I think this film is far more intelligent than you give it credit for. Perhaps the film is a metaphor for addiction. There are a lot of characters in the film addicted to certain substances such as the Police Officer addicted to the weed, Billy addicted to Coca Cola. Their addictions not only ware down every character mentally which is why nothing makes sense, but it also wares down their physical bodies which is why every character looks older than they really are. I am surprised you don't relate to these characters or understand the brilliance of the film since you are addicted to Mars Bars. Perhaps you are in denial.
i have seen this movie as a kid with my late grandma. i never could remember the title. and now i just stumbled upon your vidio. thanks for that! ill give it a rewatch to honour my granny!
The cop that causes the crash isn't even the one that's stoned, lol. Also, the look of horror on the bearded cop's face might be the best bit of acting in the whole movie.
I'm sorry but I cannot control my laughter when Alex narrates the naked commander turtle, fucking awesome. Love your channel... Also the "wrestling to the floor" which I was trying to sleep but kept rewinding it and laughing my ass off. Love your commentary and reviews, thanks for helping my depression .
Bar Wars: The Phantom Mars Bar Bar Wars: Attack of the Mars Bar Wars: Revenge of the IHE Bar Wars: A New Mars Bar Bar wars: The IHE Strikes Back Bar Wars: Return of the Mars Bars
Hey, it's Vitani from The Lion King 2! Hi, Vitani from The Lion King 2! How's your mom been recently? I heard she got in QUITE the scuffle with Simba a while back. How'd that turn out?
It has a very pleasing new style, yeah. It feels like more work went into it, and the finished product came out far better. You could learn a lot from it as an editor.
+Anomalocaris Gaming wait actually I should have said: why are you so salty, or better yet I could have made a pun like: I think my fries need a bit of your salt. (If that even makes sense)
When I first made this comment, I was so sure to have many replies and likes as my life is based solely off of the internet. I was actually about to pull the trigger and spray my brains all over my floor if someone didn't reply soon but you came to the rescue. Without your reply, I don't think I would be able to pull the barrel out of my mouth so thank you so, so much for this second lease on life. I'll never forgot you, The Odd Kirbachu Gamer.
I'd like to know what's up with those aliens. What's their society like. Why are they on earth. They're obviously not evil if a bit incompetent. Well, at least the two main ones. I'd actually pay to watch a movie about them two if the plot was interesting enough. Sidenote: Your new full size icon is freaking adorable.
My theory is that they're a stoner duo that work for an inter-galactic repo company. The zombie guy didn't make his payments on time so they went to get the gun back. However, they were so baked, they forgot to pick up the thing when they left. Think Harold and Kumar if they were naked turtle aliens.
After Jurassic Shark and The Amazing Bulk, this movie actually looks quite decent by comparison. I mean, I don't feel like I have to bleach my eyes after watching this review. And it could pass for a cheap 80s movie.
Hey everyone, thanks for being patient waiting for this video. I think this has turned out to be one of my funniest videos yet! There's a lot to explain about why it took the time it did, and I'll be doing a livestream about the details tonight. Follow me on Twitter or look out for a quick update video (that will be deleted) for more info on that later today.
If you want another really weird movie watch Rubber, it is about a murderous car tire. Not a tire being used as a weapon, but a car tire that is the killer. Hilarious video, I'll start the countdown timer before a copyright strike.
I made the mistake of watching that. I think it might make less sense than Laserblast.... Some Avant Garde bullshit, I think. What do you expect from Quebec?
+JA Happ It was trying to hard to not have a real point. A good bad movie, though, is Paul Bunyan: Axe Giant. You have any recommendations of fun horrible movies?
If I ever become a proper film maker, I will make a sequel to this movie. It will have a higher budget and a well developed plot line explaining what happened after the end of this movie. I swear it.
