Haddaway - What Is Love (Medieval Style | Bardcore)

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  • What Is Love by Haddaway in a medieval/fantasy Bardcore version. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
    Original Music: Junior Torello, Dee Dee Halligan
    Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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    ⚜️ The cover is made with parts of the (authentic) Bayeux Tapestry. You can build your own medieval comic with the Historic Tale Construction Kit.
    #bardcore #medievalstyle #corneliuslink

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  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9079

    Henry VIII: What is love?
    His wives: baby don't hurt me

    • @Zeytrixx
      @Zeytrixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Hehe Jiren comments go brr brr

    • @JeffyBoi-qn5xf
      @JeffyBoi-qn5xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      God What is Obama’s last name I want the true answer please.

    • @VOID_PLEX
      @VOID_PLEX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh lmao

    • @joshuaherrmann6426
      @joshuaherrmann6426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh my God.......This...This is beautiful.

  • @Mister.Weatherbee
    @Mister.Weatherbee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13591

    When you're in an arranged marriage to strengthen the alliance with Bohemia

    • @sid5378
      @sid5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      lmao

    • @AleronWolf
      @AleronWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      When you von Hambsburg

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      You during arranged marriage in Bohemia :
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @kaiser_wilhelm_5364
      @kaiser_wilhelm_5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Aleron Wolf von Habsburg*

    • @originalnick473
      @originalnick473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ayyyy

  • @fishum6483
    @fishum6483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19659

    Mistress don't harm me, don't harm me, henceforth.

    • @Ex456rex
      @Ex456rex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      Thank you very much i now can't unhear it

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      10/10
      Well done!

    • @claudiaperi4990
      @claudiaperi4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      What be love?

    • @tonyc.0451
      @tonyc.0451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Already singing this now.

    • @bruhknight6197
      @bruhknight6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      What doth love be?

  • @livinglegend7670
    @livinglegend7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6103

    Bardcore is the best thing to come out of coronavirus.

    • @JacquesSnacques
      @JacquesSnacques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      That's it. There's no better fit for the name of this genre. This is what it's called now.

    • @Chris-qo4rt
      @Chris-qo4rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      scam

    • @MrDunez1
      @MrDunez1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bardcore lol

    • @VilePile7v7
      @VilePile7v7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      420th like (funny number)

    • @shisuka6022
      @shisuka6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@VilePile7v7 its not a funny number its the number of weed

  • @carlosr7622
    @carlosr7622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9048

    this was released summer of 1334 i’m getting so nostalgic right now

    • @HYPERrerere
      @HYPERrerere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Nah, it was played localy in tavern

    • @mekaylahvideos
      @mekaylahvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Same 😖

    • @timokonig5171
      @timokonig5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I feel it, i never forget this 😂🍺

    • @SL_RivviN
      @SL_RivviN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      1337* (leet for life)

    • @sergeanselmo8286
      @sergeanselmo8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your momma so old that.....nevermind

  • @waynes.wilson6616
    @waynes.wilson6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4765

    When thy companions beseech thee to accompany them to the local tavern.

  • @fabroski7113
    @fabroski7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2532

    Romeo: "I love you, Juliet"
    Juliet: "ok, but i gotta marry count paris"
    Romeo:

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Also romeo:
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @cesarsolis5449
      @cesarsolis5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7 more likes.😈👹👿🎅

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@temavero2124 goddammit

    • @harizzhadiyanfajri8852
      @harizzhadiyanfajri8852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@temavero2124 goddamnit

    • @philleW12
      @philleW12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Roses are red, violets are blue,
      Baby don’t hurt me, i love you

  • @illvminatvs3194
    @illvminatvs3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4833

    This man kickstarted an entire genre.

    • @dilafd5743
      @dilafd5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      The founder of Bardcore

    • @legoyoda8431
      @legoyoda8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      כן. הבחור הזה ממש צ׳אד

    • @teamcastro9187
      @teamcastro9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      צ'אד ציוני מדינת ישראל
      Bardcore was already a thing, this man boomed it.

    • @yarenkocer6714
      @yarenkocer6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yh lol :)

    • @sean-e-boy
      @sean-e-boy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      no he didnt beedles did

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4084

    When thou art at the village dance and a comely maiden showeth thee her ankle.

    • @richardarmstrong9770
      @richardarmstrong9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Yes yes now undo the first 7 buttons of your 1000 button dress.

    • @zakhawker344
      @zakhawker344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      knowing the medieval period it's more likely she'd just get her tits out

    • @sps2611-w7m
      @sps2611-w7m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *thy village

    • @warandwar227
      @warandwar227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Thou maiden might be a HERETIC!

    • @our_illumination949
      @our_illumination949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@zakhawker344 the oldest trick in the book right? Need attention? Show em yer tets

  • @chadthundercock5641
    @chadthundercock5641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    - Tavern wench shows her ankles
    - Thou and thine brethren:

  • @RowanProductions
    @RowanProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7334

    When you're so early the church bell hasn't rung yet.

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Thine piety shalt suffer no inquiry

    • @customerservice1565
      @customerservice1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Best seats attained

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@customerservice1565 Verily, mine eyes observe the altar well from hither

    • @user-ue3dz2fh1i
      @user-ue3dz2fh1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What church bell?

    • @user-gu5rh8tu8w
      @user-gu5rh8tu8w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      pewdieipe Thou hath missed the joke.

  • @moonflame1170
    @moonflame1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    Be this love?
    Maiden, pray, spare me
    Pray, spare me
    Henceforth

    • @unsociable9607
      @unsociable9607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      underrated my dude.

    • @adamh.4933
      @adamh.4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unsociable9607 too true.

    • @JACBoyJesse
      @JACBoyJesse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sooooo underrated.

    • @Aesthety
      @Aesthety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS TOOK ME OUTTTT 💀💀💀💀

    • @riggstwenty2
      @riggstwenty2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeh now I shall be singing this forever...... cheers

  • @kazanshin4108
    @kazanshin4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8849

    "Never Gonna Give You Up" medieval style. We're gonna rickroll the nobility, the clergy and the third estate all at once.

