Simmen here :) Thx for casting the game. The guy was so salty that he private messaged me after, complaining how he lost because of the map.. not the fact that he was supply blocked half the game! He DID que again right after the game, and by chance met a guy i know. Started BMing him right out the gate. Of course, lost that game as well!
Mashed his mouth into his own butt really. On top of that, Micro confirmed "micro" with a permanent L forehead tattoo when he retorted _get over it_ near the end of that red flag road. That projection was salt so dense you could build skyscrapers on top.
@@PiGstarcraft I'm getting kinda salty from you trashtalking about the grid. Gris is love, grid is life! (for players that like all 3 races, but only play casually)
@@Floxxoror that's competition for you... no matter what activity, competition breeds riffraff. There were once higher demands on social order, but with the proliferation of computer access to the riffraff, the sheer numbers resulting from their self-indulgent overbreeding made those who understand the importance of dignity, honour, and decency, an infinitessimal minority.
Does it even count as cheese if the opponent goes for 4 gas, 2 base, 4 pylon before a single gateway? Anything is early game if you just don't build a gateway xD
I think what's most amazing, is the fact that vsper is playing at such a low level but clearly watches your videos enough to even submit them to you. I'm awful at the game avg. apm about 60-70 but got diamond just from play protoss (easiest race) and having game knowledge from videos like this on TH-cam.
What do you mean "who uses grid"? grid is amazing, that's the only reason I've been vaguely able to play the game when I was actively playing it. Remembering tons of random hotkeys is super hard while grid is very consistent and if you forget you can always check easily by looking at the placement of whatever you're trying to do. I don't know if it's optimal for high level players but I'm pretty sure it's an amazing option to learn the game better and it make it more accessible than other RTS I've played like age of empire that didn't have that option. The fact that it consistent across all buildings and races is just the best.
Came looking for this comment, I always used Grid too , I expect different peoples brains work differently, mine found memorising which square a structure inhabited easier than remember all the letters across 3 races too.
Your videos are great Pig; you're always entertaining. Thanks for producing some fun/engaging content! Always enjoy sitting down to a meal and watching your vids. :]
14:55 sgt snuffy's mind set is 1) i will never get supply blocked 2) im at a low lvl no one is gonna attack me 3) My pylons r gonna make it so its gonna be so easy to place buildings later cuz they r nicely spread out.
🎶🎵🎶 I watch the Salt Mines, because there′s no place I can go Salt Mines! It's the only mines I knowohow. Salt Mines, and there′s a thousand parts to flame Salt Mines, until you rage your life away! 🎶🎵🎶
I use grid, is't great, because you don't have to think with it. Just glance at the production tab, and hit a key. And you start remembering them with time. Yes, low effort all the way :D
> Throw away scouting probe > Can't wall > Pay the price of your mistakes by dying to common early game cheese > Names itself after a legend regardless Talk about massive daddy issues.
The "inho" suffix usually does indeed mean little, but not in this case. Marinho is actually just straight up marine - not the military type, mind you, just anything pertaining/related to the sea (eg: sea lion = leão marinho).
I remember going from broodwar to sc2 and being so lost on why shit wasnt building when I'd use the hotkeys lol it took a lot of games to learn hotkeys for sc2
Yeah, my mind went there too, the 3 race thing plus the alt name. But I don't think Winter could play that badly if he tried, and he's been casting LGBT players for years, I can't imagine him whipping out homophobic slurs. Raw coincidence or someone trying to make him look bad?
Lol@sorta-12 pool. Thats one of the easiest cheeses to hold, at least when scouted, and its fairly easy to scout. I consider terran proxy rax and cannon rush much trickier, since its harder to scout proxy rax and harder to hold cannon rush even when scouted. (Don't jump on me for implying that you can't beat those strats, I'm just saying they're harder to hold than a 12 pool)
goddam that salt was delicious, and the micro jackson salt was the tastiest omg. you could bottle that salt up and charge 100's$ per bottle it was so rich 😂🤣🤣🤣
Simmen here :)
Thx for casting the game. The guy was so salty that he private messaged me after, complaining how he lost because of the map.. not the fact that he was supply blocked half the game!
