How to pick up a cat (the RIGHT way)

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  • @rcruze3278
    @rcruze3278 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16564

    I don't need to pick my cat up. I stand up, make eye contact, put my arms out, and she jumps into my arms. "Nobody puts Kiki in a corner."

    • @positiveworld-view8677
      @positiveworld-view8677 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

      fabulous 💖

    • @KatHeart-dd6sk
      @KatHeart-dd6sk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      *L M.F.A.O. 😆😅🤣😂 Nice Dirty Dancing reference!!! 👍🏽💯👏🏼One of the best lines from a movie ever 👌

    • @lisag-mh5rc
      @lisag-mh5rc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I had a cat who would jump from the floor into my arms when she was a young adult. As the years passed, I'd bend over a little & a little more to reduce the height of her jump. By the time she was 13, she'd lock eyes with me & I'd bend over to pick her up. I will always remember her fondly.

    • @shaquadradeloiserussell8659
      @shaquadradeloiserussell8659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      watch that eye contact thing. sometimes it gets on their nerves and they'll jump up and try to hook them out.
      same with big potentially aggressive cows.
      They might be safe enough to behave properly, ...until you start staring them in the eye.

    • @sunrae7680
      @sunrae7680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      😀😁🤣😂 not Kiki !❤

  • @7rkdn427
    @7rkdn427 ปีที่แล้ว +10205

    Instructions unclear, the cat is now holding me hostage.

    • @TheMcSlenderman
      @TheMcSlenderman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +525

      BREAKING NEWS!
      A cat is currently holding its' owner hostage!
      Police are outside of its' home waiting negotiation terms.
      - KPTV "Channel 21" News

    • @OnyxRose92
      @OnyxRose92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

      Lol reminds me of the family that called the police on their cat

    • @SiriHakuoh
      @SiriHakuoh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      ​@@OnyxRose92No way!!? 😅😂😢

    • @ariaphoenix2760
      @ariaphoenix2760 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SiriHakuohIthink this is what they were talking about
      th-cam.com/video/AAU8V-uHsyQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=WhFyq7A0jlRWSKi2

    • @dmeemd7787
      @dmeemd7787 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      🤣

  • @beeshark222
    @beeshark222 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4223

    Cat jumped like you owed him money 💀💀💀

    • @leonelduarte1822
      @leonelduarte1822 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      He does 😂

    • @BMW_Z4idiot
      @BMW_Z4idiot 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Like that las vegas guy who jumped onto judge

    • @non.chalant.1
      @non.chalant.1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      😂😂😂

    • @theresavancamp7575
      @theresavancamp7575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I am so grateful
      I was born a Dog Person ❤

    • @leonelduarte1822
      @leonelduarte1822 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@theresavancamp7575 cats are great , we have 2 😻😻babies.
      I was a dog person once 😉

  • @yournamehere98
    @yournamehere98 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +448

    My cat loves to be held. He is the sweetest cat. He knows when I'm sad and feeling a certain way

    • @Gforu81
      @Gforu81 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Same 😻

    • @TheCeciD
      @TheCeciD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I had a cat and she didn’t used to touch too much unless she comes to you on her own for attention. But whenever I was sad she would curl up on me and would just stay there by my side and if I got up she would follow me everywhere. Then when I was feeling better she would go back to doing her own thing and ignores me 😂

    • @Sisixqueen
      @Sisixqueen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

    • @6hZCBpMy
      @6hZCBpMy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheCeciDAww that’s sweet

    • @BeDesignfullyYou
      @BeDesignfullyYou หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheCeciDthat is sooo sweet🥰💞💞

  • @vivianmorch6339
    @vivianmorch6339 ปีที่แล้ว +18217

    “You don’t own your cat they own you.” Got me soooo good 🤣

    • @ChipTheManx
      @ChipTheManx  ปีที่แล้ว +550

      😹😉

    • @BeaIsBi
      @BeaIsBi ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Yea mine bites my face. Lovingly.

    • @PropagandaMinister
      @PropagandaMinister ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ain’t that the truth

    • @JohnCena-nj8vc
      @JohnCena-nj8vc ปีที่แล้ว +69

      If my cat try to own me. He will end up in my plate.

    • @titanus261
      @titanus261 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thoses cat are like me back in my day👴

  • @elhajjzafeermuhammad1530
    @elhajjzafeermuhammad1530 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4810

    He constantly reminds me that I am nothing more than support staff

    • @vladonutueu
      @vladonutueu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      You are lucky to have the opportunity to be support staff 😂 bow to the cat

    • @Polo22546
      @Polo22546 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      😂

    • @Malacostvmbre
      @Malacostvmbre 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Pffft hahaha

    • @karyndewit193
      @karyndewit193 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I love that!

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      When my cat tries to be mean, I remind her who is really in charge between her and a 87-kilogram human male.
      She now knows better than to annoy her human.😎

  • @gingerdad127
    @gingerdad127 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1894

    There's a bumper sticker that reads, "Dogs have owners, cats have staff" 😂 so true

    • @muke392
      @muke392 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      OMG THATS SO FUNNY AND HILARIOUS AND FUNNY

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Love this 💀

    • @dawnstonerock4253
      @dawnstonerock4253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Love it!!❤

    • @xxSweetySaraxx
      @xxSweetySaraxx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Shiba Inu has entered the chat 🤭

    • @gabdielcrespo7384
      @gabdielcrespo7384 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@xxSweetySaraxxYou're comparing a single dog breed vs cats in general?

  • @Kromi_972
    @Kromi_972 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    "You don't own your cat,
    🐈 They own you"

  • @molotovdude
    @molotovdude ปีที่แล้ว +1164

    ”You don't own your cat, the cat owns you” spitting facts

    • @Mochi-re8cv
      @Mochi-re8cv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      FR 😂

    • @SandyGreggs-pu1xk
      @SandyGreggs-pu1xk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Sòoooo Very Very TRUE. GOD BLESS, BE SAFE, BE KIND WOTH A SMILE.

