Haddaway - What Is Love (Medieval Style | Bardcore)

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  • What Is Love by Haddaway in a medieval/fantasy Bardcore version. More medieval music on Spotify: sptfy.com/6O6V
    Original Music: Junior Torello, Dee Dee Halligan
    Medieval Edit: Cornelius Link
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    ⚜️ Visit me on
    Instagram: / corneliuslinkmusic
    Twitter: / cornelius_link
    SoundCloud: / corneliuslinkmusic
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    ⚜️ The cover is made with parts of the (authentic) Bayeux Tapestry. You can build your own medieval comic with the Historic Tale Construction Kit.
    #bardcore #medievalstyle #corneliuslink
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  • @waynes.wilson6616
    @waynes.wilson6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4589

    When thy companions beseech thee to accompany them to the local tavern.

  • @fishum6483
    @fishum6483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18739

    Mistress don't harm me, don't harm me, henceforth.

    • @MiskyMIskyrawr
      @MiskyMIskyrawr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      Thank you very much i now can't unhear it

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      10/10
      Well done!

    • @claudiaperi4990
      @claudiaperi4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      What be love?

    • @tonyc.0451
      @tonyc.0451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Already singing this now.

    • @bruhknight6197
      @bruhknight6197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      What doth love be?

  • @livinglegend7670
    @livinglegend7670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5799

    Bardcore is the best thing to come out of coronavirus.

    • @JacquesSnacques
      @JacquesSnacques 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      That's it. There's no better fit for the name of this genre. This is what it's called now.

    • @Chris-qo4rt
      @Chris-qo4rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      scam

    • @MrDunez1
      @MrDunez1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bardcore lol

    • @sampletext3443
      @sampletext3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      420th like (funny number)

    • @shisuka6022
      @shisuka6022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sampletext3443 its not a funny number its the number of weed

  • @illvminatvs3194
    @illvminatvs3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4650

    This man kickstarted an entire genre.

    • @dilafd5743
      @dilafd5743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      The founder of Bardcore

    • @legoyoda8431
      @legoyoda8431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      כן. הבחור הזה ממש צ׳אד

    • @teamcastro9187
      @teamcastro9187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      צ'אד ציוני מדינת ישראל
      Bardcore was already a thing, this man boomed it.

    • @yarenkocer6714
      @yarenkocer6714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yh lol :)

    • @sean-e-boy
      @sean-e-boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      no he didnt beedles did

  • @carlosr7622
    @carlosr7622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8715

    this was released summer of 1334 i’m getting so nostalgic right now

    • @HYPERrerere
      @HYPERrerere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Nah, it was played localy in tavern

    • @mekaylahvideos
      @mekaylahvideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Same 😖

    • @timokonig5171
      @timokonig5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I feel it, i never forget this 😂🍺

    • @SL_RivviN
      @SL_RivviN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      1337* (leet for life)

    • @sergeanselmo8286
      @sergeanselmo8286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your momma so old that.....nevermind

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8689

    Henry VIII: What is love?
    His wives: baby don't hurt me

    • @Zeytrixx
      @Zeytrixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Hehe Jiren comments go brr brr

    • @redshirtguy5303
      @redshirtguy5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You again

    • @JeffyBoi-qn5xf
      @JeffyBoi-qn5xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      God What is Obama’s last name I want the true answer please.

    • @PlexIsVoid
      @PlexIsVoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruh lmao

  • @moonflame1170
    @moonflame1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    Be this love?
    Maiden, pray, spare me
    Pray, spare me
    Henceforth

    • @unsociable9607
      @unsociable9607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      underrated my dude.

    • @adamh.4933
      @adamh.4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unsociable9607 too true.

    • @JACBoyJesse
      @JACBoyJesse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sooooo underrated.

    • @Aesthety
      @Aesthety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS TOOK ME OUTTTT 💀💀💀💀

    • @riggstwenty2
      @riggstwenty2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeh now I shall be singing this forever...... cheers

  • @iam_blitz_
    @iam_blitz_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Imagine walking into the tavern right after a glorious day of battle and the bards are cooking this heat in the corner while endless mead is being served to the patrons

  • @kazanshin4108
    @kazanshin4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8796

    "Never Gonna Give You Up" medieval style. We're gonna rickroll the nobility, the clergy and the third estate all at once.

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      THEY WILL CHOP ME HEAD,AND ALL OF YA SWASH BUCKLING RAT-BRAINED HEADS! HAVE ZU THOUGHTZ ABOUT THE CONSIQUENCEZ,YOU ALL WILL BE SCREAMING PAIN! JESUS FLIPPING COCK!

    • @themirror8994
      @themirror8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Finally, i will have my revenge!

    • @ZacharySchultedotcom
      @ZacharySchultedotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      got you covered buddy th-cam.com/video/7INRWFj0JyA/w-d-xo.html

    • @f.b.iagent8921
      @f.b.iagent8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ZacharySchultedotcom AHHH

    • @decasaint532
      @decasaint532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES

  • @chadthundercock5641
    @chadthundercock5641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    - Tavern wench shows her ankles
    - Thou and thine brethren:

  • @AndyRoidEU
    @AndyRoidEU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    The moment when you realize
    that this is a trend *this summer*
    because the plague was a thing mainly in _medieval times_

    • @oniflrog4487
      @oniflrog4487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      " Time is an invariant of every transformation" ... so we are back in a dark age due to a plague xD

    • @Phoenix-the-Poet
      @Phoenix-the-Poet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When you realize that means we are in MEDIEVAL ERA mark 2. The dark ages always come with autocrats and plagues.

