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The cannonball mini game is definitely Chance of Death. If you manage to get broken bones, and that's it, that's Best Case Scenario. These are *cannonballs* we are talking about. One does not simply take a cannonball and expect to survive.
I feel like this tier list could use a few more categories: Generally safe: you might get a few bumps and scrapes but nothing too serious. Moderate injury: while not as bad as a broken femur, you might want to see a doctor for some of these. Death likely: this minigame is probably going to kill one or more of the participants.
37:05 For this minigame, if you time out, the arrow is instantly shot. When the arrow hits the wall, it recoils and hits your balloon, causing you to fall. How far do you fall? I have no idea, but I think that there is a chance that it could be worse than a minor injury depending on how far the fall is.
I feel like ‘grandma does this’ is a tad to extreme for some cases especially since it was the soul decider for some mini games. I think it either should of been renamed, or had a tier above it
29:37 even if you CAN breathe in space, that still doesn't solve the issue of movement, which isn't very easy in space. you could end up being lost in the depths of space and crash to a hostile planet or the sun.
@@fritzneuer4347 true. But even if both are covered, that STILL doesn't cover the fact that you're in zero-G. And can get lost in space AND crash into a hostile world or the sun, if age and malnutrition don't catch you first.
35:54 It’s hard to notice but if you look outside of the ice rink, you can see how far down the trees are. So I think this one would at least be chance of death.
ZXMany: If you get eaten by a large piranha plant, I don’t think there’s any way getting out of that one. *puts Tug-o-War in guaranteed death* Also ZXMany: Does getting eaten by the cheep cheep kill you? *puts Cheep Cheep Chase in broken bones*
@@dhi_holo Many fish have teeth that aren't normally visible, so Cheep Cheep might be that type of thing and they just didn't model the teeth. Also, baleen whales don't have teeth, but the sheer force of the bite would still crush your body to mush.
I think you should’ve put a category between Minor Injury and Grandma Does this, called “mostly safe” or something like that, to be more specific. Also, I don’t think splitting up the Chance of death category would’ve been a bad idea either. Maybe it could be, low chance, medium chance, high chance of death, etc.
I'd say the skewer minigame is guaranteed death if you get hit, because even if the skewer doesn't hit you very hard, it's squishing you against the wall, which WILL kill you. Perhaps you should modify the list to be a fail or success risk instead?
i think paint misbehaving should go in grandma does this, the paint being shot doesnt harm the goombas in anyway, and when it hits another player it only hits their cart.
That’s true, I would assume a grandma is more durable than a Gomba, and the Gomba had no issues being shot. The impact of the shot doesn’t even have enough force to move the Gomba, they jjust tank it
While a grandma *could* go ice skating depending on her level of athleticism, I think racing around ice at high speeds with unstable footing is more likely to result in minor injury than you would think.
I’m not sure Look Away is safe, judging by the way the trio characters look at someone on their team when one of them loses. In the original version, the characters became sad for their friend. *The minigame is darker now no doubt*
I gotta admit, I'm not a big fan of that change. Not only does it make the characters look like unsympathetic jerks in general, but it also kinda feels OOC for some of the characters: sure, it makes sense when someone like Wario or Waluigi is glaring at you for messing up a round, but it's a little off-putting when it's someone as nice and friendly as Mario, Peach and especially Luigi (though then again, the latter had his infamous Death Stare in MK8, so what do I know...)
[10:50] Bill Blasters is obviously more dangerous since you can see the players spinning. If you were to try this in real life, you'd be really dizzy after a few seconds.
1. 6:31 The worst case scenario might be you just get stung by bees, but if the bees are aggressive/killer bees, that could be chance of death, so weirdly it could be in minor injury or chance of death at the same time, but not broken bones. 2. 8:11 and 23:17 In most 2d Mario games (and Super Mario 64), you die if you get eaten by a cheep cheep (or fishes in general), but i don't remember seeing that many cases of you dying if you get eaten by a giant piranha plant, so Cheep Cheep Chase should be in a higher or same category as Tug O' War, i think. Plus, bombs in Cheep Cheep Chase. 3. 11:10 Plus, in Bill Blasters, you can see that the tower is so high that we can only see the blue sky in the background, so I think it could be a guaranteed death, falling from such height. Similiar case in Ice-Rink-Risk. 4. 20:06 In Pogo a go-go, you can see in the background there are some skyscrapers, so it's definitely higher than a skyscraper. So... it's a pretty big fall if the team side falls. 5. I do think that any minigame that has some kind of resemblance to a olympic sport (such as volleyball, hockey, baseball, football, etc.) can't be in the Grandma does this category.
@@zacharymogel9500 any bee that can sting you is venomous, and you could have an adverse reaction up to and including anaphylactic shock from the venom.
If you are eating a huge quantity of food, you're more likely to throw up then have your stomach explode, so putting Eatsa Pizza as high as you did is kind of a stretch. 30:06 also, I would put this mini game at chance of death for one reason: no guard rails. If there were guard rails, then I could understand this being at Grandma does it, but the pathways are so narrow that there is a very good chance she could fall off. The real factor is what's at the bottom. It could be a hard floor or a pit of foam blocks. Who knows? The point is that there is a risk of falling.