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      THEY WILL CHOP ME HEAD,AND ALL OF YA SWASH BUCKLING RAT-BRAINED HEADS! HAVE ZU THOUGHTZ ABOUT THE CONSIQUENCEZ,YOU ALL WILL BE SCREAMING PAIN! JESUS FLIPPING COCK!

    • @NotSaddamHussein
      @NotSaddamHussein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Finally, i will have my revenge!

    • @ZacharySchultedotcom
      @ZacharySchultedotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      got you covered buddy th-cam.com/video/7INRWFj0JyA/w-d-xo.html

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ZacharySchultedotcom AHHH

    • @decasaint532
      @decasaint532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES

  • @cuddlyguineapigs
    @cuddlyguineapigs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7911

    This makes me wanna dance so hard at the tavern, my ankles might show.

    • @DrakeMagnum
      @DrakeMagnum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

      Beg mercy upon thy Lord damsel! Tis a folly to risk such ill favor, unless thy do such in secret of the underground taverns wherest the Lord's eye cannot penetrate.

    • @henrymaher4145
      @henrymaher4145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      Scandalous wench!

    • @NatosStuff
      @NatosStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      begone, temptress!

    • @mexmii8525
      @mexmii8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Not the ankles

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      _hArLoT!_

  • @dist0rted320
    @dist0rted320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3072

    Whens't thine own wife falls into an embrace other than thine own.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Tis a bad feel

    • @scootch4224
      @scootch4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Scarres thine heart every fortnight

    • @thesayxx
      @thesayxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Thats why good Ser's should report thine wenches to thine holy church for practicing witchcraft, when good Ser's suspect adultery!

    • @scootch4224
      @scootch4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      BloodRaven God be with you

    • @dist0rted320
      @dist0rted320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@thesayxx Godspeed, good Ser Knight!

  • @AndyRoidEU
    @AndyRoidEU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    The moment when you realize
    that this is a trend *this summer*
    because the plague was a thing mainly in _medieval times_

    • @oniflrog4487
      @oniflrog4487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      " Time is an invariant of every transformation" ... so we are back in a dark age due to a plague xD

    • @Phoenix-the-Poet
      @Phoenix-the-Poet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When you realize that means we are in MEDIEVAL ERA mark 2. The dark ages always come with autocrats and plagues.

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Phoenix-the-Poet Actually, we had plenty of autocrats and plagues that didn't result in a dark age. The first dark age was apparently caused by the collapse of global trade and conflict ("sea peoples") that may have been climate driven. The second was caused by infighting between Roman elites weakening the empire to the point where it was defeated, and again took a large chunk of global trade from Europe with it. If we have another dark age, it will likely be due to global trade collapsing.

    • @TwiGuy4
      @TwiGuy4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Merennulli so if china stops sending stuff to the usa basically

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TwiGuy4 We're diversifying with our sweatshop labor sources. It would need to be all of Asia now.

  • @joshuagraham6894
    @joshuagraham6894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    When you get married to a baroness because you managed to kill a man on horseback in a joust

    • @virgilebonnaud5525
      @virgilebonnaud5525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anton Babani how does it work?

    • @Elmonsterhombre
      @Elmonsterhombre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@virgilebonnaud5525 By having money/possessions and power. Jousting is more a late medieval thing. It was at some point taken over by the high nobles from the low nobility (Knights, etc.), i think. It was more of a sport thing

    • @Elmonsterhombre
      @Elmonsterhombre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anton Babani I didn't mean it that way. I just tried to say that a poor knight probably didn't get a baroness, no matter how many men he jousted off their mighty stallions or steeds

    • @hopoutattheafterparty6245
      @hopoutattheafterparty6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Anton Babani
      Imagine supporting the medieval nobility structure

    • @luizandrade6900
      @luizandrade6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anton Babani It is...

  • @JWaldmeister
    @JWaldmeister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    this beat is sicker than 50 year old medieval peasants

    • @Daniele-et5ks
      @Daniele-et5ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@william20303 he was.. the ruler of one of the most powerful States of the time.. he was no peasant

    • @freshtoast9578
      @freshtoast9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ​@InFlames4lyf blacksmiths quite commonly reached a pretty old age up to 60 and more. they did so often enough that most peasants thought the fumes from a blacksmiths forge extended life so they would ask to huff their forge. the average life span is also much lower in medieval stats since so many died at birth. even bc people lived beyond 25 very often in rome people needed to be over 25 years old minimum to be a senator.

    • @Nangong123
      @Nangong123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@william20303 VENICE MENTIONED

    • @MrHejke
      @MrHejke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If they were able to live until their 50s then the could've lived much longer. High mortality was linked with young age, there were a lot of old men in medieval times, just a lot of dead infants and kids as well...

    • @beenie3708
      @beenie3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM WEEEEZING LMAOOOOOO

  • @jamewtf
    @jamewtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2686

    Whens’t thine wife showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

    • @isidora5201
      @isidora5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @afootineachworld *butter churning intensifies*

    • @jamewtf
      @jamewtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      afootineachworld Ooh even better

    • @cjpk1687
      @cjpk1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good lord man!

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @afootineachworld : Amish country perhaps?

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *When thy wife doth nay showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

  • @eendiiee.
    @eendiiee. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    Girlfriend: what kind of music do you prefer?
    Me: it's complicated...

    • @diakamal2725
      @diakamal2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahaha love it

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If I can't tell my bf that I heart this music, we aren't meant to be anyway lol

    • @xxcrazyrex21xx17
      @xxcrazyrex21xx17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tis complexing

    • @EasternSniper
      @EasternSniper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ''Bardcore''

    • @abhinavahirwar2869
      @abhinavahirwar2869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @masteroogway5932
    @masteroogway5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    When thee maketh premarital eye contact with a dandy maiden at church:

    • @hiimme101
      @hiimme101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      *Thou makest. I will grammar Nazi archaic second person singular present versus present indicative.
      Kids these days wyth their standardized spellings and their lack of a proper distinction between second persons singular and plural thus resulting in forms such as y'all and yins arising to take the place left by thee/thy/thou leaving putting "you" as the indistinct singular and plural. Smh.