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Phoenix-the-Poet Actually, we had plenty of autocrats and plagues that didn't result in a dark age. The first dark age was apparently caused by the collapse of global trade and conflict ("sea peoples") that may have been climate driven. The second was caused by infighting between Roman elites weakening the empire to the point where it was defeated, and again took a large chunk of global trade from Europe with it. If we have another dark age, it will likely be due to global trade collapsing.

    • @TwiGuy4
      @TwiGuy4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Merennulli so if china stops sending stuff to the usa basically

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TwiGuy4 We're diversifying with our sweatshop labor sources. It would need to be all of Asia now.

  • @eendiiee.
    @eendiiee. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    Girlfriend: what kind of music do you prefer?
    Me: it's complicated...

    • @diakamal2725
      @diakamal2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahaha love it

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If I can't tell my bf that I heart this music, we aren't meant to be anyway lol

    • @xxcrazyrex21xx17
      @xxcrazyrex21xx17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tis complexing

    • @user-cr9oc8ql2l
      @user-cr9oc8ql2l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ''Bardcore''

    • @abhinavahirwar2869
      @abhinavahirwar2869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3969

    When thou art at the village dance and a comely maiden showeth thee her ankle.

    • @richardarmstrong9770
      @richardarmstrong9770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Yes yes now undo the first 7 buttons of your 1000 button dress.

    • @zakhawker344
      @zakhawker344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      knowing the medieval period it's more likely she'd just get her tits out

    • @bojanspasovski5125
      @bojanspasovski5125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *thy village

    • @warandwar227
      @warandwar227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thou maiden might be a HERETIC!

    • @our_illumination949
      @our_illumination949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@zakhawker344 the oldest trick in the book right? Need attention? Show em yer tets

  • @Mister.Weatherbee
    @Mister.Weatherbee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13157

    When you're in an arranged marriage to strengthen the alliance with Bohemia

    • @sid5378
      @sid5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      lmao

    • @AleronWolf
      @AleronWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      When you von Hambsburg

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody:
      You during arranged marriage in Bohemia :
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @kaiser_wilhelm_5364
      @kaiser_wilhelm_5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Aleron Wolf von Habsburg*

    • @originalnick473
      @originalnick473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ayyyy

  • @heatherloughlin544
    @heatherloughlin544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Nay, I knowest not, wherefore thou are not fair. I giveth thee my love, but thou doth not care." 🥀

  • @SKYZO4
    @SKYZO4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    0:49 I love how accurate this sounds to the original

  • @imayes
    @imayes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    What art Affection?
    Damsel, withhold mine harm
    Withhold mine harm
    Henceforth

    • @jigzo78
      @jigzo78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm thinkin' this is the one

    • @Rawilow
      @Rawilow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jigzo78 same here

    • @psychtank8681
      @psychtank8681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup this is it

    • @vulpesinculta3478
      @vulpesinculta3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Undoubtedly

    • @keinotee
      @keinotee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we have a winrar

  • @SorryIJustAteYourDog
    @SorryIJustAteYourDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4072

    When the fair Dutchess of Tuscany refuses thine hand in matrimony.

    • @dontbesckmindedLOL
      @dontbesckmindedLOL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      1066?

    • @emperorjustinian7957
      @emperorjustinian7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐃𝐢 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐚?

    • @SorryIJustAteYourDog
      @SorryIJustAteYourDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@emperorjustinian7957 Verily, I seeth thou art a man of culture and esteem of the fair maidens of yore.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @LordZeno technically doesnt have to be to have a duke

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LordZeno shut up redditor

  • @deleteexistence6175
    @deleteexistence6175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I can't help but visualise a feasting hall becoming a nightclub as the beat drops.

  • @chriro0960
    @chriro0960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1923

    Only 30s kids will remember
    1330 that is

    • @memedbengul4350
      @memedbengul4350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I thought you were going to say 1930s

    • @keyboardnoise8919
      @keyboardnoise8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      memed bengul I-

    • @hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh
      @hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@memedbengul4350 well... What... ummmm is this a woosh or...?

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what XD

    • @marg1035
      @marg1035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I was born in 1380s and I feel I was born in the wrong generation.

  • @AdWipe
    @AdWipe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    I'm so glad the algorithm is sending me stuff like this rather than the type of content on trending

    • @camicus-3249
      @camicus-3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      People give the algorithm a lot of flak, but it always gives me exactly what I want before I knew I did

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You dont get recommended the stuff on trending unless you watch it

    • @wisdoom9153
      @wisdoom9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@insertmemorableusernameher6795 weird thing is, i watched lots of computer hardware channel n accidentally clicked ONE music video.
      Guess what's popping up after that? Bjillion of music vids, ranged from old to new.
      Yeah, the algorithm is kinda f*cked up for me.

