All IPA Pulmonic Consonants and Vowels at the same time

[@bluezcreen]

the villager when they offer you a tall grass for 2 emeralds:

[@brxnni]

The villager when you complete 10 trades at once by shift clicking:

[@qwbanana]

this is the best comment of all time, genius

[@nrdfoss]

holy fucking shit

[@bluezcreen]

@@nrdfoss hey man

[@jbb69420]

TH-cam algorithm’s crazy

[@ChrOnline]

who knew that coughing was actually just every vowel at once!

[@python_b]

Now that you sad it - it kinda makes sense.
Coughing makes sound because air passes though your vocal cords and vibrates them chaotically.
And here the author layered dozens of different vowels from different groups together which is basically noise at this point.
By that logic you may be able to get a convincing sneeze out of a drum synthesizer since it has a noise source and a whole lot of sound shaping tools.

[@LuthaisRonso]

it sounded more like death rattle breathing to me

[@bruhfishguy]

imagine all clicks, that’d blow my eardrums away

[@revvilo]

The experience of shift-clicking a villager trade

[@timebmber]

"All Open Vowels" sounds like a minecraft villager with a sore throat

[@suomeaboo]

i like how there's a certain characteristic sound for each category

[@SariRomero-wo6sz]

And there's the fricatives...

[@thekickanoragm8559]

0:31 Me and bro at 3 am at the local Taco Bell toilet with explosive diarrhea after ordering a large Volcan Burrito 10 minutes earlier:

[@somerandomdude3744]

Easiest sounds in Danish

[@4n0m113]

Hardest sounds in swedish

[@water594]

@@4n0m113 Malmo has entered the chat.

[@4n0m113]

@@water594 The Malmö accent is gibberish

[@YorubaBall]

HEY! DANISH SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE CHOKING ON A POTATO, NOT SWEDEN​@@4n0m113

[@kyyzh12]

rødovre has entered the chat

[@dsihacks]

How can I pronounce this? I need to know for my next conlang.

[@kilipotato]

It's actually quite simple if you practice enough! It helps to have a second and third tongue, but you can sound native-enough with just one if you go fast enough

[@dsihacks]

@@kilipotato Thanks 😊

[@NotNochos]

Hypothetically you could just make a conlang where every sound is just this

[@FranticErrors]

biblically accurate

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

​@NotNochos Morse code 2

[@selladore4911]

my sense of humor is broken and so are my ribs from laughing so hard

[@laylascarlett2010]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jan_Sanku]

the vowels sound like a mob grinder

[@DoxxTheMathGeek]