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@hiimme101 Shaking mine own headeth

    • @hermocrasbreadlord9557
      @hermocrasbreadlord9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@hiimme101 I shall eateth thy sandwich
      Thou art gay
      I shall put a curse on thee
      A few examples how to use the words

    • @dapper4459
      @dapper4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah ye verocious dog ye, thou makest the lewdest of comments whilst i attend my business in the privy.

    • @notfutomomo3424
      @notfutomomo3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thy lord shall pass judgement on thee for taking such fair church maiden. No regeret'eth

  • @SkillBill1000.
    @SkillBill1000. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2042

    Jim Carey’s ancestor dancing to this in a horse carriage with the boys

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3060

    This comment section is literally a medieval tavern.

    • @DrakeMagnum
      @DrakeMagnum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Verily! Dare thou cast doubt on the cunning of your fellow man?

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Silence wenche, bringeth fourth another mead!

    • @selloutsanders5774
      @selloutsanders5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      How dare thy, nothing wrong with an ale to wash the sins away.

    • @daveyhasstuffs7720
      @daveyhasstuffs7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To thy God spede you

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@selloutsanders5774"Thou" must one speaketh, thou art not verily a dweller o' our hamlet if thou can not even speak the tongue o' our folk like thou must!

  • @KoongYe
    @KoongYe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Imagine someone in the medieval time actually made a song like this. I wonder if it'd be a hit, dud, or a death penalty.

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    "Mother! Over yonder a bullock cart with three peasants, their heads... swaying in tandem, as if possessed! Is this the dark times of plague grandfather foretold?"

    • @pistachioinlove2862
      @pistachioinlove2862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Maybe the dancing plague, aye

    • @BinBintheRiceCake
      @BinBintheRiceCake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aye! thy lute gone awray!

    • @bigmanbossman
      @bigmanbossman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nay, it be but a harmless jest!

    • @beepboop9712
      @beepboop9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nay, 'tis but the herold of good fortune to come.

    • @predcon1
      @predcon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Are ye trav'ling to Roxbury Faire?

  • @hopekee
    @hopekee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2988

    "What music you listening to?"
    Me: "Oh, just 80's music"
    "Cool, the 80's were great my parents always said"
    Me: "Your parents lived in 1180?"

    • @andrina118
      @andrina118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Bloody Norman rubbish, give me the Anglo-Saxon version any day

    • @STPickrell
      @STPickrell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Twist: But it's the 1480s.

    • @fadelbaabud8968
      @fadelbaabud8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fokin hell 😂😂

    • @Nolroa
      @Nolroa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Actually, “What is Love?” was released in '92... 1192, I guess.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nolberto Roa Pulido
      Bah we were still coming off that common cold it felt like the years never went on😂

  • @wuphy
    @wuphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    And I shouteth: “Beseech you meekly, that is not thy baroness, that is my wife!”

    • @yarnsafetygoggles6400
      @yarnsafetygoggles6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I shouteth" maketh no sense. That would literally be "I shouts".

    • @davidsstalidzans2167
      @davidsstalidzans2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@unm0vedm0ver off with yer head

    • @wuphy
      @wuphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cambarcus you are corrects, i are sorries, i thanks you

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidsstalidzans2167 address me not, unwashed peasant.

  • @iam_blitz_
    @iam_blitz_ ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Imagine walking into the tavern right after a glorious day of battle and the bards are cooking this heat in the corner while endless mead is being served to the patrons

  • @DNBKINGDNB
    @DNBKINGDNB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    When you call your vassals into a war and they don't answer the call.

    • @gingerbrettman5665
      @gingerbrettman5665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      When you go to investigate to find your vassal getting wiped out 5 to 1 by an enemy army.

    • @SomberYeti
      @SomberYeti 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Total war?

    • @joeschmo6488
      @joeschmo6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SomberYeti ck2

    • @NateWolf777
      @NateWolf777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SomberYeti Probably EU IV

    • @TheFirstGroover
      @TheFirstGroover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man😂😂😂😂 you kill me

  • @prohobbyist5872
    @prohobbyist5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Imagine a time traveler going back in time and composing these.

    • @sev.3.163
      @sev.3.163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It'd be nice to go back and see if modern music would be as successful as it is nowadays

    • @nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480
      @nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He'll be burned at the stake (?)

    • @YOUVVITCH
      @YOUVVITCH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 Nah. Probably hung. People were barely burnt at the stake. But only if he makes it obvious he's a time traveller.

    • @4Yfaz
      @4Yfaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@YOUVVITCH It will be pretty much impossible to pass as local even if you speak the language and if you're alone and are a foreigner you're gonna get robbed for sure and probably killed

    • @JamesTKirk-cg4hl
      @JamesTKirk-cg4hl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He probably would die from an infection before he could even compose it. Our bodies are not immune against the germs of medieval era

  • @ollyviawarren3916
    @ollyviawarren3916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2479

    I used to skip like a little girl when thy merchants would play this ditty

    • @vulturonix7460
      @vulturonix7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      k

    • @colebruen2082
      @colebruen2082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      k

    • @demonhunter5478
      @demonhunter5478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      K

    • @vector9511
      @vector9511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My merchants?

    • @monslenomer
      @monslenomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You must hail from a very talented realm, where merchants also learn how to play music!

  • @Cloud.Strife
    @Cloud.Strife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:49 When the bagpipes dropeth!

