Hey uh thank you for an incredible past decade. It's insane that this song still gets the attention that it does and I'm eternally grateful that you've enabled someone like me to continue living out their dream of making music and slapping a dumb panda girl on it. Once again, as if I don't say it enough these days, thank you ;w;
Zettai ryōiki (Japanese: 絶対領域, lit. "absolute territory") refers to the area of bare skin in the gap between overknee socks and a miniskirt (or shorts). It can also be used to describe the clothing combination. The term first became widespread in otaku slang as one of the attributes of moe characters in anime and manga, but it is now used by the general public in Japan. For those of you who didn't know, maybe you possibly don't understand the context of the title. Have a good day! :)
@@MrMischief1225 Well, three reasons : First, I was asleep for, like, four years and I am understandably hungry. Two, there's nothing more satisfying than the rush I get from watching a person disappear. And three... And I need you to pay attention on this one... *Angry biomechanical scream* *EXPLOSION* Aaaah~ And three : 'That' is how I power the beautiful temple that is my body.
@@mategogava7985 Thee worship mine greatness for thee knoweth not mine faults. Verily I sayeth to thee, cousin : a sir of this world is but truly a miserable little pile of secrets.
@Tanjii_PAW.Z >and now I am confised Indeed : you confused "I" and "U", yet I am not you because I am me... I wouldn't mind if you said "Hi" to the ewe I am on this heigh, but don't hie you to put a yew between me and you. They are poisonous and can get a ewe high... And to end this on a high note : Mi
Yo, just wanted to say thank you for the insane amount of activity on this song in the past month. Really happy that you guys are enjoying my work this much
Thie funniest part about this is, Ken Ashcorp actually looks at these comments, he's one of the few music artists that does, and I can appreciate him for doing that.
@@KenAshcorp One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs-or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn-strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle. Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.
This song is 11 years old and has over 105k comments. That's an average of 25 comments a day. Judging by how youtube keeps sending people here in waves year after year to hear this masterpiece I wouldn't be surprised if that number was accurate.
for anyone who is distressed about the comment containing 'pootis' there was an SFM video made by Ceno0 called 'POOTIS ENGAGE// EXTREME' that features this song in an incredibly over the top opening containing many references from other anime openings.
This song gave me and my friend the motivation to raid a military base to find anime girls. One of the best days of our lives. Thank you very much, Ken.
I recently learned that 'denier' is the measurement by which stockings' fabric fineness and opacity is rated. So now I - and hopefully you - understand 'A girl's status is measured by her denier' a bit more.
@@Pharthrax Ah lol. I didn't read the description was sort of going by what I heard. Maybe the word "Denier" is pronounced way different than my English speaking brain wants it to be pronounced XD.
Every few years, with new conflict in the Gaza strip, there come people saying it aged poorly... It aged like fine wine, and will continue to for decades.
This song is the most ball tickling, confetti popper, hot garbage, cosplaying, 2000’s scene kid, deodorant smelling, doc martin wearing dumpster fire that has ever touched my ears and somehow it still goes hard
This song is 9 years old, and it took two down bad mercenaries to remind everyone that it was still here. Edit: I think it's funny that my joke got this much attention and half of the people reading this don't even know what I'm talking about.
This song is actually excellent, as I find it 9 years later from an excellent TF2 animation that was also shown by Noodles describing today's failures of cinema.
I work at UPS I came in singing this song I taught my drivers the song Now there is a whole bunch of UPS truck drivers singing this song. You're welcome. #UPSIsthebest #SuckitFedex
Marcello Gucci I'm not going to explain something everyone else understood to a special little snowflake that doesn't understand it, sorry bud. And my position? Lol this is TH-cam buddy, you aren't backing me into a wall with words dude.
3:05 i only just now realised that the line "More manslaughter than the third impact" is an evangelion reference. my respect for this song has now grown exponentially
I see that as a plus, for some reason i really love the "Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine" It reminds me of masochism tango, any song that rhymes "spine" and "mine" is great, because the line is usually pretty cheesy, and sexy-
I think the reason why this comment section is alive may be very simple . On youtube there are two possible ways to set the order of comments - with the most relevant at the top or the most recent at the top. This video (and some other of his) has comments set to most recent at the top. That's why we actually see new comments. With the other option its harder to see new ones as they are overshadowed by comments with lots of likes but here likes cannot prioritize what you write. I think it's actually surprisingly cool :D
*Looks at all the new people now just discovering this classic* Better late than never~ Now while you are here, Go check out his other music, "In The Zone" "We're Shameless" "Take Me Home" "Crazy Chicks" "On The Rocks" All have the same vibes as this song, But you really should go check out his songs "Rival" "Burgz" "Wish There Were Still Dinosaurs" "BLUE" "PVP" "Dantes Demon Supply" "Hunter" "What PS2?" "Not One Less" "Hold My Hand" "Rachael Amps" "Britland City Theme" "Redline PanDAYring" "20 Percent Cooler" "GirlChan In Paradise" "Supernatural" "The Legend Never Dies" ~Been a Fan for a Long time now~ *Love The Music!*
the bass and guitar are restoring life to my corpse, those riffs are giving me a will to live. It makes me want to pick my bass back up and try to do them justice...
