A terran did this to me floating buildings and just talking shit, so rather than kill him, I took every base, made enough overlords to creep every square inch of the map so he couldn't land and then just left one worker mining so a draw wouldn't happen and then just watched netflix while he talked to himself convinced he was wasting my time. He stayed for like another 50 minutes.
Bullies often pretend to be joking and having fun, when the fun is really at the expense of the other person. This is an argument for network level of mutes that you find in other online games. But SC2 was kind of before that.
@@adam88099 seemed to me like he was bantering. Maybe your friends are different but a lot of people I know do a lot of back and forth while competing in any sport, and it's just friendly lighthearted stuff. Stuff like "gotcha! Bet you didn't see that one coming, loser!" with a big grin after making a lucky shot. I've also run into people who think gg just means "hey this is a fun match so far" and have been confused when I asked them why they were gging so early.
I love how through someone's playstyle of SC2 you can assert a decent guess at their mental state. This game is a pretty good example of that. Hobbi is an absolute psychopath
My thought process: _Alright, this one was good at shutting down the cannon rush, so the other one will do an attack from the shadows, right? Right; then the second one does a corner base - will the first one do the Tempest turtle-crack-opening? Yeah!_
there needs to be a, like, secret wood league, where it just _tells_ you you're still in Bronze or Silver or Gold or something, but really all it does is match you with other people who are completely and utterly as insufferable as you are.
Hobbi must be one of those chess players who doesnt know you win with checkmate. He keeps sacrificing half his board to give you a check then giggling like a maniac while you sit there confused
Jokes aside, if pigs advice isn't in the art of war, it very much could be, because like 90% of whats in there is "of your enemy has a fortified position, probably good idea to not attack it" and "if your enemy is expecting you to do something, try doing something else"
@14:32 "Say you are a very small island nation" As a Taiwanese: "Hey, I take that personally!!" JK PiG, I know you meant small island nation as Australia :P
Last time this happened to me, I tried neuralling a probe to kill them with airtoss. Sadly, my broodlords kept killing the probe before a nexus could go down.
Def was a fun game to watch but I wouldn't consider this a good entry into the salt mines. Hobbi was certainly a cheeky bugger, a bit obnoxious maybe, but this was not the salt injection I was hoping for. Thanks PiG, love your casts!
In the warcraft 3 days before they added auto reveal without a town hall (and even after night elf players would still try this as you say with a tree of life) players would lose, say "well gg man" as you were destroying their "last" building. Then when it went down be like "uh, what the heck? It's bugged? I can't quit and it won't say I've lost?" In truth they had hid a farm or a burrow somewhere difficult to see without rotating your camera and were just trying to goad inexperienced players into quitting and handing them the ladder win.
I could be wrong so I'm asking: Could SandSlott have ended the game at 11:52 by targeting the stargate instead of trying to trying to kill 3 pylons? I know the game wouldn't end instantly (based on hobbi), but it seems to me that killing a stargate is faster and bigger than killing some pylons (especially if the opponent is not likely to be supply capped).
Worst one for me was is in AoE 2! Fortified wall has so much hp and on Arena there sometimes is a tiny tiny path in the forested back base. Had an opponent wall across the whole screen to waste time. Luckily you can go make coffee while your army slowly work to make some use of the time.
I saw a match where I think it was hero? He went for Carriers and a big death ball but when his opponent went tempests he went phoenix with range and it destroyed the tempests. I think that might be the only logical thought process behind this move but I’m not sure
Ī kinda think there sould me a MMR punishment for people who lose by having all their buildings destroyed and a higher MMR reward for people who win. To try prevent time wasters. Also maybe a portrait that is forced on you for your next 2 ladder matches.
If you destroy resource building ( nexus, hatchery, c center)the rest of the building is revealed and if you destroy all the building you win, i thinks?. The issue here is hobbi keep making nexus (so no reveal) and since he still able to make buildings, no instant win.
I know this hobbi guy, super annoying cheeser. Super easy to beat, he hid building all over the map. Here is his strategy. Cannon rush> void ray> dt> carrier.
21:00 actually, a cat can be dangerous to a bear. and the bear sees no reason to fight the cat over its territory, why risk loosing an eye for nothing?
Hes either way too drunk to realize he is not amusing to anyone but himself, or still 15 and genuinely finds being a twat amusing. either way I feel bad for what I can assume to be his lack of social life.
