HoneyDew Podcast
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2024
- My HoneyDew this week is comedian, Bert Kreischer! (Netflix, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bertcast) Bert Highlights the Lowlights of his anxiety, parenting, and his fear of death!
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Finally, a podcast where Brent gets to talk about himself
it's, Burnt, Sir...Burnt Chrysler.
Yeah he never talks about himself
Facts that Tod guy never lets him talk
Idk what u mean all I hear is Tim blabbering on on 2b1c I never heard Brent’s voice
It's the one we've been waiting for...
Here to hear Bert interview himself while Ryan laughs and claps his hands
🤣🤣🤣
Just started I’ll be back to see just how accurate this is lmaoo
The perfect comment doesn't exis-
@@DevinMcSalty update? 😂
😂
Bert saying he's laughing with Tom on 2 Bears because he doesn't get why Tom is laughing is like at least 50% of 2 Bears
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia.
Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?!
You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be.
Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
Bart at 1:17:58 "One of the things I love is working out"
Bart at 1:23:18 "I don't like working out, like I hate it"
The guy is an absolute mess🤦🏻♂️😂
borderline? lying addict? infantile narcissist?
Lol I get it. I do this too. I try to trick my brain by telling myself I'm going to say something like I believe it and hopefully it will make me feel it one day. 🤷🏻♀️😂😂
I never get to hear Bret talk about himself, uninterrupted. What a dream.
100%
It's a rare treat
Laughing all the way
Uhhhh hundred percent
Lol
Hearing Brent talk about how he slept in his parents bed till he was 10... makes every 2 bears podcast make a lot more sense.
Bert saying 1st grade was his 9/11 just made me choke on my coffee😅
He's just a little self-centered.
@@CoachSteveMoney world trade centered?
Sickler's laugh is a national treasure. I love this dude.
Awww yeah another Bert Talks ft Ryan Sickler
Bert: I'm doing more to watch my drinking
*buys mirrors to install around his house*
"Balloons are unpredictable" - Bert Kreischer 😆
*_"Perfection is just another form of procrastination."_*
SO REAL. 🥩
Finally a podcast about Bert’s favorite subject - Bert.
The producers having a laugh by, for a second it said “Bart Chrysler” then switched to his name. 😂
THIS. #1 catch lol
I am less than 15 minutes in and I fully understand Bert's anxiety and panic attacks. That 1st grade story killed me.
anxiety and panic attacks are two prime symptoms of withdrawal of any kind
We're talking about a 1st grader crying hysterically because they think their family abandoned them after their dad assured them they were in the parking lot. At the very least, take away from this episode that you shouldn't do that to a kid.
It makes me happy to see Bart open up and express his inner most thoughts and feelings here, just shooting from the hip and not let anyone talk or finish their thoughts. Whole other side to this large sided human
He's literally so much literal fun to literally listen to, literally says literally, like literally every 30 literal seconds.
God I wish I knew a word to describe what something says on paper, word for word.. Literally driving me nuts
Bert needs an animated series about him as a kid. That Kiss talent show would be a fantastic episode in itself.
It already exists. He's basically Gene from Bob's Burgers.
I’m starting to realize I’m a lot like Bert. I gotta get it together
🤣
That's fucking disgusting.
@@RickR69 fuckin tell me about it
Bert is awesome! Love his personality and stories! Always cracks me up! His life when he was younger could be a comedy series it’s so hilarious!
when he said he had the best feet in town, I nearly drove off the road from laughing so hard
Didn’t we all
Haha, Bert changes his early childhood drastically on different podcasts..Once he claimed to grown up in predominantly Black neighborhood, but Segura called him out immediately. Also, he claimed to "lived in Philly for few years" but his Mom on podcast corrected him and said "U never did..U just went to Basketball summer camp and stayed w/ cousins for 3 weeks in Philly suburbs"
He is quite literally a story teller lol
He also has said he grew up poor and then talks about growing up in a lake house and his dad being the lawyer for a huge biker gang and Scientology lol
@@VIi726 Ya, Leanne said she was first intimated by Bert's family bc of their wealth..She said they told her about Bert growing up at country clubs and playing golf as little kid. (Leanne talked about it on Where's my Mom's at podcast)
He makes up his reality to suit whatever story he needs to tell.
Bert is like Theo in that he's only tentatively connected to the mundane reality of the past.
Bert “scars are unacceptable. I only accept perfection” proceeds to be very overweight
Two of the biggest sweethearts in comedy
Nice to hear Berf finally get to get a word in.
