mfgoat714 h I have as well. And yeah, withdrawal especially is something I wouldn't wish on anyone. It's just beyond what anyone should ever have to experience.
When I was locked up in juvenile hall I once saw a kid jump out of the shower, butt naked, and punched a guard in the face. We were on lockdown for 5 and a half hours and while he was handcuffed, he took a shit on his hands and tried to wrestle his hands out of the cuffs using the shit as a lubricant. No lie. I shit you not. I'm not giving out this dude's name because it is a violation of his privacy and I'm not telling what facility for the same reason. But it was disgusting.
7 years ago was 2009. TH-cam's primetime. That really explains why your videos are so good. really REALLY take me the hell back to the good old 2009 days. God, I love your channel, keep doing what youre doing. I have problems talking as openly as you about my experiences in prison, so thats pretty cool of you. Respect from louisiana.
Haha, I didn't have to fake being crazy and legitimately ended up in a mental hospital. Some guys in there were awaiting trial. One of them was the most racist person I ever met. And I saw a big woman take off her clothes and sit on a chair in the lounge while on her period. Maybe I'll launch the AfterMentalHospitalShow!
AfterPrisonShow you are definitely my favorite TH-camr you have definitely changed my life I love your Channel I just finished my 6 hours of community service and you got me through it you motivated me thank you so much you're awesome keep up the awesome work😁😁😁😁😁
You are so genuine.. no product placements or plugs, just telling real stories and enjoying it. When this channel takes off, I hope you stay true to these roots and get that $$$
Hey APS, just wanted to say how much I love your channel. Your stories, personality, and just the way you carry yourself inspires me everyday to make the most out of my life. You're so full of love and wonder and I love it. Keep doing you brother, I loved every video so far, and I can't wait to see what the future holds for you.
Hey Joe I love the show! I rhymed...I spent one night in jail and that was enough for me. While i was in i met a guy who ran from the cops and was chased down by K-9's. He was stitched up from head to toe. He honestly looked like Frankenstein's monster. When i asked him what happened he just said..."Don't run from the cops" I thought to myself, Great tip. haha Keep up the good work!
hee hee hee heee heee!! thats crazy! literally! coo coo cachoo. I absolutely love hearing these stories that you have. As always, thank you for all the content you UPLOAD! makes my day Joe. Take care
Damn! you are the born narrator. :) Normaly other peoples lifes, dont interest me, but the passion you put into your narrative, makes it all worth it. Thank you - Greetings from Denmark
Man, I remember this dude I was in county with facing some serious time went to some pre-trial court date. Put a brownie in is underwear and started digging in his ass right in front of the judge then pulled started pulling out the browning piece by piece and eating it. The judge decided he was insane and sent him off to the loony bin lol
Keep doing what you're doing Joe, I'm glad I've been here since you've had about 35k subs. Can't wait to see you reach the millions, I definitely believe it will happen sooner than you think if you keep uploading vids like these.
Sometimes they should be. Prisons in Europe is almost like a 5-star hotel. TV's, computers, playstation, nice and clean, you can smoke.... I mean.. just look at Anders Breivik in Norway, who won a freakin' lawsuit because he didn't feel like he had enough freedom in jail. He won..... And this guy killed 77 people. He doesn't deserve any kind of freedom.
Nahh its good,. Same as learning to go to lets say nudist campings,.. Its a challenge,. Even without clother or other possesions you need to feel better or atleast equal from the others,. No matter what size u are.
i lost my fucking shit when you did the impersonation of the dudes balls smacking the floor. Always come to your channel when I need a good laugh. Keep it up brotha
Yeah there's a section of the prison called the infirmary, where prisoners are sent when they're injured, or ill, for any reason. There are nurses and doctors that work in the infirmary, of course.
oh yeah definitely. the prison system is totally inadequate when it comes to meeting people's physical and mental health needs. they don't give a fuck about anyone - only the money that the prison industrial complex generates for them.
Just posting a comment because you ask for them and I know they help you with the TH-cam algorithms. Love your channel. You are an amazing storyteller!