PLEASE DO AN AFK SALT CHALLENGE./ ASK YOUR CULTISTS TO RESPOND TO "GLHF" WITH EITHER "GG" OR "TLDR". IF THEY RESPOND CONTINUE WITH EITHER "QUIT ALREADY" OR "GET GUD, NOOB" OR CONTINUE TO ADD SALT. THEN THE BUILD SHOULD BE A SINGLE PROBE IN THE MAIN AND SEND A SINGLE PROBE TO THE CORNER AND BUILD A BASE THERE AND USE THAT AS YOUR MAIN, THEN DO ANY FAST RUSH BUILD. LET THEM SEE THE MAIN AND THINK YOU ARE AFK THEN WHEN THEY SEND SOMETHING TO DESTROY IT COUNTER THEIR MAIN WITH EVERYTHING YOU BUILT. WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SEE PPL CHANNELLING THEIR INNER SEWER MERMAID
It's really not that hard to see what he's thinking by building phoenix Pig Phoenix starts with P P is for Protoss Protoss OP Should be obvious, really
Man I got thousand of ways to roast the hobi. Unfortunately Sandlott is so soft both at gameplay (kind of a coward) and defending himself against insult.
I have a feeling Hobbi is kind of a lonely person. I know I have no way of knowing that, but I mean... who does that? It's not particularly mean, or hateful... he was just kinda wasting his time and being weird in chat the whole game lol. I feel bad for the guy.
then again, sandslott was at 5500/2000 at 167 supply with no units in production at the 20 minute mark, so the 100 something apm is probably hotkey or mouse spam.
naah he should have found everything in 10 seconds.. instead of selecting his units one by one he searched proxy nexuses with his entire army. thats low lvl aight.
@@frchillin1427 it's funny, I might have switched to another race if it weren't for mirror matchups. PvP and ZvZ are my least favourite matchups in the game. TvT is at least tolerable, if stressful. The best matchup is definitely TvZ though, IMO.
A terran did this to me floating buildings and just talking shit, so rather than kill him, I took every base, made enough overlords to creep every square inch of the map so he couldn't land and then just left one worker mining so a draw wouldn't happen and then just watched netflix while he talked to himself convinced he was wasting my time. He stayed for like another 50 minutes.
If you don’t mind, I’m gonna use this next time this happens in one of my ladder games.
man, you are a genius. What was he talking about during those 50 mins? XD
@@justushunter8465 I just leave. Not worth my time. Better to search a new match and actually play the game.
what a legend
wow man, cray cray
Love these. SandSlott means Sand Castle in swedish. Much love PiG you're providing such amazing entertainment!
what do you mean its obviously Sand Lott :P
It was sand slut in my head.
Hobbi was definitely such a cool guy that everyone loves to hang out with
Tbh he seems like the guy who's just messing around and having fun on ladder while red seems to be the guy who's super serious about winning
@@emissarygw2264 hobbi was triggered by one dance for far too long for that to be true and Sandy was too passive for your other assertion to be true.
@@emissarygw2264 weird that we are defining being a dickhead as having fun. It's only designed to make someone else's experience in the game not fun.
Bullies often pretend to be joking and having fun, when the fun is really at the expense of the other person. This is an argument for network level of mutes that you find in other online games. But SC2 was kind of before that.
@@adam88099 seemed to me like he was bantering. Maybe your friends are different but a lot of people I know do a lot of back and forth while competing in any sport, and it's just friendly lighthearted stuff. Stuff like "gotcha! Bet you didn't see that one coming, loser!" with a big grin after making a lucky shot. I've also run into people who think gg just means "hey this is a fun match so far" and have been confused when I asked them why they were gging so early.
"He who uses the same trick 14 times ina row will no longer surprise his opponent, on the 15th try" - sun tzu
I love how through someone's playstyle of SC2 you can assert a decent guess at their mental state. This game is a pretty good example of that. Hobbi is an absolute psychopath
Hobbi is Sam Bankman Fried, for sure. Lmao
and sandslot is cz LMFAO
Hobbi is so kind, gging 20 times in a single game.
It's a really REALLY good game
By far my favorite series, keep up the great commentary Pig 🐖!!!
Definitely
My thought process: _Alright, this one was good at shutting down the cannon rush, so the other one will do an attack from the shadows, right? Right; then the second one does a corner base - will the first one do the Tempest turtle-crack-opening? Yeah!_
there needs to be a, like, secret wood league, where it just _tells_ you you're still in Bronze or Silver or Gold or something, but really all it does is match you with other people who are completely and utterly as insufferable as you are.
see y'all in mahogany 3
I would watch those over pro play :D
Forencio files and Salt Mines are definitely your most fun content. Always watch uploads.
Me too.
Is smurfio files still a thing?
Hobbi must be one of those chess players who doesnt know you win with checkmate. He keeps sacrificing half his board to give you a check then giggling like a maniac while you sit there confused
rofl perfect analogy
This was actually a good game to watch.