So because I realized the fact that it’s actually kind of a niche phrase outside of its origin: “Absolute Territory”/“Zettai ryōiki” is originally a Japanese phrase referring to the portion of bare thighs between overknee socks and a skirt/shorts. So for anyone questioning the main image and why it’s there, there’s your context. Don’t think about why the local dinosaur nerd is giving you a history lesson.
Hearing music like this makes me realize how much hidden and raw talent that's just floating around on TH-cam and the Internet, but for some reason it doesn't reach the majority of people that thoroughly enjoys whatever genre they're looking for. (I mean this is already popular but I'm sure you got the point.) I wish I heard this sooner, and I hope I can find more bangers like this. P.S.----- Pootis. . . Engage.
Wasn't even aware that its been ten years since this god tier masterpiece has been dropped. Whatever you may be doing now Ken, may it bare fruit. Here's to another ten years of people finding this wonderful music!
Still gonna be making music, just had the “covid made me lazy” bug and was in game development for the past 3 years. Will be back to the music soon enough (also known as years to most people I’M SO SORRY)
I've avoided this song for so dang long since I've seen it 5-7 years ago, for some reason. It only took my little brother showing two local Russians busting the living hell out of an entire army base before I realized how much of a fool I was for doing so.
It's both the base and a few of the lyrics for me. It's not thighs but the other shit implied. It's sort of like his "I'm your slave" song. It's more implication and feeling than direct lyrics.
"I've had it with these motherfucking weebs in my, motherfucking military base" - Also Soldier from hit team based first person shooter team fortress defense two
*Wikipedia excerpt:* The zettai ryōiki ratio for the length of the miniskirt, the exposed portion of thigh, and the over-knee part of the socks is 4:1:2.5, with a tolerance of 25%. The ratio has also been referred to as a golden ratio (黄金比, ōgonhi) among fans. Zettai ryōiki fans have also assigned letter grades for the ratio variants, from grade E (too much leg is seen, the skirt is also too long) to grade A (short skirt, high socks, short exposed area). Some fans have conceived of a grade S character which adds the criteria of a twintails hairstyle and a tsundere (cold on the outside, warm on the inside) personality.
once my friend passed me the aux while we were on a road trip. it was kinda long so i just put my playlist and fell asleep. couple of hours later, i wake up to this song playing on the car, already like half way in. i remember thinking they were going to think im weird just cuz i had this song saved, but surprisingly they really liked it. we spent the next hour or so listening to some of the other songs Ken has. we listened to this song at least once a day for the following month.
@Me and the boiz restarting the ussr But I heard a while ago that the original owners were fine with it being handled by the original creators though. Was that info false?
@@MichaelIZKOOL it's an anime based on adult swim cartoons, it's very funny unless you're not into that kind of edgy humor. Looking at your reaction, it most likely isn't for you.
How to make thigh high socks: What you’ll need Tights (ones that go over your feet) Scissors Elastic Hot Glue 1.Measure how high you want your thigh highs to be and cut there (To get them as high as possible, cut directly under the crotch area) 2.Put the thigh highs on and measure your elastic around your thighs (Make sure it’s tight enough so they don’t fall down, but not so tight that it’s hurting you) 3.Cut the elastic and hot glue the ends together, forming a ring (Wait for it to dry otherwise you will create a disaster) 4.Put the elastic rings around your thighs and fold the thigh highs down so they cover the elastic (I recommend folding it inside, that way, you can’t see the fold line, unless that’s the look you want, you could also sew or hot glue/super glue the elastic to the socks but let’s be honest, nobody’s gonna be bothered to do that) 5.Done! *If you can’t have your waifu, become her*
@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 Its a reference to the Evengelion film in wich the event know as third impact causes the death of all humanity basically
I spent the longest time thinking that the first lyric of this song was "She's got a fetish for fire" when it was actually "She's got a fetish for fine art"
Merry Christmas, all of you
you too, ty for this banger ❤️
Merry Christmas
merry christmas to you and this song is so good
meri crihmah, dude
Love you
-CJ
Hey uh thank you for an incredible past decade. It's insane that this song still gets the attention that it does and I'm eternally grateful that you've enabled someone like me to continue living out their dream of making music and slapping a dumb panda girl on it. Once again, as if I don't say it enough these days, thank you ;w;
🤯
Nah, thank YOU though, your music is great. I listen to this song a lot. Hope you have a good day though my dude ;P
Have a nice day and also... thank you as well for making this awesome song
You're a fuckin legend homie i salute your amazing influence to the TF2 community!
