Miss Mononobe no Futo, i leave here a 3 star review. Yuyuko ordered 9 inch pizza and you gave her two 5 inch pizza's. The area of a pizza is determined by using πr², which is in the 5 inch terms, for simplicity sake, 3.14×5², becoming 78.5 inches. Compared to the 9 inch one, which is 3.14×9² becoming 254.34 inches. With this knowledge, we can do the equation 78,5×2, which becomes 167 inches. This is significantly less then 254.34 inches. Even 3 5 inch pizza's wouldn't cut it, as 78.5×3 is 235.5 inches. In order to satisfy our amount, you would need roughly 3 5 inch pizza's and a 2.4521 inch pizza. Due to the weird number of the last pizza, you could simply use 2.5 inches. But Yuyuko was also happy with 4 5 inch pizza's, which is 314 inches. Quality was good, but due to the aforementioned problem, we couldn't do anything higher then a 3 out of 5 stars. Thank you for your time to read our review. Revision from 7-1-2023: After reading some replies, I have seen that I have made a mistake, and have thus decided to revise this review of mine. As mentioned by user @doutchebags is the radius, where I used the diameter, which is one point of a circle directly to the other side. This then results in me calculating a 10 inch and an 18 inch pizza. The radius of a circle however, is from the middle point of a circle to the edge. Or D÷2. This means that the real number that must be used is for the 5 inch and 9 inch pizza's 2.5 and 4.5 respectively. However, this doesn't change my original point, as 2.5² inches×3.14, yet again for simplicity sake, is 19.625 inches. Comparing this to 4.5² inches×3.14, we get 63.585 inches. 19.625 inches×2 is 39.250 inches. We are thus still 24.335 inches less then the desired amount. This amount of inches is more then 19.625, meaning three 5 inch pizza's are still not enough. If we take the rough estimate of how many pizza's we need, then we need three 5 inch pizza's and a 2.7842 inch pizza. Of course, the last pizza is a weird pizza to make, and four 5 inch pizza's suffices, as that would be 19.625×4 is 78.5 inches, which is more then enough to please Yuyuko. My review still doesn't change, as the pizza's were good quality, but due to the problem of the pizza's we can only give 3 out of 5 stars. Thank you for reading my revision of my previous review.
Honestly futo has a higher likelyhood of knowing how to make pizza than most gensokyo residents, I assume she knows how to bake plates based off how many she has to throw so she could reasonbly know the basic bread making skills, though I don't know if tomato plant grow in gensokyo or if cheese is made there either let alone mozzarella so that is in question
Even if there aren't pizza ingredients available in Gensokyo I'm entirely convinced anyone could convince Sumireko to bring them in just for the sake of making pizza in Gensokyo
Tomato can’t exist because they where first discovered in America, cheese can exist due to the fact that by the time the gensokyo barrier was created many products from Europe has already been introduced to Japan
Pizza could be made in Gensokyo without exiting the barrier because many European practices had already spread to Japan. The barrier closed off Gensokyo in 1880, and tomatoes and cheese had already spread. The Scarlet Devil Mansion would have the methods to make cheese, as they love Western cuisine. Nazrin also mentions cheese in her dialogue. The bread is already covered as Remilia mentions it in her dialogue, and bread has been seen in the manga, especially at parties where the SDM shows up. Now, here's the far-fetched part. Since things being somewhat forgotten end up in Gensokyo, I believe that tomato seeds could end up in Gensokyo. How? The Soviet Union’s Bureau of Applied Botany. They had created a bank, called the Vavilov Institute of Plant Industry, of different plant seeds to save their country. This bank has a history from the siege of Leningrad, giving it some relevance at the time, and a uniqueness from other seed banks. This seed bank has a history and has fallen out of the public eye. If magazines on Apollo 13, and early technology have ended up in Gensokyo, I bet a tomato seed has too. This is only one example of a tomato seed filling the criteria for entering Gensokyo. In conclusion, Pizza could be made in Gensokyo with enough dedication to grow tomatoes and make cheese and bread. (or take the easy route and just ask Sumireko to bring some)
I would like to report a problem in one of my order in Futo’s Pizza. So you see, I ordered a pizza and I recieved it while burning on fire to the point it burned my whole house. I also lost plates at home. Never order in Futo’s Pizza again!
