dead sober on my wedding nights, staring into my wifes eyes for hours as our parents watch us and smile, and after that i think you know what will happen :)
12:06 "not staring in awe at his beautiful new wife, wanting to soak in every glimmer of her eyes" the same glimmer, i presume Crowder believes he gets when _he_ wears a dress.
I wonder if there is an "Actually Gay Jared" that works for Crowder? He's weird enough for me to question it and dumb enough to need a disambiguation between two Jareds.
Conservative comedy goes like this: looking smug while trying to humiliate and degrade your rivals or people you view as lesser humans. It’s not so much jokes but little things your audience can hoot and beat their chests to that stimulate those libidinal urges that center around humiliation and domination.
"I stayed a virgin till I was 9000 and only had sex after me and my wife sacrificed a bull to the moon god respect our sacrifice!!" I roared with fiery abandon. "Sir this is an olive garden, I'm going to have to ask you to leave" my waiter replied
So Steven Crowder bills himself as this Dennis Leary or George Carlin style raunchy comic... Who doesn't believe in doing drugs, cursing all that much, or having sex outside of marriage...
I've known plenty of people who decided to save sex for marriage, but it was a very personal decision, based upon their deeply held faith beliefs, that they didn't brag about or use to try to shame people who made other choices. This guy, though... I don't particularly care about the sex lives of other people, and I think Crowder doesn't see how gross this whole thing is. Nobody cares! Do it or don't do it, but we don't have to know about it! Too bad he voiced "Brain" on Arthur, because my child and I enjoyed that character. We bought the Arthur music CD when my child was two or three, and Brain sings an adorable song that goes, "Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!" D.W.'s name was a nickname for her full name, Dora Wilhelmina. Yeah, I'm old, my youngest kid was squarely within the Arthur demographic back in the nineties, and I probably know way too much Arthur ephemera. But, it was a program that I could enjoy right along with him. Incidentally, if you ever get your hands on a copy of the Arthur CD, the song "Crazy Bus" is outstanding, and quite the earworm, so, a little caveat there. "Flat tire's not a problem, cause it's only flat on the bottom!" Some things stay with you for life.
It's so weird cuz Crowder comes so close to taking shots at toxic masculinity in that article, but then hes also probably lying and if not absolutely did not mean it that way
I love that Crowder has such little human interaction he makes up imaginary stories to back himself up. It shows he actually has no backbone in any understanding he attempts to hold up. Oh, did I just make a judgement?? Woaw
The dumbest fake story he made up is where he lies about bernie sanders to a black dude in his gym while doing some yikesy blackvoice. Vaush did an amazing react to it if you dont want to give Crowder views.
In animation, if they keep the character but change the voice actor, it's usually because the VO wasn't particularly good, a notable exception being Joseph Gribbe, originally voiced by Brittany Murphy then, after Joseph went through puberty, Breckin Meyer.
@@judgeholden849 I honestly haven't heard of it. Its not impossible that they have not either. Its no "change my mind" template levels of popularity, thats for sure.
I knew Steven crowder was an edgelord but I didn’t realize what kind of edging he was into
dead sober on my wedding nights, staring into my wifes eyes for hours as our parents watch us and smile, and after that i think you know what will happen :)
Butt stuff.
"I couldn't care less when people poke fun at me, which is why I wrote this column to complain how people poke fun at me."
He must have not cared too much or he would have just had sex.
If crowders the conservative version of a comedian I totally get why their mad all the time
Matt repeating “Borat!” is funnier than anything Crowder has ever done.
the DW riff is the funniest thing adam has ever said
Listening to this again knowing what we know now hits different.
this is hilarious now that Crowder's wife is divorcing him
I came here years later for the divorce. Womp, womp.
My first thought when I heard.
12:06 "not staring in awe at his beautiful new wife, wanting to soak in every glimmer of her eyes"
the same glimmer, i presume Crowder believes he gets when _he_ wears a dress.
cool adam
aka chaddam
Ironically, he's divorcing now 😂
First video I went to!
She coulda saved herself from years of whack pipe by testing out the goods first
She discovered women can have orgasms too.
Crowder is to comedy as eyeball cancer is to vision.
Volcel Crowder vs Chad Friedland
Cool Chadam
YAAAAS Gay icon Scrowder we must Stan a queen
Came to celebrate with the rest of the comments celebrating his divorce
Free at last, free at last
I wonder if there is an "Actually Gay Jared" that works for Crowder?
He's weird enough for me to question it and dumb enough to need a disambiguation between two Jareds.
Actually Gay Jared is Not Gay Jared.
Conservative comedy goes like this: looking smug while trying to humiliate and degrade your rivals or people you view as lesser humans. It’s not so much jokes but little things your audience can hoot and beat their chests to that stimulate those libidinal urges that center around humiliation and domination.
