Every Guitar Center Employee (by @mikefalzone)
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As an employee of Guitar Center, I can 100% confirm what you said about knowing our department and our department only.
***** the guys I work with do and our audio guys are DJs as well so nothing to unconfirm
***** well I'm sorry to disappoint you but I've never had any bad experiences regarding employee knowledge even at other stores
+the devil cried I'm in Illinois, I'll tell you that much.
If the guys where you're at aren't very good I'm sorry to hear that but the guys where I am are good.
At the Sherman Oaks guitar center, the store is nicer than the employees. I've met three very nice employees there before. The rest are prejudiced assholes and musical elitists. I remember this one dickhead was giving me dirty looks since I look like more of a football player type, or maybe because I was playing Lefty, there are good stores like the one in Northridge CA and Hollywood but some locations are just shit and have worse vibes than seeing ten cops stacked at your front door
Matza FTW get me a job
"if you ever wanna have a 45 minute conversation with anyone that works at guitar center, just ask them where their band is playing this weekend."
actually this ones false. you don't need to ask them, they're gonna tell you anyway.
Mike Tython u fucking nailed it.
*Watches video while working at Guitar Center*
Ive seen you.. remember me? im the guy with long hair
+WeKnowTheTruth2012 what location?
+jennifer coppersmith every location
"Yeah those guys suck! lol.... Wait...." *Internalized oppression intensifies*
jennifer cooperative 783 lessons location is horrifying.
"drums are just the stuff we keep in the back" 😂 it fits every musical situation
Makes sense since people bang on those things like toddlers discovering tinker toys
One time I finished paying for this new pedal at GC. I told the guy to have a good one and all he said was "Yeah"
Take It Easy - I'm Easily Offended cause he's a beast
Take It Easy - I'm Easily Offended Oh no I feel so bad for you, you must feel so horrified..
LOL same thing happened to me
Nice picture I’m from philly too. And this isn’t me in the pic
I work right next to one and I go over just to look at shit and one day I was going to the rr and this one Asian dude with long hair passed by me and walked to the back and he sighed so heavily and said “Bitch ass job” under his breath 🤣🤣🤣 also I met my future husband there 😅😅
Three years later and this still cracks me up !
+Corina Shull I'm happy you're happy.
I'm happy that you're happy he's happy
Noel Gallagher right on !
This video is now 6 years old and it's STILL funny to me.
please stop making me spit on my screen with laughter. im running out of windex.
"If it doesn't have a whammy, it's a question for Sammy" Ooooh, I laughed so hard xD
I always have to come back and rewatch this video. I just find it extremely funny and makes my day. It's my 'go to' vid when I'm feeling sad because it cracks me up.
find the guy that smells the most like cigarettes. ...lmao
EXCELLENT! Soooo true. Only retail store I loathe more than Guitar Center is Wal-Mart.
Walmart sells guitars.... ewwww
I DIED when you said "If it doesn't have strings, it's not my thing. If it doesn't have a whammy, it's a question for sammy." SO.FUNNY.
Mike, I fucking love you. I am never bored of watching your wonderful face.
this is, singlehandedly, my FAVORITE video of yours.
this is all i needed to subscribe. so ready to watch more of your videos. you have so many. and i am so excited
there needs to be at least one time where I go to Guitar Center with this guy. Holy shit
So happy to have you watching!
Thanks for making me smile this morning. I appreciate it a bunch.
I was there today man, and this is literally how it is everytime I go
YES!
The positive energy in this tweet made me so happy!
"I'm gonna have to ask me to leave." lmao... Gah, this was great. I have to go to Guitar Center now to try and confuse every employee there.
Another Classic Video by Mike!
I love you too.
I just found this channel a couple of weeks ago... I'm enjoying so much your videos! Keep on!
Please let me know if you end up going! LIFE EXPERIENCE!
This was one of your most funny videos I've seen, hands down.
On break at guitar center watching this lol
My dude!
Today I SPENT my WHOLE day watching your videos. I fell inlove. Keep up the good work. (do I hear obsessed? yup)
I look forward to waking up on Tuesdays and Fridays now because when I'm getting ready for class I listen to your videos and they make my mornings not so gross. You're awesome Mike!
I do...constantly!
OK! You just gave me the inspiration to go get hired to change the face of Guitar Center!
God speed
this just made my day... so... so good... just so good.
loved every second of this
"I'm gonna have to ask me to go." LMFAOOO
They are so nice in Guitar Center tho.. Like, I'm sure it's just because they're really into it, but every time I go in there I swear I get a pep talk for following my dreams and having fun with it before I leave.
CatLibrary because youre female.
Because you have an a$$ that you can bounce a quarter off of and some luscious warlocks on your chest.