America's National Pizza Day is 9th of February, and Futo Day is 10th of February. While they are celebrating pizza in the west, Futo is being celebrated in the east.
I like you Futo, but I have to tell you something, delivering the pizza via a canoe suddenly falling in my roof is not very professional, still, the taste is from other world (literally)
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Instead of dealing with the Myouren Temple being set ablaze, Byakuren has to deal with Futo constantly throwing pizza on the temple’s roof.
Bruh Futo thinks shes walter white 💀💀💀
My name is Mononobe no Futo. I live at 308 Myouren Lane, Gensokyo, Japan.
@@tashkent561 and this. Is my confession. If you are reading this... chances are I am probably dead. Killed by seiga
@@guncatto2625 (idk what to put) has been building a Taoist empire for over a year now and using me, as her advisor.
@@guncatto2625 Seiga, I guess.
Miss Mononobe no Futo, i leave here a 3 star review. Yuyuko ordered 9 inch pizza and you gave her two 5 inch pizza's. The area of a pizza is determined by using πr², which is in the 5 inch terms, for simplicity sake, 3.14×5², becoming 78.5 inches. Compared to the 9 inch one, which is 3.14×9² becoming 254.34 inches. With this knowledge, we can do the equation 78,5×2, which becomes 167 inches. This is significantly less then 254.34 inches. Even 3 5 inch pizza's wouldn't cut it, as 78.5×3 is 235.5 inches. In order to satisfy our amount, you would need roughly 3 5 inch pizza's and a 2.4521 inch pizza. Due to the weird number of the last pizza, you could simply use 2.5 inches. But Yuyuko was also happy with 4 5 inch pizza's, which is 314 inches. Quality was good, but due to the aforementioned problem, we couldn't do anything higher then a 3 out of 5 stars. Thank you for your time to read our review.
Revision from 7-1-2023: After reading some replies, I have seen that I have made a mistake, and have thus decided to revise this review of mine. As mentioned by user @doutchebags is the radius, where I used the diameter, which is one point of a circle directly to the other side. This then results in me calculating a 10 inch and an 18 inch pizza. The radius of a circle however, is from the middle point of a circle to the edge. Or D÷2. This means that the real number that must be used is for the 5 inch and 9 inch pizza's 2.5 and 4.5 respectively. However, this doesn't change my original point, as 2.5² inches×3.14, yet again for simplicity sake, is 19.625 inches. Comparing this to 4.5² inches×3.14, we get 63.585 inches. 19.625 inches×2 is 39.250 inches. We are thus still 24.335 inches less then the desired amount. This amount of inches is more then 19.625, meaning three 5 inch pizza's are still not enough. If we take the rough estimate of how many pizza's we need, then we need three 5 inch pizza's and a 2.7842 inch pizza. Of course, the last pizza is a weird pizza to make, and four 5 inch pizza's suffices, as that would be 19.625×4 is 78.5 inches, which is more then enough to please Yuyuko. My review still doesn't change, as the pizza's were good quality, but due to the problem of the pizza's we can only give 3 out of 5 stars. Thank you for reading my revision of my previous review.
This is the best comment I have ever seen.
What language are you speaking?
Facts and logic.
As the music sped up, so did me reading this comment
poomoo
Touhou 13: Ten Minutes Late
If I flip the pizzas, the Crown Prince will flip out!
If-a flip-a da pizza, crown-a princ-a will-a flip out
Oh no, Dr Keine’s class. I got so caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about it!