It’s also likely for someone to choke at Eatsa Pizza because the game demands the players to eat half of a giant pizza as fast as possible while crawling on the platter
I feel like the skewer mini game should go in "guaranteed death" because the skewers are the same if not bigger than you and they go really fast. Oh yeah there also full of spikes and are probably really heavy
So for the pizza one, I probably would have put that into Minor Injury or Broken Bones because not only is it a team challenge, but as someone who has actually attempted a food challenge or two before, I will say that with proper precautions taken you can recover pretty quickly from eating a lot of food.
Tiers I Disagree With Tread Carefully: The cannon heads can be moved up and down which can cause potential head-shots. Belongs in Chance of Death. Mecha Marathon: Turning a big key like as fast as possible that using both arms would tire grandma's arms out and might even cause her to pull a muscle. Could do that to a person in their prime to. Belongs in Minor Injury. Slot Car Derby: If you knock an opponent off a track up in the skies high above the clouds and he falls down to earth with a big go-kart.....SPLAT!!! Belongs in Chance of Death Honeycomb Havoc: Enough bee stings can kill you. Belongs in Chance of Death Bounce 'n Trounce: Falling from that height with a big airbag to potentially cushion your blow, but has to hit just right. Belongs in Chance of Death. Cheep-Cheep Chase: You get swallowed hole by a creature, you get a stomach acid bath. Dead. Belongs in Chance of Death. Rockin' Raceway: Rocking at that kind of intensity with a chance of being forcefully spun could cause grandma to get whiplash or if she's really old and frail could even break her poor spine. As for a normal person, it could pull a muscle of cause slight dizziness if you're spun. Also those horses are wood and might cause splinters if you're wearing shorts or a skirt. Belongs in Minor Injury. Trace Race: If a man suddenly stops with something like that between his legs...ugh! Belongs in Minor Injury. Booksquirm: As the pages pile up they get heavier and heavier crushing the players with more and more weight. Belongs in Chance of Death. Paths of Peril: It depends on how hard the ground is below, if you land on something, and/or if you bump into the cliff face as you fall. Also depends on what part of your body hits the ground first. Belongs in Chance of Death. Later Skater: You fall backfirst on ice, you could break your pelvis or even your head. A big enough blow to the head could even kill you. Granted there's usually paramedics near ice rinks, but the chance of death from a blow to the head is still there. Belongs in Chance of Death. Monty's Revenge: You can get hit with those hammers more than once. Belongs in Chance of Death. Pokey Pummel: To swing a hammer that heavy as fast as one can would definitely harm most grandmothers' aging bodies and would probably exhaust a normal man's and pull a muscle. Belongs in Minor Injury. Flash Forward: Those guys are punching and jumping on each other, man. Belongs in Broken Bones. Spotlight Swim: Grandma probably doesn't have the lung capacity to dive down for that long to swim and escape. Also opening your eyes underwater without goggles irritates them. Belongs in Minor Injury. Balloon Burst: An explosion from a balloon of that size could break your eardrums unless you're wearing earplugs, and could possibly cause grandma to have a heart attack. Believe it or not, it belongs in Chance of Death for people with bad hearts. Money Belts: When you fall of the conveyor belt, you land on a bunch of cookies and candies. Not really a whole lot to worry about. Belongs in Minor Injury. Ice Hockey: Hockey is pretty much neck-and-neck with football in terms of danger. Belongs in Broken Bones.
Also Hot Rope Jump is great with endless mode its a ton of fun to see how many you can do before you get burned. I've gotten to about 70 so far its so wonderful to do.
I’d argue that any mini game that’s above lava is insta death. Considering people need special suits just to get close to lava without any injury/harm coming to them. And any mini game that’s on top of a mountain/ high platform with a chance of falling/being pushed over the edge should be chance of death. Even if you can survive falling without a parachute from thousands of feet most of those falls are being slowed by many tree limbs and possibly snow. It’s not the hight that kills it’s the sudden stop that kills.
Pincer:I think "slot car derby" should be on "chance of death" because ZXmany clearly forgot that the stage takes place on the sky Como:and i think "honeycomb havoc" should be on "guaranteed death" considering how dangerious bees are on real life and because ZXmany doesn't believe in allergic reactions to bee stungs, which can obviously kill people if they get stung by an entire hive of them Bookworm: he also ignores the fact that the paper of "booksquim" is though, so it's pretty much squeezing the characters, and that means "guaranteed death"
You should've had one more tier that's in between Grandma, and Minor Injury. I would call this tier, *Chance Of Injury.* I describe this tier as; It's safe overall, where you can survive the whole mini-game without any injuries, unless you're unlucky.
I would put Honeycomb Havoc in Chance of Death purely because there are millions of people who have no idea they have bee allergies, and going into anaphylaxis is life-threatening.
Someone should point him toward Matpats' theory about how dangerous the bob-ombs are because any minigame with bob-ombs is guaranteed death, no questions asked.