SandSlott told Hobbi to have fun. Maybe that was a mistake.
"Dance to this b1tch!"
- Hobbi, a very cool dude
These are my favorite vids! Glad to see another! Thank you!!!
Jokes aside, if pigs advice isn't in the art of war, it very much could be, because like 90% of whats in there is "of your enemy has a fortified position, probably good idea to not attack it" and "if your enemy is expecting you to do something, try doing something else"
Pheonix was for maximising the anti -interceptro damage, incase Sandslott made carriers.
SandGollum: Thie! Thie! Baggin! We hats it! Hats it! FOREVE!
Bilb: GG
@14:32 "Say you are a very small island nation"
As a Taiwanese: "Hey, I take that personally!!"
JK PiG, I know you meant small island nation as Australia :P
I absolutely hate the dudes that stay just to prolong your win, and don't have any skill at the game otherwise.
On on hand it is frustrating, but I do like the completely stress-free opportunity to dick around without my opponent being able to do anything.
@@mememachine-386 I usually take every base and use a Planetary morph to kill thei last structure.
@@rozmarinideas5340This is what I do, Planetary or like one unit slowly killing whatever the last structure is.
Last time this happened to me, I tried neuralling a probe to kill them with airtoss. Sadly, my broodlords kept killing the probe before a nexus could go down.
@@dresdenmini8586 years ago in WoL I managed to neural a probe and spelled EZ in pylons. I don't know if my opponent ever got to see it though.
Def was a fun game to watch but I wouldn't consider this a good entry into the salt mines. Hobbi was certainly a cheeky bugger, a bit obnoxious maybe, but this was not the salt injection I was hoping for. Thanks PiG, love your casts!
Ah yes, Sun Tzu's "The Art of Warcraft"
he clearly wants to tank the shots of the tempests with those pheonix. thank me later lol. 18:15
In the warcraft 3 days before they added auto reveal without a town hall (and even after night elf players would still try this as you say with a tree of life) players would lose, say "well gg man" as you were destroying their "last" building. Then when it went down be like "uh, what the heck? It's bugged? I can't quit and it won't say I've lost?"
In truth they had hid a farm or a burrow somewhere difficult to see without rotating your camera and were just trying to goad inexperienced players into quitting and handing them the ladder win.
The protoss in the first game, named SandSlott, means Sand Castle in Swedish :)
EDIT: Oops, there was only one game :D
Who vaguely remembers sandlot? Sandlot is a great movie
I don't think he's being delusional; I think he's drunk.
24:53 i laughed hard lol
Hobbi is probably a student of the florencio school.
PiG, have you got anything from Flo to continue the Florencio Files yet?
Very much enjoyed the Sun Tzu quote! Thanks, PiG!
I'm still convinced that cheesers below Dimond only know how to cheese instead of macro.
I could be wrong so I'm asking: Could SandSlott have ended the game at 11:52 by targeting the stargate instead of trying to trying to kill 3 pylons? I know the game wouldn't end instantly (based on hobbi), but it seems to me that killing a stargate is faster and bigger than killing some pylons (especially if the opponent is not likely to be supply capped).
yeah i think that's a good call
Hobbi is an investment banker for sure
Hobbi's swiss cheese brain due to prior copium abuse
I am halfway through - if hobbi loses, this is absolutely fantastic. If he wins, I'll have to throw my computer out the window.
Aww yeah, my sodium levels were running low.
Like over half that game sandlot could have just a clicked his stalkers and went and made coffee and won
Not sure this was that salty, though - more just ...delusion
Worst one for me was is in AoE 2! Fortified wall has so much hp and on Arena there sometimes is a tiny tiny path in the forested back base. Had an opponent wall across the whole screen to waste time. Luckily you can go make coffee while your army slowly work to make some use of the time.
Hobbi is that annoying "friend" that no one invites out but somehow shows up at all gatherings and always makes everything about himself.
I think hobbi doesnt have a real life job. He just has hobbies
🤣
Hobbi definitely works for the IRS.
"Comes in with one of the most pathetic base trade armies" :D
I saw a match where I think it was hero? He went for Carriers and a big death ball but when his opponent went tempests he went phoenix with range and it destroyed the tempests. I think that might be the only logical thought process behind this move but I’m not sure
I met hobbi on NA, he tried to cannon rush me 3 times in a row, shut it down, walked across the map, killed him XD *instert that Sun-Tzu quote by PiG*
By the 21 minute mark, hobbi should be saying ggfrtt (for real this time)
I abused once the patch with the hidden cc. it took 6hours and 30mins before the stall was going down
this salt was spicy today
Ī kinda think there sould me a MMR punishment for people who lose by having all their buildings destroyed and a higher MMR reward for people who win. To try prevent time wasters. Also maybe a portrait that is forced on you for your next 2 ladder matches.