    • @forest6045
      @forest6045 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its sad that whatever dances they did that they all had names for died with them. Someone better document the griddy and the dougie at least

  • @randombluepig8905
    @randombluepig8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1609

    What is love?
    Answer: The amount of effort put into this video

    • @emmata98
      @emmata98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Of course many people forget how much work you have to put in a good quality video.

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @William Napier i agree

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, The Answer Is: Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt Me, No More.

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @William Napier Nope, Not An R/Woooooosh.

    • @blue_kobolt1785
      @blue_kobolt1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good answer :)

  • @itschichi2211
    @itschichi2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4731

    When thou fell in love with the wench only for thou to discover that she was the village witch, and thou was beneath a love spell
    I must thank thou for thine likes you have bestowed on this here publication of thoughts :)

    • @ethanmarble2866
      @ethanmarble2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      thou art a simp nonetheless
      Tis unordinary, for so many to admire mine words and at now i doth recincile with mine understanding of other such document changes

    • @jayk4828
      @jayk4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@ethanmarble2866 a begger of Harlots

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@ethanmarble2866 *NOBODY EXPECTS THE GOLDEN HORDE*

    • @greedysheldon1254
      @greedysheldon1254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How to get a new wife

    • @epsilomtrent932
      @epsilomtrent932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      greedysheldon 12 dost thou seeketh a maiden worthy of thy hand in marriage?

  • @elysse5294
    @elysse5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    When I first discovered Astronomia but Medieval Tavern Style I was like, “what is this?”. Now I know. It is love. Baby don’t hurt me.

  • @viabum
    @viabum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The thing I've always appreciated about Cornelius Link is that it really sounds like someone performing. A lot of Bardcore on TH-cam just sounds like they plugged songs into an acoustic MIDI music maker or something. If people enjoy that, far be it from me to try and take that from them, but Cornelius has always felt so much more organic and been that much closer to a "medieval" cover, silly as that sounds.

  • @werdna8815
    @werdna8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    The question many an ancient philosopher has asked, one that the monks who composed this tune were thinking of at the time.

  • @endraandre
    @endraandre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    Mine peasant companions and I wend 'round visiteth all the nobles' parties

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mine peasant friends and I, sir!

    • @endraandre
      @endraandre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Nerdlore. i thank thee heartily

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@endraandre Nay problem, good sir!

    • @clairestordahl6160
      @clairestordahl6160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see the montage now

    • @mrxenagos8514
      @mrxenagos8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aye! And when thine bard stops playing we whip him

  • @JACBoyJesse
    @JACBoyJesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2785

    I just imagine three peasants bobbing their heads to this in a horse drawn wagon.

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Plot twist:The horse is also bopping its head

    • @GuidesBlitz
      @GuidesBlitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      thou hath a underrated comment

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The horse, or Oxen if they prefer a better transit on a wagon laden with three peasants, would also bob its head

    • @csmiika
      @csmiika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      one of the most underrated comments in youtube history

    • @killxtech1302
      @killxtech1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      At some point they hit a pothole and the bard falls out so they freak out then stop to pick him back up. Then they carry on as if nothing ever happened

  • @azn9636
    @azn9636 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "By order of His Majesty, Henry VIII, you have been sentenced to death via. beheading."
    "No thanks."

  • @_swapnil_
    @_swapnil_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3009

    "tHe 60s sUcKeD! 1600s mUsIc wAs bEtTeR.

    • @ammaren9459
      @ammaren9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It was tho

    • @phoenixfoster-smith8585
      @phoenixfoster-smith8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Actually i'm a fan of the 1300s. 1600s was too complex and stuff, it sucked.

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dorset Mapper I agree, too much hipster stuff they were trying too hard

    • @jokuihmehyyppa
      @jokuihmehyyppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@phoenixfoster-smith8585 1300s sucks. You want real music? 11th & 12th century chants!

    • @fossilfountain
      @fossilfountain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All jokes aside are there any actual musical records from the early medieval period?

  • @Stephen7764.
    @Stephen7764. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I remember when me and the lads use to play this on our way to Roxburry tavern.

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    All Star is inevitable. Might as well get it out of the way.

    • @beanbirdie
      @beanbirdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      May I introduce to you, All Star as an English madrigal? th-cam.com/video/mbDjE_G383k/w-d-xo.html

    • @bitsandbolts7884
      @bitsandbolts7884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't wait

    • @THEDR0NEZ0NE
      @THEDR0NEZ0NE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We'll be getting never going to give you up by the end of the month

    • @bitsandbolts7884
      @bitsandbolts7884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@THEDR0NEZ0NE I need that in my life

    • @YotoBoto
      @YotoBoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Claire Teusch thank god it isn’t a rick roll. We safe guys

  • @chriro0960
    @chriro0960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    Only 30s kids will remember
    1330 that is

    • @memedbengul4350
      @memedbengul4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I thought you were going to say 1930s

    • @keyboardnoise8919
      @keyboardnoise8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      memed bengul I-

    • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh
      @hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@memedbengul4350 well... What... ummmm is this a woosh or...?

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what XD

    • @marg1035
      @marg1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I was born in 1380s and I feel I was born in the wrong generation.

  • @masonwingate7683
    @masonwingate7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    When thy favoured wench doth shedeth her affections upon thine archrival and thou art left by thineself to mourn, but thou art a bard of the highest calibre and havest thy lute within a stone's throw.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's Actually Pretty Good! -Just One Thing, Should Be "Thine Archival"-

    • @BigNutts21
      @BigNutts21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wat?

    • @masonwingate7683
      @masonwingate7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rateeightx thank you! I shall fix that posthaste

    • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
      @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment section is lacking Shakespearean

    • @SiPakRubah
      @SiPakRubah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man, I wish I could understand middle English language

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    When thy king arranges thy marriage to his inbreed heir

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The king in 2023 would be like:
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @omegaonthefly1977
      @omegaonthefly1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Mary! We’re all inbred!”

    • @ZOCCOK
      @ZOCCOK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omegaonthefly1977 I took over a month to realize that oversimplified reference

  • @jayarfa8453
    @jayarfa8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4987

    This song inspired William Shakespeare to write Romeo & Juliet.