I love the honey dew, they’re like therapy sessions in a way and I end up learning alot about myself watching. Thanks for all the content ryan
"In 1994, after years of alcoholism, Mickey Mantle was diagnosed with liver cancer, and urged his fans to take care of their health, saying 'Don't be like me.' Although he received a liver transplant, by then the cancer had spread to his lungs, and he died at just after 2 a.m. on August 13, 1995"
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
- Mickey Mantle
Jesus christ bro.... .You must be the life of the party
@@rojuarezz2079 it’s a joke. And a good one.
"I don't want to say names just incase".... proceeds to name multiple people by first and last name 30 seconds later
There's very few people who enjoy hearing themselves talk as much as brent
It's so astonishing how he doesn't hate himself at all ya know what I mean?
37:40 😂😂😂The laugh; Someone make that a ringtone, I make it my alarm clock sound too. I’ve pushed my time stamp over and over again.
I really enjoy podcasts where Bert is so honest and earnest about himself and life. I think that's one of the things that Ryan does so well. He brings people to their most basic, most honest, most comfortable. He creates a space that just feels like talking with your best friend. Always an excellent podcast Ryan.
Compared to all of his other work, the benefit of this podcast was him reeling back over just trying to land jokes by being absurd in order to actually say things. It could have been 90 minutes of "oh i have an idea" but there were things of substance. Took long enough
Man, when both of you break at the same time it's gonna sound like slowly letting the air out of two balloons...looking forward to the pod!
A lot of old people know that they might die soon but most don't know what's going on when it's actually happening. I think it's a self defense mechanism. Most are really out of it or unconscious for days before they actually pass. So don't worry, it will be easy for you but very difficult for everyone else. The less you care for yourself now, the sicker you will be later and the more people will have to take care of you. You won't even know what's happening but they will remember every moment.
Ryan: Who did you inherit your dyslexia from?
Bert: I think my Dad because he’s always had a chip on his shoulder
Me: ???
Bert is just the most wholesome maniac you'll ever see
"You co-slept with your parents until 10 or 11 years old?"
It ALL makes sense now...
All I know is Bert did NOT give up drinking for 3 months. That and within 3-4 minutes said he loves working out and also hates it.
This Bart Charizard fellow looks like the embodiment of hypertension
*Alcoholism
Brent is the opposite of a HoneyDew… dude had the greatest luck in the world
Sickler is one of my favourite human beings
For whatever reason this is way more bearable then 2 bears
The two best laughers in comedy right here 😂
I saw Bert live a couple months ago and when he told the story about putting down Priscilla I had tears running down my face. Never did I think I would cry at a comedy show but it was outstanding
New Year’s Eve in Philly!
@@timothymyers2724 nice! I saw him December 12th in Phoenix
"She was the coolest chick, she introduced me to the B-52's."
"I slept in my parents' bed til I was 10."
Took him three and-a-half years to get here, but Sickler cracked that egg six minutes in. A true professional.
Now we know.
Hearing Bert talk about waking up every morning thinking about death hits so close to home. Ryan’s response was beautiful! Thanks fellas!
"BART CHRYSLER" @2:09 😂😂😂
That 1st grade story explains so much about Burt Krysler. I love you Brett. I’ll never leave you
9:04 Wow, Bert wasn't kidding, he doesn't listen at all... Just marches straight into Bert-Land again
Burt is the best. Get him on your show, wind him up, and he will do the rest. I can't get enough!
I love this Podcast. Bert's stories and Sickler's laugh was killing me.
One of the best podcasts ever! Honneyy deuuuuuu y'all!
Bert's brain hasn't changed since 1st grade
Gotta love the Bart Chrysler intro 2:14 😂
"But maybe that's just empathetic listening" lol. No. It's not.
Brent sleeping with his parents until 10 or later, and his 9/11 moment in 1st grade, explain SO MUCH!!
BART! Been waiting on this one, anytime I see Sickler and Bret together I'm excited. All we need now is another Uncle Joey episode
Sickler needs to get Bobby Lee on💯
My nights are filled with anxiety and dread trying to decide between a Purple Mattress or a Saatva...
His level of ego is crazy, he wants a picture of himself in other peoples houses LMAOOOO
This episode was a great confidence boost for Burt
Good to see Bread on here!
Patching drywall to sickle cell and the machine on this fine toosdey. LFG
Listened twice because I couldn’t wait for the video Monday, amazing podcast! Sickle cell sure knows how to ask questions and open people up with how he interacts w them!
Haven’t listened yet. Will this just be two guys wheezing into a mic? Lol
LMFAO
Ryan “I Can Talk to Anybody” Sickler &
Bert “I Don’t Know What You Just Said” Kreischer 🤣🤣🤣💚💚🍈
Looks like we will hear from you next week Ryan, glad you got to take a break this week
The 2 best laughs in the business. 😂😂😂
Hahaha Sickler when he says “It’s over?! What’s over, your modelling career?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sickler trying to get the pod on course at 8 minutes
Two Bears and Bertcast about to get that Honeydew BUMP!
