Every Guitar Center Employee (by @mikefalzone)

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  • @MatzaFTW
    @MatzaFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    As an employee of Guitar Center, I can 100% confirm what you said about knowing our department and our department only.

    • @MatzaFTW
      @MatzaFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** the guys I work with do and our audio guys are DJs as well so nothing to unconfirm

    • @MatzaFTW
      @MatzaFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** well I'm sorry to disappoint you but I've never had any bad experiences regarding employee knowledge even at other stores

    • @MatzaFTW
      @MatzaFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +the devil cried I'm in Illinois, I'll tell you that much.
      If the guys where you're at aren't very good I'm sorry to hear that but the guys where I am are good.

    • @lentil5176
      @lentil5176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the Sherman Oaks guitar center, the store is nicer than the employees. I've met three very nice employees there before. The rest are prejudiced assholes and musical elitists. I remember this one dickhead was giving me dirty looks since I look like more of a football player type, or maybe because I was playing Lefty, there are good stores like the one in Northridge CA and Hollywood but some locations are just shit and have worse vibes than seeing ten cops stacked at your front door

    • @hloyhesit8403
      @hloyhesit8403 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matza FTW get me a job

  • @PsychoticPillowCase
    @PsychoticPillowCase 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "if you ever wanna have a 45 minute conversation with anyone that works at guitar center, just ask them where their band is playing this weekend."
    actually this ones false. you don't need to ask them, they're gonna tell you anyway.

    • @marccuomo6723
      @marccuomo6723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Tython u fucking nailed it.

  • @iamjennnn
    @iamjennnn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    *Watches video while working at Guitar Center*

    • @WeKnowTheTruth2012
      @WeKnowTheTruth2012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ive seen you.. remember me? im the guy with long hair

    • @iamjennnn
      @iamjennnn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +WeKnowTheTruth2012 what location?

    • @moglagaash
      @moglagaash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +jennifer coppersmith every location

    • @grabber_blu_angel
      @grabber_blu_angel 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Yeah those guys suck! lol.... Wait...." *Internalized oppression intensifies*

    • @richardquinto477
      @richardquinto477 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jennifer cooperative 783 lessons location is horrifying.

  • @davidliftsheavycircles
    @davidliftsheavycircles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "drums are just the stuff we keep in the back" 😂 it fits every musical situation

    • @michaelflorczyk1394
      @michaelflorczyk1394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes sense since people bang on those things like toddlers discovering tinker toys

  • @F22Raptor723
    @F22Raptor723 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    One time I finished paying for this new pedal at GC. I told the guy to have a good one and all he said was "Yeah"

    • @hloyhesit8403
      @hloyhesit8403 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Take It Easy - I'm Easily Offended cause he's a beast

    • @m0zzar353
      @m0zzar353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take It Easy - I'm Easily Offended Oh no I feel so bad for you, you must feel so horrified..

    • @wllkoo
      @wllkoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL same thing happened to me

    • @jimmyplant8748
      @jimmyplant8748 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice picture I’m from philly too. And this isn’t me in the pic

    • @des7911
      @des7911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I work right next to one and I go over just to look at shit and one day I was going to the rr and this one Asian dude with long hair passed by me and walked to the back and he sighed so heavily and said “Bitch ass job” under his breath 🤣🤣🤣 also I met my future husband there 😅😅

  • @piscesrain8882
    @piscesrain8882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Three years later and this still cracks me up !

    • @mikefalzone
      @mikefalzone  8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Corina Shull I'm happy you're happy.

    • @noelgallagher7887
      @noelgallagher7887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm happy that you're happy he's happy

    • @piscesrain8882
      @piscesrain8882 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noel Gallagher right on !

    • @Stephanie102684
      @Stephanie102684 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This video is now 6 years old and it's STILL funny to me.

  • @thatkidmorganmariah
    @thatkidmorganmariah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    please stop making me spit on my screen with laughter. im running out of windex.

  • @Fantastical09
    @Fantastical09 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "If it doesn't have a whammy, it's a question for Sammy" Ooooh, I laughed so hard xD

  • @tynetta91
    @tynetta91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I always have to come back and rewatch this video. I just find it extremely funny and makes my day. It's my 'go to' vid when I'm feeling sad because it cracks me up.

  • @Endthenonsense
    @Endthenonsense 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    find the guy that smells the most like cigarettes. ...lmao

  • @calvinstulip
    @calvinstulip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    EXCELLENT! Soooo true. Only retail store I loathe more than Guitar Center is Wal-Mart.

    • @pathos1016
      @pathos1016 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Walmart sells guitars.... ewwww

  • @steeltoto
    @steeltoto 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I DIED when you said "If it doesn't have strings, it's not my thing. If it doesn't have a whammy, it's a question for sammy." SO.FUNNY.

  • @JackHoward
    @JackHoward 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mike, I fucking love you. I am never bored of watching your wonderful face.