To a asexual eunuch it probably seems like that.Conservative and ones critical to Woke bs Leftist podcasts are dominating the landscape.
"I stayed a virgin till I was 9000 and only had sex after me and my wife sacrificed a bull to the moon god respect our sacrifice!!" I roared with fiery abandon.
"Sir this is an olive garden, I'm going to have to ask you to leave" my waiter replied
Such bigots. What else can you expect from the french. I'm boycotting bread sticks.
So Steven Crowder bills himself as this Dennis Leary or George Carlin style raunchy comic... Who doesn't believe in doing drugs, cursing all that much, or having sex outside of marriage...
Drugs, cursing, and sex: NOT OKAY.
Casual racism, homophobia, transphobia: 🤷♂️
It's weird how conservatives don't seem to realize Carlin was shitting on them. The ability to compartmentalize is kind of astounding.
What Carlin was filthy and brilliant and Leary is a hack they're nothing alike
Crowder voiced the brain, the last time he portrayed intelligence
He doesn't do Bugs Bunny in drag because Bugs is hot in drag.
Like, have you SEEN his barista disguise?
Truuuuuuu
I've known plenty of people who decided to save sex for marriage, but it was a very personal decision, based upon their deeply held faith beliefs, that they didn't brag about or use to try to shame people who made other choices. This guy, though... I don't particularly care about the sex lives of other people, and I think Crowder doesn't see how gross this whole thing is. Nobody cares! Do it or don't do it, but we don't have to know about it!
Too bad he voiced "Brain" on Arthur, because my child and I enjoyed that character. We bought the Arthur music CD when my child was two or three, and Brain sings an adorable song that goes, "Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!"
D.W.'s name was a nickname for her full name, Dora Wilhelmina. Yeah, I'm old, my youngest kid was squarely within the Arthur demographic back in the nineties, and I probably know way too much Arthur ephemera. But, it was a program that I could enjoy right along with him.
Incidentally, if you ever get your hands on a copy of the Arthur CD, the song "Crazy Bus" is outstanding, and quite the earworm, so, a little caveat there. "Flat tire's not a problem, cause it's only flat on the bottom!" Some things stay with you for life.
You got just top tier vibes!
lol. lmao.
Oh boy I do love to get busy with my beautiful wife yes sirree
You look like you have girls that are just "friends"
25 years wasted
How can he compare abstaining from sex until after he got married to not doing that when you can only experience one of those things
It's so weird cuz Crowder comes so close to taking shots at toxic masculinity in that article, but then hes also probably lying and if not absolutely did not mean it that way
Who told her that women can have orgasms too?
I love that Crowder has such little human interaction he makes up imaginary stories to back himself up. It shows he actually has no backbone in any understanding he attempts to hold up. Oh, did I just make a judgement?? Woaw
The dumbest fake story he made up is where he lies about bernie sanders to a black dude in his gym while doing some yikesy blackvoice.
Vaush did an amazing react to it if you dont want to give Crowder views.
In animation, if they keep the character but change the voice actor, it's usually because the VO wasn't particularly good, a notable exception being Joseph Gribbe, originally voiced by Brittany Murphy then, after Joseph went through puberty, Breckin Meyer.
Didn't the Brain celebrate Kwanza?
Man I wish Crowder was still like this
It disappoints me that Will said Arthur-hole and missed the phrase A-hole. 😏 I wouldn't have missed the A-hole.
Oh hey I know that nasaly voice. Adam, I hope ur new project is with these guys, they respect you and could honestly use ur help
But they aren't even gay
@@justcommenting4981 ahhh don't sink that ship just yet
Nerd
Huh, no title.
Hetero
Guys like Crowder will never get the "surprise, surprise" 9 months news from girl friend. Sound like a great idea to me.
Stevens wife left him and he’s so deep in the closet he’s running into that goat guy from the chronicles of narnia
This is fash-owning Menaker at his very very best. Wish he would stay in this lane...❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Did these guys never come across the "crowder? now that guy takes it too far..." meme? they're practically doing it unironically here
No one has ever come across that. What are you talking about.
@@R0B1NG5 ya man apparently an elite hacker started it...his code name is 4chan...real top secret stuff "no one" knows about
@@judgeholden849
I honestly haven't heard of it. Its not impossible that they have not either. Its no "change my mind" template levels of popularity, thats for sure.
Crowder always takes it too far. Hes like another richard Pryor
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@@judgeholden849 never seen this either. This is a sign you're too online and need to log off.
Lol all of the crowder haters here. He's hot and masculine and traditional?!? . Sorry simps!
Hot? He looks like Dennis Miller after getting hit in the head with a shovel.
hes getting divorced and hes obviously a closeted gay
And now divorced
Looks like all his traditional masculinity didn't stop his wife from leaving him. Sad trombone!
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