He DID que again right after the game, and by chance met a guy i know. Started BMing him right out the gate.
Of course, lost that game as well!
typical protoss salt lmao
Hi Simmen! Hows stuff in Oslo? :D
lmaooo
question: if they start getting nasty and belligerent, can you report them and B net DOES something?
@@AC3handle why would you? Delicious tears.
Always catches you off guard when the salt starts a minute in
Salt off of worker scout is the most efficient build order in this case.
@@justfitz08 hahahahaha omg. underrated comment. Well done.
MicroJackson getting force fed the L by someone floating 1k minerals, you love to see it.
Mashed his mouth into his own butt really. On top of that, Micro confirmed "micro" with a permanent L forehead tattoo when he retorted _get over it_ near the end of that red flag road. That projection was salt so dense you could build skyscrapers on top.
or the D hehehehehe
His LagTV loss to Ravens from years back is legendary
"Q IS BUTTEN FOR PROBLER" is just a thing of beauty
I think that's the first time we've had the salty player try and coach the macro of the winner lol
@@PiGstarcraft I'm getting kinda salty from you trashtalking about the grid. Gris is love, grid is life! (for players that like all 3 races, but only play casually)
@@Floxxoror that's competition for you... no matter what activity, competition breeds riffraff. There were once higher demands on social order, but with the proliferation of computer access to the riffraff, the sheer numbers resulting from their self-indulgent overbreeding made those who understand the importance of dignity, honour, and decency, an infinitessimal minority.
I was in tears laughing at that part! 🤣🤣
@@InservioLetum smooth brain
"Q is butten for probler" is a Yahoo Answers-quality advice.
All this needs is a baked pretzel for all this cheese and salt
Damn, man. Now I want a nice, big, and chewy pretzel to munch on.
"It's your fault because of the map" :D So good!
the dolly lama thing is a refrence to george collins stand up comedy
Please all cheese MicroJackson and send the replays in that was brilliant.
PiG, not only coaching us in starcraft, but also coaching us on how to insult other people :D
We're all becoming better shit talkers from this show :D
ErazorZ and MicroJackson are like that every game no matter what happens in the game :) Played them multiple times.
Imagine being supply blocked for 1:30 in a 3 minute game and then complaining about imbalance.
holy shit MicroJackson seriously needs some help lmao
I love it when cheese brings out the salty sauce, just cuz the salt almost always helps the cheese come through victorious.
Does it even count as cheese if the opponent goes for 4 gas, 2 base, 4 pylon before a single gateway? Anything is early game if you just don't build a gateway xD
I think what's most amazing, is the fact that vsper is playing at such a low level but clearly watches your videos enough to even submit them to you. I'm awful at the game avg. apm about 60-70 but got diamond just from play protoss (easiest race) and having game knowledge from videos like this on TH-cam.
Would have been god-tier trolling if the first game zerg typed " your life for Aiur" lol
See now THAT is funny. This comment outranks the entire video.
These are so great. I think it's funnier when you read their typos in a completely genuine way XD THEN translate after. Please keep these coming XDXD
Pls always cheese micro jackson if you play him on ladder we need more
This show is the best thing to happen to SC2 in a long time. Please keep it going. Much love.
After a couple of videos he made reinstall sc2 after 6 years of inactivity lol
Cheese is any strategy that beats a person who gets angry about it.
+1
cheese is stuff like cannon rush, no?
@@ZerglingLoverit's a joke bro
@@seaassasin1855 yeah, i don’t know what i was thinking when i commented that. its blatantly a joke, im apparently just really dumb lol
24:37 "This void ray is going to hit like a brick shit house" I love Auzzy poetry.
