Craziest Patents That Were Actually Approved

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  • @ThatWriterKevin
    @ThatWriterKevin ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Despite what Simon thinks, with a name like Smucker's it has to be good!
    As for the Google/Microsoft thing, I had the same reaction Simon did when he read it. I had to heavily rewrite that section, much more so than normally happens with Brain Blaze, and whatever the fuck that was was clearly an error resulting from that process. While mistakes are inevitable, that was a particularly glaring and embarrassing one.

    • @safewayslavehoppy
      @safewayslavehoppy ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I imagine it is hard getting everything right being locked in a dungeon basement

    • @JazzMac36251
      @JazzMac36251 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's okay. We still ❤ u

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I had to Google it, and for a brief moment, I got got by an April fools joke from 2008. An article titled "Microsoft Buys Google For 200 Billion"

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JazzMac36251

    • @mattiemathis9549
      @mattiemathis9549 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Good on ya mate for standing up! “A person of character always accepts responsibility for their mistakes and successes.”
      I don’t know who said it, but I know I didn’t make it up ! 😂😂

  • @positrondesign6514
    @positrondesign6514 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Smuckers makes really good jam. They have a sense of humor about the terrible name.
    Their ads say - "With a name like Smuckers... It has to be good."

    • @doktorrobingram
      @doktorrobingram ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jane: "So, with a name like Flucker's, it's got to be good."
      Chevy: "Hey, hold on a minute. I have a jam here called Nose Hair. Now, with a name like Nose Hair, you can imagine how good it must be.Mmm mmm."
      Dan: "Hold it a minute, folks! But are you familiar with a jam called Death Camp? That's Death Camp. Just look for the barbed wire on the label. With a name like Death Camp it must be so good it's incredible!"
      Etc....

  • @Fr33dan
    @Fr33dan ปีที่แล้ว +185

    SImon mentioning the math book with the answers reminded me that when I was a kid our books had half the answers in the back which was actually pretty clever because if you were struggling they served as extra examples to help you figure the concept out for the ones you didn't have the answers for.

    • @slantedshark3853
      @slantedshark3853 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤨🤔🤥🤥🤥... yeah more ways of figuring out the concept....

    • @LeonLane21
      @LeonLane21 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My books had the same thing. The teachers would just assign the other half of the equations for homework.

    • @tammileroux3329
      @tammileroux3329 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When I was growing up and discovered those answers in the back of the book, I also discovered sometimes they were wrong

    • @adamdaniels4797
      @adamdaniels4797 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then later he couldn't do any Maths... Too much looking up the answers back in the day!

    • @Fr33dan
      @Fr33dan ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@slantedshark3853 Bruh you're talking to a guy who spent a week reverse engineering a file format because I didn't understand why some save files for a game had different file names depending on where you bought the game. If I don't properly understand something, it bothers me. Call me what you want but liar ain't acurate.

  • @n1gak
    @n1gak ปีที่แล้ว +26

    For many years, Smuckers (which primarily makes jams) had an advertising tagline, "With a name like this, it's got to be good"

  • @Onewheelordeal
    @Onewheelordeal ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Simon thinks Smuckers sounds bad, wait till he hears about Fuddruckers

    • @heavyecho1
      @heavyecho1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      When I saw the alternative in Idiocracy, I thought Fuddruckers was a made up name just to get to the evolution of the new name

    • @crystalhamrick740
      @crystalhamrick740 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or Dick's (the sporting goods store or chicken wings restaurant)

    • @hbic4242
      @hbic4242 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait I thought it was fudpuckers…the restaurant right?
      Edit. Nm they are both food service places 😂

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We get it - Americans like weird names! 😆

  • @samuelsherburne4400
    @samuelsherburne4400 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    100% behind Lorelei as video editor. Prestine taste. Colm Wilkinson will forever be the superior Jean Valjean. And she even used the clip from the 10th anniversary. A TRUE LEGEND. Thank you Lorelei

  • @christiangauthier727
    @christiangauthier727 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Lorelei was mercilessly SAVAGE! I love it!
    We all love laughing at Simon's expense.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I am a true force of nature, and nothing can stand in my way, especially not a a bald man with a beard and glasses! WHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

    • @Marykate465
      @Marykate465 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes ! I love the editing ! It’s gotten me through doing chart notes at work. Thank you Lorelei

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Marykate465 🎶 What can I say except you're welcome! 🎶

    • @christiangauthier727
      @christiangauthier727 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EveryFairyDies To be fair, though, Simon makes your job really easy at times (quite often while recording this particular Video)!