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wisdoom9153
      If you mark enough videos as "not inerested", you could probably get rid of the recommendations

    • @patricktho6546
      @patricktho6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totally agree.
      There is like only one video on the german trending I like :)
      (Game Two)

  • @fabroski7113
    @fabroski7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2423

    Romeo: "I love you, Juliet"
    Juliet: "ok, but i gotta marry count paris"
    Romeo:

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Also romeo:
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @cesarsolis5449
      @cesarsolis5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7 more likes.😈👹👿🎅

    • @nettart4924
      @nettart4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@temavero2124 goddammit

    • @harizzhadiyanfajri8852
      @harizzhadiyanfajri8852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@temavero2124 goddamnit

    • @philleW12
      @philleW12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Roses are red, violets are blue,
      Baby don’t hurt me, i love you

  • @azn9636
    @azn9636 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "By order of His Majesty, Henry VIII, you have been sentenced to death via. beheading."
    "No thanks."

  • @HighGround-rx1lr
    @HighGround-rx1lr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Please make a "Never gonna give you up" medieval version

    • @Adaetro
      @Adaetro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Got you covered th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @dward4629
      @dward4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Adaetro rickrolled!

    • @ih82r8
      @ih82r8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yes please!

    • @joejutsu3268
      @joejutsu3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ramelo I got rick rolled too.. I think, it's eternal now

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/YxjY_YTksKM/w-d-xo.html

  • @RowanProductions
    @RowanProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7276

    When you're so early the church bell hasn't rung yet.

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Thine piety shalt suffer no inquiry

    • @customerservice1565
      @customerservice1565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Best seats attained

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@customerservice1565 Verily, mine eyes observe the altar well from hither

    • @user-ue3dz2fh1i
      @user-ue3dz2fh1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What church bell?

    • @user-gu5rh8tu8w
      @user-gu5rh8tu8w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      pewdieipe Thou hath missed the joke.

  • @cuddlyguineapigs
    @cuddlyguineapigs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7785

    This makes me wanna dance so hard at the tavern, my ankles might show.

    • @DrakeMagnum
      @DrakeMagnum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

      Beg mercy upon thy Lord damsel! Tis a folly to risk such ill favor, unless thy do such in secret of the underground taverns wherest the Lord's eye cannot penetrate.

    • @henrymaher4145
      @henrymaher4145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Scandalous wench!

    • @NatosStuff
      @NatosStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      begone, temptress!

    • @mexmii8525
      @mexmii8525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Not the ankles

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      _hArLoT!_

  • @deputyzen834
    @deputyzen834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Send this to aliens to confuse them

    • @theofficialnix7928
      @theofficialnix7928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      looooool

    • @anika-banikakee-kee1097
      @anika-banikakee-kee1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaoo

    • @unknownauthor1869
      @unknownauthor1869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😂

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They will not know what kind of weapon to bring and decide we are so dumb, weapons are unecessary.
      Then we strike.

    • @Scarfacex11
      @Scarfacex11 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the alien gonna be like *what is love?* hence they made their own of what is love lol

  • @viabum
    @viabum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The thing I've always appreciated about Cornelius Link is that it really sounds like someone performing. A lot of Bardcore on TH-cam just sounds like they plugged songs into an acoustic MIDI music maker or something. If people enjoy that, far be it from me to try and take that from them, but Cornelius has always felt so much more organic and been that much closer to a "medieval" cover, silly as that sounds.

  • @HladgerdKissinger
    @HladgerdKissinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "What is love?
    Nay, darling, hurt'st not me
    Hurt'st not me;
    No more.
    I wisheth for no other, no other lover.
    'Tis be our life, our time.
    When we art togeþer, I need thee forever.
    Art thou love?
    What is love?
    Nay darling, hurt'st not me
    Hurt'st not me;
    No more."
    -Haddaway

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      -That Shouldn't Be "Art"; You Say "What Is Love", Not "What Are Love".-
      Also I Think "Hurt'st Not Me", Or Maybe "Harm'st Not Me" Sounds Better.

    • @HladgerdKissinger
      @HladgerdKissinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rateeightx Oh! I never knew that, thank you.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HladgerdKissinger You're Welcome!

  • @bigassgorilla42
    @bigassgorilla42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    And then the bard, not knowing if he would ever hear back...called out to the heavens “what is love?” A question that was met with the deafening silence of the night

    • @nightingale2710
      @nightingale2710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jesus that's so beautiful and heartwrenching actually, especially while listening to the beginning of the song

    • @johankwok
      @johankwok 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice touch

    • @kamilprzybyszewski1899
      @kamilprzybyszewski1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And then, a powerful voice answered "oh baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more"

    • @synkkamaan1331
      @synkkamaan1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A question that was met with .... the rhythm of the night ?

  • @lucifermorningstar3709
    @lucifermorningstar3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ah yeas, I remember back in the 90s when this was released.
    The good old 1090s

  • @aristosh1tpost
    @aristosh1tpost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Wait, I've just get the joke: the three guys in the cart are a reference to the video of three Jim Carrys in the car dancing to this song. Well done!

    • @qwertyasd889
      @qwertyasd889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg true!!!! Haha!

    • @Zimisce85
      @Zimisce85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow. Now I demand a video version with guys redoing Jim Carry SNL skit but dressed in medieval robes. And I expect the guys of Viva La Dirt League to be enlisted for that.

    • @Aleksander_Hnatjuk
      @Aleksander_Hnatjuk ปีที่แล้ว

      Night at the Roxbury! :D

  • @elysse5294
    @elysse5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    When I first discovered Astronomia but Medieval Tavern Style I was like, “what is this?”. Now I know. It is love. Baby don’t hurt me.

  • @hopekee
    @hopekee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    "What music you listening to?"
    Me: "Oh, just 80's music"
    "Cool, the 80's were great my parents always said"
    Me: "Your parents lived in 1180?"