34:37 As someone that grew up in Finland where hockey is basically the national sport, I'd say hockey belongs in broken bones. Mostly because the characters don't seem to be wearing the required safety equipment such as helmets or shin guards. The puck moves in crazy speeds and is surprisingly hard, and there are lots of hockey players that have for example lost teeth for getting hit by the puck during a game. (A lot of professionals might use mouth guards for this reason!) Without proper equipment I'd say hockey might even go to chance of death because of possible brain trauma.
I’m pretty sure just being close to molten lava is a safety hazard. Handcar Havoc, Burnstile, and (these ones are possibly) Bumper Balls and Dungeon Dash are even more dangerous than they seem. Not sure it applies to fire, though fire would create smoke and possible effects from the heat. So maybe Hot Rope Jump and Dark ‘n Crispy are more dangerous.
I argue for chance of death for Honeycomb Havoc. That’s a LOT of bees at once, so even if you’re not allergic you could go into shock from this much at once. And if you ARE allergic? Yeah that hive will kill you. I also think “concussion” could be its own category.
37:25 Aim the Hammer (can't remember what it's called) this one would go higher since hitting it to hard has the missle fly out and hit you in the head
At the start of Dizzy Dance, the caracther spun at high velocity just to get launched, if you don't get at least a broken bone you are super lucky, I think it should be on broken bones or even chance of death Also in the kart minigame, it seems that it takes place on the sky, so if you get knocked out, you can only wait to fall to your abbys
@@ZXMany Well, because Dizzy Dancing is dangerous, the characters are dizzy and disoriented, so as a start off, it would be at least broken bones but during the game, you can ground pound each other so, yeah, I would also put it into chance of death. I don’t see how it could be guaranteed death though
If we take the old ver. of the last minigame in this vid into account,then it would be in chance of death,because the name is literally "swinging with sharks"
Vine With Me is probably minor injury because you can see mario jumping back to the vines after falling meaning he landed safely on the ground that isn't too low because of how quickly after falling he gets back to the vines
Or there could just be a net/trampoline under the leaves the players can use to get back to the vines, or the leaves themselves could just be natural trampolines
The fact that you DON'T know what happens to your character if you lose Shy Guy Says makes it all the scarier. There's no Blooper carrying you to safety in this one. And in Mario Party 2 it's even worse, since you're floating in the sky and you get shot down if you do it wrong, which is very much certain death if you ask me.
Broken Bones: Do whatever tricks you want won't work, you can't defeat me! Minor Injury: So I know... *Sigh* but he can!.. *points to hidden monster will go out from lava to floor* Grandma Does this: 37:49
Dizzy Dancing should definitely go under "Broken Bones" because especially if you're dizzy, if you try to go off of the moving record, you could break your ankle if you step off incorrectly
There's also the reason you get dizzy in the first place: _getting flung off of said record while it's spinning._ Safer than the older versions which have you getting thrown clean into the nearest wall, but you're still getting thrown off that bitch.
Mario characters got burnt, fall from hight places, explode and crushed and still alive so yeah they are too powerful And don't forget that the cars in slot car derpy can reach 200+ mph
Moderately Warm Take: I think Shy Guy Says is Guaranteed Death. I don't think that boat is within 100 miles of any land mass, which means you never see civilization again if the Shy Guy cuts you off from it. Guaranteed death by starvation, thirst, or if you're lucky, a storm at sea.
The average score of the minigames is around 2.5, so skilled people wanting to challenge the minigame plaza will likely need insurance, if not a prepaid hospital visit.
The dizzy spin game I would put into Broken bones because everyone is dizzy, and it is surprising easy to seriously injure yourself while dizzy. Fighting someone while dizzy also has a chance to hit harder than you want. The cannon ball one definitely is death because a cannonball is guaranteed to obliterate you if it hits dead-on
For the Bowser Balloon popping minigame, I wouldn't think Grandma would want to play this in game because they are standing right next to giant balloons and would probably get minor injury to the ears from one of the teams popping the balloon
Ok me out you put the go cart one in minor injury reminder THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SKY ☁️🏎️ WHEN THEY GET KNOCKED OF THEY COULD DIE 😵 but if there was parachutes provided then I would definitely keep it in minor injury 😅
I would have put between Grandma Does This and Minor Injury: Friend Activity. Like something that you could just do for the lols, and shake it off after a while.
Worth pointing out that while Honeycomb Havoc would be under 'minor injuries' in normal circumstances, if you happen you be allergic to bee stings, it *might* qualify for 'chance of death' level....
Honestly a lot of these could be dropped down a tier or two if they had proper safety equipment and or just don’t take place in high areas or over lava.
34:17 Hockey in real life is really dangerous. Play against Sidney Crosby in a game. One of his high sticks hit someone’s hand and part of their finger came off. A goalie almost died from a cut in the jugular vein from a skate. Without proper protection, you will get injured.