    • @molotovdude
      @molotovdude 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@SandyGreggs-pu1xk i don't believe in god but i find it very relaxing when people say bless you or pray for me.

    • @user-gm7uu6ih5w
      @user-gm7uu6ih5w 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😊we can say that again‼️so true this 😂

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Spitting & hissing lol 👍😹👍

  • @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675
    @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1177

    My cat was ultra chill so I picked him up and he let me hold him like a Thompson machine gun. I pointed him at people making that sound that those outside lawn water sprinklers make. If he was sitting on the ground I would point my finger at him like a "Hand Gun" and say bang and he would fall over exposing his belly. My cat was my best friend. He acted like a dog and a human at the same time. I miss him.

    • @kristinesmart3134
      @kristinesmart3134 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      I miss my cat, Bernie. I wanted a female bc i loved the name "Bernadette." My parents took me to a pet shop, back in the days where you didn't have to show & give your information, minus your DNA, and you went home with a precious creature, that day. I was rescuing them from those small, inane quarters. There were only 6 or 7 males. Damn it! I was going home with a kitten. I picked this mainly white sweetheart, with some orange on his head and sides. He was the love of my life for 13 years. Passed in June of 2004, ironically the best year of my life, at 29. I saved him from further ill health and needless pain. He was suffering from diabetes. My mom overfed him. You only give pets one or two small healthy food portions a day. He was indoor/outdoor, and missed the tires of speeding arseholes a few times. If you have killed a pet on purpose, you are pure scum. That could be a little girl's Bestie! ❤😊

    • @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675
      @sheogoraththedaedricprince9675 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kristinesmart3134 I have had a few good cat companions in my time. I once had a cream colored cat I named oatmeal when I was 13. Same as you he was an indoor outdoor cat. He would wait near the mailbox for us to come home. One day as we were coming home the car in front of us purposefully swerved towards our mailbox to hit my cat. I jumped out of the car as we were turning into our yard. My poor little friend was gone :( every time I said I didn't want anymore pets something would happen and a new life entered my world. Now the pain is just too much I can't do it anymore. Now I'm a father with a daughter of my own. I was certain she was going to want a kitten but, it turns out she wants an axolotl of all things lol.

    • @goddessgonewild_tv
      @goddessgonewild_tv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ❤❤❤😢

    • @0715yt
      @0715yt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brendanold7047bro never gotten laid in his life lmfao

    • @cats9994
      @cats9994 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@brendanold7047what a heartless comment

  • @mysmirandam.6618
    @mysmirandam.6618 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    If you're lucky you get to buy them food and live in your house with them.

    • @inmhop3729
      @inmhop3729 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      😂😂😂😂

    • @debbiethomas3687
      @debbiethomas3687 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      If you're very lucky they might even let you share their king-sized bed too!

    • @OriginalPuro
      @OriginalPuro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That was written by a very weak person.

    • @cheryl8386
      @cheryl8386 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😅😅😅

    • @christopherrogers303
      @christopherrogers303 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      ​@@OriginalPuro

  • @care9939
    @care9939 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    My cat's jump up and give me Eskimo kisses as soon as I sit down! Probably because they know I'm allergic 😂

  • @Krutchly
    @Krutchly ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    Happiness is being owned by a cat.

    • @killercharm2742
      @killercharm2742 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Happiness is a warm cat

    • @MyCircleHeads
      @MyCircleHeads 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Happiness is living in a world full of cats and no people

    • @paulinelab2350
      @paulinelab2350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Nobody can own me.

    • @ejanielaji2332
      @ejanielaji2332 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@killercharm2742😂😂😂😂😂

    • @2shadowgamer2
      @2shadowgamer2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Cat people are strange

  • @xXmlgamingXx355
    @xXmlgamingXx355 ปีที่แล้ว +3905

    My kitten just climbs up to my shoulder when she decides to. She’s like a bird that meows a lot. XD

    • @cristhecris_
      @cristhecris_ ปีที่แล้ว +97

      THATS SO CUTEEE

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      My brother said the same thing about my cat.

    • @edwardnewgate5003
      @edwardnewgate5003 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to kill my cat yesterday

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Gotta love the shoulder cats.

    • @bigtaco7654
      @bigtaco7654 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I got a chicken that's the same. People don't seem to know chicken can fly its just not that long, and most farmers clip the part that let's them when they grow in. Well, whenever I pick her up, place her on my shoulder, and I walk around. I plan to dress as a pirate this year for Halloween this year.

  • @K4inan
    @K4inan ปีที่แล้ว +3264

    My mom's cat has never bitten or scratched anyone. She's so graceful. She even runs up to you and orders you to clean her litterbox everytime she has used it. She then follows you to make sure you're emptying it and lays down super content.

    • @nithent5149
      @nithent5149 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      The big boss of the house

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ​@@nithent5149kept you waiting huh

    • @ndjubilant8391
      @ndjubilant8391 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Cute. I had a cat who let me know its box was just used, too.

    • @the.seagull.35
      @the.seagull.35 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@mrnukes797 metal gear?!!

    • @nyz7971
      @nyz7971 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      omg I thought mine was the only one

  • @Someone_s_nick2
    @Someone_s_nick2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Instruction unclear:
    I have picked up a duck

    • @lapindicitte
      @lapindicitte 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      was waiting for this comment

  • @PsychoYandere
    @PsychoYandere ปีที่แล้ว +145

    My Cat absolutely adores me. She loves to cuddle with me and she even gave me a dead mouse as a gift one time. Just trotted up and laid it down at my feet as if to say “Look what I did! You can have it.”

