How to play JJ
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.พ. 2009
- www.MZoneReport.com
Daniel Negreanu says it hard to play pocket jacks. I completely disagree and I made this video to prove him wrong. Playing pocket Jacks requires just a little more observation, patience, and odds knowledge. Once you have watched this video you will be able to play JJ confidently and assured of making it a very profitable hand for you.
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I find it hilarious that so many people treat JJ like pocket 2s, but the same people treat pocket 10s like AA.
"Can't Win with em, Can't win against em, can't fold em."
-Pocket Jacks
just love how optimistically he starts each clip!
4:30 "i've been doing pretty well actually"
His indicator says he's down 77 bucks playing .25/.50.
I love this video. Really cheered me up.
when i get JJ in live poker, im like YESSSSS....
when i get JJ in online poker im like AHH SHIITTTTTTTT....
i laughed and laughed, great vid mate
Absolutely the funniest instructional video I've ever seen. I couldn't make it through the first half without stopping to wipe my tears. You had me at the 1st F-bomb.
Variance means you lose with pocket jacks every single hand...................
not only that this is the BEST instructional poker video i have ever seen, its also one of the greatest youtube videos i've ever seen.
GREAT JOB M8!!!
couldnt stop laughin all the way...
This is probably the greatest video I have ever watched. Clearly shows how "easy" JJ is to play
Man, this shit cracked me up! I was thinking, "yeah this will be some good information", then I was rolling on the floor laughing!!!
Brilliant. My third time coming back, and it's still funny. This vid has become my calming tool after a rough day of ugly beats.
Great video - one of the funniest ever for poker players. I started spreading word of this vid. about 3 or 4 weeks ago at Betonline poker games. Viewer numbers have exploded (maybe doubled?... in a few weeks).
Absolutely hilarious Marty!
I've not laughed so much in a long long time!
Brilliant self-parody! You are a comic genius.
I love these blooper type videos that you do. your rants are hilarious
Sad in away to watch so many fall victim ... But brought tears to my eyes from your comments... My Jacks never do very well either and after watching your video think I will panic and remember this video and just fold my next set of J's :)
i love this! i seen it years ago and i just remembered about half way thourgh haha i was like whys this sound familiar lmaoooo
limping JJ in middle position - donk city.
@DevDabbara Thanks. This video is still going strong. I'm glad my pain was this entertaining, for this long. So many times now when I lose a hand, I just think to myself..."Well at least I got it recorded for a video".
What is the poker software you are/he is using, that we see on the bottom of the screen with all the statistics ? Anyone knows what software it is ?
this had me laughing for a good 10 minutes. Soo true about Jacks
Was in a sit and go with 3 people left and wound up all in heads up with pocket 9's vs. someone else's pocket jacks.
Flopped quad 9's. Was hilarious.
Man. This is the funniest video I've seen in a long while. I didn't expect such comedy. Really funny man. Loved it.
The most epic poker video ever! Would love to see more of you!
..Dominated..
Double kill
Now I know how to play JJ. Thanks buddy.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
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So true! Only been playing Poker less than a month and this has to be the hand that busts me most of the time and the parts with the ace coming up on the river seems to happen so often on Pokerstars!
This is the best -- anytime I'm in a bad mood -- just watch this a couple times and it snaps me out. Freaking awesome!
lmao
nice video .... hope see your 72 videos on stars ... maybe u can win 2 hands ;) lolololol online poker is rigged!
The main reason they're tough is that if you hit any overcards, there's every chance you're behind, especially if there have been any preflop raises (which there almost surely would have been).
While I'm certainly no expert, I'll either go all-in preflop (if my opponents haven't indicated a Q+ pair) and at least force whoever calls me to go into coin-flip mode, or if it's cheap enough I'll flat call and hope that either I have the overpair, or I hit a set.
@TurtleKnife whast that under the poker is that that thing will the list of player info like agressive and history??
i had JJ and 500 dollars... it was 3 10 10 on the flop, 4 on the turn, the pot is 50 dollars, i go all in, An idiot calls with 4 Q, he gets a Queen on the river, i lose 500 dollars, the end.
:(
ok dude...i got the lesson: DONT EVER PLAY POCKET JACKS!............;)
that's right.. they only win like 15% of times in ANY circumstance, it's rigged.
can you still play full tilt with real money or no
5 stars, awesome vid. You gotta tell me what software your using, it looks cool.
Not how you play J's. Stop limping and 3 bet those raises.
I don't think I want your advise... LOL
I love this guys comments. This video cracks me up big time. Thanks for sharing
yo this video, ive watched around 20 times and still laugh every time. Probz my favorite video on youtube right now, seriously. Make more
its pokerstars...thats not poker. there's no poker on pokerstars only rigged shit.
@roo7227 It's one of the highest EV hands..