I feel the bees one don’t fit in any of the category. It’s very dangerous, because many bee sting can be really painful and bring you to the hospital. So it can’t break your bone, but is there chance of death? Probably…
35:26 remember the intro to this minigame has a desert tornado create the oasis, and the ending to it has another desert tornado destroy it *with the players still inside*. id put this in guaranteed death. ofc there's some precautions u can take (such as not having tornadoes) but still
Do not let your grandma try these minigames in real life
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The cannonball mini game is definitely Chance of Death. If you manage to get broken bones, and that's it, that's Best Case Scenario. These are *cannonballs* we are talking about. One does not simply take a cannonball and expect to survive.
*bonk*
*BOOM*
rip every1 on de island
Is it Bombs Away?
Thats what i thought.
I eat cannonballs for breakfast
@@19videogame i think those are balls of pepper
"Puts Winner or dinner into broken bones forgetting that directly after the minigame you and the entire arena get sucked into a dust storm."
I actually completely forgot about the tornado, that's a good point!
So winer or diner is 99.9999999999999% death from the tornado 🌪️
@Ethan Odunaike probably guaranteed death
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@Ethan Odunaike probably chance of death.
I feel like this tier list could use a few more categories:
Generally safe: you might get a few bumps and scrapes but nothing too serious.
Moderate injury: while not as bad as a broken femur, you might want to see a doctor for some of these.
Death likely: this minigame is probably going to kill one or more of the participants.
death likely is basically chance of death
minor injury, chance of death.
Could be like the 1 to 10 ratings that MandJTV gave to each gym in one of his videos.
@@supermyl it isn’t the same thing did you read it
@@ThePikminCaptain CHANCE
37:05
For this minigame, if you time out, the arrow is instantly shot. When the arrow hits the wall, it recoils and hits your balloon, causing you to fall. How far do you fall? I have no idea, but I think that there is a chance that it could be worse than a minor injury depending on how far the fall is.
Agreed. Chance of Death
@@technospyform1578 But only if is like 20 meters
if there was like, a trampoline at the ground it would be in minor injury instead
It’s probably not that bad
Maybe broken bones cuz there might be something to catch you
I feel like ‘grandma does this’ is a tad to extreme for some cases especially since it was the soul decider for some mini games. I think it either should of been renamed, or had a tier above it
I believe this list should be structured more like how MandJTV ranked the dangerousness of each Pokémon gym.
It can also be dependent on the grandma in question.
@@mlpfanboy1701 I mean if we are talking about the gym teachers grandma then some more of these games would be in grandma does this
Ditto. Is "Totally Safe" really too much to ask for? Why do people have to treat not wanting to get maimed as a bad thing?
I agree,sometimes things can give you a bruise or scape are still pretty safe so I think this tier would help
29:37 even if you CAN breathe in space, that still doesn't solve the issue of movement, which isn't very easy in space. you could end up being lost in the depths of space and crash to a hostile planet or the sun.
The loose literally flies off into space, so their dead
well you would almost instantly die because if you are in space without a suit you'd die because of asphyxiation or freezing after about 15 seconds.
@@fritzneuer4347 true. But even if both are covered, that STILL doesn't cover the fact that you're in zero-G. And can get lost in space AND crash into a hostile world or the sun, if age and malnutrition don't catch you first.
@@kennydarmawan13 true. But anyways how did you answer so quick lol your comment is 2 months old
@@fritzneuer4347 heh... Well, I'm an attentive one.
35:54 It’s hard to notice but if you look outside of the ice rink, you can see how far down the trees are. So I think this one would at least be chance of death.
Wow I never noticed that. I thought we were on ground level lol.
ZXMany: If you get eaten by a large piranha plant, I don’t think there’s any way getting out of that one. *puts Tug-o-War in guaranteed death*
Also ZXMany: Does getting eaten by the cheep cheep kill you? *puts Cheep Cheep Chase in broken bones*
Piranha plants have teeth, cheepcheep do not
@@dhi_holo
Yes, but the victim is still eaten
Yup
@@dhi_holo have you seen what happens to food getting eaten? i feel like no matter what you don't want to go through that
@@dhi_holo Many fish have teeth that aren't normally visible, so Cheep Cheep might be that type of thing and they just didn't model the teeth. Also, baleen whales don't have teeth, but the sheer force of the bite would still crush your body to mush.
I think you should’ve put a category between Minor Injury and Grandma Does this, called “mostly safe” or something like that, to be more specific. Also, I don’t think splitting up the Chance of death category would’ve been a bad idea either. Maybe it could be, low chance, medium chance, high chance of death, etc.
or something like major injury where you probably won't die but you'll get either burns or a concussion or something like that
I think there should be a one of safe, because things like running around does not cause injuries but most grandma’s would not do this
i think the category between minor injury and grandma does this should be called chance of minor injury
I'd say the skewer minigame is guaranteed death if you get hit, because even if the skewer doesn't hit you very hard, it's squishing you against the wall, which WILL kill you.
Perhaps you should modify the list to be a fail or success risk instead?
The amount of force it would take to move a big heavy metal object like that would be intense. Skewer would kill you for sure.