Your musics amazing man, keep up the good work 🥳
She whispers in my ear...
My headphones: “BATTERY 20 PERCENT”
“Low battewy. Pwease charge.”
20% cooler
As I read this, my headphones started yelling at me.
Wireless headphones problems in a nutshell, too relatable
lmao that sucks
I've only just now realized that the background art is full of stockings...
haha me too now that you mention it
honestly can't believe i didn't notice that
@@AverageGibusMedic you were distracted by something else, we understand.
@@deltacosmic5358 man...
and an AT field too
" *I AM COMING FOR THE THIGHS* "
"Heavy said calmly"
"Sex..."
"NOW!"
Yes
Indeed
Т А К А Л Ё Я Н Е П О Н Я Л Э Т О Ч О О О О О О О О О О
help he's after me I stole his thigh pics
Still can't believe this man made an entire song about his thigh fetish and it somehow absolutely slaps.
He's god lol
I mean.. who *doesn't* like thighs?
Because it is awesome. Everyone seems to like knee-high socks and cool women's thighs
@@Justsumrandumdude Me.
@@pablindatz9488damn bruh
2013: good song i add it to my playlist
2022: tea for two heavy weapon guy
*Sussy song that is also a banger
@@rnaodmsomething *gfy
s e x NOW
Heavy said calmly
@@rnaodmsomething DA
Dad?
You know the song is good when it’s still popular after 11 years
Real
Zettai ryōiki (Japanese: 絶対領域, lit. "absolute territory") refers to the area of bare skin in the gap between overknee socks and a miniskirt (or shorts). It can also be used to describe the clothing combination. The term first became widespread in otaku slang as one of the attributes of moe characters in anime and manga, but it is now used by the general public in Japan.
For those of you who didn't know, maybe you possibly don't understand the context of the title.
Have a good day! :)
I genuinely didn't know this, oh my god thank you
@@creativecipher you're very welcome :)
get this comment to top so that others can know what does absolute territory meant
Huh, neat! Thanks for the info, this should be closer to the top!
Pootis
"And curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine." Dumbledore asked calmly
Why dude. Why
@@MrMischief1225 Well, three reasons :
First, I was asleep for, like, four years and I am understandably hungry.
Two, there's nothing more satisfying than the rush I get from watching a person disappear.
And three... And I need you to pay attention on this one...
*Angry biomechanical scream*
*EXPLOSION*
Aaaah~
And three : 'That' is how I power the beautiful temple that is my body.
@@gorgorletyran7424 i worship thy greatness lord gorgor.
@@mategogava7985 Thee worship mine greatness for thee knoweth not mine faults.
Verily I sayeth to thee, cousin : a sir of this world is but truly a miserable little pile of secrets.
@Tanjii_PAW.Z >and now I am confised
Indeed : you confused "I" and "U", yet I am not you because I am me...
I wouldn't mind if you said "Hi" to the ewe I am on this heigh, but don't hie you to put a yew between me and you. They are poisonous and can get a ewe high...
And to end this on a high note : Mi
Yo, just wanted to say thank you for the insane amount of activity on this song in the past month. Really happy that you guys are enjoying my work this much
Ken Ashcorp anytime mate. this is a amazing song and I love it's rhythm keep up the good work
yea man its a pretty gosh darn good song
E
Recommending me this song was the best thing TH-cam has done in years!
You are more than welcome. Any chance you'll be doing other pieces this upbeat?
comments are fresher than bread, no matter how many years have passed since the release of this song, it's still absolute banger
Love how each day AT LEAST one person discovers this song... It's incredible
Ikr??
I just found it like 3 days ago lol, it's some gud shit 👌
I just found this song yesterday and holy cow I wish I found it like.. several years sooner. This is a jam.
Nicce
Yes
Play this at my funeral so I can disappoint my family even in death.
Priorities
YES
*Upgrades people, upgrades!*
personally, I'd want them to play 'Shameless' at my funeral. but this would be a good one for the buffet afterwards
We have a menace to society yet an absolute genius
Thie funniest part about this is, Ken Ashcorp actually looks at these comments, he's one of the few music artists that does, and I can appreciate him for doing that.
I appreciate the comments, likewise 💜
Oh wow
You are right sir
HE'S ALIVE AFTER 2 MONTHS
@@KenAshcorp One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs-or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn-strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle. Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.
@@KenAshcorp Are you still looking at this comments?
This song is 11 years old and has over 105k comments.
That's an average of 25 comments a day.
Judging by how youtube keeps sending people here in waves year after year to hear this masterpiece I wouldn't be surprised if that number was accurate.
ITS ALREADY 11 YEARS OLD???
You know a song's good if it goes through a second popularity phase.