The second game was ridiculous with the guy immediately bringing out the gamer words lmao
What do you mean "who uses grid"? grid is amazing, that's the only reason I've been vaguely able to play the game when I was actively playing it. Remembering tons of random hotkeys is super hard while grid is very consistent and if you forget you can always check easily by looking at the placement of whatever you're trying to do.
I don't know if it's optimal for high level players but I'm pretty sure it's an amazing option to learn the game better and it make it more accessible than other RTS I've played like age of empire that didn't have that option. The fact that it consistent across all buildings and races is just the best.
just joking grids great - use it in plenty of other games myself :)
@@PiGstarcraft Cool, I was super confused by why you were saying it's bad lol
Came looking for this comment, I always used Grid too , I expect different peoples brains work differently, mine found memorising which square a structure inhabited easier than remember all the letters across 3 races too.
it's hard to imagine what some of these people are like in real life
This gives me confidence to go play some ladder now I have played like 200 bot games trying to improve my opening and timing attack
That fact you can be handed a win from masters player just by spit-roasting their scout at 57 seconds.. scares me.
I really want to see two back to back submissions from two different people showcasing the same player. Would be so funny
Pig I need MOAR salt mines, I keep rewatching these lmao
What did the dolly lama do to him 😂😂😂
Dalai Lama? Is Dolly Lama some sc2 player?
most surprising finish on that salt ever, absolutely beautiful
@@PiGstarcraft i almost choked when i read it 😂😂😂
@@VIIx22 im guessing the guys just an idiot and fired shots all over the place. Didnt even know how to spell right
AngryMarinho tried to eco-cheese and just ignore the actual game.... and rages about cheese.
It makes me happy that people who are bad at StarCraft are still playing StarCraft. Perhaps I’ll pick it up again!
one of us one of us one of us
Haha I actually have been thinking that exact same thing while watching the Salt Mines.
OMG i am dying at the voiceover of the endless typos 😂
The moustache protoss on Erazor's portrait is actually Vorazun, which makes it even more weird
the saltiest terran of all is Putin
Typical russian misinformation. That portrait is called "Professor Zeratul" and was introduced long before Vorazun became part of the game.
This playlist got me back to watching sc2 games
PiG got me back into SC2 after not caring about for like 5-6 years
Idk man AngryMarino almost had that one he just needed a fourth command center and he was good imo. Close game gg
"What are you a LoL player" I feel personally attacked rn...
Some of these player make the Dead Sea look like a fresh water lake.
Your videos are great Pig; you're always entertaining. Thanks for producing some fun/engaging content! Always enjoy sitting down to a meal and watching your vids. :]
14:55 sgt snuffy's mind set is 1) i will never get supply blocked 2) im at a low lvl no one is gonna attack me 3) My pylons r gonna make it so its gonna be so easy to place buildings later cuz they r nicely spread out.
🎶🎵🎶
I watch the Salt Mines, because there′s no place I can go
Salt Mines! It's the only mines I knowohow.
Salt Mines, and there′s a thousand parts to flame
Salt Mines, until you rage your life away!
🎶🎵🎶
I use grid, is't great, because you don't have to think with it. Just glance at the production tab, and hit a key. And you start remembering them with time. Yes, low effort all the way :D
eyoo yeah i use it for other games alot - I'd guess 90% of players use it
honey stop feeding the kids new salt mines just dropped
> Throw away scouting probe
> Can't wall
> Pay the price of your mistakes by dying to common early game cheese
> Names itself after a legend regardless
Talk about massive daddy issues.
Ok, time to defend grid, i am very visual and having the top left unit being the top left key makes more sense to me than probe on E
Cheese is delicious, that's why rage made with cheese is so good
8:09 wtf the hatch is on fire LOL
Marinho is like little marine in portuguese. just thought i'd share
oooh thnx
The "inho" suffix usually does indeed mean little, but not in this case. Marinho is actually just straight up marine - not the military type, mind you, just anything pertaining/related to the sea (eg: sea lion = leão marinho).
I love this series so much.