I can't say this enough, Ryan is the best podcaster/comedian out there! If he wasn't a comedian he could have easily been a phenomenal therapist. He is hilarious, an active listener, and you can tell he cares, while giving sound advice & fresh perspectives. God bless you Ryan Sickler for starting Honeydew y'all 🤗✌💚
Bert’s officially in the Vegas celebrity death pool.
His brain is booze bruised.
tbh if he read this he’d just be thrilled with being classified a celebrity
The subtle Bart Chrysler in the intro was high and tight for sure
Bart will talk about himself until all the oxygen on the planet is gone!!! This episode could have gone on for days.
Ryan and Bert; it’s called a “Gait Belt”, not a “weight belt” lol. It’s used mostly by nurses and physical therapists to help people who are unsteady on their feet to walk. I used a t shirt as a gait belt for my Doberman Pincher, when she had a bout with Nystagmus and couldn’t use her back legs properly. I put it under her tummy and held it up so she didn’t have too much weight in her back legs. And she slowly recovered.
Bert's anxiety about death is word for word my thoughts. MAN that hit me really hard. This is why i love this show. Ryan is a master at getting the hilarious stories and the real core emotions of his guests. I 👏 LOVE 👏 THIS 👏 PODCAST!!!!!
Staying out of Canada at the moment is a good call. You might end up in Trudolf's personal dungeon.
"God damnit man, I have the best feet in town." - Bernie Krislysis, 2022
John Hughes! Come on boys 🤣❤️
Bert loves to say aggressive, its his go to adjective
38:00 this is so much funnier after his appearance on flagrant lol
I know Bert will never see this but if you live your life like every day is death. It helps. Almost like you need to understand that you already dead! It helps me.
hell yeah! more of brent talking to himself while ryan chuckles, we love to see it!
2:38 podcast starts
If only everyone could maintain success and a life while being a raging alcoholic. Respect to Brent.
The trick is you gotta eat poorly and do drugs too
@@Ottophil Done and done.
This is a Kreischer wet dream, 90 minutes of Bert talking about Bert.
Love you Big Boy!
RIP Brody I’m watching this on the two year mark of his passing still always think of so many of his jokes and references throughout the day. 818 TIL I DIE.
Bert is so concerned about death....but will drink excessively without hesitation.
Yell food fight
And Bert gets cracked with an 🍎
🤣!!
Bert isn't popular, he is abundant.
I've followed most of your guys' crew for a few years now. I am aware of Bert, Tom, Ryan, Bill, Rogan etc. but this has got to be my favorite video BERT has done.
The way Ryan is able to get stories so organically out of his guest is top tier. Ryan seems like the type of person who should be giving advice or counseling, he could have been a great therapist in another life. Just a great conversationalist and active listener. Wish you guys the best in all future endeavors!
Bert: I'd tell my 16 yr old self to sit back and stop pitching your ideas to everyone
Also Bert: Tom! 2 Bears racing! Tom! 2 Bears NBA team! Tom! 2 Bears NFL team! Tom! 2 Bears Studios! Tom! 2 Bears everything!
Bert just made me so scared of death 🤣
If these 2 start laughing, watch yer speakers. They gonna blow out.
The 2 Bears 1 Cave spinoff is really on brand.
Bert I know this episode was recorded before your Roanoke VA show... but this was my first time being able to watch stand up live and you have nothing to worry about with your special. It was amazing. I will never forget you being my first live stand up. I laughed from beginning to end.
Of course Bart. One word one phrase. An he goes in for another 5 minutes. Hahahaha
This is a side of Bert we all don’t see often. Thanks Ryan for being the baddest interviewer out there!
Awesome that there was 2 episodes of 2 Bears this week. Thanks Brent!!
Two of the greatest laughs in comedy history right here
11:30 Bert literally describes being stressed out by a high intensity moment as if it’s some otherworldly experience😂😂😂
It feels different when you have an anxiety disorder which he does
@@idab6864 the way he phrased it doesn’t portray that at all 😂 he just described what being in a high intensity situation is like for anybody, which is why I thought it was funny.
@@robin1541 no he just said an example of a high intensity moment that seems normal but his perception is what's different
@@idab6864 you’re right, someone who has lost their child at a public pool “seems normal” and it only effects those with an “anxiety disorder” 😂 in actuality Bert is just a little naive at times and thinks he’s the only one who experiences things we all go through. Keep playing make believe, and have a great night!
@@robin1541 no you're again purposefully misusing language to drive home some weird point