*Thou Shalt not laugh!*
*This is a noble job!*
I want to order a pizza from Futo's
“Miss Mononobe! You burn-a da pizza pie!“
*music starts playing as Futo smirks towards the camera with a shrug*
*que laughtrack*
Futo's Legend of the Great Pizza. One bite, and you will feel the feng shui through your veins. Deliveries are made by skateboard.
I have never listened to the original them, but I know that it’ll never live up to this
Both are good
@@8dgh0 i like the og theme better
I listened to this one before hearing the og
What if this guy actually never heard funniculi funnicula and is a touhou fan
Honestly futo has a higher likelyhood of knowing how to make pizza than most gensokyo residents, I assume she knows how to bake plates based off how many she has to throw so she could reasonbly know the basic bread making skills, though I don't know if tomato plant grow in gensokyo or if cheese is made there either let alone mozzarella so that is in question
Even if there aren't pizza ingredients available in Gensokyo I'm entirely convinced anyone could convince Sumireko to bring them in just for the sake of making pizza in Gensokyo
@@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer or Yukari
If pizza can become Touhou canon, then so can dino nuggets.
Cirno would definitely be the first to ask for dino nuggets.
Tomato can’t exist because they where first discovered in America, cheese can exist due to the fact that by the time the gensokyo barrier was created many products from Europe has already been introduced to Japan
Basically nobody in gensokyo makes cheese *except* the taoists. There was an event that involved it in Lostword.
Throwing Boxes "Mononobe's Eighty Pizzas"
You've heard of Mystia's Izakaya, now get ready for Futo's Pizzaria
The youtube alg'rithm hast chosen thy video, I desire thee und'rstand what hon'r hast been bestow'd upon thee
Activating the spell card: "If I flip the pizzas「lord Miko will flip out」".
Send me your cutest delivery girl
Memes aside, this legimitly sounds really good haha.
real
I am a simple person. I see Futo pizza, I click.
Same fr fr
The best Touhou arrangement ever made!
My sides are in f*cking orbit, the ZUNart plus the pizza with this ridiculous theme playing is just too much lmao
I've had this on loop for the past 2 hours. I think it's fixing me
This arrangement theme sounds like a pirate! 😮
Arrr! 🏴☠️
Taoists are approaching from the west
Murasa liked this.
@@Sekibankiii BUN BUN DOO BYINININ BYA NINIW BINUU NUUU BO BANO BANDADO
@@TeeV479 *RaltsFardGaming69 was sent to Mima's house by flying dutchman*
0:07
I can totally imagine her interacting with shop vendors in a Medieval themed fair with this theme!
this is somehow very addictive
Pizza could be made in Gensokyo without exiting the barrier because many European practices had already spread to Japan. The barrier closed off Gensokyo in 1880, and tomatoes and cheese had already spread. The Scarlet Devil Mansion would have the methods to make cheese, as they love Western cuisine. Nazrin also mentions cheese in her dialogue. The bread is already covered as Remilia mentions it in her dialogue, and bread has been seen in the manga, especially at parties where the SDM shows up. Now, here's the far-fetched part. Since things being somewhat forgotten end up in Gensokyo, I believe that tomato seeds could end up in Gensokyo. How? The Soviet Union’s Bureau of Applied Botany. They had created a bank, called the Vavilov Institute of Plant Industry, of different plant seeds to save their country. This bank has a history from the siege of Leningrad, giving it some relevance at the time, and a uniqueness from other seed banks. This seed bank has a history and has fallen out of the public eye. If magazines on Apollo 13, and early technology have ended up in Gensokyo, I bet a tomato seed has too. This is only one example of a tomato seed filling the criteria for entering Gensokyo. In conclusion, Pizza could be made in Gensokyo with enough dedication to grow tomatoes and make cheese and bread. (or take the easy route and just ask Sumireko to bring some)
Futo: it's pizza time
Omg, someone finally found the Futo's violin source! :')
Halt! Tis precious time for a pizza
Mononobe no Futo climbs the pizza tower (Gone wrong)
the onlything that could make me laugh at this more would be if it slowly zoomed in on her face the faster it got.
actual banger
I would like to report a problem in one of my order in Futo’s Pizza. So you see, I ordered a pizza and I recieved it while burning on fire to the point it burned my whole house. I also lost plates at home. Never order in Futo’s Pizza again!