Lol i've played MicroJackson, rage every game
I remember going from broodwar to sc2 and being so lost on why shit wasnt building when I'd use the hotkeys lol it took a lot of games to learn hotkeys for sc2
haha some of the top korean players who came from broodwar actually rebound their keys to the old ones
mmmm mmmmmm Permaphrost must have mixed some of Florencio's sewer water in his wine and it seems to have paired so perfectly with this zerg cheese 🤣
Saltcraft will make a man out of anyone who stays.
The Dolly Llama!! 🤣🤣
Snuffy's builder order broke my brain
I too struggle against early ling flood builds but jesus christ I have never seen a worse attempt at a defense ever.
There's a high chance that Simmen went with that aggressive ling because they got cannoned rushed a few games in a row. lol
grid is love, grid is life
Oh boy, The Dolly Llama looks pretty tasty.
Not much of a foodie myself, i just wonder about the visual... is the llama ON a dolly? pushing a dolly? fighting a dolly? xD
I like your educational moment
the dolly lama lmao
Probably a different guy named MicroJackson than the one Pig plays, the GM MicroJackson on NA is in clan
Ah yes my daily dose of serotonin is complete
snuffy forgot to say no rush 15 minutes
Wasn't microjackson on the cheese fails series a bunch?
Winter has a micro Jackson profile but this is clearly not him..
Yeah, my mind went there too, the 3 race thing plus the alt name. But I don't think Winter could play that badly if he tried, and he's been casting LGBT players for years, I can't imagine him whipping out homophobic slurs. Raw coincidence or someone trying to make him look bad?
Didn't Winter use a name like microjackson?
Every video is better than the previous one. Carefull though, stroke is near with so much salt 😄
Very very hilarious :D :D :D Thanks for the video !
These have all been great
I know MicroJackson is going to be the salty one, but damn do I like his name!
"What did you do this game?!?!?!"
Funny enough i had not to do much...
Imagine double pylon into doube nexus with 4 gas before GATEWAY XDD
I can't get enough of the salt mines 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BTW MicroJackson is the same name as Winter's account used to make guides?
Isn't Winter's alt. account MicroJackson? Or is this a different person?
Ye, I'm pretty sure Winter used an account with that name, or maybe it was MacroJackson
Dude who cant even spell Dalai Lama made me laugh sooo hard.
You can always guess who's going to rage based on who has the most cosmetics.
"worm", trolololol.
Dolly Lama xD
We've learned that q is butten for probler
I'm enlightened
I love me some quality salt for my pierogi
"c*m guzzling thunder c*$t"?! WOW...Is that the creative word use you mentioned in the previous game?! x'D
I've heard that before I think it's from a movie
Doesn’t Winter play MicroJackson?
q is indeed the button for probler
3:40 lol this is me when i play against BC
SaltCraft I like.
Isn't WinterStarcraft's alt account named MicroJackson? I think it is, but I can't imagine him acting this way in a game...
Yeah can we get some confirmation on this?
19:30 - really ripped a Blade Trinity quote? Lmao
Is the Dolly lama the Dalai lama and Dolly parton doing the dragon ball fusion thing?
Microjackson, was not ByuN.
DOLLY LAMA LOL
Great vids my friend
mo money mo problers
Lol@sorta-12 pool. Thats one of the easiest cheeses to hold, at least when scouted, and its fairly easy to scout. I consider terran proxy rax and cannon rush much trickier, since its harder to scout proxy rax and harder to hold cannon rush even when scouted. (Don't jump on me for implying that you can't beat those strats, I'm just saying they're harder to hold than a 12 pool)
Isn’t micro Jackson, winter?
It is the name of one of his alts yes, but that was def not Winter.
didnt winter have an account called micro jackson or something?
might be a different server
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That last guy is probably 5 years old with terrible parents.
Uhhh "R' word?? What is the R word?
goddam that salt was delicious, and the micro jackson salt was the tastiest omg. you could bottle that salt up and charge 100's$ per bottle it was so rich 😂🤣🤣🤣
pretty sure ive faced microjackson on the ladder before