the way Amber describes clothes reminds me of those nonsense titles for stuff on amazon where you can tell the seller is just trying to get as many keywords in the title as possible 😂
A-line skater black and white cow print motif pattern casual overalls short skirt plus size bigsize XXXXXXL dress was one of my favorite clothing haul from her 😂 too bad we never saw her wear it again after the haul
“I get nervous during filmeeen and I can’t talk” gee if only there was some future technology where you could cut out the misspeaks and put in a second attempt once you gather your thoughts. Like the ability to edit your speaking like you would your writing. I guess the future just isn’t here yet 🥺
Back when she put more effort in her content she also showed an aversion to, y'know, making effort with *voice recording.* Amber, you're *lidderly* reading shit off a script, how can you misspeak at that point--Also it's audio, you think it'd be entirely trivial to rerecord a new take? Idk with this gorl ya'll.
I'm still so confused about Faline. It feels like she just went for the caregiver role pretending to be girlfriend because she needed a soft place to land (pun intended) to get back on her feet and start over. But sometimes, even though off camera, she sounds like she actually like Amber. I will never understand what happened there. Real relationship or fake relationship.
I think she has a savior complex and really thought she could help Amber get healthy. She took a long time to figure out Amber doesn't really ever want to give up food
ordering things that you could literally just go get from any store (like the books and the drugstore brand makeup) and paying extra for same day shipping is insane. literally could have been a reason for a little walk that would have burned some calories.
I understand your point and in Amber’s case it’s clear that she does NOTHING about her weight - but it’s actually pretty common with overweight /obese people to be extra worried about literally everything else in their body image since they feel they can have some control. Even now that I’m no longer obese you won’t catch me dead without make up (even when it looks like it’s “no make up”) and my clothes are always very well thought (even if they look “chill”). I’m not saying I’m not crazy haha but it’s actually very usual collateral damage to be super worried about everything other than the weight. At least from my experience and from those of people I talked to.
@@theskyplanet2702I have body dysmorphia to the point where I have to cover the mirrors in my home sometimes when the thought spirals and body checking cycle gets really bad and starts to take up all of my mental energy, but I will spend quite a long time on my makeup when I do it which might seem weird for someone who struggles to even look in a mirror at times but it’s because it’s one small thing I feel like I have a bit more control over so that makes sense. Amber can’t stop eating and therefore can’t control her weight in any real way, so it makes sense that she would hyper focus on things she feels like she can control
Well, then how else can she fill up the length of a vid when she can't even come up with description for ANYTHING?!😂 Like whenever she talks about clothes, she just goes back to stammering broken words.
what was/is her aversion to returning things? Whatever she doesn't want or even use, she just dumps and trashes it at Goodwill...like girl, at least get your money back...she's so wasteful in all aspects.
Every time I remember she actually bought that stupid wedding planner when she didn’t even really want to marry Becky I cringe so hard I get cramps on my toes
I don't know how it is in the States but Sephora is a tad expensive here in Australia. Having said that, though, I bought Tarte eyeshadow palettes from there and they were beautiful.
Ok last comment lol sorry Salty! She has spent soooooooooo sooooooooo much money on clothing that she has never worn. Its wild to me.. idk maybe I am the weirdo lol but i have like 4 pairs of jeans, 5 pairs of leggings, maybe 10-15 tops, 3 hoodies, 2 pair of sandals, a pair of all black DCs, a pair of hiking shoes and a pair of mud boots. If i haven't worn something in 5-6 months thats not a strictly seasonal piece of clothing then it gets donated. I dont understand having closets full of clothes that you're not gonna wear. It just takes up space. She just likes to have STUFF and shop. Can you imagine all the money someone who isnt like Amber could save with her income? She has absolutely nothing to show for hundreds of thousands of dollars she has made...
@@MollieFrieWeevilGenius I hope not lol sometimes it's hard to keep it at one comment cuz there's sooooo many things to comment on when it comes to Amber lol
I looked jp the maxi dresses and those are head wraps or belts bit mostly shown as head wraps I was laughing so hard 😂 of she had worn that on her head like the models show I would have peed myself!
3:00 Amberlynn is the reason you and I have to pay a premium for products to come in expensive packaging. She's the kind of person who those companies market towards, who think the packaging really makes a difference to the product inside.
28:30 those are actually kkw perfumes! Edit: Actually I'm not sure anymore lmao two of them look like the perfume bottles. I swear alr had kkw perfume, too but 🤷♀️🤣
my theory about the amount of stuff she buys is that she doesn’t actually want it and simply returns it. hauls bring/brought in views and views = money. it’s easy content and money. or maybe i’m just giving her the benefit of the doubt and hoping she didn’t just bin it all.