    • @Marykate465
      @Marykate465 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ⁠@@EveryFairyDiesI appreciate your fondness for classic Simpsons

  • @jeremywyatt2897
    @jeremywyatt2897 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    That was the best pre-intro clip ever... "lawyer speak or is he talking about cock!" Simon, we absolutely love you dude. I watch all you channels and you always keep me entertained or engrossed in your shows. Thanks for being a great creator!

  • @JonBailey
    @JonBailey ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hilarious writing, delivery, and editing.

  • @gn7838
    @gn7838 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Think we're gonna need a part 2 of crazy Patents!

    • @roguebanshee
      @roguebanshee ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm hoping we get it as a recurring mini-series.

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There's certainly more of them, and reading through the patents was a ton of fun!

    • @gn7838
      @gn7838 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ThatWriterKevin would love to see more of them, really enjoyed this episode 💙

    • @flareinc7413
      @flareinc7413 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes we do!!

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Lor has become my favorite of Simon's editors! She is amazing, and doesn't miss a thing or waste a moment. Idk what Simon's paying her, but it's not enough 💸💸💸

    • @shaunneal9981
      @shaunneal9981 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely! Couldn't agree more!

    • @BarbaricAvatar
      @BarbaricAvatar ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure it's plenty enough. But yes, she does a great job.

    • @Vincent-2057
      @Vincent-2057 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. I'm 5 mins in and the editing has been very good!
      There all good ofc, but there's a finess to this video

    • @drewt1717
      @drewt1717 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree... top shelf editing here

    • @joshuawargo6446
      @joshuawargo6446 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      " I thoroughly inspected and COMFORTED the pig....before slaughtering it for the ham." GOD DAMNIT I LOVE CASTIEL xD and the thermo dynamics. SO GOOD EDIT : OMG DETHKLOK EDIT xD THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMG HOW !

  • @mattjc
    @mattjc ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I swear this editor is fishing around specifically in my brain for shows to reference/memeify. The one-two punch of futurama-metalocalypse was chefs kiss.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw my opening and I took it. I regret nothing!

  • @Kyah_EarlyChildhood
    @Kyah_EarlyChildhood ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My favourite channel in WhistlerVerse!
    Pure, joyfully unfiltered Simon Brain!

  • @Chumbama
    @Chumbama ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Patents needed for
    1) A quiet lawnmower
    2) A quiet jackhammer
    3) A blood pressure monitor that doesn't squeeze your arm half to death.

    • @DystopianOverture
      @DystopianOverture 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As someone who has to keep an eye on my blood pressure and regularly take readings due to a medication side effect. I wish number 3 existed.

  • @route2070
    @route2070 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The rim shot video with Tom Scott yelling "yes" in the background was awesome. 18:03

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that video. It's amazing to see how far Tom's gone in the past however many years.

    • @route2070
      @route2070 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @EveryFairyDies too bad of his semi retirement, at least he can work at whatever pace he wants.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@route2070 I'll miss his weekly videos, but I know we'll still get good content, and hopefully some deeper stuff too.

  • @gaylegoodman9097
    @gaylegoodman9097 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Again, Lorelei, your editing was superb. The jokes really make the show. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it!
    😊😊

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And I appreciate you! Thank you!

  • @digigalbytes2445
    @digigalbytes2445 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I've been subscribed to this channel since the business blaze, pacing & ranting days. And while I've loved it long time, these days I feel like it's just become a vehicle for showcasing Lorelei's meme game. (And what a great thing that is!) Regardless, I continue to enjoy the fine products from the amazing team.