Can you stir the tanks without killing us this time?"Wow, this is like a Pixar film! In that it exists, and has a title!You know what they call a Royale with cheese in America?"Tom Servo: Wow, you hardly ever get to see Jawas in the nude. Tom Servo: [as Mac blows a bubble gum bubble] Wanna see my spleen? It's pretty cool. [Eric pops the bubble] Tom Servo: Ahh! I need that to live! [a garbage can begins to shake] Crow T. Robot: Remember: When you throw away your Tickle-Me Elmo, you've got to remove the batteries. [Mac makes Eric's hands into an V-shape] Crow T. Robot: That's neither the church nor the steeple. Crow T. Robot: I think we landed too far from the movie. Jonah Heston: This reminds me of the summer my dad hit a deer. Tom Servo: [imitating Mr. Bill] Oh, no! [Mac's pale, skinny hand reaches for a Coca-Cola] Crow T. Robot: My precious. Crow T. Robot: Yeah, keep trying, music. This isn't that interesting. Crow T. Robot: That is some next-level beekeeping. Jonah Heston: It's a smart move. Distract the dogs with some Peter Cetera music. Tom Servo: Alright, this 80's movie has fulfilled its sweatbands-and-a-montage quota. Very nice job. Mst3k jokes 🤣
Yeah same year as this one, 1978 Also that kid from Polar Express which is where I recognize him from and I swear it's the same exact performance and he looks the exact same which throws me off so much cause it's about 40 years difference
HOLY SHIT EDDIE DEEZEN WAS IN THIS. VOICE OF MANDARK FROM DEXTER'S LABRATORY, THAT KID FROM THE POLAR EXPRESS, KARL FROM JOHNNY BRAVO AND... UM... HE ALSO VOICED SHAQ.
Memtub ikr, these cucks see a girl online and instantly go into fight or flight mode because they don’t know how to properly behave in front of women. It’s actually sad.
@@PassTheSnails Look at you flying into white knight, "I'm an ally" mode and putting them down. You're no better. I hate guys that fucking do that shit
@@WeBreakItAllDownRightHere I mean...its kinda true, but I suppose the guys approach could have been less white knight-ish, maybe im being too nice? I dunno...
"holy fuck man he just got laser blasted while he was doing a poo holy god" and "get out of there weed smoke man" are my favorite comments of all time im so weak
James Redemann If you're talking about the poses around :52, then the artist is linked in the description under: "IHE Poses by twitter.com/dieformonarchy"
The four door Buick Electra 225 is the saddest one. More so than Christine. It’s an Australian version and pretty rare even in the ‘70s. I thought it was a custom build as Lincoln was the only one building four door convertibles. However it was a real production car.
well at the time they were just junky old cars that probably didnt even run right its like if you were to blow up a contemporary fiat 500 today (not the classic 500 ccm one of course)
Kim Milford. Greatest actor alive. RIP Edit:He died of heart failure after complications with open heart surgery. All acting jokes aside, that's very sad to lose a life at such a young age.
Anime Alex is now hosting IHE videos. lol Jokes aside, good to see you're returning the cartoon depictions of yourself in your videos. I miss those. ^^
Just out of curiosity, how long would you say it takes to animate each of these videos? (Your moving character, not so much the editing per say) Love your videos and your satire is awesome. :) Thanks for taking the time to upload these to TH-cam. I hope you continue to grow and become much more successful than you currently are because you definitely deserve it!
this actually seemed pretty cool... especially after comparing it to the amazing bulk. the plot was even sort of interesting- although uninterestingly executed. kind of want to see it now..
Anything is interesting compared to The Amazing Bulk. It's like the movie version of that one fruit that is so bitter it makes everything taste sweet for a bit.
I've never seen this film specifically, but I did happen to notice "Charles Band", a director I used to idolize because I was (And still am) a huge fan of the Puppet Master series, even though they're not the most well written movies... He makes a shit ton of full length movies, many of which are filmed in a few days to a few weeks, on almost no budget... His movies are always really fun, I believe he mostly does horror movies, but he also does action and sci-fi, and some strange crossovers... I was supposed to go to his Full Moon Entertainment Road Show in NYC like 10 years ago, but even though I bought the ticket and was 18 at the time, the venue refused to allow anyone under the age of 21 in, and I never got to meet him...T_T...I did get a free soundtrack and giant box set out of it...LMAO, my tangent, anyway, enjoyed your video while I played Frogger...xD...
The funny thing is the aliens forgot to pick up the blaster at the end again, so it's just going to repeat itself.
That Other One well the investigator was there, he’ll probably take it and use it for military purposes
No I think it was disintergrated
I always thought the G-man was working for the aliens, their cleanup boy on earth
Maybe it was a setup for a sequel
Laserblast 2: Blast Harder
The producer of this film, Charles Band, is responsible for 7 "Evil Bong" movies, so it's plausible.
I want a movie about those naked alien turtles narrated by IHE. No. I need this.
Cogline Erro we all need it
Six hundred and sixty six likes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Yes that was a bland response but your comment made me laugh out loud
I also need this.
Yes.
Yes
Billy was a kid who got pushed around. Then he found the power.
NINTENDO POWER!
He's got the powah! POWAH!
that was gr8
UNLIMITED POWAR
He's got the clues that he can use...