Me too
Speaking of which, getting impaled at high velocity is probably the less bad way to go. I don't think that I'd want to get crushed to an early grave.
35:28 I think this one is guaranteed death because of the tornado that comes at the end of the minigame XD
i think paint misbehaving should go in grandma does this, the paint being shot doesnt harm the goombas in anyway, and when it hits another player it only hits their cart.
That’s true, I would assume a grandma is more durable than a Gomba, and the Gomba had no issues being shot. The impact of the shot doesn’t even have enough force to move the Gomba, they jjust tank it
But at the end, the winning pair shoots at the losing pair. I’m not sure if they manage to avoid the paint though
@@scunnygal then they just need to not lose
@@kraxkarkax think it’s looking at both sides
@@scunnygal yeah but it’s just paint
19:26 : " we don't know how heavy these cubes are." The cubes : made of metal
Most mini-games with lava would be guaranteed death from sheer heat. Riding mine carts over lava (in my opinion) counts in that category.
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While a grandma *could* go ice skating depending on her level of athleticism, I think racing around ice at high speeds with unstable footing is more likely to result in minor injury than you would think.
Also, the mini games where you go up might lead to oxygen deprivation. You definitely won’t survive in space with no equipment.
Nice! 😀
I especially loved the "not medical advice" note that you put at somewhere around the start of the video. I found this hilarious. 😂
“Minor injury”
Yes, riding go karts and falling from above the clouds is minor injury
@Ethan Odunaike high enough where you’ll break at least 207 bones
@Ethan Odunaike those are the same kinda clouds in air worlds for Mario games, if that's any indication then very high
That would be a least change of death
*Mushroom Mix-Up appears*
ZXMany: Minor injury
Also Mushroom Mix- Up: *Head stomping*
I’m not sure Look Away is safe, judging by the way the trio characters look at someone on their team when one of them loses.
In the original version, the characters became sad for their friend.
*The minigame is darker now no doubt*
MP2: Aw were so sorry you lost Luigi
MPS: Bruh you lookin real sus
I gotta admit, I'm not a big fan of that change.
Not only does it make the characters look like unsympathetic jerks in general, but it also kinda feels OOC for some of the characters: sure, it makes sense when someone like Wario or Waluigi is glaring at you for messing up a round, but it's a little off-putting when it's someone as nice and friendly as Mario, Peach and especially Luigi (though then again, the latter had his infamous Death Stare in MK8, so what do I know...)
The shy guy says can have a chance of death
You can get sea sick, can fall in the water, sharks can eat you, you can drown. It’s really dangerous
Also, if there is no food, starvation
Also dehydration
@@angelofsupports4422 well you could drink the sea water even though it’s not clean at all and you could probably find land in 3 days
Almost agree
Shark attacks on humans are extremely rare
[10:50] Bill Blasters is obviously more dangerous since you can see the players spinning. If you were to try this in real life, you'd be really dizzy after a few seconds.
1. 6:31 The worst case scenario might be you just get stung by bees, but if the bees are aggressive/killer bees, that could be chance of death, so weirdly it could be in minor injury or chance of death at the same time, but not broken bones.
2. 8:11 and 23:17 In most 2d Mario games (and Super Mario 64), you die if you get eaten by a cheep cheep (or fishes in general), but i don't remember seeing that many cases of you dying if you get eaten by a giant piranha plant, so Cheep Cheep Chase should be in a higher or same category as Tug O' War, i think. Plus, bombs in Cheep Cheep Chase.
3. 11:10 Plus, in Bill Blasters, you can see that the tower is so high that we can only see the blue sky in the background, so I think it could be a guaranteed death, falling from such height. Similiar case in Ice-Rink-Risk.
4. 20:06 In Pogo a go-go, you can see in the background there are some skyscrapers, so it's definitely higher than a skyscraper. So... it's a pretty big fall if the team side falls.
5. I do think that any minigame that has some kind of resemblance to a olympic sport (such as volleyball, hockey, baseball, football, etc.) can't be in the Grandma does this category.
for pogo a go-go, the drones will carry you before you fall to your death.
Are some bees venomous?
@@zacharymogel9500 any bee that can sting you is venomous, and you could have an adverse reaction up to and including anaphylactic shock from the venom.
@@solaris9426 And certain bees are more aggressive than others. African Killer Bees you know. Killed a lot of people.
@@didneyworld265 yeah but what about irl
If you are eating a huge quantity of food, you're more likely to throw up then have your stomach explode, so putting Eatsa Pizza as high as you did is kind of a stretch.
30:06 also, I would put this mini game at chance of death for one reason: no guard rails. If there were guard rails, then I could understand this being at Grandma does it, but the pathways are so narrow that there is a very good chance she could fall off. The real factor is what's at the bottom. It could be a hard floor or a pit of foam blocks. Who knows? The point is that there is a risk of falling.
Yep
It’s also likely for someone to choke at Eatsa Pizza because the game demands the players to eat half of a giant pizza as fast as possible while crawling on the platter
Finally another tier list video!
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Getting stranded in the middle of the ocean:
Eh, minor injury.