    • @johnnychico7052
      @johnnychico7052 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ogbb. I miss the script slaps the “SW”neon light still working.

    • @digigalbytes2445
      @digigalbytes2445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnnychico7052 This OGBB once believed Simon would get that sign fixed..

    • @SelenaSmith-op6fz
      @SelenaSmith-op6fz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the guy who use to count the script slaps ( I think the guys name was David? )

    • @mgailp
      @mgailp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the ETA heater (Wilson?)

  • @SlickyLow
    @SlickyLow ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that Simon just legitimized Smucker's own ad campaign "With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good"

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    4:55 - Chapter 1 - Time to die
    9:55 - Chapter 2 - Double bicycle! What does it mean ?
    16:00 - Chapter 3 - Microsoft's avoid ghettos patent
    23:20 - Chapter 4 - Eddie, please don't f*!k your burritos

  • @vonirkinshtine
    @vonirkinshtine ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lorelei's editing is SAVAGE and I'm here for it. I'm always happy to see the first metal band clip, then I know not-Sam is at work.

  • @Tormekia
    @Tormekia ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Had a teacher who lost her answer sheet for a test. She found out a student had stolen it - turns out he was dumb enough to put "answers may vary" as legit answers.
    She was snarky enough to mention it to the class without naming the student.

    • @magnemoe1
      @magnemoe1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Had an professor at university who was not very interested in teaching. Probably his research or contracts was more interesting.
      So he had used 7 questions the last 10 years and gave 3 on exams.
      You just needed to remember the answers.
      But some year after I had him he died a month before exam and they got an new professor who made new tests and almost all did not pass the exam :)

    • @olencone4005
      @olencone4005 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my college professors decided to be sneaky... he gave every student a very slightly customized test -- the questions were the same, but the numbers involved would be slightly different, so everyone would have a unique answer. Like one student might have 1+1=? while the next would have 2+2=?, that sort of thing (it was Calculus, so they were a liiiiiiittle more complex than that 😅). A cheater would just be looking for the answer from their neighbor, they wouldn't be expecting the questions to vary -- so it made catching the cheaters remarkably easy! hehe!

    • @mgailp
      @mgailp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@olencone4005 I used to do that. It is fairly with Word;s letter merge feature.

  • @bannankev
    @bannankev ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Luis intro clip from the casual criminalist is GOATED. I love it so damn much!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's definitely gone down in Whistleverse history!

  • @Kyah_EarlyChildhood
    @Kyah_EarlyChildhood ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THE Editing! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Combining FactBoi and Supernatural twice in one episode?! I’m in heaven

  • @maxbrundle1599
    @maxbrundle1599 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That clip of simon with his cigar just made me want to see Simon wearing a top hat and monocle so bad😂 with a fat Cuban of course

  • @ajjameson154
    @ajjameson154 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love the Metalocalypse reference to Dethklok.

  • @Tempest_Murder
    @Tempest_Murder ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Simon's multitude of channels and range of different emotional deliveries captured on video probably make him one of the most eligible humans to be converted into an AI.

  • @skatermonkeygirl
    @skatermonkeygirl ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In Australia, we have a toasted sandwich called a "Jaffle" which you need to make in a purpose made jaffle iron which seals the edges of the bread which results in a hot pocket sort of thing. If you put a sandwich in the iron while it's turned off, you'd basically get the same things as the first mentioned patent. The edges of the iron would probably cut off some of the crust too.

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to look that up. Apparently they're called pie irons here in the United States, and I'm pretty sure I've seen them at the store or on TV or something but I don't think I've ever seen one in anyone's house and I've never had a sandwich from one. According to Wikipedia, they were invented here before 1920 and called the Tostwich, and then made their way to Australia in the 1940s to become the jaffle iron.

    • @n0username0n
      @n0username0n ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cant go wrong with a spaghetti or baked bean jaffle! I dont even like that tinned spaghetti crap but its pretty good in a jaffle lol.