    • @audreacosme8777
      @audreacosme8777 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My cat did exactly that and then added a small white garden snake a week later!! I told him, "NO MORE GIFTS!!!!!"

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah. I had a cat gave me 2 garter snakes over the years. Thing is, she's an indoor cat!

    • @Okytgw
      @Okytgw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I don’t trust people who can’t bond with cats. You sound like good people.

    • @theresavancamp7575
      @theresavancamp7575 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cats only give a gift of food to someone they love very much and respect greatly. Congrats to you - you have won a Cat's heart. And that is not easy.

    • @silentarodira
      @silentarodira 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      my tennager cat bring me a dead lizard kid. he bring into the house. and my mom yelling, she said gross cat habbit. then i explain. but she answer that she need money. not a dead lizard

  • @Bajskorvengameres
    @Bajskorvengameres ปีที่แล้ว +259

    ”You dont own your cat, they own you” it’s like adopting a boss

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh you mean like being employed?

    • @Litepaw
      @Litepaw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why would anyone want that? I'd rather like a loyal friend than an angry boss

  • @EdFanSus
    @EdFanSus ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    Instructions unclear: I no longer have my arm

  • @THCNugget
    @THCNugget 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm fortunate to have a kitten who is very well-behaved and relaxed. He doesn't exhibit any signs of aggression, and is always calm and composed, which makes him a joy to be around. ☺️

  • @Shar88fan
    @Shar88fan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1438

    My cat has never liked being held lol. He's almost 14. He loves to sleep on me and beside me, but it has to be on his terms only ❤

    • @michaelfarmer966
      @michaelfarmer966 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Daz how it b sumtimz

    • @cherylreznor181
      @cherylreznor181 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Same

    • @MeowNow494
      @MeowNow494 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Yeah when I adopted an adult kitty who had previously lived with a bunch of small kids she hated to be held, and she wouldn’t get on my bed ever until I put her bed on my bed then she finally started sleeping with me. She never got over Whatever trauma she had from being loved too hard by little kids.

    • @larryzeldin7561
      @larryzeldin7561 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Kids can be cruel towards their own pets… run “experiments” on them for the “fun” of it. So maybe it wasn’t real love and your cat has some ptsd. I remember a while back we had our relatives from another stay with us along with their 9-10 year old child. I caught him numerous time acting like an assjole towards my cat. The second time I caught him was when I saw my cat running from the bathroom and the kid came out right after. My ended up in the corner scared and when she let me come close to her she was all wet. We kept trying to ask him if he sprayed water on her or if for forbid used some kind of spray like windex or some other cleaner but he would deny everything and start crying like he’s being victimized.

    • @teresaford5053
      @teresaford5053 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Always on their own terms - lol - my cat is 17yo ... she rules 😉🐈😉

  • @brandyyolidio4213
    @brandyyolidio4213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Well my senior cat must think we are royal since he jumps up and wraps himself around my neck like an expensive stole 😽😸

    • @TheHandler222
      @TheHandler222 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My Cat loves to sleep on clean linen , than sometimes loves sleeping in the Dirty laundry 🧺

  • @doriswashington9708
    @doriswashington9708 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    We're just their loyal servants!!!😹😹😹🤣😂💖💖💖

    • @richard--s
      @richard--s 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, dogs have owners, 🐩
      cats have servants! 🐈
      We play a tiny bit of a different role to cats than to dogs. Just a small difference in the relationship ;-)

  • @FisherKot11235
    @FisherKot11235 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My cats love being held and cuddled. Friendliest cats on earth. Never bit or scratched me once.

  • @Tunabreath2001
    @Tunabreath2001 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    I just wear my cat as a scarf, give him piggy back rides, or hold him like a baby

    • @ArielGibson757
      @ArielGibson757 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's how my cat was . Piggy back rides , and wearing him as a scarf . He was something else . I'd say " Want mommy to hold the baby ? "

    • @baldchara
      @baldchara ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same usually when i hold him like a baby he purrs and bonks his head against mine multiple times

    • @Freelix2000
      @Freelix2000 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My cat doesn't like being held like a baby, but she should have thought about that before being baby shaped

    • @sunnystormy4973
      @sunnystormy4973 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      greetings from my lil furbabies
      sunny sasha saffire and i 🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

    • @supatater5830
      @supatater5830 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My cats very small, he doesn’t like to be held like a baby but for some reason he likes to sit on my shoulder like a parrot

  • @mtshyna
    @mtshyna ปีที่แล้ว +609

    I just pick him up like in carrying a sack of potatoes over my shoulder. 😂im the only one he lets do that, we’re bros.

    • @saralichty5198
      @saralichty5198 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Awwweee!!! ❤❤❤

    • @MichaelMurphy-wv4so
      @MichaelMurphy-wv4so ปีที่แล้ว

      I pick her up and carry her like a baby.....just like you, she only lets me touch her

    • @jirikrumpl482
      @jirikrumpl482 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My cat rotates on my neck and goes to sleep or she stands on my shoulders and want to sleep on me

    • @MichaelMurphy-wv4so
      @MichaelMurphy-wv4so ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She also hops on my shoulder and I carry her around.......she learned to do that when I had 5 big dogs at the same time she was a kitten. The dogs have all unfortunately passed, but the habit remains

    • @jirikrumpl482
      @jirikrumpl482 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MichaelMurphy-wv4so my cat does it too

  • @jeebanjeeban87
    @jeebanjeeban87 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

    my cat only let me hug him when he wants to disturb my work. other than that, his mood is always "feed me or get the F out"

    • @CocoLane
      @CocoLane 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @JeffDvrx
      @JeffDvrx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      and people somehow like these creatures

    • @RandomDuck-
      @RandomDuck- 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ''A cat's mood is always ''Feed me or get the F out''''
      -Any cat owner

    • @jamellkennedy5017
      @jamellkennedy5017 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My cat sometimes get jealous when I use my phone and be trying to block the screen or bite my phone when I'm using it also uses his paw to try to move my keyboard once in a while when I'm using it 🤣

    • @jamellkennedy5017
      @jamellkennedy5017 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JeffDvrxthey only meant for ppl who affectionate like them but some ppl still have them I have them to they make good pets besides scratching things like our furniture also I'm not much of a affectionate person my cats sometimes over do it to where I move them away or close the door on them when I want space 🤣😂

  • @drhacknslashzombietimelord6768
    @drhacknslashzombietimelord6768 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    "You don't own your cat. They own you." FINALLY someone tells the truth.