I think she only wears the one choker because it’s the only one that ackshually fits. I have so many chokers and there is no way with the size of her neck that they’d even remotely fit. Which is ridiculous given the amount of jooolery she buys 💀😅
I could swear she’s trying to cover up a tattoo with those bandaids. Also, why does she buy so many dresses when we only see her wearing those same black leggings with tops?
Listening to ALR trying to tell us what she bought makes me feel like Ariana Grande when she said “I wanna see what you just said written on paper.” Like gorl wtf are you saying and why are you using so many words???
What is with her insisting she just got out of the shower? Man who has to say he's king, we're talking someone who has gone years without showering. She was just borrowing from whatever fake drama trash er beauty guru hadn't been outted as a predator yet with all the make up. Also blaming anxiety on being bad at her only job this early wow
the way Amber describes clothes reminds me of those nonsense titles for stuff on amazon where you can tell the seller is just trying to get as many keywords in the title as possible 😂
Short black casual formal moon design lunar decorative adult super plus size dress
Super plus size 😭😭😭@@NubKnup
LMFAOO YES!!
A-line skater black and white cow print motif pattern casual overalls short skirt plus size bigsize XXXXXXL dress was one of my favorite clothing haul from her 😂 too bad we never saw her wear it again after the haul
I swear this so accurate
My god shes a marketers dream. Throw a buzzword, a celebrity name, or 'collection' on it and she'll buy it
Hate to say it, but me as well 😵💫😵☠️
Putting the Beck era wedding planner in the thumbnail made me lol 😂
“I get nervous during filmeeen and I can’t talk” gee if only there was some future technology where you could cut out the misspeaks and put in a second attempt once you gather your thoughts. Like the ability to edit your speaking like you would your writing. I guess the future just isn’t here yet 🥺
Right??? Like.... cutting out little details.... some sort of application with tools... a software, if you will. 😂😂😂
@@erika2m16 Nah. That's entirely too much work for our Gorl.
Back when she put more effort in her content she also showed an aversion to, y'know, making effort with *voice recording.* Amber, you're *lidderly* reading shit off a script, how can you misspeak at that point--Also it's audio, you think it'd be entirely trivial to rerecord a new take? Idk with this gorl ya'll.
What do you mean “edit writing”? Her first draft is her final draft. She explained that when she shared her masterpiece “ask her how she’s dooeeennn”
But then it wouldn’t be RAWWW
Imagine if she hauled her ass outside to look for her cat
this is the funniest thing i’ve read today
😂😂😂😂
I hated the tacky nude women crap that came with Jade being in the picture.
Omg yes. Made me wanna vomit.
I'm still so confused about Faline. It feels like she just went for the caregiver role pretending to be girlfriend because she needed a soft place to land (pun intended) to get back on her feet and start over. But sometimes, even though off camera, she sounds like she actually like Amber. I will never understand what happened there. Real relationship or fake relationship.
I think she actually liked Amber and believed she would lose weight and they would have a life then realized it wasn’t going to change
I think she has a savior complex and really thought she could help Amber get healthy. She took a long time to figure out Amber doesn't really ever want to give up food
You can always tell that they didn’t get along.
@ well that's anyone who gets with Amber after she leaves the love bombing stage
did anyone else notice that one of the eyeshadows she bought is in the shade "wifey" haha
The wedding planner. 😂 That didn't age well!
"Renaissance Fleeeeeek"😂
Happy Thanksgiving Salty 🦀 and to all the fine folks watching this hilarious compilation of ALR's junk hauls.
That Armani foundation was obviously the wrong shade for her.
I can't watch the cat stuff, so thanks for posting some lighter ALR nonsense for us :)
Did she seriously buy herbs based on how cute they were? Why didn't she come home with star anise then? That shit is cute! ⭐
Reminds me of the time she was gonna buy a book because the cover was cute 😭 crazy
Oh my gosh thank you!! I’m on a 7 hour car ride and I needed this. 🙌
I also realized I forgot my eye shadow pallet 😅
Safe travels 😊
What are you gonna do about the other 6 and a half hours?
@@mollymolly8882 😆
SAMEEEEW
Happy Turkey day to my favorite Crab and her crab-letts 🦀 🩷 🦀 🩷 🦀
Same to you. Pray you have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving, 🫶🏻🫶🏻
@@ash_bash_ Awe thank you so much. You and yours as well !! 💞
29:00 so we’re not gonna say anything about “sockses do stretch?!” 😂
ordering things that you could literally just go get from any store (like the books and the drugstore brand makeup) and paying extra for same day shipping is insane. literally could have been a reason for a little walk that would have burned some calories.
you r a saint uploading right before my lunch break❤ happy early thanksgiving to you and the salty fam!!:)
Need a journal compilation. I remember one she said she paid like $80 for, then Twinkie chewed it and we never saw it again.