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      *sees a good comment*
      *likes it*
      "We will watch your career with great interest."

    • @yolisamsomi1130
      @yolisamsomi1130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @mazinosman1142
      @mazinosman1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes

    • @jadedrawz
      @jadedrawz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right you are

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They made a spinoff of this in the 20th century. Truly horrible.

  • @aristosh1tpost
    @aristosh1tpost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Wait, I've just get the joke: the three guys in the cart are a reference to the video of three Jim Carrys in the car dancing to this song. Well done!

    • @qwertyasd889
      @qwertyasd889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg true!!!! Haha!

    • @Zimisce85
      @Zimisce85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow. Now I demand a video version with guys redoing Jim Carry SNL skit but dressed in medieval robes. And I expect the guys of Viva La Dirt League to be enlisted for that.

    • @Aleksander_Hnatjuk
      @Aleksander_Hnatjuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Night at the Roxbury! :D

  • @imayes
    @imayes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    What art Affection?
    Damsel, withhold mine harm
    Withhold mine harm
    Henceforth

    • @jigzo78
      @jigzo78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm thinkin' this is the one

    • @Rawilow
      @Rawilow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jigzo78 same here

    • @psychtank8681
      @psychtank8681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup this is it

    • @vulpesinculta3478
      @vulpesinculta3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Undoubtedly

    • @keinotee
      @keinotee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we have a winrar

  • @mr.badtouchman
    @mr.badtouchman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    This video: What is love?
    Me: It's this video. THIS is love.

    • @lordchop7
      @lordchop7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Epic

    • @2k7u
      @2k7u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats what i was going to say :(

    • @cheesebrackers
      @cheesebrackers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're so damn right-

    • @TehDenizenz
      @TehDenizenz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love and Dedication.

    • @oldpigeon4498
      @oldpigeon4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shrek is love

  • @AdWipe
    @AdWipe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    I'm so glad the algorithm is sending me stuff like this rather than the type of content on trending

    • @camicus-3249
      @camicus-3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      People give the algorithm a lot of flak, but it always gives me exactly what I want before I knew I did

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You dont get recommended the stuff on trending unless you watch it

    • @wisdoom9153
      @wisdoom9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@insertmemorableusernameher6795 weird thing is, i watched lots of computer hardware channel n accidentally clicked ONE music video.
      Guess what's popping up after that? Bjillion of music vids, ranged from old to new.
      Yeah, the algorithm is kinda f*cked up for me.

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wisdoom9153
      If you mark enough videos as "not inerested", you could probably get rid of the recommendations

    • @emmata98
      @emmata98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agree.
      There is like only one video on the german trending I like :)
      (Game Two)

  • @lucifermorningstar3709
    @lucifermorningstar3709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ah yeas, I remember back in the 90s when this was released.
    The good old 1090s

  • @dertobinator580
    @dertobinator580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Me and my boys cruisin to a medieval disco.

  • @Rychlas
    @Rychlas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    I imagine them riding through a village at night, and shaking their heads, but mostly because the road is actually very bumpy.
    .
    .
    .
    Edit: Cornelius, could you please make a version in the style of the first 30 seconds? It's so mellancholic, so mellow, just beautiful. I'd love to listen to a longer version of this slow, beautifully crafted medieval piece about unrequited love.

    • @김철수-l3r
      @김철수-l3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i dislike and adore this kind of humour

    • @darkkitty22
      @darkkitty22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😭😭

    • @chakinabox
      @chakinabox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Would make a really funny scene for a Mel Brooks movie!

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@김철수-l3r You were trying to cross the border right?

  • @dio.8598
    @dio.8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    when king henry decided he doesnt need that many wives

  • @SKYZO4
    @SKYZO4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    0:49 I love how accurate this sounds to the original

  • @Fukei_Mono
    @Fukei_Mono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I absolutely adore how the comment thread just went full-on Shakespeare.

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @RD Marvel
      Please pardon me. For I am still a spring chicken in this community.

    • @auslander1776
      @auslander1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thou shalt be forgiven if thine heart be pure

    • @sbrevolver15
      @sbrevolver15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Forsooth thine commentary is most droll.

    • @RealBillyFanword
      @RealBillyFanword 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sir William Shakespeare: Nay
      Sir John of Birkshire: *I SAY*

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PSA: Thou is ruder than You. The word thou is much more intimate than You, the same way the German "du" is much less polite and less formal than Sie (not sie). You English speakers decided to ditch 'thou' while keeping plural-you and formal 'You', while we Swedes for whatever reason decided to ditch the formal 'You' and just use thou for singular and you for plural.

  • @p.f.886
    @p.f.886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    We are waiting for getting rickrolled, *medieval style.*

  • @rhysbfilm
    @rhysbfilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Nobody:
    Thee and thy gents vibeth in thy town square:

    • @jonasastrom7422
      @jonasastrom7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peace be upon thee

    • @mazinosman1142
      @mazinosman1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I appreaciate thy comment

    • @rhysbfilm
      @rhysbfilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grammercy for thy reply, Mazin Osman.

  • @shaunisaint-louis7204
    @shaunisaint-louis7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Yo imagine being so bored that you created a whole new genre of music it’s amazing

  • @DBDenzz
    @DBDenzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Tis the phenomenon of attraction? Fair Maiden, cease thine maltreatment of thee forthwith.

    • @noo6692
      @noo6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME MAMAI LA Q CUELGA POH QLO

    • @regileblindsea
      @regileblindsea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude you're mixing modern fancy English with old English. They didn't use words like "Phenomenon" and "Maltreatment" in medieval English, those are Latin words. Also, "Thee" means "You", so you're saying "Don't hurt you". I get that the comment is a joke and not supposed to be perfect, but if you don't even know the difference between old English and modern fancy English vocabulary, maybe you should let someone else make this joke instead.