Eat big pizza:
*CHANCE of DEATH
Getting hit by a coconut: *CHANCE OF DEATH*
I Respectfully disagree
@@colenaylor199 I was quoting the video. What do you disagree with? Me or video?
@@binjimonanimationsthe vid I think
@@PixilateDev 150 people die each year from getting hit in the head with a coconut
16:40. Just Dance 2022 looks so good here.
It’s 2022
@@meganboucher3033 what
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I feel like the skewer mini game should go in "guaranteed death" because the skewers are the same if not bigger than you and they go really fast. Oh yeah there also full of spikes and are probably really heavy
So for the pizza one, I probably would have put that into Minor Injury or Broken Bones because not only is it a team challenge, but as someone who has actually attempted a food challenge or two before, I will say that with proper precautions taken you can recover pretty quickly from eating a lot of food.
Tiers I Disagree With
Tread Carefully: The cannon heads can be moved up and down which can cause potential head-shots. Belongs in Chance of Death.
Mecha Marathon: Turning a big key like as fast as possible that using both arms would tire grandma's arms out and might even cause her to pull a muscle. Could do that to a person in their prime to. Belongs in Minor Injury.
Slot Car Derby: If you knock an opponent off a track up in the skies high above the clouds and he falls down to earth with a big go-kart.....SPLAT!!! Belongs in Chance of Death
Honeycomb Havoc: Enough bee stings can kill you. Belongs in Chance of Death
Bounce 'n Trounce: Falling from that height with a big airbag to potentially cushion your blow, but has to hit just right. Belongs in Chance of Death.
Cheep-Cheep Chase: You get swallowed hole by a creature, you get a stomach acid bath. Dead. Belongs in Chance of Death.
Rockin' Raceway: Rocking at that kind of intensity with a chance of being forcefully spun could cause grandma to get whiplash or if she's really old and frail could even break her poor spine. As for a normal person, it could pull a muscle of cause slight dizziness if you're spun. Also those horses are wood and might cause splinters if you're wearing shorts or a skirt. Belongs in Minor Injury.
Trace Race: If a man suddenly stops with something like that between his legs...ugh! Belongs in Minor Injury.
Booksquirm: As the pages pile up they get heavier and heavier crushing the players with more and more weight. Belongs in Chance of Death.
Paths of Peril: It depends on how hard the ground is below, if you land on something, and/or if you bump into the cliff face as you fall. Also depends on what part of your body hits the ground first. Belongs in Chance of Death.
Later Skater: You fall backfirst on ice, you could break your pelvis or even your head. A big enough blow to the head could even kill you. Granted there's usually paramedics near ice rinks, but the chance of death from a blow to the head is still there. Belongs in Chance of Death.
Monty's Revenge: You can get hit with those hammers more than once. Belongs in Chance of Death.
Pokey Pummel: To swing a hammer that heavy as fast as one can would definitely harm most grandmothers' aging bodies and would probably exhaust a normal man's and pull a muscle. Belongs in Minor Injury.
Flash Forward: Those guys are punching and jumping on each other, man. Belongs in Broken Bones.
Spotlight Swim: Grandma probably doesn't have the lung capacity to dive down for that long to swim and escape. Also opening your eyes underwater without goggles irritates them. Belongs in Minor Injury.
Balloon Burst: An explosion from a balloon of that size could break your eardrums unless you're wearing earplugs, and could possibly cause grandma to have a heart attack. Believe it or not, it belongs in Chance of Death for people with bad hearts.
Money Belts: When you fall of the conveyor belt, you land on a bunch of cookies and candies. Not really a whole lot to worry about. Belongs in Minor Injury.
Ice Hockey: Hockey is pretty much neck-and-neck with football in terms of danger. Belongs in Broken Bones.
Also Hot Rope Jump is great with endless mode its a ton of fun to see how many you can do before you get burned. I've gotten to about 70 so far its so wonderful to do.
Wow, thank you for making this tier list! Now I know what mini games to keep my grandma away from!
I’d argue that any mini game that’s above lava is insta death. Considering people need special suits just to get close to lava without any injury/harm coming to them.
And any mini game that’s on top of a mountain/ high platform with a chance of falling/being pushed over the edge should be chance of death.
Even if you can survive falling without a parachute from thousands of feet most of those falls are being slowed by many tree limbs and possibly snow. It’s not the hight that kills it’s the sudden stop that kills.
Pincer:I think "slot car derby" should be on "chance of death" because ZXmany clearly forgot that the stage takes place on the sky
Como:and i think "honeycomb havoc" should be on "guaranteed death" considering how dangerious bees are on real life and because ZXmany doesn't believe in allergic reactions to bee stungs, which can obviously kill people if they get stung by an entire hive of them
Bookworm: he also ignores the fact that the paper of "booksquim" is though, so it's pretty much squeezing the characters, and that means "guaranteed death"
Honeycomb havoc is chance of death at worst,and that's only for if you have allergies to bee stings
You should've had one more tier that's in between Grandma, and Minor Injury. I would call this tier, *Chance Of Injury.* I describe this tier as; It's safe overall, where you can survive the whole mini-game without any injuries, unless you're unlucky.