She’s so concerned about her makeup, hair, clothes, and jewelry when it’s her size that stands out
I understand your point and in Amber’s case it’s clear that she does NOTHING about her weight - but it’s actually pretty common with overweight /obese people to be extra worried about literally everything else in their body image since they feel they can have some control. Even now that I’m no longer obese you won’t catch me dead without make up (even when it looks like it’s “no make up”) and my clothes are always very well thought (even if they look “chill”). I’m not saying I’m not crazy haha but it’s actually very usual collateral damage to be super worried about everything other than the weight. At least from my experience and from those of people I talked to.
@@theskyplanet2702I have body dysmorphia to the point where I have to cover the mirrors in my home sometimes when the thought spirals and body checking cycle gets really bad and starts to take up all of my mental energy, but I will spend quite a long time on my makeup when I do it which might seem weird for someone who struggles to even look in a mirror at times but it’s because it’s one small thing I feel like I have a bit more control over so that makes sense.
Amber can’t stop eating and therefore can’t control her weight in any real way, so it makes sense that she would hyper focus on things she feels like she can control
She legit reads EVERY WORD on packaging oh my god
Well, then how else can she fill up the length of a vid when she can't even come up with description for ANYTHING?!😂 Like whenever she talks about clothes, she just goes back to stammering broken words.
@@Alextruong0912that’s why everything is a “type deal” 😂😂
Amber is the person that falls for marketing/advertising schemes that make normal people go 'who would fall for/would this appeal to?'
Amber sees herself as Eugenia and Eugenia sees herself as Amber.
I thought you weren’t going to point out the ‘fleek’ part and then you did and I was instantly happy 😂😂😂
1:50 had me dyingggg I thought she was a grammar queen though?
Fleeeeek
This is still happening.
More importantly: I just got out of the shower, and my hair is a mess.
😊
I can't handle the fake laugh and giggles 🫠
Remember when she did mimic Chantal's giggles?
16:05 Acryliclynn era 😍😍😍🥰🥰
what was/is her aversion to returning things? Whatever she doesn't want or even use, she just dumps and trashes it at Goodwill...like girl, at least get your money back...she's so wasteful in all aspects.
Well then how else would she buy Dana away from Destiny but giving her the torrid crap that doesn't fit
Im kinda glad shes stopped these excessive hauls!
Idk. I rather watch these hauls to see her sit against the wall by the dining room table talking BS like she does now
as a Turk, 12:26 was a jump scare lmao
Same lol
Haha, she had no idea
"Because you opened the package like a savage!" LOL!!! 😂😂😂😂
9:24 "lets hope it works well" what does that mean?? is the foundation just gonna deflect her skin when she tries applying it?
Good one!
Tiny purse, giant earrings is certainly a fashion… choice
It looks really small…yeah that’s perspective!
i honestly forgot her & beck were engaged for a little bit 😅
I’ve been stalking your page haha! So glad I can listen to this while I drive to my parents❤
Wishing you and your family a wonderful thanksgiving!
yay salty crab!!! ur getting me through my thanksgiving eve shift 😭😭😭
Omg I’ve never heard of the dollar tree/beck/makeover!
Never used the eyeshadow palette 100% 🙄 also FLEEK?!?
Amberlynn may not always be giveen but the crab always is
imma need a tw for that foot jumpscare next time queenie
Thank you for uploading this video. I’m home sick with the flu. ❤
Feel better soon! Hope you can still make Thanksgiving!
@ Thank you!!
I had the same Walmart sweater in purple and also wore it until it had holes in it 😂 IDK why, but it was a great sweater
I hate how she acted like a helpless turd with Jade.
She tries so hard to mimic makeup gurus. 😂 it’s like she rehearsed her entire video. The constant voice change is cringe.
Omg that Armani foundation was sooo light, and sooo yellow... there's NO WAY that matched her skin tone😂😂😂
A haul of more random shit that ended up in Dana’s room
I'm thankful for Salty Crab!!❤
I’m convinced she just says she’s got out the shower to “prove” to everyone that she gets them 😂
She's out of breath in every clip!!! 😂
Every time I remember she actually bought that stupid wedding planner when she didn’t even really want to marry Becky I cringe so hard I get cramps on my toes
0:50 she points out that she had a shower because she didn't
I don't know how it is in the States but Sephora is a tad expensive here in Australia. Having said that, though, I bought Tarte eyeshadow palettes from there and they were beautiful.
Ok last comment lol sorry Salty! She has spent soooooooooo sooooooooo much money on clothing that she has never worn. Its wild to me.. idk maybe I am the weirdo lol but i have like 4 pairs of jeans, 5 pairs of leggings, maybe 10-15 tops, 3 hoodies, 2 pair of sandals, a pair of all black DCs, a pair of hiking shoes and a pair of mud boots. If i haven't worn something in 5-6 months thats not a strictly seasonal piece of clothing then it gets donated. I dont understand having closets full of clothes that you're not gonna wear. It just takes up space. She just likes to have STUFF and shop. Can you imagine all the money someone who isnt like Amber could save with her income? She has absolutely nothing to show for hundreds of thousands of dollars she has made...
