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@@JETBLACKCORD Sad they nerfed coupons in those crates, chances of getting a coupon now are non existent, 3 crate events ago i got that low tier USA jet that i sold for 200$ and a shitty ship i still can't sell today because no one buys it lmao.
How to touch grass? Step 1 leave war thunder Step 2 go outside Step 3 touch grass Edit: people having trouble with step 1, just log off war thunder, stand up from your chair. Go out
I love how you can progressively see the frustration with waiting on the box animation to show what he got as he begins to skip sooner and sooner the animation
They say years of life are paid off in one big win... but let's be honest. No one will recoup the years of your life spent ON WORK and no one will pay you for them.
Opened a stack of these last weekend hoping for some boosters while I was grinding out a line, first thing I got was the PT-16/T14 which would be great if I had bother to progress past the panthers at all 💀
LOSAD strikes again! It almost looks like they upped the chances of getting a vehicle, because everyone I've been watching seems to have gotten a vehicle within the last two events... Gaijin is either throwing us a bone, or there is a content creator account conspiracy to lure us plebians in to the grinder...🤔
that crate open looks like mine, my friend opened about 800 crates and got about 700 backups... mostly 10k lion and wager and orders...rest was booster and total of 67 backups from 500 crates :(
I go an FE early or something from one of these idk where you find bc i checked every tech tree think it just straight up turned into 1mil Sl bc i never grind event planes.
i highly recoment using HEAT as primary shell on M103, russian biases stand no chance and marder A1/BMP etc... gets overpressured easily, especially considering that USA is mostly uptiered
>gets free Vehicle
>it's a LOSAT Malzi already has
damn son, I feel you
had the obj 279 2 times....already have it
@@JETBLACKCORD Sad they nerfed coupons in those crates, chances of getting a coupon now are non existent, 3 crate events ago i got that low tier USA jet that i sold for 200$ and a shitty ship i still can't sell today because no one buys it lmao.
@@_ImagineWagons_My luckiest crate was a talisman... for M3 Lee
Man dont let Malzi play Genshin Impact or he’ll go broke, freaking gamba addiction lmao
💀
Dont ever let this man play ANY gacha games bro i swear. If war thunder fucked him up this bad,just think what gacha games will do.
Stockholm syndrom is one helluva drug
I dont think he's a weeb pedo addict so he's fine
I mean at least with War Thunder you have control on what you want to buy
well, now we need to see you play the LOSAT
He already did
th-cam.com/video/76NApue2Gnc/w-d-xo.htmlsi=x5NPyrXFlaOoI3Ou
He already has a video with it
suck*
How to touch grass?
Step 1 leave war thunder
Step 2 go outside
Step 3 touch grass
Edit: people having trouble with step 1, just log off war thunder, stand up from your chair. Go out
Real
Error, step 1 cannot be completed. Please Launch to battle.
I'm having a hard time understanding what step 1 is I don't see how that's feasible
that impossible
@@schxrik75 yo it's that guy asking malzi to touch grass lmao
I love how you can progressively see the frustration with waiting on the box animation to show what he got as he begins to skip sooner and sooner the animation
Malzi encouraged me to open more chests with this Vid and my first drop was a LOSAT. Thank you Malzi for supporting my gambling addiction!
Can we all spare a moment to appreciate the most consistent thing in this game?
The dog shit UI
2:11 Freddy Fazbear got obliterated
This is the fastest I ever came
Damn..
Im there from 8 minutes
I can feel Gajin coming inside me 😊
Ayoo!?
Bro what
Day 202 of asking Malzi to finally touch some grass
Just had a spanish exam, let's pray that I'll get a good mark🙏🙏
Good luck bro, make sure the snail doesnt screw up ur exam
Day 83 of asking you to stop asking malzi to finally touch some grass
I bent over malzi last week
Tell us ur mark under next malzi video 🙏
@@requisition4400no
90% of gamblers quit before they hit big
its crazy to me that you lead planes with the tanks main gun and manage to actually hit them lol
Nice decal on Tiger II :D
Did you know 98% of gamblers quit right before they are about to win it big.
I swear Malzi is a masochist when it comes to loot boxes
1st good thing to happen in my War Thunder experience in a long while was the fact that the little red Tool Box actually gave me the Object 279.
The toolbox opening had me goin all "STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD INSIDE"
I just got a mohawk(British premium ship)br4.7 while watching your video.. all hail to malzi thank you love you
next video: "I USE 999 BOOSTERS FOR MONEY AND EXPERIENCE"
Now I know the pattern. If his daliy video starts with a premium vehicle, that means he's on his gambling arc again.
*Malzi gets LOSAT*
"Why isn't he happy? I'd be happy if I got such a vehicle"
*remembers he already has the LOSAT*
"oh"
"......"
omg i love that. Finally get a high level premium tank from gambling and its a LOSAT...... gambling never pays.
EDIT: LOSAT is not a premium
Not a premium
@@General_kenobi12 oh lol thats right... well you know what i mean, finally get a high level tank and its a losat....
I've actually been pretty lucky with WT chests, got Bong's P-38 in the dragon box and T-72 Moderna in a toolbox
three things i say every day now because of malzi:
'wow! beautipull!'