I would put Honeycomb Havoc in Chance of Death purely because there are millions of people who have no idea they have bee allergies, and going into anaphylaxis is life-threatening.
The “electric stuff” are called amps
0:11 "or a minor injury"
*shows Luigi being smashes by a giant rock*
5:42 I think ZXMany forgot the race track is above the clouds which means this minigame deserves a guaranteed death.
Someone should point him toward Matpats' theory about how dangerous the bob-ombs are because any minigame with bob-ombs is guaranteed death, no questions asked.
Nice tier list. I only thought of these Mini games being fun, not dangerous.
34:37 As someone that grew up in Finland where hockey is basically the national sport, I'd say hockey belongs in broken bones. Mostly because the characters don't seem to be wearing the required safety equipment such as helmets or shin guards. The puck moves in crazy speeds and is surprisingly hard, and there are lots of hockey players that have for example lost teeth for getting hit by the puck during a game. (A lot of professionals might use mouth guards for this reason!) Without proper equipment I'd say hockey might even go to chance of death because of possible brain trauma.
I think Shy Guy Says is more dangerous than appears. I mean are we sure you would get rescued after getting cut loose and sailing away lol
I’m pretty sure just being close to molten lava is a safety hazard. Handcar Havoc, Burnstile, and (these ones are possibly) Bumper Balls and Dungeon Dash are even more dangerous than they seem.
Not sure it applies to fire, though fire would create smoke and possible effects from the heat. So maybe Hot Rope Jump and Dark ‘n Crispy are more dangerous.
Never seen a list like this one before. Thank you for the daily uploads. Keep up the good work. :)
Nintendo: "let's make kid-friendly games.'
Also Nintendo: *makes games that look like something you shouldn't do at home*
Hey ZXMany im a new subscriber and your so nice generous and funny and also competitive love your videos btw❤💖
Would be interesting to rank the minigames in the other Mario Party games by these standards.
Thanks now I know what games are safe for grandma to play!
15:19 they are called urchins in the games 16:05 that’s Petey Piranha 29:12 they are called amps.
Yes yes yes
The lava minigames should be in guaranteed death. The players would be burned alive
I argue for chance of death for Honeycomb Havoc. That’s a LOT of bees at once, so even if you’re not allergic you could go into shock from this much at once. And if you ARE allergic? Yeah that hive will kill you.
I also think “concussion” could be its own category.
13:33 Well they want to get revenge on the humans, so of course the moles are going to whack them that hard..
This guy has absolutely no idea about realistic danger 😂
Like dodging canonballs or falling into the clouds is "minor injuries"?!? 😂😂😂
Actually, bee stings might fall under chance of death if someone is allergic to them...
37:25 Aim the Hammer (can't remember what it's called) this one would go higher since hitting it to hard has the missle fly out and hit you in the head
I don't know if it has the same name in Superstars, but in Mario Party 2, it's called Hammer Slammer.
15:08 How I see it tho is that everyone is punching their friends hella hard!! So Im putting this in Broken Bones or it could be minor injury!
Everyone: Don't worry,Mario Party Parental Edition doesn't exist,it can't hurt you
Mario Party Parental Edition:
14:01
WHAT THE? A FLIGHT ATEDANT SURVIVED A FALL FROM 1000000 YARDS?
At the start of Dizzy Dance, the caracther spun at high velocity just to get launched, if you don't get at least a broken bone you are super lucky, I think it should be on broken bones or even chance of death
Also in the kart minigame, it seems that it takes place on the sky, so if you get knocked out, you can only wait to fall to your abbys
Both great points, I hadn't thought of those! Great catch!
@@ZXMany That’s an easy concussion at the start of Dizzy Dancing, worse case scenario somebody hits their head too hard and dies.
@@ZXMany Well, because Dizzy Dancing is dangerous, the characters are dizzy and disoriented, so as a start off, it would be at least broken bones but during the game, you can ground pound each other so, yeah, I would also put it into chance of death. I don’t see how it could be guaranteed death though
If we take the old ver. of the last minigame in this vid into account,then it would be in chance of death,because the name is literally "swinging with sharks"
6:41 ah yes, falling into the abyss and never being heard from again is just “broken bones”.
The two grandma item minigame should be higher, u fall into mystery land and the other, if u over do the hammer one the rocket bonks ur skull!!
6:41 ‘alright this one when we are bouncing on top of the balls’ 😂💀🤣
Vine With Me is probably minor injury because you can see mario jumping back to the vines after falling meaning he landed safely on the ground that isn't too low because of how quickly after falling he gets back to the vines
Yeah thats what he did
@@codrindobrea1390 i know
Or there could just be a net/trampoline under the leaves the players can use to get back to the vines, or the leaves themselves could just be natural trampolines
@@dustymcwari4468 I doubt it though, but then again, this is a universe where plants have bones, so anything goes I guess
@@wohao_gaster7434 yeah, this is Mario’s world, and bouncy mushrooms exist too, so bouncy plants don’t sound weird to exist there at all
The fact that you DON'T know what happens to your character if you lose Shy Guy Says makes it all the scarier. There's no Blooper carrying you to safety in this one. And in Mario Party 2 it's even worse, since you're floating in the sky and you get shot down if you do it wrong, which is very much certain death if you ask me.