I wanna see a video about the best life advice you could give us, things you wish you did and didn't etc. Glad to see you've changed your life around it's great 👌
Joe your videos are fucking great. I'm glad you're being a positive influence on the world. You're going to make it big my dude trust me. Keep doing what you're doin.
lmao this is my favorite chanels man i was locked up with a towel talker too and he one time got up out the shower butt ball naked and just walked thru the unit to his cell. Not a single fuck was given. he was barking like a dog and drinking out of his toilet about a week later. Youve been turning bad memories into weirdly entertaining ones sso i wanna say thank you. I also really like how positive you are affter being through all of this. My attitude seems to be improving and i think your videos are helping in this recovery process so thank you man! Ive been posting more on facebook and talking to people out in the world a little bit more every day so once again thank you! keep up the good work every time i get a notification about a new video from you i cant wait to get home and watch it. and sometimes i find a video i havent seen yet an get even more excited.cant wait to see more. -White boy Chris
hey there i just subbed today and ive binged watched 10 vidoes , just wanted too say i appreciate these videos the stories and the education for the younger generation as i myself was locked up for 3 months and i feared for my life but i can't imagine what it would be like for 7 years. thanks for telling the kids what the hustle is like! cheers from australia
I really do appreciate everything you do It is amazing to see someone that has made a lot of mistakes and learn from it and try to inspire people to learn from your mistakes I'm so happy to see you grow and I only hope that only continues and I also really hope this after prison show can be a tv show
This one time my teacher made all the boys in class do a test to see if we were cool, the test? Shallow a hot dog whole without biting He was pretty cool even though he he he he he did some stuff.... Yeah I'm not gonna talk about it, I almost choked though...😓
When I view videos like this, when someone is just talking I like to do other things. But you, I can't stop watching you, you speak in a way so I want to look you in the eye while you are speaking. I feel like you are actuly tellnt ( Me ) a story not some camera. You are an awsome youtuber keep it up.
I've got a gruesome story for all of you about an incident that I witnessed while I was at Florida State Prison.Give me five likes and I'll tell you something that still haunts me to this day.
Cammo Gaming my raging days were left behind those razor wire fences five years ago.Trying to steal the spotlight was entirely disrespectful anyways and for my foolishness I apologize.Love your vids!
wow good shit joe been watching since the beginning ik how on lock feels esp doing a bid up here in rhode island seg ,you tell it how it is 100 percent authentic keep up the great work your gonna make it biggy said it " turned my life from negative to positive now its all.." 1
I don't hit that subscribe button but i made an exception this time. Really enjoying your videos. Was a little annoyed by the jump cuts but your stories are interesting. Keep up the great work.
Pop-pop. Pop-pop. Pop-pop. Thanks Joe that is gonna be in my head for hours!
Opiate Kitten i love that prof pic.😍lol
Remember not to love it too much, my fellow goat - you may regret it in the future.
MrGoat. thank you mr. billy goat much respect and luv. i have actually been down that route and wouldnt wish it upon my worst enemy
Opiate Kitten interesting name and picture
mfgoat714 h I have as well. And yeah, withdrawal especially is something I wouldn't wish on anyone. It's just beyond what anyone should ever have to experience.
When I was locked up in juvenile hall I once saw a kid jump out of the shower, butt naked, and punched a guard in the face. We were on lockdown for 5 and a half hours and while he was handcuffed, he took a shit on his hands and tried to wrestle his hands out of the cuffs using the shit as a lubricant. No lie. I shit you not. I'm not giving out this dude's name because it is a violation of his privacy and I'm not telling what facility for the same reason. But it was disgusting.
Did it work though? That's an important question.
"**I shit you not**""
Toast Busters sure...
Toast Busters nigga I been to juvy an you sound like you full of shit bro juvy a daycare you fuckin idiot
Anthony R www.sane.org/get-help
favorite youtuber, realiest youtuber, only TH-cam I watch full ads
does full ad give them more money?
yes if you don't skip ads he gets paid more so I never skip his video ads
corey caldwell what about youtube red?