I went capsule wardrobe a while back and honestly haven't looked back, just change it up for the weather and that's really it
Comments are good for the algorithm. I'm sure Salty doesn't mind multiple comments 👍
@@nickywal that's pretty much what we do!
@@MollieFrieWeevilGenius I hope not lol sometimes it's hard to keep it at one comment cuz there's sooooo many things to comment on when it comes to Amber lol
@batbrat4412 True! 🤣
gorlllll ntm on my elf 😂😂😂 i love them and they have some really good quality stuff!! and they dupe the higher end expensive stuff 💗💗
She let herself go so bad during the Beck era
I looked jp the maxi dresses and those are head wraps or belts bit mostly shown as head wraps I was laughing so hard 😂 of she had worn that on her head like the models show I would have peed myself!
6:25 i thought those were fried eggs 😂 🍳
You know what
I feel better now about tve stuff i own and use amd also im quite proud of my make up skills now
Heyyy Salty 🦀✨ thanks for a new vid to watch!
Salty can you discuss the 593 pound clip? It circulating again
I really love your videos. 😊
Banger after banger salty, you’re literally my fav 🫶
Happy Thanksgiving Salty & The Crabbies 🧂 🦀
Lumps and bumps hahahahahahaha
3:00 Amberlynn is the reason you and I have to pay a premium for products to come in expensive packaging. She's the kind of person who those companies market towards, who think the packaging really makes a difference to the product inside.
12:26 oh my days Turkish queen
We should start a band called Renaissance Fleek and the Dangleen Ankles.
All the B&W stripes…does she know something we don’t know?
Happy thanksgiving to you
28:30 those are actually kkw perfumes!
Edit: Actually I'm not sure anymore lmao two of them look like the perfume bottles. I swear alr had kkw perfume, too but 🤷♀️🤣
I work for Amazon and if I ever saw her name on a box.. I’d die lol
Intense teal aka pesto Twinkie
😂😂😂
my theory about the amount of stuff she buys is that she doesn’t actually want it and simply returns it. hauls bring/brought in views and views = money. it’s easy content and money. or maybe i’m just giving her the benefit of the doubt and hoping she didn’t just bin it all.
We’ve never seen most of this makeup being used lmaooo she must’ve been splurging the negative feelings away.
Yellow brings me anger, personally. 💀
Can you do a video ranking your favorite gf eras?
2:55 we love you for this, Salty Crab
Tackylynn
she did once wear bright almost neon yellow eyeshadow on her inner corners, I vividly remember that
I just finished the book The Inmate, it was actually pretty good. She probably didn’t like it
Girl Target is not your home.. it’s Walmart
I have the “Confessions” book, it’s really good. There’s also a movie about it
Someone went shoplifting at Target and TKMaxx
She's 'expeariminting'
I think she only wears the one choker because it’s the only one that ackshually fits. I have so many chokers and there is no way with the size of her neck that they’d even remotely fit. Which is ridiculous given the amount of jooolery she buys 💀😅
She can wear the yellow bag with the yellow eyeliner! And how do those chokers fit around her neck?
They probably didn’t and that’s why we never saw those again
Wait. A black dress.. that she'll wear as a t-shirt?? LOL
6:41 LET'S NOT SALTY. Jesus, ALR is infuriating. 😂
Diabolical to show her foot like that, god bless you salty 😭
how tf she outta breath jus sitting here 💀😂
Graphic Purple? did I hear that? It's probably Graphite lmao
I could swear she’s trying to cover up a tattoo with those bandaids. Also, why does she buy so many dresses when we only see her wearing those same black leggings with tops?
Imagine having ambie as your ex.
I don’t think I every seen Amber with a dress that go below her knees
Okay, I feel bad, but I actually kind of liked her striped mesh top and wanted one for myself but couldn't find one. 🙈
Also her overalls at 12:27 are the Pakistani flag (or Turkish, maybe?)
I would say Turkey maybe? (Im Pakistani)
How she look toothless in that thumbnail?😂😂
Listening to ALR trying to tell us what she bought makes me feel like Ariana Grande when she said “I wanna see what you just said written on paper.” Like gorl wtf are you saying and why are you using so many words???
28:20 - Just a real bad angle for her upper arm.
What is with her insisting she just got out of the shower? Man who has to say he's king, we're talking someone who has gone years without showering. She was just borrowing from whatever fake drama trash er beauty guru hadn't been outted as a predator yet with all the make up. Also blaming anxiety on being bad at her only job this early wow