What was the first?
this song has ALWAYS been popular.
Pootis
pootis
pootis
As an engineer main I can say that the red and blu heavies annihilated a whole millitary base with this playing in the background
dang glad that game is still alive though
@@sam2920 with 80k monthly players its more alive than overwatch 2 and halo infinite
@@That_weird_guy_Dragooon good to hear, it's a great game. I play planetside 2 so I'm no stranger to old shooters still being alive
@@sam2920even more alive now, thanks to a seal
Hows on the moon bro
love how all the comments are from 1 day ago while this song is 11 years old
For real my friend
to be fair, it's sorted by Newest First, but yeah, your point still stands.
youtube music did smth good for once and recommended this 4 times or smth till I decided to listen to this banger 50 times in a row🗿
YESS
Ikr
It's crazy to believe that even after 11 years, new comments still come out every few hours.
for anyone who is distressed about the comment containing 'pootis'
there was an SFM video made by Ceno0 called 'POOTIS ENGAGE// EXTREME' that features this song in an incredibly over the top opening containing many references from other anime openings.
SS: Thanks u, good person.
pootis
pootis
pootis
Pootis
This song is over a decade old, and still gets comments as recent as hours ago. That's a testament to how good it is.
Fr lol I also can't believe it has been 10 years 😭 like I remember listening to this in middle school
Yeah but what are thse new comments 😭😭😭
b r u h look at that fucking view counter. i remember when this fucker had thousands. 42 fuckin mil m8
This song gave me and my friend the motivation to raid a military base to find anime girls. One of the best days of our lives. Thank you very much, Ken.
Did you find the anime girls tho
@@olivermorin3303 Yes, and a lot of them, too.
@@matthewgarner7215 how did it ended up
Was the coach from left 4 dead there?
Yes
2:00 Just leavin' a checkpoint
I am sexually attracted to the sound of that bass
Same
yup
Such perfect distortion
Are you...
bassexual?!
Okay, I'll better go
If only there was a version with milder lyrics...
I recently learned that 'denier' is the measurement by which stockings' fabric fineness and opacity is rated.
So now I - and hopefully you - understand 'A girl's status is measured by her denier' a bit more.
I always thought the line was "A girl's status is measured by her derriere" As in like the size of her butt?
thank you for this knowledge fren
@@Pharthrax Ah lol. I didn't read the description was sort of going by what I heard. Maybe the word "Denier" is pronounced way different than my English speaking brain wants it to be pronounced XD.
This is not common knowledge. Thank you for doing us a learn.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
As a wise man once said..
" Hey, Buddy. You picked the wrong door! The weeb club's two blocks down. "
Thank you, king.
My friend literally showed me that vid the other night, and I was so happy to here this song in it
@@lieutenantpliskin Now, I'll show you who's the boss of this facility!
@@xnopyt7448 (Fight ensues)
@@xnopyt7448 “where did he go?
This song still getting so much attention and love just makes me so happy
-Both?
-Both.
-Both.
-Both is good.
BOAF!!
Thats not how a capcha works
@@buffooonery Boaf.
*gun clicks*
"OK"
You know the song is a banger when the creator of it automatically brings you to the recent comments
@hiimswitch fr wtf
Every few years, with new conflict in the Gaza strip, there come people saying it aged poorly...
It aged like fine wine, and will continue to for decades.
Agreed
this line hit me like a goddamn truck 😭😭 it's smooth but oh my god?!!! ;!:!;$
ka-blooey!
How is it related to Gaza?
@@Purfait Just listen to the song, you'll find out.
小学生の時に初めて聴いて、また戻ってきて聞いてます。大人になりましたが、いつ聴いても色褪せない最高な曲です。❤
Dude made an entire song about being attracted to thighs in 2013 before it was a normalized thing, what a guy
WAIT SO THATS WHAT THE SONG IZ ABT?
YES@@huntergamez45
@@huntergamez45YES
it wasnt always normalized???
what tf did you think it was about???@@huntergamez45
This song is the most ball tickling, confetti popper, hot garbage, cosplaying, 2000’s scene kid, deodorant smelling, doc martin wearing dumpster fire that has ever touched my ears and somehow it still goes hard
IDFK if that's a compliment, hate, or highly word play constructive criticism from a comment before
@@j_8785 i dont know either man
@@richardgoranski if even you can't describe your own words then thats when you know It came from the heart
This song reminds me of my cringe tumblr emo phase💀💀💀
r/oddlyspecific
This song is 9 years old, and it took two down bad mercenaries to remind everyone that it was still here.
Edit: I think it's funny that my joke got this much attention and half of the people reading this don't even know what I'm talking about.