  • @chanceallen3586
    @chanceallen3586 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great edit additions! I have to say, I know the Skeletor meme gets used a lot, but every time it is done in a appropriate way, (usually during an inappropriate statement Lol) I have to snicker. Props to Lorelei!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a fun one to use, which always so aptly expresses what we're all thinking.

  • @samedwards6683
    @samedwards6683 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks for researching, creating and sharing this entertaining video. Great Job. Keep it up!

  • @trystanword
    @trystanword ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Danny needs to educate us all on cornish pasties

  • @GideonFrazier
    @GideonFrazier ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Kevin is a DGR fan? That’s an Easter egg I never expected.

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I haven't had an Easter egg since my old college days...

    • @GideonFrazier
      @GideonFrazier ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThatWriterKevin halfway through a script whenever you reach a stopping point do you ever randomly think “checkpoint city”?

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GideonFrazier It is a beautiful city, but I have nevver thought that. I might now though

  • @empressmarowynn
    @empressmarowynn ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The editing in these videos always has me cracking up. Thank you Lorelei!

  • @mattiemathis9549
    @mattiemathis9549 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m not into car racing, but when you talk about that fiery crash in formula 1 and how the guy walked away. Reminds me of when Dale Earnheart died. It didn’t look violent. It didn’t look like he shouldn’t have walked away…..

  • @schipperkesandhonoraryschi8515
    @schipperkesandhonoraryschi8515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m Loving the editing by Lorelei today - so funny, relevant and almost classy for BB 🤣 great work!!! Suits Kevin’s words and Simon’s delivery of it complete with tangents
    This was a funny one - love it

  • @the80hdgaming
    @the80hdgaming ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "If someone was gonna crash, it was Grosjean" Simon being an absolute savage.... lmfao

    • @tomekkaminski2677
      @tomekkaminski2677 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with Simon on this :)

    • @cva1122
      @cva1122 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomekkaminski2677
      Wasn't his first dangerous move.

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@cva1122to be fair, most (or even all) of the drivers would've crashed in that situation. Sometimes you just can't avoid it.

    • @gr5535
      @gr5535 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does the same thing in Indy Car Racing 😂

    • @cva1122
      @cva1122 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adenkyramud5005 Most, if not all of the drivers, would not have gotten in that situation. He was unpredictable. Swerving suddenly, even under braking, for example.

  • @devonpool542
    @devonpool542 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love Simons explanation for the name smuckers 😂

  • @mintboy1058
    @mintboy1058 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you Sam for the recent up take in supernatural gifs. Everyone makes me smile.

    • @mintboy1058
      @mintboy1058 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Correction... lorelie

  • @JoeMama-oq8wl
    @JoeMama-oq8wl 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was hilarious ! Unlike the edited channels, like astro* & & warographics, we get to see Simon spin off on tangents, get tongue twisted, laugh, & have normal reactions to some crazy information. Please keep this channel going man ! You are 1 of my few new favorite humans 😂

  • @lusalma5404
    @lusalma5404 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Simon, for life expectancy in the US you have to go state by state. It is quite different in Minnesota vs. Arkansas. Rather like the difference between Norway and Lithiunia.

    • @variaxi935
      @variaxi935 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right? if you live a very healthy lifestyle you'll live longer; if you live a very unhealthy lifestyle you won't likely live nearly as long. This applies across the board, it's just a matter of whether folks have access to what is healthy and unhealthy

  • @bchin4005
    @bchin4005 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lorelei's vast knowledge of metal/punk and having appropriate clips to edit into the episodes is endlessly amusing.
    If anyone had to sub in for my true love Sam, I'm quite pleased it's Lorelei. No disappointments here.

  • @melanietoth1376
    @melanietoth1376 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have to applaud the wonderful editing here. I laughed out loud so many times. Brilliant Thank you

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you! I do what I can. 😁

  • @Aemirys
    @Aemirys ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love to see the Democracy Sausage getting some air play! 😂 🇦🇺

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't get my Democracy Sausage at the referendum vote. Still grumpy about it.

    • @digigalbytes2445
      @digigalbytes2445 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EveryFairyDies Me neither! Also still feel ripped off.

