mcafee
They should bring back “Celebrity Death Match”
With real celebrities this time, kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
@@hoviksmail Like the coliseum days!
That Aaron carter and Lamar Odom shit show was like a real life celebrity deathmatch
I agree but what's a celebrity anymore? TH-cam influencers are now celebs.
Tim's been saying this for a while now. He's scaring me because it might come true.
You earned that praise, Tim. 100%
Tim’s interview style is so underrated. Asks and really let’s the guest answer. Phenomenal!
Man, Harvey Weinstein was way nicer and funnier than I expected.
This Harvey Weinstein guy definitely gets a bad wrap, everyone makes mistakes.
Tim’s sense of cynic humor is, surprisingly, the most refreshing humor during these times of shit
"Social media is a moment, not a career" wise words indeed
he said same with kardashian's show... a show which is in its 20th season, with twice as many episodes as curb, and which has led to multiple billion dollar empires. some moment lol i love Jeff but think he was a bit off on some of that perspective
@@ereek5 yeah, i guess he is deep into the hollywood cavern and would die to prove why its never going to die. But we all, that its time for hollywood to evolve and change to the climate.
@bcobb7777 Or.....culture has become incredibly homogenized, corporate, and superficial and the masses that watch this crap are doing it wrong. This time, it really is the children who are wrong.
Tim's lengthy rants from last year seem better.. But his patroen still superb.
I think he thrives in chaos and Texas has dampened some of the surrounding horror to a depressing, slow level and less crazy people shooting eachother.
this interview was lame
@@juliemariemcintyre Jeff was tweaking off a nitro cold brew enjoying his own voice a little too much
@@joeleonard9965 L.A seems a better fit.. More going on
More laughs.
@@pt2hays more horror
Tim Dillon in the shades today. It’s going to be a good one.
"you look like a kid that heard a lot of loud noises" I love this dude
that line was hilarious.
Wow, this episode was actually monetized. Fucking wild.
For now! 😅
How can you tell?
Yeah did ya see the Ibram Kendi ad
No YT changed terms of service. They have the right to put ads on videos with demonetization
@@bozbozman1575 woooow. hahaha no money for you! hahaha #fair?
According to someone close to Sign family, he hung himself with a dog leash wrapped around the top of a door. Apparently his feet were touching the floor. I'm from Hoover and it's all everyone was talking about it for a week or two. I'm not suicidal btw.
Love the interview with Jeff Garlin. Two really, really smart people breaking down the industry in a very honest way. I hope Jeff's right that we're about ready for a deluge of actually funny comedy movies.
Tim seems bored with Garlin's showbiz cliches.
"Jeff Garlin explaining to Tim Dillon how to blow-up on the internet is all you need to know about Jeff Garlin."
It's so sweet how excited, hyped, and supportive Jeff is for you! Also, I'm PISSED you didn't get the role as the plumber! That would have been one of my favorite cameos ever! I think you're great and a true gem. I have high hopes of you being a huge star one day. Like he was saying once everything starts to shift into a new time which I think the pandemic paved the way for, things will be different. People are starting to give less of a fuck about watching rich people show off their luxuries and complain about rich problems and look for genuine people that they can laugh at who are relatable and admireable such as yourself. So, I think your time to get up to that peak is arriving very soon. 😊
I love you Tim. Good luck and safe travels. ❤
Met Jeff at UCB theater at a now defunct live show/podcast, Ronna and Beverly. Such a nice guy!
i laughed at the same time you guys did when that news clip started out lol
Jeff Garlin's voice sounds like Seth Rogen in 20 years
Tim talking about how Ben could start an onlyfans had me dying lmao
I have, on occasion, acted like I wanted to pimp out people I was going out with. No one ever got offended, it's a multilevel compliment. Tim's good people.
Thanks to Tim, I’m a success in the fake business world
Sometimes I worry if I ever met Tim, he’d immediately judge me as a slightly overweight woman with long brightly coloured hair and tattoos. I’d have to assure him that I’m not an SJW or activist of any kind and he needn’t worry. I just made many poor life choices.
Someone needs to take the crazy hair colors back from these ppl! Keep fighting the good fight lol
We all have made poor life choices at some point. Apparently we aren't a perfect species.
You’d just have to tell him you have a really clean car.
@@sharkuraz oh damn I have epilepsy and can’t drive.
That look, towards the end, that Tim gives Ben when Jeff says Vimeo.. oh man lol
Jeff!!!!!!!! Dude just gained a lot of my respect having a candid conversation with Tim. Not that I’m anybody but I am everybody? Lol
Tim Dillon gets along well with the voice in my head
Honestly, this is disturbing. You are not the only one.