They just dropped a sandvitch to this song for hp LMAO
Lmao ikr I heard about Ken Ashcorp was until 6 days ago and then the two heavys appeared and now I'm in love with this song
@Blueberry ENGANE
@@javiermendoza9607 *EXTREME*
Pootis
this song stilll hits so hard
REAL
Fr
This song is actually excellent, as I find it 9 years later from an excellent TF2 animation that was also shown by Noodles describing today's failures of cinema.
DUDE ME TOO-
That intro was something else
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
i found my people
ah yes, a true enjoyer
all noodles fault
I work at UPS
I came in singing this song
I taught my drivers the song
Now there is a whole bunch of UPS truck drivers singing this song.
You're welcome.
#UPSIsthebest
#SuckitFedex
UPS just pays more, lol.
Your comment doesn't make sense at all.
What do they pay for, or pay more for rather?
Or do you mean they cost more?
TheKyuubiOverload They pay higher salaries, it isn't rocket science to figure that out you dumbass. What was the point of making that comment.
You're still not making any sense whatsoever. Insulting instead of explaining what you failed to communicate won't better your position.
Marcello Gucci I'm not going to explain something everyone else understood to a special little snowflake that doesn't understand it, sorry bud. And my position? Lol this is TH-cam buddy, you aren't backing me into a wall with words dude.
3:05 i only just now realised that the line "More manslaughter than the third impact" is an evangelion reference. my respect for this song has now grown exponentially
i thought that too, hehe.
What is evangelion
@@Go_weegi a manga/anime
@@paweljedrzejczyk41 danke (thanks in German)
@@Go_weegi gen gercherchen (you're welcome in German)
LETS MAKE THIS POPULAR AGAIN‼️‼️🗣️🗣️
Yes
Absolutely
Yes
I love the fact that the song itself sounds amazing but the lyrics are just *SEX*
yes
I see that as a plus, for some reason i really love the "Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine"
It reminds me of masochism tango, any song that rhymes "spine" and "mine" is great, because the line is usually pretty cheesy, and sexy-
@@OlTimeyChara bro💀
@@hrenodyor xD
@@OlTimeyChara Down horrendous
I think the reason why this comment section is alive may be very simple . On youtube there are two possible ways to set the order of comments - with the most relevant at the top or the most recent at the top. This video (and some other of his) has comments set to most recent at the top. That's why we actually see new comments. With the other option its harder to see new ones as they are overshadowed by comments with lots of likes but here likes cannot prioritize what you write. I think it's actually surprisingly cool :D
And Thigh, the power of thiccnes.
@@negativecodea7384 Yes, that's right too
Ken is smart.
Welcome to "Absolute Territory: Live chat edition".
@@Ines-hn1ts hell yeah
@@Ines-hn1ts agreed
r.i.p
live again uh
I'd rather keep trying to bang monstergirls on my own thanks for the invitation though.
*Looks at all the new people now just discovering this classic* Better late than never~ Now while you are here, Go check out his other music, "In The Zone" "We're Shameless" "Take Me Home" "Crazy Chicks" "On The Rocks" All have the same vibes as this song, But you really should go check out his songs "Rival" "Burgz" "Wish There Were Still Dinosaurs" "BLUE" "PVP" "Dantes Demon Supply" "Hunter" "What PS2?" "Not One Less" "Hold My Hand" "Rachael Amps" "Britland City Theme" "Redline PanDAYring" "20 Percent Cooler" "GirlChan In Paradise" "Supernatural" "The Legend Never Dies" ~Been a Fan for a Long time now~ *Love The Music!*
ya forgot about "touch fluffy tail", but yeah listen to his music.
the bass and guitar are restoring life to my corpse, those riffs are giving me a will to live. It makes me want to pick my bass back up and try to do them justice...
so fuckin crunchy
Do it bud.
fr fr, I wanna do a vocal cover of it sooo bad lol
Pootis
This pootis is getting anoying i want some original comments
2013: some song on the internet
2022: *P O O T I S S T A T U S*
Ye but this song hits hard
heavy gaming
Good that isnt panty stocking opening
2013 was when I was listening to this shit and vibing
I feel like it's a crime that I discovered this channel recently rather than rocking out to it 10 years ago.
It really is. This song was all over the internet for awhile, sorry you missed out, Ken A. BOPPPSSS!
I go back to this on a daily basis
Same
"She has a fetish for fine art"
Imagine her going to a painting museum
Let's be more especifics
Modern art museum:**the humidity of the vagina has gone to negative numbers**Clasic art museum:**Massive orgasm**
She'll be going around drawing thigh high stockings and miniskirts on all the paintings and statues.
@@lnsflare1 You mean "she'd", right?
the thinker:**shakes in nudity**
@@juliuscaesar6660 no, she’d implies that that she might. She’ll says it’s an *absolute certainty*
*hey lady, stop humping the paintings*
So because I realized the fact that it’s actually kind of a niche phrase outside of its origin: “Absolute Territory”/“Zettai ryōiki” is originally a Japanese phrase referring to the portion of bare thighs between overknee socks and a skirt/shorts. So for anyone questioning the main image and why it’s there, there’s your context. Don’t think about why the local dinosaur nerd is giving you a history lesson.