I live in Canada youtube red is not available yet
"Red tube" lol thanks for the response
You know he actually went through this shit because no one in the right mind would think of this shit
I had a major drug problem(herion)for 30 fn years. I never had problems like this. Thank God...
Jima Dula yes thank god... the man who doesn’t exist. You’re the one that got yourself off heroin.
He also has a video about pictures of him in prison
you have one of the most iconic lisps in history.
MIA fan 3 ayyyy I see you comment on everyone of stitches videos lmao
MIA fan 3 I never noticed he had one until I saw this comment and now can't stop hearing it.
Atleast it's not bad compared to some lisps
7 years ago was 2009. TH-cam's primetime. That really explains why your videos are so good. really REALLY take me the hell back to the good old 2009 days. God, I love your channel, keep doing what youre doing. I have problems talking as openly as you about my experiences in prison, so thats pretty cool of you. Respect from louisiana.
the towels don't talk to you? maybe you're the crazy one.
rottin_ I talk to my towels and laugh in it to hahaha😆😆
do u make money if i watch the full ad instead of skipping if so ill stop skippin cause u deserve the money man
Algoreithm u can skip it
nah apperently they dont make money if you skip the ads. i turned off my adblock just for this guy.
Algoreithm im pretty sure that if you go into the website or click on what the people making the adds you give them more
+Emanuel xeg thats never the case... By putting the ads on the video u make money
Algoreithm he does
Haha, I didn't have to fake being crazy and legitimately ended up in a mental hospital. Some guys in there were awaiting trial. One of them was the most racist person I ever met. And I saw a big woman take off her clothes and sit on a chair in the lounge while on her period. Maybe I'll launch the AfterMentalHospitalShow!
FlyingOverTr0ut this guy is awesome. me and flyingovertrout are going to do some great work together soon! just two youtubers from Va!!! 😎
FlyingOverTr0ut lol
AfterPrisonShow hello reply please your awesome !!!
AfterPrisonShow you are definitely my favorite TH-camr you have definitely changed my life I love your Channel I just finished my 6 hours of community service and you got me through it you motivated me thank you so much you're awesome keep up the awesome work😁😁😁😁😁
hey man! you're awesome!
I speak with towels too. They know things.
Yes but they have a very dry wit
Roger Inwood cleaver
And me
Anderhils ikr they are funny
I saw a guy feeding his towel like a baby, and then he had serious domestic issues with his other personality.
Prison showers sound like my grandmas showers
darkmanknight1 lmao. that's funny.
That guy must have liked dry humor
2WNR that almost went over my head LOL
Oh my god
Nice.
is rape in prison showers as common as it is in movies and tv?
anotheraccount420 no there's to many people giving it away. Rape usually happens if u got a fucked up cellmate or ur a Chester
is a chester a gay person?
Tyler Best tard.
no it not that much but it does happen but most of the time its consenual
Algoreithm if it is consensual it isnt rape stupid
You are so genuine.. no product placements or plugs, just telling real stories and enjoying it. When this channel takes off, I hope you stay true to these roots and get that $$$
Joe your so fucking awesome, everything happens for a reason and I think there was a reason for me finding your channel. Have a good day.
Hey APS, just wanted to say how much I love your channel. Your stories, personality, and just the way you carry yourself inspires me everyday to make the most out of my life. You're so full of love and wonder and I love it. Keep doing you brother, I loved every video so far, and I can't wait to see what the future holds for you.
you crack me the F up LOL 😂
balls smacking the floor (sounds) I DIED 😂😂 But ball naked
It was pretty graphic lol
Joe the towel looks kinda red
J17PedroBarca more coral
Chase Naruto bruv you know that not a color
J17PedroBarca yeah it is
You are color blind
I'm not colorblind everything is grey grey is a color.
Give this guy a television show
William Newell give me a tv show! lol
AfterPrisonShow that's what I'm screaming your videos are the only entertaining point in the day
You are actually the funniest man I have seen. I love watching your videos man :)
Hey Joe I love the show! I rhymed...I spent one night in jail and that was enough for me. While i was in i met a guy who ran from the cops and was chased down by K-9's. He was stitched up from head to toe. He honestly looked like Frankenstein's monster. When i asked him what happened he just said..."Don't run from the cops" I thought to myself, Great tip. haha Keep up the good work!