    • @andrina118
      @andrina118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Bloody Norman rubbish, give me the Anglo-Saxon version any day

    • @STPickrell
      @STPickrell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Twist: But it's the 1480s.

    • @fadelbaabud8968
      @fadelbaabud8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fokin hell 😂😂

    • @Nolroa
      @Nolroa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Actually, “What is Love?” was released in '92... 1192, I guess.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nolberto Roa Pulido
      Bah we were still coming off that common cold it felt like the years never went on😂

  • @wynautwarrior2161
    @wynautwarrior2161 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can't help but imagine this a montage of a group of knights traveling throughout the land on a grand journey or something. I dunno. Imagination runs wild with bangers like this.

  • @shaunisaint-louis7204
    @shaunisaint-louis7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Yo imagine being so bored that you created a whole new genre of music it’s amazing

  • @randombluepig8905
    @randombluepig8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    What is love?
    Answer: The amount of effort put into this video

    • @patricktho6546
      @patricktho6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Of course many people forget how much work you have to put in a good quality video.

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @William Napier i agree

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, The Answer Is: Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt Me, No More.

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @William Napier Nope, Not An R/Woooooosh.

    • @blue_kobolt1785
      @blue_kobolt1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good answer :)

  • @mr.badtouchman
    @mr.badtouchman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    This video: What is love?
    Me: It's this video. THIS is love.

    • @lordchop5900
      @lordchop5900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Epic

    • @2k7u
      @2k7u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats what i was going to say :(

    • @cheesebrackers
      @cheesebrackers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're so damn right-

    • @TehDenizenz
      @TehDenizenz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love and Dedication.

    • @oldpigeon4498
      @oldpigeon4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shrek is love

  • @syedraidarsalan4685
    @syedraidarsalan4685 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This piece would blow up if it came out a year ago. It was ahead of its time

  • @gorfic__starshadow9801
    @gorfic__starshadow9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    WHAT IS LOVE?
    M'LADY DONT HURT ME...
    DONT HURT ME...
    NEVERMORE.

    • @fishnujish1511
      @fishnujish1511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂

  • @defneaydin2005
    @defneaydin2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    When thy father is arranging thy marriage to the daughter of a nobleman, but thy heart lies with a servant girl

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That timeless tale

    • @aqua5758
      @aqua5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Just hire her as a maid W

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol i like how u wrote you’re instead of your even tho the opposite is what people make mistakes with most of the time

    • @JoaoVictor-gy5ks
      @JoaoVictor-gy5ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      your heart lies to a servant man*

    • @-_--ex9sz
      @-_--ex9sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      João Victor When thou trusty companion doesn’t sayith “no homo”

  • @werdna8815
    @werdna8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    The question many an ancient philosopher has asked, one that the monks who composed this tune were thinking of at the time.

  • @jeremyeineichner7271
    @jeremyeineichner7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    What is love, 'tis not hereafter,
    Present mirth, hath present laughter:
    What's to come, is still unsure.
    In delay there lies no plenty,
    Then come kiss me sweet and twenty:
    Youth's a stuff will not endure.

    • @1pussychicken
      @1pussychicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a quote from one of my favourite Shakespearean plays 'Twelfth Night'. Ben Kingsley sings it in the movie... He does it brilliantly. th-cam.com/video/h8kA2zx8isk/w-d-xo.html

    • @jeremyeineichner7271
      @jeremyeineichner7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@1pussychicken Indeed it is! It also just happens to scan with the song

  • @gageiannitelli6994
    @gageiannitelli6994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    It's crazy, you single handedly created somewhat of a new genre here on the platform! I've been seeing all other medieval covers of songs lately, ever since you uploaded yours. Awesome stuff :)

    • @IceColder
      @IceColder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it is called algorithm. 🙄

    • @DjPaNik
      @DjPaNik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This was done way before he uploaded. It just got more popular now.

  • @A.Edlacir
    @A.Edlacir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    First instrument: “I'm a harpsichord."
    Second instrument: “I'm a lute."
    Harpsichord: “No you're not! You're that other string instrument!"
    Lute: “Sir, are you calling me a lyre?!"

    • @christianmoralesortiz4688
      @christianmoralesortiz4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLAO YOU EARNED YOURSELF POINTS FOR THAT!!!!!!XD

    • @Rawilow
      @Rawilow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ok, this one is reaaaaally good. XD

    • @AkiNoTsuki
      @AkiNoTsuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love this. Have my like!

    • @blazeofglory4053
      @blazeofglory4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fuck, okay. You got me there.

    • @Perfectly_Cromulent351
      @Perfectly_Cromulent351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3045

    This comment section is literally a medieval tavern.

    • @DrakeMagnum
      @DrakeMagnum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Verily! Dare thou cast doubt on the cunning of your fellow man?

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Silence wenche, bringeth fourth another mead!

    • @selloutsanders5774
      @selloutsanders5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      How dare thy, nothing wrong with an ale to wash the sins away.

    • @daveyhasstuffs7720
      @daveyhasstuffs7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To thy God spede you

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@selloutsanders5774"Thou" must one speaketh, thou art not verily a dweller o' our hamlet if thou can not even speak the tongue o' our folk like thou must!