Thank you for this explanation, my dear local dinosaur nerd. Hope your life goes well after enlightening us with this knowledge.
that explains the heavies yapping about thighs so much
Well, I've jerked it to the thumbnail for a day or two, thank you
Also funny because of AT fields being the boundary of the soul
So is her skin black?
This goes so hard, two unarmed Russian men have obliterated a secure military base while listening to it
what the heck does this mean-ski?
I'll show you who is king of this facility
@@derstoepsler hey buddy you got the wrong door, the floor of the *true male friendship* is two blocks up.
@@candiedcrusader7841 do you happen to know a certain cen0?
@@candiedcrusader7841 exactly what it means
Keep the tradition going guys. This banger should be eternal
Hearing music like this makes me realize how much hidden and raw talent that's just floating around on TH-cam and the Internet, but for some reason it doesn't reach the majority of people that thoroughly enjoys whatever genre they're looking for. (I mean this is already popular but I'm sure you got the point.) I wish I heard this sooner, and I hope I can find more bangers like this. P.S.----- Pootis. . . Engage.
banger? you don't hear anything good, if you call this a banger.
No discuss, only pootis
@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 pootis
@@pain_rain609
Wha?
@@pain_rain609 It's a furry, i know, WE know.
But it's the good ones, the not cringy ones.
Wasn't even aware that its been ten years since this god tier masterpiece has been dropped. Whatever you may be doing now Ken, may it bare fruit. Here's to another ten years of people finding this wonderful music!
Still gonna be making music, just had the “covid made me lazy” bug and was in game development for the past 3 years. Will be back to the music soon enough (also known as years to most people I’M SO SORRY)
@@KenAshcorp What games have you been working on? I'd love to check out some work :D
@@KenAshcorp take your time man, we love you
@@emirwattabor6991 Check his "Dare You To Love Me" release, it's the opening for a visual novel game I think
@@KenAshcorpDrop another banger please my pet grasshopper just died
How amazing would it be if they got Ken Ashcorp on board to do music for the new Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt?
hope so!! it would be a perfect fit tbh
Yeah, that would be awesome tbh
THEY SHOULD OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE THE ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK
YES!!!!!!!
@@purple.st4rz_556 *WAIT WHAT*
what the fuck is there like some mass event that got everyone to listen to this song again
no, comments on this vid are just set to newest first for some reason
i have ni udea lol, i came here to look at old music i liked 3 years ago and i see so many other ppl
It is in your head and will never leave
yo that i Es from alter ego?
@@johnsonfromml8662 LETS FUCKING GOOO YES
I've avoided this song for so dang long since I've seen it 5-7 years ago, for some reason.
It only took my little brother showing two local Russians busting the living hell out of an entire army base before I realized how much of a fool I was for doing so.
wow
i get the reference
You made me realize how old this song is
Your brother is epic
@@WilsonAUSpootis engage
"I've got a fetish for fine art"
- Yoshikage Kira
So, handprints?
wait hes saying FIne art? I thought he was saying Fire this whole time.
H a n d s
ZA HANDO
So you thought the lyrics for the song are
"Shes got a fetish for fine fire? " lol
this comment section has 2 vibes:
- I just like the bass okay
- hnnnggh thighs
Hnnnnggh bass
I just like the thighs okay?
It's both the base and a few of the lyrics for me. It's not thighs but the other shit implied. It's sort of like his "I'm your slave" song. It's more implication and feeling than direct lyrics.
@@uhoh7545 ye
The duality of man
After 11 years this thing is still trending. Love kenny
"I Had it with these motherf**king weebs in this mother**king military base"
*top 10 most satisfying anime punches*
"*Squelch*"
You got blood on this sandvich
"You entered the wrong room. The weeb room is 2 blocks down." - Giga Soldier
"I've had it with these motherfucking weebs in my, motherfucking military base" - Also Soldier from hit team based first person shooter team fortress defense two
@@darthplaydo “Most fun online game of all time” - PC Gamer.
-Boss Of The Facility (*Buff Soldier*)
"2 Blocks?"
'Very nice!'
"Thanks king!"
"We go!"
“You’re going down you Sputnik!”
-Buff Soldier TF2
*Wikipedia excerpt:*
The zettai ryōiki ratio for the length of the miniskirt, the exposed portion of thigh, and the over-knee part of the socks is 4:1:2.5, with a tolerance of 25%. The ratio has also been referred to as a golden ratio (黄金比, ōgonhi) among fans.
