“Well Seymour I made it ‘spite your directions” “Ah, ‘tendant Chalmers, I prepared unforgettable luncheon!” “E” “Oh e god!” “My roast is ruin!” “But what if, I fast food disguise as own cooking” “Ho ho ho” “Delightfully devilish Seymour” “U” 🎶Skinner with crazy explanation, supertendent gonn need his medication when he hears skinner lame exaggerations, they’ll be trouble in town tonight!🎶 “SEYMOUR!!” “Supertendent!” “U” “Stretch my calves on the windowsill!” “Isometric exercise, care join me?” “Why is smoke coming out your oven Seymour?” “U, no! Smoke, steam, steam, steamed clams we’re having, steam clam!” “Supertendent hope ready mouthwatering burger!” “I thought we having steam clam?” “No, no I steam ham! What I call hamburgers!” “You call hamburger steam ham?” “Ye, regional dialect” “U hu, what region?” “U-upstate New York” “Really, well I’m Utica and never heard anyone phrase ham” “No, not Utica, it’s an Albany” “I e” “Now these hamburgers quite similar to ones have Krusty Burger” “Ho ho ho, no, patented skin-ger, old family ‘cipe” “For steam ham?” “Ye” “Ye, so you call steam ham ‘spite fact they’re obvious grill” “U, you know… one thing I should-“ “‘Xcuse me second” “Of course” “Ah, well was wonderful, good time had by all I’m pooped!” “Yes I should be-“ “ *GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPEN THERE!?* “ “Aurora borealis” “A-aurora boreali’?” “At this time year” “At time of day” “In this part country” “Localized entirely within your kitchen?” “Ye!” “May see it?” “No” “Seymour! House on fire!” “No mother, just northern light!” “Well Seymour, your odd fellow, but I must say, you steam good ham” “HELL! HELL!”
They speak like someone who just got back from the dentist with a tooth removed, and they can't move their mouth too much when they're trying to speak.
I can’t help but wonder how this sounds to someone that doesn’t know the script for this off by heart… I had no problems understanding them but they did sound like animal crossing characters 😅
Half way through the video my brain started filling in the gaps and I could hear the actual words. But I'm sure that if I were listening to it for the first time I would understand nothing. D:
This video is fascinating because it would likely be completely incomprehensible to someone who has never seen this scene before, but my mind can fill in the blanks and hear it mostly normally.
I don't know how this happened, but I must have seen a hundred versions of this over the years and I never noticed until today that Seymour runs back into the house at the end.
i (Lyrics): ae: e, eou, I ae i, eie ou ieio. ie: A, ueiee ae, eoe. I oe ou'e eae o a uoeae ueo! ae: ea. ie: O, ea! oa i uie! u a i I ee o uae a oo a iuie i a o ooi? [ue] eiu eii, eou. ie i i a eaaio, e ueiee' oa ee i eiaio, e e ea ie' ae eaeaio, ee' e oue i o oi! ae: EEEEEOOUUU!!! ie: ueiee! I a u...u---u ei ae o e ioi. Ioei eeie! ae o oi e? ae: i ee oe oi ou o ou oe, eou? ie: U... oo! a i' oe, i' ea! ea o e eae a e'e ai. , eae a! ie: ueiee, I oe ou'e ea o ouaei aue. ae: I ou e ee ai eae a. ie: O o, I ai 'eae a'. a' a I a aue. ae: ou a aue 'eae a'? ie: e! I' a eioa iae. ae: U-u. E, a eio? ie: U...uae e o. ae: ea? e I' o Uia a I'e ee ea aoe ue e ae 'eae a'. ie: O, o i Uia, o. I' a Aa eeio. ae: I ee. ae: ou o, ee aue ae uie iia o e oe e ae a u ue. ie: ooo, o! aee ie ue. O ai eie! ae: o eae a? ie: e. ae: e, a ou a e eae a, eie e a e ae oiou ie. ie: - U.. ou o, e... Oe i I ou... eue e o oe eo. ae: O oue. ie: e, a a oeu. A oo ie a a a. I' ooe. ae: e, I ou e--oo o, a i aei i ee?! ie: Auoa oeai? ae: A- Auoa oeai?! A i ie o ea, a i ie o a, i i a o e ou, oaie eie ii ou ie?! ie: e. ae: ...a I ee i? ie: ...o. Ae: eou! e oue i o ie! ie: o, oe, i' u e oe i. ae: e, eou, ou ae a o eo, u I u a... ou ea a oo a. Ae: e! E!!!