  • @LCFR1
    @LCFR1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'd buy the shit out this album if ever released

  • @MinefulFreak
    @MinefulFreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Her: "he's probably out there cheating"
    Me and the boys playing Bard all weekend:

  • @JWaldmeister
    @JWaldmeister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    this beat is sicker than 50 year old medieval peasants

    • @Daniele-et5ks
      @Daniele-et5ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@william20303 he was.. the ruler of one of the most powerful States of the time.. he was no peasant

    • @freshtoast9578
      @freshtoast9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ​@InFlames4lyf blacksmiths quite commonly reached a pretty old age up to 60 and more. they did so often enough that most peasants thought the fumes from a blacksmiths forge extended life so they would ask to huff their forge. the average life span is also much lower in medieval stats since so many died at birth. even bc people lived beyond 25 very often in rome people needed to be over 25 years old minimum to be a senator.

    • @Boyd2342
      @Boyd2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@william20303 VENICE MENTIONED

    • @MrHejke
      @MrHejke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If they were able to live until their 50s then the could've lived much longer. High mortality was linked with young age, there were a lot of old men in medieval times, just a lot of dead infants and kids as well...

    • @beenie3708
      @beenie3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM WEEEEZING LMAOOOOOO

  • @itschichi2211
    @itschichi2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4720

    When thou fell in love with the wench only for thou to discover that she was the village witch, and thou was beneath a love spell
    I must thank thou for thine likes you have bestowed on this here publication of thoughts :)

    • @ethanmarble2866
      @ethanmarble2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      thou art a simp nonetheless
      Tis unordinary, for so many to admire mine words and at now i doth recincile with mine understanding of other such document changes

    • @jayk4828
      @jayk4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@ethanmarble2866 a begger of Harlots

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@ethanmarble2866 *NOBODY EXPECTS THE GOLDEN HORDE*

    • @greedysheldon1254
      @greedysheldon1254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How to get a new wife

    • @epsilomtrent932
      @epsilomtrent932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      greedysheldon 12 dost thou seeketh a maiden worthy of thy hand in marriage?

  • @Terminal-Man
    @Terminal-Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    These medieval 🏰 songs deserve to be made into music videos showing the musicians dressed in the attire of the period.

  • @oneguy7544
    @oneguy7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Makes me wanna make a village and hang out in the tavern for 24/7

  • @prohobbyist5872
    @prohobbyist5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Imagine a time traveler going back in time and composing these.

    • @sev.3.163
      @sev.3.163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It'd be nice to go back and see if modern music would be as successful as it is nowadays

    • @nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480
      @nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He'll be burned at the stake (?)

    • @YOUVVITCH
      @YOUVVITCH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nathanielbalderramasmorgan2480 Nah. Probably hung. People were barely burnt at the stake. But only if he makes it obvious he's a time traveller.

    • @4Yfaz
      @4Yfaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@YOUVVITCH It will be pretty much impossible to pass as local even if you speak the language and if you're alone and are a foreigner you're gonna get robbed for sure and probably killed

    • @JamesTKirk-cg4hl
      @JamesTKirk-cg4hl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He probably would die from an infection before he could even compose it. Our bodies are not immune against the germs of medieval era

  • @_swapnil_
    @_swapnil_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3010

    "tHe 60s sUcKeD! 1600s mUsIc wAs bEtTeR.

    • @ammaren9459
      @ammaren9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It was tho

    • @phoenixfoster-smith8585
      @phoenixfoster-smith8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Actually i'm a fan of the 1300s. 1600s was too complex and stuff, it sucked.

    • @jackwegner5139
      @jackwegner5139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dorset Mapper I agree, too much hipster stuff they were trying too hard

    • @jokuihmehyyppa
      @jokuihmehyyppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@phoenixfoster-smith8585 1300s sucks. You want real music? 11th & 12th century chants!

    • @fossilfountain
      @fossilfountain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All jokes aside are there any actual musical records from the early medieval period?

  • @unknownjuggler-endlessspir8133
    @unknownjuggler-endlessspir8133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I would love a medieval cover of girls just wanna have fun

    • @PlainsPup
      @PlainsPup 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

    • @AlexBermann
      @AlexBermann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Maidens merely crave pleasure

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AlexBermann you owe me a new set of sides because this absolutely destroyed mine, 10/10

  • @deekay1306
    @deekay1306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He came to TH-cam, uploaded 4 bangers, and then dipped. What a legend.

  • @dist0rted320
    @dist0rted320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3059

    Whens't thine own wife falls into an embrace other than thine own.

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Tis a bad feel

    • @scootch4224
      @scootch4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Scarres thine heart every fortnight

    • @thesayxx
      @thesayxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Thats why good Ser's should report thine wenches to thine holy church for practicing witchcraft, when good Ser's suspect adultery!

    • @scootch4224
      @scootch4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BloodRaven God be with you

    • @dist0rted320
      @dist0rted320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@thesayxx Godspeed, good Ser Knight!

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    When thy king arranges thy marriage to his inbreed heir

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The king in 2023 would be like:
      th-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/w-d-xo.html

    • @omegaonthefly1977
      @omegaonthefly1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Mary! We’re all inbred!”

    • @ZOCCOK
      @ZOCCOK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omegaonthefly1977 I took over a month to realize that oversimplified reference

  • @lucyabdrews7312
    @lucyabdrews7312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We shall never know what love doth be, but the beat makes us forgeteth.

  • @monitoredactivity8649
    @monitoredactivity8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A pick that would play only the most masterful of melodies on the lute, that would leave the maidens moist, and wanting.