Zettai ryōiki fans have also assigned letter grades for the ratio variants, from grade E (too much leg is seen, the skirt is also too long) to grade A (short skirt, high socks, short exposed area). Some fans have conceived of a grade S character which adds the criteria of a twintails hairstyle and a tsundere (cold on the outside, warm on the inside) personality.
the more you know
why is this a whole science tf 😭
@@mimisaur5000 ikr
wtf
111 likes
nice
i find it funny that i suddenly wanted to listen to this song for the past week and looking at all these comments, im not alone? weird
First time seeing this song for me. Definitely won't be the last time.
"You're so hotly contested here's a tip- you should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip"
Absolutely incredible line lmao
Absolutely. Probably the best bit of the song.
OMG, Richard from the famous videogame called Hotline Miami released in 2012 likes Absolute Territory????
@@less3594 No freaking way. You're right!!!!
fr
@@less3594 you're goddamn right.
ah yes my favorite social media, *the comments section of absolute territory*
Nothing quite like it. It’ll outlive us all.
Its comment section is more active than most people listening to it
What I came here for: Ken's beautiful voice
What I got: Ken's beautiful voice and a comment section more alive than my cat at 3am
OH NO
bro your cat good ?
Pootis
Love how we are reviving this
once my friend passed me the aux while we were on a road trip. it was kinda long so i just put my playlist and fell asleep. couple of hours later, i wake up to this song playing on the car, already like half way in. i remember thinking they were going to think im weird just cuz i had this song saved, but surprisingly they really liked it. we spent the next hour or so listening to some of the other songs Ken has.
we listened to this song at least once a day for the following month.
i'm glad your friends enjoyed what you enjoy, we should praise ken for his musical identity
@@Bit459fr
w homies
That had to have felt great
Two down bad mercenaries, noodle and this song being pretty damn good has brought us all together.
I've had it with these motherhecking weebs in this motherhecking military base!!!
"You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip"
Top tier lyrics right there.
*The Palestinean and Israeli governments would like to know your location*
@RG the greatest
That bass line is fire.
Da -a
45 MINS AGO?!
@kaeyasimp3918 Yes, the comments are on newest first by default
It's crazy how after 10 years this song still gets daily comments
As it should though, because this song is an absolute banger
"10 years what is this dude talking abo- HOLY SHI-"
yes
Damn didn’t know that
Thanks to 2 buff men with matching clothes obliterate a military base to get anime bobas
Legit@@ThatdudeAry
Congratulations on Absolute Territory becoming a meme Ken. Can't wait for your next song.
this came out nine years ago 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@sneekyrussian08 Lol yeah it became a meme recently.
talking about the cant wait for your next song line, its been nine years.....
@@sneekyrussian08 he put out two songs this year, they were kinda short tho. Still bangers.
hey you know you can change your profile picture right?
"A girl's status is measured by her denier"
Denier means thread count... Status being decided by thread count... This is just kill la kill again!
Don't forget neon genesis with the "more manslaughter than the third impact" line
I thought it was dairy air (which means butt)
@@jaxondabac8808 you mean deriere?
@@__8120 yes, sorry lol
Not just thread count, specifically and most commonly the thickness and therefore sheerness of *stockings*.
WERE STARTING 2025 WITH THIS BANGER🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
YEA
But of course
OH YES WE ARE
HELL YEAH WE ARE!! LET'S GO GUYS
Today!
The song : *is about sex*
Ceno : man wouldnt be so cool to see two heavy destroying a military base while this is playing
They were looking right for that.
Well, Blu heavy did, Red just helped him
To be fair, the entire goal of the two pootises is to break in to weeb club to have sex with anime waifus. So the song fits pretty well.
Soldier destroyed it.
Because he from Ukraine
this is gonna sound HELLA straight, but ken legitimately has such a smooth and sexy voice??? ITS INSANE
i wanna touch some kfc lips
He does
God forbid ever sounding straight(?)
@@ohno3736 frfr
@@ohno3736 Why so much hate against us straight ppl :(
I remember when I was only learning English and did not knew lyrics, now I am listening to this and I am shocked
Man jajajajajjjajjjajajjajajajja igual por aquí
For a non-american i highly relate. I found this song years ago and this is actually my third video i watched on youtube
Thank goodness I speak English as my first language
Lmao same
Damn, cats be high as fuck learnin english and shit...
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS SONG BEFORE!? THIS SLAPS 🔥🔥🔥
Oh look everyone is STILL here.
Why are there people here talking?
Ayyyyyyyy. A deckade later and just as good.
w
hi
yuhh
Honestly if Panty and Stocking ever gets a second season, this guy would be very suitable for creating it's OST for that season.
Also, POOTIS.
Also, he technically did make a fan song for that. It just got taken down from his channel years ago.
@Me and the boiz restarting the ussr But I heard a while ago that the original owners were fine with it being handled by the original creators though. Was that info false?
I just googled that show, and all I have to say is: what the fuck?