  • @ItsTifahTifah
    @ItsTifahTifah ปีที่แล้ว +196

    That’s how you know every cat is different lol

    • @infebris
      @infebris 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      fr mine don’t give a shit if i pick them up, they just like the attention

    • @b4sh936
      @b4sh936 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@infebrismine Is like the one in the video, he likes attention, but not in a bothering way, im the only one in the family wich he tolerates, if you dont ever bother him, he ends up coming at you on His own. He Is even the same color as the one in the video

    • @etcwhatever
      @etcwhatever 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@b4sh936i think thats the right way to deal with most animals. Not just cats...if we let them initiate contact its enjoyable for them instead of stressing pets. ❤

  • @tdavenport720
    @tdavenport720 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Jumping at you was the cutest thing ever!❤️

    • @ChipTheManx
      @ChipTheManx  ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It left a few scratch marks 😅🙈

    • @Starshlp
      @Starshlp ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bro it was literally hanging onto the human by bare flesh 😭😭😭

    • @nbgoodiscore1303
      @nbgoodiscore1303 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still have a scar on my hand from the last time I got scratched by a cat.
      I got bitten by a strange German Shepherd once because I tried to pet his head without asking for consent, and it did not leave a mark. Sure my hand got swollen, but it went back to normal in a couple of days.

    • @eaar
      @eaar ปีที่แล้ว

      You cat people are delusional

    • @HaloDude557
      @HaloDude557 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it doesn't feel cute

  • @davidmedred6573
    @davidmedred6573 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +604

    Just rescued a Kitten, 1.5 years old, went through abuse physically and emotionally. Took me 3 whole DAYS to get his Trust. All he, Perry, did was hide away. Then the day he got comfortable with me, I spoke softly and calmed my motions around him. Now, I have his full Respect. As he knows I will never harm him, yell at him or anything bad towards him. He sleeps beside me, he eats with me, and we play around as he “attacks” me. He is very healthy and extremely playful. He’s the nicest cat I ever had in my Life. Can’t believe that POS abused him. Don’t worry- I handled that dude real quick :)
    Edit: ONE AND A HALF YEARS OLD. Got it now u fucks? Jeez! Get off YT and go to school…..

    • @stevekassel3301
      @stevekassel3301 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Best wishes to both of you

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You knew the person?

    • @ViolentDoughnut
      @ViolentDoughnut 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Dawg did you murder your cat’s old owner or something?😭

    • @davidmedred6573
      @davidmedred6573 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@ViolentDoughnut ahhhh- rather not say. Don’t want to be in TH-cam Jail- again ;)

    • @davidmedred6573
      @davidmedred6573 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@stevekassel3301 thx

  • @julianosvonskingrad7009
    @julianosvonskingrad7009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Instructions unclear. Cat not attacking. Cat won't stop loving me and lays on my key56lkj4e5jtldkrjrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @darkdragoness5
    @darkdragoness5 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    I been following these instructions since I got my cat, she tolerates cuddles but she reminds my ankles who's boss

    • @MissPerpul
      @MissPerpul 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Reminds my ankles who's boss" 😂😂😂

  • @dadude8058
    @dadude8058 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    Instuction unclear. I skipped step 1 and now theres a black shadow figure demon haunting me every night and calling my name while mimicking my dead wife noise.

    • @MonkeyOnChains
      @MonkeyOnChains ปีที่แล้ว +60

      💀💀💀

    • @coneWOOO
      @coneWOOO ปีที่แล้ว +99

      *NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK*

    • @charmainezara
      @charmainezara ปีที่แล้ว +78

      i think to make it stop, you have to tuck it under your bed and sing sweet, soft lullabies to it. not a licensed professional but it has worked for me! good luck

    • @gambit_8697
      @gambit_8697 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Godspeed to you brother 🫡

    • @phillthepotato4363
      @phillthepotato4363 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's a ghost cat. It ran out of lives

  • @kelseymclaurin3137
    @kelseymclaurin3137 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My blanco would always do a little cry or would stand on his hind legs to let me know he wanted to be picked up… if I took to long with a chore, he’d just jump up on my back and climb to my shoulder…. I miss you so much Blanco 😔

  • @SirenRecordingsofIowa
    @SirenRecordingsofIowa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    That cap actually looks so happy and smiling

  • @gamerstheater1187
    @gamerstheater1187 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the way he picked up the cat felt like a superpower

  • @TimeBomb_thefox
    @TimeBomb_thefox ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My cat doesn't attack me at all he's just a calm gentle kind boy who loves to sleep right next to me all the time when he's tired from going outside and he has good manners because he always meow at the front door to know he wants to be let inside, doesn't knock things down nor bitten me at all 😌

  • @Andrew-vd2ko
    @Andrew-vd2ko ปีที่แล้ว +270

    For an older cat, you make sure you support and lift their back legs and front legs at the same time.
    Always support the cat and lift slowly not fast, treat your cat like a older person that needs help.
    Kindness and respect goes along way.