I remember you doing Paper Mario Origami King horribly translated! Hope it comes back ^^
15:23 Ah yes, my favorite Mario characters. Peach, Yoshi, Luigi, and Link.
Who’s Mario? I only know Link.
why would you watch this video if you dont no hwo mario is
@@deioearnshaw1607 it’s a joke…
@@deioearnshaw1607Why would you comment on this video if you’re too young to have a TH-cam account?
Broken Bones: Do whatever tricks you want won't work, you can't defeat me!
Minor Injury: So I know... *Sigh* but he can!.. *points to hidden monster will go out from lava to floor*
Grandma Does this: 37:49
@@WololoWololo2 idk
14:06 What the wha- uhh?? A FLIGHT ATTENDANT SURVIVED A 10 KILOMETER FALL??!!
I have always wondered to myself like “imagine if these games were real.. they would’ve already been dead.”
Dizzy Dancing should definitely go under "Broken Bones" because especially if you're dizzy, if you try to go off of the moving record, you could break your ankle if you step off incorrectly
There's also the reason you get dizzy in the first place: _getting flung off of said record while it's spinning._ Safer than the older versions which have you getting thrown clean into the nearest wall, but you're still getting thrown off that bitch.
Mario characters got burnt, fall from hight places, explode and crushed and still alive so yeah they are too powerful
And don't forget that the cars in slot car derpy can reach 200+ mph
Dude, grandma is so lucky to play so many games on facebook
Keep up the good work ZXMANY
Moderately Warm Take: I think Shy Guy Says is Guaranteed Death. I don't think that boat is within 100 miles of any land mass, which means you never see civilization again if the Shy Guy cuts you off from it. Guaranteed death by starvation, thirst, or if you're lucky, a storm at sea.
The average score of the minigames is around 2.5, so skilled people wanting to challenge the minigame plaza will likely need insurance, if not a prepaid hospital visit.
The dizzy spin game I would put into Broken bones because everyone is dizzy, and it is surprising easy to seriously injure yourself while dizzy. Fighting someone while dizzy also has a chance to hit harder than you want. The cannon ball one definitely is death because a cannonball is guaranteed to obliterate you if it hits dead-on
Technically every mini game is chance of death. Technically EVERYTHING has a chance of death.
They mean reasonably high chance of death
I love the way he says “better to be safe than sorry” as if people would actually try to play these games irl lol
For the Bowser Balloon popping minigame, I wouldn't think Grandma would want to play this in game because they are standing right next to giant balloons and would probably get minor injury to the ears from one of the teams popping the balloon
Ok me out you put the go cart one in minor injury reminder THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SKY ☁️🏎️ WHEN THEY GET KNOCKED OF THEY COULD DIE 😵 but if there was parachutes provided then I would definitely keep it in minor injury 😅
I have watched a few videos about this but this is from you!
Unexpected. Great.
I would have put between Grandma Does This and Minor Injury: Friend Activity.
Like something that you could just do for the lols, and shake it off after a while.
I love your content keep up the good work
Thank you so much!
Honeycomb Havoc should actually be chance of death, because there's always a chance you'll be deathly allergic to even the mildest bee venom.
Worth pointing out that while Honeycomb Havoc would be under 'minor injuries' in normal circumstances, if you happen you be allergic to bee stings, it *might* qualify for 'chance of death' level....
i feel like you definitely should make this video a second time while doing a collab with dr. mike
Honestly a lot of these could be dropped down a tier or two if they had proper safety equipment and or just don’t take place in high areas or over lava.
34:17 Hockey in real life is really dangerous. Play against Sidney Crosby in a game. One of his high sticks hit someone’s hand and part of their finger came off. A goalie almost died from a cut in the jugular vein from a skate. Without proper protection, you will get injured.
I feel the bees one don’t fit in any of the category. It’s very dangerous, because many bee sting can be really painful and bring you to the hospital.
So it can’t break your bone, but is there chance of death? Probably…
I don't agree with the spiny on ice one, they're pretty high up so it's easily broken bones
“Theres so many broken bones and below”
*”theres a chance of chance of death”*
35:26 remember the intro to this minigame has a desert tornado create the oasis, and the ending to it has another desert tornado destroy it *with the players still inside*. id put this in guaranteed death. ofc there's some precautions u can take (such as not having tornadoes) but still
I’d put shy guy says in chance of death you’re stranded at sea in a barrel however it’s not guaranteed cause you could be found and rescued.
Me too
So many of these categorizations are wrong lmao. “You get knocked off of a racing track high enough to reach the clouds? Minor injury”
Also this entire video had some statistics I never expected to see.
But you fall through the pipe when you’re caught moving! Broken bones definitely.