Thanks bro!! Great story too!!!
I love ur outro about taking advantage of freedom and not taking things 4 granted...so True!!!
Bro you got major balls telling personal fucked up shit that happened to you without feeling judged
hee hee hee heee heee!! thats crazy! literally! coo coo cachoo. I absolutely love hearing these stories that you have. As always, thank you for all the content you UPLOAD! makes my day Joe. Take care
Oh my god this was hilarious. 😂 They just keep getting better. When I saw "shower" I think. "Oh. Butt sex."
Damn! you are the born narrator. :)
Normaly other peoples lifes, dont interest me, but the passion you put into your narrative, makes it all worth it. Thank you
- Greetings from Denmark
is dropping the soap real?
Ben .-. Only if you let it
darkmanknight1 😂crack up
Ben .-. Well he's talked about it in a video. Go watch it
Yes, soap becomes slippery when wet and is very easy to drop.
I know, I'm not retarded.
Dude, you have a really funny way of telling a story. Really got a laugh or two out of me
What are your thoughts about Orange is the New Black?
great question
Or Oz.
InternetFad trump in the white house replacing obama?
Unknown What about Trump?
+InternetFad orange as in Trump replacing black as in Obama. Orange is the new black
When you were describing the shower floor, I laughed so fucking hard. All the descriptions were funny as hell
On a jizz covered biohazardous floor, a guy was doing push-ups. He probably has aids in 6 different places.
I live these high edited, high budget, high quality videos. Keep up the great fucking work. Totally deserving of all the praise.
Nikola Milosavljevic high budget? How, you could make this on a phone.
Umm Joe I hate to say this but your "pink" towel is more of a salmon color
BREAKING NEWS!! not only do I have a lisp... I must be color blind too! lol
AfterPrisonShow wow that's a funny shirt ,smack smack, smack smack, lol
Man, I remember this dude I was in county with facing some serious time went to some pre-trial court date. Put a brownie in is underwear and started digging in his ass right in front of the judge then pulled started pulling out the browning piece by piece and eating it. The judge decided he was insane and sent him off to the loony bin lol
Cameron Schwartz
Aaliyah Makore Whatcha tryna say, spit it out
Keep doing what you're doing Joe, I'm glad I've been here since you've had about 35k subs. Can't wait to see you reach the millions, I definitely believe it will happen sooner than you think if you keep uploading vids like these.
Joe, that guy, he was crazy
im not that crazy
That Guy well played good sir, well played 😂😂👌👌
dude i love ur funny ass prison stories. i can relate to some of your experiences because i did a short time in county jail.
Please no gameplay you make the video funny by your reactions
FACTS
Silence Is God ohh shit nice channel bro
THANKS
I like his gamplay
yeah
Youve gained like 70,000 subscribers since the 1st, this is gonna be the new big channel! Keep up the good content.
Your feet get pregnant if you don't wear some kind of footwear in a jail/prison shower.
Masashi Keen no, you get aids
@@elizahamilton7241 you get pregnant, and your butt-baby has aids
Jooooo. Look at you ! 😂😂😂😂😂 was funny 3 years ago and still funny now in 2019. Love you Jo. 😘😘😘
I love that I live in England were the prisons arnt as bad
Sometimes they should be. Prisons in Europe is almost like a 5-star hotel. TV's, computers, playstation, nice and clean, you can smoke.... I mean.. just look at Anders Breivik in Norway, who won a freakin' lawsuit because he didn't feel like he had enough freedom in jail. He won..... And this guy killed 77 people. He doesn't deserve any kind of freedom.
Kenneth Thomsen sadly you don't have this much luxury stuff in German Prison :(
softies
Liam Hennessey were not softies if we aren't brutal savage like you guys
ChocoDaddy so your softies
You are a great story teller. You need a TV show! I love watching your channel.
Never been so early for a video lol I was the 2nd like!
Hell yeah bro!!! you're awesome!