When I moved back home from LA the first time in 2015, i was doing Postmates until I found steady work. I got a call from a casting network asking if I was able to be on set as a stand-in for The Goldberg’s. I was in Oklahoma City, it was midnight, and there was no way I could make it. I was devastated. I remember feeling like I really missed a huge opportunity to put myself in contact with the right people to get my career moving in the right direction. I still think about it often. Jeff, if you happen to read comments, just know that if there is any stand in work I can do on the Goldberg’s, I’ll make the journey. I won’t be stupid like last time, and I won’t let you down.
Sincerely,
David Greyson
A long time fan and aspiring actor
Aspiring to be an actor is like filing your cranium to look like a tightly coiled pile of shit.
Please tell our youth of how to not follow your impotent life example.
My wife's boyfriend talks about this podcast. I thought I would tune in and see why he likes it.
That might not be funny.
*record scratch*
@TH-cam loves Hitler and welcomes the 4th Reich if you're sober, you should follow Abel, he knows how to die
Is that you Tom Papa?
Sounds like you frequent Wall Street Bets
Jeff Garlin sounds like Seth Rogan just took a huge rip.
Jeff Garlin sounds like Seth Rogan if Seth Rogan was funny
@@williamskay109 Seth Rogen is decently funny. He's done some lame shit and had some bad takes, but This Is the End and Superbad were good movies.
@@peanutgallery7753 ya not because of him, he’s a shell because of pc culture, why stick up for him ?
@@BhowardUM88 Because I don't abandon people after 1 or even 2 questionable opinions. Superbad was written by him, and in 40 yr old virgin he was funny, and knocked up. I do hate Judd Apatow, but I am not ready to totally write Seth Rogen off.
@@peanutgallery7753 I won’t say he’s never made me laugh, cause he has occasionally and I liked Futureman. But I don’t find him to be consistently funny. Too each their own, i was half joking anyway
Tim over here looking like he’s about to take down a Colombian drug lord, or maybe a plate of empanadas.
Anybody who believes that a homeowner should be held liable for some critter, creature, or bug that crawls into a house and bites somebody is insane.
There's no way to control, predict, or prevent things like that.
Now if it was the homeowners pet Brown Recluse,, that would be a different story. lol
Apparently he had been feeding the brown recluse secretly. And he had recently taken out a life insurance policy in the guy who got bits name.
@@Rpodnee how very Walmart of him
They admitted there was an infestation of spiders (that he wasn’t told about) and he was injured at work to no fault of his own. He deserves workers comp.
He deserves super spider powers
If you have something like a pet chimp, then yes you should definitely be held responsible.
I was literally waiting all night Saturday for you to post the episode. This shit speaks to my soul.
I love how Tim shouts like Ben is way on the other side of the studio when he wants him to look things up
If these episodes don’t come out every weekend bad things will happen
Join the patreon you degenerate
Man, as a person who watches every comedian in the 'Joe Rogan Circle', Tim is the only one who has me holding back laughter at 4 am.
Homie hopper.
Jeff Garlin explaining to Tim Dillon how to blow-up on the internet is all you need to know about Jeff Garlin.
I’ll be honest. I’m a straight man… but when Tim wears a solid dark t shirt with those black aviators and he gets going on a rant… my tailgate gets unlocked if ya know what I mean
😆
😂🤣😅
Then your not straight ..m8
Jeff is so sweet! He seems like a fanboy of Tim, it's so cute. Jeff seems like a super cool and awesome guy. He's over here trying to get Tim on TV meanwhile Tim is like TV is dead and I'm making bank on Patreon lol. Perhaps he is still sore from not getting the part on Curb, but it's not like he needed it anyways. How adorbs. Awesome interview. Loved it and I love both of these big sweeties and both shows. Amazing. Now that Conan is gone, Tim is filling in that hole in my heart. ❤❤❤❤
The hole in your heart must be very generic and bland if Conan was filling it ...
Television is trash.
huh?
Finally, a voice of reason. He threw me off with Jake Paul but I appreciate his opinion. It's a generational thing. He is spot on though with the business, we are due for a new wave of comedy to represent the modern times. It's coming and dude gave us hope. Perhaps it will break Timmy's cynicism albeit justified regarding hollywood.
“Central banking?!?!? SHOW YOUR ASS!!” Lmao
I was at a Cubs game in 06 and Jeff was the surprise singer during the 7th inning stretch, very cool, love the guy
Why is Disney de-aging Harrison Ford and not using Ben Avery?
Ben doesn’t have the stamina to play golf 4 times a week with Bill Clinton in Wyoming. Although, much like Harrison, Ben gets injured every time he comes on set.
Lol so true 😁
Because he has no talent and looks nothing like him.
That love-fest between Tim & Jeff was actually really heartwarming. ❤️
I love this one. Tim is trying to interview him and Ben is talking to him like 2 guys on the phone.
I find that I'm always intoxicated when I listened to this the day of release.... Saturdays.