That's actually what I compared the Movie Motto to.
I think this film is far more intelligent than you give it credit for.
Perhaps the film is a metaphor for addiction. There are a lot of characters in the film addicted to certain substances such as the Police Officer addicted to the weed, Billy addicted to Coca Cola. Their addictions not only ware down every character mentally which is why nothing makes sense, but it also wares down their physical bodies which is why every character looks older than they really are. I am surprised you don't relate to these characters or understand the brilliance of the film since you are addicted to Mars Bars. Perhaps you are in denial.
You need yo comment in every video he makes, you need to become the true 'I love everything'.two opposite opinions are good for thought.
TL;DR
It may have a metaphor behind it, but if does such a god-awful way of presenting it, nobody would really notice.
you can't get addicted to weed, soooo
+OriginalMetalMan this was made back when it was believed that you can get addicted to weed (actually you can get addicted to everything)
This made for a classic MST3K episode too. The turtle aliens are particular favorites of mine. "You ever just curse evolution, Ted?"
Doug Glassman I know what you're thinking, did I fire six gorlocks or only five?
HUSH HUSH!
Don't forget Zaat/Blood Waters of Dr. Z. Which he also reviewed.
Gonna get ready FOR SOME FOOTBALL
"Their puny human butt pods fell off generations ago!"
Doug Glassman Okay sir,is there a point to your little call?
Bars Mars Hate I Do
I also hate i do.
sraB sraM etaH I oD
?srab sram etah I od noitnem I did
Apple Of Doom on
ti teg t'nod I
i have seen this movie as a kid with my late grandma. i never could remember the title. and now i just stumbled upon your vidio. thanks for that! ill give it a rewatch to honour my granny!
The cop that causes the crash isn't even the one that's stoned, lol. Also, the look of horror on the bearded cop's face might be the best bit of acting in the whole movie.
Thank goodness he watches the movies for us, so we won't have to bleach our eyes out. Thank you, IHE :)
Why do we have a hentai alex now what
Do you know what hentai is?
Hentai wouldn't make it on this list. It's at least competently drawn.
um, this is anime
hentai is cartoon porn....
So are you guys saying you didn't masturbate to it?
+LoniVanBuni I bet there is actual Ihe porn out there...
on rule 34 or something.
I'm sorry but I cannot control my laughter when Alex narrates the naked commander turtle, fucking awesome. Love your channel... Also the "wrestling to the floor" which I was trying to sleep but kept rewinding it and laughing my ass off. Love your commentary and reviews, thanks for helping my depression .
Thumbs up if you first saw Laserblast on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
The way his girlfriend says "ow!" when Billy slam dunks her to the floor sounds too genuine. She broke her tailbone Billy, you psychopath.
Nah she liked it, girls are kinky like that
@@Xvladin hehe
@@XvladinAs a female I can safely say that I do have my kinks, but guys breaking my bones isn't one of them
@@endergirl2577 so it must be girls breaking your bones?
@@chessman88 Ahh you got me
Explosions -> Michael Bay
Michael Bay -> MB
MB -> Mars Bars
Yesh
*slow claps*
*fast claps*
Pines in the bum
Half Life 3 confirmed
I love this movie. It's so goofy and the aliens are so unintentionally adorable. They tried to make them threatening, but they're just, huggably cute.
They were adorable naked turtle aliens. :)
They are adorable, glad I'm not the only one who thought that :x
I'm so glad other people find them adoraBle. It's those damn squeaky sounds q-q
+Help Me looks more like E.T to me
Do you think they sound like turtles when having sex?
The film delivers exactly what it promised.
laserblasts. 10/10.
I'm waiting for a Mars Bars movie so that IHE can review it.
Someday.
Mars Bars Attacks
Bars in Mars: The Alien Attack
+Jack How in the world did I get so many likes XD
Bar Wars: The Phantom Mars Bar
Bar Wars: Attack of the Mars
Bar Wars: Revenge of the IHE
Bar Wars: A New Mars Bar
Bar wars: The IHE Strikes Back
Bar Wars: Return of the Mars Bars
I like the way the aliens look in this movie, tbh.
Same. Not even being ironic.
Harry Hausen! It's impossible to get reservations there!
Mary Moore GRAND DAD
Hey, it's Vitani from The Lion King 2! Hi, Vitani from The Lion King 2! How's your mom been recently? I heard she got in QUITE the scuffle with Simba a while back. How'd that turn out?