  • @chessjames1468
    @chessjames1468 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God's speed Sam & Lorelei you guys makes me laugh so much every videos with these crisps cuts. 😂

  • @I.QV.I
    @I.QV.I ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The parenting stuff hit me like train 😂 eat please something. Oh so relatable

  • @danielgertler5976
    @danielgertler5976 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That microsoft walking gps taking you out of your way to see ads is an idea I can understand on paper, but all thats gonna happen is that someone is gonna make a version that doesn't do it and people will use that one cause it gets them there faster.

  • @Shiny_Dragonite
    @Shiny_Dragonite ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The editing on these gets me every time. Now I gotta go watch Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls again. 😂

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว

      Not as good as the first one, but still has some good moments.

  • @ncg195
    @ncg195 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks to Lorelei for including a super old Tom Scott video for no real reason. I really enjoyed that.

    • @Garmbreak1
      @Garmbreak1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came here to say this, shout out to the legend.

  • @ThatElfTorunn
    @ThatElfTorunn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lorelei, you are the best editor on TH-cam. Legit your edits are my favourite thing about these videos these days. Killing me over here 😂
    Also, Emil Krebs is who I want to be when I grow up.

  • @thebear128
    @thebear128 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't believe you referenced DGR Dave in your video! That's amazing lol

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DGR, GPB, and Larl are my favourite Mario streamers

    • @thebear128
      @thebear128 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThatWriterKevin that's awesome! I actually know DGR in real life, he's just as amazing a person in real life as he is on stream. Thank you for the reply. You're an amazing writer. You keep me coming back and enable me to put up with Simons tangents!

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebear128 He definitely seems like a genuinely nice dude, glad to hear that's the case. And thank you, I appreciate it! Say hi to Dave for me and ask if he can get me John Sports' autograph

    • @thebear128
      @thebear128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThatWriterKevin lol I'll do that! He'll need the address to the basement Simon is keeping you all locked up in. Next time you see Simon tell him thanks from all of us for letting you have Internet access down there.

    • @RexRath
      @RexRath ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThatWriterKevin Carl's a good friend of mine...though he does tend to do everything twice twice...

  • @Slikx666
    @Slikx666 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:06 It's Matt Grey Yes looking happy with Tom Scott doing the vocals. What a classic video. 😀

  • @mallen6783
    @mallen6783 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually had a Smuckers pb&j today, they are pretty damn good, i got 2 boxes laying in my freezer

    • @crazyeyez1502
      @crazyeyez1502 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Had an Uncrustable for lunch. As a truck driver, it's convenient for me to just grab one out of the freezer, toss it in my lunch bag in the morning, and it's thawed and ready when I'm ready to eat it.

    • @mallen6783
      @mallen6783 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      where do you think i had my Uncrustable croissant, if not in my truck?!lol
      Looks like Simon is right and half his audience are trucker's

    • @crazyeyez1502
      @crazyeyez1502 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mallen6783 lol hell yea! My wife first started getting them for our girls to take with them to school. Then i figured it out. Quicker than making a sandwich or something.

    • @mallen6783
      @mallen6783 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crazyeyez1502Ohh so you stole the snacks..

  • @jtester2
    @jtester2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this episode because this is what I do for a living 😂 and the “elongated member” is patent lawyer speak to keep things broad/vague. I might look up these patents lol.

  • @bastionsea2829
    @bastionsea2829 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I imagine Simon going home after recording this video and finding a jar of Smuckers in his pantry

  • @TheNerdNeck
    @TheNerdNeck ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We drove by Smuckers HQ just the other day, it's in Ohio near me. Smuckers was the founder's last name. (big jam company, Fact Boy)

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:45 often times, if there is a slight curve, perpendicular traffic is behind the A pillar of your car so you cant see them..

  • @garethbaus5471
    @garethbaus5471 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The existence of open source technology suggests that patents aren't the only thing incentivizing innovation. Patents might still be a net good, but it isn't as clear as you would expect.