Props to Tim and "Jamie" .. much respect to your NY hustle and Cali swag, and now some Texas freedoms. Keep rantin
Tim Dillon is a real comedian and a fake businessman. Two compliments for ya Tim.
Tim needs a 1987 brick phone added to this look
Thank you God for a new Tim Dillon upload. You are a graceful and giving God.
These podcasts are amazing,
better than most comics specials on Netflix.
Please don't stop.
Tim Dillon guest starring on Curb as a care taker for an Airb'n'b.
That would be epic
I love how many cuts there was in the Better Help ad. Tim went wild and Better Help is not having it anymore.
I worry that Tim and Theo Von wear sunglasses on their pods because they’re back on drugs
Coke isn't really visible on the eyes
@@HansenFT what? Have you ever done coke? Its 100% visible in the eyes...lol
Really cool to see one of my/ or our local news stations on the show Tim! The bit was hilarious!
The Wallet: get that movie made Tim! This is your chance with these guys from Curb.
Tim telling Ben what his problem is and Ben taking it as constructive criticism >
I will literally be out with my girlfriends family hearing tim dillons rants as my inner voice... he is my spirit animal.
Jeff censored himself when he started speaking about Chris D’elia 🤣
I love how Jeff didn’t want to stop talking with you 😝
A Tim and Jeff cooking show would go off.
And then TIM eats everything while screaming intermittently its keto fuck off
With Ghilaine Maxwell supplying the meat
Tim and Ben's Cooking Show
I like to imagine that Tim’s rant destroyed Aunt Kathleen’s life, and she now watches each episode religiously in an unfurnished apartment with vitriol and confusion-aggressively chewing Vicodin and slugging Franzia pinot gris-because she isn’t in on any of his stuff and yet her life has been so utterly decimated by Tim’s show & talent, so she can do nothing but glare at her laptop and cry as Tim screams about Blue Chew and Israel.
At least she’s on theoretical pain management, more than most miserable people get 🙃
@@TheAverageSavage1021 preaching to the choir, pal! I got discs popping out of my spine and I can’t get so much as a Vicodin because of the fear of prescribing opes. I’d like Kathleen’s doctor, in fact.
Fingers crossed
Hearing Tim say “Ladies and Gentlemen” is always the best part of my week.. My life is just a bunch of fake business living life in the big city..
Always loved Garlin's work. Very sweet of him to publicly praise Tim.
Am I the only one who thinks tim is a good interviewer but for some reason hates interview episodes?
The interviews suck ass lmao
I love that the caretaker of the infested air b&b rather the just quitting his job, just kept working there until he got bit by something lmao. Like why wouldn't you find any other job lmao
Jeff is spot on, awesome to hear his view point on this. Also, really hope they get Tim on Curb
I love the low key jab at the Air B&B lawsuit….
“does he do Kill Tony?” am i the only one expecting him to then say “does he KILL Tony?”
Meryl Streep vs. Goldie Hawn would be the best boxing match ever.
And I just checked. They're both still alive. They're careers? Meh, not so much.
@@lancegoodthrust546 Lol yeah, even more reason for them to box 😂 It would be like a sequel to Death Becomes Her.
Battle of the broken hip
@@doesntno hahah yes
This is what I hate about guests, it literally always becomes an interview as opposed to the insane hilarious rants I'm here for
Saturday nights used to be spent getting drunk with friends and going out. Now I get drunk alone and wait for this podcast to drop. Tim's the only friend I need. And Candace Owens.
That's gay
I agree but it’s definitely unhealthy. The goal is to find someone who appreciates it as much as you do. That is quite difficult
@@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n also gay
I love how bens chuckles are exactly identical and at the same exact time as my chuckles
Jeff could get Tim cast for all the stuff that Chris Farley did LOL..Tim just stay away from the 'speedballs'...with the morphine and the coke and the whole being dead thing..not a good look LOL
lol but it is fun if you can live through it
I prefer Tim without sunglasses. He has kind eyes. Also this podcast might be one of the top three things in the comedy space. Sincerely.
When you realize that Jeff Garlan is a fan of Tim and Ben, you know Tims funny he practically praised him, more proof that my patreon subscription to Tim was the right choice
What a gay thing to think............ Jeff garlan is a bum
@@nvmm166 a bum that’s worth $15 million and either has had or does all these jobs, Actor, Television producer, Film director, Voice Actor, Screenwriter, Author, Comedian, Radio personality, Film Producer. Dislike him all you want that’s your opinion but describing him as a bum is disingenuous. I’m not a huge fan by any means not like I seek out his material just pointing out the obvious here
@@dakotadad8835 if your not a fan why did u say his endorsement meant something😂 what you wrote was some of the gayest self serving shit I’ve ever heard, get over yourself
@@nvmm166 oh my bad I just realized I’m communicating with someone who has the thought process of a nine-year-old, gotcha, good luck with that… time to become an adult now and Move out of mom’s basement
And Ben???