They´re turtles without shells
Funny how you compare Kim Milford (Billy) to Mark Hamill... I only just found out the two were actually in a movie together (Corvette Summer, 1978)
I saw that movie back in the day on BETAMAX. Annie Potts(receptionist from original Ghost Busters) was the love interest.
That just makes Billy destroying the Star Wars poster even more suspect.
Is that the new full body IHE? I like it, and was it just me or is the editing in this video smoother?
It does feel like it.
It has a very pleasing new style, yeah. It feels like more work went into it, and the finished product came out far better. You could learn a lot from it as an editor.
It was a lot more well done.
I like it, but when he shows himself he wobbles all around which does seem a little strange to me, but overall it looks so professional!
I don't like the new style at all.
If you hate everything, does that mean you hate Mars Bars?
Lol
I bet you are really proud about that
+Bobby Ferg bet you're really proud of yourself sounding so smart with that smart-ass remark. Get over yourself.
+Anomalocaris Gaming why are you so pissed off
+Anomalocaris Gaming wait actually I should have said: why are you so salty, or better yet I could have made a pun like: I think my fries need a bit of your salt. (If that even makes sense)
as a girl, yes, i enjoy all forms of physical contact, including being slammed into the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ
I kind of picture that for Amethyst.
ah, hello! *suplexes you immediately after* what a great time for us gals!
I like raping my Coca-Cola bottle.
As an abusive asshole, i have to say... we'd make a great couple! *Cracks knuckles*
"Billy was a kid who got pushed around. Then he found the power...
converters."
Underrated comment XD
The power to suck.
That’s bad. 😳
This deserved more upvotes.
NO budget? these people blew up a plane , a couple of cars, and buildings. My ass they had o budget.
CGI
Amalox This is in the 70's CGI was limited to the stock motion animation for the turtle alien things.
+Amalox I don't think CGI was available or even around in the 70s
+Amalox Cgi wasn't really a thing in the 70s and early 80s.
Come on. This wasn´t CG. It was real. And also, such good cg would cost more.
"Then Billy wakes up from being asleep..."
Do you mean, as opposed to waking up from not being asleep?
As opposed to waking up from a coma or being dead.
+Everything as opposed to shutting the Fuck up when laser blast is playing
+Lonk un shit
As opposed to playing minecraft(refrence warning)
+tommy chan Thats not a reference, you just didn't want to get hounded on for playing minecraft
"what do you keep smoking that stuff for?"
"shit"
I'll now use this answer everytime someone asks this.
When I first made this comment, I was so sure to have many replies and likes as my life is based solely off of the internet. I was actually about to pull the trigger and spray my brains all over my floor if someone didn't reply soon but you came to the rescue. Without your reply, I don't think I would be able to pull the barrel out of my mouth so thank you so, so much for this second lease on life. I'll never forgot you, The Odd Kirbachu Gamer.
JackTheLion
foiled again
JackTheLion
Woah man you wanna talk about it ?
i thought i heard that too
Nah, it's more like "Ngggshit"
I'd like to know what's up with those aliens. What's their society like. Why are they on earth. They're obviously not evil if a bit incompetent. Well, at least the two main ones. I'd actually pay to watch a movie about them two if the plot was interesting enough.
Sidenote: Your new full size icon is freaking adorable.
My theory is that they're a stoner duo that work for an inter-galactic repo company. The zombie guy didn't make his payments on time so they went to get the gun back.
However, they were so baked, they forgot to pick up the thing when they left.
Think Harold and Kumar if they were naked turtle aliens.
+TheAlmightyLoli That would be the greatest alien stomedy ever made...
☢Supermagicaldeadguy☢
....
Kickstarter?
Best alien stomedy?
+FluffWolf 101 A film were the aliens are malteasers
Michael Bay: The Early Years
Paladin Gaming So, Laser Blast is like a proto Bad Boys or proto Transformers?
@@anikmonette2140 No, Laserblast is the Origin-story of Michael Bay and how he became what he is now.
@@MegaGothrocker
It all makes sense now.
After Jurassic Shark and The Amazing Bulk, this movie actually looks quite decent by comparison.
I mean, I don't feel like I have to bleach my eyes after watching this review.
And it could pass for a cheap 80s movie.
*70s
This film is obviously created by Michael Bay.
mickey bae
directed by a living explosion
Michael Bay was 13 at the time this movie came out. It's what demented him so severely that he created the new TMNT movies …
+Alex Grenfell he probably was a secret film directorm That's my theory
lol I was just about to say that! 😂
I can't keep up with all the IHE faces and bodies
you just gotta embrace, my man.
absorb it
Should I become one with it?
ye
because video
Needs a face reveal at 1 million subscribers.