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Lyrics:
B̶́́̓̀̀̀͊̆̈́̏͊̾̓̀͂̈͌́̓̑͐̀́̒̔̒̃̃̄̈̅̑̀͆̾͗̒́̏̿͗͆̒̒͋̓͆͋͆̕̚̚͘͠͝͝ - ̛̛̛̛̂͋̎͐͌́ ̢̧̡̨̛͉̥͔̞͈̬̠̝̯͓͔̯̥̟̯̬̥̩͕̣̊̑͛͆͂̑̿̾̎̓̈́̈̔̿͋̈́͒̓̏͂̂͛͋̅͗̓̚̚͘͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅ The The The ̢̻̦̼̗͇̲̭̯̯̹̗̩̣͇̙̜̬P̷̛͒̑͆́́̍̎͂͑̂͒͂͐͐̿͗̄̽͑́̑͆́́́̒͛̎̔͑̒́́̚͝͝͠͝ ̛̛́́̓̒̋̓́́́ ̢͚̭̦̭̞͍̙̗̬͔̹͙̟̺͍̜͖̝̮͙͔̲̫̮͇̓̓̆́͒͗͊͛͋̎̓́́́́͒̇͂̆͛̄̄͒̃̿̃̔̕̕͜͝͝͝͝ The ̡̰̳̮͚̞̟̥̠͔̬͖͓̦͙̘̞̫͙͔̫̘̣̻̎͑̊̓̎̓̓̀͊͗͆̏̃̒͋͐͒̍̍̒̍͊͒̔͂̓͊̋̆͐̂̕̕͝ The ̡̧̡̺̪̗̩̼̣̜̲̼̺̘͈̞̜̺͉̤̻̫͖̦̜̬̗̳͙̝͚̺͎̠̠̥̻̪̯̪̖̹̟͙̭̙̠̙̩̲̳̗̼̼̯͍̹̲̖͜͜ͅͅ The ○ - - The ̪̯̜̻͈̖̜̳̞͚͎̯̖Ĝ̵̛̛̛͖̳̜̲͈̭̻̅̇͆̉͂̆̒͗͆͂́͑̆͗͊̀̄̊̓̔̏͌̋̾͌̾̅̆̉̿̽͘͘̕͝ͅ ̵̡̨̢̧̭͓ ̡̧͓̹͖̟̦̜͔̣͎͚͎̤̲̗̱̭̼͓̤̮̼̼̥̞̝̝͜͜͜T̷͒̿̀́̑̑ͨ́͗̄͛͑̒́́̃̓͆͐͆͛̀̆͊̚͘͘͝ ̛͆̆̒͂̆́́́ ̡̧ A - - - - ̧̡̳̯̯͉̥̗̰̩͓͓͉̙͉͍̤̟͚̲̳̪̪̯̹̩̻̮͇͓͉̜̤̟̫͑̓̂̽̆̈́͌͒͋̂͆̈̽͂͋̒̎̓̿̒̎̎̎͒̚͝͝ͅͅͅ The ̡̧̧̨̨̥͓̥͉̲̟͙̖͔͉̞̹̭̩̪͖̲̻̣̗̞͇͙͉͖̼̼̼͉͉͍̩̘̲͖̝̪̲͇̗̻̼̭̤̙̙̙͖͇̗̩̩̜̦͜ͅ
P̵̛̃̑́́́́́ - ̧̧̧̢͍̖̼̙͉͉͇̗͉̲̗̦̖̞̣̠͍͕̻̘̣͎̬̭͙̤͍̣̹̙͍̱͈̲̲̹̼̠̙͚̥̩̳͜͜ ̨̢̧̥̭̫̼͓̱̯͙̜͎̭̼̜̯̘̺̜͎̜͚̦̟̙͔͙̪͙̱͓͈̘͇͙̹͔̩̖̘̪͉͇̲̳͜͜͜͜ ̡̧̡̨̧̨̧̡̟̺̭̻̦̥̯̟̲͚̪̪̻̯̟̬̱̤̖̳͍̫̹̪͉̠̤̦̩̝̘͇͉͚͍̪͚͓͓ͅ The - ̛̛̆̇̄̓̂́́́́́́́ The ̨̢̨̩͚̪͙͚̻̣̞̭͇̠̥̦̞͙̘͈͍̙̭̮̜̣̳̼͈͇͖̠̠͓̮̖̥̹͈͎͕̳̥͚̘͙̝͜ The ̛̋͑͒̒̾͒͊͒͌̍̃͋̓̓́̈́̄́̑́́́ - - - ̶̧̢̝̹̜̟̻͔̟̗̩̙̪̖̦͖͍̳̠̹͔̦̫̠̫͕̂̎͑̾̎́̎̓̂͒̿̄̿̾́̕͜ͅͅ ̢̡̡̳̩̰͙͕̥͓͔̙͇͔̰͍͍̥̙̘͇̗̭͖̭͎̣̼̹̭̖̭̣̼͎͍̦̞̲̱͎͚̩̥͇̙̘ͅ ̨̡̡̘̞͎̲̩̲͚̟̖̤̼̫͇͇̯̼͍̝̜̩̼̼̦͉̖͚͙̙͕̪̜͎͎̭̟̪̺͉̝͍̗͜ͅͅ ̢̧̧̨̫̲̪̮͈̠̠̰͍̳̪͙͎̞̟̙̫̯̭͖̺̮͚͇̠̪͉̮̫̰̳̭͓̫̤̲͎̯̯̜̖͖͇͜͜ ̡̢̧̡̧̨̨̧̢̞̜̖͕͙̝̝̮̟̱̝̱͙̘̭̝̤̳͈͈͍̠̠̞͇̰̖̺̞͇̝̝̼̺̭͔̥̙͜ͅͅ Ḱ̵̨̡̧̢̛̛̲̫̖͖͙̺̼̣̺͓̫̲̮̙̝͙̓́́̀͛̓͗̽̓̃́̿͑̓̑̇̑̊̀̕͘̚͜͠ ̨̡̨͎̖͍̥̗͔̟͎̖̪̗̲͎̟͙̝̱͇̪͓͓̫̖̞̣̭̟̹͙͔̰͉̳̼̘͉̜̠͓͜͜ͅĠ̶͒̚ ̛̃̆͋̃̒͐̌̄̂͒͒́͗̊͐̀̃̇͆̄̌͐̃͗͗̐͋̽́̍́̒̋͂͑̄̇̆̆͆̿͋̏͒͌̃̊̒̽̇͛́́́́́́́͑̌́́́͗́̾͘̚̕̚̚͘̕̚̚̚͘͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ - - ̨̨̡̡̛̛̰̗̗͔̠͕̼͎̯͋͆̓́͊̄̀͗͗͆̄̃́̂̑͆́̃̃̅̅̆͂͂͒̂́̕ ̡̡̢̧̨̘̣̼̮̞͇̣͓͖̥̫̯̬͕̬̠̟͕͖̩̙̤͍̗̥̝̣̯̘͓̹͎̪͈͎͇͍͖͕͜͜ͅͅ The
excuse me WHAT