    • @armaan1560
      @armaan1560 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I have a ragdoll whenever I try to pick her up she goes limp like a slinky ❤😂

    • @killercharm2742
      @killercharm2742 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@armaan1560 That's why they're called ragdolls. My odd-eyed white started acting like a ragdoll out of nowhere when he was about ten. All of a sudden he went limp every time I lifted him up and I could tell he loved it.

    • @tritontransport
      @tritontransport 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And when putting them back down on the floor gently make sure all their feet are on the floor. Don’t just lower then to knee level and let them drop like you did when they were 5. My cat is 12.5 now and about a year and a half ago I just lowered her to about knee level and let her drop but this time she landed on the carpet and fell over 🥴. That was one of the first signs of a few signs that she was starting to get arthritis so now she’s on dasaquin doing happy and well. She even caught a mouse last night that somehow managed to get in the house. Good kitty 🐱

    • @Tsch6373
      @Tsch6373 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@armaan1560with my ragdoll, I put my arm up under her from rear end to front, she looks like she's suspended from a towel bar but on my arm! She was so comfortable that way. Miss her so much, she died back in March.

  • @iamhere3442
    @iamhere3442 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When mine were kittens, I would walk around with my kitten and carry them like a baby. Then when they were grown, I could still carry them that way, because they were relaxed.

    • @eatsipkrave
      @eatsipkrave 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same. The early months of training and building trust are important. I’ve had many cats. My current cat is the one I had as an adult. We got her at just having turned 3 months. A lot of early training, repetition and reinforcement. She loves being held, doesn’t want me to put her down, loves us being home, doesn’t destroy my leather furniture, doesn’t climb on beds or dining tables, is not allowed on counters and doesn’t attack us because we never played using hands or feet. She loves hide and seek and we play with her with her toys. Give her ample places to relax with us or on her own. She gets curious, but we always reinforce what we taught her early. I guess I got lucky with this one.

    • @whenchickenflyigofishing
      @whenchickenflyigofishing 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@eatsipkrave what kind of things did you do to train her?

  • @ShadethetherianOfficial
    @ShadethetherianOfficial 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Step one: Get a cat
    *Cries in the corner*

  • @derekrupp7844
    @derekrupp7844 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Awwww I love brown tabbies. They are so cute. They say a cats coat color has nothing to do with its personality or traits. I don’t believe that because brown tabbies definitely seem to all have similar personalities. They are funny and playful

    • @maryannfitkin9891
      @maryannfitkin9891 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ...well then, watch out for calicos, 'specially mine!

    • @Spokentruths725
      @Spokentruths725 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I have a tortie. The tortitude is real

    • @pattifranse7348
      @pattifranse7348 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My brown tabby does exactly this😂

    • @carlathomas6257
      @carlathomas6257 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      So do the orange cats...all have similar personality traits!! I've had black cats. Tabby cats. Siamese-cross cats..calico cats.but it's the orange cats I've had that have been extra special. When I came home from 3 day vacation the 3 orange boys love bombed me! The one put his front legs around n y neck and hugged me for the longest time. I've never had a cat ever do that before. His orange mom is just as soecial.

    • @wolfshanze5980
      @wolfshanze5980 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Coat color definitely affects cat personality.
      Just compare a gentle Black Cat with a Psycho Tortie.

  • @stevenbrown7042
    @stevenbrown7042 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    My cats a hello kitty. Every day I get off work and come home, I say “hello kitty”. Her and the dog are waiting at the door for me.

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fed a cat while the neighbors were on vacation. Day 1-2: no cat, only meows. Day 3: gonna find cat. Track meows under couch. Cat is down there, avoiding me. Spend like 15 minutes letting it sniff/avoid my hand, get a few awkward pets in
      Day 4-7: I open door, cat is waiting for me

  • @RealThanosfrfr
    @RealThanosfrfr 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "you dont own your cat, they own you"
    THATS THE MOST RELIABLE WORD IVE EVER HEARD SINCE 2019

  • @lisaparsons4124
    @lisaparsons4124 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My cat Jerry is a tabby cat and is 7years old now, he don't like to be picked up or held,but he'll get on my lap and I'll pet him 😁🐈‍⬛❤️💙

    • @elyt3family
      @elyt3family 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is Smokey... he does allow me to pick him up now without squirming but he still prefers to come when he wants to.

  • @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164
    @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Cats climbing their human tree are cute. 😂

  • @missyesq0
    @missyesq0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    My 2 cats loves ppl, I've never been attacked by mine. They follow me around every where, beg to be picked up. Strangers, visitors can pick them up.

    • @thesingerintheshower
      @thesingerintheshower 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Awwww ❤❤❤ they must take after your energy

  • @Rain-Dirt
    @Rain-Dirt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    The beauty about cats is their differences in personality. Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't :)

    • @theresavancamp7575
      @theresavancamp7575 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But even if you are unlucky Cats are so interesting and have some sweet moments.

    • @YesIAmThatBoy
      @YesIAmThatBoy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@theresavancamp7575exactly! You can't go wrong with cats.

  • @davidparks395
    @davidparks395 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    The biggest issue I see when people pick up animals is that they don’t cradle their feet, or give them your arm/hand to stand. This is one of the main reasons they feel uncomfortable, getting picked up and held by your belly or ribs is uncomfortable. If you let them stand on your arm then they feel like they have a better chance to get away if need be and most times are more inclined to stay. My grumpy diva taught me this, even tho she doesn’t like being held to begin with she doesn’t fight me when I want to hold her for a minute. Know when they’ve had enough as well and don’t force them to stay when they want to go. This leads to not ever letting you pick them up.

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's usually an issue with children picking up animals, they often don't have the strength or the proper instruction or discipline and just pick a cat, small dog, or rabbit up like a doll and let it dangle by their shoulders (under where the collar bone would be on a human), which is the equivalent of putting them in a "Full Nelson" or even a "Crucifix" , which can be extremely uncomfortable to even fatal.