16:40 Тhis needs to be a GIF
Probably already is!
I thought there was a way to make any scene from a TH-cam video into a gif. Idea Channel showed how.
Yea, GifMaker or somethign. i remember I had an account in 2014 but I forgot it.
More like 3:24
***** Gif!!!!!
Billy was a kid who got pushed around. Then he found the power....
A loaded six shooter and an unlocked school.
Also a speaker...to blast pumped up kicks
ALL THE OTHER KIDS IN THE PUMPED UP KICKS.
Original joke! Not.
alltheotherkidswiththepumpedupkicks- *gets shot*
Holy shit I forgot I commented this
Hey everyone, thanks for being patient waiting for this video. I think this has turned out to be one of my funniest videos yet!
There's a lot to explain about why it took the time it did, and I'll be doing a livestream about the details tonight. Follow me on Twitter or look out for a quick update video (that will be deleted) for more info on that later today.
HI
U r awesome.
Nigga it's kinda late dude. But can't wait to watch the video
aight
finally after so long!
Hey IHE can you do I Hate Musical.ly
yes pls
YES
Yes
yes
I second this
If you want another really weird movie watch Rubber, it is about a murderous car tire. Not a tire being used as a weapon, but a car tire that is the killer.
Hilarious video, I'll start the countdown timer before a copyright strike.
I made the mistake of watching that. I think it might make less sense than Laserblast....
Some Avant Garde bullshit, I think. What do you expect from Quebec?
+JA Happ It was trying to hard to not have a real point.
A good bad movie, though, is Paul Bunyan: Axe Giant. You have any recommendations of fun horrible movies?
my intelligence went south after seeing that movie. XD
oh yeah, I heard about it.
+anubis243 The Room is a classic
If I ever become a proper film maker, I will make a sequel to this movie. It will have a higher budget and a well developed plot line explaining what happened after the end of this movie. I swear it.
Are you any closer to this dream now then you were three years ago?
i'm curious about it too
Can you stir the tanks without killing us this time?"Wow, this is like a Pixar film! In that it exists, and has a title!You know what they call a Royale with cheese in America?"Tom Servo: Wow, you hardly ever get to see Jawas in the nude.
Tom Servo: [as Mac blows a bubble gum bubble] Wanna see my spleen? It's pretty cool.
[Eric pops the bubble]
Tom Servo: Ahh! I need that to live!
[a garbage can begins to shake]
Crow T. Robot: Remember: When you throw away your Tickle-Me Elmo, you've got to remove the batteries.
[Mac makes Eric's hands into an V-shape]
Crow T. Robot: That's neither the church nor the steeple.
Crow T. Robot: I think we landed too far from the movie.
Jonah Heston: This reminds me of the summer my dad hit a deer.
Tom Servo: [imitating Mr. Bill] Oh, no!
[Mac's pale, skinny hand reaches for a Coca-Cola]
Crow T. Robot: My precious.
Crow T. Robot: Yeah, keep trying, music. This isn't that interesting.
Crow T. Robot: That is some next-level beekeeping.
Jonah Heston: It's a smart move. Distract the dogs with some Peter Cetera music.
Tom Servo: Alright, this 80's movie has fulfilled its sweatbands-and-a-montage quota. Very nice job.
Mst3k jokes 🤣
it doesn't need a sequel, it needs a remake. Because it's a good IDEA for a movie.
Why not just make a reboot? Chances are hardly anyone will know what this movie is if you make a sequel
It's weird that is gonna be the '20s again in a few years. That's gonna feel weird
Weird
Man, 2020 times were WEEEEEIRD
[naked turtle aliens] are SCARY!
remember 12/12/12
It's weird when you say it like that but none of us knew what the 20s were like personally and...dammit you made it weird now!!
daaaamn Billy, back at it again with the white van...
Srsly?
+Justin Batista no its just a cringe stop spreading your herpes in the comments section
+Andrew Green
I know its cringe which is why I commented it. You should stop telling ppl to drink bleach just because you dont like a comment.
Durr laser.
I know, but he is saying basically the same thing.
billy's face scares me
meow
The Drawing Cat no, mew
mew826 I know, right? Thank goodness he turns to a zombie/alien so we don't have to see it as much
Oh god he's back zap boom ka pow I'll never be able to have kids also I have no leg now
Fun fact:
The bully with the glasses went on to voice Mandark
He's also Eugene from Grease... the guy who gets bullied the whole movie.