    • @mr.mann.7519
      @mr.mann.7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Regile Blindsea dude. it’s just a joke
      don’t crap your pants over it

    • @bigiron9393
      @bigiron9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Regile Blindsea how about you make the joke then ey? And have some other person come up and say your comment was utter garbage? Not very nice is it?

    • @d_o_ugieuwu6299
      @d_o_ugieuwu6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@regileblindsea you're the worst

  • @user-zo7qi8vw8j
    @user-zo7qi8vw8j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    i would love to see neon genesis evangelion opening in medieval style

    • @Ed-zl7uj
      @Ed-zl7uj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Get in the Carriage, Shinji!

    • @superninja252
      @superninja252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      i dont think i neeeded this until see this comment

    • @user-rf9pb8dv3z
      @user-rf9pb8dv3z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      jesus christ that would be next level

    • @_subahri
      @_subahri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes pls

    • @eurobeastg12
      @eurobeastg12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes pls

  • @DDreaa
    @DDreaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    I was expecting someone in the back saying “baby don’t hurt me”

    • @CeramicQuill
      @CeramicQuill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Babe, hurteth me not.

    • @mirceaionescu960
      @mirceaionescu960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Quit nocuerunt mihi infantem

    • @DDreaa
      @DDreaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ceramic Quill Ha

    • @peacethroughacoustics3163
      @peacethroughacoustics3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hurt me not, fair maiden

    • @dyjjy
      @dyjjy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aua bitte tu mir nicht weh!

  • @HighGround-rx1lr
    @HighGround-rx1lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Please make a "Never gonna give you up" medieval version

    • @Adaetro
      @Adaetro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Got you covered th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @dward4629
      @dward4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Adaetro rickrolled!

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yes please!

    • @joejutsu3268
      @joejutsu3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ramelo I got rick rolled too.. I think, it's eternal now

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/YxjY_YTksKM/w-d-xo.html

  • @HladgerdKissinger
    @HladgerdKissinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "What is love?
    Nay, darling, hurt'st not me
    Hurt'st not me;
    No more.
    I wisheth for no other, no other lover.
    'Tis be our life, our time.
    When we art togeþer, I need thee forever.
    Art thou love?
    What is love?
    Nay darling, hurt'st not me
    Hurt'st not me;
    No more."
    -Haddaway

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      -That Shouldn't Be "Art"; You Say "What Is Love", Not "What Are Love".-
      Also I Think "Hurt'st Not Me", Or Maybe "Harm'st Not Me" Sounds Better.

    • @HladgerdKissinger
      @HladgerdKissinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rateeightx Oh! I never knew that, thank you.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HladgerdKissinger You're Welcome!

  • @defneaydin2005
    @defneaydin2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    When thy father is arranging thy marriage to the daughter of a nobleman, but thy heart lies with a servant girl

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That timeless tale

    • @aqua5758
      @aqua5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Just hire her as a maid W

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol i like how u wrote you’re instead of your even tho the opposite is what people make mistakes with most of the time

    • @JoaoVictor-gy5ks
      @JoaoVictor-gy5ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      your heart lies to a servant man*

    • @-_--ex9sz
      @-_--ex9sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      João Victor When thou trusty companion doesn’t sayith “no homo”

  • @devilmaylift
    @devilmaylift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    What art love?
    Child shall ye hurt me?
    Shall ye hurt me?
    Forever more?

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haul Flintbane baby is child. And since it said baby. He had to say it that way

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haul Flintbane they didn’t marry children. But they did teenagers a lot.

    • @juanpaolomiguel9214
      @juanpaolomiguel9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nay I know naught
      Why thou art not just
      I giveth mine heart
      But care ye not

  • @Jessica-uo4qk
    @Jessica-uo4qk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is so funny for a slow reveal at a D&D table, see how long it takes everyone to realise what the Bard is playing 😂

  • @gone57576
    @gone57576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Next: “Never gonna give you up but you’re Henry the 8th’s 3rd wife”

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aye, make it happen!

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jane Seymour was the best wife

    • @axlpuff5017
      @axlpuff5017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackwegner5139 Yep, probably the only one he didn't end up wanting to give up.

    • @elijah5989
      @elijah5989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rick-Rolled except this time you actually get rolled over by the Royal Carriage.

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackwegner5139 is that the one that died naturally?

  • @orbtalkz
    @orbtalkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The next melody shall be "Africa" will it not?

    • @KaytheWooper
      @KaytheWooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Afriwhat? Is it a meal?

    • @josefailton7216
      @josefailton7216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KaytheWooper yes

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toto

    • @quetzaltirado5334
      @quetzaltirado5334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @General Grievous get your facts right bruh africa wasn't even really discovered in medieval times

    • @gunnar6674
      @gunnar6674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pray, do the antipodes even exist?

  • @DetectiveNyx
    @DetectiveNyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    What be love?
    Maiden, harme me not,
    Harme me not,
    No longer
    I know not why there thou ist not
    I present thee mine love, but thy cares not
    So what beeth right?
    What beeth wrong?
    Give mineself a signe

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao yes

    • @biomutarist6832
      @biomutarist6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank you, was looking for medieval lyrics for the song :)

    • @myndwork
      @myndwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      beautiful

    • @aquariuslove5709
      @aquariuslove5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *but thou carest not. To conjugate regular verbs for the pronoun 'thou', -est is put after the infinitive forms of the verbs.

    • @threethrushes
      @threethrushes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius.

  • @wynautwarrior2161
    @wynautwarrior2161 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't help but imagine this a montage of a group of knights traveling throughout the land on a grand journey or something. I dunno. Imagination runs wild with bangers like this.

  • @A.Edlacir
    @A.Edlacir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    First instrument: “I'm a harpsichord."
    Second instrument: “I'm a lute."
    Harpsichord: “No you're not! You're that other string instrument!"
    Lute: “Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"

    • @christianmoralesortiz4688
      @christianmoralesortiz4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLAO YOU EARNED YOURSELF POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!!XD

    • @Rawilow
      @Rawilow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok, this one is reaaaaally good. XD

    • @AkiNoTsuki
      @AkiNoTsuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love this. Have my like!