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    "Mother! Over yonder a bullock cart with three peasants, their heads... swaying in tandem, as if possessed! Is this the dark times of plague grandfather foretold?"

    • @pistachioinlove2862
      @pistachioinlove2862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Maybe the dancing plague, aye

    • @BinBintheRiceCake
      @BinBintheRiceCake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aye! thy lute gone awray!

    • @bigmanbossman
      @bigmanbossman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nay, it be but a harmless jest!

    • @beepboop9712
      @beepboop9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nay, 'tis but the herold of good fortune to come.

    • @predcon1
      @predcon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are ye trav'ling to Roxbury Faire?

  • @Fukei_Mono
    @Fukei_Mono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I absolutely adore how the comment thread just went full-on Shakespeare.

    • @Fukei_Mono
      @Fukei_Mono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @RD Marvel
      Please pardon me. For I am still a spring chicken in this community.

    • @auslander1776
      @auslander1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thou shalt be forgiven if thine heart be pure

    • @sbrevolver15
      @sbrevolver15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Forsooth thine commentary is most droll.

    • @trentbrown500
      @trentbrown500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sir William Shakespeare: Nay
      Sir John of Birkshire: *I SAY*

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PSA: Thou is ruder than You. The word thou is much more intimate than You, the same way the German "du" is much less polite and less formal than Sie (not sie). You English speakers decided to ditch 'thou' while keeping plural-you and formal 'You', while we Swedes for whatever reason decided to ditch the formal 'You' and just use thou for singular and you for plural.

  • @jaredbaratta8589
    @jaredbaratta8589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Call forth from yonder the honorable Knights of Roxbury.

  • @S1lvermoon
    @S1lvermoon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After scouring through a bunch of bardcore/medieval styled modern musics I realized the best part is actually the comment section

  • @CT-6210
    @CT-6210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    Just imagine Back to the Future going back to medieval times and Marty McFly playing this with a lyre or a hurdy gurdy lol
    "I supposeth thou art not yet prepared for this, but thy descendants will love it."

    • @livip1203
      @livip1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      now this is the comment I came looking for

    • @Drongobee
      @Drongobee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The fruit of thy loins shall henceforth consider this "a bop".

    • @trinitech6868
      @trinitech6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD thats funny

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the comment we deserved

  • @SkillBill1000.
    @SkillBill1000. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

    Jim Carey’s ancestor dancing to this in a horse carriage with the boys

  • @irukhan07
    @irukhan07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    every guitar chord, every piano key... goosebumps!

  • @Cloud.Strife
    @Cloud.Strife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:49 When the bagpipes dropeth!

  • @endraandre
    @endraandre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    Mine peasant companions and I wend 'round visiteth all the nobles' parties

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mine peasant friends and I, sir!

    • @endraandre
      @endraandre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Nerdlore. i thank thee heartily

    • @Nerdlore.
      @Nerdlore. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@endraandre Nay problem, good sir!

    • @clairestordahl6160
      @clairestordahl6160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can see the montage now

    • @mrxenagos8514
      @mrxenagos8514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aye! And when thine bard stops playing we whip him

  • @ollyviawarren3916
    @ollyviawarren3916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    I used to skip like a little girl when thy merchants would play this ditty

    • @vulturonix7460
      @vulturonix7460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      k

    • @colebruen2082
      @colebruen2082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      k

    • @demonhunter5478
      @demonhunter5478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      K

    • @vector9511
      @vector9511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My merchants?

    • @monslenomer
      @monslenomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You must hail from a very talented realm, where merchants also learn how to play music!

  • @gloriaglore-ms7gk
    @gloriaglore-ms7gk ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The internet can be so impressive sometimes, ngl.

  • @nep1023
    @nep1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    who else is watching this during the black plauge?

  • @jamewtf
    @jamewtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2681

    Whens’t thine wife showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

    • @isidora5201
      @isidora5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @afootineachworld *butter churning intensifies*

    • @jamewtf
      @jamewtf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      afootineachworld Ooh even better

    • @cjpk1687
      @cjpk1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good lord man!

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @afootineachworld : Amish country perhaps?

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *When thy wife doth nay showeth her ankles on the night of holy matrimony:

  • @A.Froster
    @A.Froster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "What type of music you listen to ?"
    -You know , some old stuff
    "Oh some 80' rock ?"
    -No , i mean REALLY old stuff

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Sits In Seventh Century Welsh Lullabies*

    • @Immortal..
      @Immortal.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, technically its brand new stuff...

  • @EpicGifted
    @EpicGifted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    An absoLUTE banger

  • @puremercury
    @puremercury 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These really show off how sturdy the underlying songs are.

  • @masteroogway5932
    @masteroogway5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    When thee maketh premarital eye contact with a dandy maiden at church:

    • @hiimme101
      @hiimme101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      *Thou makest. I will grammar Nazi archaic second person singular present versus present indicative.
      Kids these days wyth their standardized spellings and their lack of a proper distinction between second persons singular and plural thus resulting in forms such as y'all and yins arising to take the place left by thee/thy/thou leaving putting "you" as the indistinct singular and plural. Smh.

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@hiimme101 Shaking mine own headeth

    • @hermocrasbreadlord9557
      @hermocrasbreadlord9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@hiimme101 I shall eateth thy sandwich
      Thou art gay
      I shall put a curse on thee
      A few examples how to use the words

    • @dapper4459
      @dapper4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah ye verocious dog ye, thou makest the lewdest of comments whilst i attend my business in the privy.