Yeah same year as this one, 1978
Also that kid from Polar Express which is where I recognize him from and I swear it's the same exact performance and he looks the exact same which throws me off so much cause it's about 40 years difference
That girl was his MOM? She looked the same age as he does! I thought she was gonna be a friend or love interest
PLOT TWIST!
I thought he was going to grab her ass because of how he was looking at her.
Incest is wincest
Indeed. The perspective that he chose to assume whilst fixing his vacant gaze upon her bum was...a bit suggestive. To wit: the Electra complex.
You meant Oedipus Complex, Kaycee K. The Electra Complex is when the mom wants to fuck the son.
This editing was worth the weight. Best video on your channel so far.
Wait*
No senpai
+awesomon No, the video made everyone fat.
Shay Martin oh dang
*****
ok
The animation is great
yes
so great that you won't lick it?
"Animation"
It's pretty good
Your channel and all like it are a cancer to this website
Who created this movie? Michael Bay?
Funnily enough, directors name is Michael Rae
+TheMightyEgan LMAO
+TheMightyEgan lol
nice meme
Not enough explosions
“Get out of there weed smoke man”
Sounds like my life in a sentence
7:59 "what do you keep smoking that stuff every day for?"
"Oawwh Shit?"
*_POWER CONVERTERS._*
Gaween Totawattage POWER CONVERTERS!!!
My favourite line in the video. :)
Gaween Totawattage CONVERTER POWERS
The Militant Atheist Q
Uncle Owen!
I am girl. I enjoy being-wrestled-to-the-floor-and-being-bombarded-by-a-sleeping-bag attack. So romantic.
Why is draw IHE suddenly so handsome?
Because Monarch, bruh
Billy does that to people.
Why is draw IHE suddenly so handsome?
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
Because Aliens
So like a 70s version of any Micheal Bay film?
I was waiting for someone to say that
A MichEal bay film?
because michael bay film jokes are so funny. LMAO XD 😂😂 HAHA HE LIKES EXPLOSIONS and i want to kill myself now.
thank you
+Michael Moratto you're welcome.
I like the new drawings, I can see why you've been gone so long.
He didn't draw the poses though, credits are in the description.
I think he meant that this video was really long and well edited.
+fat - Road to 5 subs! Yas
I think he took so much time to make this video because he couldn't process this movie well to analyze it
Looks like E.T.'s brother on the cover from a distance.
Yeah
When the aliens speak to each other in this film it's actually political speeches warped and played backwards.
That's useless, but interesting, information.
That explains why I kept thinking of the third reich when they spoke
HOLY SHIT
EDDIE DEEZEN WAS IN THIS.
VOICE OF MANDARK FROM DEXTER'S LABRATORY, THAT KID FROM THE POLAR EXPRESS, KARL FROM JOHNNY BRAVO AND... UM... HE ALSO VOICED SHAQ.
And stereotypical nerd in WarGames at the computer lab. Dammit, I just saw you posted this, too!
3:22
The ghost of Yankee Jim says hi
As a girl, I prefer to do the slamming as opposed to being slammed on the floor.
You're welcome for the unwanted answer to a rhetorical question.
Lmfao the replies be like
Memtub ikr, these cucks see a girl online and instantly go into fight or flight mode because they don’t know how to properly behave in front of women. It’s actually sad.
The answers are just mental.
@@PassTheSnails Look at you flying into white knight, "I'm an ally" mode and putting them down. You're no better. I hate guys that fucking do that shit
@@WeBreakItAllDownRightHere I mean...its kinda true, but I suppose the guys approach could have been less white knight-ish, maybe im being too nice? I dunno...
"holy fuck man he just got laser blasted while he was doing a poo holy god" and "get out of there weed smoke man" are my favorite comments of all time im so weak
A wild Alex appears in his natural habitat after being in a coma for weeks.
Error 666 There's too many people in this serve*cough* life
He only awoke to do mating calls with others on JAR media
+Pure Cringe your name matches you perfectly
Fuck Keemstar
Alex is a stupid Mars Bars
The aliens were the only likable characters in this freaking shit storm.
My favorite character was the pink beach ball from the pool party scene.
R0t at1on I’m sorry, but why would you censor yourself by saying “freaking” but then go one to say “shit storm”
@@theoutsideisscary3928
Tv censorship in a nutshell
@@theoutsideisscary3928 "fuck" is a harsher swear than "shit" I guess
Because they were the ones who created the film
Man, nice job on that new avatar! It looks amazing!
I think so…
WHAT
+Official Schmittentitz you figure it out
In the description he has a link to the original artist
I, Brow It's not his?