If you destroy resource building ( nexus, hatchery, c center)the rest of the building is revealed and if you destroy all the building you win, i thinks?. The issue here is hobbi keep making nexus (so no reveal) and since he still able to make buildings, no instant win.
Hobbi should be Terran for sure
salt and coffee, my favorite breakfast item
I'm guessing hobbi thought if he saig gg enough and talked enough sht his opponent would be tricked into thinking they lost.
So mechanically inept xd
this was the most frustrating game i've ever seen.
15:04 didn't know PiG was so well versed in firearms -- everything he said was accurate AF
Always nice to see some karma in action.
I know this hobbi guy, super annoying cheeser. Super easy to beat, he hid building all over the map. Here is his strategy. Cannon rush> void ray> dt> carrier.
What an excuse of a human being hobbi is.
21:00 actually, a cat can be dangerous to a bear. and the bear sees no reason to fight the cat over its territory, why risk loosing an eye for nothing?
Dementia PoV? Poggers!
Hobbi is just enjoying life. Having a good game and letting everyone know about it.
Hes either way too drunk to realize he is not amusing to anyone but himself, or still 15 and genuinely finds being a twat amusing. either way I feel bad for what I can assume to be his lack of social life.
something is wrong with hobbi. i hope he get's well
I fought that guy in ladder, definitely a dumbass
Hobbi was just commenting on how good the game was.
PLEASE DO AN AFK SALT CHALLENGE./
ASK YOUR CULTISTS TO RESPOND TO "GLHF" WITH EITHER "GG" OR "TLDR".
IF THEY RESPOND CONTINUE WITH EITHER "QUIT ALREADY" OR "GET GUD, NOOB" OR CONTINUE TO ADD SALT.
THEN THE BUILD SHOULD BE A SINGLE PROBE IN THE MAIN AND SEND A SINGLE PROBE TO THE CORNER AND BUILD A BASE THERE AND USE THAT AS YOUR MAIN, THEN DO ANY FAST RUSH BUILD.
LET THEM SEE THE MAIN AND THINK YOU ARE AFK THEN WHEN THEY SEND SOMETHING TO DESTROY IT COUNTER THEIR MAIN WITH EVERYTHING YOU BUILT.
WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SEE PPL CHANNELLING THEIR INNER SEWER MERMAID
It's really not that hard to see what he's thinking by building phoenix Pig
Phoenix starts with P
P is for Protoss
Protoss OP
Should be obvious, really
rofl i think you've read his mind
honestly.. hobbi has got to be a ten year old child
i dont even feel like i wanna make fun of that kid
Obviously, gg means 'get gud'
Man I got thousand of ways to roast the hobi. Unfortunately Sandlott is so soft both at gameplay (kind of a coward) and defending himself against insult.
Yeah, some people just really have no life.
hobbi is not that bm, at least he wrote gg
It's upsetting how many people who play this game seriously need therapy...
Not much salt in this episode. Hobbi was really annoying though.
I have a feeling Hobbi is kind of a lonely person. I know I have no way of knowing that, but I mean... who does that? It's not particularly mean, or hateful... he was just kinda wasting his time and being weird in chat the whole game lol. I feel bad for the guy.
10/10
I think hobbi is 11yo or so. And he’s probably bullied in school.
He deserved it haha
EPIC
I’m seeing a huge skill gap. Suspicious that the winner is smurfing
then again, sandslott was at 5500/2000 at 167 supply with no units in production at the 20 minute mark, so the 100 something apm is probably hotkey or mouse spam.
Cheese is pretty good, you know?
naah he should have found everything in 10 seconds.. instead of selecting his units one by one he searched proxy nexuses with his entire army. thats low lvl aight.
FOR-E-VER!
People like hobbi are so annoying like bro just end the game allready
I really hate this kind of player. Anyone know how to crack turtle carrier with Terran?
Contain them, deplete them and then nuke them?
The best solution: switch to prtoss.
Your Bio is way stronger than his gateway units. Just kill them before they have mass carriers.
@@watchvideo7225 but not his cannons, not in small numbers.
@@frchillin1427 it's funny, I might have switched to another race if it weren't for mirror matchups. PvP and ZvZ are my least favourite matchups in the game. TvT is at least tolerable, if stressful. The best matchup is definitely TvZ though, IMO.
First
Its lmfao
Cannon rush? Easy.
Lift your nexus, dummy.