  • @Tahoza
    @Tahoza ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the Tom Scott ref around 18:00.

  • @slygamer01
    @slygamer01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reports of a grisly murder in progress in Woolloongabba (try to pronounce that one, Simon) in Brisbane? That's just the Brisbane Lions playing AFL at the Gabba and getting murdered on the scoreboard by their opponents.

    • @slygamer01
      @slygamer01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, I would like to see a Brain Blaze video of Simon trying to pronounce Australian place names.

  • @khurram4589
    @khurram4589 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The easiest way to manage your money is to take it one step at a time and not worry about being perfect😊

    • @LydiaLopez-yh7wo
      @LydiaLopez-yh7wo ปีที่แล้ว

      After meeting Mr James in the United States, my life changed completely. Yours can change too, it's just a matter of commitment and focus.

  • @42Oregon
    @42Oregon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lorelei's memes got me deadass head crying 🤣

  • @DMTrance87
    @DMTrance87 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm pretty sure that was the best BB intro cut ever... No, yeah... It definitely was, hands down🤣
    ... Maybe even one of the best BB episodes ever...
    I literally rewatched the intro three times in a row, still laughing even now...and I've never done that for TH-cam video, in addition to at least a dozen full-on LOL moments.
    Awesome overall mostly cuz of L ....I adore this video editor, she's a sassy batch and I LOVE it💞

  • @marvindebot3264
    @marvindebot3264 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the nod to Tom Scot's (the "other" Fact Boy) first video in there.

  • @alertedanemone7
    @alertedanemone7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Simon Highschooler here:
    The math books I have been using for Middle/High School have the answers on the back but it is only the odd problems. (If you search hard enough you can find a college that did them all and posted it online but I am to lazy to do that but not lazy enough to do homework lol).

  • @Foxiz
    @Foxiz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Simon becoming a yearning heartbreaker at the end almost made me blush 😄

  • @TrafficCamWatch
    @TrafficCamWatch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    19:30 coincidentally, Waze implemented that feature a few weeks before this video.

  • @michellecoleman5577
    @michellecoleman5577 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:26 This sincere observation has made my month.

  • @giantred
    @giantred ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dang, thank you for this drop today; currently coming down with the flu and since 1: Laughter is the best medicine & 2: I am American my check to Simon for $750 will be in the mail

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh man! Just found out I fractured my ankle. So I’m gonna be laid up for a while.

  • @Skunk6977
    @Skunk6977 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:19 is that Punk Rock Factory? If so, what a strange crossover of my two obsessions, punk rock and all things Simon LOL

  • @bartfoster1311
    @bartfoster1311 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could make a rigid, elongated member to hold a burrito similar to a push-pop. As you push the stick up, the burrito slides out a bite at a time!

  • @DasakiV
    @DasakiV ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, between the Smuckers comment and the reference to DGR, this is a bloody AMAZING video!

  • @eeik5150
    @eeik5150 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mad props to your video editor for a Supernatural clip. 12:09

  • @srinivasanalagesan1826
    @srinivasanalagesan1826 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great editing from Lorelei and Sam(?). Another great script from Kevin.

  • @laurabustos6560
    @laurabustos6560 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Simon, the common name of "the thing pies are in" is literally pie crust. 🤣✌️

  • @bandit5875
    @bandit5875 ปีที่แล้ว

    Around 11:04 when Simon misspoke “reach-around” and Skeletor immediately said “WHAT?!” had me dying.

  • @lisarussell1010
    @lisarussell1010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Google is owned by its parent company, Alphabet Inc., which was formed in 2015 through a restructuring of Google's various businesses. Alphabet Inc. holds ownership of all Google subsidiaries, including TH-cam, DoubleClick, Android, and Waymo.Dec 10, 2023

  • @baddman69
    @baddman69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lorelei's editing was on point. Boondocks and Dethklok? Respect!

  • @shaunneal9981
    @shaunneal9981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anothe great episode, putting a smile on my face!