James Redemann If you're talking about the poses around :52, then the artist is linked in the description under: "IHE Poses by twitter.com/dieformonarchy"
Being attacked by a sleeping bag is my kink
That is oddly specific, would a pillow do or does it have to be a sleeping bag? I wish you the best of luck finding someone to help you with that.
I'm a huge car guy, so watching all those beautiful old classic cars get blown to smithereens brought a tear to my eye.
vsGoliath perhaps during that time they were just regular cars
The four door Buick Electra 225 is the saddest one. More so than Christine. It’s an Australian version and pretty rare even in the ‘70s. I thought it was a custom build as Lincoln was the only one building four door convertibles. However it was a real production car.
well at the time they were just junky old cars that probably didnt even run right
its like if you were to blow up a contemporary fiat 500 today (not the classic 500 ccm one of course)
Completely feel the same way, but to be fair watching modern movies seeing modern cars blown up isn't really that painful.
... i was that kid that got too physical...
... nobody liked me...
*physical* :)
+warpanda h shut up, i was accussed of trying to strangle one of my classmates in kindergarten
InkMango I *did* strangle a guy in kindergarten.
InkMango Then we became friends afterwards.
+WarPanda
lucky bastard
i just became the school freak
Wow, it looks like a great movie , I'm going to see it
**wink wink**
Wow it looks like a good comment I'm gonna drink bleach.
fat
DarkriGaming no u
+DarkriGaming Fake
You should check it out on MST3K. It's hilarious.
Kim Milford. Greatest actor alive. RIP
Edit:He died of heart failure after complications with open heart surgery. All acting jokes aside, that's very sad to lose a life at such a young age.
"Heh heh..."
THAT LAUGH IS SO CUTE.
WHAT THE F U C K,
I know!
IT IS!
yeah
His laugh is fucking disgusting in JAR
***** I bet he is pretty hot.
I enjoy being wrestled to the floor then bombarded with a sleeping bag attack.
Does that make me a real girl? o3o
Arrow Head Mate, those are the best girls
no, you’re a turtle alien
@LadyLunoma ...too much info?
@Arrow Head wtf
Jesus Christ leave the poor guy alone, he was just trying to make a joke and everybody starts making fun of him. How rude!
Anime Alex is now hosting IHE videos. lol
Jokes aside, good to see you're returning the cartoon depictions of yourself in your videos. I miss those. ^^
Alex-san.
#niceshirt
weter MAKE THIS A THING.
he hates anime. why would he make himself anime?
+Nintendude Watches Videos THHIIIIIIIIIS
19:48 that pinball machine probably had a family, what the hell bill bear. I mean billy.
Just out of curiosity, how long would you say it takes to animate each of these videos?
(Your moving character, not so much the editing per say)
Love your videos and your satire is awesome.
:)
Thanks for taking the time to upload these to TH-cam.
I hope you continue to grow and become much more successful than you currently are because you definitely deserve it!
Pinecone
I think he mentioned before it takes him a week if not more but don't take my word for it
A long ass time!
+I Hate Everything :o
+ I Hate Everything notice me plz. is a big fan
Do I hate Mars bars
YES
(Jews)
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Juice
I do not know if you hate Mars bars
You should do "I hate TH-cam books"
What is that?
+John Werner youtubers who have their own books
YES
+zoroarkAJ is that a thing?
+John Werner yes Ksi did it and pewdiepie
"then he wakes up from being asleep "
JOHN CENA.
*Tackles the girl to the ground.*
Ava Ire *romantic cena
This comment did not age well
@@ephin3242 What happened?
Baconator2558
Just because it was a meme at the time and it doesn’t work well in hindsight.
I enjoy being bombarded with sleeping bags.
;)
Who doesn't?
so do i. They are Really Soft. :D
might as well since he uploads at one in the fucking morning where I live
You know people are now going to hit on you.
The opening scene is just Muscle Man from Regular Show in a battle with E.T. and his twin brother.
Fanfiction
Still better explained than this movie.
POW POW
*My mom
+KameRule me mom
The aliens look awesome and original.
Wish they were in somethig successful.
What's with all the shit bouncing around the screen every 5 seconds?
his great editing, that’s what it is
Like if you hate everything? Does that mean you hate yourself?
he does that to emphasize the word that's shaking
you have not watched a old movie before, have you?
+Pascl This guy is the only one here older than 8.
What Alex fails to realize is that the "naked alien turtles" are actually Bennedict Cumberbatch's species
^ Epic comment!
Do they save people from muggers, too?