[@DoxxTheMathGeek]

@kevthepig Ah yes, Google Translate, we all love it. X3

[@borritoguy2286]

"BJ the the the P the the R the GJ A the P the the the KG the"
Such wise words

[@m4rloncha]

Removing the Zalgo you get:
Lyrics:
BPFRGTA
PBTKG

[@ourtalechara9341]

This was terrifying, thank you

[@omekapo]

villagers when you accidentally use sweeping edge on them

[@inbrief-shorts]

the last ones sounded like the S A V E T H E M minigame

[@lilamjazeefa9466]

Interesting how this shows the cool ways that consonants actually alter the vowels that come after them

[@catflip7406]

Zombies at the mob grinder when I bring a sweeping edge sword

[@Geitungur]

You can hear that it's just that one guy who pronounced every sound on Wikipedia for... some reason

[@DrRiq]

same reason as anybody else who contributes to Wikipedia..

[@Geitungur]

@@DrRiqI just think it's funny that almost all of the sounds are audibly the same person

[@alfatejpblind6498]

I hate that guy's voice

[@am-coconut456]

i think it's also the guy whose pronunciation is used for the app ipa phonetics

[@tovarishchfeixiao]

@@Geitungur Yeah it would be better if the recordings of the sounds used people who actually have the sound in their native language, because i'm pretty sure that a single person won't be able to pronounce all of the possible IPA sounds perfectly.

[@firstnameiskowitz8493]

The average alien talking in movies:

[@tackontitan]

I don’t know why I was expecting but I’m definitely not disappointed

[@LvkeNineT8]

0:22 this sounds like the E meme

[@laylascarlett2010]

What’s the E meme? I never heard of it lol

[@Schody_lol]

@@laylascarlett2010 It’s... hard to Explain...

[@NewLightning1]

I like that when certain manner of consonant is pronounced they sound like a phone from that manner. Like how approximant sounded like "y" to my ear or the nasal sounded like "m"

[@namonef]

I've been spending hours to find the pronunciation of s̺ and i found this video💀

[@laylascarlett2010]

Lol

[@cincypiper]

ngl, I think I heard every opinion ever had by mankind with some of those.

[@itryen7632]

When an enemy takes damage in DOOM

[@DerexArchives]

Your video will make a fine addition to my "TH-cam algorithm strikes again" playlist

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

It would be fun to do this irl. Just get a bunch of people and assign everyone a sound.

[@topesimoes]

The all vowels sound was near jumpscare level

[@BavarianToaster]

Now we know where Pillager noises come from

[@jordanwardan7588]

0:14 goes hard

[@SL-wt8fm]

00:23 when you hit the ravager

[@AGuy-r2c]

The vowels just sound like villagers getting hit

[@keylime6]

All vowels: farts aggressively

[@iamdigory]

Now make a conlang with these as the phonemes

[@operadood]

All consonants sound voiced because voiced consonants are unvoiced consants+the quality of voicing. Also voiced consonants are much louder than unvoiced ones.

[@Gameinations1]

I was not ready for all vowels 😭😭

[@arielpaulson9509]

All-vowels needs to be a new Skyrim shout

[@tomatobhutan7164]

i make a few of these sounds on the damn toilet in the morning

[@baksoBoy]

The vowels sounded like a Minecraft drowned burning in sunlight

[@TheBayerRepublic]

0:31 Qaqalic MASIVVUM EXXPLOSIZUS (RAREST CONSONANT IN ALL OF THE QAQO-FEO LANGUAGES)

[@lebombjames3911]

IPA speedrun

[@Wrenosaur_]

Bro said every word at the same time

[@sbepic1235]

This is what I imagine cthulhu sounding like

[@comradefaust4239]

0:27 Babies after their mother pats them on the back

[@SulkendorIsAwesome]