AfterPrisonShow Second time you replied to my comment! Hell yes. And thank you, man. Hopefully I'll get a shoutout in the next video lol.
This was the best "EPISODE." Get it cuz it's called AfterPrisonShow
that I liked out of all of them. Hope u tell more great stories about prison.
THIS is the craziest story? His first day in prison story was crazier than this lol
Love this show, Joe. Realy love the way you can laugh about it now. Keep it up.
It does make you more of a man.
Melvin Jansen no, all prison does is waste your time and makes it hard to find a job. Stop thinking you're a man if you go to jail
Jail doesnt,. Seeing other mens penisses does.
Melvin Jansen no, it makes you gay.
Nahh its good,. Same as learning to go to lets say nudist campings,..
Its a challenge,. Even without clother or other possesions you need to feel better or atleast equal from the others,. No matter what size u are.
I think its a feat to be proud of,.. Beeing able to walk on the street naked and not feel small.
i lost my fucking shit when you did the impersonation of the dudes balls smacking the floor. Always come to your channel when I need a good laugh. Keep it up brotha
what happens when you are sick in prison
thats a good question
Yeah there's a section of the prison called the infirmary, where prisoners are sent when they're injured, or ill, for any reason. There are nurses and doctors that work in the infirmary, of course.
well, you could die. no bullshit. I've seen that happen.
oh yeah definitely. the prison system is totally inadequate when it comes to meeting people's physical and mental health needs. they don't give a fuck about anyone - only the money that the prison industrial complex generates for them.
Yeah we need one
Just posting a comment because you ask for them and I know they help you with the TH-cam algorithms. Love your channel. You are an amazing storyteller!
Joe, thay guy, he was crazy.
hey bro, you are a real %100 Inspiration and i hope you find your moped! and your stories are the only stories i can actually imagine!
i think his act wouldnt work, Poor guy probalby lost his junk
Hey you ever plan on playing The Escapists?
yes!!! that would be a grate game to play. easy to get the basics and fun.
not to mention it fits with the prison theme of the channel. I think It would be enjoyed
yea i remember playing that game win it only had 2 prisons
You are HANDS DOWN my favourite youtuber!! Dude you're awesome
Joe I love your pink towel
Thank you! Pink is the new... never mind. no matter how I say whatever I was going to say was gonna sound gay. lol
braap braap
I wanna see a video about the best life advice you could give us, things you wish you did and didn't etc. Glad to see you've changed your life around it's great 👌
I always laugh when you do that psycho laugh
on on a marathon watching your vids , keep it up man soon a million sub , good things are coming your way
my dad's been locked up for 8 years and has 1 more
Demolish er Did he get released?
I KEKKER I hey dude be nice, that's his dad like cmon
I KEKKER I dude just because your dad left you to get milk and never came back dosent mean you can wish someone else's dad dies
I KEKKER I if you were a police officer you wouldn't act like the way you are nice lie, stop being a dick, thanks ❤❤❤
I KEKKER I you are the epitome of daddy issues
gets me every time you act it out. make me laugh in every video.😂 love your channel
Are there any times that you saw an officer beat up a prisoner? I'd love to know!
OOFG!!! Yes. I actually have a crazy story of that too. COMING SOON!!!
AfterPrisonShow nice! Can't wait for it!
Anoe Omus make a channel and tell stories maybe make a collab of diff prison foods you guys would eat of snacks
please make more vids. I love them so much and can't get enough!
That a fucking cellphone wrapt in a towell :))
Joe your videos are fucking great. I'm glad you're being a positive influence on the world. You're going to make it big my dude trust me. Keep doing what you're doin.
Laughing to his towel lol
lmao this is my favorite chanels man i was locked up with a towel talker too and he one time got up out the shower butt ball naked and just walked thru the unit to his cell. Not a single fuck was given. he was barking like a dog and drinking out of his toilet about a week later. Youve been turning bad memories into weirdly entertaining ones sso i wanna say thank you. I also really like how positive you are affter being through all of this. My attitude seems to be improving and i think your videos are helping in this recovery process so thank you man! Ive been posting more on facebook and talking to people out in the world a little bit more every day so once again thank you! keep up the good work every time i get a notification about a new video from you i cant wait to get home and watch it. and sometimes i find a video i havent seen yet an get even more excited.cant wait to see more.