if you ever try sentence mixing or something like this, youd find out that consonants are sort of embedded into vowels and its practically impossible to isolate them
Animal crossing villagers be like
I was just about to say 😂
superintendent Chalmers buys Skinner's oven from him for 1,800 bells
Chalmers is the Resetti of this scene.
Weirdly more understandable than the one without vowels.
It is almost like our brains completes by itself when it hears the sounded vowels instead of
I guess more of the words is left intact.
It's just slightly faster
it literally is
@@nonexistent-yt9emknowing the phrases makes the brain complete them yea
It's a regional dialect.
The Aay dialect
Uh huh, what region?
Uhh State New York.
@@bdkq1902u ae e o
@@bdkq1902I see.
I caught a few consonant sounds in there...
EEEEE OOOORR!
"You *call* this 'Steamed Hams but it's spoken -only- with vowels' despite the fact that I could hear consonants"
(edited to reflect video renaming)
I didn't hear it, even with 0.75 and 0.5 speed. I think our brains just fill in in the missing consonants subconsciously.
Eeeeyooooore!
the r in “seymour” is a rhoticized schwa, hardly a consonant
Nah it's just an r-coloured/rhotic vowel
0:36 Sounds like "Why is smoke coming out of your underwear?"
😂
💀
Now I can’t unhear
replace smoke with moe
Is
Sounds like average npc banter
Nah... they sound like ac
@@mightymadness5355 what?
@@ToBeDeteredI think he meant Animal Crossing
@@gaspardsavoureux8680 probably
this will make a fine addition to my ham playlist
your playlist has a bunch of unrelated stuff just saying
Your playlist titles are so perfectly on theme with this I was worried something just happened to my brain
How many steamed hams videos have you lost to privatize or deleation?
"Old family pee"
"Oh-EE-A"
1:07
Played at 0.5x it is almost the same as normal
0.75 is a bit better
Bruh
It's true!
0:32 "EEYORE!!"
💀
Auoa oeai a i i o a a i i o ea, oaie eie ii ou ie?
This literally translates to What are you doing?
Auto translate translated this to: "What are you doing?"
e!
@@whistling_klutz a I ee i?
Where's i i a o e ouy
Spamming the button to skip dialogue be like:
steamed vowels
0:11 Donkey Kong!
Cool!
D K!
Donkey Kong!
@@increbidel4685 He has a funny face
indie game characters when dialog:
When you skip the animal crossing dialogue 😂
Sounds like a Banjo Kazooie dialogue
It's crazy how we've seen and heard the dialogue so many times that despite this one having any consonants, our brain fills in for them.
Steamed Hams, but both Skinner and Chalmers still have the numbing after dentist visit
this is how I imagine people speaking in different languages sounds like
EEYORE
“Well Seymour I made it ‘spite your directions”
“Ah, ‘tendant Chalmers, I prepared unforgettable luncheon!”
“E”
“Oh e god!”
“My roast is ruin!”
“But what if, I fast food disguise as own cooking”
“Ho ho ho”
“Delightfully devilish Seymour”
“U”
🎶Skinner with crazy explanation, supertendent gonn need his medication when he hears skinner lame exaggerations, they’ll be trouble in town tonight!🎶
“SEYMOUR!!”
“Supertendent!”
“U”
“Stretch my calves on the windowsill!”
“Isometric exercise, care join me?”
“Why is smoke coming out your oven Seymour?”