@@MichaelIZKOOL it's an anime based on adult swim cartoons, it's very funny unless you're not into that kind of edgy humor. Looking at your reaction, it most likely isn't for you.
@Me and the boiz restarting the ussr
That's sad.
Why didn't they get permission for it?
Couldn't they afford another license ?
How to make thigh high socks:
What you’ll need
Tights (ones that go over your feet)
Scissors
Elastic
Hot Glue
1.Measure how high you want your thigh highs to be and cut there (To get them as high as possible, cut directly under the crotch area)
2.Put the thigh highs on and measure your elastic around your thighs (Make sure it’s tight enough so they don’t fall down, but not so tight that it’s hurting you)
3.Cut the elastic and hot glue the ends together, forming a ring (Wait for it to dry otherwise you will create a disaster)
4.Put the elastic rings around your thighs and fold the thigh highs down so they cover the elastic (I recommend folding it inside, that way, you can’t see the fold line, unless that’s the look you want, you could also sew or hot glue/super glue the elastic to the socks but let’s be honest, nobody’s gonna be bothered to do that)
5.Done!
*If you can’t have your waifu, become her*
bruh.
I will respond just as to not loose this comment
Annie Moose hope you haven’t loss this comment!
I also hope you were able to make what you wanted. 🤠🤟🏾
This is just great wow
I don't know how I am going to use this knowledge but I would like to thank you for it anyway.
i love it when videos have sort by new on by default, its always cool seeing how many new comments they get
So two heavies and a soldier walk into a military facility…
This sounds the start of an absolute fire edit about storming area51 for some anime tits
Soldier didn’t walk in he protects the area 51
And anime girls got sexxed
@@theorganizer27if mercenaries are anime girls and Saxton Hale sexxed them then its true
@@theorganizer27🤨
I love that the comment section has stayed alive for literal years. This song will never die and I'm really glad that it won't
I love to watch comments here. True power of the internet
The comment section wont die. 2022. 02. 19: hahahahaah pootis goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
only on reading this comment did i find out this came out in 2013
this comment section has become more active then the superbowl
pootis
The fact this comment section is active for almost a decade kind of proves that Ken's got some of the best talent the internet's ever seen.
Yes
DA.
@@JakeCWolf Da
We all know why
All thanks to funny buff Russian guy who wants anime girls
I get it now. I just learned that the gap between stockings and a skirt is referred to as the "absolute Territory" This song just keeps giving
I guess this song is suddenly appearing in recoommendeds. Absolute Territory refers to the area between stockings and a skirt that is bare skin.
Yooooooooooo, Thx dude.
A man of culture
Zetai Ryoukai
most definitely absolute territory
as a heavy main i respect this song
men of culture
As a fatscout main..... BRO
As another heavy main I say let's go get anime from a military base
Culture of man
Heavy main you exist
“MORE MANSLAUGHTER THEN THE THIRD IMPACT” hits harder then my dads belt 💀💀
Neon genesis Refrence👍
@@quinnjardine880 “she’s an absolute terror”
@@combineconformist literally AT field
me beconme liquid
*than
But I 100% agree that line slaps!
Dayum this shit fire still in 2024
Agree
Ditto
Yes
"Hey buddy, you picked the wrong door, The Weeb Club's two blocks down! "
"Two blocks? Veerry good! Thanks, king! "
" Now I'll show you who's boss of this facility! "
" Where he did go? "
It is sad day
I’ve had it with these motherfucking weebs on this motherfucking military base!
Me: readying comments
Song: "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHE! (3:25) "
@@ShardForgottenInTime hahhahahahahahah
"More manslaughter than the third impact"
THESE LYRICS ARE FUCKING GENIUS
evangelion?
Pootis
@@savvythedivineyethuggable7493 Its a reference to the Evengelion film in wich the event know as third impact causes the death of all humanity basically
@@rogertriceratopes2317 I see, I thought it was talking about the Third Reich.
Manslaughter, Doktor?
*I did that shit on purpose*
After years I now found out the "absolute territory" (duriving from Japan) is the bare skin between the thigh high stocking and the skirt
It’s crazy how this one video alone has like 46 million views, that means this song is a true banger
i started watching when it had 44 million views
it was like
4-3 months ago
this thing is still growing numbers
Not a thigh person, but this shit is FIRE
same fr fr
“both”
“both”
“yes both”
“both is good”
Yes you are
everyone is a thigh person
Both.
I spent the longest time thinking that the first lyric of this song was "She's got a fetish for fire" when it was actually "She's got a fetish for fine art"
Understandable
Both still slap
i always thought it said eyes
These comments jus get better💀
Same thing
This song has been revived
This is a sign
I must buy more canned food for my bunker
this song is always alive, that's what makes it EPIC.
same
round 2 to the shop for canned food?
this is nice song good see people gathering here for this once again after 11 years let gooo