-White boy Chris
joe, that guy was crazy
FocusXMC i knew it!! lol you're awesome!
hey there i just subbed today and ive binged watched 10 vidoes , just wanted too say i appreciate these videos the stories and the education for the younger generation as i myself was locked up for 3 months and i feared for my life but i can't imagine what it would be like for 7 years. thanks for telling the kids what the hustle is like!
cheers from australia
What did he do to get in prison
Eyeball in pessesion of a gun and drugs (also driving with no license) 😀 hope I helped. .
He also has a vid about it in description
Trump hates Harambe thanks 🙂😇
Eyeball np 👌
I really do appreciate everything you do It is amazing to see someone that has made a lot of mistakes and learn from it and try to inspire people to learn from your mistakes I'm so happy to see you grow and I only hope that only continues and I also really hope this after prison show can be a tv show
Have you ever thought he might be part of the towel-le-ban?
Oh dear god
Hey Joe, thanks for your videos~ They are fantastic my dude.
Can you play the escapists
Thanks for making this Joe i've been waiting for this video.
This one time my teacher made all the boys in class do a test to see if we were cool, the test? Shallow a hot dog whole without biting He was pretty cool even though he he he he he did some stuff.... Yeah I'm not gonna talk about it, I almost choked though...😓
No.
Nononononononono..
I like how you're one of the few youtubers who doesn't overdo the cut scenes
them feet will get pregnant if you dont wear the slip ons..
IG_ZAK_LY lol
Man I love your channel like I laugh so much watching your videos.
have you seen south park mr towely lol
When I view videos like this, when someone is just talking I like to do other things. But you, I can't stop watching you, you speak in a way so I want to look you in the eye while you are speaking. I feel like you are actuly tellnt ( Me ) a story not some camera. You are an awsome youtuber keep it up.
I've got a gruesome story for all of you about an incident that I witnessed while I was at Florida State Prison.Give me five likes and I'll tell you something that still haunts me to this day.
Elusive Anomaly disliked for clickbait.
XD
Cammo Gaming Click bait sucks!That was my bad.
my god! a reasonable human being! i totaly expected to get raged at! XD
Cammo Gaming my raging days were left behind those razor wire fences five years ago.Trying to steal the spotlight was entirely disrespectful anyways and for my foolishness I apologize.Love your vids!
wow good shit joe been watching since the beginning ik how on lock feels esp doing a bid up here in rhode island seg ,you tell it how it is 100 percent authentic keep up the great work your gonna make it biggy said it " turned my life from negative to positive now its all.." 1
Towlie is real!
From your story's in jail are awsome! And the reason to stay out of jail.
hey joe
Ih8 tracihewit ok I will
Hey Jazzy.
AfterPrisonShow haha nice video
JUMP CUT JUMP CUT JUMP CUT
low key love you man keep it up
where were u locked down ?
wow that was a crazy ass story lol. Another great video and keep up the great work!!! Oh and have to ask,,, how is Skipper???
what's with all these ppl asking for shout outs? hop off, he don't wanna shout out nobody
Op seems pretty unstable
I remember seeing so many people like this...good memories.
Oh, was that all? I thought he'd be pissing in his own mouth or something
You got me weak after this Video😂😂😂😂😂😂
First comment
HELL YEAH!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!
For doing what :DDD
I like how you edit, It's dope. That probably takes forever.
BRO ITS 3:00 IN THE MORNING AND YOU HAVE ME CRACKING UP 😂😂
I LOVE your vids :D I share them and promote your channel as often as I can! I believe in you Joe, you have my full support!!
You've chilled out a lot over the years. Improved editing a lot too.
I don't hit that subscribe button but i made an exception this time. Really enjoying your videos. Was a little annoyed by the jump cuts but your stories are interesting. Keep up the great work.
Dude I love your stories ..I spent more than half my life in a max....I can relate