    • @danielgomez7236
      @danielgomez7236 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's right, you should use one hand to let your cat stand with its back feet, then the other hand under the belly, let the cat keep most of its weight on its feet, this way your cat will be able to keep balance and feel safe.

    • @lisag-mh5rc
      @lisag-mh5rc ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A vet-tech friend of mine gave me this advice for picking up a cat. Put 1 hand under the chest & the other forearm between the cats back legs with your hand on their belly. The cat had old healed fractures in her pelvis. The vet-tech thought that my cat might be in physical pain when being picked up. Just presenting an alternative method. The more options you have, the more likely you are to find something that works.

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lisag-mh5rc I generally pick up cats and put them over my shoulder with one of my arms under their rear feet. It usually works out quite well.

    • @lisag-mh5rc
      @lisag-mh5rc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SmallSpoonBrigade Every cat is different. It's good to know several ways to pick them up. 😸

  • @VanillasteaGorl
    @VanillasteaGorl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Cat was getting ready to climb up you either way. Lol

  • @mgrzx3367
    @mgrzx3367 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    That is true. My family was owned by Siamese cats for decades. Mom couldn't sit down without one attaching itself to her.

  • @Ragy-c9h
    @Ragy-c9h หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Consent isn't only a human thing. Animals have boundaries as well.

  • @arrowofnovae
    @arrowofnovae ปีที่แล้ว +235

    How to pick up your cat : Like a baby, because they are a baby

    • @ItsEmpty
      @ItsEmpty ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Damn these babies are throwing hands

    • @WillyLeclaire
      @WillyLeclaire ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh please, these cringing posts...

    • @bridgettmmatsie6867
      @bridgettmmatsie6867 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's how I pick my baby cat😂🐈

    • @Someone-qi1rr
      @Someone-qi1rr ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @Esk8118
    @Esk8118 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Having a cat is like having Homelander as a rommate.

  • @LordSalazarsRevenge
    @LordSalazarsRevenge 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    You don't own your cat. Your cat owns you. Those words have never been more true

  • @user-iz9iv5hq9t
    @user-iz9iv5hq9t 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cat definitely loves him

  • @juliusfucik4011
    @juliusfucik4011 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My cat jumps onto my back and sits on my shoulder like a parrot while I cook and clean. I love it.

    • @karenbrandwein8245
      @karenbrandwein8245 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My ABIGALE did that when I was cooking . .especially Chicken . At times she would attach herself to my arm.
      The chicken taßtef better, when she would help me cook. . i miss her 😢.

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha. Not quite the same, but anyway= Farley Mowat, a Canadian author, had two owls as a boy. They lived in the house with him and his parents. His mother opined "You've never baked a chocolate cake until you've done it with an owl on each shoulder!"

  • @pjj9491
    @pjj9491 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    We're only allowed to live in their homes because we have opposable thumbs and can open cans...lol❤

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye, and once they learn to open cans . . . they'll keep us around anyway, because we're so helpless at everything it's cute! : )

    • @bjornna7767
      @bjornna7767 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@verilyheld My cat told me se same after it had read about us in a human pet magazine. Catsperts say we would be cute for some human owners as we can stand on two feet, are large, but completely clumsy. Yet, there's also a hyped trend having midgets as human pets.

  • @hhhbkid
    @hhhbkid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    My Jasmine will coax me into leaning over and then jump on my back and ride around. 😅 Her brother never has tried that move, he just watches.

  • @barefootjamie143
    @barefootjamie143 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    🤣🤣😅🎉i haven't laughed out loud so hard today and I am so grateful for you sharing this 🎶

  • @Vaz44-4
    @Vaz44-4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I got a cat almost three months ago. He was a scared fluffy buddy who was unfortunately miscarried by his last family and has a bunch of health issues, like anemia and leukemia. We built his trust over the first weeks and he was giving in so fast. And just a month or so ago he's fully given in and part of the family. He's really strange in the sense that he's really affectionate with us, comes to greet us at the door when we come home, and comes to us when we call his name.
    We love him so much and for what he does I'm sure he loves us with all his heart.

    • @midesti
      @midesti ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That isn't strange at all. Cats are a lot more loyal and affectionate that people give them credit for. Sounds like you will give him a good life.

    • @Vaz44-4
      @Vaz44-4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@midesti I never had a cat and thought different of this when we got him. But I'm glad I was mistaken. He's very lovely and always greets me when I come near him.

    • @Mikevdog
      @Mikevdog ปีที่แล้ว

      People think cats are aloof, but will forgo food to be with their people.

    • @crazyaboutcatsotheranimals1946
      @crazyaboutcatsotheranimals1946 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Vaz44-4This is a very special relationship 💗 that you should cherish every day!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @timmullen8951
      @timmullen8951 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm glad you treat your tomcat well enough that he greets you at the door. He is now old enough to be neutered/fixed. This is important to calm him & prevent him from spraying his scent in the house. Also, a sexually active tom could run outside to find females to mate with.
      I hope you are committed to caring for him for life or getting him to a shelter if your circumstances change. A house cat can live for 20 years.

  • @naynay3710
    @naynay3710 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    These two have been doing this since the cat was a kitten. They are so comfortable with each other, and this is their special play. I love it!

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie ปีที่แล้ว +235

    My cat loved to be picked up and cradled like a baby. I could put my arms out and she would stand up and stretch upwards as if to say, "Pick me up, daddy."

    • @lisag-mh5rc
      @lisag-mh5rc ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had a cat who decided that she would make eye contact, scrunch the front of her body down & then jump from the floor into my arms. She always made sure that I was looking at her before jumping. As she grew older, I started bending forward to reduce my height. By the time she was 13, she'd scooch her front down & I'd just pick her up. I miss her. I cherish the memories of all my cats. Each cat is unique.