    • @notfutomomo3424
      @notfutomomo3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thy lord shall pass judgement on thee for taking such fair church maiden. No regeret'eth

  • @masonwingate7683
    @masonwingate7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    When thy favoured wench doth shedeth her affections upon thine archrival and thou art left by thineself to mourn, but thou art a bard of the highest calibre and havest thy lute within a stone's throw.

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's Actually Pretty Good! -Just One Thing, Should Be "Thine Archival"-

    • @BigNutts21
      @BigNutts21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wat?

    • @masonwingate7683
      @masonwingate7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rateeightx thank you! I shall fix that posthaste

    • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
      @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment section is lacking Shakespearean

    • @SiPakRubah
      @SiPakRubah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man, I wish I could understand middle English language

  • @EisMann61
    @EisMann61 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cashier: Sir ,your card is declined
    Me: You too

  • @bluewolf6323
    @bluewolf6323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is something Jaskier would play while traveling with Geralt. Or when they find a band in a tavern and have a few too many drinks.

  • @devilmaylift
    @devilmaylift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    What art love?
    Child shall ye hurt me?
    Shall ye hurt me?
    Forever more?

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haul Flintbane baby is child. And since it said baby. He had to say it that way

    • @wackyiowa724
      @wackyiowa724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haul Flintbane they didn’t marry children. But they did teenagers a lot.

    • @juanpaolomiguel9214
      @juanpaolomiguel9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nay I know naught
      Why thou art not just
      I giveth mine heart
      But care ye not

  • @randomuploadsism
    @randomuploadsism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4715

    I feel sorry for Today's kids stuck on their devices all the time. They have no idea the fun we used to have, getting married at 14, having 6 kids, 4 of which would die, and then catching the plague and dying slowly and painfully. Sure times were tough, but I would give anything to go back.

    • @squirreltamer2548
      @squirreltamer2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Rose hips help with the plague my good sir! Hello I’m Dr. Nostradamus. No really Nostradamus was a physician by trade he single-handedly cured hundreds of people.

    • @fadelbaabud8968
      @fadelbaabud8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      but thou wouldn't experience inventing the art of abstract. Such as i, splattering my paint all over the canvas, lo and behold! ART

    • @josiahtheblacksmith467
      @josiahtheblacksmith467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@squirreltamer2548 true facts. Rose hips also contain lots of vitamin C and other antibacterial and antiviral properties. The apothecary rose is the best variety to get rosehips from for this hence how it got its name.

    • @Goldrunner1169
      @Goldrunner1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ikr! I feel like I was born in the wrong generation

    • @Sami_m_a
      @Sami_m_a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My ancestors had homes decorated with gold, and fruts in every tree to the point the would just walk underneath the trees with baskets and the fruits would fall in them.

  • @thechantingfairy
    @thechantingfairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    my medieval ancestors approve of this, that summer in 1331 was a blast

  • @ElectricSoul828
    @ElectricSoul828 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the bardcore community

  • @PleasentDddd
    @PleasentDddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.”
    -William Shakespeare

    • @MOON-wl2eg
      @MOON-wl2eg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Baby don't hurt me, no more, never more

    • @neo.3
      @neo.3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Baby, thou hurteth me not. Hurteth me not, never more shalt thee.

    • @samuelasanderinos1521
      @samuelasanderinos1521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or Chaucer, because Shakespeare was not around in the medieval ages 🙃

    • @kyledion1346
      @kyledion1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samuelasanderinos1521 Please, we all know Chaucer was too busy hanging out with Heath Ledger and Alan Tudyk to write a song like this.

    • @neildennis7294
      @neildennis7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samuela Sanderinos I am fairly sure this appeared in Chaucer’s The Haddaway’s Tale.

  • @joshuagraham6894
    @joshuagraham6894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    When you get married to a baroness because you managed to kill a man on horseback in a joust

    • @virgilebonnaud5525
      @virgilebonnaud5525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anton Babani how does it work?

    • @Elmonsterhombre
      @Elmonsterhombre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@virgilebonnaud5525 By having money/possessions and power. Jousting is more a late medieval thing. It was at some point taken over by the high nobles from the low nobility (Knights, etc.), i think. It was more of a sport thing

    • @Elmonsterhombre
      @Elmonsterhombre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anton Babani I didn't mean it that way. I just tried to say that a poor knight probably didn't get a baroness, no matter how many men he jousted off their mighty stallions or steeds

    • @hopoutattheafterparty6245
      @hopoutattheafterparty6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Anton Babani
      Imagine supporting the medieval nobility structure

    • @luizandrade6900
      @luizandrade6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Anton Babani It is...

  • @user-si9bk3xo8z
    @user-si9bk3xo8z 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Even the tavern can't handle me right now

  • @DetectiveNyx
    @DetectiveNyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    What be love?
    Maiden, harme me not,
    Harme me not,
    No longer
    I know not why there thou ist not
    I present thee mine love, but thy cares not
    So what beeth right?
    What beeth wrong?
    Give mineself a signe

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmao yes

    • @biomutarist6832
      @biomutarist6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Thank you, was looking for medieval lyrics for the song :)

    • @myndwork
      @myndwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      beautiful

    • @aquariuslove5709
      @aquariuslove5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *but thou carest not. To conjugate regular verbs for the pronoun 'thou', -est is put after the infinitive forms of the verbs.