“U, no! Smoke, steam, steam, steamed clams we’re having, steam clam!”
“Supertendent hope ready mouthwatering burger!”
“I thought we having steam clam?”
“No, no I steam ham! What I call hamburgers!”
“You call hamburger steam ham?”
“Ye, regional dialect”
“U hu, what region?”
“U-upstate New York”
“Really, well I’m Utica and never heard anyone phrase ham”
“No, not Utica, it’s an Albany”
“I e”
“Now these hamburgers quite similar to ones have Krusty Burger”
“Ho ho ho, no, patented skin-ger, old family ‘cipe”
“For steam ham?”
“Ye”
“Ye, so you call steam ham ‘spite fact they’re obvious grill”
“U, you know… one thing I should-“
“‘Xcuse me second”
“Of course”
“Ah, well was wonderful, good time had by all I’m pooped!”
“Yes I should be-“
“ *GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPEN THERE!?* “
“Aurora borealis”
“A-aurora boreali’?”
“At this time year”
“At time of day”
“In this part country”
“Localized entirely within your kitchen?”
“Ye!”
“May see it?”
“No”
“Seymour! House on fire!”
“No mother, just northern light!”
“Well Seymour, your odd fellow, but I must say, you steam good ham”
“HELL! HELL!”
0:31 winnie the pooh when addressing a certain donkey:
Funny that this is still understandable
I was hoping the vowel sounds would be stretched out, so they took up as much time as the syllables they come from
Steamed Hams, brought to you by The Sims
You know when your sick and you try to talk and then the words come out with only the vowels? Thats what this feels like
They speak like someone who just got back from the dentist with a tooth removed, and they can't move their mouth too much when they're trying to speak.
Friday Night Steamin'
Finally; I was looking for the FNF comparison
I can't believe there are still new spins to come up with for this old meme
0:32 *DONKEY SOUNDS INTENSIFY*
I like the fact that I still understand what they're talking
Star Fox SNES speech.
I was thinking Banjo Kazooie but that too
1:35 Chalmer sounds like he says "Is that it?"
.50 speed. It sounds like a language that could exist.
I can’t help but wonder how this sounds to someone that doesn’t know the script for this off by heart… I had no problems understanding them but they did sound like animal crossing characters 😅
undertale dialogue
no way its the ultrakill slop person
Put this at half speed and it sounds like your Discord connection is busted
Half way through the video my brain started filling in the gaps and I could hear the actual words.
But I'm sure that if I were listening to it for the first time I would understand nothing. D:
That EEEE OOOO at the end of the themesong really hit
This video is fascinating because it would likely be completely incomprehensible to someone who has never seen this scene before, but my mind can fill in the blanks and hear it mostly normally.
i swear that this is what it's like to rewatch old cartoons on psychedelics, but only if they're not anime
Steamed hams but everyone is in lockjaw
I can’t imagine how long this took
Steamed Hams as performed by Inklings.
If you already know what's being said, you can figure out what's going on here. If not, well, I'm praying for your sanity.
1:38 E OR
OR A O A
Raw footage of two civilised men, taking a food while talking like they are 100 year old people
when you hold down the fast forward button on a cd player
i like when he says nicely may i see it
Thought they were having steamed clams but in reality they were having eae a
Funny how we can understand thw dialog ever with the vowels
excellent work
This is so sickeningly funny
this amuses me greatly. thank you
The jingle still has some consonants pronounced
steamed hams but performed by banjo kazooie voice actors
Steamed Hams if you lobotomized the writers as they wrote the script.
This was just hilarious! I love that you can still fully understand it!! :)
Dialog in Paper Mario:
i o e i e e ou ai "au o a o ea i "😂
I don't know how this happened, but I must have seen a hundred versions of this over the years and I never noticed until today that Seymour runs back into the house at the end.
So that's how written Arabic sounds like.
now we have the Animalese dub!