0:24 Euugh. Brother euuggghh. What's that. What's that brother

[@Arch-mv5te]

minecraft mob farm sounds

[@dragonluvver975]

0:25 Piglins when you mine into a Bastion

[@sonofmenoetius]

Her: it's my first time
Also her: 0:11

[@rickeyrat9132]

top quality content :)

[@vinnybaggins]

"I heard ten thousand whispering and nobody listening"
Bob Dylan, A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall

[@StreetSpirit135]

The sound of the language of gods

[@rinomonkey1859]

Thank you dog of wisdom

[@michalswag]

vowels sound like the fnaf 2 death minigames where the guy is spelling out words

[@zycone]

it sounds so goofy i love it

[@Wmann]

I love the subtitles

[@NormanTheDummy_YouTube]

Villagers when you make ten traids at once somehow:

[@christiansborledegg]

terrifying

[@beefydiefries]

All trills: Average pillager

[@Oscar-b6z6f]

I played this to my brother without context, just audio, it was f u n n y .

[@williamwells434]

Biblically accurate IPA

[@RichConnerGMN]

thank you kilitesantakalu

[@ImBasedKids]

0:32 Bro said /ꦲꦏ꧀ꦱꦫꦗꦮᨒᨚᨈᨑあいうえおҚазақстанРеспубликасы/

[@yahoodascariot3667]

vowels way scarier than consonants😟

[@tehrockthatmemes_thingscumabot]

now do every sound.

[@NormanTheDummy_YouTube]

Under rated comment💀

[@Nikola_M]

That would sadly be impossible as to get the strength of every frequency, you would have to sum every real number, which is undefinable.

[@cecildesist]

Scary but impressive!

[@charonsferryold]

0:21 - 0:31 FNAF 2 minigame noises

[@EDoyl]

great subtitles

[@radicant7283]

Magnificent

[@santherstat]

me practicing my skyrim shouts

[@MaximumHeresey]

0:21 That moment after a long constipation

[@Proud_Troll]

"Peaceful" Minecraft farms:

[@retnodyahhapsari4930]

me when some living number offers me their limitless power:

[@remyowenmusic]

excuse me all vowels?

[@kilipotato]

*an infinitely small percentage of all vowels

[@RenRenNumberTen]

part of me wonders if one could theoretically find every common frequency in each phoneme category (all the plosives, all the front close vowels, etc) and play them together in order to make THE phoneme.
unfortunately, I’m not smart enough to actually go ahead and do that. nor do I think I explained it properly.

[@matthewmitchell3457]

But does each phoneme category have a common frequency? All the fricatives are just a mishmash of a whole crap-ton of frequencies within respective ranges, right?

[@RenRenNumberTen]

@ probably not.

[@jackiecove]

that went from demon to villager really fast

[@wildfire9280]

0:24 this isn’t FNAF 2

[@theverycringenogoodname8453]

If Hornet was a minecraft villager

[@UnnamedThe]

Whoever said the vowels needs a new pair of trousers.

[@ombrezz7030]

The thwomp when I walk under it.

[@GazzyW007]

damn, video just summoned a cthulhu in my house

[@bczhc]

omg the dinosaur voice

[@oravlaful]

so that's how blizzard made the sounds for starcraft

[@probium2832]

What new minecraft mob is this?

[@kilipotato]

the tweaking obv

[@ViRraava136]

Sounds like a hybrid of dragon and demon try to communicate with human through spell casting

[@secondbeamship]

Eldritch sounds.

[@BaldiReycaster]

I think you forgot co-articulated sounds and the non-pulmonic sounds

[@Commietaku]

pulmonic is in the title

[@Gedeha]

when you put 50 villagers in a hole and add lava:

[@secondbeamship]

How it sounds to communicate with Greater Demon of Tzeentch.

[@TheCoolestCarl]

this is awesome

[@Thething964]

Sounds like a Minecraft mob

[@jaydee10251]

I got jumpscared from the first audio

[@smoothordinator9529]

lego star wars death sound effects

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

0:09 where's retroflex trill

[@customgunz00]

choir of villagers

[@dynamic_moon3481]

The fnaf 2 8-bit mini games he like

[@teshiohoshimi]

0:21 so it was /ɨ/ all the time

[@Bdpfrfish]

The halfway mark sounds, sound like the Hiroshima smile painting

[@jaydenseverythingchannel9721]

The first one sounded like Team BLEH from BFB

[@bonelessChillies]

Minecraft hit sound

[@AbhiramN_1289]

The first one sounds like hitting an iron golem