BAHAHAHAHA Brandysnap Cunnilingus deserves all the mockery he gets
@@Spameggssausage Bendydick Cumpatch is a British institution.
@@TheRightLadder so are bad teeth
Do a video about music.ly. It's a terrible app.
oh...ohhhh noo
y not, i've already seen the cancer and cringe it is.
Vine x aids + cancer = music.ly
Auresia x So true.
yes!!!
But wait... what's the next TSFTW movie? Why didn't the wheel of (mis)fortune appear and show the next film?
I saw on another comment (so don't quote me) its gonna be a surprise or something.
I hope it's Son of the Mask, I want to see IHE lose his shit over it so much.
WTF Son of the Mask is the best movie of all time
+ExplosivePuppetDon Uuuuuuuh........
Sarcasm, Supermagical.
13:50 Actually, my fiancé and I wrestle and sort of play fight...
But we're kinda weird....
please make one about "teenagers from outer space" it's horrible and the monster is literally a fake lobster on a stick
Loved the Raygun that could turn people into Skeletons in that movie.
"Power converters! D:"
oooooo nice new avatar.
so much detail.
yes
i agree
alot
Anyone knows if he drew it himself? It's nice, also that he mixxes his avatars.
I enjoyed the part where Billy looked upon his mother with such sexual intent. It reminds you that the film is set in America
You can't blame him. She looks like she's about 5 years older, max
For some reason, I hit a button and I swear that briefly captions turned on and said "minions look like this" during a scene with Billy in it.
Penguincamp there are no captions tho
Is it weird that i think the aliens are cute?
no
IHE does a fantastic voiceover with the aliens
I think a lot of weird creatures are cute. Like, I actually have *awkward cough* fantasies--of Stitch from Lilo & Stitch. >.>
SneakingMOUSE Stitch is made to look cute and furry and not evil
ZizzyWizzyWizard I've seen some consider him revolting.
at least the dead actor wont copyright claim this lol
Yeah, some other company will for him.
How do you get this many cars to destroy with no budget? This is like quality stunt work, the actual crashes I mean.
Wait what movie is next? You didn't spin the wheel
ikr
We need to find out.
I think he stopped the list thing since he ran out of space on the screen. Now you can just click the link in the description to see the list.
ah ok, thanks for explaining
he still didn't show the wheel
I Hate When people dislike a video before watching it. Seriously 8 dislikes when the video hasn't even been out for 10 minutes.
20 minutes*
but liking before watching is ok
It's Derek Savage and his alternate accounts
+Mini-Con Longarm they kind of are, but people are still using this totally hilarious and original joke for some reason
I don't get people who wait for someone to upload just so they can dislike it. :/
"billy then flashes his tits to the policeman and uses it as a distraction to walk out"
I laughed my ass off at this part
His narration for the aliens is brilliant and I love it
Need a while movie of it
this actually seemed pretty cool... especially after comparing it to the amazing bulk. the plot was even sort of interesting- although uninterestingly executed. kind of want to see it now..
Anything is interesting compared to The Amazing Bulk. It's like the movie version of that one fruit that is so bitter it makes everything taste sweet for a bit.
Do I hate customer service
Yesssssssss!!!!
The fuck you asking us for?
i do not know, do you?
Did you try taking the cartridge out and blowing into it?
I've never seen this film specifically, but I did happen to notice "Charles Band", a director I used to idolize because I was (And still am) a huge fan of the Puppet Master series, even though they're not the most well written movies...
He makes a shit ton of full length movies, many of which are filmed in a few days to a few weeks, on almost no budget...
His movies are always really fun, I believe he mostly does horror movies, but he also does action and sci-fi, and some strange crossovers...
I was supposed to go to his Full Moon Entertainment Road Show in NYC like 10 years ago, but even though I bought the ticket and was 18 at the time, the venue refused to allow anyone under the age of 21 in, and I never got to meet him...T_T...I did get a free soundtrack and giant box set out of it...LMAO, my tangent, anyway, enjoyed your video while I played Frogger...xD...
Ooooo look at the new art sprite thingies
Honestly this whole episode was just really quality, no sarcasm intended
Kinda looks like Chadtronic
+chloe mcconnell maybe it took him month to animate those new sprites
Pinecone
AAAAH THE NEW IHE ART IS SO CUTE
Why did the aliens kill Peter Gabriel?
Read this thread before I watched the video and was excited to understand it. So disappointed.
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+Andy Prokopyk oh god what the fuck
+electrocat1 Your supper is waiting for you
I thought so when I saw this too. Half expected him to tell us he was a lawnmower