  • @ZiggyWhiskerz
    @ZiggyWhiskerz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is, singlehandedly, my FAVORITE video of yours.

  • @kennjad
    @kennjad 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is all i needed to subscribe. so ready to watch more of your videos. you have so many. and i am so excited

  • @IanSmith-sf5ro
    @IanSmith-sf5ro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there needs to be at least one time where I go to Guitar Center with this guy. Holy shit

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    So happy to have you watching!

  • @pooponastick785
    @pooponastick785 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making me smile this morning. I appreciate it a bunch.

  • @tylersj2
    @tylersj2 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was there today man, and this is literally how it is everytime I go

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The positive energy in this tweet made me so happy!

  • @PageFlipperz
    @PageFlipperz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I'm gonna have to ask me to leave." lmao... Gah, this was great. I have to go to Guitar Center now to try and confuse every employee there.

  • @smusgrav
    @smusgrav 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another Classic Video by Mike!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you too.

  • @NormanVsNorman
    @NormanVsNorman 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found this channel a couple of weeks ago... I'm enjoying so much your videos! Keep on!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please let me know if you end up going! LIFE EXPERIENCE!

  • @djhopkinsdubstep
    @djhopkinsdubstep 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was one of your most funny videos I've seen, hands down.

  • @tairyhestical9562
    @tairyhestical9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On break at guitar center watching this lol

  • @vilciuna
    @vilciuna 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today I SPENT my WHOLE day watching your videos. I fell inlove. Keep up the good work. (do I hear obsessed? yup)

  • @taylermiddleton8978
    @taylermiddleton8978 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I look forward to waking up on Tuesdays and Fridays now because when I'm getting ready for class I listen to your videos and they make my mornings not so gross. You're awesome Mike!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do...constantly!

  • @derekreinholtz4414
    @derekreinholtz4414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OK! You just gave me the inspiration to go get hired to change the face of Guitar Center!

  • @legobonez
    @legobonez 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this just made my day... so... so good... just so good.

  • @xtootsiexo
    @xtootsiexo 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    loved every second of this

  • @PanPanPanit
    @PanPanPanit 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm gonna have to ask me to go." LMFAOOO

  • @CaptivateCatherine
    @CaptivateCatherine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They are so nice in Guitar Center tho.. Like, I'm sure it's just because they're really into it, but every time I go in there I swear I get a pep talk for following my dreams and having fun with it before I leave.

    • @spadermarsh78
      @spadermarsh78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CatLibrary because youre female.

    • @johnnhoj15
      @johnnhoj15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because you have an a$$ that you can bounce a quarter off of and some luscious warlocks on your chest.

  • @juan666q
    @juan666q 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I got a kick out of this one and actually laughed out loud as it is so accurate! Nice one! However, I will say that the folks working at the GC in Wilmington DE have always been super helpful and friendly, whether it be sales or a repair.😊

  • @ZiggyWhiskerz
    @ZiggyWhiskerz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    i wish there was a way that i could favorite this more! like a super thumbs up and whatnot.

  • @cornbeef2128
    @cornbeef2128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The description of employees is completely true at my guitar center.

    • @keefjunior4061
      @keefjunior4061 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Corn Beef Here as well, sans any employee having much talent and being able to solo.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHAH!! I'm glad!

  • @paperstarjar
    @paperstarjar 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    True. And more opportunities to prove how awesome they are at rocking out on a guitar.

  • @davidjlosi
    @davidjlosi 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This, is the most accurate description of Guitar Center. Ever.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I tell you why at the end of the VIDEO! Someone didn't watch the ENDING! hahahahah

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always! Thank you for watching!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like this.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please just go! asap.

  • @inspiredcitygirl
    @inspiredcitygirl 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Employee specification is the best thing that has ever come about on this world. Why know about things that don't exist beyond your realm? FLAWLESS. (That's you by the way - flawless.)

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for watchin!

  • @uria702
    @uria702 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m shocked at how accurate this video is

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crazy and lovely. Like Narnia!

  • @soulvaccination8679
    @soulvaccination8679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Orange Connecticut. been there 1000 times.Lived in New Haven.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a nice break from their normal routine!

  • @Timbales1979
    @Timbales1979 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude! This is hilarious! I shop at the Guitar Center in Manhattan, and this reminds me of all my friends who work there! You literally described each one.

  • @travisjohnson7065
    @travisjohnson7065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why are there so many edits? It's like every 3 seconds.

    • @jamesha175
      @jamesha175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that was so he could polish off another cup of coffee

    • @GoodForNothingDrums
      @GoodForNothingDrums 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shutup

    • @JTRIV1029
      @JTRIV1029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Travis Johnson You've never watched a COD video have you

  • @AKM99733
    @AKM99733 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    great video. so true. I remember going for the first time and trying to buy analog effect pedals with true bypass.... I always had solid state up to my first tube amp. No one knew what I was talking about then they called for the guy that worked in the pedal section. The people I originally asked actually worked in microphones and live sound....