I got a kick out of this one and actually laughed out loud as it is so accurate! Nice one! However, I will say that the folks working at the GC in Wilmington DE have always been super helpful and friendly, whether it be sales or a repair.😊
i wish there was a way that i could favorite this more! like a super thumbs up and whatnot.
The description of employees is completely true at my guitar center.
+Corn Beef Here as well, sans any employee having much talent and being able to solo.
HAHAH!! I'm glad!
True. And more opportunities to prove how awesome they are at rocking out on a guitar.
This, is the most accurate description of Guitar Center. Ever.
I tell you why at the end of the VIDEO! Someone didn't watch the ENDING! hahahahah
Always! Thank you for watching!
I like this.
Please just go! asap.
Employee specification is the best thing that has ever come about on this world. Why know about things that don't exist beyond your realm? FLAWLESS. (That's you by the way - flawless.)
Thanks for watchin!
I’m shocked at how accurate this video is
Crazy and lovely. Like Narnia!
Orange Connecticut. been there 1000 times.Lived in New Haven.
What a nice break from their normal routine!
Dude! This is hilarious! I shop at the Guitar Center in Manhattan, and this reminds me of all my friends who work there! You literally described each one.
Why are there so many edits? It's like every 3 seconds.
that was so he could polish off another cup of coffee
Shutup
Travis Johnson You've never watched a COD video have you
great video. so true. I remember going for the first time and trying to buy analog effect pedals with true bypass.... I always had solid state up to my first tube amp. No one knew what I was talking about then they called for the guy that worked in the pedal section. The people I originally asked actually worked in microphones and live sound....
He's very good!
I'm sure it will come back sooner than later.
As a new resident of Connecticut I feel I must visit this Guitar center for an afternoon of merriment!
Stumbled upon you.Absolute brilliance,subscribed.
Thanks for watching friend.
I love the people in the Guitar Center near my house, they're awesome :P My friend and I walk in and sit there playing guitars for like four hours and we always leave without buying anything, and they never say anything to us except "Can I get you a guitar pick, or anything else you might need?" Plus they were really useful when I was still learning and needed advice on capos and stuff. They don't see many teenage girls who are serious about it in there, so they're always really nice.
Walks into guitar center: Hey where are the Pop Tarts at?
I love this so much because I know exactly what you're talking about. You had me weak, sweet vid :)
god, this is so true. i go to guitar center now and then and i know almost everybody that works there because of all the random conversations
Yeah because you're hot like lava and they all wanna take you to NAMM. Regular folks don't get the treatment a hottie like you gets.
After all these years of avoiding those employees... Thank you.
Mike, I've been watching your videos for 3 days in a row. Stay awesome !
Me too. Lets go on 3. 1...2....(slurrrrrp)
Thanks friend!
That's just good advertising.
I think about this video at least once a month
Thank you
Accurate!
I just say *dude* The one who turns around is the one I need usually.
Smart actually
Road trip!
i now feel that everyone from my home town belongs at guitar center.
Although this one is my favorite...that I remember. :D
LMAO every time I get to GC I head straight to the little expensive acoustic guitar room and play nothing but DMB as loud as possible! sounds awesome in that little cold room😂😂😂
Hahaha ''I'm gonna have to ask me to leave''. So much awesomeness in this vid!
Guess what I have been doing for the last couple of hours, watching you talk. I can't believe I just discovered your existence. You are awesome!
Why and how are you the coolest guy to exist ever? Seriously, your videos make my day!
this video made my pre jazz
Stores like REI (outdoors sporting equipment) are the same way. The hiking shoe guy knows nothing about bicycles, and the kayak guy knows nothing about coats and gloves. Even though they are right next to each other. the long convo is started with "What did you do last weekend?" or "Is there anything to do in the mountains this weekend?".
Thank YOU!
This. Just this. I like this.
You have literally made my days 100% more amazing ever since I watched you the first time. Thank you:)
My finger wouldn't let me leave this video without liking it and commenting. So beast.
the greasy hair thing nailed my last trip there. so true
Represent!
That was an excellent bit of stand-up.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAM!
Thank you so much! It means a lot homey.
I'll take it.
some store just have a higher capacity for beasting
this is my favorite. i adore you.
My DUUUUUDE Sitting in my car on my lunch break from Guitar Center. Almost spit out my coffee when you mentioned Orange, CT 😂
Hahahaah is that where you work?
@@mikefalzone Yesssir! Just started here a couple months ago. Stop by sometime dude!
🤘😎🤘
The thing that upsets me about your videos is that I only just discovered them. Obessed, subscribed, compulsively liking and favorite-ing.
Correct.
I just recently discovered your channel and my god am I happy I found it. Your videos are made of awesome! You make my day!
the guitar center in orange ct is great! didnt know you were from around here, woot woot :D
Mornin!
must! and welcome!