    • @threethrushes
      @threethrushes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius.

  • @DNBKINGDNB
    @DNBKINGDNB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    When you call your vassals into a war and they don't answer the call.

    • @gingerbrettman5665
      @gingerbrettman5665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      When you go to investigate to find your vassal getting wiped out 5 to 1 by an enemy army.

    • @SomberYeti
      @SomberYeti 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Total war?

    • @joeschmo6488
      @joeschmo6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SomberYeti ck2

    • @NateWolf777
      @NateWolf777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SomberYeti Probably EU IV

    • @TheFirstGroover
      @TheFirstGroover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man😂😂😂😂 you kill me

  • @kai-spy4921
    @kai-spy4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ok, so this is the scene I imagine. Yes. It’s a bit fantasy-esque, but bear with me.
    Two time travelers arrive in the medieval times. They stop at a tavern and notice that it’s... not as lively as they thought. And then the chaotic one picks up a lute and starts to strum.
    ... and then the tempo kicks up. The other traveler knows what’s going on. The other patrons turn to look at this finely-dressed lad with his foot on a stool, strumming away.
    Traveler 1: God damn it, Larry! I told you not to make a scene!
    Larry: *Mischievous smirk as the drums kick in* Aww Tyler! Have some fun!
    *The music roars to life! Everyone in the tavern is having a grand ol’ time!*
    Tyler: LARRY! God fucking- fine. I’ll let you have this one. ... show you memes ONE time-

  • @Stefarooh
    @Stefarooh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    So you sir, where the one that started this whole bardcore craze! Well done and your pairing with Hildegard Von Blingen is just heavenly. Please I implore the two of you not to stop.

  • @wuphy
    @wuphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    And I shouteth: “Beseech you meekly, that is not thy baroness, that is my wife!”

    • @yarnsafetygoggles6400
      @yarnsafetygoggles6400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I shouteth" maketh no sense. That would literally be "I shouts".

    • @davidsstalidzans2167
      @davidsstalidzans2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@unm0vedm0ver off with yer head

    • @wuphy
      @wuphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Cambarcus you are corrects, i are sorries, i thanks you

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidsstalidzans2167 address me not, unwashed peasant.

  • @maki4073
    @maki4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Music is dope but can we appreciate the art that goes in this pictures

    • @javholmes
      @javholmes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Genius art that takes a great medieval artist to make

    • @krusty1910
      @krusty1910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i felt like this is kind of copy paste comment

    • @myth5930
      @myth5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BABY DONT HURT ME

    • @nintendodungeon
      @nintendodungeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right it’s so simplistic

  • @cynicalb
    @cynicalb 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hell yeah !!

  • @ItsMeFern2019
    @ItsMeFern2019 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Literally one of my favorite songs of all time and I get to experience it in medieval form??? Your doing the lords work my friend. This is absolutely phenomenal.

  • @jayarfa8453
    @jayarfa8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4996

    This song inspired William Shakespeare to write Romeo & Juliet.

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      *sees a good comment*
      *likes it*
      "We will watch your career with great interest."

    • @yolisamsomi1130
      @yolisamsomi1130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @mazinosman1142
      @mazinosman1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes

    • @jadedrawz
      @jadedrawz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right you are

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They made a spinoff of this in the 20th century. Truly horrible.

  • @andreaflorecitas
    @andreaflorecitas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Who listened to this in 476 a. C. - 1453? That were good times
    🔽

    • @manjensen1710
      @manjensen1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It seems like 1005 was only yesterday, when TH-cam just came out, now we are in þe plage of 1020 watching ye classics

    • @Sm4shBG
      @Sm4shBG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y u do dis to me?

    • @jdekkers3262
      @jdekkers3262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just vibing while the plague kills your entire village
      Good vibes only

    • @bolavyanal8366
      @bolavyanal8366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, yes, I remember how me and the bois listened to this during our trip to Holy Land, best crusade ever

    • @niyaboyd3805
      @niyaboyd3805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thou from 1096, thou greatest year in all of thous history.

  • @jamesberry4514
    @jamesberry4514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This cracks me up, I want the Will Ferrell, Jim Carey Medieval style too.

  • @joulesbillones3474
    @joulesbillones3474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yooo i thought it was Twice 😭🤣🤣 i was ready to bop

  • @DBDenzz
    @DBDenzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Tis the phenomenon of attraction? Fair Maiden, cease thine maltreatment of thee forthwith.

    • @noo6692
      @noo6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME MAMAI LA Q CUELGA POH QLO

    • @regileblindsea
      @regileblindsea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude you're mixing modern fancy English with old English. They didn't use words like "Phenomenon" and "Maltreatment" in medieval English, those are Latin words. Also, "Thee" means "You", so you're saying "Don't hurt you". I get that the comment is a joke and not supposed to be perfect, but if you don't even know the difference between old English and modern fancy English vocabulary, maybe you should let someone else make this joke instead.

    • @mr.mann.7519
      @mr.mann.7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Regile Blindsea dude. it’s just a joke
      don’t crap your pants over it

    • @bigiron9393
      @bigiron9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Regile Blindsea how about you make the joke then ey? And have some other person come up and say your comment was utter garbage? Not very nice is it?

    • @d_o_ugieuwu6299
      @d_o_ugieuwu6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@regileblindsea you're the worst