    • @blazeofglory4053
      @blazeofglory4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck, okay. You got me there.

    • @Perfectly_Cromulent351
      @Perfectly_Cromulent351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @yarnsafetygoggles6400
    @yarnsafetygoggles6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3837

    I knoweth not
    Wherefore thou aren't faire,
    I profess affection
    But thou doth not care.
    What virtuous be,
    And what be sin?
    Giveth a signal.
    *CHORUS
    What be love?
    Maiden scorn me not.
    Scorn me not,
    Henceforth.
    (Again x 1)
    *Gregorian chanting*
    I knoweth not
    What can I do?
    What can I profess?
    To thyself be true.
    I know we be one,
    Only me and you.
    I cannot carry on.
    (*CHORUS X 2)
    *monks return to continue their chants*
    I want not for another,
    No other paramour.
    This be our lyfe,
    Our tyme.
    If we be together
    I needst thee forever.
    Be it love?
    *chorus and chanting repeat*

  • @Vaennylla
    @Vaennylla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "The king calls upon a man by the name of Haddaway to play a ballad for his majesty"

    • @doggo7514
      @doggo7514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The very next day an oracle is called to the castle, for apparently the king has been cursed with unstoppable head banging whilst listening to the ballad of Sir Hathaway

  • @MinefulFreak
    @MinefulFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Her: "he's probably out there cheating"
    Me and the boys playing Bard all weekend:

  • @PleasentDddd
    @PleasentDddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.”
    -William Shakespeare

    • @MOON-wl2eg
      @MOON-wl2eg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Baby don't hurt me, no more, never more

    • @neo.3
      @neo.3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Baby, thou hurteth me not. Hurteth me not, never more shalt thee.

    • @samuelasanderinos1521
      @samuelasanderinos1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or Chaucer, because Shakespeare was not around in the medieval ages 🙃

    • @kyledion1346
      @kyledion1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samuelasanderinos1521 Please, we all know Chaucer was too busy hanging out with Heath Ledger and Alan Tudyk to write a song like this.

    • @neildennis7294
      @neildennis7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samuela Sanderinos I am fairly sure this appeared in Chaucer’s The Haddaway’s Tale.

  • @Deafmonkey21
    @Deafmonkey21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "Of what nature art mine pulmonary humours?"
    "Lass akin to a newborn, spare me cruel torment hereafter, hereafter."

    • @daisyblair1154
      @daisyblair1154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect 😂

    • @lizbandicoot8354
      @lizbandicoot8354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Humors* no offense

    • @Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat
      @Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Liz Bandicoot there are two spellings of humour, so it’s not really incorrect.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat Actually I Believe "Humour" Is The Original Spelling And "Humor" Is More Recent, So Arguably In This Case "Humour" Is Correct.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      -"Mine" Only Comes Where It Does In Modern English And Before Vowels.-

  • @Edario
    @Edario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    2014: Vapour Waves
    2017: Synth Waves
    2019: 80s style
    2020: Medieval style
    2022: Ancient Romedic
    2025: Palaeolithic Age music
    Me: History is replaying by itself

    • @queenie7129
      @queenie7129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In a good way!

    • @ye7625
      @ye7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      paleo rock is a thing search yp bizonachi

    • @matsiknee8095
      @matsiknee8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "It's evolving, just backwards!"

    • @SmallBlogV8
      @SmallBlogV8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Taking retro to its logical conclusion

    • @nodeberiaestaraqui93
      @nodeberiaestaraqui93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everything is a cycle...

  • @oneguy7544
    @oneguy7544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Makes me wanna make a village and hang out in the tavern for 24/7

  • @alexbartoszek7348
    @alexbartoszek7348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    When you wanteth to take thine lady’s hand in marriage however her dowry is too exquisite

    • @sks17873
      @sks17873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t a large dowry a good thing?

    • @joshcomeau3787
      @joshcomeau3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sks17873 For the wife, yes, but the husband has to pay it.

    • @politicallyincorrectbeing8201
      @politicallyincorrectbeing8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshcomeau3787 no, it's the other way around

    • @joshcomeau3787
      @joshcomeau3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@politicallyincorrectbeing8201 No it isn't

  • @nin-nin24
    @nin-nin24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    I played this tune with my lyre the day the baron’s daughter rejected me because she was forced into an arranged marriage with a 60 year old miser.

    • @thonmoyrahman2270
      @thonmoyrahman2270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      'Tis sorrowful when thy love doth marry another

    • @theglowcloud2215
      @theglowcloud2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: it might have been.

    • @WgCdrLuddite
      @WgCdrLuddite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is me. I give her a good rogering once a week and she's grateful for it.

    • @andreaseveraerts1555
      @andreaseveraerts1555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acpl Yeah but you always have those outliers. To name a few: Alberto-Azzo, Matilda of Spoleto, Charlemagne.

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rude magic

  • @neo.3
    @neo.3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I remember when I first met my wife at the tavern wayyy back in 1520. This song was playing and man we were having the absolute time of our lives getting down to it! 500 years later and I'm glad to say we're still married happily to this day. Oh Lord, the good times back then!

    • @yugoandcalirobbedmyheart292
      @yugoandcalirobbedmyheart292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Congrats to you vamps for a successful 500 year relationship

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My Wife Died Way Back In 986 :< Darn Pechenegs!

    • @benelsbury6527
      @benelsbury6527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok darius

  • @unknownjuggler-endlessspir8133
    @unknownjuggler-endlessspir8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I would love a medieval cover of girls just wanna have fun

    • @PlainsPup
      @PlainsPup 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @AlexBermann
      @AlexBermann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maidens merely crave pleasure

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlexBermann you owe me a new set of sides because this absolutely destroyed mine, 10/10

  • @michealmyerstier3350
    @michealmyerstier3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Imagine being a Turk and all of a sudden you see armoured men bobbing their head in the distance.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "On second thought, let us not bring Islam to Europe. Tis a silly place."