0:39 what I used to sound like after a night of whiskey
Steamed Hams in the FNF universe:
i just got a striking headache
"EEEEEEH.....EEEEEEEEEEEEH"
Paper Mario TTYD remake dialogue boxes be like
This is what human speech would sound like if we didn't evolve to have tongues
Seymour? More like Eeyore.
Ea a is one hell of a regional dialect.
0:48 I don’t have any plans.
its still understandable
Chorus of Brain Power be like:
‘H’ in ‘hohoho’ is a consonant
AU O A O EA I ?! 1:29
- o eae a?
- e!
**EEEEEYYYOOOOOOORRRE!!!!**
Alien talk
Need full captions
Friday Night Funkin' language
new fnf mod dropped
For a majority you can like- make out what they’re saying through the vowels. But some parts are completely incomprehensible
I hate that I can still fully understand everything they're saying
Is this how they did the dialogue for Banjo Kazooie?
Splatoon
*Animal Crossing
@@meggubravo8373*Splatoon
Am I the only one who can hear consonants when there are none?
I should check my Animal Crossing save
ALL SHIPS CHECK IN!!
[Obligatory FNF Reference]
Mr. ee-oh ih-uh and eh-ee ah-uh, who speak only the middles of words!
(Shoutout to anyone who got this Monty Python reference)
*Pearled Jams*
i (Lyrics):
ae: e, eou, I ae i, eie ou ieio.
ie: A, ueiee ae, eoe. I oe ou'e eae o a uoeae ueo!
ae: ea.
ie: O, ea! oa i uie! u a i I ee o uae a oo a iuie i a o ooi? [ue] eiu eii, eou.
ie i i a eaaio,
e ueiee' oa ee i eiaio,
e e ea ie' ae eaeaio,
ee' e oue i o oi!
ae: EEEEEOOUUU!!!
ie: ueiee! I a u...u---u ei ae o e ioi. Ioei eeie! ae o oi e?
ae: i ee oe oi ou o ou oe, eou?
ie: U... oo! a i' oe, i' ea! ea o e eae a e'e ai. , eae a!
ie: ueiee, I oe ou'e ea o ouaei aue.
ae: I ou e ee ai eae a.
ie: O o, I ai 'eae a'. a' a I a aue.
ae: ou a aue 'eae a'?
ie: e! I' a eioa iae.
ae: U-u. E, a eio?
ie: U...uae e o.
ae: ea? e I' o Uia a I'e ee ea aoe ue e ae 'eae a'.
ie: O, o i Uia, o. I' a Aa eeio.
ae: I ee.
ae: ou o, ee aue ae uie iia o e oe e ae a u ue.
ie: ooo, o! aee ie ue. O ai eie!
ae: o eae a?
ie: e.
ae: e, a ou a e eae a, eie e a e ae oiou ie.
ie: - U.. ou o, e... Oe i I ou... eue e o oe eo.
ae: O oue.
ie: e, a a oeu. A oo ie a a a. I' ooe.
ae: e, I ou e--oo o, a i aei i ee?!
ie: Auoa oeai?
ae: A- Auoa oeai?! A i ie o ea, a i ie o a, i i a o e ou, oaie eie ii ou ie?!
ie: e.
ae: ...a I ee i?
ie: ...o.
Ae: eou! e oue i o ie!
ie: o, oe, i' u e oe i.
ae: e, eou, ou ae a o eo, u I u a... ou ea a oo a.
Ae: e! E!!!
EEYORE!!!
1:00 I see what you did there. Completely removing the word "C" from what Chalmers said.
ea'e a?
o o, ea'e a!
auoa oeai? a i ie o ea, a i ie o a, i i a o e ouy, oaie eiey ii ou ie?
I still hear a bunch of ls, ms and ns, among others
It can be hard to splice audio that precisely, some editing programs don't even let you zoom in that close for the audio.
if you ever try sentence mixing or something like this, youd find out that consonants are sort of embedded into vowels and its practically impossible to isolate them
And our brains fill in the missing consonants subconsciously whether we like it or not, because we've heard the dialogue so many times.
Now do it with consonants only