This is a classic video for how to play jacks, I laughed the whole way through. This is truly epic!
Nice!!
By Far one of the best videos I've ever seen. Truly brilliant made me feel so much better hahaha
@wormasd
he uses Tournament Indicator or cashgame Indicator.
I always come to see this video when im running bad and tilted . really helps me to get in a good mood
Hi, I was just wondering what the 'tournament indicator' software you are using below the Pokerstars window is?
what is this program the meter and stuff at bottom i need it
It took my stress away. Thank you, sir.
hey how do you get that poker calculator on the bottom?!!!!
doesnt anyone know!?
dude, Ive been around on TH-cam for around 5 years and this is my first comment ever - this video made my lol. and im not at all the guy who laughs at random things. thank you for the humor!
The one thing missing was flopping a set of Jacks to get called by the gut shot broadway draw of an A 10 that hits.
Hi guy's, I have a question what this is a program on this video i can't find this . ;/
From what film scene is 4:16? Please say this film must be great
What is the poker program being used???
play it like any other small pair. If a good flop doesn't come and you're getting heavy pressure just throw it away, it's usually junk. qq is the only grey area really between going all in or plaything to see the flop. kk and aa is easy try to get everyone in preflop or shove on the flop
Happened again. Same thing. On the bubble, seen so many 8-3s this game it's unreal. Total maniac wielding the big stack, calls an all in with Q-7o. Hits a Queen on the turn. So sick.
What is the Pogram he uses? where I can download it from ?
4:14 pls somebody tell me whats the name of the movie
very funny!
but how is the app called he is using?
what is that program that shows you the players statistics ?
who the hell would dislike this video? I swear i watch this video like every day and I still get laughs out of it
I love tha silence after the board comes or after the opponents showing his cards to a showdown =p
where do You play? i never get that many pocket jacks in a row....
how are you guys recording your sessions?
7 years ago I remember watching this when it first came out. Why is this on my recommended list lol?
this video needs more recognition. its aboslutely hilarious!
what is he using for all these stats?
@AlexisCapri i wanna believe that its just luck, but it happens soooo many times on fulltilt... something is just not right on that site
4:18 from what film is it?
hahah great videos. whats the HUD he's using??
This video came out on my birthday... I could not imagine a better birthday present hahaha
Think of this as a funny video to enjoy, not one to critique because you know we ALL make goofy plays sometimes.
Thanks to everyone for your comments.
nice vid. i only feel comfortable with my jacks if i hit a set on the flop. even if there are no overcards i still dont feel great about them. definitely not an easy hand to play.
hey turtle, i just recently got my account suspended and was told to email them documents of my id and utility bill, do you have any friends who have had the same experience? any recommendations? great vids!
Best analysis of how to play pocket jacks ever. You can tell this guy loves to get jacks.
wich is the program ?
seriously, Marty, that IS your best poker video ever! :) no offense, dude! i'm using TI... ;)
How did he get so many JJ's? Is this like a program or something?
somebody can say me, what calculator is?
how many account do you have?
great presentation
whats that system your using?
is that software not prohibed?
Happened again. Same thing. On the bubble, seen so many 8-3s this game it's unreal. There's a total maniac wielding the big stack, I push all in with JJ and he calls with Q-7o. Hits a Queen on the turn. So sick.
whats this program youre running?
1.30 that 38 offsuit along with that added sound, my stomach hurt from thunderous laughter.:)
it seems like to me every time i go all in with the best hand, the other guy always out draws me with like a 10 5. it makes me angry because its like they will win.
funny video but i dont like what you say about the guy who calls with KQs the first time when its a clear call (and he's actually a favourite to win on that board).
what program r u using?
what program is that?
i think the statistic program that he is using is pokershark. pls someone tell me if is not.
P.S. great video, i will remember this everytime i play JJ :)
Must have watched the video like a dozen times or so over the years and I'm still lovin' it. :D
hahahah lmao, great video to watch after a long session of tough beats and set up hands. One of the funniest ones I've seen. Still trying to find the one where a guy is giving a sitngo tutorial and he's like "ok, in this spot you have to bet 95% of his stack here so if he goes all in you know he has it and you can fold safely"... lol if anyone knows of any other halarious online poker videos like this let me know.. .cheers and gl all
I have never seen a funnier instructional video I almost peed my pants
04:12 "oooh for FUCKS safe!!!" that just came with heart gotta love it xDDDD
@Ne0x You actually didn't get the satire?
Man i totally love u when u speak like that..u r so calm even when u lose!! hahahah hilarious!!! 5/5 video!!!
short stacked I go all in pre-flop w/ pocket Jacks, I get called by 2 players w/ A 10os and A K suited; I flop a set of Jacks and they flop straight draws w/ a Q on board, they each need the cards that are in each others hand, a K or a 10, 10 hits on the river
This is one of the best Poker Videos !!