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lisag-mh5rc Yeah, mine did that and also would do this thing where she'd get a crazy look in her eyes and start acting like she was going to pounce while concentrating on my shoulder. This meant, "Take me to the window so we can look at birds together." Then I would point at my shoulder and say, "Ok, let's go!” She would then jump and run up my body to sit on my shoulder.

    • @lisag-mh5rc
      @lisag-mh5rc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheKitchenerLeslie Adorable! 😸 😁

    • @BeautyInVision
      @BeautyInVision ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aww my kitty does the same thing...I absolutely love it and I hold him like a baby😃😻

    • @Snipe_BLOX
      @Snipe_BLOX ปีที่แล้ว

      AYO

  • @NunoHobday
    @NunoHobday 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “You don’t own your cat they own you.” Got me soooo good

  • @FunnyRedemption
    @FunnyRedemption 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    instructions unclear, my hand got fucking ripped off

  • @edikanumoren6584
    @edikanumoren6584 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    God be praised for such cute creatures

    • @Roddheel-ih5ki
      @Roddheel-ih5ki 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      spread that garbage elsewhere.

    • @edikanumoren6584
      @edikanumoren6584 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Roddheel-ih5ki May God forgive you.

    • @Roddheel-ih5ki
      @Roddheel-ih5ki 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@edikanumoren6584 zeus, thor, odin.....which gawd are you going on about?

    • @edikanumoren6584
      @edikanumoren6584 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Roddheel-ih5ki Bible says only a fool says there is no God.

    • @Roddheel-ih5ki
      @Roddheel-ih5ki 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@edikanumoren6584 only idiots think there is only one god, if any, at all.

  • @RedZeshinX
    @RedZeshinX ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I pick up my cats all the time to give them hugs and kisses, or to move them where it's convenient, or when necessary to give them medical care. After awhile they get used to it and know what to expect, it will only be problematic if you haven't established that understanding and comfort over time.

    • @dorothybranch203
      @dorothybranch203 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely there has to be rules....

    • @lisag-mh5rc
      @lisag-mh5rc ปีที่แล้ว

      If I want to do something that my cat enjoys, I will call her. She comes running(& meowing) If I want to do something that she doesn't like. I go get her. She figures that if I pick her up, she's not going to agree with whatever comes next.(meds, nail trims, the vet...)

  • @jordithefox2786
    @jordithefox2786 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of my cats gets fussy if you don't hold him like you would a baby, he's the sweetest thing on earth and always wants to lay on your lap and steal your food ♥️

  • @europec2082
    @europec2082 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Imagine adopting a human child and she or he bosses you around

  • @TADMECBJD
    @TADMECBJD ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My newest fur-baby did that to me from behind. She's definitely the most energetic cat that I have and I have 5. I have excited wild kitties but she's on another level. She's going on four now so she's behaving with age. Lol! 😂

  • @CitrianSnailBY
    @CitrianSnailBY 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Exactly.😍😻😻😻
    Cat says. Human obeys. This is the correct order of things.😻😻😻😻

  • @thehobbyshop5306
    @thehobbyshop5306 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Cat is picked up and you're still alive, love it!!

  • @FireflyGirl68
    @FireflyGirl68 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Isn't that the truth! My cat Loki is definitely in charge of my household! 😸😼😹❤

    • @charlottesmom
      @charlottesmom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      we have a Loki too, he and his sister (Lola) are 3, we adore them!!

  • @quintencornelissen2274
    @quintencornelissen2274 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He looks just like my cat wolfie
    I knew him almost my whole life before he died in 2020
    He was the nicest cat ever and would do nothing if you picked him up

    • @InutuChiumya
      @InutuChiumya 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🕊️🕊️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @robbilox
    @robbilox หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If he or she bites you, it says, "Your on my crew! :3"

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finally, a sequel to "How to pick up a Duck"

    • @sparkieT88
      @sparkieT88 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen how to pick up a kangaroo?

    • @Star_Bug8
      @Star_Bug8 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sparkieT88LOL

    • @dank-365
      @dank-365 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You snag a duck

  • @sdragonfly5549
    @sdragonfly5549 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Most cats don't like being picked up, but this cat looked like ir wasn't tolerating the invasion of space.

    • @TehOwn
      @TehOwn ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They approached the cat from the front which is threatening behaviour and even moved their hand towards their neck in a way that was an imitation of a nip.
      This person was attempting to make their cat "attack" them. But it was clearly play fighting.
      These videos are dumb but whatever, we're here.

    • @OrlanduHolySwordsman
      @OrlanduHolySwordsman ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cats play fight if they like u... stop it

    • @teddypicker8799
      @teddypicker8799 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cat nip you like that when they love you. They're just playing

    • @DrakeG4
      @DrakeG4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Absolutely no hostile body language. Harmless play bites. Not using claws. Ears up. This cat is in play mode.

    • @mizuchinozen
      @mizuchinozen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if the cat was actually scratching him, it would've latched onto his forearm.

  • @RainyBasil9295
    @RainyBasil9295 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ever since i started carrying my cat on my shoulder (bc she is big and heavy now) she absolutely adores being picked up and i only need to reach down to her side and she stiffens up enough so that i can even pick her up with one hand if i have to (if she didn't want me to pick her up she would either run away or slip out of my hands when i grab her). She REALLY likes laying on my shoulder and it's very comfy for me too since my arms could never carry her like i used to.

    • @isaackellogg3493
      @isaackellogg3493 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honor Harrington has entered the chat

    • @RainyBasil9295
      @RainyBasil9295 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@isaackellogg3493 who is that?? 😭
      Also my cat stopped liking that after we got a new kitten but i think she just needs some time to adjust probably

    • @isaackellogg3493
      @isaackellogg3493 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RainyBasil9295 female starship captain with a shoulder mounted cat, who’s an important character on his own in the book series, and not just as a companion. Look it up, it’s really good.