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's very good!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sure it will come back sooner than later.

  • @chelseastanley3156
    @chelseastanley3156 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a new resident of Connecticut I feel I must visit this Guitar center for an afternoon of merriment!

  • @thewaitingape
    @thewaitingape 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stumbled upon you.Absolute brilliance,subscribed.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for watching friend.

  • @anna_corey
    @anna_corey 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the people in the Guitar Center near my house, they're awesome :P My friend and I walk in and sit there playing guitars for like four hours and we always leave without buying anything, and they never say anything to us except "Can I get you a guitar pick, or anything else you might need?" Plus they were really useful when I was still learning and needed advice on capos and stuff. They don't see many teenage girls who are serious about it in there, so they're always really nice.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Walks into guitar center: Hey where are the Pop Tarts at?

  • @camjilop
    @camjilop 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this so much because I know exactly what you're talking about. You had me weak, sweet vid :)

  • @Qqzzaaau123
    @Qqzzaaau123 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    god, this is so true. i go to guitar center now and then and i know almost everybody that works there because of all the random conversations

    • @johnnhoj15
      @johnnhoj15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah because you're hot like lava and they all wanna take you to NAMM. Regular folks don't get the treatment a hottie like you gets.

  • @robinna
    @robinna 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    After all these years of avoiding those employees... Thank you.

  • @vilciuna
    @vilciuna 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike, I've been watching your videos for 3 days in a row. Stay awesome !

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me too. Lets go on 3. 1...2....(slurrrrrp)

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks friend!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's just good advertising.

  • @ItalianCanadianGuy94
    @ItalianCanadianGuy94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think about this video at least once a month

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Accurate!

  • @Greenjagsurf
    @Greenjagsurf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just say *dude* The one who turns around is the one I need usually.

    • @mikefalzone
      @mikefalzone  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Smart actually

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Road trip!

  • @kaihals
    @kaihals 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    i now feel that everyone from my home town belongs at guitar center.

  • @ParagonBeaumont
    @ParagonBeaumont 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Although this one is my favorite...that I remember. :D

  • @jessemolinajr
    @jessemolinajr ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO every time I get to GC I head straight to the little expensive acoustic guitar room and play nothing but DMB as loud as possible! sounds awesome in that little cold room😂😂😂

  • @thewardrums
    @thewardrums 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha ''I'm gonna have to ask me to leave''. So much awesomeness in this vid!

  • @xFunkyGirlzx
    @xFunkyGirlzx 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guess what I have been doing for the last couple of hours, watching you talk. I can't believe I just discovered your existence. You are awesome!

  • @YoyoDS5
    @YoyoDS5 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why and how are you the coolest guy to exist ever? Seriously, your videos make my day!

  • @slimspidy
    @slimspidy 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video made my pre jazz

  • @paperstarjar
    @paperstarjar 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stores like REI (outdoors sporting equipment) are the same way. The hiking shoe guy knows nothing about bicycles, and the kayak guy knows nothing about coats and gloves. Even though they are right next to each other. the long convo is started with "What did you do last weekend?" or "Is there anything to do in the mountains this weekend?".

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank YOU!

  • @JKretardation
    @JKretardation 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This. Just this. I like this.

  • @livebythemusic96
    @livebythemusic96 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have literally made my days 100% more amazing ever since I watched you the first time. Thank you:)

  • @TJHooper123
    @TJHooper123 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    My finger wouldn't let me leave this video without liking it and commenting. So beast.

  • @New_Essay_6416
    @New_Essay_6416 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    the greasy hair thing nailed my last trip there. so true

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Represent!

  • @scuzleymann
    @scuzleymann 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was an excellent bit of stand-up.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    FOLLOW YOUR DREAM!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much! It means a lot homey.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll take it.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    some store just have a higher capacity for beasting

  • @xoilanababii246
    @xoilanababii246 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is my favorite. i adore you.

  • @IMMANITYTHEBAND
    @IMMANITYTHEBAND 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My DUUUUUDE Sitting in my car on my lunch break from Guitar Center. Almost spit out my coffee when you mentioned Orange, CT 😂

    • @mikefalzone
      @mikefalzone  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hahahaah is that where you work?

    • @IMMANITYTHEBAND
      @IMMANITYTHEBAND 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mikefalzone Yesssir! Just started here a couple months ago. Stop by sometime dude!
      🤘😎🤘

  • @linashokry9847
    @linashokry9847 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing that upsets me about your videos is that I only just discovered them. Obessed, subscribed, compulsively liking and favorite-ing.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Correct.

  • @0406thea
    @0406thea 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just recently discovered your channel and my god am I happy I found it. Your videos are made of awesome! You make my day!

  • @blooandwhite
    @blooandwhite 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    the guitar center in orange ct is great! didnt know you were from around here, woot woot :D

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mornin!

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    must! and welcome!