  • @charlie-jay
    @charlie-jay ปีที่แล้ว

    21:04 I see what you did there with the map. AFL Grand Final? ;)

  • @RyanTheRed907
    @RyanTheRed907 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss the wild days when Simon read from a paper script, but the Death Clock clips in editing are *chefskiss*.

  • @cyberfutur5000
    @cyberfutur5000 ปีที่แล้ว

    In my city was a junction like that, had to go past it on my way to work every morning and at least once a week there was a crash. They've put traffic lights there and no crashes since... (that I've seen)

  • @anna9072
    @anna9072 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious. Several of the clips had me laughing out loud. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

  • @Vinceras
    @Vinceras 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just love how much the editors take the piss out of everything...not me over here watching a video about inventions giggling like a child who pranked their teacher with a fart machine or whoopee cushion. Bravo folks. Bravo.

  • @ericomarpaboncrespo6005
    @ericomarpaboncrespo6005 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lorelei you are SO SO GOOD with the memes! Keep it up!

  • @jasonwright1687
    @jasonwright1687 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Simon you should try the cigar Partagas Maduro Reserve crystál ... Have some Dow's or Taylor Fladgate tawny porto fino. They go very well together. 👍

  • @WoodworkerDan
    @WoodworkerDan ปีที่แล้ว

    Simon, if you want a real pasty, visit the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Cornish miners introduced them in the 1800s, and they have been one of our favorite foods ever since.

  • @That1kid304
    @That1kid304 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy new years kevin!

  • @Ikantspell4
    @Ikantspell4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best edits ever! Average Blane Braze performance from Simon but BEST video because of the editing.

  • @roysoutdoorlife
    @roysoutdoorlife ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lorelei on top form again, even sneaking in a Tom Scott clip!

  • @justinsmith9213
    @justinsmith9213 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who ever edited this episode today is on point. Democracy sausage, Dethklok. You're a champion.

  • @startrekiborg
    @startrekiborg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha, Smuckers is primarily known for making jelly. And thier company slogan is "With a name like Smuckers, we've got to be good".

  • @brianward7550
    @brianward7550 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:52, but, he was talking about the crimping when he brought that up, so, are pasties not crimped?

  • @rebeccawest3980
    @rebeccawest3980 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg love the Supernatural clip. Recognized Mishas voice immediately lol

  • @barefootGemini
    @barefootGemini ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Before I even watch this….patent examiners do not make a judgement call on the viability of an idea or design. We simply verify the information is consistent.

  • @andrewdeddens1943
    @andrewdeddens1943 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Parenting stuff with fact boy is your new channel and there’s nothing you can do about it Simon

    • @magnemoe1
      @magnemoe1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like an good idea :o)

    • @I.QV.I
      @I.QV.I ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tripple that shit! Im subscribing! 😂 1 toddler and two more on their way

  • @etmr
    @etmr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine a crossover between Simon and DGR! Maybe a Super Mario inspired Brain Blaze

  • @jaydentierney2194
    @jaydentierney2194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon is the best mate that tells you random shit but makes it funny

  • @U.nknown.U
    @U.nknown.U ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantastic this one had me in stitches 😂😂

  • @Nyan_Kitty
    @Nyan_Kitty ปีที่แล้ว

    That old Tom Scott clip 😭 Ahh, my heart
    ...
    AND A DGR REFERENCE!!
    Some say he's still down there somewhere

  • @jorgelotr3752
    @jorgelotr3752 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:51 it's shorter because they have more day-to-day hazards (some even natural!) and limited healthcare availability (compounded by the fact that they have little to no financial help for medication and the base cost for drugs is way higher, with a plus if they are a must for remaining alive).

  • @nathanvandereecken3882
    @nathanvandereecken3882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone know who's that singing "defying gravity"?

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว

      That was Caleb Hayles featuring Rebecca Parham: th-cam.com/video/AE2hjk2Jq5o/w-d-xo.html They did a great job of it, was pleased to include it!

    • @nathanvandereecken3882
      @nathanvandereecken3882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EveryFairyDies thank you so much for your reply and your work!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanvandereecken3882 Thank you for commenting and watching!