  • @Hithere_25
    @Hithere_25 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Smokey would NEVER? He's a sweet boy 😢

  • @miauwderman2974
    @miauwderman2974 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How to pick up a human :
    step 1 : get a human.
    step 2 : say hello to the human.
    step 3 : get attacked by the human.

  • @Ash_BTW14
    @Ash_BTW14 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Instructions unclear I am now missing an entire right arm

  • @D...Charger
    @D...Charger ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Bought the wrong size cat,now i only have one arm😔.

    • @j3ssii_xoxo
      @j3ssii_xoxo ปีที่แล้ว

      what?

    • @D...Charger
      @D...Charger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@j3ssii_xoxoIt was a joke,i bought a big cat by mistake,and now i only have one arm.👍

    • @j3ssii_xoxo
      @j3ssii_xoxo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@D...Charger how do u have one arm just bcz u bought a bigger sized cat. Makes zero sense to this humor, my dear.

    • @D...Charger
      @D...Charger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@j3ssii_xoxo Well,having had cats for most of my life,i can say i have been bitten more than once,and they were only ikkle house cats.A tiger doing the same would bite my arm off..That was it really.Btw in real life any of the big cats,lions,tigers,liger will all go for the neck,if they get the chance.🐅

    • @j3ssii_xoxo
      @j3ssii_xoxo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@D...Charger try owning MaineCoon cats. And don't be fooled by their size. Yes, they are really gigantic, but very gentle & cuddly. 💖

  • @danitasheree
    @danitasheree 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was a wonderfully unexpected twist at the end, lol.

  • @SandyGreggs-pu1xk
    @SandyGreggs-pu1xk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Never a TRUER STATEMENT. EVEN a new born kitty knows whose BOSS. God Bless, Be Safe, show KINDNESS with a BIG SMILE

  • @jellyboi6982
    @jellyboi6982 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "You dont own your cat they own you." No. We own each other

    • @BotulinSpikedMarzipan
      @BotulinSpikedMarzipan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I own the cat, if cat refuses obedience, initiate Slavia .177

    • @BotulinSpikedMarzipan
      @BotulinSpikedMarzipan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Randomratz240 yes, and she shows that the boss Is....
      Drumroll
      Me, it's me. H U M A N S A R E T H E A P E X

    • @Dharengo
      @Dharengo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me and my cat are family.

  • @xiawilly8902
    @xiawilly8902 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My cat owned me many years ago, he still owns me even from the cat heaven, I got so many healthy habits from him, very heart-warming memory and incredible experience.

  • @LoudMusic-eq9zu
    @LoudMusic-eq9zu หลายเดือนก่อน

    “ You don’t own the cat, the cat owns you” Why is that so true😭

  • @hiiiii949
    @hiiiii949 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I've seen this clip so many times😂😂

    • @ChipTheManx
      @ChipTheManx  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s just so good though….and we can’t replicate it!!! 😅🙈

  • @laurakeenan7977
    @laurakeenan7977 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Step one! Get a cat!!" Nah Ill use my goldfish.

  • @34jared
    @34jared ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't own my cat. I'm his chief of staff.

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My neighbor’s cat just jumps on my face and holds on and that’s my existence for the next 5-30 minutes.
    It’s his way of saying hello

  • @Confidentk9sCa
    @Confidentk9sCa ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love an energetic playful cat. Keeps them healthy when they have someone who knows how to do this with them a lot. They deserve every bit of attention and fun they know they want as long as their human knows when it’s fun and when it’s not. Such smart magnificent pets. ❤

  • @Niger8876
    @Niger8876 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    be gentle to them from the start and make sure they know you felt hurt when they are too rough. be dramatic about it. only then, they learn how to not hurt you.

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Until they continue doing it for entertainment heh

    • @isaac-vb1ng
      @isaac-vb1ng ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s actually the complete opposite of what you’re supposed to do you’re supposed to stop playing with them and ignore their behavior immediately when they do that otherwise they still think it’s playing

    • @JsphCrrll
      @JsphCrrll ปีที่แล้ว

      Then it's time to become Chinese.@@zrATT_

    • @ukkiesc5087
      @ukkiesc5087 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@isaac-vb1ng a loud and dramatic "OWW" will mark the behaviour, after which you stop playing. So no, the comment isn't the complete opposite.

    • @isaac-vb1ng
      @isaac-vb1ng 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ukkiesc5087 to be fair the commenter is saying to be dramatic about it which people could interpret as the wrong thing to do so I’m giving a specific thing to do clear it up

  • @christophersteingart2237
    @christophersteingart2237 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My friend's cat loves hugs, looks up, vocalizes he wants a hug, and reaches out to be picked up like a small child.

  • @earthboundisawsome
    @earthboundisawsome ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Lmao. My cat didn't used to like being picked up, but she's really clingly and always wants attention. We started picking her up as a way to tease her for it when she'd be going on and on and on meowing and walking between our legs. Now she just accepts being held as part of the attention.

  • @lolzforlunch
    @lolzforlunch ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im slowly training my body to resist his claws, like digesting poison a little bit at a time. In time, i will be diamond.

  • @romeow108
    @romeow108 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Anyone else feel this in their elbows?

  • @nuggie_product8133
    @nuggie_product8133 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How to actually (Ik this is a joke but just in case ppl wanna know) pick up a cat IF you already know them.
    1. Place one hand on their chest
    2. Place the other hand on their lower stomach (not their private area..)
    3. Lift carefully
    You’ve now picked up the cat.

  • @solaris70
    @solaris70 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    complete insanity .

  • @Milli2X
    @Milli2X ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just bought a moon pod… and now I have to ask the cat for permission to sit smh