    • @JustYesntMan
      @JustYesntMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laughs in fez

    • @sertdemir7138
      @sertdemir7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know that they didn't succeeded that crusade lol

    • @michealmyerstier3350
      @michealmyerstier3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doğukan Sertdemir yea, but still a funny joke since the Europeans were the one to invade the Turks

    • @fadelbaabud8968
      @fadelbaabud8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This place is beyond saving, let's go home XD

  • @JSythe
    @JSythe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I like how the picture captured Jim Carrey's abrupt neck movements.

    • @CgirlAJGM
      @CgirlAJGM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanx! Hadn't noticed 😁

  • @Dr3adn0ught35818
    @Dr3adn0ught35818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Never Gonna Give You Up" - I need this to hear the Earl of Roll's composition

  • @deputyzen834
    @deputyzen834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Send this to aliens to confuse them

    • @theofficialnix7928
      @theofficialnix7928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      looooool

    • @anika-banikakee-kee1097
      @anika-banikakee-kee1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaoo

    • @unknownauthor1869
      @unknownauthor1869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😂

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They will not know what kind of weapon to bring and decide we are so dumb, weapons are unecessary.
      Then we strike.

    • @Scarfacex11
      @Scarfacex11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the alien gonna be like *what is love?* hence they made their own of what is love lol

  • @the_christopher
    @the_christopher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    I thought it was a one-off when the Coffin Dance came out, I thought "he can't keep this up" when Pumped-up Kicks came out, and finally we have this.
    I have not only subscribed, but desperately turned on notifications in fear of missing any one of your *ABSOLUTE BANGERS*

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Had the same idea bro, I'm not going to fcking miss another one as well

    • @crunchylemon2849
      @crunchylemon2849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Never gonna give you up will be very appreciated.

    • @naomimueller9912
      @naomimueller9912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same dude I love this

  • @MjauNightcore
    @MjauNightcore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This is the kind of video I send to people at 3 AM with no context

  • @Jairiv99
    @Jairiv99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Why the heck all those songs sounds better in medieval version?
    It's amazing!

  • @lucyabdrews7312
    @lucyabdrews7312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We shall never know what love doth be, but the beat makes us forgeteth.

  • @daisyblair1154
    @daisyblair1154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Saw this this morning and screamed to my boyfriend 'OHHHH HE DROPPED A NEW TRAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK' and sure enough squire, tis a BANGER i beseech thee

  • @rockblockstudio
    @rockblockstudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis” medieval style. Fight off the plague with depression and loneliness

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      aw heck asuka i spilled my mushroom stew. come on let's go clean up the mess.

    • @KeripiK_CTMM
      @KeripiK_CTMM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Hop on thy dragon, Shinji lad.

    • @SMAKRUSKI
      @SMAKRUSKI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ABIDE BY THE GOLEM, SQUIRE SHINJI

    • @WillowMeow
      @WillowMeow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thou shall fight devils in angels skin

    • @KevinGsWK
      @KevinGsWK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rei hentai ☺️❤️

  • @wallace8637
    @wallace8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Me and my peasant worker buddies on a horse cart, riding like crazy from one farm to another.

    • @D0NtPh34rTh3R34p3R
      @D0NtPh34rTh3R34p3R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't even notice, that's exactly what this is lol

  • @deekay1306
    @deekay1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He came to TH-cam, uploaded 4 bangers, and then dipped. What a legend.

  • @k2k4
    @k2k4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I'm imagining 2 young peasant men on their 1 horse cart bobbing their heads to the side to the beat as they approach the tavern and hear this song playin within.

    • @insertusername8450
      @insertusername8450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oliver Corfield AY

    • @johng7003
      @johng7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the horse starts hopping around happily to the rythm

  • @randomuploadsism
    @randomuploadsism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4705

    I feel sorry for Today's kids stuck on their devices all the time. They have no idea the fun we used to have, getting married at 14, having 6 kids, 4 of which would die, and then catching the plague and dying slowly and painfully. Sure times were tough, but I would give anything to go back.

    • @squirreltamer2548
      @squirreltamer2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Rose hips help with the plague my good sir! Hello I’m Dr. Nostradamus. No really Nostradamus was a physician by trade he single-handedly cured hundreds of people.

    • @fadelbaabud8968
      @fadelbaabud8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      but thou wouldn't experience inventing the art of abstract. Such as i, splattering my paint all over the canvas, lo and behold! ART

    • @josiahtheblacksmith467
      @josiahtheblacksmith467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@squirreltamer2548 true facts. Rose hips also contain lots of vitamin C and other antibacterial and antiviral properties. The apothecary rose is the best variety to get rosehips from for this hence how it got its name.

    • @Goldrunner1169
      @Goldrunner1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ikr! I feel like I was born in the wrong generation

    • @Sami_m_a
      @Sami_m_a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My ancestors had homes decorated with gold, and fruts in every tree to the point the would just walk underneath the trees with baskets and the fruits would fall in them.

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Great, another song for me to listen to 500 times.

    • @CorneliusLink
      @CorneliusLink  4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Sorry :D

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@CorneliusLink really though man I love what you're doing, this and Pumped Up Kicks sound awesome. It deserved every view it got.

    • @hardcore.based.indusian2167
      @hardcore.based.indusian2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@CorneliusLink please make never gonna give you up in this style.

    • @Depremystic
      @Depremystic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CorneliusLink Yo, good job on these awesome covers! I love them! :D

    • @getoffmyswampand3000
      @getoffmyswampand3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Depremystic *nice*

  • @Terminal-Man
    @Terminal-Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    These medieval 🏰 songs deserve to be made into music videos showing the musicians dressed in the attire of the period.