これすきすぎる
This shouldn't work
This song is more of a sea shanty than pizza. But I like to think it's a song of a bunch of pizza pirate
A splendid work of art
Man, we need a full remix in this time signature! This is absolutely wonderful
This is the best video on this platform. Nothing will change my mind
Sounds less like Italian and more a sea shanty lmao
Pirate Futo
This is an absolute masterpiece
" my liege, tis' the hour of pizza! unfortunately the pecular pink spirit devoured all the pies before thy could present them before you! "
Legend of the pizza gods
legend of the great pizza
I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH ITS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
I've never heard of Futo's theme before, but this sounds like a confusing yet epic twisted He's a Pirate nightcore version
As a non Touhou player, I can confirm that pizza is Pizza and should be the next update.
Beautiful
This fits perfectly. Excellent idea.
"Alas, the Crown Prince's council! I was so consumed by mine duties I have neglected to remember it!"
I need someone to put this in a fangame ASAP
Well, now I just want a pizza theme rendition of everything!
i watch this everyday.. it just itches my brain right
This version has tainted my ears. Now I can't listen to the original without constantly being reminded of this.
better than the original
As an Italian I trust her to cook my pizzas
I hate how much I don't hate this.
Thanks to this video, i see Futo as an Italian skateboardist.
The key of the song makes this sound Irish.
America's National Pizza Day is 9th of February, and Futo Day is 10th of February.
While they are celebrating pizza in the west, Futo is being celebrated in the east.
"thou shall have mine pizza!"
The best touhou remix
It's actually sound cool
お主このピザが欲しいであろう？そうであろう？
This is incredible
Touhou 20 Futo Theme leak?
Legend of the Pizza Gods
Five Nights at Futo's
Never seen anything related to Touhou, but this is pretty sure ngl
This is amazing
Ma’am I need promiton to make an hour loop.
Taoist Pizza Time
never has shitposting been of this quality before.
This is so cursed. I love it.
That’s some really high quality shitpost right there
Cars, bikes, bullshit. Skate delivery, this is the future!
Dis is a feckin sea shanty
I hate how good this sounds.
this is too good
Well something needs to be served on all those plates!
Surprisingly this is so good lol
New Mononobe No Futo pizza skating DX ⑨ & knuckles featuring dante from the devil may cry series (New funky mode) (New skin: Marisad)
Watch at 1.5x for the true experience
I will deliver thee pizza you foul tarnished one!
Futo no meme-
Spider man 2 game new chinese year edition
why does it work
GENUINELY FUCKING AMAZING
Pirate ahh song
If you made the instrument soundfont it would be nice if it was published or something. Neat
It's just a Hallion 6 accordion and a Hallion 6 shitty flute with some bad effects on it and rendered in low bitrate
Futo time! 🍕🍕
bruh hows all the amazing stuff got so little views lmaoo
If i flip the pizzas mr aziz will flip out
Why does it sound like a sea shanty tho 🥲🥲
This absolutely slaps and I hate that it does
Taoist Pizza
i don't even remember liking this video wtf
so, can you do a yoshika one? soon,
i'm italian and this actually sounds so italian AHAHAH
Now do a "gets faster" one
This sounds very piratey
Idk why, but the soundfont kinda makes it sound like Irish folk music
Sounds like a pirate theme
I like you Futo, but I have to tell you something, delivering the pizza via a canoe suddenly falling in my roof is not very professional, still, the taste is from other world (literally)