'(ea sports) the game is broken!'
and of course,
'helicopter, helicopter'
Bro made dozens of "grind never ends" to make a couple "gambling never ends"
He suffers so we don't have to
I got F-5A USA as an vehicle and as an coupon and I got the A-7K USA as an vehicle😂 Snail has blessed me
Don't worry, Malzi! You too can win the VFW by opening 13 of those SL boxes, which is what I did :D
99% of gamblers quit just before hitting it big!
I love the clash royale laughs
that walker bulldog has a skill issue
gaijin just blessed me with a rare coupon while opening toolboxes
You did not pray to the snail today
Money well spent.
I actually finally managed to win something from these sl crates, I won a VT1 but I don’t have 8.0 Germany..
Fantastic shot in that M103
I got a P-O2 from the toolbox. 1.0 premium biplane, hell yeah
They say years of life are paid off in one big win... but let's be honest. No one will recoup the years of your life spent ON WORK and no one will pay you for them.
That's what a pay cheque is for. To pay you for your time.
You literally are paid for work though so what are you saying
@@diggledoggle4192are they paying?! Where
New LOSAT idea:
Use it as an anti-helicopter tank
The dollar plays decal tho
I’m not sure whether Malzi loves gambling, or he just does it for the lols…
Malzi i wish i had this much time to farm this amount of SL
Money well spent
Day 202 of asking Malzi to play the Char 2C Bis at top BR
I swear this game just goes out of its way to crap on players. I'm glad Malzi plays this, and i can just live vicariously through him.😁
Goodwork
Opened a stack of these last weekend hoping for some boosters while I was grinding out a line, first thing I got was the PT-16/T14 which would be great if I had bother to progress past the panthers at all 💀
keep gambling my son
Hey, i also got the LOSAT! A tank in a tech tree i haven't played
So wait, youre telling me, after all this time, Malzi just unlocked the p51c???
1:07 Give me the sound of a rocket please
Remember, the snail watches.....🐌
u inspired me to spend my 600k sl. i then got to 1.2 mill with those 10 crates and now im back down to 200k sl :(
malzi decal when
I guarantee you, 1000%, that Gaijin looks at your account and gives you a chance to 'win' vehicles you already own in order to get you to play more.
LOSAD strikes again!
It almost looks like they upped the chances of getting a vehicle, because everyone I've been watching seems to have gotten a vehicle within the last two events... Gaijin is either throwing us a bone, or there is a content creator account conspiracy to lure us plebians in to the grinder...🤔
YOU GOTTA BE kidding me. I spent 5 million for not even a camo. You have streamer luck
The more golden eagles in your box, the higher the drop rate (i just jokey🤡)
More crate openings Malzi
At least you got an interesting vehicle I guess. I got the QN506 and my bud got a battleship lol
porque eu SEMPRE acredito que: "Dessa vez nao é clickbait do malzi"
THEY ADDED NEW UNBOX ANIMATION?!?!?
DAY 100 (The final one) TO ASK MALZI TO PLAY FRENCH RESERVE TANK IN TOP TIER
The definition.. of... Insanity... Is...
that crate open looks like mine, my friend opened about 800 crates and got about 700 backups... mostly 10k lion and wager and orders...rest was booster and total of 67 backups from 500 crates :(
0:18 Angered the leopards
Still recovering from a light fever then it’s back to War Thunder 😅 and finally Malzi won something 🎉
BIG WINS 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
I go an FE early or something from one of these idk where you find bc i checked every tech tree think it just straight up turned into 1mil Sl bc i never grind event planes.
The background looks like a casino
Bro really said “six mill on red”
Damn it the addiction is back, Malzi you need help
Day 1 of asking Malzi to play conqueror
Hope you keep your gambling addiction to Warthunder
A losat would help me out a lot rn
na na nanana nana nana nanana
5:03 - I liked this moment so much. Vaas Mandesto and legendary speech about madness. Feel's a perfect!
I got the German(puma but with a 20mm, I think) thing for like 400000 sl
FINALY
1:42 my jaw dropped
a prisoner of his own choices... :(
His clown choices*
They updated the gambling UI just for Malzi!
i highly recoment using HEAT as primary shell on M103, russian biases stand no chance and marder A1/BMP etc... gets overpressured easily, especially considering that USA is mostly uptiered
You pray the snail well today
good job malzi
So far I've gotten the CCVL and furry tiger (I'm 412 boxes in)
Gaijin is soo nice (I'm not held captive by gaijin 👍)
I bought some boxes...they gave me a choppa and a boat...I hate naval and I don't fly choppas 😭😭
finely
I got XM8 to the 3rd toolbox
Ah yes, the absolute pain of US 7.7+.
He got partner ship ain’t he lucky man malzi
Yo its malzi!
No Shit
0:46 Toolbox made of stalinium. Nothing gets through that...
Attack the D point
bravo!
i can not even do this deu it being gambeling and the snail has no gambling rights in my country😂
Day 3 of asking Malzi to play German ww2 tank but using only sniper mode or bico
I've never won a single thing in my life, which is why I never partake in this shit since I already know the outcome.
"O kurwa rakieta!!" 1:10
ur gonna have to play so much to go trough those 900 boosters....
More gambling pwease 🥺